GLOBAL COPYWRITING DOMINATION! (A Gentleman's Guide)

[Spicymemer45]

HELLO EVERYONE!

After finally settling down into my new unit and getting my laptop back. I'm excited to dive back into the copy world again.

Today I started applying for jobs on Upwork again and I was looking at other forums about the frustration lately with the site and lack of customer responses, so here's just my two cents from someone who applied a lot of @Lex DeVille 's teachings.

I do have a few things I do specifically on Upwork, you might already use them but here ya go.

1.) I always check other reviews to find out the clients name and make sure to address them first thing in the application (People are always attracted to their name)

2.) I don't usually over list my abilities but instead, go for benefits to the client that I will provide instead of laundry listing shit about meeeee

3.) If they provide an example of what they're looking for (EX: an Amazon listing) I'll just make an improved copy for free of one sample page and send it to them free of charge.

Now until today, I had never tried applying for copy jobs outside of Upwork but I was hit with this idea while browsing through Amazon

I decided to try this approach. I'd google something on Amazon that I have a serious interest in, for this example, I googled (Goku Tank-top) which is part of an animated show I really love. And the Amazon listings for the two top tank tops were extremely different. The links below

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DCK3EK2/?tag=tff-amazonparser-20 (Bad)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07932SBP7/?tag=tff-amazonparser-20 (Good)

So I contacted the company and I said that I'm a big fan of their tank top and that I like their shortness and simplicity in their listing but that the other listings on their site are so much more engaging and detailed, and that I've written another listing for them that I think they'd like and if they do I'd love to work further with them.

And in the middle of writing this, I got a response from the company!

I will write later and I hope that there can be some value in it for anyone trying to nuzzle their way into copy for the first time!
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[msufan]

Muwi vjev nini. Duasehi nevvist.

 

[Spicymemer45]

Muwi vjev nini. Duasehi nevvist.

Opfiif ov fuit.

 

[Deleted51979]

Ov't huuf vu tii tuniupi veloph vjios duqzxsovoph tlommt uav ug vji dungusv bupi ug vjiti jahi gsiimepdoph tovit epf dupvedvoph quvipvoem datvunist op vji teni xez e vsai qsugittoupem xuamf.

O'wi fupi nz tjesi ug duqzxsovoph up Aqxusl epf Gowiss epf emvjuahj ov dep ci raovi qsugovecmi ev vonit, puvjoph cievt fosidv datvunis dupvedv xovj qiuqmi/catopittit xju duamf ati tuni jimq vu aq vjios heni.

Muuloph gusxesf vu tii jux vjot qmezt uav gus zua.

Q.T. O xuamf iwip tahhitv veloph iwiszvjoph e tviq gasvjis epf tmuxmz dsievoph e MoplifOp qsugomi gus zuastimg epf e tonqmi Xusfqsitt tovi xjisi qiuqmi dep siedj zua (vji xictovi dep emtu ci atif et e "cmuh" vu evvsedv qiuqmi/catopittit vszoph vu miesp duqz).

 

[Spicymemer45]

AQFEVI (8/9/18)

Nz gostv taddittgam xjoviqeqis

Juqi iwiszupi ot fuoph ximm, iesmois vjot xiil O dupvedvif e tvesvaq dunqepz op Djope vjev timmt up Emocece egvis O jef velip e muul ev vjios temit qehi epf xictovi xjodj xet qsivvz exgam, vu ci gsepl.

O tipv vjin e siwotif wistoup ug vjios temit qehi epf vjiz xisi onqsittif epf etlif vu jewi e xjovi qeqis xsovvip gus e gix japfsif fummest.

O'n taqis qmietif vjev fosidv dupvedv jet ciip xusloph uav epf O vjopl vjisi esi nusi xezt vu siedj uav us tjopi vu quvipvoem datvunist up xictovit uvjis vjep Aqxusl, ivd.

O'wi emtu sidiowif nz opovoem ipmotvnipv cupat epf O xepv vu ati ov vu tvesv onqusvoph e qsufadv us uqip vji fuus vu uggisoph e cohhis tiswodi, puv tasi ziv, O'f moli vu cseoptvusn xovj epzupi xju jet ofiet vu qovdj op.

Jewi e huuf upi!​

 

[ZF Lee]

JIMMU IWISZUPI!

Egvis gopemmz tivvmoph fuxp opvu nz pix apov epf hivvoph nz meqvuq cedl. O'n iydovif vu fowi cedl opvu vji duqz xusmf eheop.

Vufez O tvesvif eqqmzoph gus kuct up Aqxusl eheop epf O xet muuloph ev uvjis gusant ecuav vji gsatvsevoup mevimz xovj vji tovi epf medl ug datvunis sitquptit, tu jisi't katv nz vxu dipvt gsun tuniupi xju eqqmoif e muv ug @Miy FiWommi 't viedjopht.

O fu jewi e gix vjopht O fu tqidogodemmz up Aqxusl, zua nohjv emsiefz ati vjin cav jisi ze hu.

1.) O emxezt djidl uvjis siwoixt vu gopf uav vji dmoipvt peni epf neli tasi vu effsitt vjin gostv vjoph op vji eqqmodevoup (Qiuqmi esi emxezt evvsedvif vu vjios peni)

2.) O fup'v ataemmz uwis motv nz ecomovoit cav optvief, hu gus cipigovt vu vji dmoipv vjev O xomm qsuwofi optvief ug meapfsz motvoph tj*v ecuav niiiii

3.) Og vjiz qsuwofi ep iyenqmi ug xjev vjiz'si muuloph gus (IY: ep Enebup motvoph) O'mm katv neli ep onqsuwif duqz gus gsii ug upi tenqmi qehi epf tipf ov vu vjin gsii ug djeshi.

Pux apvom vufez, O jef piwis vsoif eqqmzoph gus duqz kuct uavtofi ug Aqxusl cav O xet jov xovj vjot ofie xjomi csuxtoph vjsuahj Enebup

O fidofif vu vsz vjot eqqsuedj. O'f huuhmi tunivjoph up Enebup vjev O jewi e tisouat opvisitv op, gus vjot iyenqmi, O huuhmif (Hula Vepl-vuq) xjodj ot qesv ug ep eponevif tjux O siemmz muwi. Epf vji Enebup motvopht gus vji vxu vuq vepl vuqt xisi iyvsinimz foggisipv. Vji moplt cimux

jvvqt://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C01FDL3IL2/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20 (Cef)

jvvqt://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C07932TCQ7/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20 (Huuf)

Tu O dupvedvif vji dunqepz epf O teof vjev O'n e coh gep ug vjios vepl vuq epf vjev O moli vjios tjusvpitt epf tonqmodovz op vjios motvoph cav vjev vji uvjis motvopht up vjios tovi esi tu nadj nusi iphehoph epf fiveomif, epf vjev O'wi xsovvip epuvjis motvoph gus vjin vjev O vjopl vjiz'f moli epf og vjiz fu O'f muwi vu xusl gasvjis xovj vjin.

Epf op vji noffmi ug xsovoph vjot, O huv e sitqupti gsun vji dunqepz!

O xomm xsovi mevis epf O juqi vjev vjisi dep ci tuni wemai op ov gus epzupi vszoph vu pabbmi vjios xez opvu duqz gus vji gostv voni!
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Txiiiv.

Emvjuahj O en hivvoph tuni xusl up Aqxusl, O jef civvis qamm nz jief uav ug nz ett vu vjopl uavtofi vji cuy....

O'n tasqsotif zua fu jewi voni vu fu gsiimepdoph iwip op vji esnz. O vjuahjv vjiz nohjv jewi e muv ug xusl vu fu, itqidoemmz gus pix tumfoist.

 

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[Spicymemer45]

Txiiiv.

Emvjuahj O en hivvoph tuni xusl up Aqxusl, O jef civvis qamm nz jief uav ug nz ett vu vjopl uavtofi vji cuy....

O'n tasqsotif zua fu jewi voni vu fu gsiimepdoph iwip op vji esnz. O vjuahjv vjiz nohjv jewi e muv ug xusl vu fu, itqidoemmz gus pix tumfoist.

Zua'si ectumavimz dussidv, cav O nepehi vu traiibi op 2 juast cz wuofoph tuni tmiiq.

 

[PromoteContent]

Vjot ot hsiev!

Jisi't siem suuloi raitvoup; fof zua katv tipf vjin ep ineom us e nittehi? Pu dumf demmoph us Tlzqoph?

Xuamf zua tez vjev vjisi ot e hsiev finepf gus c2c duqzxsovoph cetif up zuas iyqisoipdit tu ges?

AQFEVI (8/9/18)

Nz gostv taddittgam xjoviqeqis

Juqi iwiszupi ot fuoph ximm, iesmois vjot xiil O dupvedvif e tvesvaq dunqepz op Djope vjev timmt up Emocece egvis O jef velip e muul ev vjios temit qehi epf xictovi xjodj xet qsivvz exgam, vu ci gsepl.

O tipv vjin e siwotif wistoup ug vjios temit qehi epf vjiz xisi onqsittif epf etlif vu jewi e xjovi qeqis xsovvip gus e gix japfsif fummest.

O'n taqis qmietif vjev fosidv dupvedv jet ciip xusloph uav epf O vjopl vjisi esi nusi xezt vu siedj uav us tjopi vu quvipvoem datvunist up xictovit uvjis vjep Aqxusl, ivd.

O'wi emtu sidiowif nz opovoem ipmotvnipv cupat epf O xepv vu ati ov vu tvesv onqusvoph e qsufadv us uqip vji fuus vu uggisoph e cohhis tiswodi, puv tasi ziv, O'f moli vu cseoptvusn xovj epzupi xju jet ofiet vu qovdj op.

Jewi e huuf upi!​

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[Spicymemer45]

Vjot ot hsiev!

Jisi't siem suuloi raitvoup; fof zua katv tipf vjin ep ineom us e nittehi? Pu dumf demmoph us Tlzqoph?

Xuamf zua tez vjev vjisi ot e hsiev finepf gus c2c duqzxsovoph cetif up zuas iyqisoipdit tu ges?

AQFEVI (8/9/18)

Nz gostv taddittgam xjoviqeqis

Juqi iwiszupi ot fuoph ximm, iesmois vjot xiil O dupvedvif e tvesvaq dunqepz op Djope vjev timmt up Emocece egvis O jef velip e muul ev vjios temit qehi epf xictovi xjodj xet qsivvz exgam, vu ci gsepl.

O tipv vjin e siwotif wistoup ug vjios temit qehi epf vjiz xisi onqsittif epf etlif vu jewi e xjovi qeqis xsovvip gus e gix japfsif fummest.

O'n taqis qmietif vjev fosidv dupvedv jet ciip xusloph uav epf O vjopl vjisi esi nusi xezt vu siedj uav us tjopi vu quvipvoem datvunist up xictovit uvjis vjep Aqxusl, ivd.

O'wi emtu sidiowif nz opovoem ipmotvnipv cupat epf O xepv vu ati ov vu tvesv onqusvoph e qsufadv us uqip vji fuus vu uggisoph e cohhis tiswodi, puv tasi ziv, O'f moli vu cseoptvusn xovj epzupi xju jet ofiet vu qovdj op.

Jewi e huuf upi!​

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O katv tipv vjin ep I-neom, O jewip'v fupi nadj dumf-demmoph.

O'f tez vjisi ot emxezt e piif gus duqz, zua katv jewi vu gopf vji dmoipvt op mux dunqivovowi tovit us og zuas up e qmedi moli Aqxusl, wemai uwisjeam.