PHRASES I USE A LOT
“We’ll buy data on a whiff of spend first. Then we’ll decide whether the project has legs or needs a swift bullet.”
“We try to get you profitable as soon as possible.”
“Our
goal is to get to the point where your new customers/clients pay for the ads and our fee.”
“We can’t promise results, just that we follow a process, and that process is this ...”
“Your competition aren’t doing X, Y, or Z. You’ve a good chance if you do X, Y, and Z.”
“I’m happy to leave money on the table to build a long term win-win relationship.”
“We did this when we build 120m keywords and ads for a startup in Dublin.”
“When I was in a team of 35 Google Ads specialists spending €120k/day on ads we did <insert relevant story>.”
“Our
goal is to grow *with* you.”
“You’re not tied into a contract. You can cancel anytime. We have to make this profitable for you each month.”
“We dig one layer below everyone else.”
“We do things the competition doesn’t think to do, doesn’t want to do, or doesn’t know how to do.”
“I’m a geek. I love this stuff.”
“I grow my business through customers recommending us to other business owners.”
“Even if this doesn’t work out you’ll have learned the process we use to see if something will work, or fail fast and cheaply.”
“I’m not trying to grow a consultancy or an agency. I have other plans... but just can’t help myself.”
“I do this for fun!”
“You’re getting my consulting brain for SaaS fees.”
“We’ll eventually not take on clients. We’re just doing this while we figure out the products we’ll create and sell at scale.”
“There’s two learning curves here. We learn about your business and market, and you learn what we do and why. When those two learning curves meet in the middle it pushes us up higher than your competitors.”
“I’ve had clients paying €5k/mth but don’t want big clients like that anymore. I prefer to help with smaller businesses where I work with the business owner.”
“If this works well then maybe you could rent this system to businesses in other locations?”
“I started in AdWords back in 2009 and it never gets old!”
“I don’t look at all that crap. When we were buying a million clicks a day we just used spreadsheets to figure out our CPCs and EPCs. All those other KPIs are just that... *indicators*. All we cared about was whether we made €150k/day for our €120k/day spend.”
“We got our butts kicked if the margin was too low. We also got our butts kicked if the margin was too high, because that meant we could push bids and get more volume.”
“I’m a business owner too.”
“What marketing have you done to date, and how has it worked out?”
“How’s business going?”
“It wrecks my head when people talk about ‘traffic’.”
“People keep talking about landing page conversion rates. Argh... landing pages don’t fecking convert. People do.”
“People overcomplicate it. Launch and learn.”
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I’m sure there’s more. I feel like I’m just getting started brain dumping these.
One thing I’ve noticed about all those statements is that they’re all unique to me and the way I work. They’re all “authoritative” too. They’re mostly statements.