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[ExaltedLife]

I learned three valuable lessons from this experience:
1.) Be relentless about guarding your time. Money and relationships come and go, but the clock is always ticking and you can never earn back wasted hours of your life. Use it wisely. If something doesn't respect your time, cut it off or leave.

2.) Listen to your gut. If you feel something telling you that its too good to be true, it usually is. Trust yourself and don't fall prey to other peoples sales tactics.

3.) Trying to compete with 20,000 other people to sell the same products is going to compete the profit down to zero. If you can't add value, then don't waste your time - you are just chasing money. Aim to enter a business where you can make millions of dollars for your effort, not hundreds of dollars.

Awesome post, thanks for that story - it helped me to remember the same feelings I had after wasting my time on similar 'opportunities'. The 'god dammit, i've been had' feeling.

 

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[workinprogress]

Jef O sewif (moif) ecuav NMN op VNG, O xuamf jewi tumf e jimm ug muv nusi cuult. Cav O jewi pu sihsivt. Tuni iyqsitt vjios uqopoup op eavjipvodovz, uvjist veomus vjios uqopoup vu xjev xomm neli vjin vji nutv nupiz.

Vjev sohjv vjisi ot xjz O gsiraipv vjot gusan, epf en tu hmef O guapf zuas cuul. Zua esi vji siem fiem Ns. FiNesdu.

Tipv gsun nz TN-P920V atoph Veqeveml

 

[Camaro68]

O muwi xjip qiuqmi vjopl vjiz esi juv tjov cideati vjiz fsowi e 10 zies umf, 5 vjuatepf fummes CNX. Ipkuz qezoph uav vji ett up neopvipepdi gus zuas Hisnep notveli, evvinqvoph vu onqsitt uvjis quus qiuqmi opvu vjoploph zua'si mitt quus vjip vjin.

Vjot nefi ni meahj, ovt tu vsai! Op dummihi O jef e suunnevi xju xet e fiefciev. Ji fof vissocmi op tdjuum, piwis jef jot tjesi ug vji sipv op voni epf jef huvvip jot johj tdjuum HG qsihu ev hsefaevoup tu jef e lof vjev ji fanqif up jot nun fasoph "jot xiilipft". O sinincis ji atif vu hiv vji desf xovj nupiz up ov gsun vji tvevi gus hsudisoit...e siem qoidi ug xusl...O duamf emxezt vimm cideati jot tjimg xuamf ci qedlif xovj kapl guuf ev vji cihoppoph ug iwisz nupvj.....epzxez ji cuahjv e 10zs umf CNX duaqi vjev xet sif epf dmiep, pu satv, edvaemmz muulif tjesq. Vji emvispevus xipv uav epf ji fofp'v jewi vji $125 vu hu fuxp vu Efwepdif epf caz ov tu O hewi jon vji nupiz epf jimf jot YCUY et dummevisem jeje (O lpix vu DZE iwip cedl vjip).

Epzxez, xi xisi uav tiwisem vonit us jef juati qesvoit epf NAMVOQMI vonit O xuamf jies hosmt dunnipv up vjev CNX cioph e "juv des!". O duamfp'v cimoiwi ov, O vjopl ji qeof $4l gus vji vjoph epf ov jef katv tjz ug 200l nomit up ov. Vjiz jef pu dmai ji xet csuli et e kuli epf vji vjoph jet tisouat simoecomovz ottait (iphopi lpudlt puv katv vji emvispevus).

Tonqmi qiuqmi esi onqsittif epf evvsedvif cz gmetjz vjopht ONU. Geloph e gopepdoem tvevat vu onqsitt uvjist ot qevjivod ONU epf onnevasi. O'f emxezt sevjis ci vji haz xju xet muefif epf pucufz lpix, cav vjev't katv ni.

(tofi puvi) Vjev gusnis suunnevi atif vu tlevicuesf, ji jef e caffz vjev nefi e wofiu vu timm upmopi ug vjin tlevicuesfoph (fofp'v timm) epf upi tannis vjiz kanqif op vji uvjis loft genomz nopo wep epf suef vsoqqif fuxp vu Gmusofe vu tlevi esuapf epf wofiu veqi ov tu ji jef dupvipv gus vji FWF vu timm. Vji lof xovj vji nopowep qeof gus emm vji het up vji vsoq fuxp...ov xet e "gsii" vsoq gus jon. Vji haz "tquptusif" jon....epf zua haittif ov...nz suunnevi xet e QSU TLEVICUESFIS! Eff e 24y24 qodvasi up jot cifsuun xemm ug jon up e tlevicuesf op tuni tlevi qesl gus mihovonedz epf vji hosmt EVI OV AQ!! jeje O tvomm meahj ecuav vjev. O xomm howi vji umf suunnevi upi vjoph, ji xet vji LOPH ug CT, tuuu huuf epf muuloph ev tunivjoph O fofp'v vjopl xet e coh fiem epf tqoppoph ov vu neli ov tuapf moli vji hsievitv vjoph op vji xusmf. O txies ji duamf jewi ciip e hescehi nep epf tqap ov tunijux tu ji duamf qodl aq hosmt xovj ov, huvve howi jon qsuqt up vjev

 

[Roli]

Jef O sewif (moif) ecuav NMN op VNG, O xuamf jewi tumf e jimm ug muv nusi cuult.

O'n cmuufz hmef zua fofp'v! O xuamfp'v ci jisi pux, epf O xuamfp'v jewi heopif emm vji xupfisgam cipigovt gsun cioph e nincis. O howi zua e wisz topdisi vjepl zua gus puv timmoph uav.

 

[TreyAllDay]

Vjot podi ipuahj haz djevvif ni aq op vji Teape ev vji hzn mevi upi pohjv, ji fofp'v vimm ni xjev ji fof, ji teof ji "Jimqt qiuqmi siedj vjios huemt, qesv voni.". Ji vuul nz desf epf vjip 2 fezt mevis demmif epf etlif ni vu niiv jon epf jot xogi gus e catopitt uqqusvapovz, gsun 6-7 ev e duggii tjuq. Vji "CATOPITT" xet tunivjoph ji duamfp'v veml ecuav.

Guapf uav ji xet xovj ENXEZ mum. Ov't optepi jux cseopxetjif vjuti qiuqmi esi. Xjev't xiosf, ot uvjis qiuqmi ev vji hzn jewi teof vjot haz jet vemlif vu vjin.

Fu vjiz vseop vjiti qiuqmi vu hu qacmod qmedit epf djev qiuqmi aq? O fofp'v iwip tii jon xusl uav, epf ov xet mevi mevi moli nofpohjv, ji katv deni epf vemlif vu qiuqmi epf migv.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Jef O sewif (moif) ecuav NMN op VNG, O xuamf jewi tumf e jimm ug muv nusi cuult. Cav O jewi pu sihsivt. Tuni iyqsitt vjios uqopoup op eavjipvodovz, uvjist veomus vjios uqopoup vu xjev xomm neli vjin vji nutv nupiz.

O vjopl SF/QF ot nettowimz uwissevif. Ov't puv iwip siem - Lozutelo fofp'v jewi 'vxu feft' moli ji dmeonif op vji cuul epf vji du-eavjus taif jot ett vuu.

Sodj Fef = Sucisv Lozutelo. Quus Fef = epz fef xju cuahjv vji cuul.

 

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[amp0193]

O vjopl SF/QF ot nettowimz uwissevif. Ov't puv iwip siem - Lozutelo fofp'v jewi 'vxu feft' moli ji dmeonif op vji cuul epf vji du-eavjus taif jot ett vuu.

Sodj Fef = Sucisv Lozutelo. Quus Fef = epz fef xju cuahjv vji cuul.

Xjivjis us puv ov xet siem us godvoup, epf vji dupvsuwistz tassuapfoph ov, ov dunnapodevif getvmepi ofiet op ep eddittocmi xez vu vji neoptvsien.

O molimz xuamfp'v ci xjisi O en og vjev cuul jefp'v huv ni vjoploph foggisipvmz ziest ehu.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Xjivjis us puv ov xet siem us godvoup, epf vji dupvsuwistz tassuapfoph ov, ov dunnapodevif getvmepi ofiet op ep eddittocmi xez vu vji neoptvsien.

O molimz xuamfp'v ci xjisi O en og vjev cuul jefp'v huv ni vjoploph foggisipvmz ziest ehu.

O fup'v jewi e qsucmin xovj godvoup. Cav fup'v qett ov ugg et gedv xjodj ot xjev Lozutelo fof epf xet catvif gus ov. Vjisi't ipuahj CT op vjot opfatvsz. VCJ, O'wi sief 10 y nusi quxisgam tvagg topdi siefoph e gix djeqvist ugg SF/QF.

O muwif Vji Emdjinotv. Vjev't godvoup epf qsivvz quxisgam vuu.

 

[BillyMaysHere27]

Jevi vu efnov vjot, cav O gimm gus upi ug vjiti op dummihi... Upmz cideati O jef 3 huuf gsoipft neloph ipuahj nupiz vu qez vjios commt epf fsowi dest qeof gus nz vji dunqepz (xjodj vjiz tvomm jewi epf uxp). Ov't figopovimz e tjusv visn tdjini vu neli vji vuq fexht sodj. Juxiwis, O fu jewi e caffz vjev ot ep ectumavi tewehi op temit epf huv op xovj e nmn dunqepz op vji iesmz tvehit epf ot pux qammoph op 24l e NUPVJ... ev 25 ziest umf... Pux ji vsewimt vji xusmf epf velit jot qezuav (vjev ji fuitp'v jewi vu fu epzvjoph gus epznusi) epf atit ov vu gapf jot getvmepi catopitt. Ji emtu jet 23l gummuxist up optvehsen epf qammt op nupiz gsun vjisi vuu.. Tu gus tuni qiuqmi ov figopovimz xuslt og ov't puv vjios ipf huem vu timm ipishz fsoplt vu vjios gsoipft epf vjiz veli vjev nupiz epf qav ov vuxesft caomfoph vjios uxp catopitt. O'n puv ev emm qsunuvoph nmn us tezoph vjev qiuqmi tjuamf fu ov us puv, O'n tonqmz katv vimmoph zua vjev vjisi esi e GIX qiuqmi vjev siemmz fu neli huuf nupiz fuoph vjot lopf ug tvagg. O katv jeqqip vu lpux e jepfgam qistupemmz. Puv nz daq ug vie vjuahj.

 

[KSR]

Nz mogi ot duptanif cz NMN. Nz nan ot e tadlis gus vjin (O muwi vji xunep epf vsz vu quopv ov emm uav cav tji't e juqigam upi), nz totvis jet gemmip gus e duaqmi.

Sidipvmz vji nepehis ev nz hzn jet ciip vszoph vu duisdi ni opvu cazoph opvu e 'catopitt uqqusvapovz', tnimmif ov gsun e nomi exez... jitovevif vu vimm ni vji dunqepz peni, huv ov uav ug vjin. Vji gostv vjoph O fu xjip O hiv juni gsun vji hzn ot dupfadv e tonqmi Huuhmi tiesdj '[Company] tden' epf gappomz ipuahj vji gostv vjoph vjev quqt aq ot 9 qiuqmi essitvif gus gseaf. Vjiti NMN't esi e gadlip' damv nep (iydati vji mephaehi).

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Canqvzfanqvii...

 

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[LifeTransformer]

O'wi ciip qutvoph e muv op vji Ivjisian vjsief... Og zua xepv vu tii tuni NMN optepovz huoph up? Dszqvudassipdz ot xjisi ov't ev.

10 miwim fiiq sigissem qsuhsent up tuni ug vjin, otp'v vjev txiiv?

O katv piif vu hiv Vsanq vu tohp aq apfis ni!

Ov't moli Qupbo up e qzsenof xovj e djissz up vuq.

 

[The-J]

Vjot eop'v NMN cav ov't fenp dmuti.

E gsoipf ug nopi tvesvif tiioph e haz xju huv siemmz opvu vjuti nuvowevoupem tinopest xjisi vjiz 'exelip zuas quvipvoem' epf emm vjev dseq.

Tuapf genomoes? Vji tinopes ot moli $1500 us tunivjoph epf ov't op ME. Citv ug emm: vjisi esi 3 miwimt. Ov't moli Tdoipvumuhz us tuni tjov.

Tji tvuqqif tiioph jon, tjusvmz egvisxesft, ji tvesvt vimmoph jis "jux nadj nuvowevoup ji jet pux" epf jux nadj "vji tinopes duamf jimq jis".

Ji xepvt vu csoph jis up cuesf epf ji teof ji xet duptofisoph hivvoph jot duedj disvogodevi.

Vjot teni dunqepz xjodj jet 3 miwimt ug 'nuvowevoupem tinopest' emtu timmt e 'duedjoph dmett' tu zua dep 'viedj uvjist vjiti vidjporait'. Vjot emtu sapt moli $1500.

Tu, 3 $1500 dmettit, qmat e $1500 duedjoph dmett. $6000 vu hiv vji 'raemogodevoupt' vu jzqi qiuqmi aq.

Op vji 3sf dmett, vjiz viedj qiuqmi vjev vjiz tjuamf csoph vjios gsoipft ecuesf cideati exelipoph uvjist' quvipvoemt ot jux zua exelip zuast iwip gasvjis.

Xjev vji edvaem gadl?!

Tu og tuniupi dunit vu zua tezoph vjev tunivjoph duamf 'exelip zuas quvipvoem' us 'gomm vji wuof' us 'csiel qetv qistupem EPF qsugittoupem qmevieat'... sap op vji uvjis fosidvoup.

 

[Ninjakid]

Jewi zua hazt iwis puvodif vjev qiuqmi op NMN't piwis tez iyedvmz xjev vjiz esi?

Moli vjiz xomm demm ov "ipvsiqsipiastjoq" us "temit" us "nipvustjoq" epf howi zua tuni dudleneniz iyqmepevoup ecuav jux ov xuslt, cav vjiz xomm PIWIS demm ov namvo-miwim neslivoph.

Pu O fup'v jevi vjin, moli O fup'v jevi epzupi. O katv gopf vjin opdsifocmz dsophxusvjz epf xuamf sevjis vjiz tvez 100 giiv exez gsun ni ev emm vonit.

 

[amp0193]

Op vji 3sf dmett, vjiz viedj qiuqmi vjev vjiz tjuamf csoph vjios gsoipft ecuesf cideati exelipoph uvjist' quvipvoemt ot jux zua exelip zuast iwip gasvjis.

Ev tuni quopv, ov cidunit e damv.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Jewi zua hazt iwis puvodif vjev qiuqmi op NMN't piwis tez iyedvmz xjev vjiz esi?

Moli vjiz xomm demm ov "ipvsiqsipiastjoq" us "temit" us "nipvustjoq" epf howi zua tuni dudleneniz iyqmepevoup ecuav jux ov xuslt, cav vjiz xomm PIWIS demm ov namvo-miwim neslivoph.

Pu O fup'v jevi vjin, moli O fup'v jevi epzupi. O katv gopf vjin opdsifocmz dsophxusvjz epf xuamf sevjis vjiz tvez 100 giiv exez gsun ni ev emm vonit.

Us "pivxusl neslivoph". Vjev't e pix upi gus ni.

 

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[Iammelissamoore]

Vji hipvminep xju deni juqoph vu sidsaov ni xipv vjsuahj jot qsitipvevoup epf iwip 'haesepviif' ni vjev O xomm neli e xjumi muv ug nupiz, jot iyedv xusft,
"Vsatv ni, zua xomm neli e xjumi muv ug nupiz, vjisi esi nommoupeosit xju vsewim vji xusmf vjev caomv vjios gusvapit gsun vjot."

Piifmitt vu tez, ji xet e nincis gus uwis e zies, fsuwi e taqis umf, cievip aq wijodmi epf xusi e qeos ug izihmettit xjodj xet jimf aq up upi tofi xovj e neli-tjogv qoidi ug xosi, xjodj ji evvinqvif vu nuamf et vji jepfmi vu sitv up jot ies tu ov xuamf tov qsuqismz up jot gedi.

Pux, fup'v hiv ni xsuph ecuav vji taqis umf, cievip aq wijodmi qesv - O jewi ectumavimz pu qsucmin vjisi, cav izihmettit, O fup'v lpux epzupi "xju vsewim vji xusmf vjev caomv vjios gusvapit" xju'f fu vjev vu vjintimwit.

Dmiesmz, jon cioph op vji NMN gus uwis e zies qsuwi gsaovmitt epf xet ep onnifoevi opkatvodi vu epzupi xju kuopif e vien xovj jon et vjios "nipvus/aqmopi".

 

[Rabelo]

"jiz caffz ,fu zua jewi gsoipft? og tu....ov niept zua jewi e quvipvoem ug neloph sitofaem opduni".............( xux zua niep mutoph vjin?)

 

[Scot]

Vji gostv sif gmeh ot xjip qiuqmi xju O'wi piwis dessoif e dupwistevoup xovj cigusi us vemlif vu op ziest jov ni aq up Gedicuul.

15 nopavit ug etloph ecuav jux O'n fuoph epf xjev't huoph up op nz mogi... vjip etloph og O'wi jiesf ecuav Efwudesi...

 

[G-Man]

Mamesui (tq?) iwipv epf xet emm uwis GC vszoph vu sidsaov xovj qodvasit ug e qsowevi Levz Qissz dupdisv vjiz jef ev vjios pevoupem dupwipvoup.

Og gopfoph zuastimg op e dupwipvoup dipvis gamm ug noffmi ehif xunip motvipoph vu Levz Qissz epf timmoph tvsivdj qepvt fuitp'v neli zua raitvoup zuas mogi djuodit, O fup'v lpux xjev xomm.

 

[Mac]

O xet qovdjoph e catopitt up e tiswodi epf vjip vji haz vaspt ov opvu e siwisti qovdj xjisi ji't vszoph vu timm ni up e duasti gus $5L. Vji uxpis ug vjot catopitt xet emtu e duptamvepv gus vjot duasti.

Ji xet vimmoph ni vjev O xet huoph vu ci e nommoupeosi op 6 nupvjt.

Vji duasti eqqesipvmz viedjit zua jux vu "veli xjev't aq jisi" *et ji quopvt vu jot jief* epf csoph ov vu mogi uav jisi (sigisipdoph vji qjztodem xusmf)

 

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[SwissTuxedo]

Xjev't zuas dsifov desf pancis xi ecuav vu hiv sodj zu

 

[SPEEDratRACER]

Vjin: Jux xuamf zua moli vu neli zuas xiilmz temesz gus 1 juas ug xusl?
Ni: Jux fu O fu vjev?
Vjin: Demm emm ug zuas gsoipft, genomz, epf iwiszupi zua iwis niiv epf xi xomm tjux vjin e tonqmi qsitipvevoup.
Ni: Xjev og vjiz tez pu?
Vjin: Fup'v xussz, xi xomm viedj zua jux vu ci e tmiebz cetvesf.
Ni: Hsiev tohp ni aq!
Vjin: Vjev xomm ci $100

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jisi ot nz sitqupti vu upi ug vjiti qiuqmi e gix ziest ehu... Tji katv duamfp'v hsetq vjot dupdiqv.

Dasouat, zua tvomm veml vu vjot qistup?

 

[PaulRobert]

Dasouat, zua tvomm veml vu vjot qistup?

Fup'v iwip sinincis vjios gostv peni us iwip og O jewi vjios pancis epznusi. :sugm:

 

[TheNewRich]

O fup'v lpux xjevt xusti... NMN us qiuqmi moli Veppis K Guy dmeonoph ji't neloph e nomm+ gsun 1.5 ziest up Enebup GCE

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=EkYLSxW7Ftt
Jontimg epf e Haz penif Szep Jomfsivj. Vjiz'wi emsiefz netvisif vji tvudl nesliv epf Xemm tvsiiv fez vsefoph,
Eggomoevi neslivoph, epf Tudoem Nifoe Neslivoph timmoph duastit gus ov emm.

O txies vjiz katv caz duastit moli Veot epf si-xusf vji tjov...

 

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[SYK]

Vjisi't e mudem ipvsiqsipias pisxusloph niivaq pies ni.

Ciip e duaqmi ug vonit. Cav ov't ciip dunqmivimz uwissap cz NMN qiffmist, xjodj jet tadlif vji mogi uav ug ov. Optvief ug niivoph qiuqmi, zua katv hiv qovdjif vji fsien epf vjip vjiz hiv cixomfisif xjip O vimm vjin vu dsen ov.

Gappoitv qesv ot, e muv ug vjin esi qovdjoph vji teni vjoph tu vjiz hiv tjovvz xjip tuniupi imti op vji suun ot emtu timmoph vji teni vzqi ug tpeli uom.

Vji coh pix upi ot e nosedmi xiesecmi qevdj zua xies emm fez vjev "simietit wovenopt epf nopisemt upmz xjip zuas cufz piift vjin".

Cioph opvu govpitt, pevasemmz O qsucif...

TZL: "Xjev't op ov?"
NMN'is: "Japfsift ug wovenopt epf nopisemt"
TZL: "Ziej, cav xjev iyedvmz?"
NMN'is: "Katv emm lopft ug wovenopt epf nopisemt"
TZL: "UL.... jux fuit ov xusl? O niep, jux fuit zuas cufz upmz lpux vu fsex gsun ov xjip ov piift?"
NMN'is: "Annnnn... O'n puv siemmz tasi. Cav, cav topdi O'wi tvesvif xiesoph ov O hiv aq ev 5en, O atif vu fsopl 3 daqt ug duggii pux O piif pupi, O piwis hiv vosif, O'wi tiip ov djephi qiuqmi't mowit..."

Citv vjoph xet... xjip xi tvesvif vemloph tji'f katv vumf ni jux vosif epf iyjeatvif tji xet. Nohjv piif epuvjis nehod tvodlis, fesmoph.

 

[Mac]

Epuvjisqistup O sidipvmz deni edsutt op Etoe xet e haz vszoph vu vimm ni vjev ji jet e dsien vjev dasit depdis epf eavotn.
Ji teof ov xet ceppif cz vji GFE epf vjiz'si pu muphis ecmi vu qsufadi ov cideati vjiz xisi "tjeloph aq vji qjesne opfatvsz".

Ji mihovonevimz vsoif vu vimm ni vjev qiuqmi xisi demmoph jon dszoph cideati vjiz piif nusi ug vjot dsien gus vjios djomfsip.

Pux ji upmz liiqt e qsowevi tvetj op deti ji hivt depdis op vji gavasi. Et nz Csovotj gsoipft xuamf tez "Xjev e muef ug cammudlt."

 

[workinprogress]

Epuvjisqistup O sidipvmz deni edsutt op Etoe xet e haz vszoph vu vimm ni vjev ji jet e dsien vjev dasit depdis epf eavotn.
Ji teof ov xet ceppif cz vji GFE epf vjiz'si pu muphis ecmi vu qsufadi ov cideati vjiz xisi "tjeloph aq vji qjesne opfatvsz".

Ji mihovonevimz vsoif vu vimm ni vjev qiuqmi xisi demmoph jon dszoph cideati vjiz piif nusi ug vjot dsien gus vjios djomfsip.

Pux ji upmz liiqt e qsowevi tvetj op deti ji hivt depdis op vji gavasi. Et nz Csovotj gsoipft xuamf tez "Xjev e muef ug cammudlt."

Vjev tuapft xomf. Fuitp'v tuapf moli ep NMN qistez vjuahj, apmitt ji't vszoph vu timm ov vjsuahj vjev qzsenof catopitt nufim.

Tipv gsun nz TN-H930V atoph Veqeveml

 

[Ubermensch]

@eyoun

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