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My religion teacher went on a rant today. Like he always does. But this time it struck home.The greatest pop star/businesswoman/entertainer in history since Michael Jackson is in front of you while you have the opportunity to watch one of the greatest QBs in history, but oh, whatever is on your phone is more important.
I doubt humans survives beyond the next 2 generations, about 50 years or so. Perhaps we need an alien intervention to smack some sense into the growing demise of humanity.
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He’s an older man, and he keeps on saying how humans are evolving backwards.
He says stuff like gosh, I’m happy I lowered my standards otherwise you’d all be in trouble.
Today, he said something like “ oh of course now the 72 different genders, your little iPhones and everyone thinks religion is that warm fuzzy feeling, it’s not! You have to learn! But your cellphones have stripped those abilities from you. You can identify as a unicorn, but I identify as a human being.
When I wanted to learn kayaking, I just read the basic rules and got a kayake and left! I didn’t go to a class, I learnt by DOING!
All of you guys have your little cellphones burning your brains, back then we didn’t have that stuff.”
He just goes on tons of rants, and everyone laughs but they legit have some truth.
Best religion teacher ever
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