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Some people can learn by reading books, or by listening to podcasts... heck, they can even learn by watching other people make mistakes.
Me? Nah. I gotta suffer. I have to really know that I've f*cked up, and feel the immense weight of my piss poor decisions sitting on me like Rosie O'Donnell after a trip to the all you can eat seafood buffet.
My car? Glad you asked. It's a pearl white 2013 Subaru STi - bought new, right off the lot with only 17 miles (after my 6 mile test drive).
The ultimate in hoonery.
Complete with an aggressive hood scoop and spoiler as large as the outdoors to let everyone know I will tear a$$ all over their city.
I bought this right out of grad school upon getting my job at Intel - because no major life event should pass without accumulating significant and anxiety inducing debt.
Oh you've got 55k in student loans? How's about another 45k for a car.
I even rolled the negative equity from my Kia Rio5 hatchback into it. Savvy.
3 and a half years of pain, shelling out $685.36 a month with a big honking $19,000 payment after selling my house, and it's all mine. A testament to either my ability to be swayed by my idiot sidewalking tendencies, or to learn from my mistakes and blossom into a better version of myself.
Only time will tell.
For now, I gotta go tear a$$ all over Tempe and let the students know that this 35 year old is awesome-as-F*ck.
Me? Nah. I gotta suffer. I have to really know that I've f*cked up, and feel the immense weight of my piss poor decisions sitting on me like Rosie O'Donnell after a trip to the all you can eat seafood buffet.
My car? Glad you asked. It's a pearl white 2013 Subaru STi - bought new, right off the lot with only 17 miles (after my 6 mile test drive).
The ultimate in hoonery.
Complete with an aggressive hood scoop and spoiler as large as the outdoors to let everyone know I will tear a$$ all over their city.
I bought this right out of grad school upon getting my job at Intel - because no major life event should pass without accumulating significant and anxiety inducing debt.
Oh you've got 55k in student loans? How's about another 45k for a car.
I even rolled the negative equity from my Kia Rio5 hatchback into it. Savvy.
3 and a half years of pain, shelling out $685.36 a month with a big honking $19,000 payment after selling my house, and it's all mine. A testament to either my ability to be swayed by my idiot sidewalking tendencies, or to learn from my mistakes and blossom into a better version of myself.
Only time will tell.
For now, I gotta go tear a$$ all over Tempe and let the students know that this 35 year old is awesome-as-F*ck.
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