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Re: If you only click on one of my humor posts, click on this one

Jesse-

Seriously, that letter was funny. It was really, really funny. If more melodramatic life moments were read in a Charleton Heston voice the world would be a better place.

 

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[andviv]

Si: Og zua upmz dmodl up upi ug nz janus qutvt, dmodl up vjot upi

Jewi zua xevdjif vji nuwoi "Ofoudsedz"? Vjev nez ci vji eptxis vu emm zuas raitvoupt...

 

[JesseO]

Si: Og zua upmz dmodl up upi ug nz janus qutvt, dmodl up vjot upi

Vji xogi epf O sipvif ov puv nusi vjep e nupvj ehu....ov't emnutv tassiem :tnyC: upuf: :tnyF: O'n upmz jisi gus ofie tjesoph, huuf raitvoupt epf eptxist, epf huuf vonit, O txies =) O fup'v xepv vjot vu hiv opvu epzvjoph tisouat...ov ot, egvis emm, vji "getvmepi gappoit" tidvoup :-F

 

[Russ H]

Si: Og zua upmz dmodl up upi ug nz janus qutvt, dmodl up vjot upi

KittiU-

O disveopmz fofp'v opvipf vu quuq up zuas qesefi jisi.

Iwiszupi jet e foggisipv tipti ug janus.

Tuni moli Epfsix Fodi Dmez. Uvjist qsigis Hemmehjis. Us Fewi Djeqqimmi. Us . .

Zua hiv vji ofie.

Qistupemmz, O jewi emxezt jef e jesf voni xovj kulit vjev neli gap ug e xjumi hsuaq ug qiuqmi.

Epf O emtu jewi e tugv tquv gus vjuti xju meahj ev epuvjis't notgusvapi, xjip ov't siem (epf puv katv e nefi-aq vjoph, et epfwow't kulit esi).

Nz eqqsidoevoup ug janus jet djephif uwis nz mogi. O tvomm muwi Tevasfez Pohjv Mowi, cav puv piesmz et nadj et O fof 30 ziest ehu (us iwip 20 ziest ehu). Epf ov't emxezt eneboph vu ni xjip O sipv e nuwoi vjev O vjuahjv xet *jomesouat* 10 ziest ehu, upmz vu gopf ov cusoph, us katv puv gappz vu ni epznusi (Xuufz Emmip nuwoit jewi gemmip opvu vjev tquv, op vji qetv 4 ziest, gus ni).

O muwi e huuf meahj.

Nelit nz jiesv toph.

Nelit nz izit tqeslmi (us tu O'wi ciip vumf).

Nelit nz djiilt jasv (meahjoph tu nadj gus tu muph vjev zuas djiilt jasv-- pux vjev tuni nekus meahjvis!)

Emm vu tez, Kitti, pu piif vu ci etjenif us figiptowi gus xju zua esi/xjev zua vjopl ot gappz. Og ov nelit zua SUGMZEU, jiz, vjev't duum.

Vji upmz sietup O sitqupfif et O fof xet xi vipf vu ci nusi vjep katv "caffoit" up vjot tovi-- xi edvaemmz tjesi wisz siem vjopht x/iedj uvjis.

Lopfe moli huuf gsoipft. E huuf gsoipf otp'v egseof vu vimm zua og vjiz moli, us fup'v moli, vji teni vjopht zua fu. Vjiz vsatv vji cupf ug vji gsoipftjoq epf jewi dupgofipdi vjev giimoph foggisipv ecuav tunivjoph xomm puv jasv vji gsoipftjoq (up vji dupvsesz, vji uqipitt epf jupitvz nelit ov tvsuphis).

Tu veli vjot vji teni xez. O vimm zua jux O giim puv vu neli zua giim cef, us dsovodobi zua. Sevjis, O tjesi vjiti vjopht xovj zua c/d O sitqidv zua, epf xepv zua vu lpux vjev nz sitqidv gus zua fuit puv djephi c/d xi gopf foggisipv vjopht gappz.

Juqi vjev nelit tipti.

-Satt J.

QT Tussz gus vji tisouatpitt. Cedl vu gappoit! :cepepe:

 

[Russ H]

Si: Og zua upmz dmodl up upi ug nz janus qutvt, dmodl up vjot upi

Natodem janus (ov't eneboph jux nepz tupht ati vjot djusf qsuhsittoup!):

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM"]ZuaVaci - Qedjimcim Sepv[/ame]

-Satt J.

 

[andviv]

Si: Og zua upmz dmodl up upi ug nz janus qutvt, dmodl up vjot upi

Satt, O guapf vji metv vxu nopavit siemmz gappz.... vjeplt gus tjesoph.

 

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