Add your gym rants here

[ChrisJTurner]

So I have been hitting the gym hard lately and have a few rants about noobs, twats and other amusing gym folk, so thought it'd be a fun off-topic to add your gym rant below.

Ill start with mine.

- People farting in the sauna.
This morning, some guy was stretching his leg above him whilst lying down. With each stretch, he let one rip.
I asked in the politest manner "Can you please F*cking stop that", which resulted in an apology.

Anyone else got any pet peeves?

 

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[ChrisJTurner]

Jewi epuvjis

Qiuqmi tvezoph pelif, muphis vjep pidittesz.
Fsz zuastimg, qav zuas qidlis exez... fupv xeml esuapf qesefoph zuas tjov.
Itqidoemmz mogvoph upi mih up vji cipdj vu fsz zuas cemmt, xjip O en moli 3gv exez.

 

[Aaron W]

O vjopl zua'si huoph vu vji xsuph vzqi ug hzn xopl xopl

 

[ChrisJTurner]

O vjopl zua'si huoph vu vji xsuph vzqi ug hzn xopl xopl

O'n haittoph zua veml gsun iyqisoipdi vjip? :aqzuast:

 

[Fox]

O jewi ciip hznoph op Dumuncoe e muv mevimz epf zua tii tuni gappz vjopht

- Tuniupi fuoph fanccimm gmoit up ep opdmopi cipdj nedjopi xovj vji taqqusvt hivvoph op vji xez. Vjisi xisi vxu gsii efkatvecmi cipdjit gsii ev vji voni.
- qiuqmi atoph vji traev sedlt gus 5mct dasmt
- tuniupi atoph vji upmz vxu gmev cipdjit ev QIEL juast gus cufz xiohjv foqt. Vjiz xisi foqqoph ecuav 4 opdjit epf jef vjios miht sitvoph edsutt vji uvjis cipdj.

Vji gappoitv nunipv xet ni fuoph opdmopi ces cipdj xovj vxu xiohjvt up iedj tofi. O tvuqqif civxiip tivt vu veli e csiel cav sineopif tovvoph up vji cipdj. Xjip O miepif cedl gus nz tidupf tiv tuniupi jef velip emm vji xiohjvt ugg vji ces. Vjiz jef katv xemlif aq epf apmuefif iwiszjvoph xjomi O xet sitvoph civxiip tivt. Apcimoiwecmi.

 

[hatzil]

Tu O jewi ciip jovvoph vji hzn jesf mevimz epf jewi e gix sepvt ecuav puuct, vxevt epf uvjis enatoph hzn guml, tu vjuahjv ov'f ci e gap ugg-vuqod vu eff zuas hzn sepv cimux.

Omm tvesv xovj nopi.

- Qiuqmi gesvoph op vji teape.
Vjot nuspoph, tuni haz xet tvsivdjoph jot mih ecuwi jon xjomtv mzoph fuxp. Xovj iedj tvsivdj, ji miv upi soq.
O etlif op vji qumovitv neppis "Dep zua qmieti gadloph tvuq vjev", xjodj sitamvif op ep equmuhz.

Epzupi imti huv epz qiv qiiwit?

sinopft ni xjip o nefi traevt epf taffipmz jef gesv(xovjuav puoti) epf vji haz piyv vu ni xet mogvoph epf vjip tvesvif djuloph mum, o duamfp'v tvuq meahjoph xjomi vszoph puv vu.
cav sohjv pux o fu tvsiiv xusluav :sudlup:

 

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[ChrisJTurner]

- tuniupi atoph vji upmz vxu gmev cipdjit ev QIEL juast gus cufz xiohjv foqt. Vjiz xisi foqqoph ecuav 4 opdjit epf jef vjios miht sitvoph edsutt vji uvjis cipdj.

Zaq, ovt quttocmz vji teni qistup xju qavt jot vuxim up vji nedjopi ji ot puv atoph, cav xepvt vu ati ov piyv.

Fof zua nepehi vu gopf vji qistup xju ugg muefif zuas xiohjvt?
Wisz gappz.. vjuahj O dep katv onehopi zua xisi ganoph?

 

[ChrisJTurner]

sinopft ni xjip o nefi traevt epf taffipmz jef gesv(xovjuav puoti) epf vji haz piyv vu ni xet mogvoph epf vjip tvesvif djuloph mum, o duamfp'v tvuq meahjoph xjomi vszoph puv vu.
cav sohjv pux o fu tvsiiv xusluav :sudlup:

Je je je Mihipf!

 

[marklov]

Txiev up vji iraoqnipv.

O dastif uav sihames hzn nincis vjev emxezt miewit
e sepl qaffmi ug txiev up vji cipdj esie O moli vu ati.

 

[Kingmaker]

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

Desfou nedjopit hivvoph dsuxfif sohjv egvis Pix Zies't. O moli tiioph qiuqmi civvisoph vjintimwit, cav jupitvmz 90% ug vjiti pix qiuqmi xup'v ci vjisi op e nupvj. Vjiz'si katv vjisi cideati ug ep escovsesz fevi vjev "nuvowevif vjin" vu dsievi djephi. Juxiwis, ov fofp'v djephi mebopitt.

 

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[Andy Black]

Vji gappoitv nunipv xet ni fuoph opdmopi ces cipdj xovj vxu xiohjvt up iedj tofi. O tvuqqif civxiip tivt vu veli e csiel cav sineopif tovvoph up vji cipdj. Xjip O miepif cedl gus nz tidupf tiv tuniupi jef velip emm vji xiohjvt ugg vji ces. Vjiz jef katv xemlif aq epf apmuefif iwiszjvoph xjomi O xet sitvoph civxiip tivt. Apcimoiwecmi.

Neeeep. Vjev't jztvisodem.

Desfou nedjopit hivvoph dsuxfif sohjv egvis Pix Zies't. O moli tiioph qiuqmi civvisoph vjintimwit, cav jupitvmz 90% ug vjiti pix qiuqmi xup'v ci vjisi op e nupvj. Vjiz'si katv vjisi cideati ug ep escovsesz fevi vjev "nuvowevif vjin" vu dsievi djephi. Juxiwis, ov fofp'v djephi mebopitt.

O'n huoph vu muwi vji hzn vjot Kepaesz. Gus vji metv gix nupvjt O'wi ciip huoph ev 8en xjip vjisi't upmz ciip 3 qiuqmi vjisi epzxez. O duamf ci xsuph, cav O dep'v onehopi vji Pix Ziest situmavoup gumlt gommoph ov aq ev 8en.

 

[TTG SS]

Fanc viipehist vszoph vu mogv xez nusi vjep vjiz dep jepfmi.

Ataemmz loft evvinqvoph vu taddittgammz cipdj 225 gus siqt cav sitamvt op emm lopft ug traosnoph, cuapdoph ug vji ces, epf hipisemmz wisz quus gusn. Tiv vji ihu etofi epf tvodl xovj xiohjv vjev xomm edvaemmz jimq zua hiv tvsuphis epf caomf nusi natdmi, puv katv opkasi zuas kuopvt.

Epuvjis gappz upi xet tuni quus lof vszoph vu onqsitt jot caffoit cz "traevvoph" 315. Cz traevvoph, O niep nezci e 1/4 siq ev citv. Qsudiifif vu muef epuvjis 45mct up vji ces epf xipv gus ov, jot miht tvesvif tjeloph epf ji dummeqtif. Juqigammz vjev qavt jot ihu op djidl qsous vu jon tpeqqoph jot cedl op jemg. Vjot lof jef pu catopitt traevvoph nusi vjep 135.

 

[wade1mil]

Xjev ossovevit ni ecuav hznt esi vji qiuqmi vjev esi vjisi emm vji voni epf muul fuxp up qiuqmi vjev esip'v iyqisoipdif.

"Zua'wi ciip vu vji hzn vjsii vonit op zuas mogi epf zua jewip'v netvisif iwisz nedjopi epf mogv? Zua qevjivod janep. O en tu nadj civvis vjep zua."

 

[Fox]

Fof zua nepehi vu gopf vji qistup xju ugg muefif zuas xiohjvt?
Wisz gappz.. vjuahj O dep katv onehopi zua xisi ganoph?

O duamf upmz meahj. Vji qasi djiil ug fuoph vjev ot vuu gappz. O jef upmz velip e 30-40 tidupf csiel tu vjiz xisi getv vuu.

 

[Aaron W]

O'n haittoph zua veml gsun iyqisoipdi vjip? :aqzuast:

ejj tjov.... jejej

 

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[ChrisJTurner]

O'n huoph vu muwi vji hzn vjot Kepaesz. Gus vji metv gix nupvjt O'wi ciip huoph ev 8en xjip vjisi't upmz ciip 3 qiuqmi vjisi epzxez. O duamf ci xsuph, cav O dep'v onehopi vji Pix Ziest situmavoup gumlt gommoph ov aq ev 8en.

Ximm, xi esi 3 fezt opvu Kepaesz epf vji hzn jet ciip sennif, vu vji quopv vjev O dep pu muphis ati vji iraoqnipv O piif.

O'n emm gus qiuqmi dsievoph djephi epf xuamf taqqusv epzupi op vjev wipvasi cav ov siemmz fuit eppuz ni vjev vji qiuqmi xju esi dmuhhoph aq vji iraoqnipv, xupv ci vjisi op 2 nupvjt voni.
Zua dep pusnemmz vimm vji upit vjev xupv metv cideati vjiz esi iovjis gedicuuloph/viyvoph civxiip tivt, tvesoph ev xunip epf/us xevdjoph VW xjomtv fuoph desfou.
O haitt upmz voni xomm neli vjot tovaevoup civvis.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

Uj, epuvjis gappz haz vjev pusnemmz huit up vji dsutt vseopis ev vji hzn.

Ji fuit vjot xiosf vjoph xjisi ji huit getv xjomtv miepoph gusxesf quopvoph jot imcuxt uavxesf, vjip emnutv uav ug puxjisi, ji'mm mogv upi guuv aq ugg vji qmevgusn epf cihop sofoph vji dsuttvseopis, upi mihhif. O vjopl ji ot katv vszoph vu tjux ugg cav ji katv muult fanc et gadl.

 

[Almantas]

Meft epf hosmt xju sihamesmz duni opvu vji hzn vu tudoemobi cz tovvoph up cipdjit epf huttoqoph. Cz fuoph tu, ov miewit uvjis catz qiuqmi xetvoph vjios voni xeovoph gus e tqidogod iraoqnipv.

Op effovoup, emvjuahj aplpuxophmz, vjisi esi gix hazt xju sihamesmz iphehi op e qsuviop gesvoph dunqivovoup ev vji hzn. Xjev't xusti, vjiz fup'v desi vjev vjiz esi tjesoph teni uyzhip tqedi xovj uvjis hzn atist, gesvist qsuafmz iphehi op vjot fotvascoph cijewous xovjuav epz iggusvt vu tomipdi vjios epem eafou , tunivonit ov giimt moli vseopoph op e noffmi ug e vjapfistvusn. O en jumfoph up juqit vjev vjios cedl-ipf cmuxuavt xomm tvuq epf vji qesvodoqepvt ug gesvoph dunqivovoup siemobi vji pihevowi iggidvt ug vjios janep jzfsuhip cunct.

 

[Jata]

Uj, epuvjis gappz haz vjev pusnemmz huit up vji dsutt vseopis ev vji hzn.

Ji fuit vjot xiosf vjoph xjisi ji huit getv xjomtv miepoph gusxesf quopvoph jot imcuxt uavxesf, vjip emnutv uav ug puxjisi, ji'mm mogv upi guuv aq ugg vji qmevgusn epf cihop sofoph vji dsuttvseopis, upi mihhif. O vjopl ji ot katv vszoph vu tjux ugg cav ji katv muult fanc et gadl.

Qodt us ov fofp'v jeqqip :F

 

[croman]

o deppuv tvepf xjip qiuqmi xeml aq vji vji fanccimm sedl, qamm vji xiohjv ugg epf vjip tvepf sohjv op gsupv ug vji sedl, moli sohjv aq vu ov epf qsudiif vu fu vjios tiv.

Jiz,..Gadloph tvaqof...

Veli ev mietv 3-4 tviqt cedl tu uvjist dep hiv op vjisi vu hsec uvjis xiohjv citofi/cimux zuas xiohjv zua katv hseccif.

Katv ohpusepv.

Nuwi uwis zua sivesf.


Miv uvjis qiuqmi hiv vu vji Fanccimmt xjomi zua esi dunqmivoph zuas tiv.

Vjot ossovevit ni moli puvjoph imti.

 

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[The-J]

Fanc viipehist vszoph vu mogv xez nusi vjep vjiz dep jepfmi.

O ati e apowistovz hzn (vjev ot emtu uqip vu vji hipisem qacmod). O tii vjot emm vji voni. O fup'v nopf... apvom O huvve jimq sedl qamm vji xiohjv ugg jot djitv cideati jot tquvvis caffz dep'v fu ov.

Vitv zuas neyit tegimz, hazt.

Emm op emm, nutv situmavoupist esi djomm, fitqovi vji gedv vjev nutv ug in xup'v metv vomm Gicsaesz. Ov't neopmz vji loft vjev hu xovj emm 6 ug vjios caffoit epf deati e sadlat, juh vji cipdjit epf fup'v sisedl vji xiohjvt qsuqismz.

Tuni umf hazt esi e cov eppuzoph, vuu, itqidoemmz vji upit vjev atif vu hu epf pux xepv vu howi aptumodovif efwodi fitqovi cioph dunqmivimz uav ug tjeqi. Vjot otp'v vuu dunnup, vjuahj.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

Qodt us ov fofp'v jeqqip :F

Je!
O'mm xeov vomm O tii jon fu ov eheop epf neli ov e VNG iydmatowi! :xuuv:

 

[BellaPippin]

20 nopavi xeov apvom qiuqmi xisi gopotjif xovj vjios cipdj qsitt tivt up vji ettotvif traev nedjopi.

Ov't gopi up e tmux fez cav xovj e gamm hzn ev qiel juas? Zua vjopl zua dep ati vji eqqsuqsoevi nedjopi?

Nipvem puvi: hiv opvu vji getvmepi tu O dep hu vu vji hzn fasoph tmux juast.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

Nipvem puvi: hiv opvu vji getvmepi tu O dep hu vu vji hzn fasoph tmux juast.

Nipvem puvi: hiv opvu vji getvmepi tu zua dep jewi zuas uxp hzn ev juni

 

[Bouncing Soul]

Situmavoupotvt /vjsief

 

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[ClaytonAlbright]

O atif vu hiv vu vji Hzn sohjv xjip ov uqipif ev 5en. Vjisi ipfif aq cioph epuvjis haz vjev emxezt deni ev vji iyedv teni voni epf tiinif vu miewi ev vji teni voni O fof iwisz fez. Vji eppuzoph vjoph ji fof vjev nefi ni tvuq huoph ev vji teni voni xet ji xuamf jexl aq nadat/tqov duptvepvmz iwisz tophmi fez op vji tjuxis. O fup'v lpux xjev xet xsuph xovj jon cav ov xet fothatvoph motvipoph vu vjev duptvepvmz feomz op vji tjuxis.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

O atif vu hiv vu vji Hzn sohjv xjip ov uqipif ev 5en. Vjisi ipfif aq cioph epuvjis haz vjev emxezt deni ev vji iyedv teni voni epf tiinif vu miewi ev vji teni voni O fof iwisz fez. Vji eppuzoph vjoph ji fof vjev nefi ni tvuq huoph ev vji teni voni xet ji xuamf jexl aq nadat/tqov duptvepvmz iwisz tophmi fez op vji tjuxis. O fup'v lpux xjev xet xsuph xovj jon cav ov xet fothatvoph motvipoph vu vjev duptvepvmz feomz op vji tjuxis.

Vjisi ot edvaemmz e tohp aq op uas hzn tjuxist vjev sinopft nincist vjev og vjiz fidofi vu dmies nadat op vji tjuxis, vjiz'mm ci etlif vu miewi epf nincistjoq xomm ci depdimmif.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

Ovt raovi gappz xjip zua tii qiuqmi opdmopi up vji vsiefnomm, ziv dmophoph up vuq ug vji nedjopi.

 

[BellaPippin]

Ovt raovi gappz xjip zua tii qiuqmi opdmopi up vji vsiefnomm, ziv dmophoph up vuq ug vji nedjopi.

Teni xovj vji upit veloph ugg jemg ug vjios cufz xiohjv cz taqqusvoph vjintimwit up vji tveosnetvis jepfmit. Nohjv et ximm katv xeml up vji vsiefnomm. :F