Jokes

[JayKim]

<div class="bbWrapper">[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cm1r3d2Qw4]YouTube - Toilet Prank[/ame]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eeCtcgEq24]YouTube - Deer Hunter[/ame]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [ame=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sScheyjgGwI&quot;]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sScheyjgGwI[/ame]</div>

 

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[^eagle^]

<div class="bbWrapper">The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget . . .<br /> This particular Sunday sermon . . .<br /> &quot;Dear Lord,&quot; the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a<br /> rapturous look on his upturned face.<br /> &quot;Without you, we are but dust. . . &quot;<br /> He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter<br /> who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her<br /> shrill little four year old girl voice,<br /> &quot;Mom, what is butt dust?&quot;</div>

 

[JayKim]

<div class="bbWrapper">rated R<br /> <br /> <br /> [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vST6_clnA&amp;feature=related]YouTube - Pablo Francisco - Ecstacy at Techno Club[/ame]</div>

 

[andviv]

<div class="bbWrapper">Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.<br /> <br /> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<br /> <br /> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: &quot;You&#039;re really doing great, aren&#039;t you?&quot;<br /> <br /> Morris replied: &quot;Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.&quot;<br /> <br /> The doctor said: &quot;I didn&#039;t say that. I said, You&#039;ve got a heart murmur - be careful.&quot;</div>

 

[kwerner]

<div class="bbWrapper">Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.<br /> The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. <br /> &quot;I’ll have some F*ckin’ French toast,&quot; he says. <br /> The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.<br /> She asks the middle child what he wants. <br /> &quot;Well, I guess that leaves more F*ckin’ French toast for me,&quot; he says. <br /> She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. <br /> Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. <br /> &quot;I don’t know,&quot; he says meekly, &quot;but I definitely don’t want the F*ckin’ French toast.&quot;</div>

 

[JayKim]

<div class="bbWrapper">[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1wxAOK52yc]YouTube - Jamie Kennedy--Lifeguard Experiment[/ame]</div>

 

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[Jill]

<div class="bbWrapper">A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it&#039;s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, <br /> <br /> &quot;What&#039;s with the money in the jar?&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus.&quot; <br /> <br /> The man certainly isn&#039;t going to pass this up, so he asks, &quot;What are the three tests?&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;You gotta pay first,&quot; says the bartender, &quot;those are the rules.&quot;<br /> So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. <br /> <br /> &quot;Okay,&quot; says the bartender, &quot;here&#039;s what you need to do: <br /> <br /> First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can&#039;t make a face while doing it.&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;Second - There&#039;s a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;Third - There&#039;s a 90-year old lady upstairs who&#039;s never had sex. You have to take care of that problem.&quot; <br /> <br /> The man is stunned! &quot;I know I paid my $10 -- but I&#039;m not an idiot! I won&#039;t do it! You&#039;d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!&quot; <br /> <br /> &quot;Your call,&quot; says the bartender, &quot;but, your money stays where it is.&quot; <br /> <br /> As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, &quot;Where&#039;s the damn tequila?!&quot; <br /> <br /> He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn&#039;t make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!<br /> <br /> Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! <br /> <br /> Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he&#039;s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, &quot;Now..., where&#039;s that old woman with the bad tooth?&quot;</div>

 

[Jill]

<div class="bbWrapper">It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show.<br /> <br /> Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: &#039;I&#039;m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.&#039;<br /> <br /> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat &#039;I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It&#039;s a very special watch. It&#039;s been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, &#039;Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...<br /> <br /> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist&#039;s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.<br /> <br /> &#039;SHIT!&#039; said the Hypnotist.<br /> <br /> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center !!</div>

 

[Red]

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[Bobo]

<div class="bbWrapper">So this guy and his wife go to the grocery store together.<br /> <br /> The guy picks up a case of Budweiser and tosses it in the cart. His wife instantly starts griping about wasting money on beer.<br /> <br /> The guy says &quot;Hey, it&#039;s on sale - 24 cans for $10!!&quot;. The wife is having none of it and puts it back on the shelf.<br /> <br /> A while later the wife puts a $20 jar of face cream in the cart and her husband goes off on her immediately:<br /> &quot;$20 for a jar of cream?&quot;<br /> &quot;Yes&quot;, she replies &quot;it makes me beautiful!&quot;.<br /> <br /> &quot;Yeah? So does a case of beer and it&#039;s only half the price!&quot;<br /> <br /> ...and that&#039;s when the fight started</div>

 

[FLM]

<div class="bbWrapper">The only english joke I know so far!<br /> <br /> Probably all of you know this joke.. <br /> Why is 6 afraid of 7?<br /> - Because 7 8 9<br /> <br /> FLM</div>

 

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[PaulRobert]

<div class="bbWrapper"><b>Businessman&#039;s Last Requests-</b><br /> <br /> A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, &quot;Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated. &quot;<br /> &quot;And what,&quot; his friend asked, &quot;do you want me to do with your ashes? &quot;The businessman said, &quot;Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, &quot;Now, you have everything. &quot;<br /> <br /> <b>Golfer pays his respects- </b><br /> <br /> A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass. After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. One of his buddies said, &quot;That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. I can&#039;t believe you stopped playing, possibly loosing your concentration, to pay your respects. &quot;<br /> &quot;Well, we were married for 25 years! &quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> <b>Three men tell their story-</b> <br /> <br /> Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, &quot;Heaven&#039;s getting pretty close to full today, and I&#039;ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what&#039;s your story? &quot; So the first man replies: &quot;Well, for a while I&#039;ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn&#039;t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn&#039;t you know it, he wouldn&#039;t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn&#039;t stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn&#039;t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony. &quot; &quot;That sounds like a pretty bad day to me,&quot; said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. &quot;It&#039;s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn&#039;t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I&#039;m here. &quot; Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story. &quot;Picture this,&quot; says the third man, &quot;I&#039;m hiding inside a refrigerator... &quot;</div>

 

[andviv]

<div class="bbWrapper">A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of $25 million. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place - it was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.<br /> <br /> When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing money, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, &quot;Ask him where the 25 million is that he embezzled from me.&quot;<br /> <br /> The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs back, &quot;I don&#039;t know what you are talking about.&quot;<br /> <br /> The lawyer tells the Godfather, &quot;He says he doesn&#039;t know what you are talking about.&quot; The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo&#039;s temple and quietly says, &quot;Ask him again.&quot;<br /> <br /> The lawyer signs to Enzo, &quot;He&#039;ll kill you if you don&#039;t tell him.&quot; Enzo signs back, &quot;OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried two feet from the east wall behind the shed in my cousin Bruno&#039;s backyard in Woodbridge!&quot;<br /> <br /> The Godfather asks the lawyer, &quot;What did he say?&quot; &quot;Well,&quot; the lawyer replies, &quot;he says you don&#039;t have the balls to pull the trigger.&quot;</div>

 

[Red]

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[Red]

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[sparechange?]

<div class="bbWrapper">After the man died, his family read his will.<br /> <br /> one of them was to cremate him and put him in a hot bowl of chili and give it to his wife, so he could &quot;tear that a$$ up&quot; one last time.</div>

 

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[Kung Fu Steve]

<div class="bbWrapper"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The ability to make and understand puns is considered to be the highest level of language development. Here are the 10 winners in the International Pun Contest:<br /> <br /> 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The<br /> stewardess looks at him and says, &quot;I&#039;m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per<br /> passenger.&quot;<br /> <br /> 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, &quot;Dam!&quot;<br /> <br /> 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can&#039;t have your kayak and heat it too.<br /> <br /> 4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, &quot;I&#039;ve lost my electron.&quot; The other says, &quot;Are you sure?&quot; The first replies &quot;Yes, I&#039;m positive.&quot;<br /> <br /> 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.<br /> <br /> 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. &quot;But why?&quot;, they asked, as they moved off. &quot;Because,&quot; he said, &quot;I can&#039;t stand chess-nuts boasting<br /> in an open foyer.&quot;<br /> <br /> 7. A woman delivers a set of identical twins and decides to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named &quot;Ahmal.&quot; The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him &quot;Juan.&quot; Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband<br /> responds, &quot;They&#039;re twins! If you&#039;ve seen Juan, you&#039;ve seen Ahmal.&quot;<br /> <br /> 8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged<br /> the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to &quot;persuade&quot; the friars to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he&#039;d be back if they didn&#039;t<br /> close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.<br /> <br /> 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, dude, this is so bad, it&#039;s good...) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.<br /> <br /> 10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to<br /> friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.</span></span></div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">Blonde is walking on one side of a river and a brunette is waking on the other side and sees the blonde.<br /> <br /> Brunette loudly yells, &quot;How do you get on the other side?&quot;<br /> <br /> Blonde replies,&quot;You are on the other side!&quot;</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">The Dog&#039;s Diary:<br /> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!<br /> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!<br /> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!<br /> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!<br /> 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!<br /> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!<br /> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!<br /> 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!<br /> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!<br /> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!<br /> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!<br /> ------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The Cat&#039;s Diary:<br /> <br /> <br /> Day 983 of my captivity.<br /> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.<br /> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets.<br /> Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.<br /> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.<br /> In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.<br /> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.<br /> I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &quot;good little hunter&quot; I am. Jerks!<br /> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &quot;allergies.&quot; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.<br /> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.<br /> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.<br /> The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.<br /> The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.<br /> For now</div>

 

[Russ H]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="Kung Fu Steve" data-source="post: 128759" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/community/goto/post?id=128759" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-128759">Kung Fu Steve said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">. . . 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.</span></span> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> . . . what did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?<br /> <br /> &quot;Make me one with everything&quot;.<br /> <br /> -Russ H.<br /> <br /> PS Punnish meant. ( . . . enough! <img src="/community/imgs/emoticons/em-wink.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> )</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">Beer Bottle Dominoes. Not a joke, but cool to see.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSU8wXDkcg" target="_blank" class="link link--external" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">YouTube - Amazing Beer Bottle Dominoes</a></div>

 

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[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">A little girl asked her Mom, &quot;Mom, may I take the dog for a walk <br /> around the block?&quot; Mom replies, &quot;No, because she is in heat.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;What&#039;s that mean?&quot; asked the child.<br /> <br /> &quot;Go ask your father. I think he&#039;s in the garage.&quot;<br /> <br /> The little girl goes to the garage and says, &quot;Dad, may I take Belle <br /> for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog <br /> was in heat, and to come to you.&quot;<br /> <br /> Dad said, &quot;Bring Belle over here.&quot; He took a rag, soaked it with <br /> gasoline, and scrubbed the dog&#039;s backside with it to disguise the <br /> scent, and said &quot;OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash <br /> and only go one time round the block.&quot;<br /> <br /> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on <br /> the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, &quot;Where&#039;s Belle?&quot;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> The little girl said, &quot;She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, <br /> so another dog is pushing her home.&quot;</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....<br /> Scared the shit out of me. So that&#039;s it! <br /> After today, no more reading.</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">Blonde Mortician<br /> <br /> <br /> A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit...<br /> <br /> The female blonde mortician asks the deceased&#039;s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.<br /> <br /> The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, &#039;I don&#039;t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.&#039;<br /> <br /> The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.<br /> <br /> She says to the mortician, &#039;Whatever this cost, I&#039;m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I&#039;m very grateful. How much did you spend?&#039;<br /> To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.<br /> <br /> &#039;There&#039;s no charge,&#039; she says.<br /> <br /> &#039;No, really, I must compensate you<br /> for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!&#039; she says..<br /> <br /> &#039;Honestly, ma&#039;am,&#039; the blonde says, it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband&#039;s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.&#039;<br /> <br /> &#039;So I just switched the heads.&#039;<br /> <br /> (BET YOU DIDN&#039;T SEE THAT COMIN!!!)</div>

 

[JMATH45]

<div class="bbWrapper">Why did the pilgrims pants fall down?<br /> <br /> Because he wears his belt on his head.</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper">A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing <br /> &gt;home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and <br /> &gt;say &#039;Supersex.&#039; She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping <br /> &gt;her gown at him, she said, &#039;Supersex.&#039; He sat silently for a moment <br /> &gt;or two and finally answered, &#039;I&#039;ll take the soup.</div>

 

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[biophase]

<div class="bbWrapper"><div class="bbImageWrapper js-lbImage" title="129125072868418330.jpg" data-src="/community/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F03%2F129125072868418330.jpg&amp;hash=88e82fef4fb90da7104d179422ad13c1" data-lb-sidebar-href="" data-lb-caption-extra-html="" data-single-image="1"> <img src="/community/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F03%2F129125072868418330.jpg&amp;hash=88e82fef4fb90da7104d179422ad13c1" data-url="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129125072868418330.jpg" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" alt="129125072868418330.jpg" title="" width="" height="" loading="lazy" /> </div></div>

 

[Russ H]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="biophase" data-source="post: 130430" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/community/goto/post?id=130430" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-130430">biophase said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> <div class="bbImageWrapper js-lbImage" title="129125072868418330.jpg" data-src="/community/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F03%2F129125072868418330.jpg&amp;hash=88e82fef4fb90da7104d179422ad13c1" data-lb-sidebar-href="" data-lb-caption-extra-html="" data-single-image="1"> <img src="/community/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fverydemotivational.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F03%2F129125072868418330.jpg&amp;hash=88e82fef4fb90da7104d179422ad13c1" data-url="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129125072868418330.jpg" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" alt="129125072868418330.jpg" title="" width="" height="" loading="lazy" /> </div> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Instead of the current tag line, how about:<br /> <br /> &quot;Ghillie Suits<br /> Not designed for some locations&quot;<br /> <br /> <span class="smilie smilie--emoji" title="Big Grin :D" data-smilie="8" data-shortname=":D">😀</span><br /> <br /> -Russ H.</div>

 

[Guest3722A]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="" data-quote="Russ H" data-source="post: 130432" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/community/goto/post?id=130432" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-130432">Russ H said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Instead of the current tag line, how about:<br /> <br /> &quot;Ghillie Suits<br /> Not designed for some locations&quot;<br /> <br /> <span class="smilie smilie--emoji" title="Big Grin :D" data-smilie="8" data-shortname=":D">😀</span><br /> <br /> -Russ H. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> or maybe:<br /> <br /> Ghillie Suits<br /> Where there are only two seasons:<br /> Hunting Season and Waiting for Hunting Season</div>

 

[DreamPursuit]

<div class="bbWrapper">Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?<br /> Sure. Here you are.<br /> Thanks - but half the pages are missing.<br /> What&#039;s the matter? Isn&#039;t half a million enough for you?<br /> <br /> A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little boy begin his first day at school. The grocer with his family in tow, saunters into the principal&#039;s office and introduces himself thus: &quot;I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates.&quot; &quot;Oh does he?&quot; asks the bemused principal, &quot;we will soon get him out of that terrible habit.&quot;</div>