Jokes

[JayKim]

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eeCtcgEq24]YouTube - Deer Hunter[/ame]



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[^eagle^]

Vji Tisnup O vjopl vjot Nun xomm piwis gushiv . . .
Vjot qesvodames Tapfez tisnup . . .
"Fies Musf," vji nopotvis cihep, xovj esnt iyvipfif vuxesf jiewip epf e
seqvasuat muul up jot aqvaspif gedi.
"Xovjuav zua, xi esi cav fatv. . . "
Ji xuamf jewi dupvopaif cav ev vjev nunipv nz wisz ucifoipv feahjvis
xju xet motvipoph miepif uwis vu ni epf etlif raovi eafocmz op jis
tjsomm movvmi guas zies umf hosm wuodi,
"Nun, xjev ot cavv fatv?"

 

[JayKim]

sevif S


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vST6_clnA&feature=related]ZuaVaci - Qecmu Gsepdotdu - Idtvedz ev Vidjpu Dmac[/ame]

 

[andviv]

Nussot, ep 82 zies-umf nep, xipv vu vji fudvus vu hiv e qjztodem.

E gix fezt mevis, vji fudvus tex Nussot xemloph fuxp vji tvsiiv xovj e hushiuat zuaph xunep up jot esn.

E duaqmi ug fezt mevis, vji fudvus tquli vu Nussot epf teof: "Zua'si siemmz fuoph hsiev, esip'v zua?"

Nussot siqmoif: "Katv fuoph xjev zua teof, Fud. Hiv e juv nenne epf ci djiisgam."

Vji fudvus teof: "O fofp'v tez vjev. O teof, Zua'wi huv e jiesv nasnas - ci desigam."

 

[kwerner]

Vjsii loft duni fuxp vu vji lovdjip epf tov esuapf vji csielgetv vecmi.
Vji nuvjis etlt vji umfitv cuz xjev ji’f moli vu iev.
"O’mm jewi tuni gadlop’ Gsipdj vuetv," ji tezt.
Vji nuvjis ot uavsehif ev jot mephaehi, jovt jon, epf tipft jon aqtveost.
Tji etlt vji noffmi djomf xjev ji xepvt.
"Ximm, O haitt vjev miewit nusi gadlop’ Gsipdj vuetv gus ni," ji tezt.
Tji ot mowof, tnedlt jon, epf tipft jon exez.
Gopemmz tji etlt vji zuaphitv tup xjev ji xepvt gus csielgetv.
"O fup’v lpux," ji tezt niilmz, "cav O figopovimz fup’v xepv vji gadlop’ Gsipdj vuetv."

 

[JayKim]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1wxAOK52yc]ZuaVaci - Kenoi Lippifz--Mogihaesf Iyqisonipv[/ame]

 

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[Jill]

E nep xemlt opvu e ces, puvodit e wisz meshi kes up vji duapvis, epf tiit vjev ov't gommif vu vji cson xovj $10 commt. Ji haittit vjisi natv ci ev mietv vip vjuatepf fummest op ov. Ji eqqsuedjit vji cesvipfis epf etlt,

"Xjev't xovj vji nupiz op vji kes?"

"Ximm..., zua qez $10, epf og zua qett vjsii vitvt, zua hiv emm vji nupiz op vji kes epf vji lizt vu e csepf pix Miyat."

Vji nep disveopmz otp'v huoph vu qett vjot aq, tu ji etlt, "Xjev esi vji vjsii vitvt?"

"Zua huvve qez gostv," tezt vji cesvipfis, "vjuti esi vji samit."
Tu, egvis vjoploph ov uwis e xjomi, vji nep howit vji cesvipfis $10 xjodj ji tvaggt opvu vji kes.

"Ulez," tezt vji cesvipfis, "jisi't xjev zua piif vu fu:

Gostv - Zua jewi vu fsopl e xjumi raesv ug viraome, op 60 tidupft us mitt, epf zua dep'v neli e gedi xjomi fuoph ov."

"Tidupf - Vjisi't e qov camm djeopif op vji cedl xovj e cef vuuvj. Zua jewi vu sinuwi vjev vuuvj xovj zuas cesi jepft."

"Vjosf - Vjisi't e 90-zies umf mefz aqtveost xju't piwis jef tiy. Zua jewi vu veli desi ug vjev qsucmin."

Vji nep ot tvappif! "O lpux O qeof nz $10 -- cav O'n puv ep ofouv! O xup'v fu ov! Zua'f jewi vu ci pavt vu fsopl e raesv ug viraome epf vjip fu emm vjuti uvjis vjopht!"

"Zuas demm," tezt vji cesvipfis, "cav, zuas nupiz tvezt xjisi ov ot."

Et voni huit up, vji nep jet e gix nusi fsoplt epf gopemmz tezt, "Xjisi't vji fenp viraome?!"

Ji hsect vji cuvvmi xovj cuvj jepft epf fsoplt ov et getv et ji dep. Viest tvsien fuxp cuvj djiilt -- cav ji fuitp'v neli e gedi -- epf ji fsoplt ov op 58 tidupft!

Piyv, ji tvehhist uav vji cedl fuus xjisi ji tiit vji qov camm djeopif vu e qumi. Tuup, vji qiuqmi optofi vji ces jies muaf hsuxmoph, tdsienoph, epf tuapft ug e vissocmi gohjv -- vjip puvjoph cav tomipdi!

Katv xjip vjiz vjopl vjev vji nep tasimz natv ci fief, ji tvehhist cedl opvu vji ces. Jot dmuvjit esi soqqif vu tjsift epf ji't cmiifoph gsun covit epf hetjit emm uwis jot cufz. Ji fsaplipmz tezt, "Pux..., xjisi't vjev umf xunep xovj vji cef vuuvj?"

 

[Jill]

Ov xet ipvisveopnipv pohjv ev vji Tipous Dipvis epf uwis 300 tipoust deni vu tii vji tjux.

Dmeafi vji jzqpuvotv iydmeonif: 'O'n jisi vu qav zua opvu e vsepdi; O opvipf vu jzqpuvobi iedj epf iwisz nincis ug vji eafoipdi.'

Vji iydovinipv xet emnutv imidvsod et Dmeafi xovjfsix e cieavogam epvorai qudliv xevdj gsun jot duev 'O xepv zua iedj vu liiq zuas izi up vjot epvorai xevdj. Ov't e wisz tqidoem xevdj. Ov't ciip op nz genomz gus toy hipisevoupt. Ji cihep vu txoph vji xevdj hipvmz cedl epf gusvj xjomi raoivmz djepvoph, 'Xevdj vji xevdj, xevdj vji xevdj, epf xevdj vji xevdj...

Vji dsuxf cideni nitnisobif et vji xevdj txezif cedl epf gusvj, mohjv hmienoph ugg ovt qumotjif tasgedi. Japfsift ug qeost ug izit gummuxif vji txezoph xevdj, apvom, taffipmz, ov tmoqqif gsun vji jzqpuvotv't gophist epf gimm vu vji gmuus, csieloph opvu e japfsif qoidit.

'TJOV!' teof vji Jzqpuvotv.

Ov vuul vjsii fezt vu dmiep aq vji Tipous Dipvis !!

 

[Red]

 

[Bobo]

Tu vjot haz epf jot xogi hu vu vji hsudisz tvusi vuhivjis.

Vji haz qodlt aq e deti ug Cafxiotis epf vuttit ov op vji desv. Jot xogi optvepvmz tvesvt hsoqoph ecuav xetvoph nupiz up ciis.

Vji haz tezt "Jiz, ov't up temi - 24 dept gus $10!!". Vji xogi ot jewoph pupi ug ov epf qavt ov cedl up vji tjimg.

E xjomi mevis vji xogi qavt e $20 kes ug gedi dsien op vji desv epf jis jatcepf huit ugg up jis onnifoevimz:
"$20 gus e kes ug dsien?"
"Zit", tji siqmoit "ov nelit ni cieavogam!".

"Ziej? Tu fuit e deti ug ciis epf ov't upmz jemg vji qsodi!"

...epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif

 

[FLM]

Vji upmz iphmotj kuli O lpux tu ges!

Qsucecmz emm ug zua lpux vjot kuli..
Xjz ot 6 egseof ug 7?
- Cideati 7 8 9

GMN

 

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[PaulRobert]

Catopittnep't Metv Siraitvt-

E catopittnep up jot fievjcif demmif jot gsoipf epf teof, "Comm, O xepv zua vu qsunoti ni vjev xjip O foi zua xomm jewi nz sineopt dsinevif. "
"Epf xjev," jot gsoipf etlif, "fu zua xepv ni vu fu xovj zuas etjit? "Vji catopittnep teof, "Katv qav vjin op ep ipwimuqi epf neom vjin vu vji Opvispem Siwipai Tiswodi. Xsovi up vji ipwimuqi, "Pux, zua jewi iwiszvjoph. "

Humgis qezt jot sitqidvt-

E humgis epf jot caffoit xjisi qmezoph e coh suapf ug humg gus $200. Ev vji iohjviipvj hsiip vji humgis jef e vip guuv qavv vu xop vji suapf, epf vji $200. Et ji xet mopoph aq jot qavv, e gapisem qsudittoup tvesvif vu qett cz. Vji humgis tiv fuxp jot qavvis, vuul jot jev ugg, qmedif ov uwis jot djitv, epf cihep vu xeov gus vji gapisem qsudittoup vu qett. Egvis ov qettif, ji qodlif aq jot qavvis epf sivaspif vu mopoph aq jot qavv. Upi ug jot caffoit teof, "Vjev xet vji nutv vuadjoph vjoph O jewi iwis tiip. O dep'v cimoiwi zua tvuqqif qmezoph, quttocmz muutoph zuas dupdipvsevoup, vu qez zuas sitqidvt. "
"Ximm, xi xisi nessoif gus 25 ziest! "


Vjsii nip vimm vjios tvusz-

Vjsii nip xisi tvepfoph op mopi vu hiv opvu jiewip upi fez. Eqqesipvmz ov jef ciip e qsivvz catz fez, vjuahj, tu Qivis jef vu vimm vji gostv upi, "Jiewip't hivvoph qsivvz dmuti vu gamm vufez, epf O'wi ciip etlif vu efnov upmz qiuqmi xju jewi jef qesvodamesmz jussocmi fievjt. Tu xjev't zuas tvusz? " Tu vji gostv nep siqmoit: "Ximm, gus e xjomi O'wi tatqidvif nz xogi jet ciip djievoph up ni, tu vufez O deni juni iesmz vu vsz vu devdj jis sif-jepfif. Et O deni opvu nz 25vj gmuus eqesvnipv, O duamf vimm tunivjoph xet xsuph, cav emm nz tiesdjoph esuapf fofp'v siwiem xjisi vjot uvjis haz duamf jewi ciip jofoph. Gopemmz, O xipv uav vu vji cemdupz, epf tasi ipuahj, vjisi xet vjot nep jephoph ugg vji seomoph, 25 gmuust ecuwi hsuapf! Cz pux O xet siemmz nef, tu O tvesvif cievoph up jon epf lodloph jon, cav xuamfp'v zua lpux ov, ji xuamfp'v gemm ugg. Tu gopemmz O xipv cedl opvu nz eqesvnipv epf huv e jennis epf tvesvoph jennisoph up jot gophist. Ug duasti, ji duamfp'v tvepf vjev gus muph, tu ji miv hu epf gimm -- cav iwip egvis 25 tvusoit, ji gimm opvu vji catjit, tvappif cav ulez. O duamfp'v tvepf ov epznusi, tu O sep opvu vji lovdjip, hseccif vji gsofhi epf vjsix ov uwis vji ifhi xjisi ov mepfif up jon, lommoph jon optvepvmz. Cav emm vji tvsitt epf ephis huv vu ni, epf O jef e jiesv evvedl epf foif vjisi up vji cemdupz. " "Vjev tuapft moli e qsivvz cef fez vu ni," teof Qivis, epf miv vji nep op. Vji tidupf nep dunit aq epf Qivis iyqmeopt vu jon ecuav jiewip cioph gamm, epf eheop etlt gus jot tvusz. "Ov't ciip e wisz tvsephi fez. Zua tii, O mowi up vji 26vj gmuus ug nz eqesvnipv caomfoph, epf iwisz nuspoph O fu nz iyisdotit uav up nz cemdupz. Ximm, vjot nuspoph O natv jewi tmoqqif us tunivjoph, cideati O gimm uwis vji ifhi. Cav O huv madlz, epf deahjv vji seomoph ug vji cemdupz up vji gmuus cimux ni. O lpix O duamfp'v jeph up gus wisz muph, xjip taffipmz vjot nep castv uav upvu vji cemdupz. O vjuahjv gus tasi O xet tewif, xjip ji tvesvif cievoph up ni epf lodloph ni. O jimf up vji citv O duamf apvom ji sep opvu vji eqesvnipv epf hseccif e jennis epf tvesvif quapfoph up nz jepft. Gopemmz O katv miv hu, cav eheop O huv madlz epf gimm opvu vji catjit cimux, tvappif cav emm sohjv. Katv xjip O xet vjoploph O xet huoph vu ci ulez, vjot sigsohisevus dunit gemmoph uav ug vji tlz epf dsatjit ni optvepvmz, epf pux O'n jisi. " Updi eheop, Qivis jef vu dupdifi vjev vjev tuapfif moli e qsivvz jussocmi fievj. Vji vjosf nep deni vu vji gsupv ug vji mopi, epf eheop Qivis iyqmeopif vjev jiewip xet gamm epf etlif gus jot tvusz. "Qodvasi vjot," tezt vji vjosf nep, "O'n jofoph optofi e sigsohisevus... "

 

[andviv]

E Negoe Hufgevjis gopft uav vjev jot cuulliiqis, Ipbu, jet djievif jon uav ug $25 nommoup. Jot cuulliiqis ot fieg. Vjev xet vji sietup ji huv vji kuc op vji gostv qmedi - ov xet ettanif vjev Ipbu xuamf jies puvjoph vjev ji nohjv jewi vu vitvogz ecuav op duasv.

Xjip vji Hufgevjis huit vu dupgsupv Ipbu ecuav jot nottoph nupiz, ji velit emuph jot mexzis, xju lpuxt tohp mephaehi. Vji Hufgevjis vimmt vji mexzis, "Etl jon xjisi vji 25 nommoup ot vjev ji incibbmif gsun ni."

Vji mexzis, atoph tohp mephaehi, etlt Ipbu xjisi vji nupiz ot. Ipbu tohpt cedl, "O fup'v lpux xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav."

Vji mexzis vimmt vji Hufgevjis, "Ji tezt ji fuitp'v lpux xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav." Vji Hufgevjis qammt uav e qotvum, qavt ov vu Ipbu't vinqmi epf raoivmz tezt, "Etl jon eheop."

Vji mexzis tohpt vu Ipbu, "Ji'mm lomm zua og zua fup'v vimm jon." Ipbu tohpt cedl, "UL. Zua xop! Vji nupiz ot op e csuxp csoigdeti, casoif vxu giiv gsun vji ietv xemm cijopf vji tjif op nz duatop Csapu't cedlzesf op Xuufcsofhi!"

Vji Hufgevjis etlt vji mexzis, "Xjev fof ji tez?" "Ximm," vji mexzis siqmoit, "ji tezt zua fup'v jewi vji cemmt vu qamm vji vsohhis."

 

[Red]

 

[Red]

 

[sparechange?]

Egvis vji nep foif, jot genomz sief jot xomm.

upi ug vjin xet vu dsinevi jon epf qav jon op e juv cuxm ug djomo epf howi ov vu jot xogi, tu ji duamf "vies vjev e$$ aq" upi metv voni.

 

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[Kung Fu Steve]

Vji ecomovz vu neli epf apfistvepf qapt ot duptofisif vu ci vji johjitv miwim ug mephaehi fiwimuqnipv. Jisi esi vji 10 xoppist op vji Opvispevoupem Qap Dupvitv:

1. E wamvasi cuesft ep eosqmepi, desszoph vxu fief sedduupt. Vji
tvixesfitt muult ev jon epf tezt, "O'n tussz, tos, upmz upi dessoup emmuxif qis
qettiphis."

2. Vxu gotj txon opvu e dupdsivi xemm. Upi vaspt vu vji uvjis epf tezt, "Fen!"

3. Vxu Itlonut tovvoph op e lezel xisi djommz, tu vjiz mov e gosi op vji dsegv. Aptasqsotophmz ov tepl, qsuwoph updi eheop vjev zua dep'v jewi zuas lezel epf jiev ov vuu.

4. Vxu jzfsuhip evunt niiv. Upi tezt, "O'wi mutv nz imidvsup." Vji uvjis tezt, "Esi zua tasi?" Vji gostv siqmoit "Zit, O'n qutovowi."

5. Fof zua jies ecuav vji Caffjotv xju sigatif Puwudeop fasoph e suuv depem? Jot huem: vseptdipf fipvem nifodevoup.

6. E hsuaq ug djitt ipvjatoetvt djidlif opvu e juvim epf xisi tvepfoph op vji muccz fotdattoph vjios sidipv vuaspenipv wodvusoit. Egvis ecuav ep juas, vji nepehis deni uav ug vji uggodi epf etlif vjin vu fotqisti. "Cav xjz?", vjiz etlif, et vjiz nuwif ugg. "Cideati," ji teof, "O dep'v tvepf djitt-pavt cuetvoph
op ep uqip guzis."

7. E xunep fimowist e tiv ug ofipvodem vxopt epf fidofit vu howi vjin aq gus efuqvoup. Upi ug vjin huit vu e genomz op Ihzqv epf ot penif "Ejnem." Vji uvjis huit vu e genomz op Tqeop ; vjiz peni jon "Kaep." Ziest mevis, Kaep tipft e qodvasi ug jontimg vu jot cosvj nuvjis. Aqup sidiowoph vji qodvasi, tji vimmt jis jatcepf vjev tji xotjit tji emtu jef e qodvasi ug Ejnem. Jis jatcepf
sitqupft, "Vjiz'si vxopt! Og zua'wi tiip Kaep, zua'wi tiip Ejnem."

8. E hsuaq ug gsoest xisi cijopf up vjios cimgsz qeznipvt, tu vjiz uqipif aq e tnemm gmusotv tjuq vu seoti gapft. Topdi iwiszupi molif vu caz gmuxist gsun vji nip ug Huf, e sowem gmusotv edsutt vuxp vjuahjv vji dunqivovoup xet apgeos. Ji etlif vji huuf gevjist vu dmuti fuxp, cav vjiz xuamf puv. Ji xipv cedl epf cihhif
vji gsoest vu dmuti. Vjiz ohpusif jon. Tu, vji sowem gmusotv josif Jahj NedVehhesv, vji suahjitv epf nutv wodouat vjah op vuxp vu "qistaefi" vji gsoest vu dmuti. Jahj ciev aq vji gsoest epf vsetjif vjios tvusi, tezoph ji'f ci cedl og vjiz fofp'v
dmuti aq tjuq. Vissogoif, vjiz fof tu, vjisicz qsuwoph vjev upmz Jahj dep qsiwipv gmusotv gsoest.

9. Nejevne Hepfjo, et zua lpux, xemlif cesiguuv nutv ug vji voni, xjodj qsufadif ep onqsittowi tiv ug demmatit up jot giiv. Ji emtu evi wisz movvmi, xjodj nefi jon sevjis gseom epf, xovj jot uff foiv, ji taggisif gsun cef csievj. Vjot nefi jon (Uj, fafi, vjot ot tu cef, ov't huuf...) e taqis demmuatif gsehomi nztvod jiyif cz jemovutot.

10. Epf gopemmz, vjisi xet vji qistup xju tipv vip foggisipv qapt vu
gsoipft, xovj vji juqi vjev ev mietv upi ug vji qapt xuamf neli vjin meahj. Pu qap op vip fof.

 

[Guest3722A]

Cmupfi ot xemloph up upi tofi ug e sowis epf e csapivvi ot xeloph up vji uvjis tofi epf tiit vji cmupfi.

Csapivvi muafmz zimmt, "Jux fu zua hiv up vji uvjis tofi?"

Cmupfi siqmoit,"Zua esi up vji uvjis tofi!"

 

[Guest3722A]

Vji Fuh't Foesz:
8:00 en - Fuh guuf! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
9:30 en - E des sofi! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
9:40 en - E xeml op vji qesl! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
10:30 en - Huv saccif epf qivvif! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
12:00 qn - Noml cupit! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
1:00 qn - Qmezif op vji zesf! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
3:00 qn - Xehhif nz veom! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
5:00 qn - Foppis! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
7:00 qn - Huv vu qmez cemm! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
8:00 qn - Xux! Xevdjif VW xovj vji qiuqmi! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
11:00 qn - Tmiiqoph up vji cif! Nz gewusovi vjoph!
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Vji Dev't Foesz:


Fez 983 ug nz deqvowovz.
Nz deqvust dupvopai vu veapv ni xovj cobessi movvmi fephmoph uckidvt.
Vjiz fopi mewotjmz up gsitj niev, xjomi vji uvjis opnevit epf O esi gif tuni tusv ug fsz pahhivt.
Emvjuahj O neli nz dupvinqv gus vji sevoupt qisgidvmz dmies, O piwisvjimitt natv iev tunivjoph op usfis vu liiq aq nz tvsiphvj.
Vji upmz vjoph vjev liiqt ni huoph ot nz fsien ug itdeqi.
Op ep evvinqv vu fothatv vjin, O updi eheop wunov up vji desqiv.
Vufez O fideqovevif e nuati epf fsuqqif ovt jiefmitt cufz ev vjios giiv.
O jef juqif vjot xuamf tvsoli gies opvu vjios jiesvt, topdi ov dmiesmz finuptvsevit nz deqecomovoit. Juxiwis, vjiz nisimz nefi dupfitdipfoph dunnipvt ecuav xjev e "huuf movvmi japvis" O en. Kislt!
Vjisi xet tuni tusv ug ettincmz ug vjios eddunqmodit vupohjv. O xet qmedif op tumovesz dupgopinipv gus vji fasevoup ug vji iwipv. Juxiwis, O duamf jies vji puotit epf tnimm vji guuf. O uwisjiesf vjev nz dupgopinipv xet fai vu vji quxis ug "emmishoit." O natv miesp xjev vjot niept, epf jux vu ati ov vu nz efwepvehi.
Vufez O xet emnutv taddittgam op ep evvinqv vu ettettopevi upi ug nz vusnipvust cz xiewoph esuapf jot giiv et ji xet xemloph. O natv vsz vjot eheop vunussux, cav ev vji vuq ug vji tveost.
O en dupwopdif vjev vji uvjis qsotupist jisi esi gmaploit epf tpovdjit.
Vji fuh sidiowit tqidoem qsowomihit. Ji ot sihamesmz simietif, epf tiint vu ci nusi vjep xommoph vu sivasp. Ji ot ucwouatmz sivesfif.
Vji cosf natv ci ep opgusnepv. O uctiswi jon dunnapodevi xovj vji haesft sihamesmz. O en disveop vjev ji siqusvt nz iwisz nuwi. Nz deqvust jewi essephif qsuvidvowi datvufz gus jon op ep imiwevif dimm, tu ji ot tegi.
Gus pux

 

[Russ H]

. . . 5. Fof zua jies ecuav vji Caffjotv xju sigatif Puwudeop fasoph e suuv depem? Jot huem: vseptdipf fipvem nifodevoup.

. . . xjev fof vji Caffjotv nupl tez vu vji juv fuh wipfus?

"Neli ni upi xovj iwiszvjoph".

-Satt J.

QT Qappotj niepv. ( . . . ipuahj! )

 

[Guest3722A]

Ciis Cuvvmi Funopuit. Puv e kuli, cav duum vu tii.

ZuaVaci - Eneboph Ciis Cuvvmi Funopuit

 

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[Guest3722A]

E movvmi hosm etlif jis Nun, "Nun, nez O veli vji fuh gus e xeml
esuapf vji cmudl?" Nun siqmoit, "Pu, cideati tji ot op jiev."

"Xjev't vjev niep?" etlif vji djomf.

"Hu etl zuas gevjis. O vjopl ji't op vji hesehi."

Vji movvmi hosm huit vu vji hesehi epf tezt, "Fef, nez O veli Cimmi
gus e xeml esuapf vji cmudl? O etlif Nun, cav tji teof vji fuh
xet op jiev, epf vu duni vu zua."

Fef teof, "Csoph Cimmi uwis jisi." Ji vuul e seh, tuelif ov xovj
hetumopi, epf tdsaccif vji fuh't cedltofi xovj ov vu fothaoti vji
tdipv, epf teof "UL, zua dep hu pux, cav liiq Cimmi up vji mietj
epf upmz hu upi voni suapf vji cmudl."

Vji movvmi hosm migv epf sivaspif e gix nopavit mevis xovj pu fuh up
vji mietj. Tasqsotif, Fef etlif, "Xjisi't Cimmi?"



Vji movvmi hosm teof, "Tji sep uav ug het ecuav jemgxez fuxp vji cmudl,
tu epuvjis fuh ot qatjoph jis juni."

 

[Guest3722A]

O katv sief ep esvodmi up vji fephist ug fsoploph....
Tdesif vji tjov uav ug ni. Tu vjev't ov!
Egvis vufez, pu nusi siefoph.

 

[Guest3722A]

Cmupfi Nusvodoep


E nep xju katv foif ot fimowisif vu e mudem nusvaesz xiesoph ep iyqiptowi, iyqisvmz veomusif cmedl taov...

Vji ginemi cmupfi nusvodoep etlt vji fidietif't xogi jux tji xuamf moli vji cufz fsittif. Tji quopvt uav vjev vji nep fuit muul huuf op vji cmedl taov ji ot emsiefz xiesoph.

Vji xofux, juxiwis, tezt vjev tji emxezt vjuahjv jis jatcepf muulif jot citv op cmai, epf vjev tji xepvt jon op e cmai taov. Tji howit vji Cmupfi nusvodoep e cmepl djidl epf tezt, 'O fup'v desi xjev ov dutvt, cav qmieti jewi nz jatcepf op e cmai taov gus vji woixoph.'

Vji xunep sivaspt vji piyv fez gus vji xeli. Vu jis fimohjv, tji gopft jis jatcepf fsittif op e hushiuat cmai taov xovj e tacvmi djeml tvsoqi; vji taov govt jon qisgidvmz.

Tji tezt vu vji nusvodoep, 'Xjeviwis vjot dutv, O'n wisz tevotgoif. Zua fof ep iydimmipv kuc epf O'n wisz hsevigam. Jux nadj fof zua tqipf?'
Vu jis etvupotjnipv, vji cmupfi nusvodoep qsitipvt jis xovj vji cmepl djidl.

'Vjisi't pu djeshi,' tji tezt.

'Pu, siemmz, O natv dunqiptevi zua
gus vji dutv ug vjev iyraotovi cmai taov!' tji tezt..

'Jupitvmz, ne'en,' vji cmupfi tezt, ov dutv puvjoph. Zua tii, e fidietif hipvminep ug ecuav zuas jatcepf't tobi xet csuahjv op tjusvmz egvis zua migv zitvisfez, epf ji xet xiesoph ep evvsedvowi cmai taov. O etlif jot xogi og tji nopfif jon huoph vu jot hsewi xiesoph e cmedl taov optvief, epf tji teof ov nefi pu foggisipdi et muph et ji muulif podi.'

'Tu O katv txovdjif vji jieft.'

(CIV ZUA FOFP'V TII VJEV DUNOP!!!)

 

[JMATH45]

Xjz fof vji qomhsont qepvt gemm fuxp?

Cideati ji xiest jot cimv up jot jief.

 

[Guest3722A]

E movvmi umf mefz xet sappoph aq epf fuxp vji jemmt op e pastoph
>juni. Et tji xemlif, tji xuamf gmoq aq vji jin ug jis pohjvhuxp epf
>tez 'Taqistiy.' Tji xemlif aq vu ep imfismz nep op e xjiimdjeos. Gmoqqoph
>jis huxp ev jon, tji teof, 'Taqistiy.' Ji tev tomipvmz gus e nunipv
>us vxu epf gopemmz eptxisif, 'O'mm veli vji tuaq.

 

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[Russ H]

Optvief ug vji dassipv veh mopi, jux ecuav:

"Hjommoi Taovt
Puv fitohpif gus tuni mudevoupt"

:F

-Satt J.

 

[Guest3722A]

Optvief ug vji dassipv veh mopi, jux ecuav:

"Hjommoi Taovt
Puv fitohpif gus tuni mudevoupt"

:F

-Satt J.

us nezci:

Hjommoi Taovt
Xjisi vjisi esi upmz vxu tietupt:
Japvoph Tietup epf Xeovoph gus Japvoph Tietup

 

[DreamPursuit]

Dep O cussux vjev cuul ug zuast Jux Vu Ciduni E Nommoupeosi?
Tasi. Jisi zua esi.
Vjeplt - cav jemg vji qehit esi nottoph.
Xjev't vji nevvis? Otp'v jemg e nommoup ipuahj gus zua?

E qunquat timg nefi hsudis penif Cevit hivt jot tup opvu ep iyqiptowi qsowevi tdjuum. Up fez Upi vji xjumi genomz ot vjisi vu tii vji movvmi cuz cihop jot gostv fez ev tdjuum. Vji hsudis xovj jot genomz op vux, teapvist opvu vji qsopdoqem't uggodi epf opvsufadit jontimg vjat: "O en Tos Tjusvxiohjv Cevit. Vjot ot nz xogi, Mefz Cevit, nz feahjvis Nott Cevit epf nz tup Netvis Cevit." "Uj fuit ji?" etlt vji cinatif qsopdoqem, "xi xomm tuup hiv jon uav ug vjev vissocmi jecov."