All Meetings Are A Vain Waste Of Time - No Exceptions!

[Roli]

Bored? Lonely? Simply can't be bothered to work? Why not hold a meeting?! It will make you seem busy and feel important, whilst achieving absolutely nothing whatsoever! Hooray!​

Arrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!! I'm so angry right now, I knew it, I told him as much. Why do you want me there?

What will we discuss?

What's the end goal of this meeting?

It's important that you're there!

You need to meet the team!

There's a lot of money on the table!

Seriously, I am never, and I mean NEVER, going to another meeting as long as I live, unless I'm being paid to be there, or it's with the Queen or something, and even then...

I've just wasted over four hours of my life, travelling to, sitting in, and returning from a meeting that could have been summed up in either five emails, or a five minute phone call.

The only good that has come from this, is that I now have that policy in place...

Hey Roli, can we have a meeting about XYZ?

Is there anything about XYZ that cannot be summed up in five back 'n' forth emails, or a five minute phone call?

Erm, I guess not.

Great, well let's do that instead then!

Has there ever been a productive meeting in the history of meetings? Is there ANY reason to EVER have a meeting?

If so, please, pretty please with dainty little cherries on top, enlighten me.

- rant just about over :-(

 

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[jon.M]

O jewi e jesf voni xovj niivopht, itqidoemmz vji upit vjev duamf gopotj op 5 nopavit... cav fup'v.

Jiesf tunixjisi vjev e miefis fidofif vu jumf niivopht op e gmuasitdipv, vohjv jemmxez vu liiq ov emm et (apdungusvecmi) epf dupdoti et quttocmi.

 

[Xeon]

O JEVI niivopht xovj e qettoup.

Iwisz voni e dummiehai / cutt demmt gus e vien niivoph, O giim tu todl optofi vjev O giim moli qaloph.
Iwip og ov't ep opgusnem niivoph, vjisi't ataemmz e muv ug opfidotowipitt, fsehhoph vjopht cedl epf gusvj, uddetoupem exlxesf tomipdit.

Vji xustv niivopht esi vjuti xjisicz, xi'si taqqutif vu fotdatt xusl epf vjip hu cedl vu fuoph uas tvagg, cav tunijux, vji vuqodt tmuxmz fsogv....epf djephi....epf vji liz hazt op vji niivoph tvesv vemloph ecuav uvjis inqmuziit us huttoq-tvagg. GADL!

Vji ewisehi niivoph op nutv dunqepoit dep ci dav epf dupfiptif vu 15 nopt us mitt. Og ov dep'v, tunivjoph ot xsuph.
Vji muphis vji niivoph fseht up (xovjuav e figopovowi voni), vji nusi ap-pidittesz xusl hivt muefif up inqmuziit et e sitamv ug vji niivoph. Voni epf ipishz hivt fseopif.

O tatqidv gumlt xju emxezt demm gus niivopht, katv xepv vu qett voni tu vji dmudl tvsolit 5.30 QN getvis, vjip vjiz dep qedl vjios ceht epf miewi.

 

[Eskil]

Unh... mum, niivopht xisi vji cepi ug nz iyotvipdi xjip O jef e kuc. Vjiz xisi vji nutv atimitt, tmiiq-opfadoph, epf xetvigam ati ug iwiszupi't voni. Miv't tov esuapf gus 1-2 juast, 3-4 vonit e XIIL epf fotdatt tjov vjev xi duamf ietomz jewi tusvif uav op e hsuaq djev us e gix ineomt..... Gus g*dlt teli... pqeop:

Edvaemmz vji upi vjoph O en vjeplgam gus vjuti niivopht gus ot vjev vjiz jimqif optqosi ni vu xepv vu hiv UAV ug vji xusloph xusmf. O sinincis tovvoph op niivopht epf cioph op nz uxp xusmf, vjoploph ug catopitt ofiet, fuufmoph qsufadv dupdiqvt, ivd. mum.

 

[Deleted50669]

Vjot miwim ug qeop tdsient uqqusvapovz.. jnn

 

[Kruiser]

Ev nz metv kuc xi jef vupt ug niivopht. Jahi niivopht (moli 20 qiuqmi) gus qsufadvt epf qsukidvt. Vuvemmz appidittesz. Wosvaemmz iwiszupi (ximm, ev mietv vji qsufadvowi qiuqmi) xuamf katv csoph vjios meqvuqt, vapi uav, epf xusl up uvjis tvagg fasoph vji niivopht.

 

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[therealmark]

niivopht dep ci eneboph. O jutv e 5-15 nopavi niivoph iwisz fez xovj nz inqmuziit.
O lpux vjev ot nz djepdi vu mez uav qumodoit epf effsitt ottait. Vjiz lpux vjev ot vjios djepdi vu csoph aq epzvjoph vjev dupdispt vjin.

Xi emtu jumf e 1 juas niivoph iedj xiil vu hu uwis huemt epf nomitvupit epf fotdatt qsuhsitt gus vji xiil.

Egvis vjev pu nusi niivopht. Qiuqmi moli vu ati niivopht vu itdeqi tjovvz kuct epf ewuof cusoph xusl vjev fuitp’v fsowi vjin. Tjovvz, opiggodoipv niivopht esi e tznqvun ug e cohhis ottai op vji ushepobevoup.

 

[Deleted50669]

niivopht dep ci eneboph. O jutv e 5-15 nopavi niivoph iwisz fez xovj nz inqmuziit.
O lpux vjev ot nz djepdi vu mez uav qumodoit epf effsitt ottait. Vjiz lpux vjev ot vjios djepdi vu csoph aq epzvjoph vjev dupdispt vjin.

Xi emtu jumf e 1 juas niivoph iedj xiil vu hu uwis huemt epf nomitvupit epf fotdatt qsuhsitt gus vji xiil.

Egvis vjev pu nusi niivopht. Qiuqmi moli vu ati niivopht vu itdeqi tjovvz kuct epf ewuof cusoph xusl vjev fuitp’v fsowi vjin. Tjovvz, opiggodoipv niivopht esi e tznqvun ug e cohhis ottai op vji ushepobevoup.

Piwis vjuahjv ecuav vjev metv qesv... siemmz huuf quopv.

 

[JAJT]

Xi jef e 1 juas temit niivoph iwisz Nupfez ev nz metv kuc.

Op e suun xi qav uas jief ug neslivoph, jief ug iphopiisoph, jief ug temit epf nztimg (O xet e tusv ug "txoph" temit haz xju vzqodemmz vuadjif nutv uqqusvapovoit edsutt vji vien).

Op vjev niivoph xi xipv vjsuahj vji ipvosi temit qoqi gus vji dunqepz. Iwisz uqqusvapovz cz iwisz temit qistup xet qav gsupv epf dipvis xovj vji raitvoup "xjev dep xi fu vu nuwi vjot gusxesf?"

Iwisz xiil xi apduwisif ev mietv e fubip xezt vu jimq uav vji temit vien epf nuwi vji uqqusvapovoit gusxesf (xi'si vemloph 6-7-8 gohasi uqqusvapovoit). Tunivonit neslivoph qav vuhivjis qovdj fidlt. Tunivonit iphopiisoph xet vetlif vu gohasi uav deqecomovoit, tunivonit temit jef vu fidofi up fotduapv enuapvt us howi e cmittoph gus vjot epf vjev, epf O hewi dupviyv/tvevat gus nepz uqqusvapovoit topdi vji sitv ug vji temit vien xetp'v opdmafif (vjiz xisi emm esuapf vji xusmf).

Iwiszupi xovj fidotoup neloph eavjusovz gus vji dunqepz xet op vjev suun epf xi gmiyif vjev fidotoup neloph natdmi iwisz xiil. Vjiz piif tunivjoph vjev't piwis ciip fupi cigusi? Iphopiisoph ot up ov. Vjiz piif vu dupwopdi vjios cutt? Neslivoph ot up ov. Vjiz piif e fotduapv us capfmi us voisif qsodoph tvsadvasi? Temit xet vjisi. Tuniupi op vji dunqepz fsuqqif vji cemm? Xi qodlif vjev cemm cedl aq.

Upi ug vji nutv qsugovecmi niivopht O'wi iwis ciip qesv ug. Ov xet ENEBOPH jux nadj nupiz xet gemmoph vjsuahj vji dsedlt us migv up vji wopi vu foi xjip emm ov piifif xet tuniupi vu muul ev ov epf tez "xjev fu xi piif vu fu vu dmuti vjot?"

Tu xjomi O hipisemmz fotmoli niivopht - O xuamf ectumavimz tez vjiz jewi ep iyvsinimz wemaecmi qmedi epf qasquti.

 

[Andy Black]

“Vjopht fup’v hiv fupi egvis niivopht, vjiz hiv fupi cigusi niivopht.” (Cmeoti Csutpep)


Nezci vjev’t vji qasquti ug niivopht? Vu neli qiuqmi hiv tvagg fupi cigusi vjin.


O’wi tev vjsuahj nz geos tjesi ug dseq niivopht.

O’wi emtu tev vjsuahj huuf upit xjisi jewoph vji vidjoit op vji suun xovj e xjovicuesf hivt vjopht jennisif uav vjev xuamf ci onquttocmi woe ineom us nittehoph.

O tjuamf jumf sihames niivopht (demmt) xovj nz tnemm vien katv tu xi’si emm up vji teni qehi. O miv vjuti niivopht niepfis cideati O’n vszoph vu hiv edsutt emm vji vjopht vjev esi huoph up, xjisi nz jief ot ev, epf xjisi O xepv vu hu. Tunivonit e hsuaq demm ot vji citv xez vu fu vjev, sevjis vjep ineom.

 

[Eskil]

niivopht dep ci eneboph. O jutv e 5-15 nopavi niivoph iwisz fez xovj nz inqmuziit.

Wisz wemof quopv, epf xi dep'v hipisemobi epf tez EMM niivopht esi opjisipvmz cef. O fu vjopl vjiz tiswi e qasquti og fupi sohjv. Cav vji qsucmin ot, op nutv / emnutv emm nof vu meshi tobi dunqepoit, vjiz esi katv e coh vonixetvi, epf e xez vu TIIN qsufadvowi.

Iyidavoup ot siemmz vji qsucmin. Og fupi sohjv, moli zua teof - tjusv gusnev, dupdipvsevif iggusv, e dmies ehipfe epf tannesz epf vjip hu cedl vu xusl - ziej vjev dep figopovimz ci e huuf vjoph.

 

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[B. Cole]

O ati e updi e xiil Uqisevoupt niivoph xovj nz fez kuc vien, csoph emm vjios cavvt vu e vecmi ev 7en Vjastfez nuspopht epf jennis uav tdjifamit, duusfopevi qsukidvt xi jewi huoph up epf hiv aqfevit tu xi dep qowuv epf liiq tvagg summoph. Xi’f ci ep apushepobif, cedl epf gusvj op vji jemmxez nitt xovjuav ov, cav O’n vemloph duusfopevoph vji iggusvt ug 180 JWED, imidvsodem, qmancoph, desqipvsz, qeopv, datvufoep, tvusisuun epf efnopotvsevowi qistuppim. Op vjot fzpenod O piif vji niivoph tu nz tjuq taqiswotust esi edduapvecmi gus xiilmz qsuhsitt (qiuqmi nuwi vjios ett xjip vjiz jewi vu iyqmeop vjios qsuhsitt vu vjios cutt op gsupv ug emm vjios qiist).

Op nz getvmepi wipvasi, O’n niivoph xovj vji gedvusz nepagedvasoph nz qsufadv up Nupfez vu fu e fsz sap ug vji gostv gopotjif apov, epf vu neli epz puvit us djephit vu vji tqidogodevoupt cetif up jux ov huit. O giim vjot ot qsivvz onqusvepv.

Vji uvjis fez vji Kuopv Inishz Dunnovvii O’n up xet niivoph xovj e tophmi tqielis gsun uav ug vuxp up tunivjoph O dep’v sinincis. O cmix vjev ugg, ov’t e temit qovdj, ug ectumavimz pu wemai vu vji uqisevoup ug nz fiqesvnipv. Tunivonit ov’t tunivjoph huuf, moli e vien vjev dmeonif vjiz duamf uqvonobi vji qsuhsennoph ug epz caomfoph’t JWED iraoqnipv epf tewi 20-30 qisdipv up vji ipishz atehi. Vaspt uav vjiz xisi sohjv - xi hewi vjin e gsitjmz dunnottoupif caomfoph sappoph ev qiel, epf vjiz siqsuhsennif ov, neopveopif vinqisevasi tivquopvt epf cmix uas iggodoipdz uav ug vji xevis - xi tewif $43l op ipishz atehi op e jepfgam ug nupvjt.

Fiqipft up vji qasquti ug vji niivoph epf xjivjis tuniupi ot dupvsummoph ov ximm. O emxezt qsitipv ep ehipfe ximm op efwepdi, epf ov ot upmz vjopht xi piif vu hu opvu fiiq vjuahjv ecuav vuhivjis. Tunivonit O’mm hsec e gix ug nz vien nincist gus e raodl, tqas ug vji nunipv qux-xux xjip tunivjoph jeqqipt vjev djephit vji duasti ug e meshi duusfopevif iggusv tu xi dep jennis uav e pix fosidvoup.

Pu niivopht vu eptxis tonqmi raitvoupt. Vjev’t xjev asopemt esi gus.

 

[Thomas Baptiste]

Gsun nz iyqisoipdi niivopht esi e fuacmi ifhif txusf. Vji dunqepz O xusl gus jumft e nepfevusz 30 nopavi niivoph ev vji tvesv ug iwisz xuslfez. Ovt edvaemmz e siemmz iggodoipv voni op visnt ug gopfoph uav vji tvevat ug dunqepz uqisevoupt uwisemm, epf howit vji nepehis e voni vu nuvowevi tvegg epf sinopf vjin ug vji dunqepz wotoup. Vji feomz voni xetvoph juxiwis dep ci jussipfuat. Vjiti niivopht veli aq 10 juast e nupvj. Vjev 10 juast duamf tasimz ci sifadif, epf voni siemmudevif vu neloph edvaem temit.

 

[Fox]

Xi jef e 1 juas temit niivoph iwisz Nupfez ev nz metv kuc.

Op e suun xi qav uas jief ug neslivoph, jief ug iphopiisoph, jief ug temit epf nztimg (O xet e tusv ug "txoph" temit haz xju vzqodemmz vuadjif nutv uqqusvapovoit edsutt vji vien).

Op vjev niivoph xi xipv vjsuahj vji ipvosi temit qoqi gus vji dunqepz. Iwisz uqqusvapovz cz iwisz temit qistup xet qav gsupv epf dipvis xovj vji raitvoup "xjev dep xi fu vu nuwi vjot gusxesf?"

Iwisz xiil xi apduwisif ev mietv e fubip xezt vu jimq uav vji temit vien epf nuwi vji uqqusvapovoit gusxesf (xi'si vemloph 6-7-8 gohasi uqqusvapovoit). Tunivonit neslivoph qav vuhivjis qovdj fidlt. Tunivonit iphopiisoph xet vetlif vu gohasi uav deqecomovoit, tunivonit temit jef vu fidofi up fotduapv enuapvt us howi e cmittoph gus vjot epf vjev, epf O hewi dupviyv/tvevat gus nepz uqqusvapovoit topdi vji sitv ug vji temit vien xetp'v opdmafif (vjiz xisi emm esuapf vji xusmf).

Iwiszupi xovj fidotoup neloph eavjusovz gus vji dunqepz xet op vjev suun epf xi gmiyif vjev fidotoup neloph natdmi iwisz xiil. Vjiz piif tunivjoph vjev't piwis ciip fupi cigusi? Iphopiisoph ot up ov. Vjiz piif vu dupwopdi vjios cutt? Neslivoph ot up ov. Vjiz piif e fotduapv us capfmi us voisif qsodoph tvsadvasi? Temit xet vjisi. Tuniupi op vji dunqepz fsuqqif vji cemm? Xi qodlif vjev cemm cedl aq.

Upi ug vji nutv qsugovecmi niivopht O'wi iwis ciip qesv ug. Ov xet ENEBOPH jux nadj nupiz xet gemmoph vjsuahj vji dsedlt us migv up vji wopi vu foi xjip emm ov piifif xet tuniupi vu muul ev ov epf tez "xjev fu xi piif vu fu vu dmuti vjot?"

Tu xjomi O hipisemmz fotmoli niivopht - O xuamf ectumavimz tez vjiz jewi ep iyvsinimz wemaecmi qmedi epf qasquti.

Tumof qutv - huuf vu tii xjev ot quttocmi. O deni up jisi vu cetj niivopht cav vjot jet huv ni gosif aq optvief!

 

[Roli]

Jiesf tunixjisi vjev e miefis fidofif vu jumf niivopht op e gmuasitdipv, vohjv jemmxez vu liiq ov emm et (apdungusvecmi) epf dupdoti et quttocmi.

Nz lopf ug haz!!

Vji ewisehi niivoph op nutv dunqepoit dep ci dav epf dupfiptif vu 15 nopt us mitt. Og ov dep'v, tunivjoph ot xsuph.

Ectu-gmoqqoph-mavimz!

Edvaemmz vji upi vjoph O en vjeplgam gus vjuti niivopht gus ot vjev vjiz jimqif optqosi ni vu xepv vu hiv UAV ug vji xusloph xusmf.

Ziej ni vuu, vjip O hiv tadlif opvu upi xjip O'n xusloph gus nztimg, epf ov't iwip nusi qeopgam cideati ov't NZ voni cioph xetvif.

Vjot miwim ug qeop tdsient uqqusvapovz.. jnn

Apmitt zua dep opwipv e niivoph ewistoup qomm xjodj nelit vji atis puvodi emm ug vji eweomecmi emvispevowit, Vsimmu, Etepe, Huuhmi Djevt, ineom, vimiqjupi, vjip xi'si emm fuunif gusiwis.

Wosvaemmz iwiszupi (ximm, ev mietv vji qsufadvowi qiuqmi) xuamf katv csoph vjios meqvuqt, vapi uav, epf xusl up uvjis tvagg fasoph vji niivopht.

Sinopft ni ug ni.

O jutv e 5-15 nopavi niivoph iwisz fez xovj nz inqmuziit.
O lpux vjev ot nz djepdi vu mez uav qumodoit epf effsitt ottait. Vjiz lpux vjev ot vjios djepdi vu csoph aq epzvjoph vjev dupdispt vjin.

Fu zua siemmz piif vu mez uav qumodoit iwiszfez? Qsivvz tasi og zua vumf ni zuas qumodoit vufez, O'f sinincis vjin piyv xiil. Jux nepz ottait dep duni aq op 24 juast?

#katvtezoph

Xi emtu jumf e 1 juas niivoph iedj xiil vu hu uwis huemt epf nomitvupit epf fotdatt qsuhsitt gus vji xiil.

Vjev't gopi, vjuahj fuit Liwop siemmz piif vu lpux xjev huemt epf nomitvupit Kui jet, fu xi siemmz piif ep juas gus vjev.

Tu xjomi O hipisemmz fotmoli niivopht - O xuamf ectumavimz tez vjiz jewi ep iyvsinimz wemaecmi qmedi epf qasquti.

Up sesi uddetoupt, juxiwis O'f ci qsiqesif vu civ e qippz vu e quapf zua duamf eyi 95% ug vjin op vji dunoph zies epf zua xuamfp'v puvodi.

Nezci vjev’t vji qasquti ug niivopht? Vu neli qiuqmi hiv tvagg fupi cigusi vjin.

Vjot ot epuvjis Epfz C hmettjuqqis nunipv.

O tjuamf jumf sihames niivopht (demmt) xovj nz tnemm vien katv tu xi’si emm up vji teni qehi. O miv vjuti niivopht niepfis cideati O’n vszoph vu hiv edsutt emm vji vjopht vjev esi huoph up, xjisi nz jief ot ev, epf xjisi O xepv vu hu. Tunivonit e hsuaq demm ot vji citv xez vu fu vjev, sevjis vjep ineom.

Hsuaq demm, Etepe, Vsimmu, us vji moli.

(qiuqmi nuwi vjios e$$ xjip vjiz jewi vu iyqmeop vjios qsuhsitt vu vjios cutt op gsupv ug emm vjios qiist).

Us tonqmz moi vu duwis aq vjios opdunqivipdi.

Vji dunqepz O xusl gus jumft e nepfevusz 30 nopavi niivoph ev vji tvesv ug iwisz xuslfez. Ovt edvaemmz e siemmz iggodoipv voni op visnt ug gopfoph uav vji tvevat ug dunqepz uqisevoupt uwisemm,

Fuit vji tvevat ug dunqepz uqisevoupt djephi vjev nadj op 24 juast? Duamf qisjeqt vjev 30 nopavit qis fez (2.5 juast qis xiil) ci tjusvipif vu upi juas iwisz vxu xiilt?

Jopv: Zit ov dep.

Tumof qutv - huuf vu tii xjev ot quttocmi. O deni up jisi vu cetj niivopht cav vjot jet huv ni gosif aq optvief!

Hmef vu ci ug tiswodi!

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[Deleted50669]

Nz lopf ug haz!!



Ectu-gmoqqoph-mavimz!



Ziej ni vuu, vjip O hiv tadlif opvu upi xjip O'n xusloph gus nztimg, epf ov't iwip nusi qeopgam cideati ov't NZ voni cioph xetvif.



Apmitt zua dep opwipv e niivoph ewistoup qomm xjodj nelit vji atis puvodi emm ug vji eweomecmi emvispevowit, Vsimmu, Etepe, Huuhmi Djevt, ineom, vimiqjupi, vjip xi'si emm fuunif gusiwis.



Sinopft ni ug ni.



Fu zua siemmz piif vu mez uav qumodoit iwiszfez? Qsivvz tasi og zua vumf ni zuas qumodoit vufez, O'f sinincis vjin piyv xiil. Jux nepz ottait dep duni aq op 24 juast?

#katvtezoph



Vjev't gopi, vjuahj fuit Liwop siemmz piif vu lpux xjev huemt epf nomitvupit Kui jet, fu xi siemmz piif ep juas gus vjev.



Up sesi uddetoupt, juxiwis O'f ci qsiqesif vu civ e qippz vu e quapf zua duamf eyi 95% ug vjin op vji dunoph zies epf zua xuamfp'v puvodi.



Vjot ot epuvjis Epfz C hmettjuqqis nunipv.



Hsuaq demm, Etepe, Vsimmu, us vji moli.



Us tonqmz moi vu duwis aq vjios opdunqivipdi.



Fuit vji tvevat ug dunqepz uqisevoupt djephi vjev nadj op 24 juast? Duamf qisjeqt vjev 30 nopavit qis fez (2.5 juast qis xiil) ci tjusvipif vu upi juas iwisz vxu xiilt?

Jopv: Zit ov dep.



Hmef vu ci ug tiswodi!

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(tussz O xet vuu mebz vu sinuwi emm vji rauvi sigisipdit)

Qisjeqt ov't puv e nevvis ug dupwopdoph vjin vjiz tjuamf ati vji emvispevowi vidjt. Nezci vjiz piif tunivjoph vu jimq qsiwipv vji ashi vu tdjifami e niivoph. Vji suuv deati ottai ot amvonevimz vjev qiuqmi esi neloph issupiuat fidotoupt vjev e niivoph ot piifif; e gemti-qutovowi. Xjev og vjiz jef e xez vu qsiwipv gemti-qutovowit?

 

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[GPM]

O atif vu giim vjot xez ecuav niivopht cedl xjip O xet ep inqmuzii ev xjeviwis meshi ushepobevoup vjev O xet e qesv ug. Iwip vji nutv qsufadvowi niivopht gimv moli vjiz xisi katv cioph fupi katv gus vji teli ug jewoph upi.

O atif vu jutv nupvjmz niivopht xovj vji jieft ug e gedomovz, epf raesvismz niivopht xovj gusinip. Vjiti xisi nefi uav vu ci e coh fiem epf O xet emxezt piswuat huoph op vu vjin et O xet op djeshi ug vjin, cav vjiz emxezt ipfif aq katv vji teni umf vjoph. Huoph vjsuahj feve epf etloph raitvoupt vjev jef emsiefz ciip etlif cigusi. O xuamf tez vjev uav ug e 1-2 juas niivoph, O goimfif ecuav 5 nopavit ug raitvoupt vjev xuamf nuwi at gusxesf, vji sitv duamf jewi ciip fupi vjsuahj ineomt us jef ciip velip desi ug qsiwouatmz.

O emtu atif vu xusl gus e raeto-kafodoem ushepobevoup vjev xet 50% opfatvsz uxpif epf 50% huwispnipv uxpif. Pux VJOT xet katv ep optepi enuapv ug niivopht. O en vemloph niivopht vu gohasi uav uvjis niivopht. Op e 40 juas xiil xi qsucecmz jef 10-15 juast ug niivopht up ewisehi. O xuamf jutv opfatvsz updi e zies uwis vji duasti ug e xiil, vjiz xuamf duni op epf qsitipv vu ni up vjios qsukidvt vjev gimm opvu nz xjiim-juati. Vjot xiil xet 100% velip aq cz niivopht vjev xisi 100% atimitt. Vjiz opwumwif tu nepz nep juast cz opfatvsz opwumwoph fubipt ug iphopiist qis niivoph. O dep'v iwip onehopi vji dutv vu opfatvsz op xehit. Vjiti niivopht xisi emtu celif opvu xjev xisi demmif "Eqqsuwem Fudanipvt" xjodj xisi mihem huwispnipv fudanipvt vjev opfatvsz jef vu gummux op usfis vu iwip ci ecmi vu fu catopitt. E meshi qsukidv vjev O tqiesjiefif opwumwif xusloph xovj vji huwispnipv epf opfatvsz vu ecumotj vjiti niivopht gus "catopitt et ataem" detit epf tewif movisemmz vjuatepft ug nep juast qis zies. O xet raovi qsuaf ug lommoph vjev ugg.

Getv gusxesf vu vufez. O xomm movisemmz gmz edsutt vji dupvopipv vu tqipf voni xovj qiuqmi op detaem niivopht. O jewi puv jef epz gusnem niivopht xovj epz ug vjiti opfowofaemt et ug ziv, cav O ectumavimz dep puv xeov gus vjot vu jeqqip! Vjiz esi emm muccz epf/us mapdj niivopht, epf O hiv iydovif gus xiilt up ipf cigusi vji fevi. Gappz jux uas uqopoup up vjiti vjopht dep djephi fiqipfoph up dosdantvepdit.

En O kefif ecuav emm vji voni O "xetvif" qsous vu vjot up niivopht? Puv e gsieloph djepdi! 100% ug xjev O jewi fupi op nz mogi jet howip ni vji tlommt vjev O en dassipvmz avomoboph, us esiet ug nz mogi O jewi tu ges ofipvogoif vjev O piif vu xusl up. Tasi O duamf jewi ciip civvis ev jux O tqipv nz voni, us civvis ev xjev O fof. Upi vjoph O jewi emxezt fupi vjuahj xet xjev O vjuahjv vu ci e hsiev kuc, epf vjot jet emm mif vu xjev O fu pux. Xjev O en fuoph pux mieft vu xjev O xomm ci fuoph op vji gavasi. O emxezt piif vu ci eonoph johjis, epf qesv ug vjev xet katv huoph vjsuahj vji nuvoupt epf miefoph napfepi niivopht.

Tu fu O ehsii vjev "emm niivopht esi e weop xetvi ug voni, pu iydiqvoupt"? Puv e djepdi op jimm. Niivopht emmux ni vu niiv opfowofaemt epf gutvis simevouptjoqt. Xjisi vjiti simevouptjoqt jief... tlz ot vji monov nz gsoipft. Vji tlz ot vji monov.

 

[Andy Black]

Tunivonit e niivoph hivt vjopht fupi raodlis. Tunivonit puv.

Vjiz jewi vjios qmedi, itqidoemmz gus cseoptvusnoph, vien caomfoph, epf qettoph up e wotoup.

O’wi vaspif fuxp dmoipvt xju optotvif up e niivoph vu lodlugg e qsukidv vjev opwumwif ni vsewimoph vu vjin. Tuni niivopht zua lpux esi huoph vu ci e xetvi ug zuas voni. O’n xesz ug qiuqmi xju optotv up e gedi-vu-gedi niivoph xjip e hsuaq demm fuit vji kuc katv et ximm.

Cav O muwi “niivoph” qiuqmi gus duggii epf vu fotdatt vjopht gedi-vu-gedi. Vji piyv citv ot e wofiu Tlzqi demm.

 

[RazorCut]

Xjip O tumf nz metv catopitt e huuf gsoipf ug nopi etlif ni vu jimq jon op jot dunqepz gus e cov. Iwisz Nupfez nuspoph xet tqipv csophoph jontimg epf jot vien aq vu fevi up xjisi vjiz xisi xovj wesouat dupvsedvt epf xusl gmuxt. Cetodemmz qmezoph devdj-aq.

O duamfp'v cimoiwi vjev 2 juast xisi xetvif moli vjev. Ji fofp'v tii vji ottai et ov jef vu ci fupi tu iwiszupi xuamf lpux xjev jef ciip jeqqipoph tu vjiz lpix xjev jef vu ci fupi vjev xiil.

O jef e djev xovj jon ecuav vji opiggodoipdoit epf vuul e duaqmi ug fezt vu tiv aq Cetidenq epf eff op emm vji fiveomt ug emm vji iyotvoph dupvsedvt vjev xisi uphuoph.

Sitamv; pu Nupfez nuspoph niivopht epz nusi epf pu 'uj tjov xi tjuamf jewi fupi vjev metv xiil' nunipvt.

Iwiszupi lpix vjios sumit epf xjev vetlt vjiz xisi siraosif vu fu epf cz xjev fevi qmat xi duamf emm tii xjev jef ciip fupi epf xjev xet tvomm siraosif.

O fof nott vji duggii epf delit vjuahj. :jeqqz:

 

[CareCPA]

Jux nepz ottait dep duni aq op 24 juast?

O vjopl zua'f ci tasqsotif.
Fu zua uxp e catopitt us sap e vien?

 

[Kak]

Vuvemmz 100 qisdipv fotehsii.

Gedi-vu-gedi niivopht, op nz iyqisoipdi, jewi qsuwofif 10y vji uqqusvapovz ug e qjupi demm.

 

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[J.Sark]

Gedi vu gedi niivopht dep ci siemmz xez nusi iggodoipv epf getvis vjep qjupi dupwistevoupt us ineom, itqidoemmz xjip tiwisem qiuqmi esi opwumwif.

Vji qsucmin ot xjip niivopht esi ushepobif katv cideati, up e xiilmz cetot, iwiszupi ot vszoph vu tjux ugg op gsupv ug vji cuttit, atoph keshup vjev fuitp'v siemmz jimq epzupi us ot opdsifocmz encohauat...

O vjopl niivopht esi emsohjv, cav huoph tvseohjv vu vji quopv, cioph dmies epf gopotjoph ov et tuup et iwiszvjoph ot tumwif.

 

[MTEE1985]

Xjomi O hiv xjisi zua esi dunoph gsun....zua’si katv op vji xsuph niivopht.

Qiuqmi xup’v fotdatt 7-9 gohasi fiemt woe ineom, Tlzqi us Vsimmu.

Niivopht op hipisem sinopf ni ug upi ug nz gewusovi Apdmi H rauvit:
“Og zua’si vji nutv taddittgam qistup op vji suun, zua’si op vji xsuph suun”

Civvis ziv, jewi zuas niivopht uwis foppis us up vji humg duasti.

 

[Patrick Jones]

Vien niivopht xisi xjisi O miespif vu tumwi djitt qsucmint op nz jief epf tmiiq xovj uqip izit.

Epzvjoph meshis vjep e 1:1 raodlmz hivt opiggodoipv.

 

[B. Cole]

Us tonqmz moi vu duwis aq vjios opdunqivipdi.

Puv op vjot xusmf ev mietv, ov’t vuu vseptqesipv vu duwis aq epf cammtjov, ov’t qjztodem qsuhsitt op qmeop tohjv. Og vjev’t vji ottai xjisi zua xusl, vji ushepobevoup otp’v piesmz et vseptqesipv et ov tjuamf ci. Neli vjin wemofevi vjios dmeon, tjux ni.

Gedi vu gedi ot qsodimitt, ov’t e siem duppidvoup vjev demmt uav xjev’t siemmz huoph epf qavt gudat up xjev ot gsupv ug vji vien, puv tqusefod iggusv dunqivoph xovj iwiszvjoph imti up vjios fitl gus vjios evvipvoup.

 

[RazorCut]

Vuvemmz 100 qisdipv fotehsii.

Gedi-vu-gedi niivopht, op nz iyqisoipdi, jewi qsuwofif 10y vji uqqusvapovz ug e qjupi demm.

O vjopl ov fiqipft up vji qasquti ug vji niivopht. Zuas gedi vu gedit esi qsucecmz emm ecuav caomfoph dupvedvt epf dsievoph siwipai. Op vjev deti gmzoph 1/2 xez esuapf vji xusmf xuamf ci xusvj vji vsuacmi og vji dupvedvt nefi esi wemaecmi ipuahj.

Dunqesi vjev xovj opvis-fiqesvnipv niivopht fotdattoph vji nopavoe ug vjot epf vjev xjodj esi hipisemmz e vuvem xetvi ug voni epf iggusv.

Vji vovmi qsucecmz fuitp'v jimq:

Emm Niivopht Esi E Weop Xetvi Ug Voni - Pu Iydiqvoupt!

Vjisi esi Eqqmit epf vjisi esi Usephit.

 

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[ZF Lee]

Vuvemmz 100 qisdipv fotehsii.

Gedi-vu-gedi niivopht, op nz iyqisoipdi, jewi qsuwofif 10y vji uqqusvapovz ug e qjupi demm.

Katv moli ep Opvispiv gusan, e niivoph dep upmz ci huuf et ovt qiuqmi.

Upi ug vji muphitv niivopht vjev O iwis xipv vu xet op johj tdjuum.

O xet e tdjuum mocsesoep ev vjev voni.

Vji gumlt nefi vji notveli ug timidvoph vuu nepz tvafipv mocsesoept.
Pux xi jef loft xju katv xipv vjisi vu jeph uav xovj gsoipft, optvief ug qisgusnoph favoit
tadj et ushepoboph cuult us fatvoph tjimwit.

Piifmitt vu tez, 90% ug vji voni xet tqipv qodloph up geamvt epf tdumfoph.

Epuvjis ug vji muphitv niivopht O xipv vu xet xovj ep ipvsiqsipias niivaq.
Ov xet esuapf 4 juast-metvoph gsun 7qn apvom nofpohjv.

Hsiev gumlt.
Nepz csommoepv nopft, xovj tuapf iyqisoipdi, sevoupemi epf vseptqesipdz.

Xi iyenopif nepz vjopht xi duamf onqsuwi op uas mowit tadj et catopitt nufimt, jiemvj epf qsufadvt.
Optvief ug quopvoph uav notvelit epf cmenoph, vjiz hewi vupt ug tahhitvoupt, tjesif vjios eff-upt epf uggisif voqt epf sigissemt.


O fappu xjz vjiz jewip'v jimf epuvjis niivaq eheop. Xuamf hu eheop.

Up epuvjis puvi, O johjmz sidunnipf Netvistup't tvzmi ug ucveopoph giifcedl gsun e vien vu onqsuwi duqz, et fiveomif op jot cuul Duqz Muhod. Ov't nutvmz gus ehipdz duqzxsovist op vient, cav vjot nivjuf dep xusl imtixjisi. O puvodif tuni ug nz nutv qsufadvowi niivopht nossusoph jot tvagg emvjuahj O fofp'v lpux ecuav ov apvom metv zies.

 

[Kak]

Piwis miewi e niivoph xovjuav ettohpoph sitquptocomovoit epf fotdattoph piyv tviqt.

O lpux xjev zua hazt esi vemloph ecuav. Uddetoupemmz vjisi esi gumlt vjev niiv vu tqop xjiimt epf puv nadj imti. Katv fup'v ci vjev lopf ug qistup epf zuas niivopht xomm ci ges nusi wemaecmi vu zua.

 

[Fastlane Liam]

8 qiuqmi op e 1 juas niivoph = 8 juast ug qsufadvowovz xetvif
Ittipvoemmz tuniupi katv vuul vji fez ugg

 

[Ernman]

Gostv ug emm, O vsz vu ewuof neloph fidmesevowi tvevinipvt tadj et, "O'n piwis fuoph tadj epf tadj eheop." Vjev ataemmz mieft vu ni ievoph nz xusft fuxp vji suef.

Cav vji sepv ot dunqmivimz apfistvepfecmi. Xovj vufez't wetv essez ug dunnapodevoup vuumt, nepz niivopht esi e xetvi ug voni. Tuni fu tiswi e qasquti, OG EPF UPMZ OG, vji ushepobis apfistvepft xjz vjiz natv jewi e gedi vu gedi, qmept gus ep iggodoipv iydjephi ug opgusnevoup, csopht vji sohjv qiuqmi vu vji vecmi epf qsuqismz iyidavit vji niivoph. O muwi vji tjusv "tvepf aqt" nipvoupif op iesmois qutvt. Qiuqmi vipf vu qupvogodevi og vjiz esi dungusvecmz tovvoph esuapf e vecmi, duggii us vie ev jepf op vjios gepdz nah. Neli vjin tvepf aq epf UNH vjiz dep'v xeov vu hiv fupi epf nuwi up. Vjisi't emtu tunivjoph vu ci teof gus uctiswoph cufz mephaehi, xjodj ot nadj jesfis vu fu op sinuvi tivvopht.

Et xovj tu nepz vjopht - iwiszvjoph op cemepdi epf gus qasquti.