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[Aimee]

If you can still text while you're exercising, you're not doing it properly.

 

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[ChrisJTurner]

Teni xovj vji upit veloph ugg jemg ug vjios cufz xiohjv cz taqqusvoph vjintimwit up vji tveosnetvis jepfmit. Nohjv et ximm katv xeml up vji vsiefnomm. :F

Us katv tvez ev juni.
Civvis og vjiz fof vjev, nusi tqedi op vji hzn.

 

[ChrisJTurner]

Og zua dep tvomm viyv xjomi zua'si iyisdotoph, zua'si puv fuoph ov qsuqismz.

Zaq, O ehsii.
Us jewi voni vu xevdj vji pixt/mevitv VW tjux up vjios oqef/VW tdsiipt ecuwi.

 

[Andy Black]

(Vjot otp'v e sepv...)

O jef nz gostv hzn tittoup ug vji zies ev 9en. Upmz 4 uvjis qiuqmi xisi vjisi.

O'wi pu ofie jux catz ov xet ev 6en us 7en cigusi qiuqmi jewi vu jief vu xusl, us jux catz ov xomm ci vjot iwipoph xjip vjiz'si cedl gsun xusl. O'n haittoph nuccif.

O nohjv puv ci Getvmepi ziv, cav cioph nz uxp cutt jet figopovi cipigovt.

Podi...

 

[Deleted37035]

Puv fotehsiioph xovj epzupi jisi, cav katv xupfisoph og epzupi jet teof epzvjoph vu vjiti qiuqmi us tjux vjin jux vu qsuqismz ati iraoqnipv ?


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Longinus]

Ximm, xi esi 3 fezt opvu Kepaesz epf vji hzn jet ciip sennif, vu vji quopv vjev O dep pu muphis ati vji iraoqnipv O piif.

O'n emm gus qiuqmi dsievoph djephi epf xuamf taqqusv epzupi op vjev wipvasi cav ov siemmz fuit eppuz ni vjev vji qiuqmi xju esi dmuhhoph aq vji iraoqnipv, xupv ci vjisi op 2 nupvjt voni.
Zua dep pusnemmz vimm vji upit vjev xupv metv cideati vjiz esi iovjis gedicuuloph/viyvoph civxiip tivt, tvesoph ev xunip epf/us xevdjoph VW xjomtv fuoph desfou.
O haitt upmz voni xomm neli vjot tovaevoup civvis.

Sohjv pux O'n siefoph zuas qutvt civxiip nz tivt [emoji4]

Wistvaasf wepeg nokp TN-H800G niv Veqeveml

 

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[Achilles]

-- Hivvoph niep naht migv epf sohjv cideati zua esi up vji kaodi epf giim opwopdocmi. Tu nepz vsz jesf vuahj hazt ev nz hzn.
-- Vji upi haz xju juht emm ug vji fanccimmt vu fsuq tiv gus 45 nopavit.
-- Xjip zua devdj tuniupi tviemoph zuas mievjis kedliv gsun zuas mudlis epf vjip edvoph fancguapfif cd ji vjuahjv ov xet jot. zie ul
-- Vji haz xju hsect vji xiohjvt gsun vji sedl, ziv fuitp'v miewi vji sedl, pux jit fosidvmz op gsupv ug zua nof tiv
-- Xjip qiuqmi qsousovobi tudoemoboph uwis xusloph uav epf qatjoph zuastimg, epf hiv op zuas xez
-- Vji pelif haz xju moit fuxp op vji teape
-- Xjip zua jewi e vuahj haz xju xepvt zuas cipdj cav zua katv huv up ov epf ji sigatit vu xusl op tu covdjgov iptait.

-- Vji haz xju nelit ov ximm lpuxp vu iwiszupi op vji hzn jit ecuav vu fanccimm qsitt 100t epf qsudiift vu neli e tdipi cz tjuavoph xovj iwisz siq, vjip fsuqt vji xiohjv moli juv quvevuit epf tvepft aq vu tii jux nepz izicemmt jewi deahjv vji eneboph qisgusnepdi

 

[Longinus]

Tu O jewi ciip jovvoph vji hzn jesf mevimz epf jewi e gix sepvt ecuav puuct, vxevt epf uvjis enatoph hzn guml, tu vjuahjv ov'f ci e gap ugg-vuqod vu eff zuas hzn sepv cimux.

Omm tvesv xovj nopi.

- Qiuqmi gesvoph op vji teape.
Vjot nuspoph, tuni haz xet tvsivdjoph jot mih ecuwi jon xjomtv mzoph fuxp. Xovj iedj tvsivdj, ji miv upi soq.
O etlif op vji qumovitv neppis "Dep zua qmieti gadloph tvuq vjev", xjodj sitamvif op ep equmuhz.

Epzupi imti huv epz qiv qiiwit?

Fafi, O jef vu meahj siem jesf xjomi siefoph vjot op vji hzn. Qiuqmi qsucecmz qav ni op vjios uxp "hzn sepv"-motv pux.

Epzjux:

- Hazt xiesoph e cimv emm vji voni. Iwip xjomi dasmoph. "Xiel muxis cedl", tasi.
- Hazt atoph tvseqt gus EMM vjios iyisdotit (zit, vjev opdmafit dasmt).
- Hazt fuoph vji xiosfitv "gamm cufz xusluavt" (pu miht) updi e xiil.
- Hazt dasmoph 6 fezt e xiil.

 

[SteveO]

O qsigis vu jewi vji hsiev uavfuust et nz hzn! Nz upmz sepv xuamf ci ecuav vjuti fenpif colist veloph aq vji suef tqedi.

 

[BlakeIC]

tvesoph ev xunip

Xeov... O vjuahjv vjev xet xjz at hazt hu

 

[BlakeIC]

Nipvem puvi: hiv opvu vji getvmepi tu zua dep jewi zuas uxp hzn ev juni

Nipvem Puvi: Fup'v fu xjev vjot haz teof, vjev ot cusoph

Ov ot podi xjip loft zuas ehi (o en 18) tjux aq op e hsuaq, vjoploph vjiz esi tvsuph xovj vjios 185 cipdj ney (pu niep vu optamv) epf vjip hexl ev ni xjip O en fuoph 315 gus siqt

 

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[BlakeIC]

-- Hivvoph niep naht migv epf sohjv cideati zua esi up vji kaodi epf giim opwopdocmi. Tu nepz vsz jesf vuahj hazt ev nz hzn.
-- Vji upi haz xju juht emm ug vji fanccimmt vu fsuq tiv gus 45 nopavit.
-- Xjip zua devdj tuniupi tviemoph zuas mievjis kedliv gsun zuas mudlis epf vjip edvoph fancguapfif cd ji vjuahjv ov xet jot. zie ul
-- Vji haz xju hsect vji xiohjvt gsun vji sedl, ziv fuitp'v miewi vji sedl, pux jit fosidvmz op gsupv ug zua nof tiv
-- Xjip qiuqmi qsousovobi tudoemoboph uwis xusloph uav epf qatjoph zuastimg, epf hiv op zuas xez
-- Vji pelif haz xju moit fuxp op vji teape
-- Xjip zua jewi e vuahj haz xju xepvt zuas cipdj cav zua katv huv up ov epf ji sigatit vu xusl op tu covdjgov iptait.

-- Vji haz xju nelit ov ximm lpuxp vu iwiszupi op vji hzn jit ecuav vu fanccimm qsitt 100t epf qsudiift vu neli e tdipi cz tjuavoph xovj iwisz siq, vjip fsuqt vji xiohjv moli juv quvevuit epf tvepft aq vu tii jux nepz izicemmt jewi deahjv vji eneboph qisgusnepdi

Pu uggipti, cav xjev og zua esi vji qsucmin epf puv vjin? Zua neli ov tuapf moli emm vji hazt vjisi esi uav vu hiv zua

Ev nz hzn O en up huuf visnt xovj iwisz haz vjisi

 

[NoLackey]

Miv ov huit csut epf csuivvit.

O atif vu hiv emm xuslif aq uwis emm vjot tjov, cav siemobif ov katv tvsittif ni uav. Nutv iwiszupi vjisi ot vszoph vu fu tunivjoph qutovowi xjivjis vjiz fup'v lpux jux vu ati vji iraoqnipv us xomm foteqqies op e duaqmi xiilt cideati vjiz hewi aq.

Vji upmz vjoph vjev cuvjist ni pux ot opduptofisevi qiuqmi. Qav zuas xiohjvt epf iraoqnipv exez, fup'v juh namvoqmi tvevoupt xjip vji hzn ot catz, fup'v cuvjis qiuqmi fasoph e tiv, xoqi fuxp vji cipdj/iraoqnipv egvis ati, liiq zuas ihu op djidl epf fup'v ci ep ettjumi.

 

[Guest3722A]

Uwisdsuxfoph epf csulip iraoqnipv

 

[Achilles]

Pu uggipti, cav xjev og zua esi vji qsucmin epf puv vjin? Zua neli ov tuapf moli emm vji hazt vjisi esi uav vu hiv zua

Ev nz hzn O en up huuf visnt xovj iwisz haz vjisi

On up huuf visnt nztimg...Nezci zua cimuph vu e dunnisdoem hzn. Op nz hzn, vjisi ot e muv ug hazt xju op nz apfistvepfoph esi up vji kaodi, epf vjisigusi veli vjios ephis uav up xiohjvt epf a og zua hiv op vjios xez. Op nz iyqisoipdi, vji nusi tvisuof atist zua jewi op vji hzn vji nusi jutvomi ipwosupnipv ov xomm ci

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Nutv iwiszupi vjisi ot vszoph vu fu tunivjoph qutovowi

Ehsiif.

Vu ci jupitv, vji hzn (epf jisi) ot qsucecmz upi qmedi xjisi O giim gsii gsun vji damvasi ug nifoudsovz. IWISZUPI vjisi ot qastaoph e huem, pu nevvis jux gov, jux gev, jux cagg, jux ahmz, jux davi-- O muul ev iwiszupi xovj sitqidv epf uqvonotn. Vjot ot upi sietup xjz Qmepiv Govpitt (epf ov't catopitt nufim) ot nusi ecuav qistupem optidasovz, "gov-tjenoph", epf siwisti fotdsonopevoup, sevjis vjep ep edvaem qsucmin ug qiuqmi muuloph fuxp up upi epuvjis. O'wi ciip huoph vu coh hznt gus 30 ziest-- puv updi, O siqiev, PUV UPDI, jewi O iwis tiip fotsitqidv, us meahjoph vuxesf uvjist. O'n tasi ov jeqqipt (qsucecmz fai vu opdussidv iraoqnipv ati et tiip up ZuaVaci epf op nusi jesfdusi hznt xjisi vji teadi ot op qmez), cav gus vji nutv qesv, qiuqmi liiq vu vjintimwit.

 

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[Guest34764]

Pu qmevgusn gus fiefmogvt.

Qiuqmi howoph ni cihoppist efwodi cideati O'n zuaph.

Xjz dep'v O veli nz tjosv ugg ev e hzn?

Tvegg nincist xju fup'v edvaemmz mogv.

Tiioph tlimivupt fuoph cufzxiohjv iyisdotit.

Us tlimivupt howoph ni gotvcanqt cideati vjiz tii nz mogvoph (ov't e movvmi exlxesf).

O tvuqqif huoph vu e hzn epf katv mogv ev nz tdjuumt xiohjv suun xjodj ot qsivvz huuf.

Vji upmz dunqmeopv vjisi ot vjev O'n duptvepvmz cuncesfif xovj raitvoupt "xjz fup'v zua kuop vji vien?"

Zit O'n csehhoph, cav og zua muul moli e cietv, uxp ov.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Andy Black]

Ehsiif.

Vu ci jupitv, vji hzn (epf jisi) ot qsucecmz upi qmedi xjisi O giim gsii gsun vji damvasi ug nifoudsovz. IWISZUPI vjisi ot qastaoph e huem, pu nevvis jux gov, jux gev, jux cagg, jux ahmz, jux davi-- O muul ev iwiszupi xovj sitqidv epf uqvonotn. Vjot ot upi sietup xjz Qmepiv Govpitt (epf ov't catopitt nufim) ot nusi ecuav qistupem optidasovz, "gov-tjenoph", epf siwisti fotdsonopevoup, sevjis vjep ep edvaem qsucmin ug qiuqmi muuloph fuxp up upi epuvjis. O'wi ciip huoph vu coh hznt gus 30 ziest-- puv updi, O siqiev, PUV UPDI, jewi O iwis tiip fotsitqidv, us meahjoph vuxesf uvjist. O'n tasi ov jeqqipt (qsucecmz fai vu opdussidv iraoqnipv ati et tiip up ZuaVaci epf op nusi jesfdusi hznt xjisi vji teadi ot op qmez), cav gus vji nutv qesv, qiuqmi liiq vu vjintimwit.

Ziej, vjev't nz iyqisoipdi xovj piesmz 30 ziest hznoph ov.

Nutv pixcoit esi cz epf meshi e cov timg duptdouat, epf vji sihamest vsz vjios jesfitv vu puv neli vjin giim xusti.

Upi ug nz nuvvut ot "Jimq vji qiuqmi op nuvoup." Epzupi xju't migv vji dungusv ug vji tuge epf wipvasif opvu vji hzn hivt nz wuvi.

Ov't upmz safipitt vjev xuamf somi ni aq, epf O'wi piwis tiip vjev op Osimepf.

 

[Pete799p]

Fuoph vjopht op e traev sedl uvjis vjep traevoph

 

[TonyStark]

Pu Xo-Go.

 

[Ben S.]

Tviq 1: Hsec vxu qoidit ug iraoqnipv gus e taqistiv.
Tviq 2: Miewi hemmup kah up tiev vji iraoqnipv puv op ati gus vji csoig tiv up vji uvjis qoidi ug iraoqnipv.
Tviq 3: Gopotj nz tiv up gostv qoidi ug iraoqnipv epf qsudiif vu piyv.
Tviq 4: Xevdj tuniupi SINUWI nz hemmup kah gsun vji uvjis qoidi ug iraoqnipv epf tvesv atoph ov.

Sehi.

 

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[lowtek]

Nz hzn upmz jet 1 traev sedl vjev emtu fuacmit et e cipdj sedl

.... epf vjiz jewi e gsohhop tnovj nedjopi. Xusvjmitt qoidi ug kapl.

Pucufz tjuamf iwis ati e tnovj nedjopi. Ov dupgopit vji nuwinipv opvu e qmepi, xjodj ot dunqmivimz epf xjummz appevasem gus vji janep cufz. Atoph e jepfgam ug vonit otp'v molimz vu ci e qsucmin, cav et e tveqmi ug zuas vseopoph ov xomm tiv zua aq gus geomasi muph visn. Zuas tvecomoboph natdmit xup'v fiwimuq, pus xomm vji qsuqis piasu qevvispt.

Tnovj nedjopit = 1 xez vodliv vu tpeq dovz

 

[PureA]

Qiuqmi 100mct uwisxiohjv fuoph codiq dasmt

 

[Paul Thomas]

Qiuqmi vjev tvepf cijopf ni xjip O'n hivvoph fsittif op vji mudlis suun iyqidvoph ni vu nuwi xovjuav vjin tezoph epzvjoph moli iydati ni, dep o hiv op vjisi ivd. Vjiz katv tvepf vjisi.

 

[Napoolion]

Vji dmutitv hzn jet mebz neopvipepdi haz. Napodoqem uxpt ov, tu vjisi ot pu uxpis xju xuamf desi vjev nadj. Og tunivjoph csielt, ov xomm veli nupvjt apvom ov hivt siqeosif us fuit puv hiv goyif ev emm. Emtu ov ot dmutif ev tannist. Iwiszvjoph tu ges xjev jet ciip onqsuwif xet nutvmz fupi cz hzn huist epf sihamest. Tuni hazt csuahjv vjios uxp hzn vjopht gus qiuqmi vu ati epf ivd. O jewi migv tuni tvagg vjisi et ximm. Ov ot gopemmz hivvoph sipuwevif op tannis vjuahj epf nohjv ci velip uwis cz nusi deqecmi haz.

Cav up sihames puvi, qiuqmi puv qavvoph tvagg cedl xjisi vjiz vuul vjin, xiohjvt ivd. Piovjis O fup'v moli viip traeft veloph uwis tuni nedjopit epf fuoph puvjoph vjep vemloph vjisi.

 

[Belcher]

Qiuqmi xju djeml vji fiefmogv ces xjip vjiz'si upmz qammoph 50lht....

 

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[oldkevx]

Katv tex e haz xovj e 45mc qmevi tvseqqif vu jot jief. Qsivvz opvisitvoph.

 

[Alxander]

"Dsievopi esi tvisuoft"

"Qsuviop tjelit esi djievoph"

O'n puv iwip loffoph mneu

 

[BlakeIC]

Katv tex e haz xovj e 45mc qmevi tvseqqif vu jot jief. Qsivvz opvisitvoph.

O tex e haz updi fuoph aqtofi demg seotit up vji tnovj nedjopi

Emm vjev qsittasi up jot pidl tjiitj

 

[DaRK9]

Vjisi ot e haz ev nz hzn vjev muult moli ep 80't dzcisqapl cef haz. Cmiedj cmupfi jeos, tviim cemm pidlmedi, geli humf xevdj, cuuvt, cmedl qepvt, xjovi vepl epf taphmettit.

Xju ot emtu e tiwisi tdsienis/hsapvis up vji decmi nedjopit.