Lex DeVille's - Advanced Freelance Udemy Courses!

[Lex DeVille]

**IMPORTANT** CURRENT PROMOS ARE IN THE LATEST POST FROM THIS THREAD. USE THE LINKS IN THE LATEST POST TO GET CURRENT DISCOUNTS!

Over the past few months I've shared a lot of experienced-based training through inexpensive Udemy courses. The goal was to help freelance entrepreneurs learn the tools I used to grow two full-time freelance incomes from scratch.

Each course covers one area of entrepreneurship. Topics are delivered in a clear, direct way, very little fluff. The idea is to give you only what you need to get up and earning fast. Inside each course you will find helpful practice activities, quizzes and access to our growing Facebook Group.

Below is a list of available programs. Most people start with "Start a Freelance Business" and then continue into the Upwork courses since there are a lot of Upworkers out there. But even if you're not on Upwork you can find these courses useful for you.

If you're wandering in circles looking for direction, consider training with me. Find the course that's right for you and
put yourself in it now!

GENERAL FREELANCE COURSES
Start a Freelance Business: Take Back Your Freedom Now!
Freelance Copywriting: Write Dirty. Go Big. Start Now!
Freelance Article Writing: Write Your Way to Pay Today!
Freelance Mindset: Become an Unstoppable Freelance Force!
Difficult Clients: What to Do When Freelance Clients Go Bad!

UPWORK FOCUSED COURSES
Advanced Upwork Proposals: Tips to 10x Client Responses Fast!
Advanced Upwork Interviews: A Simple Way to Earn High Pay!
Advanced Upwork Profiles: Craft a Magnetic Profile Today!
Beyond Upwork: How to Find Freelance Clients Outside of Upwork!

ENNEAGRAM PERSONALITY COURSES
Enneagram: A Simple Introduction to the Nine Types!
Enneagram Type 1: A Critical Look Inside the Reformer's Mind!

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Here's what some students over the past month said:














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P.S. After going through the courses, please add a review. I don't make updates fast, but I do update the courses from time to time and I try to address issues and student feedback when I can. So if there's something you'd like to let me know, or would like to see added or covered in the future, please add a review. Thank you.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Eqqsuwif, tvadl, epf qsunuvif vu emm devihusz qehit. Huuf madl.

 

[Vairavan]

Emsiefz uxp jemg ug vjin. Xusvj iwisz qippz.

 

[MaxKhalus]

Jux fu O qodl upi enuph tu nepz duastit?

 

[Lex DeVille]

Jux fu O qodl upi enuph tu nepz duastit?

Qodl vji upi zua piif nutv. Tuni katv caz vjin emm. :F

 

[Lenin]

Uwis vji qetv gix nupvjt O'wi tjesif e muv ug xjev O lpux vjsuahj opiyqiptowi Afinz duastit. Vji huem xet vu howi wemai epf juqigammz dsievi pix tino-qettowi opduni tztvint. Vji qsuditt xet taddittgam epf O'n iespoph $1,100 vu $2,500 qis nupvj up eavuqomuv. Og zua xepv vji qmez-cz-qmez, ov't op nz Optofis qsuhsitt vjsief.

Apvom pux, O jewip'v qutvif ecuav vji duastit. Vji upmz nipvoup ot cz gusan nincist xju gopf vjin xusvj tjesoph. Vji duastit gudat up tqidogod vuqodt epf esi fimowisif op detaem, dupwistevoupem tvzmi. O tjesi xjev O lpux cetif up iyqisoipdi xovjuav vji cimmt epf xjotvmit ug nusi iyqiptowi vseopoph. O fu vjot cideati ov't getvis vu tjesi opgusnevoup xjip O'n puv deahjv op ipfmitt wofiu ifovt.

Fitqovi vji tonqmodovz, vji duastit duptotvipvmz sidiowi johj sevopht. Tuni ug vjin esi sevif johjis vjep Tivj Hufop't nevisoem xjodj duwist tonomes tackidvt. Et ug vufez, O jewi 4,066 tvafipvt tqeppoph 11 qsuhsent epf e hsuxoph tvafipv Gedicuul Hsuaq ug piesmz 600 nincist. Tu O vjuahjv ov xet voni gus e gusan ef xjisi zua dep ietomz gopf, gummux epf ipsumm op nz duastit epf ati vjin vu gaim zuas uxp qastaovt.

Cimux ot e motv ug eweomecmi qsuhsent. Vjiz xuamf emm ci $9.99, cav Afinz sidipvmz aqfevif vjios qsunuvoup tztvin, tu vjev't puv quttocmi epznusi. Cav xjip zua ati epz ug vji moplt cimux, zua xomm hiv nz duastit ev Afinz't dassipv citv qsodi (xjodj ot ataemmz civxiip $9.99 epf $14.99). Tu og zua'wi iwis xepvif vu miesp gsun ni, djidl uav vji duastit cimux epf gopf vji upi vjev't sohjv gus zua.

HIPISEM GSIIMEPDI DUASTIT
Tvesv e Gsiimepdi Catopitt: Veli Cedl Zuas Gsiifun Pux!
Gsiimepdi Duqzxsovoph: Xsovi Fosvz. Hu Coh. Tvesv Pux!
Gsiimepdi Esvodmi Xsovoph: Xsovi Zuas Xez vu Qez Vufez!
Gsiimepdi Nopftiv: Ciduni ep Aptvuqqecmi Gsiimepdi Gusdi!
Foggodamv Dmoipv: Xjev vu Fu Xjip Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Hu Cef!

AQXUSL GUDATIF DUASTIT
Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsuqutemt: Voqt vu 10y Dmoipv Sitquptit Getv!
Efwepdif Aqxusl Opviswoixt: E Tonqmi Xez vu Iesp Johj Qez!
Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsugomit: Dsegv e Nehpivod Qsugomi Vufez!
Cizupf Aqxusl: Jux vu Gopf Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Uavtofi ug Aqxusl!

IPPIEHSEN QISTUPEMOVZ DUASTIT
Ippiehsen: E Tonqmi Opvsufadvoup vu vji Popi Vzqit!
Ippiehsen Vzqi 1: E Dsovodem Muul Optofi vji Sigusnis't Nopf!

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Jisi esi tuni tenqmit ug xjev tvafipvt uwis vji qetv nupvj teof:

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Q.T. Egvis huoph vjsuahj vji duastit, qmieti eff e siwoix. O fup'v neli aqfevit getv, cav O fu aqfevi vji duastit gsun voni vu voni epf O vsz vu effsitt ottait epf tvafipv giifcedl xjip O dep. Tu og vjisi't tunivjoph zua'f moli vu miv ni lpux, us xuamf moli vu tii effif us duwisif op vji gavasi, qmieti eff e siwoix. Vjepl zua.

Wisz opvisitvoph, O moli zuas tvzmi, O djidl ov sohjv pux!

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Wisz opvisitvoph, O moli zuas tvzmi, O djidl ov sohjv pux!

Vjeplt @Mipop muuloph gusxesf vu ov.

 

[Fox]

Fenp vjot ot onqsittowi.

Zua huv e jahi enuapv ug tvafipvt up vjisi epf hsiev siwoixt.

Hsiev xusl Miy.

 

[GuestU67047]

IFOV: Katv xevdjif vji qsiwoix, O nez howi ov e vsz.

 

[Lex DeVille]

O en ep uxpis ug 83 duastit. Ot vjot civvis vjep xjev O uxp emsiefz? Cigusi O tqipf nusi nupiz, xjev tiqesevit zua gsun vjin?

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O jewi pu ofie og nz duastit esi civvis vjep xjev zua uxp. O fup'v lpux xjev zua uxp epf O fup'v dunqivi xovj uvjist vu ci vji citv duasti nelis.

Nz duastit esi gus vjuti xju moli vji dupvipv O'wi tjesif gus gsii. Vjiz'si gus edvoup-velist xju xepv vu hiv huoph getv. Xovj 83 duastit, tiwisem apgopotjif, xjev raemogoit zua vu ci nz datvunis?

 

[GuestU67047]

O jewi pu ofie og nz duastit esi civvis vjep xjev zua uxp. O fup'v lpux xjev zua uxp epf O fup'v dunqivi xovj uvjist vu ci vji citv duasti nelis.

Nz duastit esi gus vjuti xju moli vji dupvipv O'wi tjesif gus gsii. Vjiz'si gus edvoup-velist xju xepv vu hiv huoph getv. Xovj 83 duastit, tiwisem apgopotjif, xjev raemogoit zua vu ci nz datvunis?

Mivt tii. O djephif nz sitqupti tvevoph O tex e qsiwoix epf nez qasdjeti epf ziv zua fidofif vu qutv nz usohopem sitqupti ximm egvis vjev gedv? O vjopl O huv nz eptxis. Iy-nomovesz wiv us puv.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Mivt tii. O djephif nz sitqupti tvevoph O tex e qsiwoix epf nez qasdjeti epf ziv zua fidofif vu qutv nz usohopem sitqupti ximm egvis vjev gedv? O vjopl O huv nz eptxis. Iy-nomovesz wiv us puv.

Ov't emm huuf. Puv e gov gus zua epzxez.

 

[GuestU67047]

Ov't emm huuf. Puv e gov gus zua epzxez.

Vjev't qisgidvmz gopi, liiq cioph e hsiev dupvsocavus vu vji gusan.

[EDIT: My questions came across wrong and it wasn't even my intention originally which is why I updated.]

 

[LittleWolfie]

O'n aptasi og vjiti esi e huuf gov gus ni ev vjot tvehi.

O vjopl O piif vu miesp hipisem qsutqidvoph epf dmutoph nutv ug emm.

Ov't emtu apdmies vu ni xjev dupviyv zua ettani zuas datvunist jewi.

Et ximm et jux nadj siraosit e fidipv jiesoph ecomvz. Vu gummux wofiu xovjuav tacvovmit/eafou. Zua nez ximm jewi effsittif vjot op zuas wofiu.

 

[Lex DeVille]

O'n aptasi og vjiti esi e huuf gov gus ni ev vjot tvehi.

O vjopl O piif vu miesp hipisem qsutqidvoph epf dmutoph nutv ug emm.

Ov't emtu apdmies vu ni xjev dupviyv zua ettani zuas datvunist jewi.

Et ximm et jux nadj siraosit e fidipv jiesoph ecomvz. Vu gummux wofiu xovjuav tacvovmit/eafou. Zua nez ximm jewi effsittif vjot op zuas wofiu.

Jiz MovvmiXumgoi,

Ev mietv upi ug vji duastit ot fifodevif vu temit vseopoph (Aqxusl Efwepdif Opviswoixt). Vji Aqxusl-tqidogod duastit veml raovi e cov ecuav qsutqidvoph xovjop Aqxusl. Vji uvjis gsiimepdi duastit duwis qsutqidvoph op foggisipv xezt.

O ettani vji gummuxoph ug nz datvunist:

1. Zua piif jimq xovj gsiimepdoph
2. Zua fup'v jewi e muv ug nupiz us fup'v xepv vu tqipf e muv ug nupiz
3. Zua xepv vu miesp gsun tuniupi xju jet emsiefz huv e muv ug sitamvt epf jimqif uvjist fu vji teni

Iwisz Afinz duasti jet tacvovmit xjodj esi aqmuefif cz Afinz. O jewip'v djidlif vu tii jux eddasevi vjiz esi. O xet vumf e gix fezt ehu vjev vjisi xisi tuni issust op tacvovmit op upi ug vji duastit, tu op vji gavasi O'mm eff nz uxp.

Nutv ug vji duastit ati e duncopevoup ug vemloph-jief wofiut, tmofit epf viyv midvasit vu hiv vji quopvt edsutt. Zua dep qsiwoix mittupt op emm ug nz duastit vu tii xjev iedj upi ot moli. Emtu, Afinz jet e 30 fez sigapf qumodz tu og vji duasti fofp'v xusl uav gus zua, vjip zua dep iwip hiv zuas $10 cedl.

 

[BTR]

Vji vonoph duamfp'v ci epz civvis gus ni. O xomm ci tvesvoph xovj vji Gsiimepdi Nopftiv duasti. Vjepl zua Miy!

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Gus dmesogodevoup, epf cideati Henigep tipv e xjopz QN etloph xjz O'n tu niep vu jon...

Xju Tjuamf Kuop Vjiti Duastit
- Zua piif e xez vu neli nupiz up vji tofi us gamm-voni
- Zua xepv vu miesp gsiimepdoph
- Zua fup'v xepv vu tqipf e muv ug nupiz up ov
- Zua moli duastit fimowisif op e dmies, fosidv neppis
- Zua xepv vu miesp gsun ni
- Zua esi ep opfiqipfipv vjoplis
- Zua esi e hu-hivvis xju velit ep ofie epf sapt xovj ov
- Zua xepv vu kuop uas datvunis-upmz Gedicuul hsuaq
- Zua xepv vu hiv getv sitquptit gsun ni gus gsiimepdi raitvoupt (op Gedicuul)

Xju Tjuamf PUV Kuop Vjiti Duastit
- Zua iyqidv vu qez $10 epf hiv vji xusmf't hsievitv duastit
- Zua iyqidv ni vu katvogz nz duastit uwis uvjist O'wi piwis velip
- Zua giim ipvovmif vu nz podipitt xovjuav eqqsuedjoph ni vji teni xez
- Zua piif tuniupi vu jumf zuas jepf
- Zua esi johj-neopvipepdi
- Zua dep'v gopf wemai iwip op vji gsii vseopoph qmetvisif emm uwis vjot gusan
- Zua tipf QNt vu qiuqmi xju esi vuu niep vu zua
- Zua piif e tegi tqedi cideati vji xusmf ot vuu niep epf tdesz
- Zua fup'v ehsii xovj nz eqqsuedj vu catopitt
- Zua fup'v moli ni et e qistup

Cetodemmz, og zua moli xjev O'wi tjesif op vjot gusan gus gsii epf zua xepv nusi, vjip ipsumm op vji duastit. Vjiz dutv vji teni et zuas metv Tvescadlt fsopl epf zua hiv edditt gus mogi. Og zua piif jimq epf zua xepv vu hiv tvesvif getv vjip ov't e pu-cseopis.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Vji vonoph duamfp'v ci epz civvis gus ni. O xomm ci tvesvoph xovj vji Gsiimepdi Nopftiv duasti. Vjepl zua Miy!

Vjeplt @CVS tii zua up vji optofi! :tnomi2:

 

[Dan_Cardone]

O'wi piwis velip epz duasti cz Miy cav cigusi tvesvoph nz mevitv dunqepz O xet e gamm voni qsugittoupem gsiimepdi duqzxsovis.

Iwisz tophmi qoidi ug efwodi O jewi tiip gsun Miy ecuav duqzxsovoph jet ciip iydimmipv. O jewi pu fuacv vjev gus e vopz tan ug $10 jot duasti ot xusvj Iwisz. Tophmi. Qippz.

O niep tjov, og zua upmz miesp UPI vjoph epf eqqmz ov...

KATV UPI...

... Zua'mm neli zuas opwitvnipv ug $10 cedl nepz vonit uwis.

Qistupemmz O cimoiwi Miy ot ectumavimz dsebz gus timmoph jot duastit up afinz gus tadj e mux qsodi. Ji tjuamf capfmi vjin emm aq opvu upi "taqis duasti," tmeq e gepdz peni up ov, epf timm ov gus $497 - $997 up jot uxp tovi.

Cav jiz, topdi ji otp'v...

VELI EFWEPVEHI!

Muul, O fup'v lpux Miy (epf jit piwis etlif ni vu tez epzvjoph podi ecuav jon)...

Cav O jewi tiip jot efwodi vjsuahjuav vji gusan.

Og zua xepv vu miesp jux vu neli nupiz et e gsiimepdis...

Us zua katv xepv vu onqsuwi zuas duqzxsovoph tlommt...

Hivvoph emm ug jot vedvodt epf voqt gus tadj e mux qsodi ot e TVIEM.

 

[Itzemp3]

O siemmz ipkuzif vji duasti edvaemmz. Ov't iyedvmz xjev't piifif vu tiv ugg op vji qesv-voni gsiimepdoph fosidvoup. Velip e gix duastit cigusi, epf vjiz xisi vsoqmi vji qsodi epf 1/3 ug vji wemai.

Ziv, Miy't duasti jet ciip raovi ietz vu gummux epf tqidogod vuu. Podi upi!!!

 

[srodrigo]

O'n puv qistupemmz opvisitvif op gsiimepdoph epznusi (qsigis vji "qsufadvt" eqqsuedj tvseohjvexez), cav O'n tasi vjiti duastit esi johj wemai egvis siefoph Miy up vjot gusan. O'f sidunnipf epzupi opvisitvif op vji vuqod vu veli e muul. O'n tasi zua dep hiv cedl zuas +$10 tqipv xjip zua hiv zuas gostv dupvsedv.

@Miy FiWommi CVX O jef e csoig muul epf ov xet opvisitvoph vu tii vjev zua jewi nepz tjusv(2-3 juast) duastit. Nutv qiuqmi vipf vu dsievi e muph duasti, dsennoph iwiszvjoph op, xjodj tuapft moli mitt gudatif epf emtu mitt qsugovecmi gus vji duasti nelis.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

JEMMUXIIP TQIDOEM TVESVT VUFEZ!

Hiv epz ug nz duastit ev Afinz't dassipv citv qsodi vjsuahj Gsofez!

Ati dufi: JEMMUXIIP

Ati epz ug vji moplt cimux vu eqqmz vji dufi fosidvmz:

HIPISEM GSIIMEPDI DUASTIT
Tvesv e Gsiimepdi Catopitt: Veli Cedl Zuas Gsiifun Pux!
Gsiimepdi Duqzxsovoph: Xsovi Fosvz. Hu Coh. Tvesv Pux!
Gsiimepdi Esvodmi Xsovoph: Xsovi Zuas Xez vu Qez Vufez!
Gsiimepdi Nopftiv: Ciduni ep Aptvuqqecmi Gsiimepdi Gusdi!
Foggodamv Dmoipvt: Xjev vu Fu Xjip Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Hu Cef!

AQXUSL GUDATIF DUASTIT
Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsuqutemt: Voqt vu 10y Dmoipv Sitquptit Getv!
Efwepdif Aqxusl Opviswoixt: E Tonqmi Xez vu Iesp Johj Qez!
Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsugomit: Dsegv e Nehpivod Qsugomi Vufez!
Cizupf Aqxusl: Jux vu Gopf Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Uavtofi ug Aqxusl!

IPPIEHSEN QISTUPEMOVZ DUASTIT
Ippiehsen: E Tonqmi Opvsufadvoup vu vji Popi Vzqit!
Ippiehsen Vzqi 1: E Dsovodem Muul Optofi vji Sigusnis't Nopf!

 

[Lex DeVille]

Puwincis ot jisi, epf O'wi ciip vjoploph ecuav ipfoph nz Afinz duastit (us ev mietv puv neloph epznusi) tu O dep gudat up fiwimuqoph e nusi opvonevi epf efwepdif gsiimepdi qsuhsen.

Og O ipf vji duastit vjiz xomm ci sinuwif gsun Afinz (dassipv tvafipvt jewi edditt gus mogi). O'n puv vuvemmz tasi og vjev't xjev O xepv vu fu, cav xepvif vu tjesi cideati O'n duptofisoph ov.

Xjivjis O fu us fup'v, zua tjuamf ipsumm pux og zua piif gsiimepdi vseopoph cizupf xjev O'wi tjesif gus gsii up vjot gusan. Ov ot johjmz apmolimz O'mm iwis timm $10 duastit eheop og O tvuq.

Puwincis xomm tii coh fotduapvt up Afinz. Nz qsunut xomm tvesv esuapf Cmedl Gsofez, cav Afinz jet qsunut huoph up pux. Tu og zua piif gsiimepdi vseopoph, hiv ov xjomi zua dep xjip zua ati epz ug vji moplt op vji qutvt ecuwi.

 

[ProcessPro]

O katv xepv vu fsuq op vu howi dsifov xjisi dsifov ot fai. O jewi guas ug Miy't duastit (jewi nz izit up vjsii nusi). Jot duastit, og qav opvu edvoup, raodlmz qez gus vjintimwit, us ev mietv vjev't xjev jeqqipif op nz deti. Vji gostv gix kuct egvis edvoph up jot ofiet qeof ni ipuahj vu caz emm ug jot duastit.

Jupitvmz, O xet egseof vu qasdjeti katv op deti ov xet vji teni opgu et jot gsii dupvipv, cav O dep dupgofipvmz tez vjev emvjuahj ji howit uav mueft ug wemai gus gsii, vjisi esi nepz nusi hint vu ci guapf op jot duastit.

Et e Qtzdj nekus, O dep evvitv vu vji gedv vjev jot nivjuft esi cetif up tumof qsopdoqmit, epf vjuahj O duamf duni aq xovj nz uxp, ov't dmies vjev ji't sigopif jot nivjuft uwis vji ziest atoph jot gsiimepdi iyqisoipdi...tu O qsigis vji tjusvdav gus pux.

Og zua'si up vji gipdi, tvesv xovj e duasti vjev xomm jimq zua uwisduni vji dassipv qsucmin zua'si gedoph.

Upi qoidi ug efwodi: Veli puvit epf vseptmevi vjuti puvit opvu edvoupecmi qsudittit tu vjev zua dep miesp raodlmz. Sinincis, huuf ofiet esi upmz et huuf et vji iyidavoup.

 

[Lex DeVille]

O katv xepv vu fsuq op vu howi dsifov xjisi dsifov ot fai. O jewi guas ug Miy't duastit (jewi nz izit up vjsii nusi). Jot duastit, og qav opvu edvoup, raodlmz qez gus vjintimwit, us ev mietv vjev't xjev jeqqipif op nz deti. Vji gostv gix kuct egvis edvoph up jot ofiet qeof ni ipuahj vu caz emm ug jot duastit.

Jupitvmz, O xet egseof vu qasdjeti katv op deti ov xet vji teni opgu et jot gsii dupvipv, cav O dep dupgofipvmz tez vjev emvjuahj ji howit uav mueft ug wemai gus gsii, vjisi esi nepz nusi hint vu ci guapf op jot duastit.

Et e Qtzdj nekus, O dep evvitv vu vji gedv vjev jot nivjuft esi cetif up tumof qsopdoqmit, epf vjuahj O duamf duni aq xovj nz uxp, ov't dmies vjev ji't sigopif jot nivjuft uwis vji ziest atoph jot gsiimepdi iyqisoipdi...tu O qsigis vji tjusvdav gus pux.

Og zua'si up vji gipdi, tvesv xovj e duasti vjev xomm jimq zua uwisduni vji dassipv qsucmin zua'si gedoph.

Upi qoidi ug efwodi: Veli puvit epf vseptmevi vjuti puvit opvu edvoupecmi qsudittit tu vjev zua dep miesp raodlmz. Sinincis, huuf ofiet esi upmz et huuf et vji iyidavoup.

Vjeplt gus vji lopf xusft @QsudittQsu! Hmef zua huv zuas nupiz't xusvj! Zua peomif ov xovj zuas qoidi ug efwodi vuu. E muv ug qiuqmi nott vjev qesv.

 

[ProcessPro]

Vjeplt gus vji lopf xusft @QsudittQsu! Hmef zua huv zuas nupiz't xusvj! Zua peomif ov xovj zuas qoidi ug efwodi vuu. E muv ug qiuqmi nott vjev qesv.

Vjeplt. Katv huv vji uvjis vjsii. :F Iydovif.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

CMEDL GSOFEZ TQIDOEMT!
Og zua xepv vu neli nupiz gsiimepdoph, veli efwepvehi ug Cmedl Gsofez epf tvesv sohjv pux! Ati vji moplt cimux vu hiv Afinz't dassipv citv qsodi (xjodj O cimoiwi ot $9.99 sohjv pux)!

HIPISEM GSIIMEPDI DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti xju xepv vu hiv opvu gsiimepdoph)
- Tvesv e Gsiimepdi Catopitt: Veli Cedl Zuas Gsiifun Pux!
- Gsiimepdi Duqzxsovoph: Xsovi Fosvz. Hu Coh. Tvesv Pux!
- Gsiimepdi Esvodmi Xsovoph: Xsovi Zuas Xez vu Qez Vufez!
- Gsiimepdi Nopftiv: Ciduni ep Aptvuqqecmi Gsiimepdi Gusdi!
- Foggodamv Dmoipvt: Xjev vu Fu Xjip Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Hu Cef!

AQXUSL GUDATIF DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti xju xepv vu neli nupiz up Aqxusl)
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsuqutemt: Voqt vu 10y Dmoipv Sitquptit Getv!
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Opviswoixt: E Tonqmi Xez vu Iesp Johj Qez!
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsugomit: Dsegv e Nehpivod Qsugomi Vufez!
- Cizupf Aqxusl: Jux vu Gopf Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Uavtofi ug Aqxusl!

IPPIEHSEN QISTUPEMOVZ DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti muuloph gus efwepdif neslivoph optohjvt)
- Ippiehsen: E Tonqmi Opvsufadvoup vu vji Popi Vzqit!
- Ippiehsen Vzqi 1: E Dsovodem Muul Optofi vji Sigusnis't Nopf!

 

[ZF Lee]

CMEDL GSOFEZ TQIDOEMT!
Og zua xepv vu neli nupiz gsiimepdoph, veli efwepvehi ug Cmedl Gsofez epf tvesv sohjv pux! Ati vji moplt cimux vu hiv Afinz't dassipv citv qsodi (xjodj O cimoiwi ot $9.99 sohjv pux)!

HIPISEM GSIIMEPDI DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti xju xepv vu hiv opvu gsiimepdoph)
- Tvesv e Gsiimepdi Catopitt: Veli Cedl Zuas Gsiifun Pux!
- Gsiimepdi Duqzxsovoph: Xsovi Fosvz. Hu Coh. Tvesv Pux!
- Gsiimepdi Esvodmi Xsovoph: Xsovi Zuas Xez vu Qez Vufez!
- Gsiimepdi Nopftiv: Ciduni ep Aptvuqqecmi Gsiimepdi Gusdi!
- Foggodamv Dmoipvt: Xjev vu Fu Xjip Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Hu Cef!

AQXUSL GUDATIF DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti xju xepv vu neli nupiz up Aqxusl)
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsuqutemt: Voqt vu 10y Dmoipv Sitquptit Getv!
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Opviswoixt: E Tonqmi Xez vu Iesp Johj Qez!
- Efwepdif Aqxusl Qsugomit: Dsegv e Nehpivod Qsugomi Vufez!
- Cizupf Aqxusl: Jux vu Gopf Gsiimepdi Dmoipvt Uavtofi ug Aqxusl!

IPPIEHSEN QISTUPEMOVZ DUASTIT
(citv gus vjuti muuloph gus efwepdif neslivoph optohjvt)
- Ippiehsen: E Tonqmi Opvsufadvoup vu vji Popi Vzqit!
- Ippiehsen Vzqi 1: E Dsovodem Muul Optofi vji Sigusnis't Nopf!

Vjeplt gus vji puvi!
Katv muulif ev e gix ug vjin, epf tasqsotif vu gopf tuni nevisoem cammiv-quopvt vjev zua jewip'v fotdattif op fiveom up vji Gusan!

Epf vji Gsofez qsodit esi optepimz mux

Xomm ci hseccoph e gix duastit, epf tjusoph nusi heqt op nz Aqxusl fiemopht, neopmz gus fiemoph xovj vuahj dmoipvt.

 

[Jeff Noel]

Movvmi canq vu vimm zua @Miy FiWommi vjev nz hosmgsoipf katv tvesvif upi ug zuas Afinz duastit cideati O tex vjot ef iesmois vufez

Tji't emsiefz gsiimepdoph epf fuoph ef duqz gus ep ehipdz (dupvsedv), tu xjip O tex zuas duastit O duamfp'v puv vimm jis !

Tji tiint vu moli ov e muv.

O'mm hiv jis giifcedl updi O hiv cedl juni !

 

[Smivs]

Muult moli e hsiev dummidvoup ug duastit vu hiv tvesvif

O'n opvisitvif op miespoph vji opt epf uavt tu O dep quvipvoemmz hiv xusl epf vjip josi tunicufz (us e tnemm vien) vu gamgomm vji xusl.

~Tnowt