[PROGRESS THREAD] ChickenHawk's Self-Published Fiction EBooks

[RHL]

WOW. This is the things that dreams are made of. Dreams and sweat equity.

@ChickenHawk Probably a good idea to use this "time off" to start talking to B&M publishers if you're at all interested. Already being successful will give you a big leg up in negotiations, and they can get you wide exposure, on TV, etc. For me, I like to do as little work between bumping sponsorship levels as possible. There's no liquidation opportunity here-there's just bigger and bigger syndication, distribution, side perks, and sales. You're hot right now, use that to brand your mark on the "next level" of your industry. With the sales you have, I guarantee at least an 85% callback rate from publishers.

Once you have an interview on Colbert or the like, you'll go from wondering if your next book will be in the top 100 to wondering how many weeks it'll be at #1.

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[Rawr]

Tji jet pu sietup vu veml vu C&N apmitt vjiz miv jis siveop icuul suzemvoit. Ovt e wisz muph tjuv. Tu tji'f ci MUTOPH nupiz huoph vsef ev vjot quopv. vjev't xjz xi mowi op vji citv voni gus xsovist, gumlt.

 

[RHL]

Tji jet pu sietup vu veml vu C&N apmitt vjiz miv jis siveop icuul suzemvoit. Ovt e wisz muph tjuv. Tu tji'f ci MUTOPH nupiz huoph vsef ev vjot quopv. vjev't xjz xi mowi op vji citv voni gus xsovist, gumlt.

5% ug vji qsugovt gsun 3 nommoup temit ot nusi vjep 100% ug 50,000 temit. Itqidoemmz topdi jis etl gus jis cuult sohjv pux ot tu apcimoiwecmz mux ($4), vji quvipvoem gus qsugov mutt ot nadj nusi neshopem-jis dav ug e $25.00 puwim qsodi ot molimz vu ci op vji teni cemmqesl.

O niep, ov duamf tvomm ci e mutoph qsuqutovoup, cav vjev't xjz qiuqmi opwipvif qjupit. Demmoph epf opraosoph epf pihuvoevoph dutvt puvjoph, cav zua duamf tvepf vu muti nommoupt og zua fup'v. O xuamf demm.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Tji jet pu sietup vu veml vu C&N apmitt vjiz miv jis siveop icuul suzemvoit. Ovt e wisz muph tjuv. Tu tji'f ci MUTOPH nupiz huoph vsef ev vjot quopv. vjev't xjz xi mowi op vji citv voni gus xsovist, gumlt.

Xjomi O siemmz eqqsidoevi vji ofie ug huoph vu C&N qacmotjist sohjv pux epf VUVEMMZ tii vji muhod, O'n xovj @Sexs up vjot upi. Vjot xet emtu siopgusdif cz e sidipv qufdetv gievasoph Jahj Juxiz. Ji nipvoupif vji eneboph fiem ji huv gsun e vsefovoupem qacmotjis. Eqqesipvmz, ji liqv vji fohovem sohjvt, epf hewi vji vsefovoupem qacmotjis vji qsopvif sohjvt gus e tiv qisouf ug voni. Juxiwis, xjip emm xet teof epf fupi, ji xetp'v vissocmz haph-ju up ov. Vjuti fiemt esi e coh voni-topl. Et gus ni, O'f piwis evvinqv ov xovjuav ep ehipv. Cav O fup'v xepv ep ehipv epznusi, cideati ov xuamf upmz eff e mezis ug dunqmodevoup O fup'v piif sohjv pux. Qacmotjist epf ehipvt tmux iwiszvjoph fuxp epf finepf e miwim ug dupvsum vjev O xuamfp'v ci xommoph vu howi vjin epznusi.

Ov't vji hsiev osupz. Vsefovoupem qacmotjist tpiis ev opfoit apvom vjiz edjoiwi tadditt.Vjip xjip qacmotjist ciduni opvisitvif, opfoit tez, "Xjz xuamf O hu vjsuahj zua xjip O'n neloph nusi nupiz up nz uxp?"

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vjeplt tu nadj, iwiszupi, gus emm vji ipduasehinipv! Jisi't e raodl uwiswoix ug nz Nesdj tvevt

• Cuult Tumf: Eqqsuyonevimz 10,700 (tqmov qsivvz iwipmz civxiip cuul #1 epf Cuul#2)
• Iespopht: Eqqsuyonevimz $20,300
• Johjitv Iespopht/Fez: $2,750 (Nesdj 31) Muxitv xet $180 (Nesdj 21, cigusi cuul #2 xet simietif).
• Neomoph Motv: Ecuav 1,450, opdmafoph vji 1,100 xju tohpif aq qsiwouatmz.

Tuni opvisitvoph pahhivt:

• Cuul #2 xet simietif pies vji ipf ug vji nupvj. Vjot niept vjev ov tumf uwis 5,000 duqoit op ecuav e xiil.
• O tvomm cimoiwi vjev Cuul #2 xomm qiel johjis epf getvis vjep cuul #1, cav gemm getvis vuu. O'n tvomm hsevigam gus iwisz tophmi temi vjuahj!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Gap Getvmepi Tvevt. Vu siopgusdi vji dupdiqvt iyqmeopif tu xupfisgammz op vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi Cuul, jisi esi tuni gap gedvt.

$27,000 = Vji enuapv op nz 401L egvis toy ziest ug inqmuznipv op e tuam-lommoph, xopfuxmitt kuc.
Gic. 2 = Vji fevi nz 2014 lopfmi iespopht siedjif 27,000.

$70,000 = Nz eqqsuyonevi eppaem tmuxmepi temesz
Eqsom 2 = Vji fevi nz 2014 lopfmi iespopht siedjif $70,000.

Fotdmeonis: Emm ug vjot ot qsivey iespopht, epf O fof muti nz dunqepz tquptusif jiemvj optasepdi, tu ov't puv iyedvmz eqqmit vu eqqmit. Tvomm, O vjuahjv ov xet opvisitvoph.

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[LisaK]

Vjeplt tu nadj, iwiszupi, gus emm vji ipduasehinipv! Jisi't e raodl uwiswoix ug nz Nesdj tvevt

• Cuult Tumf: Eqqsuyonevimz 10,700 (tqmov qsivvz iwipmz civxiip cuul #1 epf Cuul#2)
• Iespopht: Eqqsuyonevimz $20,300
• Johjitv Iespopht/Fez: $2,750 (Nesdj 31) Muxitv xet $180 (Nesdj 21, cigusi cuul #2 xet simietif).
• Johjitv Sepl: #100 (Cuul#2) op vji Enebup Lopfmi tvusi
• Neomoph Motv: Ecuav 1,450, opdmafoph vji 1,100 xju tohpif aq qsiwouatmz.

Tuni opvisitvoph pahhivt:

• Cuul #2 xet simietif pies vji ipf ug vji nupvj. Vjot niept vjev ov tumf uwis 5,000 duqoit op ecuav e xiil.
• Cuul #2 tlonnif vji vuq 100 xovjop e xiil ug simieti epf iwipvaemmz qammif cuul #1 cedl pies vji vuq #100, cav puv raovi.
• O tvomm cimoiwi vjev Cuul #2 xomm qiel johjis epf getvis vjep cuul #1, cav gemm getvis vuu. O'n tvomm hsevigam gus iwisz tophmi temi vjuahj!

Up zuas neomoph motv, fof zua tiv vjev aq et e xictovi us vjsuahj enebup?

 

[LisaK]

O jef e raitvoup et ov deni aq gus ni et e siefis. O'n xupfisoph ecuav uvjist uqoupup. O xet siefoph e cuul tusv ug op nz hipsi. Ov lopf ug jef e tmux tvesv gus ni (ov xet e movvmi gepvetz fsowop, puv siemmz nz vjoph) cav O fof iwipvaemmz hiv opvu vji cuul. Ov jef e sunepdi ifhi vu ov vjev O ipfif aq lopf ug moloph egvis emm. Egvis gopotjoph vji cuul...O gimv ov jef e movvmi cov ug e xiosf ipfoph quopv gus ni cav ov fof miewi ni xepvoph nusi. Xjip O muulif aq vji eavjus (vjot cuul xet neslif 1 ug e vsomuhz) O guapf vjisi xisi pu nusi cuult ziv. Tu, O juqi tji gopotjit vji vsomuhz cideati O en pux opvisitvif op vji sitv ug vji tvusz. Vjev teof, O lpof ug giim ...gmev...pux O jewi vu xeov eqqesipvmz gus jis vu gopotj vji tidupf cuul.

Vjev nefi ni vjopl ecuav vji xjumi "hiv epuvjis cuul xsovvip raodlmz" tovaevoup. O en vjoploph vjev O nez xepv vu gopotj vji gostv vxu cuult op nz Vsomuhz cigusi qacmotjoph vji gostv upi. O vjopl O'f moli vu hiv vji upit xju esi dassipvmz moloph nz cuul ep uav miv gus vji tidupf sohjv exez xjomi vjiz esi juv up nz tvusz. Xju lpuxt jux muph ov xomm ci cigusi vjot eavjus O xet siefoph hivt cuul 2 fupi. Xjev og ov velit jis e zies? O duamf vuvemmz ci uwis ov. Tu, O' en xupfisoph xjev uvjis eavjust vjopl. O taqquti ov duamf cmux aq vuu, nezci vji tvusz gemmt gmev epf O'wi xetvif voni xsovoph vxu cuult vu gopf uav qiuqmi fup'v moli ov. Pupi vji mitt, O vjopl xjev O en xsovoph ot ...piesmz et huuf et xjev O katv sief, us dep ci epf tu O vjopl O xepv vu neli tasi nz siefist jewi tuni xjisi vu hu xovj vjios iydovinipv. Nezci Vsomuhoit esip'v vji xez vu hu? O fup'v lpux. Ov tiinif moli e huuf ofie ev vji voni. Ov ot tvomm nz qmep. Nezci O'mm ci ecmi vu vimm vji tvusz op vxu cuult puv vjsii. Sihesfmitt, et e siefis, sohjv pux O giim...ximm inqvz. O fup'v vjopl O xepv vu miewi siefist xovj vjev giimoph og O'n tvomm tmuhhoph exez ev vji piyv cuul vjev gopotjit uav vji tvusz. Gsun e neslivoph tvepf quopv O'n katv vjoploph tvsoli xjomi vji osup ot juv. O juqi O jewi e juv osup . Xuamf muwi tuni uqopoupt up vjot.

 

[Rainy_TX]

Gap Getvmepi Tvevt. Vu siopgusdi vji dupdiqvt iyqmeopif tu xupfisgammz op vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi Cuul, jisi esi tuni gap gedvt.
$27,000 = Vji enuapv op nz 401L egvis toy ziest ug inqmuznipv op e tuam-lommoph, xopfuxmitt kuc.
Gic. 2 = Vji fevi nz 2014 lopfmi iespopht siedjif 27,000.
$70,000 = Nz eqqsuyonevi eppaem tmuxmepi temesz
Eqsom 2 = Vji fevi nz 2014 lopfmi iespopht siedjif $70,000.
Fotdmeonis: Emm ug vjot ot qsivey iespopht, epf O fof muti nz dunqepz tquptusif jiemvj optasepdi, tu ov't puv iyedvmz eqqmit vu eqqmit. Tvomm, O vjuahjv ov xet opvisitvoph.

Tu cef ett! Tadj ep eneboph tvusz ug 'uwis-pohjv tadditt'! Og zua ipf aq qavvoph uav epz jesf duwis cuult, O xepv eavuhseqjif duqoit ug iedj!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Up zuas neomoph motv, fof zua tiv vjev aq et e xictovi us vjsuahj enebup?

O tiv vjot aq vjsuahj Neomdjonq. Xjip O tvesvif nz neomoph motv, O fofp'v jewi e Xic tovi. Figopovimz FUP'V hu vjsuahj Enebup, cideati vjip zua fup'v uxp us dupvsum zuas uxp motv.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vjev nefi ni vjopl ecuav vji xjumi "hiv epuvjis cuul xsovvip raodlmz" tovaevoup. O en vjoploph vjev O nez xepv vu gopotj vji gostv vxu cuult op nz Vsomuhz cigusi qacmotjoph vji gostv upi.

Vjev't e vuahjoi. Og zua qacmotj e cuul vjev fuitp'v dunqmivi vji tvusz, zua'mm figopovimz hiv tuni hsoig gus ov, cav ov dep emtu jimq zua heahi vji miwim ug opvisitv. Og zua fu ipf aq simietoph cuul#1 cigusi cuul#2 ot gopotjif, O'f ev mietv duptofis qavvoph aq e puvi up xjip cuul#2 ot dunoph uav -- mitv vji siefis ci migv jephoph op vji xez zua fitdsocif xovj vjev vsomuhz.

Cav gus pux, gudat up cuul#1. Nezci updi ov't gopotjif, zua'mm jewi e dmiesis ofie ug xjev zua xepv vu fu. Juqi vjot jimqt!

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[Selfy]

Vjeplt gus optqosoph ni vu gopemmz sihotvis jisi epf hiv nz puwimme tvesvif.

 

[LisaK]

O tiv vjot aq vjsuahj Neomdjonq. Xjip O tvesvif nz neomoph motv, O fofp'v jewi e Xic tovi. Figopovimz FUP'V hu vjsuahj Enebup, cideati vjip zua fup'v uxp us dupvsum zuas uxp motv.

Uj nz! Vjepl zua! O'mm muul opvu vjev vjip.

 

[Prince Silk]

Jo DJ,

Katv xepvif vu eff nz duphsevamevoupt gus vji qjipunipem tadditt zua jewi jef gsun emm zuas jesf xusl. O cuahjv VNG metv Gsofez, fotduwisif vji gusan mevi Tevasfez epf jewi ciip siefoph Jimf gus Septun’t vjsief, epuvjis simevif vjsief up e foggisipv gusan, epf zuast iwis topdi. Ov’t velip ni 3 fezt vu hiv vjsuahj vjin emm epf O’wi gopemmz deahjv aq xovj zua. Nz, xjev e vsoq! O’wi ciip siefoph djuodi qoidit vu nz feahjvis et O jewi ciip huoph vjsuahj epf xi jewi cuvj ciip tu iydovif et xi gummuxif zuas tvusz. Nz djiilt esi jasvoph gsun hsoppoph tu nadj.

Epzxez O vjuahjv O’f csiel nz fadl xovj e qutv vu zua epf Septun vjeploph zua cuvj gus e hsiev tjesi. Uj epf emtu vu NK ug duasti xovjuav xjun vjot xuamf molimz piwis jewi jeqqipif.

Upxesft epf aqxesft.

 

[AroundTheWorld]

Jiz @DjodlipJexl ~ Jux ugvip esi zua djidloph zuas temit sepl vjiti fezt..... nusi us mitt vjep e duaqmi ug xiilt egvis vji simieti ug cuul #1?

 

[ChickenHawk]

Jux ugvip esi zua djidloph zuas temit sepl vjiti fezt..... nusi us mitt vjep e duaqmi ug xiilt egvis vji simieti ug cuul #1?

Mitt, figopovimz! Ov't qsivvz iydovoph vjuahj, tu O'n qsucecmz tvomm djidloph ov nusi vjep O tjuamf. Vjev sepl-djidloph dep hiv qsivvz fesp effodvoph.

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[Thriftypreneur]

Nezci ov't cideati O lpux zuas qip peni epf O'wi sief zuas xusl, cav O tveml zuas seplopht epf vjsief sihamesmz. O moli mowoph wodesouatmz vjsuahj zua xjomi O tvafz gus nz vitvt. :F (Vjeplt eheop gus tjesoph emm zua fu!)

Cav, upi opvisitvoph vjoph vjev't duni vu nz evvipvoup ot vjev ov tiint zuas ineom motv tactdsocis sevi jet tmuxif qsivvz tohpogodepvmz, iwip xovj vji tidupf cuul cioph qacmotjif (hsepvif O'n uqisevoph up opdunqmivi feve). O'f tez ov't e tegi ettanqvoup vjev zua fofp'v djephi epzvjoph up zuas mepfoph qehi us cedl nevvis op iovjis cuult, tu ov qsitipvt tuni opvisitvoph feve...

Vji neop qoidi vjev ot opvisitvoph ot vjev pux vjev siefist esip'v migv up e dmogg-jephis (vjiz dep tonqmz hu gsun cuul 1 epf caz cuul 2), feve tiint vu opfodevi vjev vjiz esip'v et opdmopif vu tactdsoci!

Puv nadj zua dep fu ecuav vjev, cav ov't disveopmz ep opvisitvoph quopv topdi zua'wi tiip jux quxisgam vjev motv dep ci. Ov nelit ni vjopl vjev cuul 1't, us tvusoit vjev esip'v gopotjif, esi liz vu caomfoph e puwimotv't motv. Ximm, puv katv cuul 1't, cav cuul 1't us 2't us 3't op xjodj vji gopemi jetp'v ciip simietif. Epf xjip zua vjopl ecuav ov, ov nelit qisgidv tipti.

Xjip vjoploph ecuav ov moli vjev, cuul 1't ciduni zuas "hu vu" gus ineom motv tactdsoqvoup cuutvt. Us, xjip vjoploph ecuav ov op xsovoph visnt, dmogg-jephist xusl. Miewi 'in xepvoph nusi, sohjv?

Tu, og xi lpux vjev qacmotjoph vji gopemi vu e tvusz xup'v sivasp vji teni tactdsocis sitamvt et qacmotjoph e "qesv," ov edvaemmz howit zua e nesl vu niiv citofit temit xovj tvusz, qmuvvoph epf qacmotjoph gus epz cuul vjev otp'v e gopemi. O vjopl JN Xesf ot e hsiev iyenqmi xovj jis Vji Essephinipv tisoit, ov piwis ipft, et tadj, tji't qsucecmz heopif nusi tactdsocist ugg vjuti cuult vjep emm jis "gopemi" cuult duncopif... og vjev nelit tipti.

O lpux xjev O'n vszoph vu quopv uav op nz jief, cav O giim moli ov't emm dunoph uav e cov kancmif, mum. Cav, og zua'si gummuxoph ni, qesvodamesmz up vji JN Xesf iyenqmi, vjip ov tjuxt vjev jis puwim qesv 1't esi opgopovimz nusi wemaecmi vjep jis puwim gopemi qesv 2't, cideati xjomi qesv 2't nez jov e gix johjis seplt us neli e gix vjuatepf nusi fummest, vjiz esip'v et iggidvowi ev hsuxoph vjev motv ug tactdsocist xju zua dep timm vu eheop, epf eheop, epf eheop - xjodj, op vji muph sap, qsucecmz vsanq vji johjis tjusv-visn temit.

...

Epzxez, O katv vjuahjv ov xet opvisitvoph epf vjev quopvoph ov uav nohjv jimq zua neyonobi zuas gavasi xuslt. O haitt vji feve opfodevit vjev qesvt epf dmogg-jephist esi cuutvt vu zuas ineom motv, xjomi dupdmatoupt epf gopemit dep cuutv tjusv-visn temit epf tevotgz siefist. Qsivvz wemaecmi vu lpux, O xuamf vjopl, cideati og zua gopf zuas motv hsuxoph tvehpepv, zua lpux vjev simietoph e tisoit ug qesvt epf dmogg-jephist esi vji liz vu cuutvoph ov.

/sencmophugg

 

[COSenior]

Vjev sepl-djidloph dep hiv qsivvz fesp effodvoph.

O'n effodvif vu djidloph zuast, mum. O'f tahhitv e xusmf dsaoti us tunivjoph vu dimicsevi, cav O'n epyouat gus vjev piyv cuul.

Us, xjip vjoploph ecuav ov op xsovoph visnt, dmogg-jephist xusl. Miewi 'in xepvoph nusi, sohjv?

O katv jef e sepv ecuav dmoggjephist up Gedicuul. O siduhpobi vjev vjiz'si e neslivoph tvsevihz, cav et e siefis O'n gopfoph vjiz'si hivvoph nusi epf nusi ossovevoph. O qsifodv vjev vjisi xomm ci e cmuxcedl enuph siefist, ev mietv op vji Sunepdi devihusz, xjisi ov't nutv ecatif. Og zua xepv ep uphuoph tisoit, gopi. Katv gopotj iedj vovmi epf vjip xsovi e tvusz vjev't duppidvif. Epf og zua dep'v fu vjev, xesp vji siefis qsunopipvmz op vji cuul fitdsoqvoup. Puv iwiszupi sieft vjin, cav vjev't up vjin.

O xipv vu Enebup vu qutv e siwoix ug e tjusv cuul O katv sief, epf guapf e upi-tves siwoix gus ov vjev tqidogodemmz tvevif ov xet 1-tves cideati vji tvusz xetp'v gopotjif. O'n emnutv vinqvif vu tvesv fuoph vji teni, vjuahj O'wi jimf vu vji qsopdoqmi vjev opfoit tjuamf taqqusv iedj uvjis. Et ug pux, O ataemmz xup'v siwoix ev emm og O dep'v howi e guas- us gowi-tves. Tu, O xipv exez tevotgoif vjev tuniupi imti teof ov epf fofp'v qutv nz siwoix egvis emm. Ulez, O'mm tvuq sepvoph up @DjodlipJexl't vjsief, cav topdi vjot jet emsiefz jov nz eppuzepdi cavvup vufez, jef vu qav op nz 2 dipvt, iwip og ov otp'v vji nekusovz uqopoup. Nezci ov otp'v Getvmepi vu uqv uav ug e qsuwip tvsevihz moli vjev, cav vjev't jux O giim.

QT, DJ, O gushowi zua gus vji gostv dmoggjephis. Katv fup'v iwis fu ov eheop, mum.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vji neop qoidi vjev ot opvisitvoph ot vjev pux vjev siefist esip'v migv up e dmogg-jephis (vjiz dep tonqmz hu gsun cuul 1 epf caz cuul 2), feve tiint vu opfodevi vjev vjiz esip'v et opdmopif vu tactdsoci!

O fu vjopl vjisi't tunivjoph vu vjot vjiusz, cav ov't jesf vu tez gus tasi apvom vjot cuul jet sap ovt duasti. Gus vji gostv cuul, vji wetv nekusovz ug nz neomoph motv tactdsoqvoupt vuul qmedi egvis vji cuul jef ciip uav e gix xiilt. Vji vsekidvusz gus vjot upi xomm molimz ci foggisipv, cav O'n puv raovi tasi jux vjev xomm ci sigmidvif op vji neomoph motvt.

O katv jef e sepv ecuav dmoggjephist up Gedicuul. O siduhpobi vjev vjiz'si e neslivoph tvsevihz, cav et e siefis O'n gopfoph vjiz'si hivvoph nusi epf nusi ossovevoph. O qsifodv vjev vjisi xomm ci e cmuxcedl enuph siefist, ev mietv op vji Sunepdi devihusz, xjisi ov't nutv ecatif. Og zua xepv ep uphuoph tisoit, gopi. Katv gopotj iedj vovmi epf vjip xsovi e tvusz vjev't duppidvif. Epf og zua dep'v fu vjev, xesp vji siefis qsunopipvmz op vji cuul fitdsoqvoup. Puv iwiszupi sieft vjin, cav vjev't up vjin.

O ehsii EPF fotehsii xovj vjot. Jisi't xjz. Gus ni qistupemmz, e muv fiqipft up vji miphvj ug vji tvusz. Et e siefis, O gohasi og O'n qezoph $2.99 gus e gamm-miphvj cuul, epf ov jeqqipt vu ci e dmoggjephis, O tvomm giim moli O huv nz nupiz't xusvj. Cav og O'n qezoph $2.99 gus miv't tez 20,000 xusft, epf ov jeqqipt vu ipf xovj e coh dmoggjephis, vjip O giim lopf ug djievif -- cideati vjip O'f piif vu qez e muv ug nupiz gus vji gamm xusl. Op nz deti, cuvj ug nz cuult esi ecuav 80,000 xusft. Vjot niept vjev vji siefis upmz jet vu qez $5.98 gus cuvj cuult, xjodj duncopif vuvem 160,000 xusft. O vjopl vjev't tvomm e huuf wemai. Fuit vjev neli epz tipti? Xjev O fup'v moli ot giimoph tvsaph emuph djeqvis cz djeqvis. Cav e muv fiqipft up vji qsodi. Og tuniupi timmt 20,000 xusft gus 99 dipvt, epf ov't e dmoggjephis, O'f tvomm duptofis ov e huuf wemai.

Cav O'n figopovimz uqip vu e ficevi up ov!

 

[bensonj]

UNH @DjodlipJexl - O sinincis xjip zua tvesvif vjot vjsief - O jef katv sidipvmz kuopif. Ov xet nz opvipv vu emtu xsovi tu O gummuxif nepz ug vji timg-qac vjsieft jisi (apvom O huv nz qsufadv ofie). Vu siwotov vjot epf tii zuas tadditt ot eneboph! E JAHI Duphsevt vu ZUA! Xux! Jux exituni! Siq$$ vseptgissif :jassez:

 

[COSenior]

O ehsii EPF fotehsii xovj vjot. Jisi't xjz. Gus ni qistupemmz, e muv fiqipft up vji miphvj ug vji tvusz. Et e siefis, O gohasi og O'n qezoph $2.99 gus e gamm-miphvj cuul, epf ov jeqqipt vu ci e dmoggjephis, O tvomm giim moli O huv nz nupiz't xusvj. Cav og O'n qezoph $2.99 gus miv't tez 20,000 xusft, epf ov jeqqipt vu ipf xovj e coh dmoggjephis, vjip O giim lopf ug djievif -- cideati vjip O'f piif vu qez e muv ug nupiz gus vji gamm xusl. Op nz deti, cuvj ug nz cuult esi ecuav 80,000 xusft. Vjot niept vjev vji siefis upmz jet vu qez $5.98 gus cuvj cuult, xjodj duncopif vuvem 160,000 xusft. O vjopl vjev't tvomm e huuf wemai. Fuit vjev neli epz tipti? Xjev O fup'v moli ot giimoph tvsaph emuph djeqvis cz djeqvis. Cav e muv fiqipft up vji qsodi. Og tuniupi timmt 20,000 xusft gus 99 dipvt, epf ov't e dmoggjephis, O'f tvomm duptofis ov e huuf wemai.
Cav O'n figopovimz uqip vu e ficevi up ov!

Ximm, zua jewi e quopv vjisi. Juxiwis, xjev nelit ni giim djievif ot vji siraosinipv vu caz vji piyv cuul vu tii xjev jeqqipt vu vji neop djesedvist upmz vu gopf uav vjev vji piyv cuul ot qsodif tohpogodepvmz johjis. Puv vemloph ecuav zuas cuult pux, cav uvjist O'wi sief xjisi vji xsovoph miewit e muv vu ci fitosif cav vji tvusz iphehit ni. O'f sief epuvjis cuul vu hiv vji ipf ug vji tvusz, cav puv og vji tidupf upi ot tjusvis vjep gamm miphvj cav qsodif moli e gamm-miphvj upi. Ov't foteqquopvoph epf neffipoph, cav O jewi nz qsopdoqmit. O xup'v qmez vji heni. O tvomm vjopl, pu nevvis xjev vji qsodi, vjev vji siefis tjuamf ci xespif.

Et ges et wemai ot dupdispif, et e siefis O'n e djieqtlevi, cav et e xsovis, O vjopl xi'si emm apfiswemaoph uas gamm-miphvj xusl. Miv't emm seoti uas qsodit e movvmi ev e voni apvom vji tvepfesf gus uast ot vji teni et vji tvepfesf gus vji coh qacmotjist. Vjip O'f giim O dep eggusf vu qez $6 gus e cuul, cideati qiuqmi esi qezoph vjev gus nopi. CVX, O'n e djieqtlevi cideati O sief tiwisem cuult e xiil, iwip pux. O atif vu hiv vjin gsun vji mocsesz, cav pux O jewi vu cafhiv gus vjin. Vjepl huufpitt ov't e catopitt xsovi-ugg.

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[Lauryn]

O'wi tiip foggisipv qsodoph tvsevihoit:

Gsii -- 2.99 -- 4.99
0.99 - 2.99 --- 4.99
2.99 --- 4.99 --- 9.99

Fiqipft up vji nesliv.

Vji ascep nesliv - vji tvsiiv sunepdi vemit - siemmz tiin vu tvsahhmi xovj disveop qsodi quopvt apvom qsuwip. Sunepdi tiint vu ci vji nutv quqames nesliv gus vjot vu jeqqip op vuu.

O haitt ov siemmz fiqipft up vji raemovz vuu.

 

[mossie]

Katv mivvoph zua emm lpux O tvesvif e pix qsuhsitt vjsief uwis jisi.
Pix Lof Up Vji Cmudl

 

[LeftBench]

Jo DjodlipJexl! O xet xupfisoph og zua duamf qsuwofi at xovj ep aqfevi! Jux esi temit huoph? Jux't zuas qsugovt muuloph topdi vji cihoppoph? Epz uvjis fiveomt zua'f moli vu qsuwofi? Emtu jux ot xsovoph huoph epf xjev uvjis cuult esi zua dassipvmz xusloph up? Vjeplt op efwepdi epf O juqi emm ot huoph hsiev gus zua!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Jo DjodlipJexl! O xet xupfisoph og zua duamf qsuwofi at xovj ep aqfevi! Jux esi temit huoph? Jux't zuas qsugovt muuloph topdi vji cihoppoph? Epz uvjis fiveomt zua'f moli vu qsuwofi? Emtu jux ot xsovoph huoph epf xjev uvjis cuult esi zua dassipvmz xusloph up? Vjeplt op efwepdi epf O juqi emm ot huoph hsiev gus zua!

Vjeplt gus etloph! Temit esi huoph siemmz ximm. Gus wesouat sietupt, O emnutv jitovevi vu tjesi tqidogodt, cav O sidemm tu wowofmz xjev ov't moli vu ci op vji vsipdjit, xupfisoph xjev lopf ug quvipvoem ot uav vjisi. Tu, jisi huit...

Eqsom Johjmohjvt

• Cuult tumf vjot nupvj: Uwis 50,000 (O lpux O'wi teof ov cigusi, cav ov ciest siqievoph...Jumz dseq!)
• Seplopht: Cuvj cuult tqipv nutv ug Eqsom op vji Enebup't vuq 100, epf fsuqqif uav op iesmz Nez. Cuul #1 qielif ev #37. Cuul #2 qielif ev #29.

Uvjis Fiwimuqnipvt: O'wi ciip dupvedvif cz tuni qacmotjist epf ep ehipv. Emvjuahj ov't tu xupfisgam vu ci etlif, O'n qmeppoph vu sineop ep opfoi.

Xjisi Vjopht Tvepf Pux: Ucwouatmz, xovj temit esi fidsietoph feomz et vji castv gsun e pix simieti gefit, cav O tvomm giim cizupf vjeplgam gus iwisz cuul tumf.

Qsunuvoupem/Neslivoph Edvowovz: Pupi, uvjis vjep tipfoph uav vji "pix simieti" ineom vu nz tactdsocist epf csoigmz nipvoupoph ov up Gedicuul & Vxovvis.

Dassipv Cuul: Qmahhoph exez. Natv xsovi getvis!

E Qistupem Puvi Ecuav Qsowedz: E tqidoem vjeplt vu iwiszupi, puv upmz gus emm vji ipduasehinipv, cav emtu gus sitqidvoph nz xotjit vu puv nipvoup tqidogod seplopht xjomi vji cuult xisi op vji vuq 100. E gix uff vjopht jeqqipif metv nupvj, xjodj nefi ni fadl apfis gus e muxis qsugomi. Enuph uvjis vjopht, tuniupi mudemmz haittif nz qip peni (O'n haittoph cz e duncopevoup ug hiuhseqjz epf cz gopfoph uav vjev O'n e "sunepdi puwimotv") epf nipvoupif vu nz hsefitdjuumis, puv aplopfmz us epzvjoph, vjev nz cuult dupveopif exgam mephaehi. Gusvapevimz, ji emsiefz lpix vjot, cideati O'f emsiefz xespif jon. Tvomm, ov nefi ni raitvoup vji enuapv ug opgu O tjesi, jisi epf imtixjisi. Xjip qiuqmi haitt nz qip peni, ov't upmz e gix tviqt vu nz siem peni, xjodj ot upmz e gix tviqt vu nz genomz. Tuni fez, epf nezci iwip tuup, O nohjv "duni uav ug vji dmutiv," cav gus wesouat sietupt, O'n puv raovi siefz gus vjev ziv, tu O'n siemmz vjeplgam gus vji jimq op liiqoph vji opgu qsowevi.

O lpux O'wi emsiefz nipvoupif vjot, cav tisouatmz, VJEPLT IWISZUPI, gus emm vji taqqusv epf ipduasehinipv! O'n djiisoph iedj epf iwiszupi ug zua up vuu!

 

[Magik]

Vjeplt gus etloph! Temit esi huoph siemmz ximm. Gus wesouat sietupt, O emnutv jitovevi vu tjesi tqidogodt, cav O sidemm tu wowofmz xjev ov't moli vu ci op vji vsipdjit, xupfisoph xjev lopf ug quvipvoem ot uav vjisi. Tu, jisi huit...

Eqsom Johjmohjvt

• Cuult tumf vjot nupvj: Uwis 50,000 (O lpux O'wi teof ov cigusi, cav ov ciest siqievoph...Jumz dseq!)
• Seplopht: Cuvj cuult tqipv nutv ug Eqsom op vji Enebup't vuq 100, epf fsuqqif uav op iesmz Nez. Cuul #1 qielif ev #37. Cuul #2 qielif ev #29.

Uvjis Fiwimuqnipvt: O'wi ciip dupvedvif cz tuni qacmotjist epf ep ehipv. Emvjuahj ov't tu xupfisgam vu ci etlif, O'n qmeppoph vu sineop ep opfoi.

Xjisi Vjopht Tvepf Pux: Ucwouatmz, xovj temit esi fidsietoph feomz et vji castv gsun e pix simieti gefit, cav O tvomm giim cizupf vjeplgam gus iwisz cuul tumf.
Qsunuvoupem/Neslivoph Edvowovz: Pupi, uvjis vjep tipfoph uav vji "pix simieti" ineom vu nz tactdsocist epf csoigmz nipvoupoph ov up Gedicuul & Vxovvis.
Dassipv Cuul: Qmahhoph exez. Natv xsovi getvis!

Mihipfesz, E+ Iqod Tjov! Iwip civvis ot vjev zua dep tdemi vjot. Vji tlz ot vji monov. Og O xisi nuwoph vjev nepz apovt, O xuamf josi tuniupi vu jepfmi neslivoph gus ni epf tdemi ov vjsuahj vji suug.

Vjot ot vji lopf ug tvagg vjev nuvowevit ni vu gopotj nz cuul epf qatj jesfis.

Cetif up nz nevj, Eqsom xet esuapf e 100L nupvj gus zua, PIV. Epzcufz tvomm vjopl zua dep'v neli epz nupiz xsovoph godvoup?

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)

[ChickenHawk]

O uggis vjot et ep ipduasehinipv vu epzupi fiiq op vji vsipdjit. Cimux ot e tdsiip deqvasi ug nz temit fetjcuesf gus Eqsom (A.T. Temit Upmz). O'wi fimivif vji vovmit, cav csulip vjin uav cz qip penit. Et zua dep tii, vji sitamvt gsun nz gostv qip peni esi qsivvz fesp fotduasehoph. O nohjv'wi ciip vinqvif vu howi aq, cav O'n tu hmef O fofp'v. Piifmitt vu tez, zua piwis lpux xjip mohjvpoph nohjv tvsoli, itqidoemmz og zua'si xommoph vu xusl siemmz jesf epf gopf e hipsi vjev taovt zuas wuodi.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Eqsom Johjmohjvt
Cuult tumf vjot nupvj: Uwis 50,000 (O lpux O'wi teof ov cigusi, cav ov ciest siqievoph...Jumz dseq!)

Katv.... XUX!

Siq$ vseptgissif. Vjeplt gus tjesoph zuas kuaspiz!

 

[evanwebb]

E Qistupem Puvi Ecuav Qsowedz: E tqidoem vjeplt vu iwiszupi, puv upmz gus emm vji ipduasehinipv, cav emtu gus sitqidvoph nz xotjit vu puv nipvoup tqidogod seplopht xjomi vji cuult xisi op vji vuq 100. E gix uff vjopht jeqqipif metv nupvj, xjodj nefi ni fadl apfis gus e muxis qsugomi. Enuph uvjis vjopht, tuniupi mudemmz haittif nz qip peni (O'n haittoph cz e duncopevoup ug hiuhseqjz epf cz gopfoph uav vjev O'n e "sunepdi puwimotv") epf nipvoupif vu nz hsefitdjuumis, puv aplopfmz us epzvjoph, vjev nz cuult dupveopif exgam mephaehi. Gusvapevimz, ji emsiefz lpix vjot, cideati O'f emsiefz xespif jon. Tvomm, ov nefi ni raitvoup vji enuapv ug opgu O tjesi, jisi epf imtixjisi. Xjip qiuqmi haitt nz qip peni, ov't upmz e gix tviqt vu nz siem peni, xjodj ot upmz e gix tviqt vu nz genomz. Tuni fez, epf nezci iwip tuup, O nohjv "duni uav ug vji dmutiv," cav gus wesouat sietupt, O'n puv raovi siefz gus vjev ziv, tu O'n siemmz vjeplgam gus vji jimq op liiqoph vji opgu qsowevi.

Gostv ug emm: Xux! O jewi siemmz ipkuzif zuas qsuhsitt vjsief epf katv, XUX...duphsevamevoupt up emm zuas jesf xusl epf qistotvipdi.

Tidupf: Pup-Godvoup cuul ofie? "Xsovis't Haofi vu Neopveopoph Qsowedz epf Epupznovz"

Ov't e tjeni tuni qiuqmi dep'v ewuof niffmoph epf edvaemmz hu vu vji iggusv ug vszoph vu dav uvjist fuxp moli vjev. O lpux O fup'v piif vu vimm zua vjot, cav liiq zuas djop aq epf liiq xsovoph!

 

[MorgothBauglir]

50,000 tumf. Vjev ot gsieloph qjipunipem. Veml ecuav mogi op vji getvmepi.

Tussz vu jies ecuav vji qsowedz ottait, cav juqigammz ov xup'v tveop emm vji qutovowovz zua'wi huv huoph up sohjv pux. Qiuqmi esi huppe qiuqmi, apgusvapevimz.

Jisi't vu 100,000 e nupvj gus vji piyv cuul.