BADLY Describe Your Profession...

[MJ DeMarco]

Badly explain your profession

Well right about now I feel like a lunch room mom who is trying to maintain order in the cafeteria.

 

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[Scot]

I sell drugs out of the back of my car. Butt drugs.

 

[JAJT]

I rip up really awesome artwork and resell it.

 

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[Scot]

hey i just want you to know no one appreciates your comments and if thats you in your profile pic you look rather fat and stupid -- revenge is sweet

You do realize that that picture isn’t him right...?

Like, it’s a random picture of a guy from the 80’s...

 

[c_morris]

Talented
Retail
And
Pricing
Professional
Extraordinaire
Dammit!

 

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[BrooklynHustle]

 

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[G-Man]

I measure what other people actually do. I'm a paid armchair quarterback.

 

[GatsbyMag]

I give you tens and thousands of pieces of paper in exchange for one piece of paper.


- student

 

[MidwestLandlord]

I sell the most valuable worthless product on the planet.

 

[BradD]

well who cares he's mean to me

I had lunch w/ @JAJT over the weekend.. if you think he's bad here, the guy's a monster in person- I apologized to the poor waitress 6x

However, I found him to be quite handsome- like a modern day Paul Newman

 

[Hyrum]

I sell products to people who don't use them and give advice to people who ignore it.

 

[Argue]

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[maverick]

I WORK WITH MODELS EVERYDAY. XLSX MODELS.

 

[Raoul Duke]

I got that uncut raw to make a fiend's body jerk
Got your whole block now, pumpin my work​

 

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[Dunkafelics]

CONTROLLED BY FEAR ... ON BOTH SIDES​

 

[ahartley]

I convince people to hurtle themselves thousands of feet into the air behind a 6-foot blender.

 

[ChangeYourMind]

I use slowlane methods to make other companies more fastlane.

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[Argue]

 

[BrooklynHustle]

I got that uncut raw to make a fiend's body jerk
Got your whole block now, pumpin my work​

 

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[Guest24480]

I point out obvious problems to people who have 10x as much experience in the field as I do

 

[Argue]

well who cares he's mean to me

1. You’re breaking forum rules.

2. Good job on derailing the thread.

 

[BrooklynHustle]

I sell the most valuable worthless product on the planet.

lmao

 

[happybhoy]

Old job - I Take 5 years to get rid of a single plant which makes property un-sellable if it is within 7 metres of the boundary.

Business - I give thousands of Dollars of other peoples money to the fifth richest man on earth every single day.

 

[Supercar]

I burn gas and tires, and try to crash cars that my employer makes. Last week I taught a new guy how to roll over and destroy a big truck. Unfortunately, I forgot to exit it before I let him loose.

At night I price gouge the kids and the elderly by selling them overpriced leftover car parts. They buy them because they can't drive or even sell their cars without them.

 

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[luniac]

i used to help people sue each other more conveniently.

 

[BrooklynHustle]

i used to help people sue each other more conveniently.

 

[p0stscript]

I use to wash hundreds of pots in a big sink so they could be put in a dishwasher to make them even cleaner.

 

[journeyman]

I spend hard-raised funds to answer scientific questions no one asked OR needs the answer to, while generating tons of non-recyclable waste in the process.

 

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[Readerly]

I chase the future, thinking hapiness will be delivered on arrival.

 

[ZF Lee]

I put up tripwires in alleyways, get people to trip and fall into big puddles of black sticky mud, and they give me money.

Some like the black sticky mud, and come back to trip and fall some more!

I give you tens and thousands of pieces of paper in exchange for one piece of paper.


- student

Another way of looking at it might be:

'I fill in 50 correct answers, write some fake feel-good essays on assumptions and falsehoods, in order to get a paper that qualifies me to earn enough to live in a cramped studio apartment besieged by traffic, losers and loans.

 

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