O/T: FUNNY BADLY Describe Your Profession...

[BrooklynHustle]

 

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[Argue]

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[Argue]

 

[Raoul Duke]

I got that uncut raw to make a fiend's body jerk
Got your whole block now, pumpin my work​

 

[Dunkafelics]

CONTROLLED BY FEAR ... ON BOTH SIDES​

 

[Scot]

I sell drugs out of the back of my car. Butt drugs.

 

[JAJT]

I rip up really awesome artwork and resell it.

 

[Tanishatheangel]

I rip up really awesome artwork and resell it.

hey i just want you to know no one appreciates your comments and if thats you in your profile pic you look rather fat and stupid -- revenge is sweet

 

[Scot]

hey i just want you to know no one appreciates your comments and if thats you in your profile pic you look rather fat and stupid -- revenge is sweet

You do realize that that picture isn’t him right...?

Like, it’s a random picture of a guy from the 80’s...

 

[Tanishatheangel]

You do realize that that picture isn’t him right...?

Like, it’s a random picture of a guy from the 80’s...

well who cares he's mean to me

 

[G-Man]

I measure what other people actually do. I'm a paid armchair quarterback.

 

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[Argue]

well who cares he's mean to me

1. You’re breaking forum rules.

2. Good job on derailing the thread.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Badly explain your profession

Well right about now I feel like a lunch room mom who is trying to maintain order in the cafeteria.

 

[BradD]

well who cares he's mean to me

I had lunch w/ @JAJT over the weekend.. if you think he's bad here, the guy's a monster in person- I apologized to the poor waitress 6x

However, I found him to be quite handsome- like a modern day Paul Newman

 

[Readerly]

I chase the future, thinking hapiness will be delivered on arrival.

 

[Readerly]

I make stuff up and try to convince people it's legit.

 

[ahartley]

I convince people to hurtle themselves thousands of feet into the air behind a 6-foot blender.

 

[GatsbyMag]

I give you tens and thousands of pieces of paper in exchange for one piece of paper.


- student

 

[cmor16]

Talented
Retail
And
Pricing
Professional
Extraordinaire
Dammit!

 

[MidwestLandlord]

I sell the most valuable worthless product on the planet.

 

[BrooklynHustle]

I sell the most valuable worthless product on the planet.

lmao

 

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[BrooklynHustle]

I got that uncut raw to make a fiend's body jerk
Got your whole block now, pumpin my work​

 

[ChangeYourMind]

I use slowlane methods to make other companies more fastlane.

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[Guest24480]

I point out obvious problems to people who have 10x as much experience in the field as I do

 

[ZF Lee]

I put up tripwires in alleyways, get people to trip and fall into big puddles of black sticky mud, and they give me money.

Some like the black sticky mud, and come back to trip and fall some more!

I give you tens and thousands of pieces of paper in exchange for one piece of paper.


- student

Another way of looking at it might be:

'I fill in 50 correct answers, write some fake feel-good essays on assumptions and falsehoods, in order to get a paper that qualifies me to earn enough to live in a cramped studio apartment besieged by traffic, losers and loans.

 

[happybhoy]

Old job - I Take 5 years to get rid of a single plant which makes property un-sellable if it is within 7 metres of the boundary.

Business - I give thousands of Dollars of other peoples money to the fifth richest man on earth every single day.

 

[maverick]

I WORK WITH MODELS EVERYDAY. XLSX MODELS.

 

[Xeon]

Btw, @BrooklynHustle , do you currently have a business? Just curious, because I see you posting stuff in this section of the forum all the time (I appreciate it though!)

 

[Hyrum]

I sell products to people who don't use them and give advice to people who ignore it.

 

[Paul Schuyler]

C- its collaborative. There multiple random stakeholders who can direct outcome.
E- a dime a dozen, despite the 15 years it takes to become one of us.
N- we create an uber expensive product for a niche market once every 25-75 years.
T- 110% of your time until death, in exchange for a modest fee.
S- every effort is a one-off.