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BrooklynHustle

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hey i just want you to know no one appreciates your comments and if thats you in your profile pic you look rather fat and stupid -- revenge is sweet :)

You do realize that that picture isn’t him right...?

Like, it’s a random picture of a guy from the 80’s...
 

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I measure what other people actually do. I'm a paid armchair quarterback.
 

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Badly explain your profession

Well right about now I feel like a lunch room mom who is trying to maintain order in the cafeteria. ;)
 

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I put up tripwires in alleyways, get people to trip and fall into big puddles of black sticky mud, and they give me money.

Some like the black sticky mud, and come back to trip and fall some more!


:rofl:

I give you tens and thousands of pieces of paper in exchange for one piece of paper.


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Another way of looking at it might be:

'I fill in 50 correct answers, write some fake feel-good essays on assumptions and falsehoods, in order to get a paper that qualifies me to earn enough to live in a cramped studio apartment besieged by traffic, losers and loans.:inpain:
 

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Old job - I Take 5 years to get rid of a single plant which makes property un-sellable if it is within 7 metres of the boundary.

Business - I give thousands of Dollars of other peoples money to the fifth richest man on earth every single day.
 

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Btw, @BrooklynHustle , do you currently have a business? Just curious, because I see you posting stuff in this section of the forum all the time (I appreciate it though!) :rofl:
 

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C- its collaborative. There multiple random stakeholders who can direct outcome.
E- a dime a dozen, despite the 15 years it takes to become one of us.
N- we create an uber expensive product for a niche market once every 25-75 years.
T- 110% of your time until death, in exchange for a modest fee.
S- every effort is a one-off.
 
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