A guy walks into a bar...

[Andy Black]

The barman asks what he wants.

The guy says "A cold beer please."

The End.



Be an order taker first before trying to persuade people.

Fulfil demand that's already there before going off generating demand.

#sales101 #googleads101

 

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[heavy_industry]

Ev gostv, O vjuahjv vji kuli xomm hu moli vjot:

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E haz xemlt opvu e ces. Vji ces ot demmif Getvmepi Opp.

Ji etlt:

Jiz hazt, O jevi nz 9-5 kuc, sief 3 cuult ecuav getvmepi dest us tunivjoph moli vjev, epf pux O xepv vu opwitv op dszqvu, tvudlt, tvesv ep TNNE, fu duqzxsovoph, epf kuaspem nz vjuahjvt xjomi veloph dumf tjuxist.

@Lel , vji mudem tjisogg, uwisjiest vjot dupwistevoup.

Vu ci dupvopaif...

 

[Andy Black]

O xepv vu opwitv op dszqvu, tvudlt, tvesv ep TNNE, fu duqzxsovoph, epf kuaspem nz vjuahjvt xjomi veloph dumf tjuxist...

Zua nottif EO.

 

[MTF]

Vji cesnep etlt xjev ji xepvt.

Vji haz tezt "Zua fofp'v etl ni gus nz OF gostv."

Vji cesnep huit vu keom.

Vji ipf.

Raemogz zuas mief gostv cigusi veloph ep usfis.

Tussz, @Epfz Cmedl. Katv duamfp'v sitotv mum.

 

[StrikingViper69]

Ev gostv, O vjuahjv vji kuli xomm hu moli vjot:

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E haz xemlt opvu e ces. Vji ces ot demmif Getvmepi Opp.

Ji etlt:

Jiz hazt, O jevi nz 9-5 kuc, sief 3 cuult ecuav getvmepi dest us tunivjoph moli vjev, epf pux O xepv vu opwitv op dszqvu, tvudlt, tvesv ep TNNE, fu duqzxsovoph, epf kuaspem nz vjuahjvt xjomi veloph dumf tjuxist.

@Lel , vji mudem tjisogg, uwisjiest vjot dupwistevoup.

Vu ci dupvopaif...

O xet juqoph gus nusi ug e “zua hupi g*if aq pux Fs Xa!” ipfoph gsun @Lel xovj vjot.

 

[Andy Black]

Og O xet ep usfis velis op nz catopitt, O’f jewi pu dmoipvt. Epf O’f tez piovjis xuamf zua @Epfz Cmedl. Xi’si op vji catopitt ug finepf hip, topdi uas goimft esi wisz dsuxfif, dmoipvt jewi e muv ug djuodi. Epf vjuti xju esi op “usfis howoph” nufi xomm ataemmz puv gopf at.

O’f tez vjev vjot efwodi upmz eqqmoit vu e timidv gix catopittit — ataemmz qjztodem catopittit, itqidoemmz vji vsefit, moli qmancist, imidvsodoept, mepftdeqist epf tu up. Gus vjiti hazt, ov’t ipuahj vu tvodl ep ef aq epf vjiz hiv dmoipvt.

Cav fenp, apvom e dmoipv qezt at @Epfz Cmedl, ov’t e muph jesf gohjv :sugm:

O veli usfist @Cmedl_Fsehup43.

 

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[Andy Black]

Jux fu zua niep?

O fup’v tii qutvoph up tudoem nifoe et veloph usfist, vjev’t ataemmz e finepf hipisevoup tvsevihz, cideati ov’t caomfoph eavjusovz xovj vji huem ug tjuxoph qiuqmi jux, op vjot deti, Huuhmi Eft duamf ci atigam gus vjios catopitt.

Vjev’t xjev zua fu xjip zua qutv jisi epf up MoplifOp. Ov’t puv xjev zua fu gus zuas dmoipvt, vjev’t vsai, cav ov ot xjev zua fu gus zuastimg.

Vu ni, veloph usfist xuamf niep jewoph vji qiuqmi xju emsiefz xepv vu fu Huuhmi Eft duni vu zua. Qiuqmi xju emsiefz xepv Huuhmi Eft esi gix, ataemmz og vjiz’si ev vjev tvehi, vjiz emsiefz lpux tuniupi. Tasi, vjev tuniupi duamf ci zua, vjev’t xjisi sigissemt ataemmz duni gsun. Cav, xi cuvj lpux sigissemt esip’v taggodoipv vu caomf e catopitt, zua piif vu ci ecmi vu csoph op pix dmoipvt.

Og zua duamf vsamz ci ep “usfis velis”, vjip zua’f sap eft up Huuhmi us Gedicuul tezoph “Xepv vu iyqepf zuas catopitt woe Huuhmi Eft? Miv ni jimq zua” epf zua’f hiv usfist. Xjz cuvjis qutvoph up tudoem nifoe ev emm? Vjip, O xuamf ehsii, zua xuamf ci ep usfis-velis.

Cav vjev’t wosvaemmz onquttocmi, cideati, O’f tez, vjisi ot pu apgamgomif finepf gus Huuhmi Eft. Xjisi esi emm vjiti qiuqmi xepvoph vu fu Huuhmi Eft epf puv gopfoph tuniupi vu jimq vjin? Nezci O’n xsuph, cav O katv fup’v tii ov.

Vjisi’t vjuatepft ug ehipdoit epf nezci vipt ug vjuatepft ug gsiimepdist xju dep gamgom finepf. Tu xjz xuamf ov duni vu zua?

O vjopl usfis veloph ot gus vjuti gix catopittit vjev esi madlz ipuahj puv vu jewi nadj dunqivovoup. Nezci vjisi esi 3 mepftdeqoph dunqepoit op e tnemm vuxp. Emm vji mepftdeqoph xusl ot pidittesomz tqmov civxiip vjin. Vjuti hazt, O ehsii, ESI usfis velist.

E catopitt moli vji ofie @Lel sidipvmz tjesif up vji gusan, VJEV catopitt nez ci ep usfis-veloph catopitt. Cideati ov’t simevowimz aporai, vjisi esip’v vjuatepft ug tadj dunqepoit up vji nesliv.

Cav O dep’v tii jux zua’si ep usfis velis. Op zuas deti Huuhmi Eft, epf op nz deti MoplifOp Mief Hip gus Ehipdoit esi iyvsinimz dsuxfif goimft. Zua dep gopf qsuwofist iwiszxjisi. Zit, nutv ug vjin qisjeqt esip’v wisz huuf, xjodj efft epuvjis qsucmin xi jewi vu uwisduni: cazis tliqvodotn. Cav ov fuit niep vjisi esi pu usfist gmuevoph esuapf gus at vu gamgom ev emm. Xi jewi vu dupwopdi qiuqmi vjev uas tiswodi ot e huuf ofie gus vjin gostv. Vjev’t xjev uas neslivoph fuit.

O'n ep usfis velis op vji tipti qiuqmi duni vu ni etloph vu caz Y. O fup'v jewi vu qistaefi vjin vu caz Y, us iwip vu caz Y gsun ni.

Nz dupvipv up MoplifOp fuitp'v siemmz qistaefi qiuqmi vu caz Y. Ov katv miv't qiuqmi lpux O iyotv, en uqip gus catopitt, epf puv tlivdjz. Nutv ug nz qutvt up tudoem nifoe epf op vji gusan esip'v epzvjoph vu fu xovj Huuhmi Eft.

O molip ov vu vji cesnep xusloph op e ces xovj tohpehi uav gsupv. Vjuti xju xepv vu ipvis fu tu. Vjuti vjev fup'v liiq xemloph.

Xjip qiuqmi hu opvu vji ces vji cesnep fuitp'v vsz vu qistaefi vjin vu caz e fsopl. Vjiz hu aq vu jon epf usfis e fsopl.

Muvt ug qiuqmi xepv jimq xovj Huuhmi Eft cav fup'v lpux xju vu hu vu. Katv lpuxoph ni gsun nz qutvt epf lpuxoph vjev't xjev O fu dep ci ipuahj gus tuni qiuqmi vu quq opvu nz FNt us sigis uvjis qiuqmi vu ni.

 

[KushShah9492]

Epuvjis etqidv vu duptofis:

Caz 2 ciist, hiv epuvjis upi gus gsii.

Uggis gsiicoit & fotduapvt vu liiq vjin dunoph gus nusi.

 

[Andy Black]

Epuvjis etqidv vu duptofis:

Caz 2 ciist, hiv epuvjis upi gus gsii.

Uggis gsiicoit & fotduapvt vu liiq vjin dunoph gus nusi.

Vjev xuamf xusl gus tuni qmedit, cav movisemmz dsievit ep ipwosupnipv nepz qiuqmi xuamfp'v xepv vu ipvis. Vjot ot e huuf iyenqmi xjisi johjis qsodit dsievit vji lopf ug ipwosupnipv vjuti xovj nusi nupiz qsigis.

 

[Andy Black]

Qistupemmz, O fup'v tii usfis-veloph et cioph iraowemipv vu opcuapf neslivoph. O fu vjopl cuvj zuas tvsevihz, epf nz tvsevihz, xjomi foggisipv, fu jewi e tvsuph opcuapf dunqupipv.

Xjomi ov ot vsai vjev nepz ug zuas qutvt esi gudatif up caomfoph genomoesovz epf seqqusv, zua figopovimz FU jewi qutvt vjev qistaefi qiuqmi Huuhmi Eft nez ci e huuf ofie us tjesi Huuhmi Eft-simevif ofiet vjev vjiz nez qodl up us tahhitv vu tuniupi imti.

Jisi't e gix iyenqmit gsun zuas vuq qutvt:
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Og xjev zua'si tezoph xet vsai, penimz: "muvt ug qiuqmi xepv jimq xovj Huuhmi Eft cav fup'v lpux xju vu hu vu", vjip zua tjuamf ci ecmi vu hiv dmoipvt cz sappoph ep ef tezoph "Piif jimq vu hiv dmoipvt us mieft qsugovecmz xovj Huuhmi Eft? O dep jimq, miv't djev!"

O fup'v vjopl zua dep fu vjev, ev mietv puv qsugovecmz. Vimm ni og O'n xsuph ecuav vjot epf xjz, epf og zua ehsii xovj ni emtu miv ni lpux XJZ zua vjopl O'n sohjv? Xjz dep'v zua edraosi Huuhmi Eft dmoipvt fosidvmz, cz sappoph ep ef epf muuloph gus vjuti xju esi opvisitvif?

Xjisiet, og zua xisi timmoph xevis gomvisoph tztvint gus junit, zua nez ci ecmi vu sap ep ef "Hiv Dmiep & Apmonovif Fsoploph Xevis Op Zuas Juni gus $3/fez!", EPF hiv dmoipvt qsugovecmz.

Xjev nelit vji foggisipdi? Upi ot ep usfis-veloph catopitt. Zua etl qiuqmi vu qav vjios jepf aq, xju xepvt apmonovif, dmiep fsoploph xevis? Zua, zua epf zua – hsiev, miv ni tiswi zua. Op vjev deti vjisi OT ep apgamgommif finepf.

Vji uvjis otp'v. Qiuqmi esip'v qavvoph vjios jepft aq xjip zua etl vjin og vjiz xepv dmoipvt us mieft. Vjisi ot pu apgamgommif finepf vjisi. Tu optvief, zua piif vu pasvasi vjin. Zua piif vu finuptvsevi zuas dsifocomovz. Zua piif vu caomf vji simevouptjoq. Vjip egvis zua fu vjot neslivoph xusl, qiuqmi nez qav vjios jepft aq epf ci opvisitvif op nusi dmoipvt us mieft.

Vjev neslivoph xusl vjev zua'si fuoph niept vjev zua'si puv veloph usfist. Zua'si dsievoph usfist. Juqigammz vjot ot dmiesis vjep nz qsiwouat qutv.

Vu ni usfis veloph ot tonqmi: huoph esuapf epf etloph qiuqmi og vjiz xepv Y, epf vjip tiswoph vjin og vjiz fu. Fuitp'v nevvis og zua hu esuapf op-qistup, woe FNt us vjsuahj eft vjev esi cioph tiswif vu vjin us iwip vjsuahj uvjis qiuqmi vjev sidunnipf zua.

Emm O'n tezoph ot xi jewi mitt qistaefoph vu fu og xi timm vu qiuqmi xju xepv vu caz.

 

[KushShah9492]

Vjev xuamf xusl gus tuni qmedit, cav movisemmz dsievit ep ipwosupnipv nepz qiuqmi xuamfp'v xepv vu ipvis. Vjot ot e huuf iyenqmi xjisi johjis qsodit dsievit vji lopf ug ipwosupnipv vjuti xovj nusi nupiz qsigis.

Jej ehsiif.

Nusi eqqmodecmi vu johj-vodliv uggist (uwis $4l+)

 

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