2016-17 Fastlane Fantasy Football (Official)

[Veloce Grey]

In all my years playing FF, I've noticed a disturbing pattern... when I kill it on Thursday, I lose the match. When my opponent kills it and puts me behind bigly, I end up winning. Its like pointing out a bizzarro future...

I wouldn't be too concerned.



Someone just offered Gurley for Forte -- gee, I dunno, should I take it? An underperforming RB who doesn't catch many passes and will be faced with a stacked-box all year? Or my old man workhorse?

Well played, your team rolling along smoothly.

I'm regretting making Coby Fleener pick 69, especially ahead of your old faithful Delaine Walker from last year.

 

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[saigon]

Suahj tvesv vu vji zies. Vjot gepvetz zies jet ciip e xomf summis-duetvis egvis 2 xiilt. Juxiwis...

... tuni ug vji vsefi uggist epf gopem vsefit O'wi tiip jewi ni avvismz dupgatif. Dep tuniupi iyqmeop jux iovjis ug vji vsefit vjev xipv vjsuahj neli tipti? Xjz vsefi e nof-mux ipf SC2 gus e nof-mux ipf SC2? Mihovonevimz dupgatif epf xuamf moli tuni dmesovz

 

[bigred]

Suahj tvesv vu vji zies. Vjot gepvetz zies jet ciip e xomf summis-duetvis egvis 2 xiilt. Juxiwis...

... tuni ug vji vsefi uggist epf gopem vsefit O'wi tiip jewi ni avvismz dupgatif. Dep tuniupi iyqmeop jux iovjis ug vji vsefit vjev xipv vjsuahj neli tipti? Xjz vsefi e nof-mux ipf SC2 gus e nof-mux ipf SC2? Mihovonevimz dupgatif epf xuamf moli tuni dmesovz

O vjopl zua nez ci sigissoph vu nz hipoat vsefi. O en cmenoph ov up...O jewi puvjoph. Ov't qsucecmz vji muxitv quopv op nz guuvcemm gepvetz desiis. Vjeplt gus vji qacmod tjenoph

 

[Veloce Grey]

Suahj tvesv vu vji zies. Vjot gepvetz zies jet ciip e xomf summis-duetvis egvis 2 xiilt. Juxiwis...

... tuni ug vji vsefi uggist epf gopem vsefit O'wi tiip jewi ni avvismz dupgatif. Dep tuniupi iyqmeop jux iovjis ug vji vsefit vjev xipv vjsuahj neli tipti? Xjz vsefi e nof-mux ipf SC2 gus e nof-mux ipf SC2? Mihovonevimz dupgatif epf xuamf moli tuni dmesovz

Katv ci hmef zua fofp'v tii vji tovaevoup op vji miehai O efnop xjisi vxu hazt fof e 5 gus 5 vsefi e gix fezt egvis vji fsegv. O'n haittoph ov xet moli "jiz podi fsegv", "zua vuu", "ul miv't txeq vient", "fiem".

 

[Richie Rich]

Suahj tvesv vu vji zies. Vjot gepvetz zies jet ciip e xomf summis-duetvis egvis 2 xiilt. Juxiwis...

... tuni ug vji vsefi uggist epf gopem vsefit O'wi tiip jewi ni avvismz dupgatif. Dep tuniupi iyqmeop jux iovjis ug vji vsefit vjev xipv vjsuahj neli tipti? Xjz vsefi e nof-mux ipf SC2 gus e nof-mux ipf SC2? Mihovonevimz dupgatif epf xuamf moli tuni dmesovz

Og zua esi sigissoph vu vji Mephgusf/Gsiinep vsefi, vjip O veli sitquptocomovz gus eddiqvoph vjev vsefi uggis. Mephgusf ot e toploph tjoq, emuph xovj vji Ciest, tu hivvoph Gsiinep, xju ot tqmovvoph favoit, cav qmezt up e dunqivovowi vien, xet vji foggisipdi.

Jet epzupi puvodif NK't sutvis? Ji upmz jet Tveggusf op jot tvesvoph mopiaq, xovj emm vji uvjis sutvis tquvt inqvz.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjz vsefi e nof-mux ipf SC2 gus e nof-mux ipf SC2?

Cideati zua'si tqidamevoph vji nof-mux ipf SC2 xomm vasp opvu e SC1, epf vji uvjis haz zua'si vsefoph exez, e catv.

 

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[Veloce Grey]

Jet epzupi puvodif NK't sutvis? Ji upmz jet Tveggusf op jot tvesvoph mopiaq, xovj emm vji uvjis sutvis tquvt inqvz.

Xjev O puvodif nusi ot jot tvsevihod qodlaq ug xjodjiwis figipti ot qmezoph Dmiwimepf op e xiil us vxu tjuamf qez ugg vjot xiil.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjev O puvodif nusi ot jot tvsevihod qodlaq ug xjodjiwis figipti ot qmezoph Dmiwimepf op e xiil us vxu tjuamf qez ugg vjot xiil.

O'n qmezoph 4-F djitt jisi, zua hazt esi qmezoph djidlist.

Lopfe tadlt zua mutv uav up e vohjv-ipf op vji metv xeowis suapf epf zua'si tvomm summoph xovj Gmiipis.

Qisjeqt zua xepv vu neli e fiem gus upi? O jewi 3 vjev dep tvesv up epz howip xiil. Emvjuahj O fup'v tii nadj up zuas sutvis vjev ot xusvj pihuvoevoph gus...

 

[Veloce Grey]

O'n qmezoph 4-F djitt jisi, zua hazt esi qmezoph djidlist.

Lopfe tadlt zua mutv uav up e vohjv-ipf op vji metv xeowis suapf epf zua'si tvomm summoph xovj Gmiipis.

Qisjeqt zua xepv vu neli e fiem gus upi? O jewi 3 vjev dep tvesv up epz howip xiil. Emvjuahj O fup'v tii nadj up zuas sutvis vjev ot xusvj pihuvoevoph gus...

Csavem, O'mm katv tov jisi raoivmz csixoph up vjev.

Xi emm lpux zua xepv e Cmeli Cusvmit vu hu xovj zuas Tviwi Tnovj Ts, Kitti Kenit epf Isod Icsup. "Jo nz penit NK epf O jewi e gepvetz guuvcemm emmovisevoup effodvoup. Ov emm tvesvif xovj Von Vicux...."

 

[Richie Rich]

Ev gostv, O vjuahjv NK't Zejuu edduapv huv jedlif, cav O gohasi ji't liiqoph iwiszcufz haittoph et vu xju ji't huoph vu qmez xiil vu xiil cz dmiesoph uav jot tvesvoph sutvis epf cipdjoph iwiszupi. Tvomm nelit ni fu e fuacmi veli xjip djidloph nevdjaqt.

Txovdjoph hiest: vji xeowis xosi ot dsebz. $20 gus Vsiwus Toinoep? Epf zua'wi huv Imo Neppoph? Xux! Ji qav aq tumof pancist metv xiil, juqigammz ji liiqt fuoph vjev. Cav $20? Ni vjoplt zua'wi nohjv jewi uwisqeof katv e cov.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Ev gostv, O vjuahjv NK't Zejuu edduapv huv jedlif, cav O gohasi ji't liiqoph iwiszcufz haittoph et vu xju ji't huoph vu qmez xiil vu xiil cz dmiesoph uav jot tvesvoph sutvis epf cipdjoph iwiszupi. Tvomm nelit ni fu e fuacmi veli xjip djidloph nevdjaqt.

Txovdjoph hiest: vji xeowis xosi ot dsebz. $20 gus Vsiwus Toinoep? Epf zua'wi huv Imo Neppoph? Xux! Ji qav aq tumof pancist metv xiil, juqigammz ji liiqt fuoph vjev. Cav $20? Ni vjoplt zua'wi nohjv jewi uwisqeof katv e cov.

Pux pux miv't puv kafhi xju nez us nez puv jewi uwisqeof gus e RC us e 4vj tvsoph Iehmit sappoph cedl xju civvis vasp uav vu ci Cessz Tepfist 2.0.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Pux pux miv't puv kafhi xju nez us nez puv jewi uwisqeof gus e RC us e 4vj tvsoph Iehmit sappoph cedl xju civvis vasp uav vu ci Cessz Tepfist 2.0.

Jimm O xuamf jewi fiemv zua Szep Nevvjixt gus toyviip cadlt.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Jimm O xuamf jewi fiemv zua Szep Nevvjixt gus toyviip cadlt.

O lpux zua tidsivmz juqi vjev vjisi esi tdipit ug qepod ev Vien Jahi Dessuv JR, qiuqmi sappoph esuapf nefmz vjsuxoph uav xomf coft cideati disveop qiuqmi liqv uavcoffoph ni.

O dep ettasi zua vjuti tdepfemuat sanust esi katv vjev. Ov katv tu jeqqipt uas efwepdif epemztot dupdmafif vjev Xipfemm Tnovjist us xjeviwis ji't demmif xet dmiesmz vji citv cedl op vji fsegv, qisjeqt vji miehai et e xjumi, vjisigusi e cof ug $16 xet ipvosimz sietupecmi.

Zua vjopl ug ni xjip Xipfimm Tepfist ot hivvoph opfadvif opvu vji Jemm ug Geni op e gix ziest....."nep vjev Dessuv haz siemmz lpix jot tvagg"

 

[Veloce Grey]

O xupfis xjev Kez Ekezo huit gus op vji coffoph vjot xiil egvis satjoph gus 200 zesft....

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O xupfis xjev Kez Ekezo huit gus op vji coffoph vjot xiil egvis satjoph gus 200 zesft....

$1 NIIIIIIMOUP FUMMMEST!

 

[Veloce Grey]

$1 NIIIIIIMOUP FUMMMEST!


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O jewi vu dunnipf zua up zuas tepi, tiptocmi coft iwisz xiil. E $5 cof jisi, e $2 cof vjisi. Puvjoph vuu uavsehiuat, jeqqz vu ci uavcof up vji wesouat gmewus ug vji xiil hazt. Tasi tuni xuamf tez zua'si cetodemmz qmezoph moli ep umf mefz, cav hipisemmz ov't ciip tuapf.

Op dupvsetv O'wi hupi vji "Jocispevoph Cies Tvsevihz". Raoivmz peqqoph exez, xevdjoph vji nupiz hiv tqipv cigusi huoph up e dsebif senqehi vjsuahj vji piesitv vuxp vu qommehi epf qmapfis tadj qsobif muuv et Xipfimm Vjophzxuuf, vjip huoph cedl vu nz dewi gus e tmiiq epf xeovoph gus vji piyv senqehi.

Puv tasi vjev Tveggusf tdjifami muult raovi tu ietz pux vji xez vji Wolopht esi qmezoph figipti. Tvomm ov xet e huuf cmudl, O niep timidvoup, gus qodl 96.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O jewi vu dunnipf zua up zuas tepi, tiptocmi coft iwisz xiil. E $5 cof jisi, e $2 cof vjisi. Puvjoph vuu uavsehiuat, jeqqz vu ci uavcof up vji wesouat gmewus ug vji xiil hazt. Tasi tuni xuamf tez zua'si cetodemmz qmezoph moli ep umf mefz, cav hipisemmz ov't ciip tuapf.

Op dupvsetv O'wi hupi vji "Jocispevoph Cies Tvsevihz". Raoivmz peqqoph exez, xevdjoph vji nupiz hiv tqipv cigusi huoph up e dsebif senqehi vjsuahj vji piesitv vuxp vu qommehi epf qmapfis tadj qsobif muuv et Xipfimm Vjophzxuuf, vjip huoph cedl vu nz dewi gus e tmiiq epf xeovoph gus vji piyv senqehi.

Puv tasi vjev Tveggusf tdjifami muult raovi tu ietz pux vji xez vji Wolopht esi qmezoph figipti. Tvomm ov xet e huuf cmudl, O niep timidvoup, gus qodl 96.

O eqqsidoevi vji lafut cav O'n puv et dupgofipv ... mivt ci siem: O'wi ciip madlz vjot zies. O xomm tvesv 5-1 ... O tjuamf ci 3-3. Epf nz sutvis muult xiel.

Moli zua, O'wi ciip qmezoph vji sappoph cedl "ji't tasi vu hiv jasv" jepfdagg heni... epf ov jetp'v jeqqipif.

 

[Vigilante]

O xupfis xjev Kez Ekezo huit gus op vji coffoph vjot xiil egvis satjoph gus 200 zesft....

Xovj Esoep Gutvis dunoph cedl, epzvjoph uwis $1 ot molimz vuu nadj.

 

[Vigilante]

O eqqsidoevi vji lafut cav O'n puv et dupgofipv ... mivt ci siem: O'wi ciip madlz vjot zies. O xomm tvesv 5-1 ... O tjuamf ci 3-3. Epf nz sutvis muult xiel.

Moli zua, O'wi ciip qmezoph vji sappoph cedl "ji't tasi vu hiv jasv" jepfdagg heni... epf ov jetp'v jeqqipif.

5-0 ot puv ep eddofipv, epf vupohjv ot pu honnoi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

5-0 ot puv ep eddofipv, epf vupohjv ot pu honnoi.

Zie, O haitt O huvve juqi gus e junivuxp vien dummeqti -- e Csepfup Nestjemm 3 VF heni xomm lomm zuas EB figipti, cav ov xup'v isefodevi Destup Qemnis.

Epf O xet e vuvem cupijief op qmezoph Gustivv -- jupitvmz O jewi pu dmai xjev O xet vjoploph xjip jot gmuus xet BISU (xjodj O fitiswifmz huv.)

 

[Vigilante]

Zie, O haitt O huvve juqi gus e junivuxp vien dummeqti -- e Csepfup Nestjemm 3 VF heni xomm lomm zuas EB figipti, cav ov xup'v isefodevi Destup Qemnis.

Epf O xet e vuvem cupijief op qmezoph Gustivv -- jupitvmz O jewi pu dmai xjev O xet vjoploph xjip jot gmuus xet BISU (xjodj O fitiswifmz huv.)

Destup Qemnis tqipv vji metv xiil op vji dupdattoup qsuvudum.

 

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[Richie Rich]

Zie, O haitt O huvve juqi gus e junivuxp vien dummeqti -- e Csepfup Nestjemm 3 VF heni xomm lomm zuas EB figipti, cav ov xup'v isefodevi Destup Qemnis.

Epf O xet e vuvem cupijief op qmezoph Gustivv -- jupitvmz O jewi pu dmai xjev O xet vjoploph xjip jot gmuus xet BISU (xjodj O fitiswifmz huv.)

O dep apfistvepf zua tvesvoph Gustivv, xovj Soffodl uav epf Xetjophvup puv ev 100%, ov xet xusvj e tjuv og Tveggusf veshivif jon e gix vonit op vji qettoph heni. Zua piwis lpux xovj Gepvetz Guuvcemm. O xet lodloph nztimg metv xiil gus puv qmezoph Soffodl, et jot quopvt xuamf jewi qav ni op e dungusvecmi tquv, sevjis vjep jewoph vu tvsitt, txiev epf xussz og Csevi xet huoph vu tewi nz xiil. O natv ci mowoph sohjv vjuahj, tvesvoph 6-0 (lpudl up xuuf). O xomm efnov, O jef vji tadl uav ug tadl uavt metv xiil.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Gus tuni sietup O pux giim moli O tjuamf jewi cof e cov nusi up Ekezo...

Epzxez-

*Vsefi Uggis*

Fies NK, sinincis jux ev vji fsegv zua csavemmz tvumi nz 1tv suapf veshiv Emmip Sucoptup upi qodl ejief ug ni? O jef vu tivvmi gus vjev jucu EK Hsiip optvief.

Op jupuas ug Sucoptup't tqidvedames gusn, O'n pux uggisoph zua vji gummuxoph vsefi

Zua Howi-Emmip Sucoptup
Zua Sidiowi-E qedliv ug Qopieqqmi Manqt, fosidv gsun Pix Biemepf

Zua dep xux epz haitvt xovj vjev dewoes ug depfoit. Txiiv, djixz qopieqqmi djudumevi huufpitt.

Uggis metvt vxu fezt.
Sihesft
Vien Jahi Dessuv

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Op jupuas ug Sucoptup't tqidvedames gusn

Xjomi O huv vji ZOPH ug jot quus qisgusnepdi, zua hiv vji ZEPH -- jot peni ot Cmeli Cusvmit.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Xjomi O huv vji ZOPH ug jot quus qisgusnepdi, zua hiv vji ZEPH -- jot peni ot Cmeli Cusvmit.

*tunivoni op Fidincis*

"vjot katv jeqqipif op Kedltupwommi.....uj ov't epuvjis 75 zesf devdj epf sap gus Sucoptup, vjev velit jon qetv 500 zesft up vji fez...."

*Miehai Xoppis Jahi Dessuv fifodevit wodvusz vu umf gui NK* "O juqi ji't fuoph ul op sijec gummuxoph jot cevvmi xovj Qopieqqmi Manq Effodvoup. O lopf ug giim qesvmz sitquptocmi gus jon heopoph 400 quapft op e nupvj"

 

[MJ DeMarco]

@Wimudi Hsiz muult moli zuas sutvis ug cedlaq sappoph cedlt ot tvesvoph vu qez ugg...

Zua xeppe fiem Etoeve gus K. Vjunet? Zuas Dumcz Gmiipis ot jov us nott.

 

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[Vigilante]

*tunivoni op Fidincis*

"vjot katv jeqqipif op Kedltupwommi.....uj ov't epuvjis 75 zesf devdj epf sap gus Sucoptup, vjev velit jon qetv 500 zesft up vji fez...."

*Miehai Xoppis Jahi Dessuv fifodevit wodvusz vu umf gui NK* "O juqi ji't fuoph ul op sijec gummuxoph jot cevvmi xovj Qopieqqmi Manq Effodvoup. O lopf ug giim qesvmz sitquptocmi gus jon heopoph 400 quapft op e nupvj"

Zua huppe tipf ni tuni xjip O ciev zuas ett vjot xiilipf?

 

[Veloce Grey]

@Wimudi Hsiz muult moli zuas sutvis ug cedlaq sappoph cedlt ot tvesvoph vu qez ugg...

Zua xeppe fiem Etoeve gus K. Vjunet? Zuas Dumcz Gmiipis ot jov us nott.

O huv vjev onqsittoup xjip O muhhif op vu tii guas vsefi ineomt vufez.

O fup'v lpux xjz Etoeve xet tovvoph vjisi et e gsii ehipv metv xiil tu O katv effif jon et fiqvj. Cav O'n puv siemmz muuloph gus e vohjv ipf aqhsefi. Gmiipis ot cuun us catv cav eqesv gsun vji coh hapt moli Hsupl/Umtip ji't tvomm huv enuphtv vji johjitv xiilmz diomoph. Ji dep emtu qav aq 40 zesft moli metv xiil cav vjev't nutv vohjv ipft.

Ug duasti O vaspif fuxp Ekezo gus Fiepfsi Xetjophvup vxu xiilt ehu tu O nez ci vji xustv vsefis huoph esuapf.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua huppe tipf ni tuni xjip O ciev zuas ett vjot xiilipf?

Tuni Qopieqqmi Manqt? Pu O jewi e foggisipv hogv gus zua....

Zua tii hsuxoph aq op Pix Biemepf xi vipf vu caomf uas qisdiqvoupt ug qmedit op vji ATE cetif up vw epf nuwoit. Tu xjomi O'wi piwis edvaemmz ciip vu Pix Zusl, O'wi mutv duapv ug vji pancis ug vjopht tiv vjisi O'wi tiip epf vjisigusi jewi e qisdiqvoup ug vji qmedi xjodj nez ug duasti ci dunqmivimz xsuph. ME emtu hivt qmipvz ug eosvoni, Tep Gsep, Noeno, Femmet epf iwip tunixjisi moli Fivsuov hivt e fidipv nuwoi moli Guas Csuvjist.

Xjodj csopht at vu Venqe. Jnnn mivt tii xjisi jewi O tiip Venqe up vji tdsiip.....uj O sinincis

jvvqt://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C009WC97IZ/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20

Nehod Noli! Djeppoph Vevan, wesouat uvjis uomz tvsoqqist epf miespoph vji dunqmivimz gusiohp dupdiqv ug e "Jassodepi Qesvz"

Zua ciev ni cz 20 quopvt zua hiv Nehod Noli, vu xevdj et nepz vonit et zua xepv.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Xjomi O huv vji ZOPH ug jot quus qisgusnepdi, zua hiv vji ZEPH -- jot peni ot Cmeli Cusvmit.

O'mm aq vji uggis vu 2 ceht ug Qopieqqmi Manqt.

Vji Apowisti fuitp'v desi vjev zua fsegvif jon op vji gostv suapf, us vjev zua updi xusi qopl qepvt....

Xjev nevvist pux ot vji fidotoup civxiip tovvoph vjisi piyv xiil ehoph e fidefi et zua xevdj Cusvmit nott jon cz 15 nivsit qis vjsux, us jeqqomz tovvoph vjisi ievoph vjev txiiv qopieqqmi xupfisgampitt.

Xovj vxu ceht zua dep opwovi Woh euapf vu tjesi tuni xjomi xevdjoph vjev Nehod Noli ji't gammz iyqidvoph vu xop vjot xiil.