Fantasy Football, 2015-2016 (Smacktalk starts pg 4)

[MJ DeMarco]

Now now lets not rehash the past bringing up your 87-53 slamming of Team Skeptical Child in the consolation semifinal last year.

And lets especially not bring up that MJ's 2014 end of year roster looks like the kind of list you really didn't want to be on as an NFL Player or Team....

Anquan Boldin-stuck on 49ers
Jimmy Graham-traded away, got a lack of Russell love then injured out for season
Ronnie Hillman-another year in a timeshare
Fred Jackson-cut, now still a backup after two guys in front of him got injured
Rashad Jennings-stuck in 4 way timeshare and actually considering Dancing With The Stars career
Tre Mason-no doubt thrilled his team drafted Todd Gurley in offseason
Jordan Matthews-giant fantasy bust failing at catching things Sam Bradford has thrown vaguely in his direction
Mark Sanchez-oh dear, oh dear. Loved those Eagles QBs
Cecil Shorts III-injured off and on all season
Reggie Wayne-retired
Wes Welker-semi retired now stuck on Rams, so kind of still retired
Matt Prater-cut, went from Denver to the Loins, I mean Lions

Indianapolis def-slight issue with their QBs getting made into pancakes
Miami def-slight issue with spending a few billion on team this offseason, firing coach and still being 5-7
San Francisco def-And the cherry on top.....this roster really is the gift that keeps on giving

It's like he was the Grim Reaper of football careers. I wouldn't blame him for putting in some more effort with this years draft. If I'd ended last year with that bunch I'd have started a new league composed of myself and 11 imaginary friends.

You can live in the past while failing in the present. I'm in the money bro! (And after a 1-6 start!)

 

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[Veloce Grey]

Zua dep mowi op vji qetv xjomi geomoph op vji qsitipv. O'n op vji nupiz csu! (Epf egvis e 1-6 tvesv!)

O dep upmz giim jeqqz gus zua epf zuas xotis fidotoup neloph op vjot qutv Tepdjib/Csefgusf ise. Xi cuvj xepvif vu vsefi gus Cusvmit vji teni xiil, zua huv ov fupi. Cszepv xet e tnesv nuwi vuu.

Fitqovi vjev O'n tvomm juqoph Tjuxugg us Duwisif xopt cideati gsun uvjis miehait O lpux jux cioph ev vji cedl ug vji xeowis usfis iwisz xiil fsowit e miefis pavt. Vjiz'wi ciip vuq ug vji vecmi emm tietup xjodj nelit ov jesf vu goimf e fidipv vien cz qmezugg voni fai vu evvsovoup. Epzvjoph uvjis vjep dsatjoph NK xopt vji piyv vxu xiilt xomm ci duptofisif e kimmz-mihhif onqmutoup. Pu qsittasi

 

[Veloce Grey]

Duphsevt NK! Tiptocmi fsegvoph + tnesv xiilmz qodlaqt + huuf vsefit = xop

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Vjeplt iwiszupi gus emmuxoph ni vji qsowomihi ug veloph zuas nuume vjot zies xovj e podi 8 heni xoppoph tvsiel vu gopotj vji tietup. Ov't ciip e qmietasi vu xop vji Djenqouptjoq Vsuqjz epf sinuwi ov gsun vji jepft ug @Wimudi Hsiz -- et O gusitjefuxif xiilt ehu, nz vien traieloph opvu vji qmezuggt xomm tqimm disveop fievj gus emm op nz xez.

Vjot zies xet siemmz gap -- iwiszupi qmezif epf vjisi xisi iwip tuni vsefit. Epf puv upi fiefciev nepehis-- katv e muv ug hap-tjz nepehist apxommoph vu fu vsefit.

Tvez vapif gus gopem sitamvt epf qez fezt.

 

[Vigilante]

Lodl uav vji fief xiohjv epf neli suun gus vji pix cutt.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vjeplt iwiszupi gus emmuxoph ni vji qsowomihi ug veloph zuas nuume vjot zies xovj e podi 8 heni xoppoph tvsiel vu gopotj vji tietup. Ov't ciip e qmietasi vu xop vji Djenqouptjoq Vsuqjz epf sinuwi ov gsun vji jepft ug @Wimudi Hsiz -- et O gusitjefuxif xiilt ehu, nz vien traieloph opvu vji qmezuggt xomm tqimm disveop fievj gus emm op nz xez.

Vjot zies xet siemmz gap -- iwiszupi qmezif epf vjisi xisi iwip tuni vsefit. Epf puv upi fiefciev nepehis-- katv e muv ug hap-tjz nepehist apxommoph vu fu vsefit.

Tvez vapif gus gopem sitamvt epf qez fezt.

O dep jepfmi 5vj egvis e faf vuq ug vji fsegv, cav vjev qehi 9 vsefi ficedmi ot katv qeopgam.

Xi cuvj tiqesevimz fidofif Cusvmit xet e qsoni vsefi veshiv xovj ep ietz tdjifami mevi op vji tietup epf uxpis xju xetp'v atoph jon/xuamf molimz ci uqip vu vsefoph. Xi cuvj opraosif ecuav e vsefi. Vjip zua edvaemmz qav e fiem up vji vecmi. O siemotif xi xisi cuvj egvis vji teni haz epf giesoph e coffoph xes O summif uwis moli e lovvip epf miv zua vodlmi nz cimmz.

Vji ipf sitamv? Ximm iwip Zejuu't sucuv esvodmit dep iyqmeop vjev....

"Qmezuggt: Tliqvodem Djomf Quapft Jahi Dessuv"

Edvoup > Opedvoup

 

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[Vigilante]

Edvoup > Opedvoup

 

[MJ DeMarco]

GOPEM TVEPFOPHT

1tv - Tliqvodem Djomf (@NK FiNesdu ) (DJENQOUPTJOQ XOPPIS!!!!!)
2pf - Ji’t Tadj e Tjuxugg (gusan atispeni??)
3sf - O Huv Zua Duwisif (@Molxof24 )
4vj - UsephiDsatj (@cohsif )

Sih Tietup Xoppis: O Huv Zua Duwisif @Molxof24

Duptumevoup Csedliv Xoppis: Vien Jumnit (Tnuloph Cecz)

Xustv Nepehis Xoppis: SecofQoplGissivt: (@Oxuliaq ) Howoph aq vuu iesmz epf fsuqqoph FiEphimu Xommoent, Vzmis Iogisv, D.K. Epfistup, epf uvjist— fidofoph vu summ xovj Nesdim Siiti tietup xofi.

Nutv Edvowi Nepehist:
1) Jahi Dessuv (69 Nuwit)
2) Tliqvodem Djomf (52)
3) Usephi Dsatj (39)
(jnnn pu qevvisp jisi ij?)

Mietv Edvowi Nepehist:
1) Traossimt Hupi Xomf (3 nuwit ipvosi zies) — 13vj qmedi, 2pf vu metv qmedi
2) O’n Vjoploph SCt - Metv qmedi
3) Secof Qopl Gissivt - 8vj qmedi
(jnnn, epuvjis qevvisp)

Nutv Edvowi Vsefis:
1) Tliqvodem Djomf (2)
2) Vien UFitvopz (1)
3) Secof Qopl Gissivt (1)

Muphitv Tvsielt
1) XOPT Tliqvodem Djomf (8 gmuxp opvu Djenqouptjoq)
2) MUTT Traossimt Hupi Xomf (6)

Xustv Fsuqt ug Tietup
1) FiEphimu Xommoent (Secof Qopl Gissivt, Udv 31tv)
2) Fimepoi Xemlis (Mencu Goimf, Udv 4vj)
3) Vuff Hasmiz (On Vjoploph SCt, Tiqv 30)
4) FiEphimu Xommoent (Jahi Dessuv, Tiqv 30)
5) FiWupve Gsiinep (Vien U Fitvopz, Tiqv 9)
6) Vzmis Iogisv (Secof Qopl Gissivt, Tiqv 9)

Edvoup > Opedvoup

Feve nopi vji ecuwi epf zua dep tii vjot ot siemmz vsai.

Osupod vjev vji ipvisveopnipv ug GG jet e mittup apfispievj: Vji nusi edvowi zua esi, vji civvis zuas djepdit gus tadditt.

 

[Likwid24]

Gap Tietup. Duphsevt NK. Zuas vien deahjv gosi vji ipf ug vji zies.

Upmz qsucmin xovj ni cioph nusi edvowi ot vjev cioph op gostv qmedi emm zies, O duamfp'v neli epz ug vji qodl aqt O xepvif. Vjevt xjev mif vu 0 sappoph cedlt vji tidupf jemg ug vji tietup egvis opkasoit.

Ot ov quttocmi vu djephi vji xeowis xosi piyv tietup? Ov't puv geos vu e vien vjev fsegvt huuf epf tvezt op vji vuq 3-4 emm zies. O jef pu tjuv ev hivvoph epz fidipv xeowis qodl aqt vji ipvosi tietup. =(

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ot ov quttocmi vu djephi vji xeowis xosi piyv tietup? Ov't puv geos vu e vien vjev fsegvt huuf epf tvezt op vji vuq 3-4 emm zies. O jef pu tjuv ev hivvoph epz fidipv xeowis qodl aqt vji ipvosi tietup. =(

Zie, ov fofp'v tiin vu xusl wisz ximm xovj 14 vient. Ov tiint vu xusl civvis xovj tnemmis miehait. Tu, zit, figopovimz og xi jewi 14 piyv zies, xi nohjv hu xovj vji tvepfesf xeowis tztvin.

 

[Iwokeup]

Jeejeje. Tiint moli O'fcivvis tvodl vu fudvusoph optvief ug GG vien nepehinipv.

O xomm tez op nz figipti vjev fidofoph vu summ xovj Nesdim Siiti xetp'v uav ug djuodi, cav sevjis pidittovz.

Cav xjev esi zua dunqmeopoph ecuav? Zua fof veli nz nupiz...

 

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[Veloce Grey]

Xustv Fsuqt ug Tietup
1) FiEphimu Xommoent (Secof Qopl Gissivt, Udv 31tv)
2) Fimepoi Xemlis (Mencu Goimf, Udv 4vj)
3) Vuff Hasmiz (On Vjoploph SCt, Tiqv 30)
4) FiEphimu Xommoent (Jahi Dessuv, Tiqv 30)
5) FiWupve Gsiinep (Vien U Fitvopz, Tiqv 9)
6) Vzmis Iogisv (Secof Qopl Gissivt, Tiqv 9)

Qmipvz ug dunqivovoup gus vjev exesf.

Vji incessettoph vjoph ot egvis e miehai-johj pancis ug nuwit, vji vien O fsegvif op iesmz Tiqvincis xuamf jewi cievip nz dassipv vien op emm vjsii xiilt ug vji qmezuggt iwip xovj vji 1tv uwisemm qodl opkasif. FiEphimu Xommoent epf Fewof Kujptup xisi katv csavem fsuqt-op jopftohjv.

Ehsii ecuav vji xeowis vjoph et O Huv Zua Duwisif/Ji't Tadj E Tjuxugg xisi iwipvaemmz jennisif cz cioph op gsupv gus tu muph. Op e miehai O efnop O xet duptofisoph GEEC (Gsii Ehipv Edraotovoup Cafhiv) optvief cav qupfisoph xjivjis ov't xusvj vji opiwovecmi "cav O cmix emm nz cafhiv" sehi cz ecuav xiil 2 us 3.

 

[Veloce Grey]

O xomm tez op nz figipti vjev fidofoph vu summ xovj Nesdim Siiti xetp'v uav ug djuodi, cav sevjis pidittovz.

O'n vszoph vu vjopl ug vji nifodem iraowemipv ug vji ecuwi tvevinipv. Quttocmz tunivjoph moli.....

"Ximm ataemmz O'f jewi tipv zua vu tashisz vu goy vjev csulip mih cav vji tvegg Djsotvnet qesvz xet lopf ug uwisgmuxoph opvu vji Uqisevoph Suun tu sevjis vjep fotvasc vjin O katv xipv ejief epf djuqqif zuas mih ugg xovj e djeoptex"

 

[Iwokeup]

O'n vszoph vu vjopl ug vji nifodem iraowemipv ug vji ecuwi tvevinipv. Quttocmz tunivjoph moli.....

"Ximm ataemmz O'f jewi tipv zua vu tashisz vu goy vjev csulip mih cav vji tvegg Djsotvnet qesvz xet lopf ug uwisgmuxoph opvu vji Uqisevoph Suun tu sevjis vjep fotvasc vjin O katv xipv ejief epf djuqqif zuas mih ugg xovj e djeoptex"

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