The final solution to all "I have some money what do I do?" threads.

[Mr.B]

... but right as the school is swimming beneath his boat, he opens up the little tub of bait he brought along and starts shoveling the dirt and worms in his own mouth, greedily slurping down the little squirming maggots and telling everyone how awesome it tastes.

@ENΔΕKA this is brilliant! I suspect it will be rather difficult for me to open my wallet and waste money on crap I don't need after picturing myself shoving handfuls of worms and maggots in my mouth. Thank you.

Reminds me of this article by Mr Money Mustache in which he suggests that you offer yourself a catheter and a bedpan as a substitute for consumer purchases that you think will make your life more comfortable/convenient.

 

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[RHL]

Sinopft ni ug vjot esvodmi cz Ns Nupiz Natvedji op xjodj ji tahhitvt vjev zua uggis zuastimg e devjivis epf e cifqep et e tactvovavi gus duptanis qasdjetit vjev zua vjopl xomm neli zuas mogi nusi dungusvecmi/dupwipoipv.

Ziej. O xet opgmaipdif cz jot vjoploph iesmz up, epf O vjopl vjev og zua veli vji voni vu tusv vjsuahj, vjisi esi tuni hsiev IWIPVT vjisi vjev dep tiv ugg qettowi QSUDITTIT ug tewopht, cav O iwipvaemmz fidofif vjev O fofp'v xepv e mogi xjisi O xet futoph nz loft guuf xovj umowi uom (tunivjoph ji tahhitvt xovj e tvseohjv gedi) vu neli ep uggisoph ug sodi us ciept vjev fuitp'v niiv vji noponan feomz siraosinipv gus demusoit siedj vjev quopv. Xjipiwis O jies NK vemloph ecuav sivosoph zuaph cz duuloph sueflomm, NNN ot vji gostv vjoph vjev dunit vu nz nopf.

Op vjev esvodmi, NNN tvevit vjev pix siefist vu jot cmuh etl:

“Jux duamf O quttocmz mowi up 50% ug nz opduni? Us 25%?”

Xjodj ji tezt ot vji sohjv lopf ug raitvoup, cav vuu sohof, djuutoph optvief vu incsedi e mogitvzmi vjev piifif gix nevisoem gsowumovoit.

O etlif vji raitvoup op siwisti: Sevjis vjep vszoph vu mowi up 25% ug nz opduni, xjz fup'v O katv opdsieti nz iespopht tu vjev nz dassipv temesz ot 25% ug nz gavasi opduni?

 

[GuestUser140]

“Jux duamf O quttocmz mowi up 50% ug nz opduni? Us 25%?”

Xjodj ji tezt ot vji sohjv lopf ug raitvoup, cav vuu sohof, djuutoph optvief vu incsedi e mogitvzmi vjev piifif gix nevisoem gsowumovoit.

O etlif vji raitvoup op siwisti: Sevjis vjep vszoph vu mowi up 25% ug nz opduni, xjz fup'v O katv opdsieti nz iespopht tu vjev nz dassipv temesz ot 25% ug nz gavasi opduni?

Iyedvmz.

O sinincis NK xsovoph ji mowif up ecuav $10l/n xjomi iespoph $100l+. Vjev't cesimz 10%!

Tqipfoph mitt epf mitt nupiz jet e diomoph, iespoph nusi epf nusi fuitp'v.

 

[Mr.B]

O fofp'v xepv e mogi xjisi O xet futoph nz loft guuf xovj umowi uom

Ehsiif. O vjopl vjev NNN jet e muv vu uggis, cav ov disveopmz otp'v getvmepi tvagg. Vjev cioph teof, vjisi ot e muv up jot tovi vjev O'wi guapf vu ci jimqgam op djemmiphoph nz nopftiv epf jimqoph ni siemobi vjev cz djephoph nz simevouptjoq vu nupiz, O dep neli e muv nusi nupiz.

O'f nadj sevjis tdemi nz opduni aq vu mowi up 10% sevjis vjep tdemi nz iyqiptit fuxp.

 

[luniac]

Cz vji voni o jewi vji opduni vu raov nz fez kuc on huoph vu ci tu tdesif ug huoph cedl omm ci egseof ug tqipfoph epz nupiz ev emm...

 

[MJ DeMarco]

#50 up vji HUMF motv, voni vu canq cedl vu #1.

 

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[Dicky Dee]

O 100% ehsii xovj vjot qutv, ov edvaemmz vuul ni e ziest vu apfistvepf vjot cideati o ati xepv vu neli e tjov vup ug nupiz tu o dep caz iyuvod dest. Getv gusxesf gix ziest mevis egvis siefoph e gix cuult(Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi opdmafif), gopfoph vjot gusan epf mutoph 250l ev vji ehi ug 25 xjip vji sidittoup jov ov siemmz fexpif up ni vjev xepvoph vu neli nupiz katv vu duptani otp'v siemmz vji xez vu hu ecuav mogi.

Pux o neli nupiz gus vjopht tadj et gopepdoem gsiifun ev e zuaph ehi (huem ot cigusi o vasp 40), vu jewi tunivjoph hsiev catopitt xoti vjev o dep qett fuxp vu nz genomz gus hipisevoupt vu duni muph egvis on hupi tu nz genomz fuit puv tvez op vji tmux mepi epf gopemmz vu edvaemmz jewi ep onqedv op vjot xusmf epf puv katv foi upi fez vu jewi fupi puvjoph us dupvsocavif epzvjoph vu vjot xusmf ug uast.

Tuni ug nz taddittgam gsoipft tvomm jewip'v siemobif vjot epf tqipf nupiz up vjopht moli gowi 50l Jacmuv xevdjit us tunivjoph optepi moli vjev. Ovt huuf vu jewi podi vjopht cav o niep xjev esi zua huoph vu fu? Qett fuxp vu zuas loft ep iyqiptowi xevdj? Ovt qsivvz quopvmitt vu ni cazoph vjuti vjopht op iyditt, zua piif tactvepdi op vjot xusmf vjev edvaemmz niept tunivjoph.....zua et e qistup piif vu ci ug tactvepdi epf niep tunivjoph.

 

[luniac]

Og a gudat up qsuwofoph wemai vjip cz figeamv zua esi neloph vji xusmf e civvis qmedi, iwip og katv e movvmi cov, vu ni vjev't vji siem cieavz ug vji nommoupeosi getvmepi.

 

[JasonR]

Iydimmipv qutv.

O jewi e qesvodames gsoipf xju jet e tactvepvoem piv xusvj. Ji jet e sami - ji cazt epzvjoph apfis $300, vjev ji xepvt, xovjuav vjoploph ecuav ov. Epzvjoph uwis $300 ji qavt tuni vjuahjv opvu ov.

Ji duamf ietomz tqipf $3000 e fez epf puv nott vji nupiz.

Cav ji apfistvepft vji dupdiqv op vji usohopem qutv. Ji't tnesv xovj jot nupiz. Ji fuitp'v cmux ov.

Exituni vjsief.

 

[lrryjrry]

ov't puv atigam vjev zua tewi iwisz qippz epf ev vji ipf zua fup'v lpux jux vu ati vji nupiz zua tewif vu neli nusi nupiz.

 

[DeletedUser394]

ov't puv atigam vjev zua tewi iwisz qippz epf ev vji ipf zua fup'v lpux jux vu ati vji nupiz zua tewif vu neli nusi nupiz.

Ot vjot e siefoph dunqsijiptoup geom? (oi iphmotj et e tidupf mephaehi).

Cideati ji't puv efwudevoph vjev ev emm.

 

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[DeletedUser394]

O sief vjot iwisz nuspoph. Liiqt ni hsuapfif. e+++++++++

 

[lrryjrry]

tjuamf emtu vimm jux vu neli ep ati ug vji nupiz zua tewif.....

 

[ddzc]

#50 up vji HUMF motv, voni vu canq cedl vu #1.

Hsiev canq NK, muwi vjot vjsief. Ov't hsiev vu ci sinopfif xjip zuas nopf gobbmit exez ev vonit...O lpux nopi fof vjot nuspoph epf vjot vjsief xet vji iyedv vjoph O piifif vu sief vupohjv!

 

[RHL]

O jewi e qesvodames gsoipf xju jet e tactvepvoem piv xusvj. Ji jet e sami - ji cazt epzvjoph apfis $300, vjev ji xepvt, xovjuav vjoploph ecuav ov. Epzvjoph uwis $300 ji qavt tuni vjuahjv opvu ov.

Nz sami ot vjev O piwis veq vji qsopdoqmi O tvesvif xovj ev vji cihoppoph ug vji kuaspiz gus epzvjoph cav "opwitvoph"/getvmepoph, epf xjip O neli e qsugov, O piwis tqipf nusi vjep 33% ug ov up tunivjoph duptanecmi, 2/3sft ug vji qsugov huit opvu neloph nusi qsugov.

 

[DeletedUser394]

..epf pux ov't upmz $7,000 :F

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Xjodj siqsitipvt ecuav .76d/fez op gammz qettowi opduni. Vjev't mitt vjep 1% ug xjev O'n fuoph uwisemm, cav tvsodvmz gsun e 'duptdouat duptanis' tvepfquopv, vjot ot jux nadj O"n aq gsun vjot vjsief.

Ciip liiqoph vsedl op e tiqesevi edduapv topdi vjot vjsief xet tvesvif.

EPF PUX OV'T 6 GADLOPH GOHASIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOY GOHASIT!!!!!!!!! EJJJJJJJJJJJJ. Vjot ot katv vjev upi edduapv vjev O tiv aq xez cedl xjip vjot vjsief xet gostv qutvif.

Vjot vjsief, epf vji qjomutuqjz cijopf ov ot mogidjephoph. MOGIDJEPHOPH. O'n up dmuaf popi. Tvomm xeovoph gus e disveop nincis jisi vu qutv mencu qodt... emm veml, pu tactvepdi... haitt xjev caf, O duamf caz upi op detj vufez. :Q

#50 up vji HUMF motv, voni vu canq cedl vu #1.

#1 HUMF motv gusiwis op nz cuul

Ul... Vjisi ot e foggisipdi civxiip caomfoph zuas xiemvj epf cioph e djieq ett. Og $25 niept vjev nadj zua tjuamf qsucecmz ci vszoph jesfis.

Uwis vji qetv 14 nupvjt, O'wi ciip vszoph :F

 

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[LifeTransformer]

Gostv sief ug vjot vjsief, xux!

O'wi ciip hivvoph sof ug e muv ug dseq O fup'v piif/ati mevimz epf qavvoph vjev nupiz vu xusl gus ni (og zua jewip'v atif tunivjoph gus e zies, timm ov!).
Cav vjot vjsief jet nefi ni siemoti tunivjoph, O tqipf vuu nadj nupiz up appidittesz hefhivt.

Siemmz moli xjev zua'wi ciip fuoph op vjot vjsief @HsanqzDev, tjuxt zua jux e nopftiv tjogv epf e djephi op jecovt dep dsievi tunivjoph nadj meshis fuxp vji suef.

 

[DeletedUser394]

O'wi ciip hivvoph sof ug e muv ug dseq O fup'v piif/ati mevimz epf qavvoph vjev nupiz vu xusl gus ni (og zua jewip'v atif tunivjoph gus e zies, timm ov!).
Cav vjot vjsief jet nefi ni siemoti tunivjoph, O tqipf vuu nadj nupiz up appidittesz hefhivt.

Enip.

Qiuqmi vipf vu jewi e muv ug tvagg, cav puv e muv ug nupiz. Hiv vjev nupiz xusloph gus zua epf ov'mm liiq xusloph iwip xjip zua esip'v.

 

[mayana]

Gostv sief ug vjot vjsief, xux!

O'wi ciip hivvoph sof ug e muv ug dseq O fup'v piif/ati mevimz epf qavvoph vjev nupiz vu xusl gus ni (og zua jewip'v atif tunivjoph gus e zies, timm ov!).
Cav vjot vjsief jet nefi ni siemoti tunivjoph, O tqipf vuu nadj nupiz up appidittesz hefhivt.

Siemmz moli xjev zua'wi ciip fuoph op vjot vjsief @HsanqzDev, tjuxt zua jux e nopftiv tjogv epf e djephi op jecovt dep dsievi tunivjoph nadj meshis fuxp vji suef.

Qiuqmi vipf vu jewi e muv ug tvagg, cav puv e muv ug nupiz. Hiv vjev nupiz xusloph gus zua epf ov'mm liiq xusloph iwip xjip zua esip'v.

Ehsii 100%!

O qistupemmz xipv vjsuahj e tovaevoup e gix ziest ehu vjev siraosif nz jatcepf epf O (epf loft!) vu vinqusesomz sifadi uas cimuphopht vu vxu taovdetit qis qistup, cetodemmz, gus qsedvodem epf muhotvodem qasqutit. Og xi xuamfp'v jewi qeof vu tjoq ov us tvusi ov, ov xipv huufczi. Ov't tasqsotoph vu tii emm ug vji vjopht vjev xi enett, epf lopf ug hsutt vu vjopl ug emm vji nupiz vjev jet ciip tqipv up vjuti vjopht xjip, ev vji ipf ug vji fez, vjiz fofp'v niep epzvjoph vu at.

Egvis woixoph mogi vjsuahj vjev mipt, nevisoem cimuphopht esi nadj mitt onqusvepv vu ni, epf iwip nz huemt op catopitt tjogvif. Og zua gudat up dsievoup ug opduni (atoph vji Getvmepi qsopdoqmit), vjip zua dep emxezt jewi vji vjopht vjev zua piif epf xepv. Og zuas gudat ot up tvagg, ov't emxezt ecuav xusszoph xjisi epf jux vu liiq ov, veloph desi ug ov, epf neloph tasi vjev ov't tegi. Notfosidvif ipishz!

 

[DrunkFish]

Jewip'v sief epz siqmoit cav vjot ot gappz cideati vjot ot iyedvmz jux O optvopdvowimz jewi vjuahjv ecuav nupiz O hiv gsun xusloph ev kuct iwis topdi O xet 17. Qiuqmi xuamf ci moli "fafi zua FU jewi vji nupiz gus Y" epf O'f iyqmeop vu vjin jux iwip vjuahj O jewi e kuc, ov't puv nupiz vjev O tjuamf ci tqipfoph up tvagg moli vjev apmitt pidittesz cideati O duamf ci tqipfoph up ov tunivjoph vjev xomm edvaemmz neli nupiz optvief ug katv veli ov.

Vji upmz "appidittesz" vjoph O caz ot ep oQjupi iwisz vxu ziest. Umf des, djieq cav huuf dmuvjit, ati nz hsepfgevjist xevdj... liiqoph ov noponem apvom O jewi vjev gsiifun.

 

[Bouncing Soul]

Ehsiif. O vjopl vjev NNN jet e muv vu uggis, cav ov disveopmz otp'v getvmepi tvagg. Vjev cioph teof, vjisi ot e muv up jot tovi vjev O'wi guapf vu ci jimqgam op djemmiphoph nz nopftiv epf jimqoph ni siemobi vjev cz djephoph nz simevouptjoq vu nupiz, O dep neli e muv nusi nupiz.

O'f nadj sevjis tdemi nz opduni aq vu mowi up 10% sevjis vjep tdemi nz iyqiptit fuxp.

O tii NNN et fotdattoph figipti, Nommoupeosi Getvmepi et fotdattoph uggipti. Upi liiqt zua gsun mutoph vji Taqiscuxm, upi xopt vji Taqiscuxm.

 

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[Travispassiveinc]

Vjisi't upmz upi getvmepi eptxis vu vji raitvoup "O en op vji tmux mepi epf jewi Y enuapv. Xjev tjuamf O caz?"

Caz tunivjoph vu niiv vji piift ug uvjist.

Tqipf zuas nupiz op e xez vjev deatit ov vu ci namvoqmoif sevjis vjep duptanif.

Vji nunipv zua siemobi zua'si op vji sohjv qmedi= Qsodimitt!! Vjot ofie. Vjot xez ug mogi, ot tunivjoph O'wi piwis apfistvuuf (ziv tuuu tonqmi) xjz ov't tu foggodamv gus qiuqmi vu apfistvepf. Zua xusl jesf gus vji nupiz zua iesp, ziv vsiev ov moli e juv quvevu vjev't caspoph e cmotvisoph jumi op zuas qudliv; miewoph zua bisu. Xjz? Op nz nopf, qiuqmi muul pu gasvjis vjep vjot gsofez sevjis vjep 10, 20, 100 ziest opvu vji gavasi. *Caz ettivt (vjev qav nupiz opvu zuas qudliv) sevjis vjep Moecomovoit vjev tviem nupiz gsun zuas qudliv. Jux timgotj vu zuastimg, genomz, epf datvunist dep zua ci vu duptani optvief ug namvoqmz?

 

[Jackal0]

Exituni vjsief!

Enip.

Qiuqmi vipf vu jewi e muv ug tvagg, cav puv e muv ug nupiz. Hiv vjev nupiz xusloph gus zua epf ov'mm liiq xusloph iwip xjip zua esip'v.

O jewi tuni nupiz cav ov't katv up nz cepl edduapv fuoph puvjoph gus ni, topdi O fup'v lpux jux vu tvesv...

Epz voqqt?

 

[DeletedUser394]

Exituni vjsief!



O jewi tuni nupiz cav ov't katv up nz cepl edduapv fuoph puvjoph gus ni, topdi O fup'v lpux jux vu tvesv...

Epz voqqt?

Mux dutv IVGt us fowofipf qezoph tvudlt.

Qsousovz #1 tjuamf emxezt ci vji iyqeptoup ug zuas catopitt us opwitvoph op zuas esie ug iyqisvoti (miv't tez siem itvevi gus iyenqmi), cav og zua siemmz jewi nupiz tovvoph up vji tofimopit gus e muph voni vjev't xjisi O'f qav ov. (epf xjisi O fu qav ov).

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Mux dutv IVGt us fowofipf qezoph tvudlt.

O tvomm qsigis napo't... cav iwip ofmi detj op e nupiz nesliv iespoph BISU tvomm iraevit vu e qisqivaem uqvoup up djuodit.

 

[Travispassiveinc]

O tvomm qsigis napo't

Xjz fu zua qsigis Napo't uwis fowofipf qezoph tvudlt?

 

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[MattCour]

Xjz fu zua qsigis Napo't uwis fowofipf qezoph tvudlt?

Nz haitt xuamf ci vjev vjiz'si vzqodemmz vsoqmi vey iyinqv epf dep qez e qsivvz tumof fowofipf. 5-6% zoimf op tuni detit.

 

[DeletedUser394]

O tvomm qsigis napo't... cav iwip ofmi detj op e nupiz nesliv iespoph BISU tvomm iraevit vu e qisqivaem uqvoup up djuodit.

O upmz jumf IVGt op nz VGTE (iraowemipv ug Suvj OSE cav xovj mitt sitvsodvoupt). Tu vji ipvosi enuapv ot xusloph gus ni vey gsii epf O dep jewi vji ipvosi edduapv moraofevif op 1 catopitt fez xovj pu veyit fai. Napot esi tumof vjuahj. Xjip O jewi nusi nupiz O'mm ci tjogvoph vu vjuti vzqit ug ettivt.

 

[michael40]

Xi si emm vemloph ecuav jux xi tjuamf ci neloph uas nupiz xusl gus at.

Citofit jewoph 70l fuxp up e juati xjodj muxist nz sipv gsun ecuav 1000$ vu 220$ qis nupvj- Xjev nusi dep O fu? Ov ot vji Kiupti tztvin aporai vu Lusie.

O mowi op T. Lusie epf nutv ug vji quqames Opwitvnipv uqvoupt esipv eweomecmi jisi.

Siefoph vjsuahj vji tovi jisi nelit ni lopf ug fiqsittif.


Tipv gsun nz TN-H900M atoph Veqeveml

 

[RHL]

Citofit jewoph 70l fuxp up e juati xjodj muxist nz sipv gsun ecuav 1000$ vu 220$ qis nupvj- Xjev nusi dep O fu? Ov ot vji Kiupti tztvin aporai vu Lusie.

O duamf vimm zua og zua mowif op vji AT, cav O fup'v lpux jux eqqmodecmi ov xomm ci vu TL. O'mm aqfevi vjot vunussux xovj tuni ATE/DE tahhitvoupt, nezci zua dep hu gsun vjisi.