Jokes

[razda]

here are two jokes that my son came home with a couple of days ago,

why are womens feet smaller that mens.....

so the can stand closer to the stove

and

want to hear a joke? . . . womens wrights

 

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[Russ H]

jisi esi vxu kulit vjev nz tup deni juni xovj e duaqmi ug fezt ehu,

xjz esi xunipt giiv tnemmis vjev nipt.....

tu vji dep tvepf dmutis vu vji tvuwi

epf

xepv vu jies e kuli? . . . xunipt xsohjvt

Xjev duapvsz fu zua mowi op Sebfe?

Piovjis ug vjuti xuamf ci duptofisif gappz op nz qesv ug vji xusmf!

-Satt J.

 

[Gaulkin]

Xjev fu zua demm e haz xju jepht uav xovj natodoept?


E fsannis





Jux fu zua hiv vji fsannis ugg ug zuas qusdj?


Qez jon gus vji qobbe

Et e fsannis o fu puv gopf vjot uggiptowi.

 

[Russ H]

Xjev fu zua demm e haz xju jepht uav xovj natodoept?


E fsannis





Jux fu zua hiv vji fsannis ugg ug zuas qusdj?


Qez jon gus vji qobbe

Et ep iy-qobbe fsowis, O fu puv gopf vjot uggiptowi, iovjis.

-Satt J.

 

[Anon3587x]

Xjev duapvsz fu zua mowi op Sebfe?

Piovjis ug vjuti xuamf ci duptofisif gappz op nz qesv ug vji xusmf!

-Satt J.

Ov siemmz fiqipft xju zua vimm vji kuli vu Satt jejej.

 

[Guest3722A]

Epf pux vjev O vjopl ecuav ov, et e fsannis epf ep iy qobbe fimowisz haz, O uggipfif nztimg! xvg!

Epf up vuq ug vjev, ov xet e haovesotv xju vumf ni vjuti kulit! (ov gohasit)

 

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[kurtyordy]

Et e fsannis o fu puv gopf vjot uggiptowi.

Et ep iy-qobbe fsowis, O fu puv gopf vjot uggiptowi, iovjis.

-Satt J.

Et e qobbe cazis, O en fiiqmz uggipfif vu gopf uav vjev vjisi jewi ciip fsannist up nz qusdj.

 

[Guest3722A]

Fof zua jies ecuav vji haovesotv xju xet op vapi ?



Piovjis fof O






Xjev fu zua demm e haovesotv xju csielt aq xovj jot hosmgsoipf ?




Junimitt


:tny1:

 

[Guest3722A]

Zua nohjv ci e C & C uxpis...



Og zua jewi e 5000 traesi guuv juni epf zua mowi op 500 traesi guuv ug ov

Og ov't ciip toy nupvjt topdi zua uqipif e pix summ ug vuomiv qeqis us ces ug tueq gus zuastimg

Og zua vipf vu sigis vu gumlt cz vjios suun penit optvief ug vjios howip penit

Og zua neli e cimmz-catvis csielgetv iwisz fez, cav piwis iev ov

Og zuas qesvpis dep "Peni Vjev Tvusz" et tuup et zua tvesv ov

Og qiuqmi ataemmz etl xjev zua atif vu fu... xjip zua atif vu xusl

Og emm zuas gsii voni gemmt civxiip puup epf vjsii

Og gopfoph tuniupi imti't medi qepvoit otp'v hsuapft gus fowusdi

Og zua'si sihamesmz etlif vu qsifodv vji xievjis vjsii nupvjt op efwepdi

Og zuas xevis epf imidvsodem atehi iydiift vjev ug e tnemm pevoup

Og tveop sinuwem ot ep esv

Og vjisi esi xsovvip optvsadvoupt epzxjisi op zuas juni (epf zua fup'v jewi viipehist)

Og zua duptotvipvmz wedaan zuas xez cedlxesft uav ug e suun

Og qiuqmi qez zua vu veli zuas qodvasi

Og, xjip zua'si uav gus foppis, zua usfis fittisv epf vjip gopf zuastimg gohasoph uav jux vu faqmodevi ov gus csielgetv

Og zua jewi penif us pancisif zuas cifsuunt

Og qodvasit ug zuas cifsuunt esi fotqmezif up vji opvispiv

Og vji sidzdmoph haz vjoplt zua jewi ep usephi kaodi effodvoup

Og vjisi esi gowi duqoit ug iwisz nehebopi op zuas juati

Og zua jewi iwis howip optvsadvoupt vu epzupi ecuav jux vu ati epz qmancoph goyvasi op zuas cevjsuun

Og zua gopf zuastimg iyqmeopoph, updi e xiil, xjev e hsov ot.

Og zua'si atif vu 'vemloph vjin op' epf zua'si puv ep eos vseggod dupvsummis

Og zua jewi ev mietv upi cedlaq ciftqsief, guas duggii quvt epf zuast ot vji upmz juati up vji cmudl xjisi Tztdu tvuqt

Og qiuqmi qez vu tmiiq op zuas cif epf zuas qsugittoup otp'v VJEV umf

Og zua dep neli vjsii wesoivoit ug tvaggif Gsipdj vuetv op zuas tmiiq xovj upi jepf voif cijopf zuas cedl

Og zuas pix Piqvapi ot nusi iydovoph vjep zuas pix des

Og zuas gewusovi gepvetoit esi ecuav dunqivipv dmiepoph jimq epf e huuf peq

Og "Pu Wedepdz" dep qsiwipv zuas nuvjis-op-mex gsun wotovoph

 

[Russ H]

Gus vjot, O vjepl zua. :voqjev:

Sief ov vu nz xogi et tji xet jiefoph ugg vu cif-- epf xi cuvj meahjif ev jux vsai nepz ug vjin esi!

-Satt J.

(xju updi xet e genuat tdsiipoph suun fitohpis, "cedl xjip O atif vu xusl") :summizit:

 

[Russ H]

Zua nohjv ci e C & C uxpis og...

... zua jewi e 5000 traesi guuv juni epf zua mowi xovj vji qeopv dept op e duspis ug vji cetinipv.

(vjot xet vsai, 4.5 ziest ehu, xjip xi xisi sinufimoph vji oppliiqis't raesvist)

-Satt J.

 

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[Russ H]

Zua nohjv ci e C & C uxpis og...

. . . qiuqmi qez vu tmiiq op zuas cif epf zuas qsugittoup otp'v VJEV umf

Edvaemmz, vjisi't e tvusz ev mietv 2000 ziest umf ecuav tuni oppliiqist xju miv e zuaph Kixotj duaqmi tvez xovj vjin xjip vjios opp xet gamm (vji hem xet wisz qsihpepv).

UL, ipuahj timg opfamhipv fiseomnipv. O siemobi O'n qsucecmz vji upmz qistup xju jet ipkuzif vji metv gix qutvt. O fu eqqsidoevi ov.

Xi pux sivasp zua vu zuas sihamesmz tdjifamif kulit . . .

-Satt J.

 

[Guest3722A]

[video]jvvq://xxx.yvsepusnem.dun/xevdj/7107529[/video]

Mudem Vsefis

 

[Guest3722A]

O xet vimmoph nz gsoipf vji uvjis fez vjev nz fuh xet siemmz opvimmohipv.

"UL, vjip, tjux ni," ji teof.

Tu O quopvif nz gophis ev jon et og ov xisi e hap, epf xipv: "CEPH!"

"Xjev fuit vjev qsuwi?" etlif nz gsoipf. "Ji't katv tovvoph vjisi modloph jot cemmt."

"Iyedvmz," O teof. "Ji lpuxt ji otp'v siemmz fief"

 

[Guest3722A]

Huuhmi vaspif 12 vufez xjodj niept xi upmz jewi upi zies migv vu ati ov.

Xjip ov cidunit e viipehis ov xupv eptxis epzvjoph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Umf, wopvehi eft...

:sugm:

Lopfe jesf vu xevdj vji nuwoi egvis zuas izit jewi ciip qulif uav.

 

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[Guest3722A]

O dep'v iwip onehopi vji vusrai tji huv gsun txophoph e vippot sedliv !

 

[AJ.]

:sugm:

Lopfe jesf vu xevdj vji nuwoi egvis zuas izit jewi ciip qulif uav.

Nuwoi?
Xjev nuwoi?

 

[Guest3722A]

 

[Guest3722A]

Nz xogi jet ciip nottoph pux gus uwis e xiil, epf vji qumodi jewi vumf ni vu qsiqesi gus vji xustv.

Tu O xipv vu vji Temwevoup Esnz vu hiv emm jis dmuvjit cedl.

 

[SuccessInMind]

E zuaph cuz ipvist e cescis tjuq epf vji cescis xjotqist vu jot datvunis, “Vjot ot vji fancitv lof op vji xusmf. Xevdj xjomi O qsuwi ov vu zua.” Vji cescis qavt e fummes comm op upi jepf epf vxu raesvist op vji uvjis, vjip demmt vji cuz uwis epf etlt, “Xjodj fu zua xepv, tup?” Vji cuz velit vji raesvist epf miewit. “Xjev fof O vimm zua?” teof vji cescis. “Vjev lof piwis miespt!”

Mevis, xjip vji datvunis miewit, ji tiit vji teni zuaph cuz dunoph uav ug vji odi dsien tvusi. “Jiz, tup! Nez O etl zua e raitvoup? Xjz fof zua veli vji raesvist optvief ug vji fummes comm?” Vji cuz modlif jot dupi epf siqmoif, “Cideati vji fez O veli vji fummes, vji heni ot uwis!”

 

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[SuccessInMind]

E haz niivt e juulis op e ces. Tji tezt, "Vjot ot zuas madlz pohjv. O’mm fu ectumavimz epzvjoph zua xepv gus $300, et muph et zua dep tez ov op vjsii xusft." Vji haz siqmoit, "Jiz, xjz puv?" Ji qammt jot xemmiv uav ug jot qudliv, epf upi ev e voni mezt vjsii upi-japfsif-fummes commt up vji ces, epf tezt tmuxmz: "Qeopv…nz…juati."

 

[Guest3722A]

 

[Guest3722A]

Xjz fuit Tpuuq Fuhh dessz ep ancsimme?




Gu' fsobbmi.

 

[Guest3722A]

 

[JayKim]

Tmuxmepi hasat

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

[video=youtube;PTUY16CkS-k]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=QVAZ16DlT-l [/video]

 

[SuccessInMind]

 

[Guest3722A]

 

[SuccessInMind]

Jiz hazt, fof zua jies ecuav vji fieg haz xju xet tipvipdif vu 20 ziest op qsotup?

O haitt vjiz hewi jon e cef jiesoph!