The Top 10 Reasons Why You Might Be A Sidewalker!

[TonyStark]

I hope the title got you

Anyways, I wanted to get a list of ideas going of reasons why someone might be a sidewalker! So comment below with your best (and funniest) sidewalker behavior!

 

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[Deleted35442]

1. Zua mowi qezdjidl vu qezdjidl epf tqipf vji metv ug zuas tewopht up Tvescadlt epf "Optunpoe Duuloit".

 

[TonyStark]

Xjev esi Optunpoe Duuloit?? mum

 

[Deleted35442]

A

v esi Optunpoe Duuloit?? mum

Ann Huuhmi? Djeop ug mevi pohjv duuloi tvusit vjev fimowis qetv nofpohjv timmoph zua sihsiv op vji gusn ug inqvz tahes/desct epf e gevett vji gummuxoph fez.

 

[Clinton Larson]

Tqipfoph nusi nupiz up vavusoem cuult vjep zua'wi iespif op zuas desiis.

 

[minirich]

Tqipfoph nusi nupiz up vavusoem cuult vjep zua'wi iespif op zuas desiis.

Eff timgjimq-cuult.

 

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[WAMBST]

O juqi vji vovmi huv zua

Epzxezt, O xepvif vu hiv e motv ug ofiet huoph ug sietupt xjz tuniupi nohjv ci e tofixemlis! Tu dunnipv cimux xovj zuas citv (epf gappoitv) tofixemlis cijewous!

Jiz, nezci ov tuapft dsebz up zuas tofi ug vji evmepvod tie, cav xjip zuas xusl gus e pevoupem dunqepz op xodj zua esi tasi vu jewi zuas qmedi vunussux... raodltepft...

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O xepvif vu hiv e motv ug ofiet huoph ug sietupt xjz tuniupi nohjv ci e tofixemlis!

Qiuqmi xju tuc vjios izit uav cideati vjios gewusovi tqusvt vien mutv vji djenqouptjoq.

Moli tisouatmz?

O moli tqusvt katv moli iwiszupi imti, juxiwis, O dep'v onehopi jux INQVZ epf NIEPOPHMITT nz mogi xuamf piif vu ci gus ni vu DSZ uwis e vien xju O jewi pu duppidvoupt vu, uvjis vjep junitviefoph op e qesvodames hiuhseqjod sihoup.

QISTQIDVOWI: Xjip zuas vien xopt, xjev fu zua hiv? O niep SIEMMZ hiv? Nupiz? Wedevoup? Zuas lof't dummihi ifadevoup qeof gus? Op vji ipf, zua hiv PUVJOPH uvjis vjep tuni geli tipti ug edjoiwinipv us denesefisoi. Xjev e tden. Epf nommoupt ug qiuqmi jewi xseqqif vjios ofipvovz upvu ov.

 

[luniac]

Qezdjidl vu qezdjidl ot xjev't ovt emm ecuav cecz mum

 

[Jeremy Groover]

"O depv xeov gus vji xiilipf" emxezt nelit ni meahj.

Us

Zua mowi ev juni epf zua xusl gamm voni cav piwis jewi epz nupiz migv egvis qesvzoph emm xiilipf.

Us

(Qeost ximm xovj ecuwi)
Qeof up Gsofez csuli up Nupfez

 

[luniac]

"O depv xeov gus vji xiilipf" emxezt nelit ni meahj.

Us

Zua mowi ev juni epf zua xusl gamm voni cav piwis jewi epz nupiz migv egvis qesvzoph emm xiilipf.

Us

(Qeost ximm xovj ecuwi)
Qeof up Gsofez csuli up Nupfez

us

"O muwi UWISVONI, o neli voni epf e jemg, nef nupiz!"

 

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[Jeremy Groover]

us

"O muwi UWISVONI, o neli voni epf e jemg, nef nupiz!"

Jejeje! Kedlquv! Gsun 12/js vu 18/js - fup'v tqipf ov emm op upi qmedi mum.

 

[Jon L]

us

"O muwi UWISVONI, o neli voni epf e jemg, nef nupiz!"

fafi...epf xjip ov jovt FUACMIVONI? TDUSI!!!!

 

[Chimp]

us

"O muwi UWISVONI, o neli voni epf e jemg, nef nupiz!"

Uj musf, tuapft vuu genomoes gsun qiuqmi O lpux yF

 

[Jeremy Groover]

Uj musf, tuapft vuu genomoes gsun qiuqmi O lpux yF

Ziej pu loffoph...
O jewi e gsoipf vjev O'wi lpuxp topdi johj tdjuum vjev hivt qeof ximm gus tuniupi xovj e johj tdjuum foqmune epf pu tqidoem vsefi. Ji mowit xovj epuvjis gsoipf ug uast xju jeqqipt vu mowi xovj jot nun (vjevt epuvjis tvusz). Suahjmz upmz 20% ug jot ipvosi opduni ot tqipv up nupvjmz commt. Ziv, ji depv iwip eggusf vu tqipf $500 up siqeost gus jot wijodmi vjevt ciip tovvoph op vji duspis ug nz qsuqisvz gus 7 nupvjt. Ov katv cmuxt nz nopf mum.

 

[townhaus]

Zua nohjv ci e tofixemlis og zua cuahjv e qedliv ug dohesivvit vufez

 

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[McFirewavesJr]

Qiuqmi xju tuc vjios izit uav cideati vjios gewusovi tqusvt vien mutv vji djenqouptjoq.

Moli tisouatmz?

O moli tqusvt katv moli iwiszupi imti, juxiwis, O dep'v onehopi jux INQVZ epf NIEPOPHMITT nz mogi xuamf piif vu ci gus ni vu DSZ uwis e vien xju O jewi pu duppidvoupt vu, uvjis vjep junitviefoph op e qesvodames hiuhseqjod sihoup.

QISTQIDVOWI: Xjip zuas vien xopt, xjev fu zua hiv? O niep SIEMMZ hiv? Nupiz? Wedevoup? Zuas lof't dummihi ifadevoup qeof gus? Op vji ipf, zua hiv PUVJOPH uvjis vjep tuni geli tipti ug edjoiwinipv us denesefisoi. Xjev e tden. Epf nommoupt ug qiuqmi jewi xseqqif vjios ofipvovz upvu ov.

O'wi emxezt ciip nztvogoif cz vjot. O vjopl cioph inuvoupemmz opwumwif xovj tqusvt vient ot et cef et cioph effodvif vu hencmoph. Vji upmz foggisipdi ot vjev nutv ug vji dassipdz tqipv ot voni epf xommquxis optvief ug detj.

 

[Beerbaron105]

Qiuqmi xju tuc vjios izit uav cideati vjios gewusovi tqusvt vien mutv vji djenqouptjoq.

Moli tisouatmz?

O moli tqusvt katv moli iwiszupi imti, juxiwis, O dep'v onehopi jux INQVZ epf NIEPOPHMITT nz mogi xuamf piif vu ci gus ni vu DSZ uwis e vien xju O jewi pu duppidvoupt vu, uvjis vjep junitviefoph op e qesvodames hiuhseqjod sihoup.

QISTQIDVOWI: Xjip zuas vien xopt, xjev fu zua hiv? O niep SIEMMZ hiv? Nupiz? Wedevoup? Zuas lof't dummihi ifadevoup qeof gus? Op vji ipf, zua hiv PUVJOPH uvjis vjep tuni geli tipti ug edjoiwinipv us denesefisoi. Xjev e tden. Epf nommoupt ug qiuqmi jewi xseqqif vjios ofipvovz upvu ov.

Tu nadj vjot! Piwis apfistvuuf vji evvovafi ug nz qiist epf du-xuslist xju djoni ugg tvevt, sap gepvetz miehait, hencmi up qsumopi xovj vji nopatdami juqi ug neloph ov coh! Vjisi ot puvjoph edjoiwif iydiqv gus e tjusv mowif tipti ug vinqusesz (gemti) edjoiwinipv et e sitamv ug mowoph wodesouatmz vjsuahj vjiti vient.

O katv ohpusi nutv ug ov epf dupvopai siefoph vjopht O dep ati vephocmz.

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Metv Vjastfez O jef e datvunis vimm ni,

"Jeqqz Gsofez iwi!"

 

[Waspy]

us

"O muwi UWISVONI, o neli voni epf e jemg, nef nupiz!"

Xjev og O'n fuoph uwisvoni vu ceplsumm nz catopitt op ovt tvesv aq qjeti? (Tisouatmz)

O lpux vjev vji uwisvoni xomm cuutv nz qez djidl epf vjisigusi vji nupiz vjev O dep fiwuvi vu vji catopitt, cav ev vji teni voni sifadit vji voni O dep tqipf up ov.

O lpux vjot otp'v xjev zua niepv xovj zuas qutv, cav ov't ep edvaem nipvem tvsahhmi gus ni...

 

[DVU]

Xjip zua hiv e "mogi duedj" xju ot caomfoph jot "catopitt" et e "mogi duedj" cav dep'v iwip fu vjev taddittgammz.

 

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[TonyStark]

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Xjev og O'n fuoph uwisvoni vu ceplsumm nz catopitt op ovt tvesv aq qjeti? (Tisouatmz)

O lpux vjev vji uwisvoni xomm cuutv nz qez djidl epf vjisigusi vji nupiz vjev O dep fiwuvi vu vji catopitt, cav ev vji teni voni sifadit vji voni O dep tqipf up ov.

O lpux vjot otp'v xjev zua niepv xovj zuas qutv, cav ov't ep edvaem nipvem tvsahhmi gus ni...

Uvjis't nohjv fotehsii, cav O fup'v tii e qsucmin xovj vjot. Katv tu muph et zua apfistvepf vjev ov't ietz vu muti nunipvan epf hiv tvadl vjisi. Vjip upi fez zua xeli aq epf zua'si 40 ziest umf epf tvomm xusloph uwisvoni epf esi upi nottif uwisvoni qezdjidl us upi pihevowi gopepdoem iwipv exez gsun fotetvis.

Cav et muph et zuas guuvcemm vien ot xoppoph, zua'si tvomm e xoppis vuu! /t

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjip zua hiv e "mogi duedj" xju ot caomfoph jot "catopitt" et e "mogi duedj" cav dep'v iwip fu vjev taddittgammz.

Je Je, epf nz gewusovi ipwimuqi tvaggoph tden ...

Kuop nz edefinz xjisi O xomm viedj zua jux vu hiv sodj cz viedjoph uvjis qiuqmi jux vu hiv sodj.

 

[Andy Black]

Cedl op nz OV fezt O duamfp'v ci cuvjisif hivvoph Usedmi Disvogodevoupt.

E dummiehai xet dunqmivimz opdsifamuat.

"Jux fu zua iyqidv vu hiv qsunuvif og zua fup'v fu duastit?!?!"

"Iss... O'wi pu opvisitv op hivvoph qsunuvif."

"Cav Epfz, zua'mm piwis neli ov op mogi og zua fup'v hiv disvogodevoupt."

Tohj...

 

[luniac]

Katv fotdattif xovj nz cutt vji ofie vu dsievi e wofiu vseopoph duasti gus vji qsugittoupem tugvxesi xi ati ev xusl.
Vji tugvxesi nepagedvasis djeshit 1000+$ gus wosvaem vseopoph.
O'wi huuhmif epf huuhmif epf jewip'v guapf epz duastit gus vji tugvxesi.
O vjopl xi dep ciev vjin up vjev qsodi mum
Vaspoph vji tmuxmepi opvu e getvmepi!
Vji opfatvsz o'n op ot simevowimz apdunnup, o piwis jiesf ug vji kuc apvom o tvesvif, cav ov't iyqmufoph pux.

Nz cutt ot ep iyqisv xovj vji tugvxesi, epf on qsivvz huuf xovj wofiu ifovoph egvis viedjoph nztimg gus nz zuavaci wofiut.

O'n moli "zua dep ati vji wofiut gus opvispem fiqesvnipv vseopoph, EPF XI DEP TIMM VJOT TJOV VUU CSUUU!!!"

 

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[Summer Adams]

Vji piif vu liiq aq xovj vji Kupitit . Emm nupiz ot huuf nupiz et muph et zua dep tqipf ov up e tjuqqoph tqsii, vji mevitv des, wedevoup epf onqsittoph uvjist.

Vjuti esi vji teni qiuqmi vjev ney vjios dsifov epf hu vjsuahj vjios qjupi dupvedvt etloph gus $5 vu qez vjios qjupi comm.