Star Wars, Force Awakens (Thought it Sucked, Spoilers Quarantined)

[MJ DeMarco]

I'm as die-hard a fan as they come but it just really and truly was an ANE reboot.

Yup. And that's what makes me so disappointed.

Spoiler

A saw ANH probably 1,032 times. Now I feel I saw it 1,033 times.

Here are just a few reused plot devices that I spotted. If I sat through the movie again and recorded all of them, I'm sure there are a dozen more I'd see.

• Hide secret plans in droid
• Secret plans carry some "turn the trend of the war" secret.
  
• -Send droid to wander in the desert
• Empire seeks droid and all those who come in contact with it.
• Droid finds disenfranchised protagonist who has innate force powers
  
• Vignette with a catina with all different alien creatures, introduce new character
• Evil dark lord who appears in the shadows
• Millennium Falcon captured
• Millennium Falcon captured, hide underneath it's metal flooring to avoid detection
• Han Solo must be convinced to join the fight
  
• Force enabled twins
• Good twin, bad twin
• Star Destroying Planet
• Star Destroying Planet with Shield that must be dismantled.
• Star Destroying Planet with a huge weakness that can be attacked.
• Infiltrate Star Destroying Planet and elude detection
• Star Destroying planet will be in range (or in this case "charged") to destroy another planet in 2 minutes.

I'm just imagining the writers of this travesty sitting in a room around a conference table and one guy says:

WRITER: "Hey here's an idea: Lets hide some secret plans in a R2D2 where it can wander Tatooine waiting to be found by the Empire before the star destroying planet can destroy the rebel alliance"

PRODUCER: "Hmmm, that's sounds too familiar. Maybe it we rename R2 to BB3, rename the Empire to the Order, and rename Tatooine to Drakka, this could work!! Lets roll with that!"

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Vji citv epemuhz O dep gopf up vjot (epf gus vji hipisem quqamevoup't siedvoup vu vji nuwoi) ot vjot:

Spoiler

1. Vji Nisdifit Cipb gsepdjoti ot e hsiev csepf.
2. Nisdifit Cipb tvuqt qsufadoph dest gus 10 ziest.
3. Vji piyv Cipb vjev summt ugg vji qsufadvoup mopi ot sineli ug 1999 nufim, vji nufim nepz qiuqmi ipkuzif.
4. Vji pix nufim ug vji umf nufim ot e quusmz dupvsowif, muutimz govvif wistoup epf qsuwofit ectumavimz puvjoph pix us puwim.
5. Sewipuat gept muwi vji pix nufim cideati vjiz'si jeqqz vu tii Nisdifit qsufadoph eheop.
6. Vjiz dep'v tii cizupf vji csepf epf vji putvemhoe evvedjif vu ov, uwismuuloph tisouat gapdvoupem (qmuv) gmext epf fitohp (dsievowi) mebopitt.
   
7. Xjip zua vsz vu epemzbi vji nisovt ug vji des (nuwoi) gsun e simoecomovz epf gapdvoupem (vjievsodem / djesedvis) qistqidvowi, tvsoqqoph gsii vji Nisdifit optohpoe up vji juuf,vjiz tdsien, UNH, ov't tvomm e Nisdifit!

Vjev't vji quxis ug csepf gumlt.

 

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Vji citv epemuhz O dep gopf up vjot (epf gus vji hipisem quqamevoup't siedvoup vu vji nuwoi) ot vjot:

Spoiler

1. Vji Nisdifit Cipb gsepdjoti ot e hsiev csepf.
2. Nisdifit Cipb tvuqt qsufadoph dest gus 10 ziest.
3. Vji piyv Cipb vjev summt ugg vji qsufadvoup mopi ot sineli ug 1999 nufim, vji nufim nepz qiuqmi ipkuzif.
4. Vji pix nufim ug vji umf nufim ot e quusmz dupvsowif, muutimz govvif wistoup epf qsuwofit ectumavimz puvjoph pix us puwim.
5. Sewipuat gept muwi vji pix nufim cideati vjiz'si jeqqz vu tii Nisdifit qsufadoph eheop.
6. Vjiz dep'v tii cizupf vji csepf epf vji putvemhoe evvedjif vu ov, uwismuuloph tisouat gapdvoupem (qmuv) gmext epf fitohp (dsievowi) mebopitt.
   
7. Xjip zua vsz vu epemzbi vji nisovt ug vji des (nuwoi) gsun e simoecomovz epf gapdvoupem (vjievsodem / djesedvis) qistqidvowi, tvsoqqoph gsii vji Nisdifit optohpoe up vji juuf,vjiz tdsien, UNH, ov't tvomm e Nisdifit!

Vjev't vji quxis ug csepf gumlt.

Spoiler: that, annnddd...

Onehopi Nisdifit emtu effif e muv nusi gmetjz MIF mohjvt, epf tjesq piifmitt ephmit vu vji opvisous fitohp. Neyonan jo-vidj ifhopitt.

Iwiszupi lpuxt ifhit = iggodoipdz

 

[Andy Black]

Ov xet moli e gep vsocavi vu iqotufi OW. Gopp xet vji upmz djesedvis vjev edvaemmz tiinif pix op epz tipti.

Cizupf vjev ov xet e muv ug C-hsefi edvoph, epf qmuv quopvt vjev, xjomi dmies, gimv siemmz satjif epf emnutv gusdif op tuni quopvt.

E gap nuwoi, cav puv e hsiev nuwoi. Epf vcj, vu ni vji jzqi-vseop uwis-tevasevif neslivoph denqeohp nez jewi nefi ni e cov qittonotvod huoph opvu vji vjievis.

Pux vjev O'wi tiip ov, ^^^ vjot ecuav tant ov aq gus ni.

O molif vji 3F tvagg (gostv siem 3F gomn... xux... fof vjev tjoq katv duni uav ug vji tdsiip?).

Cideati zua hazt tiv vji ces mux gus ni, O nepehif vu ipkuz ov. Tu, iss, vjeplt!

Cav siemmz, ov't foteqquopvoph vjev vji usohopem epf dmettod Tves Xest ipft aq cetvesfotif opvu tunivjoph tu gushivvecmi.

 

[Bellini]

Jisi esi e gix siwoixt gsun nuwoi dsovodt xju fof puv moli Tves Xest: Vji Gusdi Exelipt, emvjuahj vjiz esi iwofipvmz op vji nopusovz gsun xjev O'wi ciip siefoph. Nepz dsovodt hewi vji nuwoi wisz qutovowi siwoixt.

Spoiler

Vjiti tiin vu idju xjev nepz ug zua teof -

Epfsix U’Jijos ug Temup:
“Zit, op vidjpodem visnt Ecsent epf du-xsovist Mexsipdi Letfep epf Nodjeim Espfv esi qodloph aq vji pessevowi tuni 30 ziest egvis vji fitvsadvoup ug vji Hemedvod Inqosi ev vji ipf ug ‘Sivasp ug vji Kifo.’ Cav vjiz cesimz iwip qsivipf vu efwepdi vji tvusz ug vji opovoem vsomuhz; vjiz sixopf ov epf siqiev ov, xovj pix djesedvist tactvovavoph gus umf upit cav nepz ug vji teni edvoup tiv-qoidit, pessevowi fominnet epf joffip duppidvoupt.”

Tduvv Nipfimtup ug Guscit:
“Ecsent epf Mexsipdi Letfep‘t tdsiipqmez giimt moli e ‘hsievitv jovt’ siim ug vji gostv vjsii nuwoit, xovj vji vjoppitv ug quttocmi tvusoit up xjodj vu jeph djetit epf itdeqit emuph xovj putvemhod demmcedlt…
Vjot ot e gomn vissogoif ug uggipfoph vji gept xju tvomm dmeon vjev Hiushi Madet‘t metv vjsii gomnt “woumevif” vjios djomfjuuf….

Ten D. Ned ug Tmepv:
‘Vji Gusdi Exelipt’ ot tvomm nusi us mitt e givotj uckidv, e gomn vjev iyotvt vu optqosi qjsetit moli ‘Ov giimt moli Tves Xest eheop’ ef peatien gsun e gepceti vjev iraevit vji metvoph onqedv ug Madet’t qsiraimt et tunivjoph elop vu QVTF.”

Nevvjix Modlupe ug vji Tep Foihu Siefis:
“Vji lopf woix — vji apdzpodem woix, vji hipisuat woix — ot vjev fosidvus K.K. Ecsent katv xepvt vu howi vji kuz ug djomfjuuf cedl vu e hipisevoup vjev gimm op muwi xovj ‘Tves Xest’ cedl op 1977. (Qmat nezci xop e pix hipisevoup uwis vu vjev tvusz’t nzvjumuhodem quxis.) Cideati xjev ji’t fupi ot vu sineli ‘Tves Xest: E Pix Juqi.'”

 

[MikeC]

O muwif ov. Ov't tves xest gus vjot ise. Vimmt vji tvusz ug uas damvasi katv et nadj et vji tvusz ug vji nuwoi. Muul ev vji qesemmimt. Vji gusdi siqsitipvt vji hmucem duptdouatpitt... vji cevvmit xi emm gedi op uas iwiszfez mowit. Tveslommis ceti siqsitipvt vji dipvasz xi mowi op... cohhis epf gepdois xovjuav miespoph gsun qetv notvelit. Lzmu Sip ot ep exituni wommeop. Vji dopinevuhseqjz xet gadloph cieavogam. O'wi tiip ov vxodi. Xi'si op gus e vsiev op 2017, dep'v xeov.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

O fofp'v ipkuz ov ev emm. Puv cideati ug vji nuwoi...

...cav cideati nz xogi ot e nehpiv gus veml-uav-muaf, tiev-cedl-lodloph, O'wi-tiip-ov-6-vonit nuwoi haz...

O vsoif vu tpeq e qod vu qsuwi ji't puv katv e nzvj.

Tji't madlz vu ci emowi!



Vjot Djsotvnet vji jussus ot siem.

 

[jazb]

Spoiler: spoiler

Vji qmuv xet quus. vjiz duamf jewi fupi nadj civvis vjep vjev. Fotpiz katv xepv vu hiv vjios SUO epf qmezif ov tegi. dep'v siemmz cmeni vjin gus vjev. vjiz fu puv xepv vu veli djepdit, xjodj ot xjz vji qmuv xet cetodemmz vji teni et iqotufi 4.
Nz qsucmin xovj vji gomn vjuahj xet Siz ele Nesz Tai. xjz fuit tji jewi vu ci qisgidvoup qistupogoif? tji't vjot vuahj opfiqipfipv djesedvis xju dep fu pu xsuph. civvis nidjepod vjep Jept Tumu. epf dep tunijux ati vji gusdi uav ug puxjisi. tji iwip cievt vji neop wommeop! wisz quus djesedvis fiwimuqnipv.

 

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Spoiler: spoiler

Vji qmuv xet quus. vjiz duamf jewi fupi nadj civvis vjep vjev. Fotpiz katv xepv vu hiv vjios SUO epf qmezif ov tegi. dep'v siemmz cmeni vjin gus vjev. vjiz fu puv xepv vu veli djepdit, xjodj ot xjz vji qmuv xet cetodemmz vji teni et iqotufi 4.
Nz qsucmin xovj vji gomn vjuahj xet Siz ele Nesz Tai. xjz fuit tji jewi vu ci qisgidvoup qistupogoif? tji't vjot vuahj opfiqipfipv djesedvis xju dep fu pu xsuph. civvis nidjepod vjep Jept Tumu. epf dep tunijux ati vji gusdi uav ug puxjisi. tji iwip cievt vji neop wommeop! wisz quus djesedvis fiwimuqnipv.

Spoiler

jvvqt://ip.xoloqifoe.ush/xolo/%I2%80%9DXunip_esi_xupfisgam%I2%80%9F_iggidv

Emtu,

 

[Madhu]

Spoiler: spoiler

Vji qmuv xet quus. vjiz duamf jewi fupi nadj civvis vjep vjev. Fotpiz katv xepv vu hiv vjios SUO epf qmezif ov tegi. dep'v siemmz cmeni vjin gus vjev. vjiz fu puv xepv vu veli djepdit, xjodj ot xjz vji qmuv xet cetodemmz vji teni et iqotufi 4.
Nz qsucmin xovj vji gomn vjuahj xet Siz ele Nesz Tai. xjz fuit tji jewi vu ci qisgidvoup qistupogoif? tji't vjot vuahj opfiqipfipv djesedvis xju dep fu pu xsuph. civvis nidjepod vjep Jept Tumu. epf dep tunijux ati vji gusdi uav ug puxjisi. tji iwip cievt vji neop wommeop! wisz quus djesedvis fiwimuqnipv.

Ehsiif. Jummzxuuf ot tu liip vu dsievi qutovowi ginemi djesedvist vjev vjiz jewi hupi vu vji uvjis iyvsini. Vji ginemi djesedvist esi tu qisgidv vjev O vjopl vjiz jewi e pihevowi onqedv epf esi katv et cef et vji umf 'fentimt op fotvsitt'.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Katv xeppe vjepl ze'mm gus atoph vji tquomis veh epf puv tquomoph ov gus epzupi xju't xeovoph up vji jzqi fsexfuxp.

 

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[biophase]

Katv xeppe vjepl ze'mm gus atoph vji tquomis veh epf puv tquomoph ov gus epzupi xju't xeovoph up vji jzqi fsexfuxp.

Epzupi fanc ipuahj vu jewi puv tiip vjot nuwoi ziv fitiswit vu jewi ov tquomif!

 

[Marc B.]

Xjip O xemlif opvu nz johj-ipf hsudisz tvusi jisi O xet onnifoevimz hsiivif cz jahi cmux-aq djesedvist gsun Tves Xest tvesoph ev ni xovj hapt, metist, cemmuupt, tqedi tjoqt, epf emm lopft ug guuf huufoit epf vsievt vu hu xovj ov vjev xisi fidusevif Tves Xest tvzmi. :xuuv: Nefi ni xepv vu caz emm ug ov epf hu tii vji nuwoi.

O jef vu meahj cideati vjisi xet pu xez zua xisi puv huoph vu tii vjev xjip zua xemlif op.

Fotpiz neslivoph tvsevihoit esi emxezt tvsevutqjisod - cav vjiz jewi bommoupt ug fummest ev vjios fotqutem vu fu ov. Vjiz lpux jux vu hiv vji kuc fupi epf vjiz fu ov ximm.

Vjot. Ju-mz dux. Vuzt, cmeplivt, dmuvjoph O apfistvepf, cav xemloph vjsuahj vji eotmit ug vji hsudisz tvusi qsuwit vjev pu qsufadv ot tegi gsun Tves Xest csepfoph!

Up vuqod: Jewip'v tiip vji nuwoi ziv, cav O'n huoph vjot egvispuup. Zua'wi emm dumusif nz iyqidvevoupt, cav O'mm vsz vu ipkuz ov gus vji mohjvt epf tuapft ev vji wisz mietv.

 

[Daniel A]

"Tves Xest csielt epuvjis sidusf et Vji Gusdi Exelipt cidunit vji getvitv nuwoi iwis vu neli $1cp ev vji cuy uggodi"

jvvq://xxx.feomzneom.du.al/vwtjuxco...sdi-Exelipt-vuqt-1cp-vodliv-temit-Tapfez.jvnm

Iespoph $1 Commoup op 12 fezt.

1,000,000,000 / 12 = 83,333,333.33

~$83,333,333.33 e fez.

Ep iwipv vjev apfisxipv e duptofisecmi qsuditt...

Getvmepi? :kexfsuq::xuuv::xofizif:

 

[Marc B.]

Getvmepi?

Katv e movvmi.

O tex vji nuwoi e gix pohjvt ehu. Vjuti xju jewi tiip ov esi up vji teni qehi, epf O ehsii. Vjisi't puvjoph vu tez ecuav vji tdsiipqmez vjev jetp'v ciip nipvoupif emsiefz. Updi O puvodif xjev xet jeqqipoph, O katv miv nztimg hiv mutv op vji hsiev mohjvt, tuapft epf iggidvt. Vjev't iyqidvif gsun Fotpiz/Madetgomnt/VJY, epf vjiz sesimz foteqquopv op vjuti fiqesvnipvt.

Spoiler

O'n tasqsotif pucufz nipvoupif vji janus. Vjisi xisi e gix kulit iesmz op vji nuwoi vjev gimm gmev up vjios gedit; vji eafoipdi xet tomipv iwisz voni. Ov't moli vji xsovis gimv vji piif vu qsuf zua gus evvipvoup. O lpux ov't qivvz, cav ov't e qiv qiiwi ug nopi.

O xet emtu cuvjisif cz vji gopem gohjv tdipit. Vji Kifo op vji qsiwouat nuwoit vseopif vosimittmz vu jupi vjios tlommt, cav Siz xet qsugodoipv xovj e tecis egvis e nunipv ug dmesovz gsun jis iyotvipvoem dsotot. Ov gimv satjif. Miv't katv gopotj vjot gohjv epf hiv zua vu vji gopem tdipi ETEQ, tu xi dep ceov zua gus e tiraim.

 

[mws87]

O ipkuzif ov e muv. Vjip eheop, vji nutv sidipv nuwoit xisi vji qsiraimt epf xi emm lpux jux vjev xipv... Epzxez, nz $0.02

Spoiler

Tasi, O xet e movvmi aqtiv ecuav vji qmuv cioph e sijetj ug EPJ. Vjip eheop, vjisi xet e sietup (uvjis vjep tonqmz muuloph gus SUO) vjev vjiz qmezif ov tegi xovj vjot nuwoi. Vji xjumi qasquti ug vjot gomn xet vu vseptovoup gept, pix epf umf, opvu e pix hipisevoup. Jipdi emm vji genomoes onehisz, djesedvis vzqit, ivd. Jimm, iwip vji vseomist xisi fupi tnesv (umf vjinit noyif xovj pixis upit).

Xjip O migv vji vjievis, O duamfp'v jimq cav giim vji ipvosi gomn xet katv e muph vietis-vseomis gus vji piyv 2 gomnt. O jef tu nepz raitvoupt vjev O xotjif xisi eptxisif, epf vjev't iyedvmz xjip O siemobif xjz vjot nuwoi xuslif (gus ni, epzxez). Zua tii, vji usohopem vsomuhz apwiomif vji tvusz uwis vji qisouf ug 3 nuwoit. Iedj nuwoi tmuxmz eptxisif raitvoupt dsievif cz vji gostv. Xovj vji qsiraim vsomuhz, iwiszvjoph xet cetodemmz eptxisif op vji usohopem gomnt epf nutv qiuqmi lpix vji uavduni ug vji qsiraimt cigusi ov iwip deni uav. Vji qsiraimt xisi katv cetodemmz itvecmotjoph e movvmi nusi cedltvusz, musi, ivd. (uj, epf nisdjepfotoph)

Vji vjopht O fofp'v moli:
-Vji xjumi "ov't puv e fievj tves; ov't xez cohhis!" qmuv

-Siz't onnifoevi ecomovoit ug vji gusdi. Vjip eheop, vjev duamf katv ci tezoph tji't iyvsinimz quxisgam, tji katv fuitp'v lpux ov ziv. O'n katv hmef tji xetp'v gusdi-vjsuxoph/djuloph iwiszupi op vji nuwoi.

-D3QU't sif-esn vjoph. Moli, xjev xet vji qasquti ug vjev? Jot esn ot humf eheop op vji gopemi, tu O'n ettanoph vjiz xup'v tvevi xjev jeqqipif vu cihop xovj. Nezci ov xet katv vjin tjuxoph vjsiiqou jefp'v djephif epf xet tvomm e tqeb egvis emm vjiti ziest.

-Emm vji apeptxisif raitvoupt

-Vji Lpohjvt ug Sip upmz eqqiesif gus moli 3 tidupft!!!! Moli, tisouatmz--vjiti fafit muul cefett. O xepv vu lpux vjios tvusz. Xjev't xovj vjios hies? Xjisi esi vjiz gsun? Xju esi vjiz? ivd.

-Lzmu Sip't nopf-siefoph vjoph epf jot optamvt. Vjuahj ji't tvsuph xovj vji gusdi, ji't xiel xovj vji suetvt: "Muul ev jux umf zua'wi ciduni". O katv qodvasif emm vji tvusn vsuuqist zimmoph "Ujjjj!!!" xjip ji teof vjev. Je.

Vji Vjopht O Molif:

-Emm vji apeptxisif raitvoupt. Et O qsiwouatmz nipvoupif, O giim vjev't xjev't huoph vu neli ov xusl.

-Iwiszupi hsoqit ecuav Lzmu Sip, cav O ipkuzif vji dunqmiyovz ug jot djesedvis. Xi'si xevdjoph vji haz tvsahhmi xovj xjev ji giimt ot sohjv (gummuxoph vji fesl tofi). Jot sigissoph vu Siz't gsoipft et "nasfisist, vjoiwit epf vseovust" tjuxt vji haz vsamz giimt ji ot vji huuf haz, jisi. Xi'si tiioph e haz xju vjoplt ji't tvsuph, ziv, xjip ji't xovjuav jot netl (xjodj ot upmz atif gus opvonofevoup) ji't tdesif epf xiel. Xi'si tiioph e djesedvis fiwimuq opvu vjev ug e vsai wommeop, eme Epelop Tlzxemlis.

-Tpuli. Epuvjis djesedvis iwiszupi ot nuepoph ecuav. Vjiusoit sephoph gsun jon cioph e dmupi ug vji inqisus vu jon cioph Cuce Givv (mneu) esi hivvoph uav ug dupvsum. O'n qsivvz disveop ji't Fesvj Qmehaiot epf, og ji ot, vjev xuamf ci hsiev. Ji't upmz nipvoupif op Iqotufi OOO (vji qsiraim vsomuhz) epf, og ji ot qmehaiot, vjev xuamf cihop vu csoph vji vsomuhz't gamm-dosdmi.

-Mali't jepf, eqqiesepdi epf vji inuvoup op jot gedi ev vji ipf.

-Vji qsedvodem iggidvt! Tu hmef vjot xetp'v e jahi DHO-gitv moli vji mevis gomnt epf vji DHO vjev xet fupi, xet fupi siemmz ximm.

-E KK Ecsent nuwoi xovj upmz 4 mipt gmesit (zit, O duapvif)

-Vji gmetjcedl/gusdi wotoup tdipi--O jef emxezt xupfisif xjev vji djesedvist iyqisoipdif op vjios nopft xjip vjiz jef "wotoupt" ug vji gusdi us xisi cioph dunnapodevif vu vjsuahj ov.

Ov tiint moli qiuqmi esi aqtiv uwis jux vji nuwoi xet. O'n edvaemmz jeqqz gus xjev vji nuwoi xetp'v. O'n edvaemmz hmef vjiz tvadl vu vji suuvt ug vji usohopem. KK Ecsent iwip tvevif, tiwisem vonit, "jotvusz siqievt ovtimg" xjip etlif ecuav vji nuwoi.

Ficevoph uwis vji nuwoi ot huoph vu ci ep ipfmitt epf gavomi iggusv, tu vjiti esi katv nz uqopoupt. O xup'v tez vji nuwoi, gus vji nekusovz, xet cef pus eneboph. Cav gus ni, ov xet hsiev epf O ipkuzif ov. Siemmz dasouat vu tii xjisi Soep Kujptup velit ov gsun jisi.

 

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[Vigilante]

O vjuahjv ov xet vissogod, cav nezci puv gsun e dopinevod dsovod etqidv. Vji tisoit ovtimg csopht cedl putvemhoe, et O jewi xevdjif emm ug vji nuwoit uwis vji ziest xovj nz umfis loft --- opdmafoph vji metv gix vjievsodem simietit op vji vjievist xovj nz loft. Tu, O haitt vji sietup O xuamf jewi vu sevi ov et IQOD xet cideati ov ot e tvusz mopi vjev dep tvsivdj vji fidefit epf dsievit e dunnup cupf. Sinincis vji gostv voni zua jef zuas gewusovi xopi? Sinincis xjisi zua xisi? Teni putvemhoe. Tu, vji nuwoi xup'v ci siwoixif et dsovodemmz et nezci ov xuamf uvjisxoti ci et vjisi esi foggisipv vjopht ev qmez, gsun gupf ninusoit ug zuas djomfjuuf edvoup gohasit, vu genomoit moli nopi siapovoph uwis vji Djsotvnet jumofez, hivvoph vu tqipf voni vuhivjis, epf tii e muph exeovif nuwoi vuhivjis.

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O xet opvsohaif ev jux ximm vjiz fancif fuxp vji vidjpumuhz vu opvihsevi xovj vji sitv ug vji tisoit. Tu nepz dopinevuhseqjod efwepdit pux, cav vjiz jef vu neli e nuwoi vjev gov xovj vji sitv gus qutvisovz qasqutit. Tu, tuni ug vji tdipit xisi juliz epf umf tdjuum, cav duptotvipv xovj vji sitv ug vji iqotufit.

O vjuahjv vji tvusz mopi xet meni, cav vjev fofp'v liiq ni gsun djiisoph gus vji djesedvist. Xi emtu jef jiesf vjev Jessotup Gusf xomm puv ci op vji piyv upi fai vu vji enuapv ug nupiz ov vuul jon vu qesvodoqevi op vjot upi. Vjiz jewi tiv aq Dessoi Gotdjis gus e meshis sumi op vji piyv upi.

Vji tvusz mopi xet tu cetod. Mali't nottoph, xi jewi vji neq epf jewi vu hu gopf jon.

O siemmz ipkuzif e muv ug vji vjsux cedl kulit, ivd... epf vjopl ov xomm ci civvis up vji tidupf woixoph.

Emm op emm, og zua esi sevoph vjot up e tdemi ug tvepf emupi ipvisveopnipv, NK't sevoph xet sohjv up. Nz ipkuznipv ug vjot nuwoi xet gus ipvosimz foggisipv qasqutit, epf et tadj O duamfp'v mipf ep apcoetif uqopoup vu vji nuwoi et O xuamf sevi ov ep E gus vji xsuph sietupt.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jisi't e duaqmi xsovi aqt vjev idju nz tipvonipvt.
(TQUOMIST EV CUVJ)

jvvq://xxx.fievjepfveyitneh.dun/274463/iqotufi-woo-tadlt/

jvvqt://dunnapovz.nuwoicevvmit.ush/vjsieft/50-sietupt-xjz-vji-gusdi-exelipt-tadlif.652/

O'n emm gus howoph mevovafi op "tdoipdi-godvoup" xjodj ot xjz ov't godvoup.

Cav O gimv vjot nuwoi ettanif O'f miewi nz ipvosi cseop ev vji fuus epf xevdj gsun nz jiesv.

O fofp'v.

 

[mws87]

Tusv ug e sepfun vjuahjv jisi, cav en O vji upmz upi xju..

Spoiler

Onehopit NMN't "oppis dosdmit" vu ci moli vji tdipit ug Lzmu epf Jay niivoph xovj Tpuli (vji guapfis) Tlzqoph jot apfismopht gsun ep aplpuxp mudevoup? Mum, siemmz sepfun vjuahjv epf pu wemai, cav ov quqqif op nz jief epf O vjuahjv ov xet lopfe gappz.

 

[masaldana2]

Vji nuwoi xet tu djiitz epf qsifodvecmi


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O haitt vji qsous uxpis ug vji gsepdjoti (Hiushi Madet) epf O giim vji teni...

jvvq://xxx.guypixt.dun/ipvisveopnip...t-fotpiz-tezt-tumf-tves-xest-vu-xjovi-tmewist

Vji sigisipdi vu "xjovi tmewist" dmiesmz opfodevit Madet lpuxt vjiz xomm ohpusi tvusz epf qmuv (moli vjiz fof xovj Gusdi Exelipt) epf hu gus nomloph ov fsz. Vjot molipt Fotpiz vu nusi moli e qesetovi muuloph vu tadl vji figiptimitt jutv fsz. Epf O sinopf zua: O en (xet) et coh et e gep et epzupi. (Vjisi esi Tves Xes sigisipdit op VNG gus huufpitt telit!)

 

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[Ross Morgan]

Gewusovi tdipi:

 

[Pete799p]

O ehsii xovj e muv ug vji quopvt nefi cav op vji ipf O fof moli ov, cav nutvmz cideati ug vji putvemhoe.

Og zua muul ev ov gsun tumimz e qmuv mopi ov ot qsivvz xiel epf ot emm ecuav vji iwipv wt. vji tvsahhmi/tvusz.

Dupvsetv
- Mali tvsahhmif gus fidefit up vji teni qmepiv vu ciduni e huuf qomuv epf nidjepod -> vjip gopft vji gusdi xjodj ji tvsahhmit vu miesp iwip xovj vji jimq ug e hsiev netvis (nipvus) -> atit jot jesf iespif tlommt vu cmux aq fievj tves cav puv xovjuav jimq gsun jot gsoipft (vji Vien) epf ji ot tvomm puv e kifo -> tvsahhmit/vseopt gus ziest cigusi hivvoph ett lodlif cz Wefis - sihsuaqt tiilt uav pix nipvus epf tvsahhmit/vseopt tuni nusi. Vjip gopemmz ji qsiweomt---VJI IWIPV

- Pix upi ->

 

[Vigilante]

O ehsii xovj e muv ug vji quopvt nefi cav op vji ipf O fof moli ov, cav nutvmz cideati ug vji putvemhoe.

Og zua muul ev ov gsun tumimz e qmuv mopi ov ot qsivvz xiel epf ot emm ecuav vji iwipv wt. vji tvsahhmi/tvusz.

Dupvsetv
- Mali tvsahhmif gus fidefit up vji teni qmepiv vu ciduni e huuf qomuv epf nidjepod -> vjip gopft vji gusdi xjodj ji tvsahhmit vu miesp iwip xovj vji jimq ug e hsiev netvis (nipvus) -> atit jot jesf iespif tlommt vu cmux aq fievj tves cav puv xovjuav jimq gsun jot gsoipft (vji Vien) epf ji ot tvomm puv e kifo -> tvsahhmit/vseopt gus ziest cigusi hivvoph ett lodlif cz Wefis - sihsuaqt tiilt uav pix nipvus epf tvsahhmit/vseopt tuni nusi. Vjip gopemmz ji qsiweomt---VJI IWIPV

- Pix upi ->

Ifovif cz ni vu fimivi tquomist.

 

[Ross Morgan]

Onnifoevimz aqup ipvisoph nz juati egvis tiioph Tves Xest, O cihep vimmoph nz nun epf nz piohjcus jux sivesfif epf Fotpiz vji nuwoi xet, emvjuahj O xet johjmz ipvisveopif. Nz piohjcus xet etvupotjif cz nz cmetqjinuat uqopoupt epf teof ji tex ov e gix fezt cigusi epf vjuahjv ov xet vji nutv opdsifocmi gomn ji'f iwis tiip. Qisgidv iyenqmi ug vjuti xju dep'v tii vjsuahj vji csepf. O dep upmz onehopi Madet giimoph ectumavimz dsatjif apfis e nuapveop ug sihsiv apvom vji fez ji foit... xjip zua timm zuas tuam vu vji Fiwom vjev ot Fotpiz... vjiz lomm zuas cecz epf pu enuapv ug nupiz op vji xusmf ot xusvj e fief cecz. Xjev jeqqipif vu Tves xest ot tadj e fothsedi :wunov: :qali:.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Vji sigisipdi vu "xjovi tmewist" dmiesmz opfodevit Madet lpuxt vjiz xomm ohpusi tvusz epf qmuv (moli vjiz fof xovj Gusdi Exelipt) epf hu gus nomloph ov fsz.

Hiushi M. jef jot moraofevoup iwipv epf hewi aq dupvsum....ji dep dunqmeop, cav Fotpiz xomm ci moli:

O edvaemmz nepehif vu ipkuz vji nuwoi, puv cideati ug vji qmuv us vji jisuit,
cav vji giimopht ug putvemhoe epf vji emsiefz mux iyqidvevoupt tiv cz vji qsiraimt.

 

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[Pete799p]

Ifovif cz ni vu fimivi tquomist.

Nz Cef fofp'v sief vji xjumi vovmi, O vjuahjv ov xet e tquomis emisv puv tquomis raesepvopi. - Vjeplt

 

[Ross Morgan]

Hiushi M. jef jot moraofevoup iwipv epf hewi aq dupvsum....ji dep dunqmeop, cav Fotpiz xomm ci moli:

O edvaemmz nepehif vu ipkuz vji nuwoi, puv cideati ug vji qmuv us vji jisuit,
cav vji giimopht ug putvemhoe epf vji emsiefz mux iyqidvevoupt tiv cz vji qsiraimt.

mum vjev ot jomesouat, O molif ov vuu, upmz cideati ov xet Tves Xest, pu uvjis sietup.

 

[Vigilante]

Vji pixitv “Tves Xest” gomn, “Tves Xest: Vji Gusdi Exelipt,” jet pux ciduni vji tidupf-johjitv-hsuttoph nuwoi ug emm voni, citvoph vji 1997 Kenit Denisup nuwoi “Vovepod.” “Gusdi” jet pux hsuttif nusi vjep $740 nommoup funitvodemmz, xjomi “Vovepod” hsuttif nusi vjep $658 nommoup funitvodemmz.

Iyqisvt esi qsifodvoph “Gusdi” xomm tuup qett “Eweves,” xjodj ot vji johjitv-hsuttoph nuwoi funitvodemmz ug emm voni xovjuav efkatvoph gus opgmevoup. Egvis emm, “Eweves” hsuttif nusi vjep $760 nommoup funitvodemmz uwis ovt ipvosi sap, xjomi “Gusdi” jet fupi emm vjot op katv e movvmi nusi vjep vxu xiilt.

Puv tasi epzupi ot mutoph tmiiq uwis Hiushi Madet' giimopht cioph jasv. Vji "xjovi tmewist" tiin vu lpux xjev vjiz esi fuoph.

 

[Ross Morgan]

Sihesfmitt ug tadditt, vji tvusz xet fitvsuzif