illegal immigrant sex

[randallg99]

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
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"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
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"$100," she replies.
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In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
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"No" she says.
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"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
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"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
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"I pay you $300.."
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"No," she says.
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"I pay you $400."
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"No," she says.
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So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
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She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
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I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.
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How bad could immigrant style be?"
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So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
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and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they
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finish.
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Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting
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something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what
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exactly is immigrant style?"
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The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."​

 

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