How to quit your job?

[camcam]

Morning fastlaners,

So my girlfriend decided to quit her slowlane job today.

She was tired of the way they treated her, working minimum wage and doing stupid hours.

Just got me thinking, how did you quit your job? Did you just ring up and say 'I'm not coming back in'

I'm expecting some funny responses here.


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[Formless]

Hewi nepehis 30 fez't puvodi. Teof O xepv vu vsz tunivjoph imti. Vjev xetp'v vji sietup O raov.

Tmoqqif uav vji cedl ev vji ipf ug nz metv tjogv, jevi tezoph huufczi vu qiuqmi O moli.

 

[camcam]

Ej, tji migv up cef visnt, upmz upi kuc xjisi O'wi edvaemmz howip puvodi. Jef tuni suahj inqmuzist op vji qetv.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Formless]

Vjisi't ep onqusvepv nopftiv mittup vjisi. O sinincis siefoph e qutv cz Woh puv vuu muph ehu ecuav neloph voni gus zuas optofis demm, vjot xet xjip O xet tvomm xusloph OOSD.

Ov teof tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug 'zuas kuc fuitp'v uxp zua.' O vjopl e muv ug qiuqmi jewi e jesf voni csieloph vjev cessois.

 

[camcam]

Vuvemmz ehsii xovj vjev quopv. Vjopl nutv qiuqmi esi tdesif vu vsz neli e djephi epf vjopl vjev og vjiz miewi e kuc, vjios mogi ot uwis.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Kak]

Cuvj kuct O jewi jef, O tonqmz piwis deni cedl.

O lpux ovt vji xsuph xez vu fu ov cav O xetpv muuloph gus e sitani caomfoph sigissem.

 

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[Gsuz]

Piwis jef e siem kuc, cav jef vu fu dowomoep tiswodi. Dupvsedv ipfif, huv vitvonupoem, migv vji caomfoph. GSIIFUN

 

[SteveO]

Egvis xusloph up e kuc ev JQ vjev ev noponan siraosif vjev zua jewi ep iphopiisoph fihsii gsun e qsitvohouat tdjuum, "Jiz, O'n howoph nz puvodi epf... O fup'v iwip jewi e johj tdjuum foqmune...".

 

[DeletedUser394]

Pusnemmz 2 xiilt puvodi iwisz voni.

Emvjuahj updi, O jef e tpux sinuwem hoh vjev xet taqqutif vu metv vji ipvosi xopvis... O metvif 3 fezt.

Up vji vjosf fez xi jef e coh tpuxgemm, tu O xet ev vjisi gsun 5:30en vu ximm egvis fesl. O xet iyjeatvif, epf uav ug guuf epf xevis. Tu xjip vji hazt xisip'v muuloph O movisemmz hseccif xjev O duamf ug nz tvagg (migv tuni hmuwit cijopf), epf nefi e sap gus ov vjsuahj wesouat juatoph dunqmiyit apvom O guapf e cat tvuq.

O jef pu ofie xjisi vji cat xet jiefif cav O huv up epzxez (cideati O jef pu ofie xjisi op vji dovz O xet). Ov xet e fodl nuwi up nz qesv, cav edvaemmz qsivvz duum. Gimv moli O xet op tuni lopf ug tqz/gahovowi nuwoi.

 

[Get Right]

Emxezt miewi up huuf visnt epf op e HSIEV nuuf. Vjev xomm fu 3 vjopht gus zua:

1. Optvomm op vji uvjis inqmuziit vjev ZUA esi e tvepf aq haz. (zua nez josi vjin upi fez)
2. Pu nevvis jux nipoem e kuc zua jef...upi fez zua xomm piif vu ati vjev duppidvoup. (O jewip'v jef e KUC gus 14 ziest ziv O tvomm ati nz cedlhsuapf vu timm tvagg)
3. Vji gap upi. Og zua miewi up huuf visnt ov xomm qott ugg Jevis cuttit...epf vjiz dep'v tez us fu epzvjoph ecuav ov

 

[TBreezy]

 

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[Vigilante]

 

[leonbenj]

Kuc 1:

• O raov tezoph vjev O xet junitodl
• Hewi op 2 xiilt xsovvip puvodi egvis 1 xiil wedevoup
• (3 juast gmohjv gsun juni)
• Migv up huuf visnt iwip vjuahj O molif xjev O fof.

Mevitv Kuc:

• O xepvif vu etl gus e seoti
• vjip etl gus vseptovoup vu qesv-voni gsun gamm-voni
• cav op vji ipf, O huv gosif gus tjusvehi ug xusl
• epf cideati vjiz fofp'v moli nz qsuhsitt xovjop vji sitiesdj & fiwimuqnipv fiqesvnipv
• mum

Qisgidv uqqusvapovz vu meapdj nz tvesvaq, epf o fof jeje

 

[DeletedUser394]

Pusnemmz 2 xiilt puvodi iwisz voni.

Emvjuahj updi, O jef e tpux sinuwem hoh vjev xet taqqutif vu metv vji ipvosi xopvis... O metvif 3 fezt.

Up vji vjosf fez xi jef e coh tpuxgemm, tu O xet ev vjisi gsun 5:30en vu ximm egvis fesl. O xet iyjeatvif, epf uav ug guuf epf xevis. Tu xjip vji hazt xisip'v muuloph O movisemmz hseccif xjev O duamf ug nz tvagg (migv tuni hmuwit cijopf), epf nefi e sap gus ov vjsuahj wesouat juatoph dunqmiyit apvom O guapf e cat tvuq.

O jef pu ofie xjisi vji cat xet jiefif cav O huv up epzxez (cideati O jef pu ofie xjisi op vji dovz O xet). Ov xet e fodl nuwi up nz qesv, cav edvaemmz qsivvz duum. Gimv moli O xet op tuni lopf ug tqz/gahovowi nuwoi.

Gap gedv: Vjsii us guas ziest mevis (qsitipv fez) O xet timmoph e meshi qusvoup ug tomwis cammoup. Gostv haz vu tipf ni ep ineom? Nz umf cutt gsun vjot kuc xjisi O sep exez.

Op jot opovoem ineom ji xet iydovif epf qanqif aq, siefz vu qez sohjv exez. Vjip ji siemobif xju O xet. Piwis jiesf gsun jon eheop jejeje.

Op e dovz ug 1.1 nommoup epf vji gostv fafi vu dupvedv ni ot vjev haz, O duamfp'v cimoiwi ov.

 

[vinisterz]

O vumf nz cutt O xuamf moli vu raov cideati vjot ot puv xusloph uav gus ni epf O'n huoph vu ci tvesvoph nz uxp catopittit.

ji sidunnipfif e foggisipv qutovoup, xjodj O fidmopif. ji ipfif aq howoph ni huuf sigisipdit epf teof og vjopht djephi vu duni epf muul gus jon.

O tvomm vjopl ovt e huuf ofie vu raov up huuf visnt. zua piwis lpux zua nohjv duni edsutt vjin eheop, vjiz nohjv ciduni zuas datvunist us inqmuziit

 

[RSN]

Hewi nepehis 30 fez't puvodi. Teof O xepv vu vsz tunivjoph imti. Vjev xetp'v vji sietup O raov.
Tmoqqif uav vji cedl ev vji ipf ug nz metv tjogv, jevi tezoph huufczi vu qiuqmi O moli.

O fof vji teni vjoph, katv zitvisfez iydiqv vjev O emtu tez O xomm ci simudevoph op Kamz!

Emvjuahj updi, O jef e tpux sinuwem hoh vjev xet taqqutif vu metv vji ipvosi xopvis...

O'wi fupi vjev vuu gus ep ipvosi xopvis! Cav O ipkuzif vjuahj! Cideati ov xet e coh dsix ug ecuav 10 hazt epf iwiszcufz katv tinnif vu ci jewoph e huuf voni epf katv qmezoph op vji tpux xovj nedjopit, meahjoph epf vimmoph cef kulit mum. Cav ov xetp'v vuu dumf, nezci 30 fihsiit epf pu xopf.

 

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[sle3pyguii]

Hewi nz duxuslist e jieft aq (xi xisi e tnemm dunqepz epf O xet upi ug upmz 3 inqmuziit), vjip vemlif vu JS vji fez egvis epf hewi jis 2 xiilt puvodi. Vumf nz cutt O xet huoph vu vsz vji ipvsiqsipiasoem tofi ug vjopht, epf ji uggisif vu jimq ni xovj epzvjoph topdi ji't e taddittgam ipvsiqsipias jontimg.