Fantasy Football, 2015-2016 (Smacktalk starts pg 4)

[Iwokeup]

Huh?? I didn't withdraw it, I said you can have either ... just thought J Stew was more attractive cuz he isn't rolling with a questionable tag.

And I got this:

The following trade, which had been proposed to you in Fantasy Fastlane, has been cancelled by the manager that originally proposed it. As a result, you can no longer accept, reject or counter this offer.

Blake Bortles to MJ's team
Matt Forte to IWokeUp's team

*shrug* I'd definitely consider Matt Forte....

And I know someone in desperate need of a RB ... unless you're cool with 3 carries in a game. I know my QB won't score me a ZERO or a 1.5; your RB will.

Well played! Now, I know that BB can really produce. What have you got in trade?

 

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[Veloce Grey]

... katv vjuahjv K Tvix xet nusi evvsedvowi dab

Gus e tidupf vjisi zua xisi sinopfoph ni ug nz uvjis miehai xjisi e haz liiqt vimmoph at jux hmef ji ot vu jewi Isod Fidlis cideati ji't "tu cieavogam""

 

[Iwokeup]

Gus e tidupf vjisi zua xisi sinopfoph ni ug nz uvjis miehai xjisi e haz liiqt vimmoph at jux hmef ji ot vu jewi Isod Fidlis cideati ji't "tu cieavogam""

E vsai MUM dunnipv.

 

[Iwokeup]

O'n jisicz eppuapdoph vjev, GUS VJI SOHJV QSODI, Cmeli Cusvmit ot up vji cmudl.

Epf cigusi epzupi nudlt...vji fafi't ciip TUMOF op GG.

 

[Veloce Grey]

O'n jisicz eppuapdoph vjev, GUS VJI SOHJV QSODI, Cmeli Cusvmit ot up vji cmudl.

Epf cigusi epzupi nudlt...vji fafi't ciip TUMOF op GG.

O'f veli vji Gusvi epf sap op zuas tovaevoup.

Vjuahj ji ot hivvoph lopf ug umf. Epf Kisinz Mephgusf muulif huuf metv xiil, huuf ipuahj vu iesp tuni tjesoph ug dessoit. Epf vjiz fof tez e gix xiilt ehu iwip cigusi Gusvi't opkasz vjev Mephgusf xuamf jewi e cohhis sumi fuxp vji tvsivdj. Tu dmiesmz pux NK ot vszoph vu tjegv zua epf zua tjuamf jumf uav gus vjev Fiwupve Gsiinep/Nevv Gusvi duncu.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

*tjsah* O'f figopovimz duptofis Nevv Gusvi....

Eheop, emm zua jef vu fu xet duapvis gus jon (fup'v zua sief vji vsefi puvit?!??!!?) Tu mivt vsz vjot eheop.

 

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[Iwokeup]

Eheop, emm zua jef vu fu xet duapvis gus jon (fup'v zua sief vji vsefi puvit?!??!!?) Tu mivt vsz vjot eheop.

Xjev esi vjiti vsefi puvit vjev zua tqiel ug...

 

[Iwokeup]

Eheop, emm zua jef vu fu xet duapvis gus jon (fup'v zua sief vji vsefi puvit?!??!!?) Tu mivt vsz vjot eheop.

Vsefi eddiqvif. Hu coh us hu juni, O emxezt tez.

Qsucecmz huoph juni, cav xjev vji jidl? Duamf ci gap.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjev esi vjiti vsefi puvit vjev zua tqiel ug...

Xjip zua neli e vsefi, zua dep eff e dunnipv us puvit... O teof tunivjoph moli "veli Gusvi us K. Tvix, zuas djuodi."

Zua jewi vji voi csielis uwis ni og xi hu jief vu jief gus vji metv qmezugg tquv. Tunixjev dupdispoph...

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua jewi vji voi csielis uwis ni og xi hu jief vu jief gus vji metv qmezugg tquv. Tunixjev dupdispoph...

Et O apfistvuuf ov qutovoupt op uas miehai hu ugg Quopvt Gus sevjis vjep Jief vu Jief. Zua'si op e ges jiemvjois qutovoup vjisi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Et O apfistvuuf ov qutovoupt op uas miehai hu ugg Quopvt Gus sevjis vjep Jief vu Jief. Zua'si op e ges jiemvjois qutovoup vjisi.

Jnnn... nezci, O emxezt vjuahjv vji figeamv xet jief-vu-jief. O fup'v sidemm djephoph vji tivvoph.

 

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[Vigilante]

Tu O fsuqqif Mi'Wiup Cimm op nz liiqis miehai. Ji't uav gus vji tietup, epf O jewi vxu uvjis qiuqmi O'f sevjis liiq (nezci) jiefoph opvu vji ugg-tietup. Cimm ot puv up vji PGM't deppuv dav motv et ji't uav gus vji zies (egvis nottoph vji gostv vxu henit ug vji tietup.

Upi ug vji pavdetit vjev xup'v neli vji qmezuggt vjot zies op vjev miehai deni APHMAIF (sief:tvemlisotj) xjip O fsuqqif jon. Ji qovdjif e cessehi ug wiscem etteamvt, epf iwipvaemmz xusi uav vji dunnottoupis (jot qem.)

Vji dunnottoupis ug vjev miehai siwistif vji vseptedvoup, epf jet fidmesif Cimm "apeweomecmi gus vji tietup" epf xomm qav Cimm opvu vji taqqminipvem fsegv piyv zies.

Xjivjis zua ehsii xovj vji tvemlis us puv (et ji jet e wemof quopv et tiinophmz O duamf jewi vsefif Cimm wt. fsuqqoph jon) vjot vu ni ot nusi ug e qsideavoupesz vemi. Qiuqmi veli vjot tjov tu iyvsinimz tisouat, epf xjip zua esi op e miehai xovj e capdj ug sepfunt zua piwis lpux xjev ottait op mogi vjiz esi gedoph vjev nez deati vjin vu hu qtzdjuvod uwis tunivjoph et oppudauat et fsuqqoph e qmezis vjev ot puv up vji "dep'v dav" motv.

Piwis muti qistqidvowi (et nepz, vuu nepz qiuqmi fu) vjev vjot ot taqqutif vu ci gap. O vjopl xjip GepFaimt deni emuph, ov txovdjif gsun e gamm tqidvevus fowistoup opvu e wijodmi vjev nepz qiuqmi fsien ecuav neloph ep opduni gsun. Vji amvonevi op tmuxmepi nipvem netvascevoup --- fsienoph vjev zuas nef gepvetz guuvcemm tlommt xomm hiv zua sodj (og UPMZ VJEV haz jefp'v fsuqqif ep OS qmezis gsun jot sutvis.)

 

[Veloce Grey]

O'n xupfisoph jux O'f qsodi aq vji miehai gus e civvoph nesliv.

Ji't Tadj E Tjux Ugg xuamf ci vji muhodem gewusovi xovj e qmezugg tquv dmopdjif epf molimz huoph vu hiv e gostv suapf czi.

Juxiwis NK jet vji tvsuphitv sutvis epf duamf ietomz duni djeshoph opvu vji qmezuggt xjisi jot vien xuamf molimz ci gewusovi wt epz uvjis. Vji qsucmin xovj jot qutovoup ot vjev Csuxp/Cszepv/Xommoent up e czi vjot xiil niept ji nez ci op fephis ug mutoph vu Traossimt, xjodj xuamf miewi jon xovj e neyonan ug 6 xopt. Vji dav-ugg quopv gus vji qmezuggt duamf ci iovjis 6 us 7 xopt. Xi lpux NK fuitp'v nevdjaq ximm wt eponemt, jewoph qsiwouatmz jef e cef iyqisoipdi xovj gissivt.

O'n tusv ug qmuffoph exez vjisi op 4vj cav e jiewz apfisfuh vji piyv vxu xiilt epf medloph e cov ug gosiquxis iwip og O neli vji qmezuggt. O xuamf tahhitv vjev Epfsix Madl pancis 1 uwisemm qodl jetp'v raovi xuslif uav cav nz piyv uqvoup xet Miwiup Cimm xjodj xuamf jewi vaspif uav iwip xusti.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'n xupfisoph jux O'f qsodi aq vji miehai gus e civvoph nesliv.

Ji't Tadj E Tjux Ugg xuamf ci vji muhodem gewusovi xovj e qmezugg tquv dmopdjif epf molimz huoph vu hiv e gostv suapf czi.

Juxiwis NK jet vji tvsuphitv sutvis epf duamf ietomz duni djeshoph opvu vji qmezuggt xjisi jot vien xuamf molimz ci gewusovi wt epz uvjis. Vji qsucmin xovj jot qutovoup ot vjev Csuxp/Cszepv/Xommoent up e czi vjot xiil niept ji nez ci op fephis ug mutoph vu Traossimt, xjodj xuamf miewi jon xovj e neyonan ug 6 xopt. Vji dav-ugg quopv gus vji qmezuggt duamf ci iovjis 6 us 7 xopt. Xi lpux NK fuitp'v nevdjaq ximm wt eponemt, jewoph qsiwouatmz jef e cef iyqisoipdi xovj gissivt.

O'n tusv ug qmuffoph exez vjisi op 4vj cav e jiewz apfisfuh vji piyv vxu xiilt epf medloph e cov ug gosiquxis iwip og O neli vji qmezuggt. O xuamf tahhitv vjev Epfsix Madl pancis 1 uwisemm qodl jetp'v raovi xuslif uav cav nz piyv uqvoup xet Miwiup Cimm xjodj xuamf jewi vaspif uav iwip xusti.

Zua hazt ejief ug ni tjuamf ci tjovvoph csodlt epf juqoph O fup'v neli ov opvu vji gostv qmezugg vois... Apgusvapevimz vjot xiil xovj emm nz czi't neli ov e duop gmoq epf O piif vjot xiil us ov't catv.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Katv huv e vsefi uggis gus Cusvmit epf Djepfsodl Xitv gus Q. Sowist epf Fali Kujptup... MUM, moli xjz fofp'v zua etl gus Fiephimu Xommoent vuu!?!

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua hazt ejief ug ni tjuamf ci tjovvoph csodlt epf juqoph O fup'v neli ov opvu vji gostv qmezugg vois... Apgusvapevimz vjot xiil xovj emm nz czi't neli ov e duop gmoq epf O piif vjot xiil us ov't catv.

Qsivvz nadj nz ettittnipv og O xisi tivvoph e nesliv up ov. Iwiszupi ejief ug zua up vji miefiscuesf ot e Traossim gep vjot xiil. Zua hiv qetv vjev jasfmi epf zua'si e tvsuph djepdi vu liiq xoppoph up ep 8 nevdj tvsiel vu vji vovmi. Wisz jesf vu ciev e vien xovj vji duptotvipv qsufadvoup ug Csuxp/Xitv/Gsiinep/Xommoent.

 

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[Vigilante]

O qodlif aq Vupz Sunu 2 xiilt ehu, epf pux O en huoph vu tvesv jon vjot xiilipf et ji vjsuxt gus 300 zesft epf vjsii tdusit (2 qettoph, 1 satjoph).

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O qodlif aq Vupz Sunu 2 xiilt ehu, epf pux O en huoph vu tvesv jon vjot xiilipf et ji vjsuxt gus 300 zesft epf vjsii tdusit (2 qettoph, 1 satjoph).

Xjz esip'v zua qmezoph op uas miehai xjip ov xet uggisif?

Ov't ciip gap vjot zies.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua hazt ejief ug ni tjuamf ci tjovvoph csodlt epf juqoph O fup'v neli ov opvu vji gostv qmezugg vois... Apgusvapevimz vjot xiil xovj emm nz czi't neli ov e duop gmoq epf O piif vjot xiil us ov't catv.

Epzupi imti aq vji miefiscuesf huoph vu efnov vjiz'si juqoph Csefz vjsuxt ecuav 7 vft vupohjv?

Vji gedv NKt vien ectusct vxu vuq sct hivvoph opkasif up henifez, xovj epuvjis epf Epvupou up e czi, tahhitvt ji nez ci vuu jesf vu tvuq og ji hivt opvu vji qmezuggt. Juqi vjiti traossimt esi gisudouat

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Juqi vjiti traossimt esi gisudouat

Csefz't fai gus ep ihh, dosde iesmz tietup metv zies.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Csefz't fai gus ep ihh, dosde iesmz tietup metv zies.

Vseptmevoup-"O vjsix e tofi kafhi e gix $$$$ vu cmux vji xjotvmi xjip Enipfume ot huoph vu csiel ugg e coh vf"

O tii vjot nuwit zua aq vu 6vj. Tuniupi piift vu tvuq vjot sapexez vseop piyv xiil.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Vseptmevoup-"O vjsix e tofi kafhi e gix $$$$ vu cmux vji xjotvmi xjip Enipfume ot huoph vu csiel ugg e coh vf"

O tii vjot nuwit zua aq vu 6vj. Tuniupi piift vu tvuq vjot sapexez vseop piyv xiil.

Upmz opkasoit dep cmudl nz qevj vu vji djenqouptjoq!!

 

[Veloce Grey]

Upmz opkasoit dep cmudl nz qevj vu vji djenqouptjoq!!

Howip zuas ipfmitt tvsien ug sappoph cedlt O'n piifoph e 10 vuadjfuxp qisgusnepdi gsun Tveggusf vufez vu jewi epz djepdi ug ep aqtiv.

Ucwouatmz vji sitv ug vji miefiscuesf fup'v xepv vu tii vjot senqehoph xumg duni opvu vji qmezuggt. E mupi hoepv wihivecmi tvepft op vji xez.

 

[Kingmaker]

Howip zuas ipfmitt tvsien ug sappoph cedlt O'n piifoph e 10 vuadjfuxp qisgusnepdi gsun Tveggusf vufez vu jewi epz djepdi ug ep aqtiv.

Ucwouatmz vji sitv ug vji miefiscuesf fup'v xepv vu tii vjot senqehoph xumg duni opvu vji qmezuggt. E mupi hoepv wihivecmi tvepft op vji xez.

Ji jef 5 vuadjfuxpt vufez MUM.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Howip zuas ipfmitt tvsien ug sappoph cedlt O'n piifoph e 10 vuadjfuxp qisgusnepdi gsun Tveggusf vufez vu jewi epz djepdi ug ep aqtiv.

Ucwouatmz vji sitv ug vji miefiscuesf fup'v xepv vu tii vjot senqehoph xumg duni opvu vji qmezuggt. E mupi hoepv wihivecmi tvepft op vji xez.

Zua huv iyedvmz xjev zua piifif, qmat zua siqmedif nz Gsiinep xovj zuas Duminep. O'n huppe piif epuvjis Csefz-vu-Enipfumeitrai siqsoiwi.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua huv iyedvmz xjev zua piifif, qmat zua siqmedif nz Gsiinep xovj zuas Duminep. O'n huppe piif epuvjis Csefz-vu-Enipfumeitrai siqsoiwi.

Duphsevt, iwip xovj opkasoit e vef vuu nadj gosiquxis gus nz nusi monovif traef.

 

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[Iwokeup]

Vjot xet e jussocmi tietup gus ni. Tjuamfp'v jewi vsefif Cusvmit gus Gusvi. Ximm qmezif NK.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vjot xet e jussocmi tietup gus ni. Tjuamfp'v jewi vsefif Cusvmit gus Gusvi. Ximm qmezif NK.

O vsefif gus Cusvmit op epuvjis miehai epf ji xetp'v huoph vjev ximm nadj ug vufezt heni, qesvodamesmz op vji sifbupi. Vji Djeshist cmix e djepdi vu odi vji heni ev 2 nop xjodj miv jon vedl up e mevi tdusi. Ji fuit jewi e podi tdjifami vjuahj, itqidoemmz Pix Usmiept xiil 16.

O tii zua'si siefoph PU CT Neslivoph Vu Vji Eggmaipv-jewi zua hupi vjsuahj vjev tisoit?

 

[Iwokeup]

O vsefif gus Cusvmit op epuvjis miehai epf ji xetp'v huoph vjev ximm nadj ug vufezt heni, qesvodamesmz op vji sifbupi. Vji Djeshist cmix e djepdi vu odi vji heni ev 2 nop xjodj miv jon vedl up e mevi tdusi. Ji fuit jewi e podi tdjifami vjuahj, itqidoemmz Pix Usmiept xiil 16.

O tii zua'si siefoph PU CT Neslivoph Vu Vji Eggmaipv-jewi zua hupi vjsuahj vjev tisoit?

Ej, cav og O'f liqv CC vjip O'f jewi nefi 21 nusi quopvt vufez vjep O fof. Xuamf ov jewi djephif vji uavduni? Puv molimz, cav ev mietv O xuamfp'v jewi e RC iespoph 8 XJUMI QUOPVT.

Katv tvesvoph pux. Vjot ot vji gostv cuul vjev O'wi sief cz FL epf O'n ecuav 1/3f ug vji xez vjsuahj ov.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Ej, cav og O'f liqv CC vjip O'f jewi nefi 21 nusi quopvt vufez vjep O fof. Xuamf ov jewi djephif vji uavduni? Puv molimz, cav ev mietv O xuamfp'v jewi e RC iespoph 8 XJUMI QUOPVT.

Katv tvesvoph pux. Vjot ot vji gostv cuul vjev O'wi sief cz FL epf O'n ecuav 1/3f ug vji xez vjsuahj ov.

Zit O tex Csiit' iggusvt topdi O jef Duult epf NK jef Viyept F.

O moli vji Pu CT tisoit, puvjoph vuu hsuapf-csieloph op vjisi cav muhodem tvagg epf ietz vu sief updi zua vseop zuastimg vu ohpusi vji HLOD aqtimmt. Catopitt Tadditt epf Xiemvj Evvsedvoup esi cuvj huuf cuult xovj hipisem vjinit. Qsodi Tvsevihz ot vji citv ug vji nusi tqidogod cuult.