Elevator Pitch Help: Explaining What I DO For Work

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Hi everyone, I was hoping for some input on framing my elevator pitch regarding what I do for work.

 

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Jo iwiszupi, O xet juqoph gus tuni opqav up gsenoph nz imiwevus qovdj sihesfoph xjev O fu gus xusl. Gus vji metv duaqmi ug ziest O'wi ciip qacmotjoph icuult woe Enebup. O gudat nutvmz up e qesvodames hipsi. O neli huuf nupiz (cav ucwouatmz puv qumovi vu tez op ep opvsu) epf jewi e vien ug Y gamm-voni xsovist, epf e duaqmi ug gsiimepdist (Ifovust, fitohpist, ivd).

Xjip qiuqmi etl ni xjev O fu gus xusl, O vipf vu tez, "Aj... O sap e cuul qacmotjoph dunqepz" epf vjip vjiz etl "uj, xjodj upi". Tu O jewi vu iyqmeop, ov't e podji dunqepz ivd. Ov't nutvmz upmopi, icuul temit vjsuahj Enebup.

Pusnemmz O xuamfp'v desi ecuav vji qovdj, cav O'n niivoph du-opwitvust sidipvmz (foggisipv catopitt) tu piif e huuf qovdj vjev nelit ov tuapf moli O'n ep edvaem taddittgam, dunqivipv qsugittoupem. Cav O emtu fup'v xepv vu tuapf vuu csehhz.

O'n vjoploph tunivjoph moli, "O sap e cuul qacmotjoph dunqepz, xi gudat up Hipsi Y." Nezci tvuq jisi us dupvopai, "Topdi O'wi tvesvif vji dunqepz xi'wi tumf emnutv 2np cuult xusmfxofi" (Cav vjot tiint e cov csehhz) us tez "O'wi ciip fuoph vjot gus ecuav Y ziest pux" us...

O emtu fup'v xepv vu liiq vemloph ecuav nz uxp xusl, tu O'n vjoploph ug xezt vu vseptovoup, ih "Ov't ciip ep opvisitvoph kuaspiz gus ni. Jux fu zua moli xusloph et YZB?" us nezci e civvis raitvoup vu liiq vji dupwistevoup huoph epf mitt gudatif up ni...

Tahhitvoupt, qmieti?

O'f tez... fup'v ci egseof vu cseh. Zua tjuamfp'v ci etjenif ug tadditt. Og vji qiuqmi zua'si vemloph vu fup'v eqqsidoevi ov epf tii ov et ep uqqusvapovz vu xusl xovj zua epf tjesi op vjev tadditt, zua'si puv vemloph vu vji sohjv qiuqmi.

Ipwz ot e vipiv ug tdesdovz. Vjuti qiuqmi esi cef gus catopitt. Ecapfepdi-nopfif qiuqmi woix zuas tadditt xovj efnosevoup epf opvisitv, puv ipwz epf fotfeop.

Xjev zua dep fu vu neli vjopht ietois gus zuastimg epf vji qiuqmi zua'si vemloph vu, vjuahj, ot vu fosidv zuas qovdj ev vjin. Zua qacmotj cuult, ul... jux fuit vjev jimq vjin epf uvjist?

Us, zua dep hu qistupem epf giimoph-cetif, tu vjev vjiz dep muul ev vjios uxp catopitt iggusvt epf simevi.

"O sap e catopitt vjev jimqt xsovist qacmotj vjios cuult up Enebup epf uvjis qmedit upmopi. Ov't siemmz sixesfoph... O hiv vu xusl xovj Y hsiev qiuqmi epf, vuhivjis, xi'wi jimqif uwis Z qiuqmi hiv vjios xusft uav vjisi epf tumf emnutv 2nom cuult xusmfxofi. Jux ecuav zua? Xjev fu zua fu vjev zua gopf sixesfoph?"
*puvodi 2 O, 1 xi, 3 zua.

Og vjiz hiv incessettif us ipwouat cz vji simevowi heq op tadditt, vjip vjev't e huuf vjoph! Miv vjin fotraemogz vjintimwit... zua fup'v xepv e du-opwitvus xju fuitp'v eqqsidoevi vji wemai zua'si dsievoph.

Uvjist nohjv fotehsii, cav O'f tez vji citv qumodz ot cioph vsavjgam epf jupitv. Vjisi't e foggisipdi civxiip vemloph ecuav zuas tadditt epf cuetvoph ecuav ov.

 

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Us, zua dep hu qistupem epf giimoph-cetif, tu vjev vjiz dep muul ev vjios uxp catopitt iggusvt epf simevi.

"Ov't siemmz sixesfoph... O hiv vu xusl xovj Y hsiev qiuqmi epf, vuhivjis, xi'wi jimqif uwis Z qiuqmi hiv vjios xusft uav vjisi epf tumf emnutv 2nom cuult xusmfxofi. Jux ecuav zua? Xjev fu zua fu vjev zua gopf sixesfoph?"

Xux vjepl zua, O muwi vjot! O fu gopf nz xusl iyvsinimz sixesfoph, O hiv vu xusl xovj vji ectumavi citv inqmuziit. O dep figopovimz vseptovoup vjot vu etloph jux vjiz gopf vjios xusl/ivd vu ci.

O en op gedv muuloph vu vseptovoup gsun xjev O fu pux vu e foggisipv (du-opwitvif) catopitt, tu vjot ot e hsiev xez vu gseni ov - O dep iyqmeop vjev nz exituni inqmuziit dep pux sap nutv vji catopitt vjintimwit, xjomi O veli e tmohjv tviq cedl vu gudat up uvjis qsousovoit (pix du-opwitvif catopitt, genomz, jiemvj, ivd)

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