At first glance it kinda sucks, because those bullet points are mainly features not benefits...
I tried converting a few of them for ya, but it's hard to do a very good job without knowing your target audience.
Hundreds of cards = over 10,000+ possible scenarios! / endless hours of hilarious gameplay!
Kickstarter approved = backed by 1000's of gamers / funded by gamers world wide!
Written by Comedians = You'll laugh your a$$ off! / So funny you'll laugh til you cry
Just something off the top off my head... but hope you get the idea. Features tell, but benefits sell.
I tried converting a few of them for ya, but it's hard to do a very good job without knowing your target audience.
Hundreds of cards = over 10,000+ possible scenarios! / endless hours of hilarious gameplay!
Kickstarter approved = backed by 1000's of gamers / funded by gamers world wide!
Written by Comedians = You'll laugh your a$$ off! / So funny you'll laugh til you cry
Just something off the top off my head... but hope you get the idea. Features tell, but benefits sell.