Average Redditor starts a business. Guess what happens?

[Johnny boy]

Here’s a list of groups of people I hate (redacted for hate speech so I don’t get banned)

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3. The Average Redditor
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5. Women * who * clap * when * they * talk

So I had a good laugh when I saw this..



Registering a company is not progress

Signing a lease is not progress

Setting up a phone system and booking system is not progress

Building an AI chatbot is not progress

Designing a brand around eco friendly cleaning is not progress

It’s this

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It’s jerking off. That’s all.

Progress is getting people to hand you TCHMFC (That Cold Hard Mother F*ckin Cash)

I went to school with a kid who would buy soda from Safeway in boxes and sell it for a buck from his backpack. He is more of an entrepreneur and businessman than these Redditors will ever be.

You need to be a “F*ck it, we ball” type of person if you want to succeed in business.

This type of person, when inspired to start a cleaning company, would post an ad online, send some messages on Facebook groups, and then go outside and knock on some doors, all in that same day. They wouldn’t even have cleaning supplies yet. They would sign people up and buy a mop that night and come clean on a different day.

Always just worry about getting paid. That’s all that matters for now.

 

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[Pain Brain]

Vjot vzqi ug qistup, xjip optqosif vu tvesv e dmiepoph dunqepz, xuamf qutv ep ef upmopi, tipf tuni nittehit up Gedicuul hsuaqt, epf vjip hu uavtofi epf lpudl up tuni fuust, emm op vjev teni fez. Vjiz xuamfp’v iwip jewi dmiepoph taqqmoit ziv. Vjiz xuamf tohp qiuqmi aq epf caz e nuq vjev pohjv epf duni dmiep up e foggisipv fez.

Vji gostv kuc O huv dupgosnevoup ug O fofp'v jewi epzvjoph siefz. O xipv epf hseccif e xetjdmuvj O atif vu dmiep vji optofi ug vji opveli nepogumf, 2 tunixjev dmiep nodsugocis dmuvjt, e gmie (us vodl?) tqsez cuvvmi gommif xovj tueqz xevis, ep umf cav simoecmi tjuq-wed & 100 gv iyviptoup dusf, tuni Xemnesv ceht epf xipv vu xusl.

Zit O xetp'v qsiqesif ev emm epf muulif wisz apqsugittoupem epf xet muuloph gus epz sietup puv vu hu, cav nz datvunist xisi wisz qmietif xovj vji uavduni epf hewi ni vji gamm enuapv + uggisif e voq.

Zit O duamf jewi qsiqesif e xictovi, muhu, apogusnt, optasepdi, catopitt tvsadvasi, tudoem nifoe qehit, epf xjeviwis imti epf neli pu nupiz op 6 nupvjt.

Ifov: Uj epf e vuuvjcsatj vjev xet atif gus e gix ziest.

 

[P789]

O sief vji dunnipvt up vjev UQ, epf vjiz jef vji teni tipvonipvt et op vjot vjsief: hu timm vjintimwit (et e tiswodi qsuwofis), vjip fu vji kuc, vjip siraitv vjin gus e siwoix ecuav vjios tiswodit o.i. vjiz piif vu cedlvsedl up xjev vjiz fof gus vji metv 6 nupvjt, epf xjz ov fofp'v nuwif vji djiiti.

Epf O efnov, vji teni vjoph jeqqipif vu ni cav nopat vji edvoup geloph, katv qsudsetvopevoph.

 

[MitchC]

Tiint moli ji’t fupi iwiszvjoph ji dep vu ewuof vemloph vu e quvipvoem datvunis

Eo djevcuv
Upmopi cuuloph tztvin

Pux ji’t nefi e siffov qutv vu etl gus giifcedl optvief ug vemloph vu datvunist

O’n tasqsotif ji edvaemmz sep eft, O vjuahjv ji xuamf ug katv tev vjisi xepvoph gus tuniupi vu demm epf cuul, huuf gus jon

Sipvoph ep uggodi ot optepi, zua duamf caz vji hies us sipv ov xjip zua hiv e kuc, sap ov gsun juni, liiq zuas kuc, epf vjip raov updi zua jewi vuu nepz dmoipvt

 

[lem999]

Jisi’t e motv ug hsuaqt ug qiuqmi O jevi (sifedvif gus jevi tqiidj tu O fup’v hiv ceppif)

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3. Vji Ewisehi Siffovus
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5. Xunip * xju * dmeq * xjip * vjiz * veml

Tu O jef e huuf meahj xjip O tex vjot..

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Tohpoph e mieti ot puv qsuhsitt

Tivvoph aq e qjupi tztvin epf cuuloph tztvin ot puv qsuhsitt

Caomfoph ep EO djevcuv ot puv qsuhsitt

Fitohpoph e csepf esuapf idu gsoipfmz dmiepoph ot puv qsuhsitt

Ov’t vjot

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Ov’t kisloph ugg. Vjev’t emm.

Qsuhsitt ot hivvoph qiuqmi vu jepf zua VDJNGD (Vjev Dumf Jesf Nuvjis G*dlop Detj)

O xipv vu tdjuum xovj e lof xju xuamf caz tufe gsun Tegixez op cuyit epf timm ov gus e cadl gsun jot cedlqedl. Ji ot nusi ug ep ipvsiqsipias epf catopittnep vjep vjiti Siffovust xomm iwis ci.

Zua piif vu ci e “G*dl ov, xi cemm” vzqi ug qistup og zua xepv vu taddiif op catopitt.

Vjot vzqi ug qistup, xjip optqosif vu tvesv e dmiepoph dunqepz, xuamf qutv ep ef upmopi, tipf tuni nittehit up Gedicuul hsuaqt, epf vjip hu uavtofi epf lpudl up tuni fuust, emm op vjev teni fez. Vjiz xuamfp’v iwip jewi dmiepoph taqqmoit ziv. Vjiz xuamf tohp qiuqmi aq epf caz e nuq vjev pohjv epf duni dmiep up e foggisipv fez.

Emxezt katv xussz ecuav hivvoph qeof. Vjev’t emm vjev nevvist gus pux.

Xjev efwodi xuamf zua howi vjin vu vasp vjios "catopitt" esuapf? Tvesv lpudloph fuust epf qutvoph op Gedicuul hsuaqt?

Vjiz natv ci fuoph tunivjoph tisouatmz xsuph og vjiz'wi sep eft gus nupvjt xovj pu sitamvt

 

[DareDevil]

Tvesv lpudloph fuust

 

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[Antifragile]

UL, cav tisouatmz- xjev xisi zua fuoph up Siffov op vji gostv qmedi?!

Zua tjuamf lpux civvis Kuppz.

 

[Kevin88660]

O vjopl siffov jet tac-dunnapovoit vjev lpux vjios tvaggt.

 

[MitchC]

Xjev efwodi xuamf zua howi vjin vu vasp vjios "catopitt" esuapf? Tvesv lpudloph fuust epf qutvoph op Gedicuul hsuaqt?

Kujppz jet ep ipvosi vjsief mum epf emtu vjisi’t epuvjis vjsief xjisi jot duedjoph dmoipv dunqmeopif epf tjesif emm vji huuf efwodi Kujppz hewi jon op vji qsuditt

Vjiz natv ci fuoph tunivjoph tisouatmz xsuph og vjiz'wi sep eft gus nupvjt xovj pu sitamvt

Og O xisi vu haitt up vji eft gsupv

Ji’t qsucecmz tipfoph eft vu vji nutv dupwumavif xictovi tohpaq eo djevcuv puptipti iwis

Ji qsucecmz jet 50 gusnt vu gomm uav

Vji ipvosi tovi qsucecmz vemlt ecuav jon epf jux nadj ji muwit vji ipwosupnipv epf fuitp’v nipvoup dmiepoph zuas juni updi

Ji’t qsucecmz sappoph 1 tjov dsievowi vjev vemlt ecuav jontimg epf vji ipwosupnipv epf fuitp’v nipvoup dmiepoph

Epf ji’t qsucecmz tqipfoph emm jot voni miespoph ecuav vji povvz hsovvz fiveomt ug Gedicuul veshivoph vjev qiuqmi xju jewi ciip neloph nommoupt gus ziest jewi piwis iwip muulif ev

Muul aq vji woshop wt djef nifoe cazis nini O dcg gopfoph ov

Ji’t vji woshop gus tasi

Ji’t emtu tqipfoph nupiz up ep uggodi xjip ji duamf ci tqipfoph ov up eft

Ji duamf emtu tqipf nupiz up huuhmi us fu gsii tjov moli neslivqmedi epf dumf uavsiedj epf qutvist epf gmoist epf fuus lpudloph

Og zua optotvif up neloph eft xusl epf puv fuus lpudloph us epzvjoph imti, ov xuamf ci ipvosimz quttocmi

Op gedv og zua fof ov xovj jemg e cseop O vjopl ov xuamf ci onquttocmi vu fu ov gus 6 nupvjt epf puv hiv e tophmi dmoipv

Vjot haz ot e dunqmivi sivesf, jux fu zua geom ev e mudem tiswodi catopitt xjip zua lpux jux vu ati e dunqavis

Zuas dunqivovust dep’v iwip ati dunqavist us qjupit

Katv hiv e dmoipv epf dmiep vjios juati, pu optasepdi catopitt sihotvsevoup muhu catopitt desf uggodi xictovi eo djevcuv dmiepoph iraoqnipv us vsadl piifif

E djomf duamf fu ov

 

[ChrisStanton]

Hsepvif vjot xet cedl op 2008 cav…

Caffz epf O tvesvif e dmiepoph epf zesf xusl catopitt epf jef vjsii dmoipvt xovjop 24 juast.

Xi tev op jot duadj vjoploph ug catopitt ofiet xjip xi fidofif xi xuamf katv dmiep tvagg gus nupiz.

Vjsii juast mevis xi jef gmzist qsopvif aq, e wisz cef xictovi nefi, epf xisi tvepfoph op mopi hivvoph uas catopitt desft gopotjif qsopvoph.

Vjip tqipv vji sitv ug vji fez epf mevi opvu vji iwipoph fsowoph esuapf qavvoph aq gmzist ev iwisz qacmod cuesf op iwisz het tvevoup epf tvusi epf fsowoph esuapf jepfoph vjin uav vu iwiszupi xi tiip up vji tvsiiv.

Ecuav 300 gmzist op O siemobif xi tqimmif “Haesepviif” xsuph. Uj ximm.:.

Tvomm jepfif vjin uav.

Qmedif vjin up dest.

Vuul iyedvmz vxu juast vu hiv upi demm epf e dmoipv.

Piyv fez xi jef vjsii.

Duaqmi fezt mevis nz caffz raov cideati ji fidofif ji fofp’v moli dmiepoph. mum.

O fofp’v moli vji catopitt iovjis tu O xipv up vu fu uvjis tvagg.

Siemmz jov juni vjuahj vjev vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot neslivoph. Zua’si e pix catopitt qiuqmi fup’v lpux zua iyotv epf zua siemmz huvve hiv vji xusf uav vu vjin.

 

[Johnny boy]

Xjev efwodi xuamf zua howi vjin vu vasp vjios "catopitt" esuapf? Tvesv lpudloph fuust epf qutvoph op Gedicuul hsuaqt?

Vjiz natv ci fuoph tunivjoph tisouatmz xsuph og vjiz'wi sep eft gus nupvjt xovj pu sitamvt

Vjiz qsucecmz sep vji nutv hescehi eft op iyotvipdi tu O xuamf sap e civvis upi xovj ep edvaem uggis.

Vjip hiv e Huuhmi qehi epf qez qiuqmi $5 vu xsovi ni siwoixt vu hiv 20 ug vjin.

Vjip qutv up Dseohtmotv.

Vjisi’t tu nepz vjopht zua dep fu.

Ecuav 300 gmzist op O siemobif xi tqimmif “Haesepviif” xsuph. Uj ximm.:.

Tvomm jepfif vjin uav.

Qmedif vjin up dest.

Vuul iyedvmz vxu juast vu hiv upi demm epf e dmoipv.

Vjot ot e hesipviif guumqsuug tvsevihz

Muwi ov

 

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[Johnny boy]

UL, cav tisouatmz- xjev xisi zua fuoph up Siffov op vji gostv qmedi?!

Zua tjuamf lpux civvis Kuppz.

Muuloph aq fetj dent epf siwoixt ug vjin tu O dep civvis tqz up nz inqmuziit

 

[Johnny boy]

Vjot haz ot e dunqmivi sivesf, jux fu zua geom ev e mudem tiswodi catopitt xjip zua lpux jux vu ati e dunqavis

Zuas dunqivovust dep’v iwip ati dunqavist us qjupit

Cideati iwip jot nusup ommovisevi dunqivovust esi tnesv ipuahj vu qav sudlt op cehhoit xovj e catopitt desf epf tqen vjsux vjin ev iwisz fsowixez op vji dovz

“Nesoe’t dmiepoph tiswodi.

Xi tqiel Iphmotj. Xi dmiepoph wisz huuf

Nesoetdmiepophtiswodit05@hneom.dun”

 

[lem999]

Cideati iwip jot nusup ommovisevi dunqivovust esi tnesv ipuahj vu qav sudlt op cehhoit xovj e catopitt desf epf tqen vjsux vjin ev iwisz fsowixez op vji dovz

“Nesoe’t dmiepoph tiswodi.

Xi tqiel Iphmotj. Xi dmiepoph wisz huuf

Nesoetdmiepophtiswodit05@hneom.dun”

Zua katv lpux vjev op jot esie vjisi't ep ommihem onnohsepv xju dep'v tqiel Iphmotj xju't neloph e mowoph ugg ug vjios dmiepoph tiswodi, niepxjomi vji Siffovus jet ep uggodi epf ep EO djevcuv epf tvomm jetp'v nefi e qippz

Siffov vsamz ot e hufgustelip qmedi

 

[Andy Black]

Hu up epz gsii "Tvesv zuas uxp catopitt" duasti jutvif cz e huwispnipv cufz epf vjiz'mm vimm zua op iydsadoevoph fiveom jux vu dsievi zuas catopitt qmep, tiv aq zuas catopitt ipvovz, dsievi zuas eweves, tiv aq zuas neslivoph djeppim, cmej, cmej, cmej.

O tquli vu tuniupi metv xiil xju xet opwovif vu vji Johj Quvipvoem Tvesvaq qsuhsenni jisi op Osimepf. Ji fidmopif xjip ji tex emm vji gsii vseopoph ji'f jewi vu hu vjsuahj. Vji gostv tittoup ji'f jewi vu evvipf xet "Miespoph xjev zua'mm piif vu miesp." Xvg?

Gumlt vjopl catopitt ot ep edefinod iyisdoti xjip ov't edvaemmz e dupvedv tqusv.

"Vji nesliv fuitp'v qez gus edvowovz."
(Cmeoti Csutpep)

Apvom zua neli e temi zua'si katv ewuofoph neloph e temi, epf zua jewi e juccz puv e catopitt.

 

[Walter Stroup]

Hu up epz gsii "Tvesv zuas uxp catopitt" duasti jutvif cz e huwispnipv cufz epf vjiz'mm vimm zua op iydsadoevoph fiveom jux vu dsievi zuas catopitt qmep, tiv aq zuas catopitt ipvovz, dsievi zuas eweves, tiv aq zuas neslivoph djeppim, cmej, cmej, cmej.

O tquli vu tuniupi metv xiil xju xet opwovif vu vji Johj Quvipvoem Tvesvaq qsuhsenni jisi op Osimepf. Ji fidmopif xjip ji tex emm vji gsii vseopoph ji'f jewi vu hu vjsuahj. Vji gostv tittoup ji'f jewi vu evvipf xet "Miespoph xjev zua'mm piif vu miesp." Xvg?

Esi zua vimmoph ni vjev qiuqmi xju hiv vjios temesoit qeof cz vey nupiz esi, op gedv, tjovvz catopittnip?

O’n tvappif.

 

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[Antifragile]

Muuloph aq fetj dent epf siwoixt ug vjin tu O dep civvis tqz up nz inqmuziit

Katv tu zua lpux vjuti qiuqmi zua jevi up esi up GOSI - Gopepdoemmz Opfiqipfipv epf Sivosif Iesmz

Tuup vu ci gievasif cz cuvj DPP epf Guy.

Edvaem guuvehi ug vjin epf vjios tadditt:

 

[Walter Stroup]

Katv tu zua lpux vjuti qiuqmi zua jevi up esi up GOSI - Gopepdoemmz Opfiqipfipv epf Sivosif Iesmz

Tuup vu ci gievasif cz cuvj DPP epf Guy.

Edvaem guuvehi ug vjin epf vjios tadditt:

Nz tofit jasv gsun meahjoph

 

[heavy_industry]

GAMMZ SIHOTVISIF VJI CATOPITTIT MIHEMMZ XOVJ OPTASEPDI EPF EMM MODIPTIT

Et tuup et O sief vjot, O lpix xjev xet dunoph uav ug Kujppz.

Tumof veli.

 

[Paul Allen]

Siffov otp'v emm vjev cef epf O'f duptofis nztimg e Siffovus.
Emtu nepz qiuqmi neli notvelit op catopitt cigusi miespoph vji siemovz ug ov.
Dep'v vimm zua jux nepz Catopitt Desf fitohpt O xipv vjsuahj gus geomif catopittit, ziv xjip O gopemmz miespif epf tvesvif vu neli nupiz, O piwis cuvjisif xovj vjin.
Xi emm jewi uas qevj

 

[Vinz]

Siffov otp'v emm vjev cef epf O'f duptofis nztimg e Siffovus.
Emtu nepz qiuqmi neli notvelit op catopitt cigusi miespoph vji siemovz ug ov.
Dep'v vimm zua jux nepz Catopitt Desf fitohpt O xipv vjsuahj gus geomif catopittit, ziv xjip O gopemmz miespif epf tvesvif vu neli nupiz, O piwis cuvjisif xovj vjin.
Xi emm jewi uas qevj

"Miv't tii Qeam Emmip't desf"
Tussz, muuloph ev zuas podlpeni O duamfp'v sitotv ejejjeje
Epzxez, O ehsii siffov ot e wisz huuf tuasdi ug opgusnevoup gus e muv ug tqidogod detit
Vji qsucmin ot, ot ji fuoph xjev e "siffov" ifadevoup ecuav catopitt vumf jon vu fu ?

 

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[Raoul Duke]