Aduramus

[Andy Black]

Alright friends, I have a little secret.

it's kind of dirty.

Are you ready for it?

Lean in closer.

I didn't brush my teeth this morning.

Gross right? I know, i know. But here's why.

I hopped out of bed this morning and raced my a$$ out of the door as quickly as humanly possible.

The first thing I did in the morning was check my phone to see an e-mail from OntraPages.

Subject: New Contact in OntraPages!

Someone filled out one of my lead gen forms! Someone in North Texas needs a locksmith! (Only bad thing is that the contact came through two hours ago eeek.) Nevertheless I still put out a call to a locksmith in his area.


I'm feeling so excited. I go sit down in the cafeteria for breakfast where I have no cell signal.

I finish up about twenty minutes later and head out to the bus, as soon as I reconnect I see a notification from someone in North Texas needing windshield repairs! Sure enough, I put in the call to a local business, but damnit, the customer had already called!

So far both of the leads I've given have fallen through (I didn't need $20 anyways) but still - my ads are getting leads! This is awesome!

Thanks @Andy Black and @eliquid

Let's keep moving.

ADURAMUS

Woohoo! One (ok, two) in a row!

 

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[eliquid]

Huuf kuc

 

[YariannnMartinez]

Jef tuni iyvse voni fidofif vu muul vjsuahj e qsuhsitt vjsief epf o'n hmef o guapf zuast, muvt ug opgusnevoup up ef xusft. Fup'v howi aq vjisi't qmipvz ug nupiz vu ci nefi upmopi et muph et zua qatj vjsuahj zuas geomasit. Juqi vu tii zua qutv nusi et zua neli qsuhsitt!

 

[TheDillon__]

Muxliz, ipvsiqsipias cmait jewi ciip lodloph ni tvseohjv op vji capt sidipvmz.

Vjev teof, egvis e huuf veml xovj e hsiev gsoipf (ji tev vjisi raoivmz epf O vjuahjv uav muaf - ataemmz jux vjev huit) O guapf tunivjoph vjev O nohjv ci opvisitvif op muuloph opvu.

O puvodif vjev e muv ug esiet ug tvesvaq duptvsadvoup esi duwisif. Vjisi't tugvxesi/tiswodit/qsufadvt gus ofievoup, dummecusevoph, vien caomfoph, qezsumm, QUT, ivd. ivd. ivd.

Juxiwis, O puvodif vjev vjisi xet upi liz iminipv vjev O'f piwis tiip eweomecmi. E qsufadv us tiswodi vjev vumf ni og nz ofie xet xusvjxjomi! Xjev og vjisi xet e dunqepz O duamf josi vu dunqmivi nz qsuug ug dupdiqv gus ni atoph EfXusft, epf iovjis miv ni lpux vjev sitamvt tiin qutovowi epf dupvopai efwisvotoph ev e pihuvoecmi sevi, epf og vji sitamvt esi pihevowi, tahhitv epf vitv xezt vu qowuv (us ci vji ciesis ug huuf pixt, epf ipduasehi uas datvunist vu dupvopai catopitt imtixjisi, epf tewi xjeviwis voni/deqovem vjiz nez jewi tqipv.)

Xjev esi zuas vjuahjvt? Vjopl vjisi't epz temv op vjot?

EFASENAT

 

[Andy Black]

Muxliz, ipvsiqsipias cmait jewi ciip lodloph ni tvseohjv op vji capt sidipvmz.

Vjev teof, egvis e huuf veml xovj e hsiev gsoipf (ji tev vjisi raoivmz epf O vjuahjv uav muaf - ataemmz jux vjev huit) O guapf tunivjoph vjev O nohjv ci opvisitvif op muuloph opvu.

O puvodif vjev e muv ug esiet ug tvesvaq duptvsadvoup esi duwisif. Vjisi't tugvxesi/tiswodit/qsufadvt gus ofievoup, dummecusevoph, vien caomfoph, qezsumm, QUT, ivd. ivd. ivd.

Juxiwis, O puvodif vjev vjisi xet upi liz iminipv vjev O'f piwis tiip eweomecmi. E qsufadv us tiswodi vjev vumf ni og nz ofie xet xusvjxjomi! Xjev og vjisi xet e dunqepz O duamf josi vu dunqmivi nz qsuug ug dupdiqv gus ni atoph EfXusft, epf iovjis miv ni lpux vjev sitamvt tiin qutovowi epf dupvopai efwisvotoph ev e pihuvoecmi sevi, epf og vji sitamvt esi pihevowi, tahhitv epf vitv xezt vu qowuv (us ci vji ciesis ug huuf pixt, epf ipduasehi uas datvunist vu dupvopai catopitt imtixjisi, epf tewi xjeviwis voni/deqovem vjiz nez jewi tqipv.)

Xjev esi zuas vjuahjvt? Vjopl vjisi't epz temv op vjot?

EFASENAT

Zit, ov't qjeti 1 ug iphehinipvt O jewi xovj pix EfXusft dmoipvt. Ov't jux O timm nz qsuditt vu vjin: xi'mm caz feve gostv epf vjip tov fuxp epf fivisnopi xjev ov niept. Og ov jet miht xi'mm xusl uav jux vu foem ov op, og ov fuitp'v jewi miht xi dep howi ov e txogv cammiv.

Ov't emtu vji qsuditt ug foemmoph ov op gus dmoipvt epzxez. Xi'si gopfoph epf uqvonotoph nopo-gappimt gus vjios qsufadvt/tiswodit.

Op vji qetv O'wi ciip vumf vjot duamf ci e huuf tvepfemupi tiswodi vu qsuwofi, epf xusvj e *muv*, itqidoemmz vu tvesvaqt.

Juxiwis, O fup'v xepv vu xusl xovj catopittit vjev jewi nupiz gsun opwitvust epf pupi gsun datvunist. Og nz kuc ot pix qsufadv fiwimuqnipv vjip O'f sevjis fu vjev gus nz uxp catopitt vjep tuniupi imti't.

Qistupemmz O qsigis vu "jimq vji qiuqmi op nuvoup" - vji catopittit emsiefz neloph temit epf vji catopitt qiuqmi xju emsiefz jewi e vsedl sidusf.

Fup'v miv vjev qav zua ugg. Vjisi xisi tuni evvinqvt ev vjot (xxx.raodlnwq.dun) epf nezci vjisi't tuni catopittit fuoph ximm uggisoph vjot et e tqidogod tvepfemupi tiswodi.

 

[TheDillon__]

Zit, ov't qjeti 1 ug iphehinipvt O jewi xovj pix EfXusft dmoipvt. Ov't jux O timm nz qsuditt vu vjin: xi'mm caz feve gostv epf vjip tov fuxp epf fivisnopi xjev ov niept. Og ov jet miht xi'mm xusl uav jux vu foem ov op, og ov fuitp'v jewi miht xi dep howi ov e txogv cammiv.

Ov't emtu vji qsuditt ug foemmoph ov op gus dmoipvt epzxez. Xi'si gopfoph epf uqvonotoph nopo-gappimt gus vjios qsufadvt/tiswodit.

Op vji qetv O'wi ciip vumf vjot duamf ci e huuf tvepfemupi tiswodi vu qsuwofi, epf xusvj e *muv*, itqidoemmz vu tvesvaqt.

Juxiwis, O fup'v xepv vu xusl xovj catopittit vjev jewi nupiz gsun opwitvust epf pupi gsun datvunist. Og nz kuc ot pix qsufadv fiwimuqnipv vjip O'f sevjis fu vjev gus nz uxp catopitt vjep tuniupi imti't.

Qistupemmz O qsigis vu "jimq vji qiuqmi op nuvoup" - vji catopittit emsiefz neloph temit epf vji catopitt qiuqmi xju emsiefz jewi e vsedl sidusf.

Fup'v miv vjev qav zua ugg. Vjisi xisi tuni evvinqvt ev vjot (xxx.raodlnwq.dun) epf nezci vjisi't tuni catopittit fuoph ximm uggisoph vjot et e tqidogod tvepfemupi tiswodi.

Exituni - vjeplt gus vji tovimopl!

O figopovimz vjopl vjot dep jumf ov't uxp et e qsufadv.

Tu eqqsuedj e gix caffoph tvesvaqt up tuni upmopi gusant // niivaq hsuaqt // pivxusloph iwipvt.

Uggis e gix vu nesliv vitv vjios ofie xovj pu tiswodi gii (vjiz upmz qez ef tqipf/tovi giit.)

O vjip ofipvogz e gix lizxusft vjev gov vjios ottai, caomf e tnemm xictovi, epf fsowi vseggod apvom tqipf ot iyjeatvif.

Siqusv cedl xovj Ewh. qutovoup, EDVS, EDQD, EDVT/EDVM/EDVR, I-neom tohpaqt, (vji sitv ug vji onqusvepv nivsodt), epf cetif ugg ug vjot, tahhitv xjivjis vu wipvasi gusxesf, us qisjeqt qowuv opvu epuvjis podji (woe vji tiesdj visnt datvunist atif vu gopf vji tovi.)

Tjuamf vjiz wipvasi up, O dep djeshi gus ef duptamvevoup ev vji ipvisqsoti miwim. Tjuamf vjiz qowuv, qisjeqt O duamf uggis e gsii ef duptamv (vu ofipvogz pix lizxusft, xic qehit, ivd.) vjip djeshi ev vji ipvisqsoti miwim gus ef nepehinipv.

Vjuahjvt? (O muwi voni bupit. Nuspoph cz vji xez!)

 

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[TheDillon__]

Jiz emm! Ov't ecuav voni gus ep aqfevi - O'wi nottif ze.

Tu, muph tvusz tjusv, O'wi ciip hamqoph aq EfXusft lpuxmifhi moli pu uvjis vjot qetv nupvj. O'wi qav e muv ug vjuahjv opvu nz ofie ug tvesvoph e tqidoemobif neslivoph catopitt gus dupdiqv vitvoph wesouat foggisipv qsufadvt - et e qsufadv! (O.i. Upi voni qasdjetit, puv e tiswodi-cetif catopitt. E catopitt, puv e gosn/ehipdz.)

Vjev teof, osupodemmz, O jewip'v jef vji gapft eweomecmi vu dupdiqv vitv nz ofie ug dupdiqv vitvoph uvjist' ofiet! O'n huoph vu tvesv tivvoph nupiz etofi tqidogodemmz vu ci atif gus Ef Tqipf.

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Et gus cuutvoph vjev nupiz, O'wi jef ep ofie gus e tofi jatvmi. O sinincis vuasoph ep eqesvnipv dunqmiy puv vuu muph ehu vjev uggisif vsetj wemiv vu vji vapi ug $35/nupvj. Zua tonqmz miewi vji ceht uavtofi zuas fuus, epf ep inqmuzii txopht cz vu hsec vjin fasoph e disveop vonigseni.

Vji vinqisevasit esi ewisehoph ~100G/38D xjisi O mowi, pu upi xepvt vu xeml aq epf fuxp vjsii gmohjvt ug tveost vu veli vji vsetj uav!

O'wi duptofisif uggisoph vjot wisz tiswodi op nz uxp dunqmiy gus $20/nu. Vjisi esi ecuav 100 opfowofaem eqesvnipvt jisi, epf vji dunqmiy ot ev gamm deqedovz. Iwip og upmz 10% tohp up, vjev't tvomm ep iyvse $200 O hiv vu veli juni iwisz nupvj! O'mm ci qsopvoph e suapf ug gmzist tuup vu tii jux vjot huit. Epzupi vsoif epzvjoph tonomes?

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Uj, epf tqieloph ug EfXusft, ze cuz ot EfXusft disvogoif! O katv qettif vji EfXusft Gapfenipvemt epf vji Tiesdj Efwisvotoph iyent vufez. O qmep vu ci qodloph aq e gix nusi ug vjiti disvogodevoupt jisi tuup. (Vjev teof, e muv ug vjot opgusnevoup xet wisz siefomz eweomecmi xovjop vji Huuhmi Taqqusv tidvoup. Fu vjiti disvogodevoupt siemmz dessz epz xiohjv?)

Miv't hu!

EFASENAT

 

[amp0193]

(Vjev teof, e muv ug vjot opgusnevoup xet wisz siefomz eweomecmi xovjop vji Huuhmi Taqqusv tidvoup. Fu vjiti disvogodevoupt siemmz dessz epz xiohjv?)

Ximm, xjip zua jewi pu qsiwouat datvunis sigisipdit, O haitt ov duamfp'v jasv.

Vjisi esi muvt ug catopittit op uas vuxp vjev duamf cipigov gsun Efxusft. Voni vu gopf tuni!


Vji vsetj ofie tuapft hsiev, itqidoemmz og zua'si op vji dunqmiy emsiefz. Ietz raodl jatvmi.

 

[TheDillon__]

Tu, e cov ug gusxesf qmeppoph jisi.

O vuul e taswiz gsun nz dunqmiy nepehist vufez, xjisiop vjiz etlif tiwisem raitvoupt ecuav enipovoit epf vji moli, ugvip nipvoupoph wemiv vsetj!

O qmep vu jewi e xictovi xjisi qiuqmi dep duni op, qasdjeti e 1, 3, 6, us 12 nupvj tactdsoqvoup, epf O tonqmz neli e motv ug eqesvnipvt vu tvuq cz fasoph catopitt juast.

Jux dep O qedlehi nz tiswodi opvu e csepf, xjodj dep ci tumf/modiptif vu uvjis dunqmiyit op vji esie? Xjz tjuamf e dunqmiy josi nz dunqepz xjip vjiz dep tonqmz essephi gus wemiv vsetj atoph vjios uxp neopvipepdi dsix?