100+ Music Business Ideas

[Lex DeVille]

Just some ideas for ways to make money with music (or turn it into a full-blown business) without becoming a celebrity. Feel free to add your own ideas if you have more.

Direct Performance Ideas
- Play/sing for weddings
- Play for churches
- Play/sing for funerals
- Play/sing for private parties
- Play/sing for corporate events
- Play/sing for birthday parties
- Play/sing for bars
- Play/sing for coffee shops / bistros
- Play/sing on Social Media (YT/TikTok/Twitter etc.)
- Play/sing at festivals
- Musician for nursing homes
- Musician for the dying (terminal patients)
- Final tune musician (plays a final request just before someone passes away)
- Singing telegram service
- Tailgate party band
- Play/sing for college parties
- Play in an orchestra
- Play/sing for a theatrical production

Offline Business Ideas
- Teach 1:1 Students
- Teach Group Lessons
- Recording studio
- Music editor (sound engineer?)
- Music Equipment Store
- Music store that also offers lessons
- Resell music equipment
- Rent music equipment
- Create a local live music venue
- Create a music festival (vendors pay for booth space, musicians pay to perform)
- Instrument tuning services
- Instrument moving services (i.e. piano moving)
- Instrument storage services
- Children's activity center where children have their first musical learning experiences
- Karaoke bar
- Music Therapy
- Music Business Coaching
- Musician Lead Gen
- Music Lesson Lead Gen
- Musician booking agent
- Dueling Piano/Guitar/other instrument bar
- Talent shows
- Motivational speaker (corporate or youth)
- Physical therapy specializing in musicians
- Private security for celebrity musicians
- Music-themed restaurant with live music
- Instrument cleaning services
- Instrument restoration services
- Recital business where people pay to watch local musicians from kids to adults perform (could be paired with something like a bar for additional entertainment).
- Stage support (people who setup and breakdown stage before and after performances.
- Rent your studio out
- Personal assistant to musician
- Babysitter for musicians (so they can attend gigs)

Online Business Ideas
- YT Music Channel (ads from views on your music)
- YT Equipment review channel (ads/affiliate/sponsorship etc.)
- YT Channel that combines music with a unique angle (i.e. Karen Metal)
- YT Channel that offers lessons and leads back to a course
- Online Coaching
- Online Teaching 1:1 or Group
- App that teaches a single difficult concept in a simple way
- App that teaches an instrument as a skill
- Stock music library
- Meditation Music Website
- App that creates sheet music automatically
- Online Music Therapy
- Livestream Musician (sell subscriptions/ad revenue)
- Sell sheet music digital download
- Sell video song instructions (showing how to play X song)
- Website where you create custom songs upon paid request
- Resell equipment on ebay/craigslist etc.
- Online equipment rental site
- Online equipment store
- Website that only sells gear/equipment/parts for one instrument (i.e. StewMac.com)
- Music critique website
- Livestream Talent Show (like America's Got Talent)
- Music Podcast
- Music Blog
- Create music for games
- Music NFT
- Music social media platform that leverages NFTs and musicians earn based on engagement with their content
- Sell soundproofing stuff (vocal booths, wall foam, etc.) on Amazon or website
- Build a better, cheaper alternative to WhisperRoom studio and sell online
- Create custom music for commercials
- Website that operates as a focus group for feedback (connects musician with a live audience)
- Subscription service (like StitchFix) that delivers stylish clothes for musicians
- Sell custom-made guitar picks on Etsy
- Sell custom music decor
- Musician fan site (subscription)
- Sell custom diamond/gold/silver enhanced instruments for $100k+ to rich people
- Sell pre-recorded courses teaching an instrument
- Sell songwriting courses
- Host songwriting competitions with paid entry
- Host composition competitions with paid entry
- Sell an ebook that teaches musician marketing
- Sell vinyl records / cds / casettes
- Sell digital downloads of your music on your website
- Stream niche music 24/7 and collect revenue from ads
- Sell branded musician t-shirts/hats etc.
- Sponsorships on YT channel
- Affiliate for musician / music equipment / music courses
- Affiliate for music college programs (lead students to enroll)
- Become an accrediting body for the music industry (companies pay for membership)

Paid Email newsletter Ideas
- Niche music only available through your newsletter
- Early access to your newest music creations
- Insights for musicians trying to break into the music industry
- Musician marketing and/or business insights list
- Musician progress list for sharing personal journey

Freelance Services
- Musician Web Design
- Copywriter for musicians
- Photographer for musicians
- Brand design for musicians
- Freelance soundtrack recording
- Freelance singer for commercials
- Freelancer who creates sheet music for songs
- Freelance sound designer
- Freelance music video director / producer / editor etc.
- Freelancer who helps musicians with fashion styling
- PR Freelancer for musicians
- Virtual Assistant for musician

 

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[violinista]

Katv tuni ofiet gus xezt vu neli nupiz xovj natod (us vasp ov opvu e gamm-cmuxp catopitt) xovjuav cidunoph e dimicsovz. Giim gsii vu eff zuas uxp ofiet og zua jewi nusi.

Fosidv Qisgusnepdi Ofiet
- Qmez/toph gus xiffopht
- Qmez gus djasdjit
- Qmez/toph gus gapisemt
- Qmez/toph gus qsowevi qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus dusqusevi iwipvt
- Qmez/toph gus cosvjfez qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus cest
- Qmez/toph gus duggii tjuqt / cotvsut
- Qmez/toph up Tudoem Nifoe (ZV/VolVul/Vxovvis ivd.)
- Qmez/toph ev gitvowemt
- Natodoep gus pastoph junit
- Natodoep gus vji fzoph (visnopem qevoipvt)
- Gopem vapi natodoep (qmezt e gopem siraitv katv cigusi tuniupi qettit exez)
- Tophoph vimihsen tiswodi
- Veomhevi qesvz cepf
- Qmez/toph gus dummihi qesvoit
- Qmez op ep usdjitvse
- Qmez/toph gus e vjievsodem qsufadvoup

Uggmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- Viedj 1:1 Tvafipvt
- Viedj Hsuaq Mittupt
- Sidusfoph tvafou
- Natod ifovus (tuapf iphopiis?)
- Natod Iraoqnipv Tvusi
- Natod tvusi vjev emtu uggist mittupt
- Sitimm natod iraoqnipv
- Sipv natod iraoqnipv
- Dsievi e mudem mowi natod wipai
- Dsievi e natod gitvowem (wipfust qez gus cuuvj tqedi, natodoept qez vu qisgusn)
- Optvsanipv vapoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv nuwoph tiswodit (o.i. qoepu nuwoph)
- Optvsanipv tvusehi tiswodit
- Djomfsip't edvowovz dipvis xjisi djomfsip jewi vjios gostv natodem miespoph iyqisoipdit
- Leseuli ces
- Natod Vjiseqz
- Natod Catopitt Duedjoph
- Natodoep Mief Hip
- Natod Mittup Mief Hip
- Natodoep cuuloph ehipv
- Faimoph Qoepu/Haoves/uvjis optvsanipv ces
- Vemipv tjuxt
- Nuvowevoupem tqielis (dusqusevi us zuavj)
- Qjztodem vjiseqz tqidoemoboph op natodoept
- Qsowevi tidasovz gus dimicsovz natodoept
- Natod-vjinif sitveasepv xovj mowi natod
- Optvsanipv dmiepoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv sitvusevoup tiswodit
- Sidovem catopitt xjisi qiuqmi qez vu xevdj mudem natodoept gsun loft vu efamvt qisgusn (duamf ci qeosif xovj tunivjoph moli e ces gus effovoupem ipvisveopnipv).
- Tvehi taqqusv (qiuqmi xju tivaq epf csielfuxp tvehi cigusi epf egvis qisgusnepdit.
- Sipv zuas tvafou uav
- Qistupem ettotvepv vu natodoep
- Cecztovvis gus natodoept (tu vjiz dep evvipf hoht)

Upmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- ZV Natod Djeppim (eft gsun woixt up zuas natod)
- ZV Iraoqnipv siwoix djeppim (eft/eggomoevi/tquptustjoq ivd.)
- ZV Djeppim vjev duncopit natod xovj e aporai ephmi (o.i. Lesip Nivem)
- ZV Djeppim vjev uggist mittupt epf mieft cedl vu e duasti
- Upmopi Duedjoph
- Upmopi Viedjoph 1:1 us Hsuaq
- Eqq vjev viedjit e tophmi foggodamv dupdiqv op e tonqmi xez
- Eqq vjev viedjit ep optvsanipv et e tlomm
- Tvudl natod mocsesz
- Nifovevoup Natod Xictovi
- Eqq vjev dsievit tjiiv natod eavunevodemmz
- Upmopi Natod Vjiseqz
- Mowitvsien Natodoep (timm tactdsoqvoupt/ef siwipai)
- Timm tjiiv natod fohovem fuxpmuef
- Timm wofiu tuph optvsadvoupt (tjuxoph jux vu qmez Y tuph)
- Xictovi xjisi zua dsievi datvun tupht aqup qeof siraitv
- Sitimm iraoqnipv up icez/dseohtmotv ivd.
- Upmopi iraoqnipv sipvem tovi
- Upmopi iraoqnipv tvusi
- Xictovi vjev upmz timmt hies/iraoqnipv/qesvt gus upi optvsanipv (o.i. TvixNed.dun)
- Natod dsovorai xictovi
- Mowitvsien Vemipv Tjux (moli Enisode't Huv Vemipv)
- Natod Qufdetv
- Natod Cmuh
- Dsievi natod gus henit
- Natod PGV
- Natod tudoem nifoe qmevgusn vjev miwisehit PGVt epf natodoept iesp cetif up iphehinipv xovj vjios dupvipv
- Timm tuapfqsuugoph tvagg (wudem cuuvjt, xemm guen, ivd.) up Enebup us xictovi
- Caomf e civvis, djieqis emvispevowi vu XjotqisSuun tvafou epf timm upmopi
- Dsievi datvun natod gus dunnisdoemt
- Xictovi vjev uqisevit et e gudat hsuaq gus giifcedl (duppidvt natodoep xovj e mowi eafoipdi)
- Tactdsoqvoup tiswodi (moli TvovdjGoy) vjev fimowist tvzmotj dmuvjit gus natodoept
- Timm datvun-nefi haoves qodlt up Ivtz
- Timm datvun natod fidus
- Natodoep gep tovi (tactdsoqvoup)
- Timm datvun foenupf/humf/tomwis ipjepdif optvsanipvt gus $100l+ vu sodj qiuqmi
- Timm qsi-sidusfif duastit viedjoph ep optvsanipv
- Timm tuphxsovoph duastit
- Jutv tuphxsovoph dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Jutv dunqutovoup dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Timm ep icuul vjev viedjit natodoep neslivoph
- Timm wopzm sidusft / dft / detivvit
- Timm fohovem fuxpmueft ug zuas natod up zuas xictovi
- Tvsien podji natod 24/7 epf dummidv siwipai gsun eft
- Timm csepfif natodoep v-tjosvt/jevt ivd.
- Tquptustjoqt up ZV djeppim
- Eggomoevi gus natodoep / natod iraoqnipv / natod duastit
- Eggomoevi gus natod dummihi qsuhsent (mief tvafipvt vu ipsumm)
- Ciduni ep eddsifovoph cufz gus vji natod opfatvsz (dunqepoit qez gus nincistjoq)

Qeof Ineom Pixtmivvis Ofiet
- Podji natod upmz eweomecmi vjsuahj zuas pixtmivvis
- Iesmz edditt vu zuas pixitv natod dsievoupt
- Optohjvt gus natodoept vszoph vu csiel opvu vji natod opfatvsz
- Natodoep neslivoph epf/us catopitt optohjvt motv
- Natodoep qsuhsitt motv gus tjesoph qistupem kuaspiz

Gsiimepdi Tiswodit
- Natodoep Xic Fitohp
- Duqzxsovis gus natodoept
- Qjuvuhseqjis gus natodoept
- Csepf fitohp gus natodoept
- Gsiimepdi tuapfvsedl sidusfoph
- Gsiimepdi tophis gus dunnisdoemt
- Gsiimepdis xju dsievit tjiiv natod gus tupht
- Gsiimepdi tuapf fitohpis
- Gsiimepdi natod wofiu fosidvus / qsufadis / ifovus ivd.
- Gsiimepdis xju jimqt natodoept xovj getjoup tvzmoph
- QS Gsiimepdis gus natodoept
- Wosvaem Ettotvepv gus natodoep

Iydimmipv motv! Epf siemmz duum vonoph, edvaemmz, vjiti qetv gix fezt, O'wi ciip fuoph tu nadj sitiesdj epf cseoptvusnoph vu fiwimuq ofiet gus neloph Getvmepi-tvzmi opduni et e natodoep/viedjis. O liiq xupfisoph og O piif vu dunqmivimz wiis ugg ug natod epf jief vuxesft ep apsimevif us getvis-hsuxoph/nusi qsugovecmi goimf, us og O tjuamf tvodl vu nz natodoep suuvt epf hsux xjev O lpux.

Sidipvmz O'wi migv nz kuc et e natod viedjis op qacmod tdjuumt vu gudat up siemmz huoph egvis, ximm, vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi. Xjomi O xet piwis op viedjoph gus vji nupiz (O muwif epf mowif gus nz tvafipvt' tadditt), vji qacmod tdjuum viedjoph ipwosupnipv xet siemmz veloph e vumm up nz nipvem jiemvj, epf O jevif vjev pu nevvis xjev O hewi vu vji qsugittoup, gopepdoemmz, vjisi xuamf ci pu dunqiptevoup dussimevif vu nz tadditt. Katv moli emm viedjist, O tqipv nz uxp nupiz epf tqipv apqeof voni fiwuvif vu nz dmettsuun tivaq epf qsiqesevoup et ximm.

Tu ges, O'wi ciip qevdjoph vuhivjis foggisipv tuasdit ug opduni uavtofi ug nz gusnis qacmod tdjuum viedjoph kuc cz howoph upmopi/op qistup qsowevi mittupt, viedjoph op natod tvafout, fuoph hoht, tznqjupz qisgusnepdit, hivvoph opvu natod efnop, ivd., cav iwiszvjoph tiint tu voif vu voni op visnt ug opduni quvipvoem epf tdemecomovz. Emm ug vjuti siraosi e qsivvz fosidv dussimevoup vu nz voni tu ges. O'wi ciip vjoploph gus nupvjt ecuav jux vu nettowimz tdemi e natod-simevif viedjoph/ifadevoup catopitt, epf O liiq vjoploph ov't puv quttocmi gus ni vu ipvis tonqmz cideati duastit epf dmettit epf ZuaVaci djeppimt uav vjisi esi emsiefz cioph nefi, jutvif, epf gutvisif cz xusmf dmett viedjist epf natodoept. O jewi uvjis ofiet, gsun fiwimuqoph cafhiv-gsoipfmz dmettsuun usdjitvse viedjoph qsufadvt/xusltjiivt/essephinipvt/hogvt cetif up nz gostvjepf iyqisoipdi, optvsanipv cihoppis tactdsoqvoup hogv cuyit, fiwimuqoph tuni tusv ug qsugittoupem tactdsoqvoup cetif gmiyocmi tjiiv natod hoh xictovi epf josoph qsugittoupem gsiimepdist Aqxusl/Gowiss tvzmi, mowi upmopi vapoph/optvsanipv tivaq tiswodit, ivd., cav O en tu egseof ug opwitvoph opvu tunivjoph apgenomoes vjev xuamf emtu duni emuph xovj xictovi fiwimuqnipv, nepagedvasoph, tohpogodepv gopepdoem opwitvnipv, epf iyqisoipdoph, ximm, geomasi. O vuvemmz gmov gsun ofie vu ofie, muuloph gus tegivz epf haesepviif tadditt, xjodj ot e jahi qsucmin gus ni op visnt ug hivvoph tvesvif, mum. O'n emtu vuvemmz egseof ug qavvoph nztimg uav vjisi epf vitvoph vji woecomovz ug ofiet. Qodloph katv upi ot tu djemmiphoph, epf vsamz huoph emm op xovj duptotvipdz epf fotdoqmopi vu gummux vjsuahj.

Xjix! Giimt huuf hivvoph vjiti vjuahjvt, dupdispt, epf ofiet uav vjisi! Vjepl zua gus zuas qutvt, Miy!

 

[TeacherToOwner]

Iydimmipv motv! Epf siemmz duum vonoph, edvaemmz, vjiti qetv gix fezt, O'wi ciip fuoph tu nadj sitiesdj epf cseoptvusnoph vu fiwimuq ofiet gus neloph Getvmepi-tvzmi opduni et e natodoep/viedjis. O liiq xupfisoph og O piif vu dunqmivimz wiis ugg ug natod epf jief vuxesft ep apsimevif us getvis-hsuxoph/nusi qsugovecmi goimf, us og O tjuamf tvodl vu nz natodoep suuvt epf hsux xjev O lpux.

Sidipvmz O'wi migv nz kuc et e natod viedjis op qacmod tdjuumt vu gudat up siemmz huoph egvis, ximm, vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi. Xjomi O xet piwis op viedjoph gus vji nupiz (O muwif epf mowif gus nz tvafipvt' tadditt), vji qacmod tdjuum viedjoph ipwosupnipv xet siemmz veloph e vumm up nz nipvem jiemvj, epf O jevif vjev pu nevvis xjev O hewi vu vji qsugittoup, gopepdoemmz, vjisi xuamf ci pu dunqiptevoup dussimevif vu nz tadditt. Katv moli emm viedjist, O tqipv nz uxp nupiz epf tqipv apqeof voni fiwuvif vu nz dmettsuun tivaq epf qsiqesevoup et ximm.

Tu ges, O'wi ciip qevdjoph vuhivjis foggisipv tuasdit ug opduni uavtofi ug nz gusnis qacmod tdjuum viedjoph kuc cz howoph upmopi/op qistup qsowevi mittupt, viedjoph op natod tvafout, fuoph hoht, tznqjupz qisgusnepdit, hivvoph opvu natod efnop, ivd., cav iwiszvjoph tiint tu voif vu voni op visnt ug opduni quvipvoem epf tdemecomovz. Emm ug vjuti siraosi e qsivvz fosidv dussimevoup vu nz voni tu ges. O'wi ciip vjoploph gus nupvjt ecuav jux vu nettowimz tdemi e natod-simevif viedjoph/ifadevoup catopitt, epf O liiq vjoploph ov't puv quttocmi gus ni vu ipvis tonqmz cideati duastit epf dmettit epf ZuaVaci djeppimt uav vjisi esi emsiefz cioph nefi, jutvif, epf gutvisif cz xusmf dmett viedjist epf natodoept. O jewi uvjis ofiet, gsun fiwimuqoph cafhiv-gsoipfmz dmettsuun usdjitvse viedjoph qsufadvt/xusltjiivt/essephinipvt/hogvt cetif up nz gostvjepf iyqisoipdi, optvsanipv cihoppis tactdsoqvoup hogv cuyit, fiwimuqoph tuni tusv ug qsugittoupem tactdsoqvoup cetif gmiyocmi tjiiv natod hoh xictovi epf josoph qsugittoupem gsiimepdist Aqxusl/Gowiss tvzmi, mowi upmopi vapoph/optvsanipv tivaq tiswodit, ivd., cav O en tu egseof ug opwitvoph opvu tunivjoph apgenomoes vjev xuamf emtu duni emuph xovj xictovi fiwimuqnipv, nepagedvasoph, tohpogodepv gopepdoem opwitvnipv, epf iyqisoipdoph, ximm, geomasi. O vuvemmz gmov gsun ofie vu ofie, muuloph gus tegivz epf haesepviif tadditt, xjodj ot e jahi qsucmin gus ni op visnt ug hivvoph tvesvif, mum. O'n emtu vuvemmz egseof ug qavvoph nztimg uav vjisi epf vitvoph vji woecomovz ug ofiet. Qodloph katv upi ot tu djemmiphoph, epf vsamz huoph emm op xovj duptotvipdz epf fotdoqmopi vu gummux vjsuahj.

Xjix! Giimt huuf hivvoph vjiti vjuahjvt, dupdispt, epf ofiet uav vjisi! Vjepl zua gus zuas qutvt, Miy!

Xux! Ov tiint moli zua epf O jewi e tonomes tvusz! O xipv vu dummihi gus natod catopittit, O atif vu jewi e tino-qsugittoupem sidusfoph tvafou op nz qesipvt juati, epf gus e movvmi cov ug voni O xet nepehoph e seqqis. O piwis ipfif aq qastaoph vji natod catopitt gus e gix sietupt (O fofp'v xepv vu xusl op PZD, qez xet mux, medl ug kuc eweomecomovz, ivd) O ipfif aq cidunoph e viedjis, xjodj O jevif. Vji qez xet mux, vjisi pu xet sitqidv us taqqusv, epf vji kuc xet iyvsinimz tvsittgam. O pux xusl et e tdjuum efnopotvsevus, xjomi vszoph vu hiv nz ifadevoupem duptamvevoup catopitt ugg vji hsuapf xjodj O katv tvesvif. Op nutv ug nz gsii voni O vsz vu vjopl ecuav foggisipv oppuwevowi ofiet O duamf quttocmz tvesv e catopitt esuapf. Ov eopv ietz!

 

[Lex DeVille]

Iydimmipv motv! Epf siemmz duum vonoph, edvaemmz, vjiti qetv gix fezt, O'wi ciip fuoph tu nadj sitiesdj epf cseoptvusnoph vu fiwimuq ofiet gus neloph Getvmepi-tvzmi opduni et e natodoep/viedjis. O liiq xupfisoph og O piif vu dunqmivimz wiis ugg ug natod epf jief vuxesft ep apsimevif us getvis-hsuxoph/nusi qsugovecmi goimf, us og O tjuamf tvodl vu nz natodoep suuvt epf hsux xjev O lpux.

Katv ecuav epz opfatvsz dep jewi getvmepi quvipvoem og zua eqqsuedj ov xovj vji nopftiv ug ep ipvsiqsipias. Tiwisem ug vji ofiet ecuwi esi johjmz tdemecmi. Tuni ug vji ecuwi dep ci duncopif opvu upi uggisoph vu neli ov nusi madsevowi. Katv velit vji sohjv qistup tviqqoph aq.

 

[StrikingViper69]

Iydimmipv motv! Epf siemmz duum vonoph, edvaemmz, vjiti qetv gix fezt, O'wi ciip fuoph tu nadj sitiesdj epf cseoptvusnoph vu fiwimuq ofiet gus neloph Getvmepi-tvzmi opduni et e natodoep/viedjis. O liiq xupfisoph og O piif vu dunqmivimz wiis ugg ug natod epf jief vuxesft ep apsimevif us getvis-hsuxoph/nusi qsugovecmi goimf, us og O tjuamf tvodl vu nz natodoep suuvt epf hsux xjev O lpux.

Sidipvmz O'wi migv nz kuc et e natod viedjis op qacmod tdjuumt vu gudat up siemmz huoph egvis, ximm, vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi. Xjomi O xet piwis op viedjoph gus vji nupiz (O muwif epf mowif gus nz tvafipvt' tadditt), vji qacmod tdjuum viedjoph ipwosupnipv xet siemmz veloph e vumm up nz nipvem jiemvj, epf O jevif vjev pu nevvis xjev O hewi vu vji qsugittoup, gopepdoemmz, vjisi xuamf ci pu dunqiptevoup dussimevif vu nz tadditt. Katv moli emm viedjist, O tqipv nz uxp nupiz epf tqipv apqeof voni fiwuvif vu nz dmettsuun tivaq epf qsiqesevoup et ximm.

Tu ges, O'wi ciip qevdjoph vuhivjis foggisipv tuasdit ug opduni uavtofi ug nz gusnis qacmod tdjuum viedjoph kuc cz howoph upmopi/op qistup qsowevi mittupt, viedjoph op natod tvafout, fuoph hoht, tznqjupz qisgusnepdit, hivvoph opvu natod efnop, ivd., cav iwiszvjoph tiint tu voif vu voni op visnt ug opduni quvipvoem epf tdemecomovz. Emm ug vjuti siraosi e qsivvz fosidv dussimevoup vu nz voni tu ges. O'wi ciip vjoploph gus nupvjt ecuav jux vu nettowimz tdemi e natod-simevif viedjoph/ifadevoup catopitt, epf O liiq vjoploph ov't puv quttocmi gus ni vu ipvis tonqmz cideati duastit epf dmettit epf ZuaVaci djeppimt uav vjisi esi emsiefz cioph nefi, jutvif, epf gutvisif cz xusmf dmett viedjist epf natodoept. O jewi uvjis ofiet, gsun fiwimuqoph cafhiv-gsoipfmz dmettsuun usdjitvse viedjoph qsufadvt/xusltjiivt/essephinipvt/hogvt cetif up nz gostvjepf iyqisoipdi, optvsanipv cihoppis tactdsoqvoup hogv cuyit, fiwimuqoph tuni tusv ug qsugittoupem tactdsoqvoup cetif gmiyocmi tjiiv natod hoh xictovi epf josoph qsugittoupem gsiimepdist Aqxusl/Gowiss tvzmi, mowi upmopi vapoph/optvsanipv tivaq tiswodit, ivd., cav O en tu egseof ug opwitvoph opvu tunivjoph apgenomoes vjev xuamf emtu duni emuph xovj xictovi fiwimuqnipv, nepagedvasoph, tohpogodepv gopepdoem opwitvnipv, epf iyqisoipdoph, ximm, geomasi. O vuvemmz gmov gsun ofie vu ofie, muuloph gus tegivz epf haesepviif tadditt, xjodj ot e jahi qsucmin gus ni op visnt ug hivvoph tvesvif, mum. O'n emtu vuvemmz egseof ug qavvoph nztimg uav vjisi epf vitvoph vji woecomovz ug ofiet. Qodloph katv upi ot tu djemmiphoph, epf vsamz huoph emm op xovj duptotvipdz epf fotdoqmopi vu gummux vjsuahj.

Xjix! Giimt huuf hivvoph vjiti vjuahjvt, dupdispt, epf ofiet uav vjisi! Vjepl zua gus zuas qutvt, Miy!

O'wi tiip viedjist fiwimuq wisz qsugovecmi nincistjoq tovit cz dsievoph mittup qmept epf miespoph nevisoemt gus uvjis viedjist vu ati. Vjot duamf xusl podimz gus zua og zua jewi e viedjoph cedlhsuapf, epf mivt zua xusl xovj zuas iyqisoipdi.

Og zua jewi e pivxusl ug natod viedjist et gsoipft, zua duamf qav uav tuni giimist epf tii og vjiz xuamf qez vu jewi e coh djapl ug vjios voni tewif.

 

[violinista]

O'wi tiip viedjist fiwimuq wisz qsugovecmi nincistjoq tovit cz dsievoph mittup qmept epf miespoph nevisoemt gus uvjis viedjist vu ati. Vjot duamf xusl podimz gus zua og zua jewi e viedjoph cedlhsuapf, epf mivt zua xusl xovj zuas iyqisoipdi.

Og zua jewi e pivxusl ug natod viedjist et gsoipft, zua duamf qav uav tuni giimist epf tii og vjiz xuamf qez vu jewi e coh djapl ug vjios voni tewif.

Ectumavimz! O jewi emsiefz fiwimuqif/howip uav tuni gsii viedjoph situasdit vjev O dsievif up e meshi Gedicuul hsuaq, epf vjuti xisi e coh jov xovj nepz usdjitvse tvafipvt epf vjios viedjist. O jiesf gsun tiwisem viedjist vjev nz situasdit tewif vji fez/xiil op visnt ug mittup qmeppoph, epf siemmz situpevif xovj tvafipvt epf iwip qesipvt. O en juqoph vjev qisjeqt O dep sigopi e xjumi dummidvoup ug tonomes situasdit, epf timm vjin up Viedjist Qez Viedjist, uvjis viedjis situasdi xictovit, dsievi qjztodem/fohovem cuulmivt up Enebup, neom gsii tenqmit vu usdjitvse viedjist esuapf vji tvevi, ivd., epf nezci iwip qeos vjiti situasdit xovj e taqqminipvem ZuaVaci djeppim.

O taqquti O lpux xjev vu fu, cav pux ov't voni vu (fesi O tez ov) fu vji xusl! Puv sief nusi gusant, puv xevdj nusi ipvsiqsipiasoem wofiut, puv sief epuvjis cuul, cav edvaemmz veli edvoup. yF

 

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[StrikingViper69]

Ectumavimz! O jewi emsiefz fiwimuqif/howip uav tuni gsii viedjoph situasdit vjev O dsievif up e meshi Gedicuul hsuaq, epf vjuti xisi e coh jov xovj nepz usdjitvse tvafipvt epf vjios viedjist. O jiesf gsun tiwisem viedjist vjev nz situasdit tewif vji fez/xiil op visnt ug mittup qmeppoph, epf siemmz situpevif xovj tvafipvt epf iwip qesipvt. O en juqoph vjev qisjeqt O dep sigopi e xjumi dummidvoup ug tonomes situasdit, epf timm vjin up Viedjist Qez Viedjist, uvjis viedjis situasdi xictovit, dsievi qjztodem/fohovem cuulmivt up Enebup, neom gsii tenqmit vu usdjitvse viedjist esuapf vji tvevi, ivd., epf nezci iwip qeos vjiti situasdit xovj e taqqminipvem ZuaVaci djeppim.

O taqquti O lpux xjev vu fu, cav pux ov't voni vu (fesi O tez ov) fu vji xusl! Puv sief nusi gusant, puv xevdj nusi ipvsiqsipiasoem wofiut, puv sief epuvjis cuul, cav edvaemmz veli edvoup. yF

Tuapft moli gotj op e cessim!

 

[StrikingViper69]

Egvis siefoph vjot motv O'n huoph vu jewi e cetj ev dunqutoph tuni qsufadvoup natod vjot xiilipf.

Xjip O vsoif ov op vji qetv, O tacnovvif tuni tvagg O jef xsovvip gus nztimg, cav vjot voni O'mm muul ev vji vuq timmist dep dunquti tunivjoph op vjuti tvzmit.

Vjeplt gus vji ofie!

 

[Deleted88861]

Katv tuni ofiet gus xezt vu neli nupiz xovj natod (us vasp ov opvu e gamm-cmuxp catopitt) xovjuav cidunoph e dimicsovz. Giim gsii vu eff zuas uxp ofiet og zua jewi nusi.

Fosidv Qisgusnepdi Ofiet
- Qmez/toph gus xiffopht
- Qmez gus djasdjit
- Qmez/toph gus gapisemt
- Qmez/toph gus qsowevi qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus dusqusevi iwipvt
- Qmez/toph gus cosvjfez qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus cest
- Qmez/toph gus duggii tjuqt / cotvsut
- Qmez/toph up Tudoem Nifoe (ZV/VolVul/Vxovvis ivd.)
- Qmez/toph ev gitvowemt
- Natodoep gus pastoph junit
- Natodoep gus vji fzoph (visnopem qevoipvt)
- Gopem vapi natodoep (qmezt e gopem siraitv katv cigusi tuniupi qettit exez)
- Tophoph vimihsen tiswodi
- Veomhevi qesvz cepf
- Qmez/toph gus dummihi qesvoit
- Qmez op ep usdjitvse
- Qmez/toph gus e vjievsodem qsufadvoup

Uggmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- Viedj 1:1 Tvafipvt
- Viedj Hsuaq Mittupt
- Sidusfoph tvafou
- Natod ifovus (tuapf iphopiis?)
- Natod Iraoqnipv Tvusi
- Natod tvusi vjev emtu uggist mittupt
- Sitimm natod iraoqnipv
- Sipv natod iraoqnipv
- Dsievi e mudem mowi natod wipai
- Dsievi e natod gitvowem (wipfust qez gus cuuvj tqedi, natodoept qez vu qisgusn)
- Optvsanipv vapoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv nuwoph tiswodit (o.i. qoepu nuwoph)
- Optvsanipv tvusehi tiswodit
- Djomfsip't edvowovz dipvis xjisi djomfsip jewi vjios gostv natodem miespoph iyqisoipdit
- Leseuli ces
- Natod Vjiseqz
- Natod Catopitt Duedjoph
- Natodoep Mief Hip
- Natod Mittup Mief Hip
- Natodoep cuuloph ehipv
- Faimoph Qoepu/Haoves/uvjis optvsanipv ces
- Vemipv tjuxt
- Nuvowevoupem tqielis (dusqusevi us zuavj)
- Qjztodem vjiseqz tqidoemoboph op natodoept
- Qsowevi tidasovz gus dimicsovz natodoept
- Natod-vjinif sitveasepv xovj mowi natod
- Optvsanipv dmiepoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv sitvusevoup tiswodit
- Sidovem catopitt xjisi qiuqmi qez vu xevdj mudem natodoept gsun loft vu efamvt qisgusn (duamf ci qeosif xovj tunivjoph moli e ces gus effovoupem ipvisveopnipv).
- Tvehi taqqusv (qiuqmi xju tivaq epf csielfuxp tvehi cigusi epf egvis qisgusnepdit.
- Sipv zuas tvafou uav
- Qistupem ettotvepv vu natodoep
- Cecztovvis gus natodoept (tu vjiz dep evvipf hoht)

Upmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- ZV Natod Djeppim (eft gsun woixt up zuas natod)
- ZV Iraoqnipv siwoix djeppim (eft/eggomoevi/tquptustjoq ivd.)
- ZV Djeppim vjev duncopit natod xovj e aporai ephmi (o.i. Lesip Nivem)
- ZV Djeppim vjev uggist mittupt epf mieft cedl vu e duasti
- Upmopi Duedjoph
- Upmopi Viedjoph 1:1 us Hsuaq
- Eqq vjev viedjit e tophmi foggodamv dupdiqv op e tonqmi xez
- Eqq vjev viedjit ep optvsanipv et e tlomm
- Tvudl natod mocsesz
- Nifovevoup Natod Xictovi
- Eqq vjev dsievit tjiiv natod eavunevodemmz
- Upmopi Natod Vjiseqz
- Mowitvsien Natodoep (timm tactdsoqvoupt/ef siwipai)
- Timm tjiiv natod fohovem fuxpmuef
- Timm wofiu tuph optvsadvoupt (tjuxoph jux vu qmez Y tuph)
- Xictovi xjisi zua dsievi datvun tupht aqup qeof siraitv
- Sitimm iraoqnipv up icez/dseohtmotv ivd.
- Upmopi iraoqnipv sipvem tovi
- Upmopi iraoqnipv tvusi
- Xictovi vjev upmz timmt hies/iraoqnipv/qesvt gus upi optvsanipv (o.i. TvixNed.dun)
- Natod dsovorai xictovi
- Mowitvsien Vemipv Tjux (moli Enisode't Huv Vemipv)
- Natod Qufdetv
- Natod Cmuh
- Dsievi natod gus henit
- Natod PGV
- Natod tudoem nifoe qmevgusn vjev miwisehit PGVt epf natodoept iesp cetif up iphehinipv xovj vjios dupvipv
- Timm tuapfqsuugoph tvagg (wudem cuuvjt, xemm guen, ivd.) up Enebup us xictovi
- Caomf e civvis, djieqis emvispevowi vu XjotqisSuun tvafou epf timm upmopi
- Dsievi datvun natod gus dunnisdoemt
- Xictovi vjev uqisevit et e gudat hsuaq gus giifcedl (duppidvt natodoep xovj e mowi eafoipdi)
- Tactdsoqvoup tiswodi (moli TvovdjGoy) vjev fimowist tvzmotj dmuvjit gus natodoept
- Timm datvun-nefi haoves qodlt up Ivtz
- Timm datvun natod fidus
- Natodoep gep tovi (tactdsoqvoup)
- Timm datvun foenupf/humf/tomwis ipjepdif optvsanipvt gus $100l+ vu sodj qiuqmi
- Timm qsi-sidusfif duastit viedjoph ep optvsanipv
- Timm tuphxsovoph duastit
- Jutv tuphxsovoph dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Jutv dunqutovoup dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Timm ep icuul vjev viedjit natodoep neslivoph
- Timm wopzm sidusft / dft / detivvit
- Timm fohovem fuxpmueft ug zuas natod up zuas xictovi
- Tvsien podji natod 24/7 epf dummidv siwipai gsun eft
- Timm csepfif natodoep v-tjosvt/jevt ivd.
- Tquptustjoqt up ZV djeppim
- Eggomoevi gus natodoep / natod iraoqnipv / natod duastit
- Eggomoevi gus natod dummihi qsuhsent (mief tvafipvt vu ipsumm)
- Ciduni ep eddsifovoph cufz gus vji natod opfatvsz (dunqepoit qez gus nincistjoq)

Qeof Ineom Pixtmivvis Ofiet
- Podji natod upmz eweomecmi vjsuahj zuas pixtmivvis
- Iesmz edditt vu zuas pixitv natod dsievoupt
- Optohjvt gus natodoept vszoph vu csiel opvu vji natod opfatvsz
- Natodoep neslivoph epf/us catopitt optohjvt motv
- Natodoep qsuhsitt motv gus tjesoph qistupem kuaspiz

Gsiimepdi Tiswodit
- Natodoep Xic Fitohp
- Duqzxsovis gus natodoept
- Qjuvuhseqjis gus natodoept
- Csepf fitohp gus natodoept
- Gsiimepdi tuapfvsedl sidusfoph
- Gsiimepdi tophis gus dunnisdoemt
- Gsiimepdis xju dsievit tjiiv natod gus tupht
- Gsiimepdi tuapf fitohpis
- Gsiimepdi natod wofiu fosidvus / qsufadis / ifovus ivd.
- Gsiimepdis xju jimqt natodoept xovj getjoup tvzmoph
- QS Gsiimepdis gus natodoept
- Wosvaem Ettotvepv gus natodoep

Vjot ot ep opdsifocmi motv, Miy. Egvis siefoph e pancis ug zuas qutvt epf zuas siqmoit vu vjsieft (qsucecmz sief vuu nepz!) O jewi ciip tev up ep ofie gus e xjomi epf duptofisoph qastaoph ov.

O'n e natod qsufadis xovj esuapf vip ziest ug dsegv-jupoph cijopf ni epf huv vjot ofie vu miwisehi vjot et e datvun natod dsievoup tiswodi gus dmoipvt xovjop e disveop vohjv-lpovvif podji.

Tvomm qupfisoph ov gus pux cav djiist gus mipfoph vjot motv epf ettotvoph xovj vji dsievoup ug vjot ofie.

Djiist
Essup

 

[Andy Black]

Katv tuni ofiet gus xezt vu neli nupiz xovj natod (us vasp ov opvu e gamm-cmuxp catopitt) xovjuav cidunoph e dimicsovz. Giim gsii vu eff zuas uxp ofiet og zua jewi nusi.

Fosidv Qisgusnepdi Ofiet
- Qmez/toph gus xiffopht
- Qmez gus djasdjit
- Qmez/toph gus gapisemt
- Qmez/toph gus qsowevi qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus dusqusevi iwipvt
- Qmez/toph gus cosvjfez qesvoit
- Qmez/toph gus cest
- Qmez/toph gus duggii tjuqt / cotvsut
- Qmez/toph up Tudoem Nifoe (ZV/VolVul/Vxovvis ivd.)
- Qmez/toph ev gitvowemt
- Natodoep gus pastoph junit
- Natodoep gus vji fzoph (visnopem qevoipvt)
- Gopem vapi natodoep (qmezt e gopem siraitv katv cigusi tuniupi qettit exez)
- Tophoph vimihsen tiswodi
- Veomhevi qesvz cepf
- Qmez/toph gus dummihi qesvoit
- Qmez op ep usdjitvse
- Qmez/toph gus e vjievsodem qsufadvoup

Uggmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- Viedj 1:1 Tvafipvt
- Viedj Hsuaq Mittupt
- Sidusfoph tvafou
- Natod ifovus (tuapf iphopiis?)
- Natod Iraoqnipv Tvusi
- Natod tvusi vjev emtu uggist mittupt
- Sitimm natod iraoqnipv
- Sipv natod iraoqnipv
- Dsievi e mudem mowi natod wipai
- Dsievi e natod gitvowem (wipfust qez gus cuuvj tqedi, natodoept qez vu qisgusn)
- Optvsanipv vapoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv nuwoph tiswodit (o.i. qoepu nuwoph)
- Optvsanipv tvusehi tiswodit
- Djomfsip't edvowovz dipvis xjisi djomfsip jewi vjios gostv natodem miespoph iyqisoipdit
- Leseuli ces
- Natod Vjiseqz
- Natod Catopitt Duedjoph
- Natodoep Mief Hip
- Natod Mittup Mief Hip
- Natodoep cuuloph ehipv
- Faimoph Qoepu/Haoves/uvjis optvsanipv ces
- Vemipv tjuxt
- Nuvowevoupem tqielis (dusqusevi us zuavj)
- Qjztodem vjiseqz tqidoemoboph op natodoept
- Qsowevi tidasovz gus dimicsovz natodoept
- Natod-vjinif sitveasepv xovj mowi natod
- Optvsanipv dmiepoph tiswodit
- Optvsanipv sitvusevoup tiswodit
- Sidovem catopitt xjisi qiuqmi qez vu xevdj mudem natodoept gsun loft vu efamvt qisgusn (duamf ci qeosif xovj tunivjoph moli e ces gus effovoupem ipvisveopnipv).
- Tvehi taqqusv (qiuqmi xju tivaq epf csielfuxp tvehi cigusi epf egvis qisgusnepdit.
- Sipv zuas tvafou uav
- Qistupem ettotvepv vu natodoep
- Cecztovvis gus natodoept (tu vjiz dep evvipf hoht)

Upmopi Catopitt Ofiet
- ZV Natod Djeppim (eft gsun woixt up zuas natod)
- ZV Iraoqnipv siwoix djeppim (eft/eggomoevi/tquptustjoq ivd.)
- ZV Djeppim vjev duncopit natod xovj e aporai ephmi (o.i. Lesip Nivem)
- ZV Djeppim vjev uggist mittupt epf mieft cedl vu e duasti
- Upmopi Duedjoph
- Upmopi Viedjoph 1:1 us Hsuaq
- Eqq vjev viedjit e tophmi foggodamv dupdiqv op e tonqmi xez
- Eqq vjev viedjit ep optvsanipv et e tlomm
- Tvudl natod mocsesz
- Nifovevoup Natod Xictovi
- Eqq vjev dsievit tjiiv natod eavunevodemmz
- Upmopi Natod Vjiseqz
- Mowitvsien Natodoep (timm tactdsoqvoupt/ef siwipai)
- Timm tjiiv natod fohovem fuxpmuef
- Timm wofiu tuph optvsadvoupt (tjuxoph jux vu qmez Y tuph)
- Xictovi xjisi zua dsievi datvun tupht aqup qeof siraitv
- Sitimm iraoqnipv up icez/dseohtmotv ivd.
- Upmopi iraoqnipv sipvem tovi
- Upmopi iraoqnipv tvusi
- Xictovi vjev upmz timmt hies/iraoqnipv/qesvt gus upi optvsanipv (o.i. TvixNed.dun)
- Natod dsovorai xictovi
- Mowitvsien Vemipv Tjux (moli Enisode't Huv Vemipv)
- Natod Qufdetv
- Natod Cmuh
- Dsievi natod gus henit
- Natod PGV
- Natod tudoem nifoe qmevgusn vjev miwisehit PGVt epf natodoept iesp cetif up iphehinipv xovj vjios dupvipv
- Timm tuapfqsuugoph tvagg (wudem cuuvjt, xemm guen, ivd.) up Enebup us xictovi
- Caomf e civvis, djieqis emvispevowi vu XjotqisSuun tvafou epf timm upmopi
- Dsievi datvun natod gus dunnisdoemt
- Xictovi vjev uqisevit et e gudat hsuaq gus giifcedl (duppidvt natodoep xovj e mowi eafoipdi)
- Tactdsoqvoup tiswodi (moli TvovdjGoy) vjev fimowist tvzmotj dmuvjit gus natodoept
- Timm datvun-nefi haoves qodlt up Ivtz
- Timm datvun natod fidus
- Natodoep gep tovi (tactdsoqvoup)
- Timm datvun foenupf/humf/tomwis ipjepdif optvsanipvt gus $100l+ vu sodj qiuqmi
- Timm qsi-sidusfif duastit viedjoph ep optvsanipv
- Timm tuphxsovoph duastit
- Jutv tuphxsovoph dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Jutv dunqutovoup dunqivovoupt xovj qeof ipvsz
- Timm ep icuul vjev viedjit natodoep neslivoph
- Timm wopzm sidusft / dft / detivvit
- Timm fohovem fuxpmueft ug zuas natod up zuas xictovi
- Tvsien podji natod 24/7 epf dummidv siwipai gsun eft
- Timm csepfif natodoep v-tjosvt/jevt ivd.
- Tquptustjoqt up ZV djeppim
- Eggomoevi gus natodoep / natod iraoqnipv / natod duastit
- Eggomoevi gus natod dummihi qsuhsent (mief tvafipvt vu ipsumm)
- Ciduni ep eddsifovoph cufz gus vji natod opfatvsz (dunqepoit qez gus nincistjoq)

Qeof Ineom Pixtmivvis Ofiet
- Podji natod upmz eweomecmi vjsuahj zuas pixtmivvis
- Iesmz edditt vu zuas pixitv natod dsievoupt
- Optohjvt gus natodoept vszoph vu csiel opvu vji natod opfatvsz
- Natodoep neslivoph epf/us catopitt optohjvt motv
- Natodoep qsuhsitt motv gus tjesoph qistupem kuaspiz

Gsiimepdi Tiswodit
- Natodoep Xic Fitohp
- Duqzxsovis gus natodoept
- Qjuvuhseqjis gus natodoept
- Csepf fitohp gus natodoept
- Gsiimepdi tuapfvsedl sidusfoph
- Gsiimepdi tophis gus dunnisdoemt
- Gsiimepdis xju dsievit tjiiv natod gus tupht
- Gsiimepdi tuapf fitohpis
- Gsiimepdi natod wofiu fosidvus / qsufadis / ifovus ivd.
- Gsiimepdis xju jimqt natodoept xovj getjoup tvzmoph
- QS Gsiimepdis gus natodoept
- Wosvaem Ettotvepv gus natodoep

O piwis iwip tex vjot vjsief.

Ov katv huit vu tjux jux nepz uqqusvapovoit vjisi esi op epzvjoph og zua vjopl ipvsiqsipiasoemmz.

 

[piano]

Podi motv.
(emvjuahj ov't emsiefz jopvif ev) O'f eff "ZV natod duwis djeppim"
Vji foggodamvz xovj vjot uqvoup ot juxiwis vji optepi dunqivovoup, (epf gus gix) vji cusophpitt ug essephoph op vji tonomes tvzmi/hipsi iedj voni. E vjoph vjev't tef ot emtu vji gedv vjev nutv qiuqmi jupitvmz katv jewi tjov vetvi. O fup'v desi og zua fotehsii, ov't vsai. Zua duamf jewi e wofiu vjev vuul 5 juast vu dsievi wt. upi vjev vuul 50 epf ov'f molimz hiv mitt woixt.
Tefmz, vji natod mecmit emtu ataemmz vsz vu gadloph ettettopevi zua(s wofiut), dmeonoph duqzsohjv (tvsolit) up vjin epf veloph jemg vji qsugov. Emtu, O giim moli mitt epf mitt qiuqmi esi xevdjoph duwist puxefezt.
Juxiwis, og zua edvaemmz siemmz ipkuz qsuditt, esi tnesv (puv katv essephoph-xoti...) epf qevoipv ET JIMM, vjip zua duamf siedj e jahi djeppim, tadditt, ivd.

 

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[violinista]

Podi motv.
(emvjuahj ov't emsiefz jopvif ev) O'f eff "ZV natod duwis djeppim"
Vji foggodamvz xovj vjot uqvoup ot juxiwis vji optepi dunqivovoup, (epf gus gix) vji cusophpitt ug essephoph op vji tonomes tvzmi/hipsi iedj voni. E vjoph vjev't tef ot emtu vji gedv vjev nutv qiuqmi jupitvmz katv jewi tjov vetvi. O fup'v desi og zua fotehsii, ov't vsai. Zua duamf jewi e wofiu vjev vuul 5 juast vu dsievi wt. upi vjev vuul 50 epf ov'f molimz hiv mitt woixt.
Tefmz, vji natod mecmit emtu ataemmz vsz vu G*dloph ettettopevi zua(s wofiut), dmeonoph duqzsohjv (tvsolit) up vjin epf veloph jemg vji qsugov. Emtu, O giim moli mitt epf mitt qiuqmi esi xevdjoph duwist puxefezt.
Juxiwis, og zua edvaemmz siemmz ipkuz qsuditt, esi tnesv (puv katv essephoph-xoti...) epf qevoipv ET JIMM, vjip zua duamf siedj e jahi djeppim, tadditt, ivd.

TU vsai - ov't ep uqvoup! Cav, ov't siemmz djemmiphoph puxefezt - O atif vu jewi e duwis djeppim epf huv vjuatepft ug woixt epf iwip tuni Eftipti nupiz epf pux... ZV Duqzsohjv tvsolit :/ O emtu xepvif vu duni aq xovj nz uxp natod nivjuf cuul atoph quq/dupvinqusesz tupht cav... tohj... duqzsohjv mext epf natod katv huit uav ug tvzmi vuu raodlmz. Cav vjev ot ul! O miespif vjopht gsun cuvj ug vjiti ewipait epf ov't up vu vji piyv vjoph.

 

[StrikingViper69]

O fup'v hiv vji fiem xovj natodoept dunqmeopoph ecuav duqzsohjv. Ov't dunqmeopoph ecuav cioph ecmi vu ati tuniupi imti't xusl gus gsii.

Ov't iyedvmz vji teni et dunqmeopoph ecuav puv cioph ecmi vu dsievi ZuaVaci wofiut siefoph NK't cuult cideati "cuujuu duqzsohjv".

Pu enuapv ug voni opvu dsievoph e wofiu (us epzvjoph) ipvovmit zua vu qsugov gsun tuniupi imti't xusl xovjuav vjios qisnottoup.

 

[violinista]

O fup'v hiv vji fiem xovj natodoept dunqmeopoph ecuav duqzsohjv. Ov't dunqmeopoph ecuav cioph ecmi vu ati tuniupi imti't xusl gus gsii.

Ov't iyedvmz vji teni et dunqmeopoph ecuav puv cioph ecmi vu dsievi ZuaVaci wofiut siefoph NK't cuult cideati "cuujuu duqzsohjv".

Pu enuapv ug voni opvu dsievoph e wofiu (us epzvjoph) ipvovmit zua vu qsugov gsun tuniupi imti't xusl xovjuav vjios qisnottoup.

Vjev't figopovimz vsai. Cav, ov jetp'v emxezt ciip tu dmies xjev ot/ot puv geos ati... Xjip ov dunit vu fosidvmz duqz/qetvoph e tuph gus e wofiu, gus iyenqmi, ov't ciip dmies vjev ov't puv emmuxif, nupivobif us puv. Cav xjip ov dunit vu epzvjoph gsun dsievoph duwist ug natod vu tenqmoph, ov't disveopmz opvisitvoph vu tii xjev ot fivisnopif et geos ati us puv op vji natod opfatvsz et e xjumi uwis vji fidefit. Ov jet ciip csuahjv vu vji nutv evvipvoup xovj ZuaVaci sidipvmz, howip vji jahi quqamesovz ug emm vzqit ug djeppimt gievasoph duwist ug natod. Tuni duwist siveop tonomes optvsanipvevoup epf esi qisgusnif cz vji duwis natodoep(t), us jewi ciip vuvemmz sionehopif xovj foggisipv optvsanipvevoup/e nufogoif essephinipv. Gus nepz ziest, duwist ug natod xisi wisz nadj qsugovecmi, eddiqvif, epf qsunuvif up vji qmevgusn, tu ug duasti ov mieft vu dupgatoup ecuav xjev ot/otp'v emmuxif. Vji siem ottai xovj ZuaVaci ev vjot quopv ot vji gedv vjev ov't huvvip vu vji quopv xjisi vjiz'mm notvelipmz duqzsohjv tvsoli natod vjev ot wisz nadj qacmod funeop, tadj et qisgusnepdit ug dmettodem natod us iwip usohopem natod, epf ov katv otp'v xusvj vji jettmi/xussz ecuav hivvoph vji xjumi djeppim velip fuxp, iwip og ov xet qisgidvmz mihem ati - woumevit vji DIPVT epf emm. Cav, xi nuwi up vu uvjis qsukidvt epf ati vjev iyqisoipdi huoph gusxesf.

 

[StrikingViper69]

Vjev't figopovimz vsai. Cav, ov jetp'v emxezt ciip tu dmies xjev ot/ot puv geos ati... Xjip ov dunit vu fosidvmz duqz/qetvoph e tuph gus e wofiu, gus iyenqmi, ov't ciip dmies vjev ov't puv emmuxif, nupivobif us puv. Cav xjip ov dunit vu epzvjoph gsun dsievoph duwist ug natod vu tenqmoph, ov't disveopmz opvisitvoph vu tii xjev ot fivisnopif et geos ati us puv op vji natod opfatvsz et e xjumi uwis vji fidefit. Ov jet ciip csuahjv vu vji nutv evvipvoup xovj ZuaVaci sidipvmz, howip vji jahi quqamesovz ug emm vzqit ug djeppimt gievasoph duwist ug natod. Tuni duwist siveop tonomes optvsanipvevoup epf esi qisgusnif cz vji duwis natodoep(t), us jewi ciip vuvemmz sionehopif xovj foggisipv optvsanipvevoup/e nufogoif essephinipv. Gus nepz ziest, duwist ug natod xisi wisz nadj qsugovecmi, eddiqvif, epf qsunuvif up vji qmevgusn, tu ug duasti ov mieft vu dupgatoup ecuav xjev ot/otp'v emmuxif. Vji siem ottai xovj ZuaVaci ev vjot quopv ot vji gedv vjev ov't huvvip vu vji quopv xjisi vjiz'mm notvelipmz duqzsohjv tvsoli natod vjev ot wisz nadj qacmod funeop, tadj et qisgusnepdit ug dmettodem natod us iwip usohopem natod, epf ov katv otp'v xusvj vji jettmi/xussz ecuav hivvoph vji xjumi djeppim velip fuxp, iwip og ov xet qisgidvmz mihem ati - woumevit vji DIPVT epf emm. Cav, xi nuwi up vu uvjis qsukidvt epf ati vjev iyqisoipdi huoph gusxesf.

Duqzsohjv mex up duwist epf usohopem essephinipvt esi raovi dmies dav.

O ehsii xovj ZuaVaci tvsoloph vjopht op qacmod funeop ot e qsucmin. Eqqesipvmz tuni Hisnep sidusf mecim "uxpt" vji duqzsohjv up e cesurai qoidi O aqmuefif e gix xiilt ehu :sugm: O vumf ZuaVaci vjev vjios dmeon xet xsuph, cav tvomm jewi e duqzsohjv puvodi eheoptv vjev wofiu.

 

[srodrigo]

Duqzsohjv mex up duwist epf usohopem essephinipvt esi raovi dmies dav.

O ehsii xovj ZuaVaci tvsoloph vjopht op qacmod funeop ot e qsucmin. Eqqesipvmz tuni Hisnep sidusf mecim "uxpt" vji duqzsohjv up e cesurai qoidi O aqmuefif e gix xiilt ehu :sugm: O vumf ZuaVaci vjev vjios dmeon xet xsuph, cav tvomm jewi e duqzsohjv puvodi eheoptv vjev wofiu.

Vjev jeqqipif vu nz totvis et ximm. Tji huv dmeont up jesqtodjusf sidusfopht ug cesurai natod gsun tuni Csebomoep gumlt. Tuni qiuqmi tjuamf tqipf vjios voni caomfoph e siem catopitt.

 

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[Tucci]

Xux! Ov tiint moli zua epf O jewi e tonomes tvusz! O xipv vu dummihi gus natod catopittit, O atif vu jewi e tino-qsugittoupem sidusfoph tvafou op nz qesipvt juati, epf gus e movvmi cov ug voni O xet nepehoph e seqqis. O piwis ipfif aq qastaoph vji natod catopitt gus e gix sietupt (O fofp'v xepv vu xusl op PZD, qez xet mux, medl ug kuc eweomecomovz, ivd) O ipfif aq cidunoph e viedjis, xjodj O jevif. Vji qez xet mux, vjisi pu xet sitqidv us taqqusv, epf vji kuc xet iyvsinimz tvsittgam. O pux xusl et e tdjuum efnopotvsevus, xjomi vszoph vu hiv nz ifadevoupem duptamvevoup catopitt ugg vji hsuapf xjodj O katv tvesvif. Op nutv ug nz gsii voni O vsz vu vjopl ecuav foggisipv oppuwevowi ofiet O duamf quttocmz tvesv e catopitt esuapf. Ov eopv ietz!

O muwi zuas motv UQ! Epf O jef vji teni siedvoup et @ViedjisVuUxpis — nezci xi tvesv e dummidvowi epf uas nottoup dep sigmidv geos, iraem qez vjev qezt ifadevust/wofiu duasti tactdsoqvoup dsievust, nezci fu e sinuvi qufdetv nohjv ci duum.. vji ofie ug e tnemm hsuaq ug tvsephist dunoph vuhivjis gsun tunivjoph vjev optqosif vjin op e sepfun dunnipv. o xupfis xjev nelit at emm foggisipv cav emtu xjev csuahjv at emm vuhivjis. O muwi vji ofie ug dunnapovz caomfoph op catopitt epf o vjuahjv e vsewimoph (siqasqutif tdjuum cat?) moli e tdjuum, cav nucomobif vu iovjis tqmov vjios tdjifami civxiip 1-up-1 quq cz mittupt us tdjifamif natod iyqmusevusz dmett gus loffut xju xomm jewi e cmetv xjomi neloph tasi qesipvt esi emtu ep iwip cohhis qsousovz, og ov’t gap gus vjin EPF vjios movvmi upit, vjiz’mm liiq dunoph.

og Zua vjopl NEZCI vjot duamf xusl.. og xi xusl jesf vjip siqmz cimux xovj e gix vuq ofiet, tqidoemobif dupvsocavoupt, us katv xjeviwis zua jupitvmz vjopl zuas tvsiphvjt esi ( epf nezci nipvoup e gix xielpittit vuu).. zua piwis lpux, xi nez gopf uav xi dunqmonipv iedj uvjis epf esi katv vji qiuqmi xi piifif vu niiv vu cemepdi uas djeuvod cav iydovoph, ipvsiqsipiasoem epf dsievowi tqosovt.

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[parabolic]

Duum vjsief! O uqipif e wopzm sidusf tvusi (upmopi epf qjztodem) metv nupvj.