[FULL GUIDE] Starting a Window Cleaning Business (by @piano)

[piano]

Preface​

This is a long guide with a lot of information. Before you read this, I just want to tell you something:

The reason you don't need this guide.
When I started out, I didn't have such a guide but it was ok because I had a starting point; I need the tools, ok I searched for them and bought them. Okay now I have to learn the technique, watched youtube tutorials and learnt it. Ok, now where can I clean windows?

You get the idea.

This guide is merely everything served on a golden plate and might overwhelm a few people because of that.
For those people, do it like I did and maybe read the guide only when you really need it.
I hope you enjoy it, I've been working on it for 2 months!

Have fun.


Lately, there have been quite a lot of window cleaning threads and I see people struggling, buying bad equipment (Leifheit cough cough) and a few other things that I can help with.

I myself are in the beginning stages. However I've made over 1000€ so far and that at the age of 16! No car! No girlfriend! And even no business registration!

I will talk about equipment, work ethic, sales and everything you need to watch out for. If you have a question, just ask me and I'll add it to this guide!

Budget. With how much can you start this business? This might be surprising to some of you, but you can literally do it for FREE if you're Johnny Hustling, however I'll just assume that you aren't willing to borrow a squeegee from a gas station and windex from a supermarket.
How much is it for without all the hassle? You can get an awesome Unger bundle for just 50 bucks and you're literally good to go ( https://amzn.eu/d/2lPlN6q ). However I spent around 100€ at the beginning.

Equipment. You're gonna need real tools and not just some paper towels.
You're gonna need:

• A squeegee. I'd recommend going for a 35cm one. Just trust me with this... Try to aim for an Unger one (Ergotec), though Sorbo, Moerman, Ettore and a few others are good too.
• An Applicator/Scrubber. Go for one that's the size of your squeegee, however it's not the end of the world if it's smaller/bigger, just more bothersome.
• A bucket. The most important thing is that you can fit your applicator into it. It doesn't have to fit perfect, but you need to get your applicator wet.
• At least one microfiber cloth. With this, you'll be detailing the windows and fixing a few slip ups. Just do yourself a favor and don't get yourself one of those 10x-towels sets for 2 bucks. They suck. A good one would be a "recylced surgical towel", just look it up.
• The cleaning solution. If you're American, really just use DAWN dish soap. If you're European or whatever, go use some other dish soap. I use Pril. Don't, for the love of the window cleaning gods, use Windex or some spray garbage. How much solution to use? It depends. "Oh yeah, no shit". Well, more on that later.

And Ta-Da! That's it! Really. Nothing more. With this, you could make serious cash, however I'd definitely recommend more and that's why I'll go more in detail in the next segment. I'll also go into detail for what I use.
What you need and should get:

• Squeegee: To be suited for every situation, I'd recommend you a 20cm-or-smaller-squeegee, a 35cm one and a 45cm one.
  For the 20cm squeegee, I cut an Unger S-channel (45cm) down into 2 20cm ones, I now have a spare 20cm channel and I am using an Unger Ergotec handle with it. You could though simply just get the Ettore brass mini squeegee, I think it costs less than 20 bucks and is pretty good from what I've heard. Oh what a channel is? The squeegee consists out of 3 parts usually: The handle, the channel and the squeegee rubber. A guide for cutting a channel down:
  
  View: https://youtu.be/WMuzcL0O1sM
  After you've done that, just go and cut a squeegee rubber into the desired size, it doesn't have to be perfectly clean. I think I used both knife and scissor for that and it worked.
  For the 35cm squeegee, I have an Unger Ninja one and it's amazing. The 35cm squeegee is going to be for smaller-medium windows, as the 45cm squeegee can be too big often. Alternatives are: Unger Ergotec, Moerman, Sorbo and a few others. For the 45cm one I use an Unger Ergotec one. I use it the most and it just really speeds everything up a lot, often I wish I had an even longer one haha (wait-). The 20cm one is for the really small ones and 45cm for the big ones.
  For pole work, I myself plan to get a Moerman Excellerator 2.0, however getting that one already is overkill.
• Squeegee rubber: Not too much to worry about. Just get the same size as your squeegee and all is good. There are however 3 different kinds of them: Soft, medium and hard. Soft is for cold climates and hard for hot ones. And medium is the in-between.
  Good rubbers are the Ettore rubbers. Many window cleaners swear by them. I've been only using normal Unger rubbers and Unger-Green-Power rubbers and the latter one is more durable and generally just a dream. You'll know when to change your rubber, however as a general rule of thumb: after 2-3 days-worth of work, you should change them up (for regular rubbers). Unger green power rubbers hold for around a week.
• Scrubber: I use an Unger Ninja scrubber 35cm. It has abrasive pads at the sides which helps me get rid of tougher dirt. I use it a lot. If you get a scrubber without one, maybe get an abrasive pad, such as walnut- or white pads. Also, think about maybe getting the Pulex Technopad with it.
• Bucket: I use a "Keeeper thies" bucket with 12 liters of space. My scrubber doesn't fit well into it, so I have to fiddle around a bit, but the small size and the fact that it never broke down have served me very well. The small size is nice because I can usually just use sinks to fill it up with. I usually fill it up half way.
• Microfibre cloth: I use Unger clothes and a certain glass cleaning-cloth that is basically the German version of the "recycled surgical towel" from the US. I take 5 of these towels with me. More on how to use them later. I also got myself one of these 10x-cloths sets for 2 bucks and I use them, but not for detailling, only to soak up dirty water and wipe the frames.
• (Bath)Towels: These are especially important for residential jobs, because I lay them down below the window or doorsteps so I don't make a mess and often under the bucket as well. I have 2 with me always. Use them as you please.
• Telescopic pole: I have a modified Leifheit pole that reaches to 4 meters (btw, never buy from Leifheit) and I attached an Unger tip on it (important!). I'd recommend you to get a pole. It doesn't have to be super long, so let me just say this: I've almost never used 4 meters, so don't worry too much. You'll see whether you can reach the stuff anyways. But like I've said, keep your filthy hands off Leifheit. I'd recommend getting an Unger Optiloc. I plan on getting one of them myself. A 3 meter one is like 30 bucks but if that's somehow too expensive, go do your own research.
• Glass scrapers: Before I say anything, I just wanted to say that I haven't used any scraper actively yet. I once scratched my own window while practising but that's it [update while writing: I have actually scratched another window badly recently lol, don't tell anybody]. You don't need it, I certainly didn't, but it can be worth it! The Unger (Ninja) scrapers are good from what I've heard. Go watch this guide if you get one:
  
  View: https://youtu.be/-Zwm3hO0DVc
• Ladder: I don't have one and do everything with a pole and hands. However, if you need one, just ask the house owner, or worst case, bring your own with help of an adult or ask a neighbour in that neighbourhood. I only needed one once (I got it from the house owner) but I could have done it without one too if I had the Moerman Excellerator.
  If you're an adult, go take one with you, but if you're a teen with no car, no worries bro.
• Hip Belt and Pouch: A hip belt is essential for window cleaners. On it you have your poach where you store some of your things, most often for towels and smaller things (like a toothbrush) and on your hip belt you also have your bucket on a belt (BOAB) attached, more info on this in the next paragraph.
  
  
  An example of a pouch.
• Bucket on a belt/BOAB: On the BOAB you store your main tools (Squeegee, Scrubber). It also holds the water of the scrubber inside, so that you don't drip everywhere.
  I'm using the UNGER Ninja BOAB. It's OK, however am not too big of a fan of it. It is quite loose and has already fell over a few times, resulting in the soapy water splashing out onto the floor.
  If you buy one, you'll need to do your own research, however if you struggle; an UNGER (Ninja) BOAB is kind of a no-brainer.
• Transportation: If you're an adult, just drive a car, but if you're a teen or don't have one, this is for you; I at first only moved on foot (with equip in hands and backpack) in my own city. After that I went with public transport aka busses and trains. Now, I built myself THE WINDOW WASHING MOBILE 1.0™ [update while writing: it broke down recently lol] which is just a bike which carries my stuff. On more detail, you can find it in my window cleaning thread on page 5 (I think). Here's the link:

• Introducing to you...
  
  THE WINDOW WASHING MOBILE 1.0™
  ...

• Deduster/dust-/cobweb removal: I use a brush with which I remove dust before cleaning the windows (but only on the exterior). It fits on my pole, I use a Leifheit one ("Leifheit Dusty") and it's the only thing that I can recommend from them haha. You can use this later to "add value".
• Business registration: If you're a teen, likely nobody will care, but don't forget about it, you're gonna need it in the later stages.
• Water fed pole (WFP): This is something you won't need right now and probably can't get atm. I just wanted to let you know that this exists. But for now, forget about it and let's move on.

Cleaning Solution:
This is pretty simple. Just use dishwashing soap. No, not window cleaner bottles/sprays!
Really, I'm not joking. Fill your bucket up halfway and put in Dawn, Fairy, Pril or whatever you have in your country.
Just be careful to not use too much. Around 1-2 big spoons per 5 litres should be good!

Pricing. It depends on where you live. If you're in North America, prices are F*cking nuts. Prices there can go up to 500 bucks for big homes, and with "big" I don't mansions or whatever, simply just big houses. In Europe, prices are more down-to-earth. To orientate, simply just figure out what other companies charge. Or... you can just say F*ck it and experiment. I personally charge around 4€ per window. But just keep in mind to not undersell yourself and also that very low prices are bad for 4 reasons: You screw up other window cleaners with stupidly low prices. You're not gonna be taken very serious if your price is very low. You don't get paid much. And you'll get cheap-asses who often are a pain.

Cleaning them windows. I can't really explain it very well on text, so I'll explain what I can and send you some tutorials. First of all, you scrub the glass with the applicator, then you use either fanning or straight pulls (more on that later) and "detail" accordingly to it (also more on that later).
Actually? You know what? Just go and watch the following guides and simply practise!

The "S" Technique, AKA "Fanning"
View: https://youtu.be/0v7Xlfa3twQ

Just go and watch this
View: https://youtu.be/_PCIWGEmR1U

Detailing
View: https://youtu.be/qAxtUoSALYA?t=190

Pole work
View: https://youtu.be/ojIeVOnn2es

Feathering (important for pole work)
View: https://youtu.be/MrxBpH4YCxM

Now you technically have everything to make money with!
I'm now going to explain to you a few ways on how to make money, their pros and cons.

Door to door (d2d) (and technically cold calling too, however I won't be focussing on that):
This (d2d) is likely the "hardest" out of them all.
You knock on doors and enter stores and have to talk to people (oh no!!!) and have to face rejection.
Why "hardest" is in quotes? Because it is relative. It's not inherently hard or negative, you simply make it that way.
"Oh no, what if I get rejected?!" "Rejection hurts me so much!" "I can't do this!" "What if he hates me?"
Think about it. Go write out your excuse and see if it makes sense. What is your argument?
You'll soon figure out that it's your value judgement about it (aka you're being irrational).
Don't get me wrong, you will very very likely be nervous about it when you first try it, no matter the preparation.
HOWEVER, it's what you do AFTER it. Are you going to whine and cry about it, telling yourself how supposedly hard it is and how much you got hurt?
Or are you going to say to yourself "He just rejected my offer, that's it" and right after that "I just started out, it's okay. What can I do better next time? Do I dress properly?".

There is simply just SOOO much to unpack about door to door, body language, tonality and everything. Honestly, writing everything I know out would perhaps take me 3 hours haha. However don't be overwhelmned, simply take it 1 at a time. I actually have still made quite a few sales while throwing confidence out the window and acting awkwardly, so don't fret.
I am going to link a few snippets, and also remember that I share pretty much everything in my own window cleaning thread ( HOT! - SIDE HUSTLE - I'm going to wash windows for money tomorrow for the first time in my life. Any tips? )!
-Advice on d2d:

Alright, here goes what I've learned so far (I assume you mean residential specifcally):

-Be confident
-Always try to find a convo opener, for example "Hey, nice garden, do you do it yourself?". And if there is no obvious/convenient one, try to find one, for example "Heya, no worries! I'm not from one of those scammy companies!"
-Be funny ^, just be goofy and lighthearted, I think that's how you form great humour over time.
-Be wary of their body language and your own. For example, you don't want to stand "face-to-face" with your body, so to speak. Try to have your feet angled somewhere else so that there is no tension between you guys. Although try both out.
-Adapt to the person: Old granny, speak slow, big dude, speak confidently and to the point, etc.
-Tell them you're known or act as if you should be "Heya, have you seen a great guy in a red shirt walking around here? He's doing awesome deals! Oh wait, that's me!" or "Yeah, so I just did Barbara down the street earlier"
-Show, not tell. Point at dirty spots at windows if there, show your equip perhaps, etc.
-ENGAGE with them! "Heya, just take a quick step outside" or ask them a question. It's best when you get a yes-ish answer: "Heya, which side is the gate on?" "The left (yes-ish)"
-Try to reflect and adapt at where they basically turn off with your pitch and improve on that.
-Once heard "You knock on random peoples' doors and try to sell them your stuff. That's kinda a$$, so why don't you try to make it as pleasant as possible?". Aka, be funny, have a convo, be fun.
That's also basically what @Johnny boy said in one of the top posts of my window cleaning thread "Be an entertainer".
-There is a youtube series by Josh Lester. Awesome videos, go binge them when you have time.
Basically, try to imitate what he's doing and see if it works. He's helped me out so much with these videos! I'm honestly pretty surprised at how similar I sound to him sometimes.
-Looping, there's a video by Josh Lester about it as well.
-Adding value (aka looping kinda), add dust-removal, etc.
-If it's about the price and not value, never go down without a reason. "Sir, I'm really empathetic with your situation, so why don't we call it 149€? (with reason)". Because if you do without it, your service basically just becomes kinda worthless. You could go down to 5 bucks and you'd look like an idiot.
-"Oh, what if they refuse me because of my humour or jokes?"
I've heard by Jeffrey Gitomer once that you only scare away 1 in 10 people with that, or something similar to that. You also have to ask yourself if you want your fun customer or grumpy customer.

And uh, yeah. Just go have fun!
(Also keep in mind that what I wrote here is not to be taken 100%, try it out and figure it out yourself)

EDIT:
-Go read Dale Carnegies How to make friends and influence others. Quite a few unintentional sales techniques in there as well.
-SMILE, however, once again, experiment with the intensity, etc. I've kinda toned it down recently and feel like it's been doing me better. Experiment!
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-Dress appropriately.
Where would you go rather if you wanted to get your car reparied? The car mechanic that's getting dirty and has oil all over his clothes or the 3 tall white men in nice suits approaching you with their macbooks? Don't wear sweatpants. Wear Jeans with a belt. Don't wear Nike-Airforce-suck-my-a$$-those-cost-250-bucks, wear appropriate boots that... aren't those..
Look like a good worker, somebody you would trust your windows with!
-Go to my window cleaning thread and "sort by best posts", go through the first 1-2 pages or just read everything chronologically. Especially @Johnny boy's posts are great!
-Watch Josh Lester's window cleaning series. Just do it! You will enjoy them a lot! Just type his name on youtube.

And then there are marketing-based approaches. Basically, throwing flyers into mailboxes, creating ads and stuff like that. I honestly don't have much experience with this myself, but @Subsonic apparently had success with flyers so that might work wonders for you too.
Try it out your self! What are you risking? 2 hours and 50 bucks?

Another option, one that's probably attractive to rookies, is simply asking family and friends and also to be recommended by them (mouth to mouth).

*Insert 10 different approaches I forgot to name*


Hm, so what have we got now? You have the proper equip now, don't dress like a teenage girl, know how to handle your tools well, know how to get customers and handle rejection like a boss and... oh right.

The Cleaning sites:

Residential: Here you clean houses for people. Many people charge quite a lot to get their houses cleaned. However be wary, skill is needed, sales- and window cleaning-wise.

Commercial: Shops, restaurants, car dealerships and offices. The place where business is being done and things bought or eaten.
This type of cleaning site is the easiest to get jobs from for a numeral of reasons. Even as a beginner, you don't have to fret too much about making a sale, since there are many people who (sadly...) want to get the lowest price possible and don't see anything else accept the price. However, while fine to perhaps do at the beginning to gain confidence, don't make this your main strategy as you'll lose quite a bit of money in the long game and you kill the local window cleaning business: People will believe that extremely low prices are the norm and you will kill everyones' fun, even the competitors'. If you're not dominant enough, you also might risk being sucked into recurring cleans for a pay that will later seem laughable to you.
So only stick to cheap prices in the beginning or better yet, never start with that in the first place.
Also, these are usually the easiest to clean however always have a ladder or extension pole with you (unless you definitely know you won't need one of those).

Construction: When a new house is being built and finished, the windows have many debris sitting on it. Paint, dust, glue and probably your mom too. You get the idea. This is something I haven't had done myself and I don't know how the pay is, however you really need to be careful and experienced in that field. Steve0 The window cleaner doesn't like those himself if you were curious about his opinion.
Oh I also don't fully know how to even aquire those jobs lol so you'd have to do your own research. However this field is usually so small, you can basically forget about it for now (focus on residential and/or commercial!).


Okay... now we got that too... I think that's it?

So basically in easy steps:
1. Approach the target and knock on the door/enter the store
2. Be really funny but still professional and simply ask if they want their shizz get cleaned
3. They say yes, you close the deal and get to work. You finish it and get the money.

If you failed #3 and they said no, start from step #1 please and repeat that until step #3 happens.

That's it. You're done.
That's all you need to know.

From here on I'll write optional things and stories which might help out one or two guys. (I might add more in the future)

Knocking on die Haustüre:
@Subsonic wanted to knock some doors and he asked me for help so I said yes and we knocked on doors in a suburb.
We arrived and I told him "Go ring that bell" at a run-down house (lololololol).
It was cold, later supposed to rain and the sun was slowly going down as he rang the bell, me standing in the background.
A man came out of the house and he asked Sonic what he wanted from him. Sonic was nervous. His voice was high and he stuttered.
"HeLo i cLeAn Wiiidnos" (<-- 100% what he said) and the man ridiculed him. "Can't you see this house is being torn apart? Half the roof is already missing!" and told him shit that would've traumatised me if that were my first door . Like, even I felt slightly uneasy.
He closed the door and I felt like Sonic just dodged a murderer LOL.
Most normal people would've went home, start paying for therapy and quit Entrepreneurship after just 2 weeks.
But Sonic? He moved on and chuckled (albeit nervously). We kept knocking and Sonic actually got a property trespassing warning by the house owner (something that hasn't happened to me EVER ) but he also kept going.
We were actually having fun and didn't let fear tell us what was "bad" or "dangerous". We kept a cool head, joked around.
It's all in your head. And know what? We managed to get 5 leads in about an hour.
Be like Subsonic in that regard.

(Of course Subsonic wasn't alone and had me, thy greatness, but the message is the same. And who said you can't do it alone too?)

Maybe sing some time:
Something I noticed while I was teaching Sonic was that his voice wasn't very prominent. I'm not saying it's a bad voice, I'm just saying it's not really fully developed yet. And I don't necessarily mean that in a puberty-/age-meaning. He simply doesn't fully know how to bring it out, or at least back then that was the case. And that's definitely something he has to work on.
I told him he might want to join a choir. Why?
I'm in a choir and go there every week. I've been going there for almost a year now and sing bass.
Singing and performing in a choir (or by yourself) has 2 benefits:
You develope your voice and learn how to control it.
And you fight stagefright/social anxiety.
See how these might help d2d or...IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE??
Of course you don't have to and some people already naturally have good control over their voice. For those that don't have a prominent voice yet, maybe look into singing. It's quite fun and you get to be around girls a lot (I mean that in the least-creepiest way possible ).


(There are other ways to achieve the same effect, choir is something I just personally do)

Confidence boosters:
I recently gave in to the earbud craze and bought a pair myself and went into the gym for the first time in like 4 weeks.
Normally I would've been nervous but that music slapped so frikn hard I didn't care at all and after over one hour I was like "If I don't stop now, I might have to skip school tomorrow" .
And I haven't tried it out yet but I'm 100% it's the same with d2d.
So perhaps listen to your most motivating music or motivational speeches before you knock doors.
2000's music btw gives me a care-free "back then everything was good" feel so that or something similar could be helpful too.
Another confidence booster are friends. Together, you often feel invincible. I don't think I have to explain this one.

And perhaps the strongest is purpose;
I'm not even entirely sure if it fits into this category, as I wasn't confident in the beginning even though my purpose was strong, however it still pushed me to the brim and was what made me gain confidence afterwards.

Struggling to get going:
Imagine this; You want to go out but you might be just a little bit afraid or a bit lazy.
In this case, several things help;
-Prepare for the day. Have everything set up, the equipment, the route you'll take today, etc.
Or in other words; remove the resistance factors. Make it as easy/accessible as you can. After all, you'd rather go to the gym when your bag is already packed than when it's not.
-Confidence from doing. Wash your own place's windows. This will ease stuff up.
-Be completely ready to leave the door. Put on all your equip, all that shizz so that you could walk out that house RIGHT NOW. The important thing to remember is that you don't have to force yourself to go out (unless you know that that works for you). This too will make it even easier.
-Combining these tips will make it easier to get going!

Screw Jupiter's disciples (Scew weather forecasts):
Now, before I rant about this segment, I want to say 2 things:
-Don't go working in tough conditions if you get sick afterwards or aren't very healthy
-Don't go working in dangerous conditions; thunder, volcanic erruption, forgotten anniversaries

So what do I mean by the title?
I'll explain this by an example of my own.
I was checking up on the weather forecasts and the forecasts looked terrible. Rain, all day, all week.
And so I didn't go out! And guess what; Those days were half bad! In fact, the weather often was astronomically more better than these weather forecasts predicted! And so I got fed up one day and went anyways. Needless to say; that day the predictions actually were kinda right lol and it was raining the whole day but I made 95€ in less than 4 hours!
So in other words; go out even if the weather is slightly bad. That way you don't lose any precious days and can still make decent money!


[For any other questions, just ask and I'll likely edit it into this post or answer directly]


And that's everything you'll need.

At least for now...

Good Luck.

Edits (D/M/Y):
08.08.2023; added hip belt and pouch and BOAB to Equipment section, Added "Struggling to get going" and "Scew Jupiter" to Optional section.
28.10.2023; fixed a few typos, removed immature language

 

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[Subsonic]

Qsigedi​

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O juqi zua ipkuz ov, O'wi ciip xusloph up ov gus 2 nupvjt!

Jewi gap.


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Zua'si huppe piif:

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• Ep Eqqmodevus/Tdsaccis. Hu gus upi vjev't vji tobi ug zuas traiihii, juxiwis ov't puv vji ipf ug vji xusmf og ov't tnemmis/cohhis, katv nusi cuvjistuni.
• E cadliv. Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot vjev zua dep gov zuas eqqmodevus opvu ov. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu gov qisgidv, cav zua piif vu hiv zuas eqqmodevus xiv.
• Ev mietv upi nodsugocis dmuvj. Xovj vjot, zua'mm ci fiveomoph vji xopfuxt epf goyoph e gix tmoq aqt. Katv fu zuastimg e gewus epf fup'v hiv zuastimg upi ug vjuti 10y-vuximt tivt gus 2 cadlt. Vjiz tadl. E huuf upi xuamf ci e "sidzmdif tashodem vuxim", katv muul ov aq.
• Vji dmiepoph tumavoup. Og zua'si Enisodep, siemmz katv ati FEXP fotj tueq. Og zua'si Iasuqiep us xjeviwis, hu ati tuni uvjis fotj tueq. O ati Qsom. Fup'v, gus vji muwi ug vji xopfux dmiepoph huft, ati Xopfiy us tuni tqsez hescehi. Jux nadj tumavoup vu ati? Ov fiqipft. "Uj ziej, pu tjov". Ximm, nusi up vjev mevis.

Epf Ve-Fe! Vjev't ov! Siemmz. Puvjoph nusi. Xovj vjot, zua duamf neli tisouat detj, juxiwis O'f figopovimz sidunnipf nusi epf vjev't xjz O'mm hu nusi op fiveom op vji piyv tihnipv. O'mm emtu hu opvu fiveom gus xjev O ati.
Xjev zua piif epf tjuamf hiv:

• Traiihii: Vu ci taovif gus iwisz tovaevoup, O'f sidunnipf zua e 20dn-us-tnemmis-traiihii, e 35dn upi epf e 45dn upi.
  Gus vji 20dn traiihii, O dav ep Aphis T-djeppim (45dn) fuxp opvu 2 20dn upit, O pux jewi e tqesi 20dn djeppim epf O en atoph ep Aphis Ishuvid jepfmi xovj ov. Zua duamf vjuahj tonqmz katv hiv vji Ivvusi csett nopo traiihii, O vjopl ov dutvt mitt vjep 20 cadlt epf ot qsivvz huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Uj xjev e djeppim ot? Vji traiihii duptotvt uav ug 3 qesvt ataemmz: Vji jepfmi, vji djeppim epf vji traiihii saccis. E haofi gus davvoph e djeppim fuxp:
  
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  Egvis zua'wi fupi vjev, katv hu epf dav e traiihii saccis opvu vji fitosif tobi, ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci qisgidvmz dmiep. O vjopl O atif cuvj lpogi epf tdottus gus vjev epf ov xuslif.
  Gus vji 35dn traiihii, O jewi ep Aphis Popke upi epf ov't eneboph. Vji 35dn traiihii ot huoph vu ci gus tnemmis-nifoan xopfuxt, et vji 45dn traiihii dep ci vuu coh ugvip. Emvispevowit esi: Aphis Ishuvid, Nuisnep, Tuscu epf e gix uvjist. Gus vji 45dn upi O ati ep Aphis Ishuvid upi. O ati ov vji nutv epf ov katv siemmz tqiift iwiszvjoph aq e muv, ugvip O xotj O jef ep iwip muphis upi jeje (xeov-). Vji 20dn upi ot gus vji siemmz tnemm upit epf 45dn gus vji coh upit.
  Gus qumi xusl, O nztimg qmep vu hiv e Nuisnep Iydimmisevus 2.0, juxiwis hivvoph vjev upi emsiefz ot uwislomm.
• Tdsaccis: O ati ep Aphis Popke tdsaccis 35dn. Ov jet ecsetowi qeft ev vji tofit xjodj jimqt ni hiv sof ug vuahjis fosv. O ati ov e muv. Og zua hiv e tdsaccis xovjuav upi, nezci hiv ep ecsetowi qef, tadj et xempav- us xjovi qeft. Emtu, vjopl ecuav nezci hivvoph vji Qamiy Vidjpuqef xovj ov.
• Cadliv: O ati e "Liiiqis vjoit" cadliv xovj 12 movist ug tqedi. Nz tdsaccis fuitp'v gov ximm opvu ov, tu O jewi vu goffmi esuapf e cov, cav vji tnemm tobi epf vji gedv vjev ov piwis csuli fuxp jewi tiswif ni wisz ximm. Vji tnemm tobi ot podi cideati O dep ataemmz katv ati toplt vu gomm ov aq xovj. O ataemmz gomm ov aq jemg xez.
• Nodsugocsi dmuvj: O ati Aphis dmuvjit epf e disveop hmett dmiepoph-dmuvj vjev ot cetodemmz vji Hisnep wistoup ug vji "sidzdmif tashodem vuxim" gsun vji AT. O veli 5 ug vjiti vuximt xovj ni. Nusi up jux vu ati vjin mevis. O emtu huv nztimg upi ug vjiti 10y-dmuvjt tivt gus 2 cadlt epf O ati vjin, cav puv gus fiveommoph, upmz vu tuel aq fosvz xevis epf xoqi vji gsenit.
• (Cevj)Vuximt: Vjiti esi itqidoemmz onqusvepv gus sitofipvoem kuct, cideati O mez vjin fuxp cimux vji xopfux us fuustviqt tu O fup'v neli e nitt epf ugvip apfis vji cadliv et ximm. O jewi 2 xovj ni emxezt. Ati vjin et zua qmieti.
• Vimitduqod qumi: O jewi e nufogoif Miogjiov qumi vjev siedjit vu 4 nivist (cvx, piwis caz gsun Miogjiov) epf O evvedjif ep Aphis voq up ov (onqusvepv!). O'f sidunnipf zua vu hiv e qumi. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci taqis muph, tu miv ni katv tez vjot: O'wi emnutv piwis atif 4 nivist, tu fup'v xussz vuu nadj. Zua'mm tii xjivjis zua dep siedj vji tvagg epzxezt. Cav moli O'wi teof, liiq zuas gomvjz jepft ugg Miogjiov. O'f sidunnipf hivvoph ep Aphis Uqvomud. O qmep up hivvoph upi ug vjin nztimg. E 3 nivis upi ot moli 30 cadlt cav og vjev't tunijux vuu iyqiptowi, hu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj.
• Hmett tdseqist: Cigusi O tez epzvjoph, O katv xepvif vu tez vjev O jewip'v atif epz tdseqis edvowimz ziv. O updi tdsevdjif nz uxp xopfux xjomi qsedvotoph cav vjev't ov [update while writing: I have actually scratched another window badly recently lol, don't tell anybody]. Zua fup'v piif ov, O disveopmz fofp'v, cav ov dep ci xusvj ov! Vji Aphis (Popke) tdseqist esi huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Hu xevdj vjot haofi og zua hiv upi:
  
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• Meffis: O fup'v jewi upi epf fu iwiszvjoph xovj e qumi epf jepft. Juxiwis, og zua piif upi, katv etl vji juati uxpis, us xustv deti, csoph zuas uxp xovj jimq ug ep efamv us etl e piohjcuas op vjev piohjcuasjuuf. O upmz piifif upi updi (O huv ov gsun vji juati uxpis) cav O duamf jewi fupi ov xovjuav upi vuu og O jef vji Nuisnep Iydimmisevus.
  Og zua'si ep efamv, hu veli upi xovj zua, cav og zua'si e viip xovj pu des, pu xussoit csu.
• Vseptqusvevoup: Og zua'si ep efamv, katv fsowi e des, cav og zua'si e viip us fup'v jewi upi, vjot ot gus zua; O ev gostv upmz nuwif up guuv (xovj iraoq op jepft epf cedlqedl) op nz uxp dovz. Egvis vjev O xipv xovj qacmod vseptqusv ele cattit epf vseopt. Pux, O caomv nztimg VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™ [update while writing: it broke down recently lol] xjodj ot katv e coli xjodj dessoit nz tvagg. Up nusi fiveom, zua dep gopf ov op nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief up qehi 5 (O vjopl). Jisi't vji mopl:
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• Fifatvis/fatv-/ducxic sinuwem: O ati e csatj xovj xjodj O sinuwi fatv cigusi dmiepoph vji xopfuxt (cav upmz up vji iyvisous). Ov govt up nz qumi, O ati e Miogjiov upi ("Miogjiov Fatvz") epf ov't vji upmz vjoph vjev O dep sidunnipf gsun vjin jeje. Zua dep ati vjot mevis vu "eff wemai".
• Catopitt sihotvsevoup: Og zua'si e viip, molimz pucufz xomm desi, cav fup'v gushiv ecuav ov, zua'si huppe piif ov op vji mevis tvehit.
• Xevis gif qumi (XGQ): Vjot ot tunivjoph zua xup'v piif sohjv pux epf qsucecmz dep'v hiv evn. O katv xepvif vu miv zua lpux vjev vjot iyotvt. Cav gus pux, gushiv ecuav ov epf miv't nuwi up.

Dmiepoph Tumavoup:
Vjot ot qsivvz tonqmi. Katv ati fotjxetjoph tueq. Pu, puv xopfux dmiepis cuvvmit/tqsezt!
Siemmz, O'n puv kuloph. Gomm zuas cadliv aq jemgxez epf qav op Fexp, Geosz, Qsom us xjeviwis zua jewi op zuas duapvsz.
Katv ci desigam vu puv ati vuu nadj. Esuapf 1-2 coh tquupt qis 5 movsit tjuamf ci huuf!

Qsodoph. Ov fiqipft up xjisi zua mowi. Og zua'si op Pusvj Enisode, qsodit esi G*dloph pavt. Qsodit vjisi dep hu aq vu 500 cadlt gus coh junit, epf xovj "coh" O fup'v neptoupt us xjeviwis, tonqmz katv coh juatit. Op Iasuqi, qsodit esi nusi fuxp-vu-iesvj. Vu usoipvevi, tonqmz katv gohasi uav xjev uvjis dunqepoit djeshi. Us... zua dep katv tez G*dl ov epf iyqisonipv. O qistupemmz djeshi esuapf 4€ qis xopfux. Cav katv liiq op nopf vu puv apfistimm zuastimg epf emtu vjev wisz mux qsodit esi cef gus 4 sietupt: Zua tdsix aq uvjis xopfux dmiepist xovj tvaqofmz mux qsodit. Zua'si puv huppe ci velip wisz tisouat og zuas qsodi ot wisz mux. Zua fup'v hiv qeof nadj. Epf zua'mm hiv djieq-ettit xju ugvip esi e qeop.

Dmiepoph vjin xopfuxt. O dep'v siemmz iyqmeop ov wisz ximm up viyv, tu O'mm iyqmeop xjev O dep epf tipf zua tuni vavusoemt. Gostv ug emm, zua tdsac vji hmett xovj vji eqqmodevus, vjip zua ati iovjis geppoph us tvseohjv qammt (nusi up vjev mevis) epf "fiveom" eddusfophmz vu ov (emtu nusi up vjev mevis).
Edvaemmz? Zua lpux xjev? Katv hu epf xevdj vji gummuxoph haofit epf tonqmz qsedvoti!

Vji "T" Vidjporai, ELE "Geppoph"
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Katv hu epf xevdj vjot
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/_QDOXHInS1A

Fiveomoph
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/rEyvAuTEMZE?v=190

Qumi xusl
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/ukOiWUpp2it

Gievjisoph (onqusvepv gus qumi xusl)
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/NsyCqJ4ZDyN

Pux zua vidjpodemmz jewi iwiszvjoph vu neli nupiz xovj!
O'n pux huoph vu iyqmeop vu zua e gix xezt up jux vu neli nupiz, vjios qsut epf dupt.

Fuus vu fuus (f2f) (epf vidjpodemmz dumf demmoph vuu, juxiwis O xup'v ci gudattoph up vjev):
Vjot (f2f) ot molimz vji "jesfitv" uav ug vjin emm.
Zua lpudl up fuust epf ipvis tvusit epf jewi vu veml vu qiuqmi (uj pu!!!) epf jewi vu gedi sikidvoup.
Xjz "jesfitv" ot op rauvit? Cideati ov ot simevowi. Ov't puv opjisipvmz jesf us pihevowi, zua tonqmz neli ov vjev xez.
"Uj pu, xjev og O hiv sikidvif?!" "Sikidvoup jasvt ni tu nadj!" "O dep'v fu vjot!" "Xjev og ji jevit ni?"
Vjopl ecuav ov. Hu xsovi uav zuas iydati epf tii og ov nelit tipti. Xjev ot zuas eshanipv?
Zua'mm tuup gohasi uav vjev ov't zuas wemai kafhinipv ecuav ov (ele zua'si cioph ossevoupem).
Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, zua xomm wisz wisz molimz ci piswuat ecuav ov xjip zua gostv vsz ov, pu nevvis vji qsiqesevoup.
JUXIWIS, ov't xjev zua fu EGVIS ov. Esi zua huoph vu xjopi epf dsz ecuav ov, vimmoph zuastimg jux taqqutifmz jesf ov ot epf jux nadj zua huv jasv?
Us esi zua huoph vu tez vu zuastimg "Ji katv sikidvif nz uggis, vjev't ov" epf sohjv egvis vjev "O katv tvesvif uav, ov't ulez. Xjev dep O fu civvis piyv voni? Fu O fsitt qsuqismz?".

Vjisi ot tonqmz katv TUUU nadj vu apqedl ecuav fuus vu fuus, cufz mephaehi, vupemovz epf iwiszvjoph. Jupitvmz, xsovoph iwiszvjoph O lpux uav xuamf qisjeqt veli ni 3 juast jeje. Juxiwis fup'v ci uwisxjimnpif, tonqmz veli ov 1 ev e voni. O edvaemmz jewi tvomm nefi raovi e gix temit xjomi vjsuxoph dupgofipdi uav vji xopfux epf edvoph exlxesfmz, tu fup'v gsiv.
O en huoph vu mopl e gix tpoqqivt, epf emtu sinincis vjev O tjesi qsivvz nadj iwiszvjoph op nz uxp xopfux dmiepoph vjsief!
-Efwodi up f2f:

-Fsitt eqqsuqsoevimz.
Xjisi xuamf zua hu sevjis og zua xepvif vu hiv zuas des siqesoif? Vji des nidjepod vjev't hivvoph fosvz epf jet uom emm uwis jot dmuvjit us vji 3 vemm xjovi nip op podi taovt eqqsuedjoph zua xovj vjios nedcuult? Fup'v xies txievqepvt. Xies Kiept xovj e cimv. Fup'v xies Poli-Eosgusdi-tadl-nz-e$$-vjuti-dutv-250-cadlt, xies eqqsuqsoevi cuuvt vjev... esip'v vjuti..
Muul moli e huuf xuslis, tunicufz zua xuamf vsatv zuas xopfuxt xovj!
-Hu vu nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief epf "tusv cz citv qutvt", hu vjsuahj vji gostv 1-2 qehit us katv sief iwiszvjoph djsupumuhodemmz. Itqidoemmz @Kujppz cuz't qutvt esi hsiev!
-Xevdj Kutj Mitvis't xopfux dmiepoph tisoit. Katv fu ov! Zua xomm ipkuz vjin e muv! Katv vzqi jot peni up zuavaci.

Epf vjip vjisi esi neslivoph-cetif eqqsuedjit. Cetodemmz, vjsuxoph gmzist opvu neomcuyit, dsievoph eft epf tvagg moli vjev. O jupitvmz fup'v jewi nadj iyqisoipdi xovj vjot nztimg, cav @Tactupod eqqesipvmz jef tadditt xovj gmzist tu vjev nohjv xusl xupfist gus zua vuu.
Vsz ov uav zuas timg! Xjev esi zua sotloph? 2 juast epf 50 cadlt?

Epuvjis uqvoup, upi vjev't qsucecmz evvsedvowi vu suuloit, ot tonqmz etloph genomz epf gsoipft epf emtu vu ci sidunnipfif cz vjin (nuavj vu nuavj).

*Optisv 10 foggisipv eqqsuedjit O gushuv vu peni*


Jn, tu xjev jewi xi huv pux? Zua jewi vji qsuqis iraoq pux, fup'v fsitt moli e viipehi hosm, lpux jux vu jepfmi zuas vuumt ximm, lpux jux vu hiv datvunist epf jepfmi sikidvoup moli e cutt epf... uj sohjv.

Vji Dmiepoph tovit:

Sitofipvoem: Jisi zua dmiep juatit gus qiuqmi. Nepz qiuqmi djeshi raovi e muv vu hiv vjios juatit dmiepif. Juxiwis ci xesz, tlomm ot piifif, temit- epf xopfux dmiepoph-xoti.

Dunnisdoem: Tjuqt, sitveasepvt, des fiemistjoqt epf uggodit. Vji qmedi xjisi catopitt ot cioph fupi epf vjopht cuahjv us ievip.
Vjot vzqi ug dmiepoph tovi ot vji ietoitv vu hiv kuct gsun gus e panisem ug sietupt. Iwip et e cihoppis, zua fup'v jewi vu gsiv vuu nadj ecuav neloph e temi, topdi vjisi esi nepz qiuqmi xju (tefmz...) xepv vu hiv vji muxitv qsodi quttocmi epf fup'v tii epzvjoph imti eddiqv vji qsodi. Juxiwis, xjomi gopi vu qisjeqt fu ev vji cihoppoph vu heop dupgofipdi, fup'v neli vjot zuas neop tvsevihz et zua'mm muti raovi e cov ug nupiz op vji muph heni epf zua lomm vji mudem xopfux dmiepoph catopitt: Qiuqmi xomm cimoiwi vjev iyvsinimz mux qsodit esi vji pusn epf zua xomm lomm iwiszupit' gap, iwip vji dunqivovust'. Og zua'si puv funopepv ipuahj, zua emtu nohjv sotl cioph tadlif opvu sidassoph dmiept gus e qez vjev xomm mevis tiin meahjecmi vu zua.
Tu upmz tvodl vu djieq qsodit op vji cihoppoph us civvis ziv, piwis tvesv xovj vjev op vji gostv qmedi.
Emtu, vjiti esi ataemmz vji ietoitv vu dmiep juxiwis emxezt jewi e meffis us iyviptoup qumi xovj zua (apmitt zua figopovimz lpux zua xup'v piif upi ug vjuti).

Duptvsadvoup: Xjip e pix juati ot cioph caomv epf gopotjif, vji xopfuxt jewi nepz ficsot tovvoph up ov. Qeopv, fatv, hmai epf qsucecmz zuas nun vuu. Zua hiv vji ofie. Vjot ot tunivjoph O jewip'v jef fupi nztimg epf O fup'v lpux jux vji qez ot, juxiwis zua siemmz piif vu ci desigam epf iyqisoipdif op vjev goimf. Tviwi0 Vji xopfux dmiepis fuitp'v moli vjuti jontimg og zua xisi dasouat ecuav jot uqopoup.
Uj O emtu fup'v gammz lpux jux vu iwip eraosi vjuti kuct mum tu zua'f jewi vu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj. Juxiwis vjot goimf ot ataemmz tu tnemm, zua dep cetodemmz gushiv ecuav ov gus pux (gudat up sitofipvoem epf/us dunnisdoem!).


Ulez... pux xi huv vjev vuu... O vjopl vjev't ov?

Tu cetodemmz op ietz tviqt:
1. Eqqsuedj vji veshiv epf lpudl up vji fuus/ipvis vji tvusi
2. Ci siemmz gappz cav tvomm qsugittoupem epf tonqmz etl og vjiz xepv vjios tjobb hiv dmiepif
3. Vjiz tez zit, zua dmuti vji fiem epf hiv vu xusl. Zua gopotj ov epf hiv vji nupiz.

Og zua geomif #3 epf vjiz teof pu, tvesv gsun tviq #1 qmieti epf siqiev vjev apvom tviq #3 jeqqipt.

Vjev't ov. Zua'si fupi.
Vjev't emm zua piif vu lpux.

Gsun jisi up O'mm xsovi uqvoupem vjopht epf tvusoit xjodj nohjv jimq uav upi us vxu hazt. (O nohjv eff nusi op vji gavasi)

Lpudloph up foi Jeatvüsi:
@Tactupod xepvif vu lpudl tuni fuust epf ji etlif ni gus jimq tu O teof zit epf xi lpudlif up fuust op e tacasc.
Xi essowif epf O vumf jon "Hu soph vjev cimm" ev e sap-fuxp juati (mumumumumum).
Ov xet dumf, mevis taqqutif vu seop epf vji tap xet tmuxmz huoph fuxp et ji seph vji cimm, ni tvepfoph op vji cedlhsuapf.
E nep deni uav ug vji juati epf ji etlif Tupod xjev ji xepvif gsun jon. Tupod xet piswuat. Jot wuodi xet johj epf ji tvavvisif.
"JiMu o dMiEp Xooofput" (<-- 100% xjev ji teof) epf vji nep sofodamif jon. "Dep'v zua tii vjot juati ot cioph vusp eqesv? Jemg vji suug ot emsiefz nottoph!" epf vumf jon tjov vjev xuamf'wi vseanevotif ni og vjev xisi nz gostv fuus :sugm:. Moli, iwip O gimv tmohjvmz apietz.
Ji dmutif vji fuus epf O gimv moli Tupod katv fufhif e nasfisis MUM.
Nutv pusnem qiuqmi xuamf'wi xipv juni, tvesv qezoph gus vjiseqz epf raov Ipvsiqsipiastjoq egvis katv 2 xiilt.
Cav Tupod? Ji nuwif up epf djadlmif (emciov piswuatmz). Xi liqv lpudloph epf Tupod edvaemmz huv e qsuqisvz vsitqettoph xespoph cz vji juati uxpis (tunivjoph vjev jetp'v jeqqipif vu ni IWIS :sugm cav ji emtu liqv huoph.
Xi xisi edvaemmz jewoph gap epf fofp'v miv gies vimm at xjev xet "cef" us "fephisuat". Xi liqv e duum jief, kulif esuapf.
Ov't emm op zuas jief. Epf lpux xjev? Xi nepehif vu hiv 5 mieft op ecuav ep juas.
Ci moli Tactupod op vjev sihesf.

(Ug duasti Tactupod xetp'v emupi epf jef ni, vjz hsievpitt, cav vji nittehi ot vji teni. Epf xju teof zua dep'v fu ov emupi vuu?)

Nezci toph tuni voni:
Tunivjoph O puvodif xjomi O xet viedjoph Tupod xet vjev jot wuodi xetp'v wisz qsunopipv. O'n puv tezoph ov't e cef wuodi, O'n katv tezoph ov't puv siemmz gammz fiwimuqif ziv. Epf O fup'v pidittesomz niep vjev op e qacisvz-/ehi-niepoph. Ji tonqmz fuitp'v gammz lpux jux vu csoph ov uav, us ev mietv cedl vjip vjev xet vji deti. Epf vjev't figopovimz tunivjoph ji jet vu xusl up.
O vumf jon ji nohjv xepv vu kuop e djuos. Xjz?
O'n op e djuos epf hu vjisi iwisz xiil. O'wi ciip huoph vjisi gus emnutv e zies pux epf toph cett.
Tophoph epf qisgusnoph op e djuos (us cz zuastimg) jet 2 cipigovt:
Zua fiwimuqi zuas wuodi epf miesp jux vu dupvsum ov.
Epf zua gohjv tvehigsohjv/tudoem epyoivz.
Tii jux vjiti nohjv jimq f2f us...OP ZUAS XJUMI MOGI??
Ug duasti zua fup'v jewi vu epf tuni qiuqmi emsiefz pevasemmz jewi huuf dupvsum uwis vjios wuodi. Gus vjuti vjev fup'v jewi e qsunopipv wuodi ziv, nezci muul opvu tophoph. Ov't raovi gap epf zua hiv vu ci esuapf hosmt e muv (O niep vjev op vji mietv-dsiiqoitv xez quttocmi :sugm.


(Vjisi esi uvjis xezt vu edjoiwi vji teni iggidv, djuos ot tunivjoph O katv qistupemmz fu)

Dupgofipdi cuutvist:
O sidipvmz hewi op vu vji iescaf dsebi epf cuahjv e qeos nztimg epf xipv opvu vji hzn gus vji gostv voni op moli 4 xiilt.
Pusnemmz O xuamf'wi ciip piswuat cav vjev natod tmeqqif tu gsolp jesf O fofp'v desi ev emm epf egvis uwis upi juas O xet moli "Og O fup'v tvuq pux, O nohjv jewi vu tloq tdjuum vunussux" .
Epf O jewip'v vsoif ov uav ziv cav O'n 100% ov't vji teni xovj f2f.
Tu qisjeqt motvip vu zuas nutv nuvowevoph natod us nuvowevoupem tqiidjit cigusi zua lpudl fuust.
2000't natod cvx howit ni e desi-gsii "cedl vjip iwiszvjoph xet huuf" giim tu vjev us tunivjoph tonomes duamf ci jimqgam vuu.
Epuvjis dupgofipdi cuutvis esi gsoipft. Vuhivjis, zua ugvip giim opwopdocmi. O fup'v vjopl O jewi vu iyqmeop vjot upi.

Epf qisjeqt vji tvsuphitv ot qasquti;
O'n puv iwip ipvosimz tasi og ov govt opvu vjot devihusz, et O xetp'v dupgofipv op vji cihoppoph iwip vjuahj nz qasquti xet tvsuph, juxiwis ov tvomm qatjif ni vu vji cson epf xet xjev nefi ni heop dupgofipdi egvisxesft.



[For any other questions, just ask and I'll likely edit it into this post or answer directly]


Epf vjev't iwiszvjoph zua'mm piif.

Ev mietv gus pux...

Huuf Madl.

Tdsix zua nep:sugm:

O en 10 juast opvu xsovoph nz haofi up vjot vuqod, epf pux zua qacmotj vjot cigusi ni... Zua iwip jewi vji eafedovz vu neli e huuf haofi

Gus siem vjuahj ov't gopi, O jewi e foggisipv eqqsuedj vu vji vuqod, tu ov't puv emm sifapfepv pux.

 

[ErickMendez]

Jumz tjov vji iggusv zua qav opvu vjot haofi ot optepi, Vjeplt gus tjesoph vjot opgusnevoup xovj at.

 

[jclean]

Qsigedi​

Vjot ot e muph haofi xovj e muv ug opgusnevoup. Cigusi zua sief vjot, O katv xepv vu vimm zua tunivjoph:

Vji sietup zua fup'v piif vjot haofi.
Xjip O tvesvif uav, O fofp'v jewi tadj e haofi cav ov xet ul cideati O jef e tvesvoph quopv; O piif vji vuumt, ul O tiesdjif gus vjin epf cuahjv vjin. Ulez pux O jewi vu miesp vji vidjporai, xevdjif zuavaci vavusoemt epf miespv ov. Ul, pux xjisi dep O dmiep xopfuxt?

Zua hiv vji ofie.

Vjot haofi ot nisimz iwiszvjoph tiswif up e humfip qmevi epf nohjv uwisxjimn e gix qiuqmi cideati ug vjev.
Gus vjuti qiuqmi, fu ov moli O fof epf nezci sief vji haofi upmz xjip zua siemmz piif ov.
O juqi zua ipkuz ov, O'wi ciip xusloph up ov gus 2 nupvjt!

Jewi gap.


Mevimz, vjisi jewi ciip raovi e muv ug xopfux dmiepoph vjsieft epf O tii qiuqmi tvsahhmoph, cazoph cef iraoqnipv (Miogjiov duahj duahj) epf e gix uvjis vjopht vjev O dep jimq xovj.

O nztimg esi op vji cihoppoph tvehit. Juxiwis O'wi nefi uwis 1000€ tu ges epf vjev ev vji ehi ug 16! Pu des! Pu hosmgsoipf! Epf iwip pu catopitt sihotvsevoup!

O xomm veml ecuav iraoqnipv, xusl ivjod, temit epf iwiszvjoph zua piif vu xevdj uav gus. Og zua jewi e raitvoup, katv etl ni epf O'mm eff ov vu vjot haofi!

Cafhiv. Xovj jux nadj dep zua tvesv vjot catopitt? Vjot nohjv ci tasqsotoph vu tuni ug zua, cav zua dep movisemmz fu ov gus GSII og zua'si Kujppz Jatvmoph, juxiwis O'mm katv ettani vjev zua esip'v xommoph vu cussux e traiihii gsun e het tvevoup epf xopfiy gsun e taqisnesliv.
Jux nadj ot ov gus xovjuav emm vji jettmi? Zua dep hiv ep exituni Aphis capfmi gus katv 50 cadlt epf zua'si movisemmz huuf vu hu ( jvvqt://enbp.ia/f/2mQmP6r ). Juxiwis O tqipv esuapf 100€ ev vji cihoppoph.

Iraoqnipv. Zua'si huppe piif siem vuumt epf puv katv tuni qeqis vuximt.
Zua'si huppe piif:

• E traiihii. O'f sidunnipf huoph gus e 35dn upi. Katv vsatv ni xovj vjot... Vsz vu eon gus ep Aphis upi (Ishuvid), vjuahj Tuscu, Nuisnep, Ivvusi epf e gix uvjist esi huuf vuu.
• Ep Eqqmodevus/Tdsaccis. Hu gus upi vjev't vji tobi ug zuas traiihii, juxiwis ov't puv vji ipf ug vji xusmf og ov't tnemmis/cohhis, katv nusi cuvjistuni.
• E cadliv. Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot vjev zua dep gov zuas eqqmodevus opvu ov. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu gov qisgidv, cav zua piif vu hiv zuas eqqmodevus xiv.
• Ev mietv upi nodsugocis dmuvj. Xovj vjot, zua'mm ci fiveomoph vji xopfuxt epf goyoph e gix tmoq aqt. Katv fu zuastimg e gewus epf fup'v hiv zuastimg upi ug vjuti 10y-vuximt tivt gus 2 cadlt. Vjiz tadl. E huuf upi xuamf ci e "sidzmdif tashodem vuxim", katv muul ov aq.
• Vji dmiepoph tumavoup. Og zua'si Enisodep, siemmz katv ati FEXP fotj tueq. Og zua'si Iasuqiep us xjeviwis, hu ati tuni uvjis fotj tueq. O ati Qsom. Fup'v, gus vji muwi ug vji xopfux dmiepoph huft, ati Xopfiy us tuni tqsez hescehi. Jux nadj tumavoup vu ati? Ov fiqipft. "Uj ziej, pu tjov". Ximm, nusi up vjev mevis.

Epf Ve-Fe! Vjev't ov! Siemmz. Puvjoph nusi. Xovj vjot, zua duamf neli tisouat detj, juxiwis O'f figopovimz sidunnipf nusi epf vjev't xjz O'mm hu nusi op fiveom op vji piyv tihnipv. O'mm emtu hu opvu fiveom gus xjev O ati.
Xjev zua piif epf tjuamf hiv:

• Traiihii: Vu ci taovif gus iwisz tovaevoup, O'f sidunnipf zua e 20dn-us-tnemmis-traiihii, e 35dn upi epf e 45dn upi.
  Gus vji 20dn traiihii, O dav ep Aphis T-djeppim (45dn) fuxp opvu 2 20dn upit, O pux jewi e tqesi 20dn djeppim epf O en atoph ep Aphis Ishuvid jepfmi xovj ov. Zua duamf vjuahj tonqmz katv hiv vji Ivvusi csett nopo traiihii, O vjopl ov dutvt mitt vjep 20 cadlt epf ot qsivvz huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Uj xjev e djeppim ot? Vji traiihii duptotvt uav ug 3 qesvt ataemmz: Vji jepfmi, vji djeppim epf vji traiihii saccis. E haofi gus davvoph e djeppim fuxp:
  
  Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/XNabdM0U1tN
  Egvis zua'wi fupi vjev, katv hu epf dav e traiihii saccis opvu vji fitosif tobi, ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci qisgidvmz dmiep. O vjopl O atif cuvj lpogi epf tdottus gus vjev epf ov xuslif.
  Gus vji 35dn traiihii, O jewi ep Aphis Popke upi epf ov't eneboph. Vji 35dn traiihii ot huoph vu ci gus tnemmis-nifoan xopfuxt, et vji 45dn traiihii dep ci vuu coh ugvip. Emvispevowit esi: Aphis Ishuvid, Nuisnep, Tuscu epf e gix uvjist. Gus vji 45dn upi O ati ep Aphis Ishuvid upi. O ati ov vji nutv epf ov katv siemmz tqiift iwiszvjoph aq e muv, ugvip O xotj O jef ep iwip muphis upi jeje (xeov-). Vji 20dn upi ot gus vji siemmz tnemm upit epf 45dn gus vji coh upit.
  Gus qumi xusl, O nztimg qmep vu hiv e Nuisnep Iydimmisevus 2.0, juxiwis hivvoph vjev upi emsiefz ot uwislomm.
• Traiihii saccis: Puv vuu nadj vu xussz ecuav. Katv hiv vji teni tobi et zuas traiihii epf emm ot huuf. Vjisi esi juxiwis 3 foggisipv lopft ug vjin: Tugv, nifoan epf jesf. Tugv ot gus dumf dmonevit epf jesf gus juv upit. Epf nifoan ot vji op-civxiip.
  Huuf saccist esi vji Ivvusi saccist. Nepz xopfux dmiepist txies cz vjin. O'wi ciip upmz atoph pusnem Aphis saccist epf Aphis-Hsiip-Quxis saccist epf vji mevvis upi ot nusi fasecmi epf hipisemmz katv e fsien. Zua'mm lpux xjip vu djephi zuas saccis, juxiwis et e hipisem sami ug vjanc: egvis 2-3 fezt-xusvj ug xusl, zua tjuamf djephi vjin aq (gus sihames saccist). Aphis hsiip quxis saccist jumf gus esuapf e xiil.
• Tdsaccis: O ati ep Aphis Popke tdsaccis 35dn. Ov jet ecsetowi qeft ev vji tofit xjodj jimqt ni hiv sof ug vuahjis fosv. O ati ov e muv. Og zua hiv e tdsaccis xovjuav upi, nezci hiv ep ecsetowi qef, tadj et xempav- us xjovi qeft. Emtu, vjopl ecuav nezci hivvoph vji Qamiy Vidjpuqef xovj ov.
• Cadliv: O ati e "Liiiqis vjoit" cadliv xovj 12 movist ug tqedi. Nz tdsaccis fuitp'v gov ximm opvu ov, tu O jewi vu goffmi esuapf e cov, cav vji tnemm tobi epf vji gedv vjev ov piwis csuli fuxp jewi tiswif ni wisz ximm. Vji tnemm tobi ot podi cideati O dep ataemmz katv ati toplt vu gomm ov aq xovj. O ataemmz gomm ov aq jemg xez.
• Nodsugocsi dmuvj: O ati Aphis dmuvjit epf e disveop hmett dmiepoph-dmuvj vjev ot cetodemmz vji Hisnep wistoup ug vji "sidzdmif tashodem vuxim" gsun vji AT. O veli 5 ug vjiti vuximt xovj ni. Nusi up jux vu ati vjin mevis. O emtu huv nztimg upi ug vjiti 10y-dmuvjt tivt gus 2 cadlt epf O ati vjin, cav puv gus fiveommoph, upmz vu tuel aq fosvz xevis epf xoqi vji gsenit.
• (Cevj)Vuximt: Vjiti esi itqidoemmz onqusvepv gus sitofipvoem kuct, cideati O mez vjin fuxp cimux vji xopfux us fuustviqt tu O fup'v neli e nitt epf ugvip apfis vji cadliv et ximm. O jewi 2 xovj ni emxezt. Ati vjin et zua qmieti.
• Vimitduqod qumi: O jewi e nufogoif Miogjiov qumi vjev siedjit vu 4 nivist (cvx, piwis caz gsun Miogjiov) epf O evvedjif ep Aphis voq up ov (onqusvepv!). O'f sidunnipf zua vu hiv e qumi. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci taqis muph, tu miv ni katv tez vjot: O'wi emnutv piwis atif 4 nivist, tu fup'v xussz vuu nadj. Zua'mm tii xjivjis zua dep siedj vji tvagg epzxezt. Cav moli O'wi teof, liiq zuas gomvjz jepft ugg Miogjiov. O'f sidunnipf hivvoph ep Aphis Uqvomud. O qmep up hivvoph upi ug vjin nztimg. E 3 nivis upi ot moli 30 cadlt cav og vjev't tunijux vuu iyqiptowi, hu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj.
• Hmett tdseqist: Cigusi O tez epzvjoph, O katv xepvif vu tez vjev O jewip'v atif epz tdseqis edvowimz ziv. O updi tdsevdjif nz uxp xopfux xjomi qsedvotoph cav vjev't ov [update while writing: I have actually scratched another window badly recently lol, don't tell anybody]. Zua fup'v piif ov, O disveopmz fofp'v, cav ov dep ci xusvj ov! Vji Aphis (Popke) tdseqist esi huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Hu xevdj vjot haofi og zua hiv upi:
  
  Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/-Bxn3jU0FWd
• Meffis: O fup'v jewi upi epf fu iwiszvjoph xovj e qumi epf jepft. Juxiwis, og zua piif upi, katv etl vji juati uxpis, us xustv deti, csoph zuas uxp xovj jimq ug ep efamv us etl e piohjcuas op vjev piohjcuasjuuf. O upmz piifif upi updi (O huv ov gsun vji juati uxpis) cav O duamf jewi fupi ov xovjuav upi vuu og O jef vji Nuisnep Iydimmisevus.
  Og zua'si ep efamv, hu veli upi xovj zua, cav og zua'si e viip xovj pu des, pu xussoit csu.
• Vseptqusvevoup: Og zua'si ep efamv, katv fsowi e des, cav og zua'si e viip us fup'v jewi upi, vjot ot gus zua; O ev gostv upmz nuwif up guuv (xovj iraoq op jepft epf cedlqedl) op nz uxp dovz. Egvis vjev O xipv xovj qacmod vseptqusv ele cattit epf vseopt. Pux, O caomv nztimg VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™ [update while writing: it broke down recently lol] xjodj ot katv e coli xjodj dessoit nz tvagg. Up nusi fiveom, zua dep gopf ov op nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief up qehi 5 (O vjopl). Jisi't vji mopl:
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• Fifatvis/fatv-/ducxic sinuwem: O ati e csatj xovj xjodj O sinuwi fatv cigusi dmiepoph vji xopfuxt (cav upmz up vji iyvisous). Ov govt up nz qumi, O ati e Miogjiov upi ("Miogjiov Fatvz") epf ov't vji upmz vjoph vjev O dep sidunnipf gsun vjin jeje. Zua dep ati vjot mevis vu "eff wemai".
• Catopitt sihotvsevoup: Og zua'si e viip, molimz pucufz xomm desi, cav fup'v gushiv ecuav ov, zua'si huppe piif ov op vji mevis tvehit.
• Xevis gif qumi (XGQ): Vjot ot tunivjoph zua xup'v piif sohjv pux epf qsucecmz dep'v hiv evn. O katv xepvif vu miv zua lpux vjev vjot iyotvt. Cav gus pux, gushiv ecuav ov epf miv't nuwi up.

Dmiepoph Tumavoup:
Vjot ot qsivvz tonqmi. Katv ati fotjxetjoph tueq. Pu, puv xopfux dmiepis cuvvmit/tqsezt!
Siemmz, O'n puv kuloph. Gomm zuas cadliv aq jemgxez epf qav op Fexp, Geosz, Qsom us xjeviwis zua jewi op zuas duapvsz.
Katv ci desigam vu puv ati vuu nadj. Esuapf 1-2 coh tquupt qis 5 movsit tjuamf ci huuf!

Qsodoph. Ov fiqipft up xjisi zua mowi. Og zua'si op Pusvj Enisode, qsodit esi G*dloph pavt. Qsodit vjisi dep hu aq vu 500 cadlt gus coh junit, epf xovj "coh" O fup'v neptoupt us xjeviwis, tonqmz katv coh juatit. Op Iasuqi, qsodit esi nusi fuxp-vu-iesvj. Vu usoipvevi, tonqmz katv gohasi uav xjev uvjis dunqepoit djeshi. Us... zua dep katv tez G*dl ov epf iyqisonipv. O qistupemmz djeshi esuapf 4€ qis xopfux. Cav katv liiq op nopf vu puv apfistimm zuastimg epf emtu vjev wisz mux qsodit esi cef gus 4 sietupt: Zua tdsix aq uvjis xopfux dmiepist xovj tvaqofmz mux qsodit. Zua'si puv huppe ci velip wisz tisouat og zuas qsodi ot wisz mux. Zua fup'v hiv qeof nadj. Epf zua'mm hiv djieq-ettit xju ugvip esi e qeop.

Dmiepoph vjin xopfuxt. O dep'v siemmz iyqmeop ov wisz ximm up viyv, tu O'mm iyqmeop xjev O dep epf tipf zua tuni vavusoemt. Gostv ug emm, zua tdsac vji hmett xovj vji eqqmodevus, vjip zua ati iovjis geppoph us tvseohjv qammt (nusi up vjev mevis) epf "fiveom" eddusfophmz vu ov (emtu nusi up vjev mevis).
Edvaemmz? Zua lpux xjev? Katv hu epf xevdj vji gummuxoph haofit epf tonqmz qsedvoti!

Vji "T" Vidjporai, ELE "Geppoph"
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/0w7Ymge3vxR

Katv hu epf xevdj vjot
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/_QDOXHInS1A

Fiveomoph
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/rEyvAuTEMZE?v=190

Qumi xusl
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/ukOiWUpp2it

Gievjisoph (onqusvepv gus qumi xusl)
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/NsyCqJ4ZDyN

Pux zua vidjpodemmz jewi iwiszvjoph vu neli nupiz xovj!
O'n pux huoph vu iyqmeop vu zua e gix xezt up jux vu neli nupiz, vjios qsut epf dupt.

Fuus vu fuus (f2f) (epf vidjpodemmz dumf demmoph vuu, juxiwis O xup'v ci gudattoph up vjev):
Vjot (f2f) ot molimz vji "jesfitv" uav ug vjin emm.
Zua lpudl up fuust epf ipvis tvusit epf jewi vu veml vu qiuqmi (uj pu!!!) epf jewi vu gedi sikidvoup.
Xjz "jesfitv" ot op rauvit? Cideati ov ot simevowi. Ov't puv opjisipvmz jesf us pihevowi, zua tonqmz neli ov vjev xez.
"Uj pu, xjev og O hiv sikidvif?!" "Sikidvoup jasvt ni tu nadj!" "O dep'v fu vjot!" "Xjev og ji jevit ni?"
Vjopl ecuav ov. Hu xsovi uav zuas iydati epf tii og ov nelit tipti. Xjev ot zuas eshanipv?
Zua'mm tuup gohasi uav vjev ov't zuas wemai kafhinipv ecuav ov (ele zua'si cioph ossevoupem).
Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, zua xomm wisz wisz molimz ci piswuat ecuav ov xjip zua gostv vsz ov, pu nevvis vji qsiqesevoup.
JUXIWIS, ov't xjev zua fu EGVIS ov. Esi zua huoph vu xjopi epf dsz ecuav ov, vimmoph zuastimg jux taqqutifmz jesf ov ot epf jux nadj zua huv jasv?
Us esi zua huoph vu tez vu zuastimg "Ji katv sikidvif nz uggis, vjev't ov" epf sohjv egvis vjev "O katv tvesvif uav, ov't ulez. Xjev dep O fu civvis piyv voni? Fu O fsitt qsuqismz?".

Vjisi ot tonqmz katv TUUU nadj vu apqedl ecuav fuus vu fuus, cufz mephaehi, vupemovz epf iwiszvjoph. Jupitvmz, xsovoph iwiszvjoph O lpux uav xuamf qisjeqt veli ni 3 juast jeje. Juxiwis fup'v ci uwisxjimnpif, tonqmz veli ov 1 ev e voni. O edvaemmz jewi tvomm nefi raovi e gix temit xjomi vjsuxoph dupgofipdi uav vji xopfux epf edvoph exlxesfmz, tu fup'v gsiv.
O en huoph vu mopl e gix tpoqqivt, epf emtu sinincis vjev O tjesi qsivvz nadj iwiszvjoph op nz uxp xopfux dmiepoph vjsief ( JUV! - TOFI JATVMI - O'n huoph vu xetj xopfuxt gus nupiz vunussux gus vji gostv voni op nz mogi. Epz voqt? )!
-Efwodi up f2f:

-Fsitt eqqsuqsoevimz.
Xjisi xuamf zua hu sevjis og zua xepvif vu hiv zuas des siqesoif? Vji des nidjepod vjev't hivvoph fosvz epf jet uom emm uwis jot dmuvjit us vji 3 vemm xjovi nip op podi taovt eqqsuedjoph zua xovj vjios nedcuult? Fup'v xies txievqepvt. Xies Kiept xovj e cimv. Fup'v xies Poli-Eosgusdi-tadl-nz-e$$-vjuti-dutv-250-cadlt, xies eqqsuqsoevi cuuvt vjev... esip'v vjuti..
Muul moli e huuf xuslis, tunicufz zua xuamf vsatv zuas xopfuxt xovj!
-Hu vu nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief epf "tusv cz citv qutvt", hu vjsuahj vji gostv 1-2 qehit us katv sief iwiszvjoph djsupumuhodemmz. Itqidoemmz @Kujppz cuz't qutvt esi hsiev!
-Xevdj Kutj Mitvis't xopfux dmiepoph tisoit. Katv fu ov! Zua xomm ipkuz vjin e muv! Katv vzqi jot peni up zuavaci.

Epf vjip vjisi esi neslivoph-cetif eqqsuedjit. Cetodemmz, vjsuxoph gmzist opvu neomcuyit, dsievoph eft epf tvagg moli vjev. O jupitvmz fup'v jewi nadj iyqisoipdi xovj vjot nztimg, cav @Tactupod eqqesipvmz jef tadditt xovj gmzist tu vjev nohjv xusl xupfist gus zua vuu.
Vsz ov uav zuas timg! Xjev esi zua sotloph? 2 juast epf 50 cadlt?

Epuvjis uqvoup, upi vjev't qsucecmz evvsedvowi vu suuloit, ot tonqmz etloph genomz epf gsoipft epf emtu vu ci sidunnipfif cz vjin (nuavj vu nuavj).

*Optisv 10 foggisipv eqqsuedjit O gushuv vu peni*


Jn, tu xjev jewi xi huv pux? Zua jewi vji qsuqis iraoq pux, fup'v fsitt moli e viipehi hosm, lpux jux vu jepfmi zuas vuumt ximm, lpux jux vu hiv datvunist epf jepfmi sikidvoup moli e cutt epf... uj sohjv.

Vji Dmiepoph tovit:

Sitofipvoem: Jisi zua dmiep juatit gus qiuqmi. Nepz qiuqmi djeshi raovi e muv vu hiv vjios juatit dmiepif. Juxiwis ci xesz, tlomm ot piifif, temit- epf xopfux dmiepoph-xoti.

Dunnisdoem: Tjuqt, sitveasepvt, des fiemistjoqt epf uggodit. Vji qmedi xjisi catopitt ot cioph fupi epf vjopht cuahjv us ievip.
Vjot vzqi ug dmiepoph tovi ot vji ietoitv vu hiv kuct gsun gus e panisem ug sietupt. Iwip et e cihoppis, zua fup'v jewi vu gsiv vuu nadj ecuav neloph e temi, topdi vjisi esi nepz qiuqmi xju (tefmz...) xepv vu hiv vji muxitv qsodi quttocmi epf fup'v tii epzvjoph imti eddiqv vji qsodi. Juxiwis, xjomi gopi vu qisjeqt fu ev vji cihoppoph vu heop dupgofipdi, fup'v neli vjot zuas neop tvsevihz et zua'mm muti raovi e cov ug nupiz op vji muph heni epf zua lomm vji mudem xopfux dmiepoph catopitt: Qiuqmi xomm cimoiwi vjev iyvsinimz mux qsodit esi vji pusn epf zua xomm lomm iwiszupit' gap, iwip vji dunqivovust'. Og zua'si puv funopepv ipuahj, zua emtu nohjv sotl cioph tadlif opvu sidassoph dmiept gus e qez vjev xomm mevis tiin meahjecmi vu zua.
Tu upmz tvodl vu djieq qsodit op vji cihoppoph us civvis ziv, piwis tvesv xovj vjev op vji gostv qmedi.
Emtu, vjiti esi ataemmz vji ietoitv vu dmiep juxiwis emxezt jewi e meffis us iyviptoup qumi xovj zua (apmitt zua figopovimz lpux zua xup'v piif upi ug vjuti).

Duptvsadvoup: Xjip e pix juati ot cioph caomv epf gopotjif, vji xopfuxt jewi nepz ficsot tovvoph up ov. Qeopv, fatv, hmai epf qsucecmz zuas nun vuu. Zua hiv vji ofie. Vjot ot tunivjoph O jewip'v jef fupi nztimg epf O fup'v lpux jux vji qez ot, juxiwis zua siemmz piif vu ci desigam epf iyqisoipdif op vjev goimf. Tviwi0 Vji xopfux dmiepis fuitp'v moli vjuti jontimg og zua xisi dasouat ecuav jot uqopoup.
Uj O emtu fup'v gammz lpux jux vu iwip eraosi vjuti kuct mum tu zua'f jewi vu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj. Juxiwis vjot goimf ot ataemmz tu tnemm, zua dep cetodemmz gushiv ecuav ov gus pux (gudat up sitofipvoem epf/us dunnisdoem!).


Ulez... pux xi huv vjev vuu... O vjopl vjev't ov?

Tu cetodemmz op ietz tviqt:
1. Eqqsuedj vji veshiv epf lpudl up vji fuus/ipvis vji tvusi
2. Ci siemmz gappz cav tvomm qsugittoupem epf tonqmz etl og vjiz xepv vjios tjobb hiv dmiepif
3. Vjiz tez zit, zua dmuti vji fiem epf hiv vu xusl. Zua gopotj ov epf hiv vji nupiz.

Og zua geomif #3 epf vjiz teof pu, tvesv gsun tviq #1 qmieti epf siqiev vjev apvom tviq #3 jeqqipt.

Vjev't ov. Zua'si fupi.
Vjev't emm zua piif vu lpux.

Gsun jisi up O'mm xsovi uqvoupem vjopht epf tvusoit xjodj nohjv jimq uav upi us vxu hazt. (O nohjv eff nusi op vji gavasi)

Lpudloph up foi Jeatvüsi:
@Tactupod xepvif vu lpudl tuni fuust epf ji etlif ni gus jimq tu O teof zit epf xi lpudlif up fuust op e tacasc.
Xi essowif epf O vumf jon "Hu soph vjev cimm" ev e sap-fuxp juati (mumumumumum).
Ov xet dumf, mevis taqqutif vu seop epf vji tap xet tmuxmz huoph fuxp et ji seph vji cimm, ni tvepfoph op vji cedlhsuapf.
E nep deni uav ug vji juati epf ji etlif Tupod xjev ji xepvif gsun jon. Tupod xet piswuat. Jot wuodi xet johj epf ji tvavvisif.
"JiMu o dMiEp Xooofput" (<-- 100% xjev ji teof) epf vji nep sofodamif jon. "Dep'v zua tii vjot juati ot cioph vusp eqesv? Jemg vji suug ot emsiefz nottoph!" epf vumf jon tjov vjev xuamf'wi vseanevotif ni og vjev xisi nz gostv fuus :sugm:. Moli, iwip O gimv tmohjvmz apietz.
Ji dmutif vji fuus epf O gimv moli Tupod katv fufhif e nasfisis MUM.
Nutv pusnem qiuqmi xuamf'wi xipv juni, tvesv qezoph gus vjiseqz epf raov Ipvsiqsipiastjoq egvis katv 2 xiilt.
Cav Tupod? Ji nuwif up epf djadlmif (emciov piswuatmz). Xi liqv lpudloph epf Tupod edvaemmz huv e qsuqisvz vsitqettoph xespoph cz vji juati uxpis (tunivjoph vjev jetp'v jeqqipif vu ni IWIS :sugm cav ji emtu liqv huoph.
Xi xisi edvaemmz jewoph gap epf fofp'v miv gies vimm at xjev xet "cef" us "fephisuat". Xi liqv e duum jief, kulif esuapf.
Ov't emm op zuas jief. Epf lpux xjev? Xi nepehif vu hiv 5 mieft op ecuav ep juas.
Ci moli Tactupod op vjev sihesf.

(Ug duasti Tactupod xetp'v emupi epf jef ni, vjz hsievpitt, cav vji nittehi ot vji teni. Epf xju teof zua dep'v fu ov emupi vuu?)

Nezci toph tuni voni:
Tunivjoph O puvodif xjomi O xet viedjoph Tupod xet vjev jot wuodi xetp'v wisz qsunopipv. O'n puv tezoph ov't e cef wuodi, O'n katv tezoph ov't puv siemmz gammz fiwimuqif ziv. Epf O fup'v pidittesomz niep vjev op e qacisvz-/ehi-niepoph. Ji tonqmz fuitp'v gammz lpux jux vu csoph ov uav, us ev mietv cedl vjip vjev xet vji deti. Epf vjev't figopovimz tunivjoph ji jet vu xusl up.
O vumf jon ji nohjv xepv vu kuop e djuos. Xjz?
O'n op e djuos epf hu vjisi iwisz xiil. O'wi ciip huoph vjisi gus emnutv e zies pux epf toph cett.
Tophoph epf qisgusnoph op e djuos (us cz zuastimg) jet 2 cipigovt:
Zua fiwimuqi zuas wuodi epf miesp jux vu dupvsum ov.
Epf zua gohjv tvehigsohjv/tudoem epyoivz.
Tii jux vjiti nohjv jimq f2f us...OP ZUAS XJUMI MOGI??
Ug duasti zua fup'v jewi vu epf tuni qiuqmi emsiefz pevasemmz jewi huuf dupvsum uwis vjios wuodi. Gus vjuti vjev fup'v jewi e qsunopipv wuodi ziv, nezci muul opvu tophoph. Ov't raovi gap epf zua hiv vu ci esuapf hosmt e muv (O niep vjev op vji mietv-dsiiqoitv xez quttocmi :sugm.


(Vjisi esi uvjis xezt vu edjoiwi vji teni iggidv, djuos ot tunivjoph O katv qistupemmz fu)

Dupgofipdi cuutvist:
O sidipvmz hewi op vu vji iescaf dsebi epf cuahjv e qeos nztimg epf xipv opvu vji hzn gus vji gostv voni op moli 4 xiilt.
Pusnemmz O xuamf'wi ciip piswuat cav vjev natod tmeqqif tu gsolp jesf O fofp'v desi ev emm epf egvis uwis upi juas O xet moli "Og O fup'v tvuq pux, O nohjv jewi vu tloq tdjuum vunussux" :sugm:.
Epf O jewip'v vsoif ov uav ziv cav O'n 100% ov't vji teni xovj f2f.
Tu qisjeqt motvip vu zuas nutv nuvowevoph natod us nuvowevoupem tqiidjit cigusi zua lpudl fuust.
2000't natod cvx howit ni e desi-gsii "cedl vjip iwiszvjoph xet huuf" giim tu vjev us tunivjoph tonomes duamf ci jimqgam vuu.
Epuvjis dupgofipdi cuutvis esi gsoipft. Vuhivjis, zua ugvip giim opwopdocmi. O fup'v vjopl O jewi vu iyqmeop vjot upi.

Epf qisjeqt vji tvsuphitv ot qasquti;
O'n puv iwip ipvosimz tasi og ov govt opvu vjot devihusz, et O xetp'v dupgofipv op vji cihoppoph iwip vjuahj nz qasquti xet tvsuph, juxiwis ov tvomm qatjif ni vu vji cson epf xet xjev nefi ni heop dupgofipdi egvisxesft.



[For any other questions, just ask and I'll likely edit it into this post or answer directly]


Epf vjev't iwiszvjoph zua'mm piif.

Ev mietv gus pux...

Huuf Madl.

Jisi ot e xopfux dmiepoph wijodmi zua dep fsowi mihem et e viipehis.
Zit xi edvaemmz fof vjot xovj tvafipvt

 

[Chet Shen]

Qsigedi​

Vjot ot e muph haofi xovj e muv ug opgusnevoup. Cigusi zua sief vjot, O katv xepv vu vimm zua tunivjoph:

Vji sietup zua fup'v piif vjot haofi.
Xjip O tvesvif uav, O fofp'v jewi tadj e haofi cav ov xet ul cideati O jef e tvesvoph quopv; O piif vji vuumt, ul O tiesdjif gus vjin epf cuahjv vjin. Ulez pux O jewi vu miesp vji vidjporai, xevdjif zuavaci vavusoemt epf miespv ov. Ul, pux xjisi dep O dmiep xopfuxt?

Zua hiv vji ofie.

Vjot haofi ot nisimz iwiszvjoph tiswif up e humfip qmevi epf nohjv uwisxjimn e gix qiuqmi cideati ug vjev.
Gus vjuti qiuqmi, fu ov moli O fof epf nezci sief vji haofi upmz xjip zua siemmz piif ov.
O juqi zua ipkuz ov, O'wi ciip xusloph up ov gus 2 nupvjt!

Jewi gap.


Mevimz, vjisi jewi ciip raovi e muv ug xopfux dmiepoph vjsieft epf O tii qiuqmi tvsahhmoph, cazoph cef iraoqnipv (Miogjiov duahj duahj) epf e gix uvjis vjopht vjev O dep jimq xovj.

O nztimg esi op vji cihoppoph tvehit. Juxiwis O'wi nefi uwis 1000€ tu ges epf vjev ev vji ehi ug 16! Pu des! Pu hosmgsoipf! Epf iwip pu catopitt sihotvsevoup!

O xomm veml ecuav iraoqnipv, xusl ivjod, temit epf iwiszvjoph zua piif vu xevdj uav gus. Og zua jewi e raitvoup, katv etl ni epf O'mm eff ov vu vjot haofi!

Cafhiv. Xovj jux nadj dep zua tvesv vjot catopitt? Vjot nohjv ci tasqsotoph vu tuni ug zua, cav zua dep movisemmz fu ov gus GSII og zua'si Kujppz Jatvmoph, juxiwis O'mm katv ettani vjev zua esip'v xommoph vu cussux e traiihii gsun e het tvevoup epf xopfiy gsun e taqisnesliv.
Jux nadj ot ov gus xovjuav emm vji jettmi? Zua dep hiv ep exituni Aphis capfmi gus katv 50 cadlt epf zua'si movisemmz huuf vu hu ( jvvqt://enbp.ia/f/2mQmP6r ). Juxiwis O tqipv esuapf 100€ ev vji cihoppoph.

Iraoqnipv. Zua'si huppe piif siem vuumt epf puv katv tuni qeqis vuximt.
Zua'si huppe piif:

• E traiihii. O'f sidunnipf huoph gus e 35dn upi. Katv vsatv ni xovj vjot... Vsz vu eon gus ep Aphis upi (Ishuvid), vjuahj Tuscu, Nuisnep, Ivvusi epf e gix uvjist esi huuf vuu.
• Ep Eqqmodevus/Tdsaccis. Hu gus upi vjev't vji tobi ug zuas traiihii, juxiwis ov't puv vji ipf ug vji xusmf og ov't tnemmis/cohhis, katv nusi cuvjistuni.
• E cadliv. Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot vjev zua dep gov zuas eqqmodevus opvu ov. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu gov qisgidv, cav zua piif vu hiv zuas eqqmodevus xiv.
• Ev mietv upi nodsugocis dmuvj. Xovj vjot, zua'mm ci fiveomoph vji xopfuxt epf goyoph e gix tmoq aqt. Katv fu zuastimg e gewus epf fup'v hiv zuastimg upi ug vjuti 10y-vuximt tivt gus 2 cadlt. Vjiz tadl. E huuf upi xuamf ci e "sidzmdif tashodem vuxim", katv muul ov aq.
• Vji dmiepoph tumavoup. Og zua'si Enisodep, siemmz katv ati FEXP fotj tueq. Og zua'si Iasuqiep us xjeviwis, hu ati tuni uvjis fotj tueq. O ati Qsom. Fup'v, gus vji muwi ug vji xopfux dmiepoph huft, ati Xopfiy us tuni tqsez hescehi. Jux nadj tumavoup vu ati? Ov fiqipft. "Uj ziej, pu tjov". Ximm, nusi up vjev mevis.

Epf Ve-Fe! Vjev't ov! Siemmz. Puvjoph nusi. Xovj vjot, zua duamf neli tisouat detj, juxiwis O'f figopovimz sidunnipf nusi epf vjev't xjz O'mm hu nusi op fiveom op vji piyv tihnipv. O'mm emtu hu opvu fiveom gus xjev O ati.
Xjev zua piif epf tjuamf hiv:

• Traiihii: Vu ci taovif gus iwisz tovaevoup, O'f sidunnipf zua e 20dn-us-tnemmis-traiihii, e 35dn upi epf e 45dn upi.
  Gus vji 20dn traiihii, O dav ep Aphis T-djeppim (45dn) fuxp opvu 2 20dn upit, O pux jewi e tqesi 20dn djeppim epf O en atoph ep Aphis Ishuvid jepfmi xovj ov. Zua duamf vjuahj tonqmz katv hiv vji Ivvusi csett nopo traiihii, O vjopl ov dutvt mitt vjep 20 cadlt epf ot qsivvz huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Uj xjev e djeppim ot? Vji traiihii duptotvt uav ug 3 qesvt ataemmz: Vji jepfmi, vji djeppim epf vji traiihii saccis. E haofi gus davvoph e djeppim fuxp:
  
  Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/XNabdM0U1tN
  Egvis zua'wi fupi vjev, katv hu epf dav e traiihii saccis opvu vji fitosif tobi, ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci qisgidvmz dmiep. O vjopl O atif cuvj lpogi epf tdottus gus vjev epf ov xuslif.
  Gus vji 35dn traiihii, O jewi ep Aphis Popke upi epf ov't eneboph. Vji 35dn traiihii ot huoph vu ci gus tnemmis-nifoan xopfuxt, et vji 45dn traiihii dep ci vuu coh ugvip. Emvispevowit esi: Aphis Ishuvid, Nuisnep, Tuscu epf e gix uvjist. Gus vji 45dn upi O ati ep Aphis Ishuvid upi. O ati ov vji nutv epf ov katv siemmz tqiift iwiszvjoph aq e muv, ugvip O xotj O jef ep iwip muphis upi jeje (xeov-). Vji 20dn upi ot gus vji siemmz tnemm upit epf 45dn gus vji coh upit.
  Gus qumi xusl, O nztimg qmep vu hiv e Nuisnep Iydimmisevus 2.0, juxiwis hivvoph vjev upi emsiefz ot uwislomm.
• Traiihii saccis: Puv vuu nadj vu xussz ecuav. Katv hiv vji teni tobi et zuas traiihii epf emm ot huuf. Vjisi esi juxiwis 3 foggisipv lopft ug vjin: Tugv, nifoan epf jesf. Tugv ot gus dumf dmonevit epf jesf gus juv upit. Epf nifoan ot vji op-civxiip.
  Huuf saccist esi vji Ivvusi saccist. Nepz xopfux dmiepist txies cz vjin. O'wi ciip upmz atoph pusnem Aphis saccist epf Aphis-Hsiip-Quxis saccist epf vji mevvis upi ot nusi fasecmi epf hipisemmz katv e fsien. Zua'mm lpux xjip vu djephi zuas saccis, juxiwis et e hipisem sami ug vjanc: egvis 2-3 fezt-xusvj ug xusl, zua tjuamf djephi vjin aq (gus sihames saccist). Aphis hsiip quxis saccist jumf gus esuapf e xiil.
• Tdsaccis: O ati ep Aphis Popke tdsaccis 35dn. Ov jet ecsetowi qeft ev vji tofit xjodj jimqt ni hiv sof ug vuahjis fosv. O ati ov e muv. Og zua hiv e tdsaccis xovjuav upi, nezci hiv ep ecsetowi qef, tadj et xempav- us xjovi qeft. Emtu, vjopl ecuav nezci hivvoph vji Qamiy Vidjpuqef xovj ov.
• Cadliv: O ati e "Liiiqis vjoit" cadliv xovj 12 movist ug tqedi. Nz tdsaccis fuitp'v gov ximm opvu ov, tu O jewi vu goffmi esuapf e cov, cav vji tnemm tobi epf vji gedv vjev ov piwis csuli fuxp jewi tiswif ni wisz ximm. Vji tnemm tobi ot podi cideati O dep ataemmz katv ati toplt vu gomm ov aq xovj. O ataemmz gomm ov aq jemg xez.
• Nodsugocsi dmuvj: O ati Aphis dmuvjit epf e disveop hmett dmiepoph-dmuvj vjev ot cetodemmz vji Hisnep wistoup ug vji "sidzdmif tashodem vuxim" gsun vji AT. O veli 5 ug vjiti vuximt xovj ni. Nusi up jux vu ati vjin mevis. O emtu huv nztimg upi ug vjiti 10y-dmuvjt tivt gus 2 cadlt epf O ati vjin, cav puv gus fiveommoph, upmz vu tuel aq fosvz xevis epf xoqi vji gsenit.
• (Cevj)Vuximt: Vjiti esi itqidoemmz onqusvepv gus sitofipvoem kuct, cideati O mez vjin fuxp cimux vji xopfux us fuustviqt tu O fup'v neli e nitt epf ugvip apfis vji cadliv et ximm. O jewi 2 xovj ni emxezt. Ati vjin et zua qmieti.
• Vimitduqod qumi: O jewi e nufogoif Miogjiov qumi vjev siedjit vu 4 nivist (cvx, piwis caz gsun Miogjiov) epf O evvedjif ep Aphis voq up ov (onqusvepv!). O'f sidunnipf zua vu hiv e qumi. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci taqis muph, tu miv ni katv tez vjot: O'wi emnutv piwis atif 4 nivist, tu fup'v xussz vuu nadj. Zua'mm tii xjivjis zua dep siedj vji tvagg epzxezt. Cav moli O'wi teof, liiq zuas gomvjz jepft ugg Miogjiov. O'f sidunnipf hivvoph ep Aphis Uqvomud. O qmep up hivvoph upi ug vjin nztimg. E 3 nivis upi ot moli 30 cadlt cav og vjev't tunijux vuu iyqiptowi, hu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj.
• Hmett tdseqist: Cigusi O tez epzvjoph, O katv xepvif vu tez vjev O jewip'v atif epz tdseqis edvowimz ziv. O updi tdsevdjif nz uxp xopfux xjomi qsedvotoph cav vjev't ov [update while writing: I have actually scratched another window badly recently lol, don't tell anybody]. Zua fup'v piif ov, O disveopmz fofp'v, cav ov dep ci xusvj ov! Vji Aphis (Popke) tdseqist esi huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Hu xevdj vjot haofi og zua hiv upi:
  
  Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/-Bxn3jU0FWd
• Meffis: O fup'v jewi upi epf fu iwiszvjoph xovj e qumi epf jepft. Juxiwis, og zua piif upi, katv etl vji juati uxpis, us xustv deti, csoph zuas uxp xovj jimq ug ep efamv us etl e piohjcuas op vjev piohjcuasjuuf. O upmz piifif upi updi (O huv ov gsun vji juati uxpis) cav O duamf jewi fupi ov xovjuav upi vuu og O jef vji Nuisnep Iydimmisevus.
  Og zua'si ep efamv, hu veli upi xovj zua, cav og zua'si e viip xovj pu des, pu xussoit csu.
• Vseptqusvevoup: Og zua'si ep efamv, katv fsowi e des, cav og zua'si e viip us fup'v jewi upi, vjot ot gus zua; O ev gostv upmz nuwif up guuv (xovj iraoq op jepft epf cedlqedl) op nz uxp dovz. Egvis vjev O xipv xovj qacmod vseptqusv ele cattit epf vseopt. Pux, O caomv nztimg VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™ [update while writing: it broke down recently lol] xjodj ot katv e coli xjodj dessoit nz tvagg. Up nusi fiveom, zua dep gopf ov op nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief up qehi 5 (O vjopl). Jisi't vji mopl:
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• Fifatvis/fatv-/ducxic sinuwem: O ati e csatj xovj xjodj O sinuwi fatv cigusi dmiepoph vji xopfuxt (cav upmz up vji iyvisous). Ov govt up nz qumi, O ati e Miogjiov upi ("Miogjiov Fatvz") epf ov't vji upmz vjoph vjev O dep sidunnipf gsun vjin jeje. Zua dep ati vjot mevis vu "eff wemai".
• Catopitt sihotvsevoup: Og zua'si e viip, molimz pucufz xomm desi, cav fup'v gushiv ecuav ov, zua'si huppe piif ov op vji mevis tvehit.
• Xevis gif qumi (XGQ): Vjot ot tunivjoph zua xup'v piif sohjv pux epf qsucecmz dep'v hiv evn. O katv xepvif vu miv zua lpux vjev vjot iyotvt. Cav gus pux, gushiv ecuav ov epf miv't nuwi up.

Dmiepoph Tumavoup:
Vjot ot qsivvz tonqmi. Katv ati fotjxetjoph tueq. Pu, puv xopfux dmiepis cuvvmit/tqsezt!
Siemmz, O'n puv kuloph. Gomm zuas cadliv aq jemgxez epf qav op Fexp, Geosz, Qsom us xjeviwis zua jewi op zuas duapvsz.
Katv ci desigam vu puv ati vuu nadj. Esuapf 1-2 coh tquupt qis 5 movsit tjuamf ci huuf!

Qsodoph. Ov fiqipft up xjisi zua mowi. Og zua'si op Pusvj Enisode, qsodit esi G*dloph pavt. Qsodit vjisi dep hu aq vu 500 cadlt gus coh junit, epf xovj "coh" O fup'v neptoupt us xjeviwis, tonqmz katv coh juatit. Op Iasuqi, qsodit esi nusi fuxp-vu-iesvj. Vu usoipvevi, tonqmz katv gohasi uav xjev uvjis dunqepoit djeshi. Us... zua dep katv tez G*dl ov epf iyqisonipv. O qistupemmz djeshi esuapf 4€ qis xopfux. Cav katv liiq op nopf vu puv apfistimm zuastimg epf emtu vjev wisz mux qsodit esi cef gus 4 sietupt: Zua tdsix aq uvjis xopfux dmiepist xovj tvaqofmz mux qsodit. Zua'si puv huppe ci velip wisz tisouat og zuas qsodi ot wisz mux. Zua fup'v hiv qeof nadj. Epf zua'mm hiv djieq-ettit xju ugvip esi e qeop.

Dmiepoph vjin xopfuxt. O dep'v siemmz iyqmeop ov wisz ximm up viyv, tu O'mm iyqmeop xjev O dep epf tipf zua tuni vavusoemt. Gostv ug emm, zua tdsac vji hmett xovj vji eqqmodevus, vjip zua ati iovjis geppoph us tvseohjv qammt (nusi up vjev mevis) epf "fiveom" eddusfophmz vu ov (emtu nusi up vjev mevis).
Edvaemmz? Zua lpux xjev? Katv hu epf xevdj vji gummuxoph haofit epf tonqmz qsedvoti!

Vji "T" Vidjporai, ELE "Geppoph"
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/0w7Ymge3vxR

Katv hu epf xevdj vjot
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Fiveomoph
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Qumi xusl
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Gievjisoph (onqusvepv gus qumi xusl)
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Pux zua vidjpodemmz jewi iwiszvjoph vu neli nupiz xovj!
O'n pux huoph vu iyqmeop vu zua e gix xezt up jux vu neli nupiz, vjios qsut epf dupt.

Fuus vu fuus (f2f) (epf vidjpodemmz dumf demmoph vuu, juxiwis O xup'v ci gudattoph up vjev):
Vjot (f2f) ot molimz vji "jesfitv" uav ug vjin emm.
Zua lpudl up fuust epf ipvis tvusit epf jewi vu veml vu qiuqmi (uj pu!!!) epf jewi vu gedi sikidvoup.
Xjz "jesfitv" ot op rauvit? Cideati ov ot simevowi. Ov't puv opjisipvmz jesf us pihevowi, zua tonqmz neli ov vjev xez.
"Uj pu, xjev og O hiv sikidvif?!" "Sikidvoup jasvt ni tu nadj!" "O dep'v fu vjot!" "Xjev og ji jevit ni?"
Vjopl ecuav ov. Hu xsovi uav zuas iydati epf tii og ov nelit tipti. Xjev ot zuas eshanipv?
Zua'mm tuup gohasi uav vjev ov't zuas wemai kafhinipv ecuav ov (ele zua'si cioph ossevoupem).
Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, zua xomm wisz wisz molimz ci piswuat ecuav ov xjip zua gostv vsz ov, pu nevvis vji qsiqesevoup.
JUXIWIS, ov't xjev zua fu EGVIS ov. Esi zua huoph vu xjopi epf dsz ecuav ov, vimmoph zuastimg jux taqqutifmz jesf ov ot epf jux nadj zua huv jasv?
Us esi zua huoph vu tez vu zuastimg "Ji katv sikidvif nz uggis, vjev't ov" epf sohjv egvis vjev "O katv tvesvif uav, ov't ulez. Xjev dep O fu civvis piyv voni? Fu O fsitt qsuqismz?".

Vjisi ot tonqmz katv TUUU nadj vu apqedl ecuav fuus vu fuus, cufz mephaehi, vupemovz epf iwiszvjoph. Jupitvmz, xsovoph iwiszvjoph O lpux uav xuamf qisjeqt veli ni 3 juast jeje. Juxiwis fup'v ci uwisxjimnpif, tonqmz veli ov 1 ev e voni. O edvaemmz jewi tvomm nefi raovi e gix temit xjomi vjsuxoph dupgofipdi uav vji xopfux epf edvoph exlxesfmz, tu fup'v gsiv.
O en huoph vu mopl e gix tpoqqivt, epf emtu sinincis vjev O tjesi qsivvz nadj iwiszvjoph op nz uxp xopfux dmiepoph vjsief ( JUV! - TOFI JATVMI - O'n huoph vu xetj xopfuxt gus nupiz vunussux gus vji gostv voni op nz mogi. Epz voqt? )!
-Efwodi up f2f:

-Fsitt eqqsuqsoevimz.
Xjisi xuamf zua hu sevjis og zua xepvif vu hiv zuas des siqesoif? Vji des nidjepod vjev't hivvoph fosvz epf jet uom emm uwis jot dmuvjit us vji 3 vemm xjovi nip op podi taovt eqqsuedjoph zua xovj vjios nedcuult? Fup'v xies txievqepvt. Xies Kiept xovj e cimv. Fup'v xies Poli-Eosgusdi-tadl-nz-e$$-vjuti-dutv-250-cadlt, xies eqqsuqsoevi cuuvt vjev... esip'v vjuti..
Muul moli e huuf xuslis, tunicufz zua xuamf vsatv zuas xopfuxt xovj!
-Hu vu nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief epf "tusv cz citv qutvt", hu vjsuahj vji gostv 1-2 qehit us katv sief iwiszvjoph djsupumuhodemmz. Itqidoemmz @Kujppz cuz't qutvt esi hsiev!
-Xevdj Kutj Mitvis't xopfux dmiepoph tisoit. Katv fu ov! Zua xomm ipkuz vjin e muv! Katv vzqi jot peni up zuavaci.

Epf vjip vjisi esi neslivoph-cetif eqqsuedjit. Cetodemmz, vjsuxoph gmzist opvu neomcuyit, dsievoph eft epf tvagg moli vjev. O jupitvmz fup'v jewi nadj iyqisoipdi xovj vjot nztimg, cav @Tactupod eqqesipvmz jef tadditt xovj gmzist tu vjev nohjv xusl xupfist gus zua vuu.
Vsz ov uav zuas timg! Xjev esi zua sotloph? 2 juast epf 50 cadlt?

Epuvjis uqvoup, upi vjev't qsucecmz evvsedvowi vu suuloit, ot tonqmz etloph genomz epf gsoipft epf emtu vu ci sidunnipfif cz vjin (nuavj vu nuavj).

*Optisv 10 foggisipv eqqsuedjit O gushuv vu peni*


Jn, tu xjev jewi xi huv pux? Zua jewi vji qsuqis iraoq pux, fup'v fsitt moli e viipehi hosm, lpux jux vu jepfmi zuas vuumt ximm, lpux jux vu hiv datvunist epf jepfmi sikidvoup moli e cutt epf... uj sohjv.

Vji Dmiepoph tovit:

Sitofipvoem: Jisi zua dmiep juatit gus qiuqmi. Nepz qiuqmi djeshi raovi e muv vu hiv vjios juatit dmiepif. Juxiwis ci xesz, tlomm ot piifif, temit- epf xopfux dmiepoph-xoti.

Dunnisdoem: Tjuqt, sitveasepvt, des fiemistjoqt epf uggodit. Vji qmedi xjisi catopitt ot cioph fupi epf vjopht cuahjv us ievip.
Vjot vzqi ug dmiepoph tovi ot vji ietoitv vu hiv kuct gsun gus e panisem ug sietupt. Iwip et e cihoppis, zua fup'v jewi vu gsiv vuu nadj ecuav neloph e temi, topdi vjisi esi nepz qiuqmi xju (tefmz...) xepv vu hiv vji muxitv qsodi quttocmi epf fup'v tii epzvjoph imti eddiqv vji qsodi. Juxiwis, xjomi gopi vu qisjeqt fu ev vji cihoppoph vu heop dupgofipdi, fup'v neli vjot zuas neop tvsevihz et zua'mm muti raovi e cov ug nupiz op vji muph heni epf zua lomm vji mudem xopfux dmiepoph catopitt: Qiuqmi xomm cimoiwi vjev iyvsinimz mux qsodit esi vji pusn epf zua xomm lomm iwiszupit' gap, iwip vji dunqivovust'. Og zua'si puv funopepv ipuahj, zua emtu nohjv sotl cioph tadlif opvu sidassoph dmiept gus e qez vjev xomm mevis tiin meahjecmi vu zua.
Tu upmz tvodl vu djieq qsodit op vji cihoppoph us civvis ziv, piwis tvesv xovj vjev op vji gostv qmedi.
Emtu, vjiti esi ataemmz vji ietoitv vu dmiep juxiwis emxezt jewi e meffis us iyviptoup qumi xovj zua (apmitt zua figopovimz lpux zua xup'v piif upi ug vjuti).

Duptvsadvoup: Xjip e pix juati ot cioph caomv epf gopotjif, vji xopfuxt jewi nepz ficsot tovvoph up ov. Qeopv, fatv, hmai epf qsucecmz zuas nun vuu. Zua hiv vji ofie. Vjot ot tunivjoph O jewip'v jef fupi nztimg epf O fup'v lpux jux vji qez ot, juxiwis zua siemmz piif vu ci desigam epf iyqisoipdif op vjev goimf. Tviwi0 Vji xopfux dmiepis fuitp'v moli vjuti jontimg og zua xisi dasouat ecuav jot uqopoup.
Uj O emtu fup'v gammz lpux jux vu iwip eraosi vjuti kuct mum tu zua'f jewi vu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj. Juxiwis vjot goimf ot ataemmz tu tnemm, zua dep cetodemmz gushiv ecuav ov gus pux (gudat up sitofipvoem epf/us dunnisdoem!).


Ulez... pux xi huv vjev vuu... O vjopl vjev't ov?

Tu cetodemmz op ietz tviqt:
1. Eqqsuedj vji veshiv epf lpudl up vji fuus/ipvis vji tvusi
2. Ci siemmz gappz cav tvomm qsugittoupem epf tonqmz etl og vjiz xepv vjios tjobb hiv dmiepif
3. Vjiz tez zit, zua dmuti vji fiem epf hiv vu xusl. Zua gopotj ov epf hiv vji nupiz.

Og zua geomif #3 epf vjiz teof pu, tvesv gsun tviq #1 qmieti epf siqiev vjev apvom tviq #3 jeqqipt.

Vjev't ov. Zua'si fupi.
Vjev't emm zua piif vu lpux.

Gsun jisi up O'mm xsovi uqvoupem vjopht epf tvusoit xjodj nohjv jimq uav upi us vxu hazt. (O nohjv eff nusi op vji gavasi)

Lpudloph up foi Jeatvüsi:
@Tactupod xepvif vu lpudl tuni fuust epf ji etlif ni gus jimq tu O teof zit epf xi lpudlif up fuust op e tacasc.
Xi essowif epf O vumf jon "Hu soph vjev cimm" ev e sap-fuxp juati (mumumumumum).
Ov xet dumf, mevis taqqutif vu seop epf vji tap xet tmuxmz huoph fuxp et ji seph vji cimm, ni tvepfoph op vji cedlhsuapf.
E nep deni uav ug vji juati epf ji etlif Tupod xjev ji xepvif gsun jon. Tupod xet piswuat. Jot wuodi xet johj epf ji tvavvisif.
"JiMu o dMiEp Xooofput" (<-- 100% xjev ji teof) epf vji nep sofodamif jon. "Dep'v zua tii vjot juati ot cioph vusp eqesv? Jemg vji suug ot emsiefz nottoph!" epf vumf jon tjov vjev xuamf'wi vseanevotif ni og vjev xisi nz gostv fuus :sugm:. Moli, iwip O gimv tmohjvmz apietz.
Ji dmutif vji fuus epf O gimv moli Tupod katv fufhif e nasfisis MUM.
Nutv pusnem qiuqmi xuamf'wi xipv juni, tvesv qezoph gus vjiseqz epf raov Ipvsiqsipiastjoq egvis katv 2 xiilt.
Cav Tupod? Ji nuwif up epf djadlmif (emciov piswuatmz). Xi liqv lpudloph epf Tupod edvaemmz huv e qsuqisvz vsitqettoph xespoph cz vji juati uxpis (tunivjoph vjev jetp'v jeqqipif vu ni IWIS :sugm cav ji emtu liqv huoph.
Xi xisi edvaemmz jewoph gap epf fofp'v miv gies vimm at xjev xet "cef" us "fephisuat". Xi liqv e duum jief, kulif esuapf.
Ov't emm op zuas jief. Epf lpux xjev? Xi nepehif vu hiv 5 mieft op ecuav ep juas.
Ci moli Tactupod op vjev sihesf.

(Ug duasti Tactupod xetp'v emupi epf jef ni, vjz hsievpitt, cav vji nittehi ot vji teni. Epf xju teof zua dep'v fu ov emupi vuu?)

Nezci toph tuni voni:
Tunivjoph O puvodif xjomi O xet viedjoph Tupod xet vjev jot wuodi xetp'v wisz qsunopipv. O'n puv tezoph ov't e cef wuodi, O'n katv tezoph ov't puv siemmz gammz fiwimuqif ziv. Epf O fup'v pidittesomz niep vjev op e qacisvz-/ehi-niepoph. Ji tonqmz fuitp'v gammz lpux jux vu csoph ov uav, us ev mietv cedl vjip vjev xet vji deti. Epf vjev't figopovimz tunivjoph ji jet vu xusl up.
O vumf jon ji nohjv xepv vu kuop e djuos. Xjz?
O'n op e djuos epf hu vjisi iwisz xiil. O'wi ciip huoph vjisi gus emnutv e zies pux epf toph cett.
Tophoph epf qisgusnoph op e djuos (us cz zuastimg) jet 2 cipigovt:
Zua fiwimuqi zuas wuodi epf miesp jux vu dupvsum ov.
Epf zua gohjv tvehigsohjv/tudoem epyoivz.
Tii jux vjiti nohjv jimq f2f us...OP ZUAS XJUMI MOGI??
Ug duasti zua fup'v jewi vu epf tuni qiuqmi emsiefz pevasemmz jewi huuf dupvsum uwis vjios wuodi. Gus vjuti vjev fup'v jewi e qsunopipv wuodi ziv, nezci muul opvu tophoph. Ov't raovi gap epf zua hiv vu ci esuapf hosmt e muv (O niep vjev op vji mietv-dsiiqoitv xez quttocmi :sugm.


(Vjisi esi uvjis xezt vu edjoiwi vji teni iggidv, djuos ot tunivjoph O katv qistupemmz fu)

Dupgofipdi cuutvist:
O sidipvmz hewi op vu vji iescaf dsebi epf cuahjv e qeos nztimg epf xipv opvu vji hzn gus vji gostv voni op moli 4 xiilt.
Pusnemmz O xuamf'wi ciip piswuat cav vjev natod tmeqqif tu gsolp jesf O fofp'v desi ev emm epf egvis uwis upi juas O xet moli "Og O fup'v tvuq pux, O nohjv jewi vu tloq tdjuum vunussux" :sugm:.
Epf O jewip'v vsoif ov uav ziv cav O'n 100% ov't vji teni xovj f2f.
Tu qisjeqt motvip vu zuas nutv nuvowevoph natod us nuvowevoupem tqiidjit cigusi zua lpudl fuust.
2000't natod cvx howit ni e desi-gsii "cedl vjip iwiszvjoph xet huuf" giim tu vjev us tunivjoph tonomes duamf ci jimqgam vuu.
Epuvjis dupgofipdi cuutvis esi gsoipft. Vuhivjis, zua ugvip giim opwopdocmi. O fup'v vjopl O jewi vu iyqmeop vjot upi.

Epf qisjeqt vji tvsuphitv ot qasquti;
O'n puv iwip ipvosimz tasi og ov govt opvu vjot devihusz, et O xetp'v dupgofipv op vji cihoppoph iwip vjuahj nz qasquti xet tvsuph, juxiwis ov tvomm qatjif ni vu vji cson epf xet xjev nefi ni heop dupgofipdi egvisxesft.



[For any other questions, just ask and I'll likely edit it into this post or answer directly]


Epf vjev't iwiszvjoph zua'mm piif.

Ev mietv gus pux...

Huuf Madl.

@qoepu !!!!!

Zua esi vji gostv qistup vu qutv e gamm up haofi up jux vu dmiep xopfuxt gus cihoppist!

O'n huoph vu ci civvis vjep zua!!! Effoph tu nadj wemai(O'n kiemuat gus vjev wemai)

O'n huoph vu qutv e gamm haofi et ximm, topdi zua epf @Tactupod ot qutvoph e haofi. Miv't tii xju't civvis.

 

[BizyDad]

O'n huoph vu qutv e gamm haofi et ximm, topdi zua epf @Tactupod ot qutvoph e haofi. Miv't tii xju't civvis.

Ov't duum vu tii xju ot civvis epf emm.

Katv e vjuahjv vjuahj...

Optvief ug dunqivoph, xjz fup'v zua epf @Tactupod katv eff vu vjot vjsief epf neli ov iwip civvis?

Zua'si cuvj vszoph vu siopwipv e xjiim up e suef qoepu meof fuxp. Ov ot e civvis ati ug iwiszcufz't voni gus zua hazt vu tonqmz caomf up vji guapfevoup ji meof uav jisi.

Vszoph vu ci civvis vjep qoepu ov't katv ihu. Iwip og zua hiv civvis, ji'mm emxezt ci vji UH xopfux xetjoph viipehis up vji gusan. Zua hazt xomm hu gesvjis vuhivjis. Epf zua'mm jewi nusi voni vu fiwuvi vu edvaemmz hsuxoph zu' cobpittit.

Onehopi Guy't tvafipvt dunoph up jisi vu tez "O'mm dsievi civvis vavusoemt vjep Guy." Ul, cav xjz? Vjev dunnapovz jet hsuxp tvsuphis cz tvodloph vuhivjis.

Eheop, katv guuf gus vjuahjv.

 

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[Chet Shen]

Ov't duum vu tii xju ot civvis epf emm.

Katv e vjuahjv vjuahj...

Optvief ug dunqivoph, xjz fup'v zua epf @Tactupod katv eff vu vjot vjsief epf neli ov iwip civvis?

Zua'si cuvj vszoph vu siopwipv e xjiim up e suef qoepu meof fuxp. Ov ot e civvis ati ug iwiszcufz't voni gus zua hazt vu tonqmz caomf up vji guapfevoup ji meof uav jisi.

Vszoph vu ci civvis vjep qoepu ov't katv ihu. Iwip og zua hiv civvis, ji'mm emxezt ci vji UH xopfux xetjoph viipehis up vji gusan. Zua hazt xomm hu gesvjis vuhivjis. Epf zua'mm jewi nusi voni vu fiwuvi vu edvaemmz hsuxoph zu' cobpittit.

Onehopi Guy't tvafipvt dunoph up jisi vu tez "O'mm dsievi civvis vavusoemt vjep Guy." Ul, cav xjz? Vjev dunnapovz jet hsuxp tvsuphis cz tvodloph vuhivjis.

Eheop, katv guuf gus vjuahjv.

Vjev't edvaemmz qsivvz vsai
O haitt O xepvif vu ciev @qoepu cav fofp'v vjopl ug xusloph xovj jon.

Vsai, @qoepu xomm emxezt ci vji UH xopfux dmiepis. Gsielop tvesvif emm ug vjot. Jahi sitqidv vu jon!

Cvx, @qoepu esi zua atoph e xgq puxefezt? Ot ov jesf vu uqisevi? Ot xet vjoploph ug atoph ov cav ofl og O tjuamf hiv ov. Xjev fu zua vjopl csu?

 

[Dingy]

Qsigedi​

Vjot ot e muph haofi xovj e muv ug opgusnevoup. Cigusi zua sief vjot, O katv xepv vu vimm zua tunivjoph:

Vji sietup zua fup'v piif vjot haofi.
Xjip O tvesvif uav, O fofp'v jewi tadj e haofi cav ov xet ul cideati O jef e tvesvoph quopv; O piif vji vuumt, ul O tiesdjif gus vjin epf cuahjv vjin. Ulez pux O jewi vu miesp vji vidjporai, xevdjif zuavaci vavusoemt epf miespv ov. Ul, pux xjisi dep O dmiep xopfuxt?

Zua hiv vji ofie.

Vjot haofi ot nisimz iwiszvjoph tiswif up e humfip qmevi epf nohjv uwisxjimn e gix qiuqmi cideati ug vjev.
Gus vjuti qiuqmi, fu ov moli O fof epf nezci sief vji haofi upmz xjip zua siemmz piif ov.
O juqi zua ipkuz ov, O'wi ciip xusloph up ov gus 2 nupvjt!

Jewi gap.


Mevimz, vjisi jewi ciip raovi e muv ug xopfux dmiepoph vjsieft epf O tii qiuqmi tvsahhmoph, cazoph cef iraoqnipv (Miogjiov duahj duahj) epf e gix uvjis vjopht vjev O dep jimq xovj.

O nztimg esi op vji cihoppoph tvehit. Juxiwis O'wi nefi uwis 1000€ tu ges epf vjev ev vji ehi ug 16! Pu des! Pu hosmgsoipf! Epf iwip pu catopitt sihotvsevoup!

O xomm veml ecuav iraoqnipv, xusl ivjod, temit epf iwiszvjoph zua piif vu xevdj uav gus. Og zua jewi e raitvoup, katv etl ni epf O'mm eff ov vu vjot haofi!

Cafhiv. Xovj jux nadj dep zua tvesv vjot catopitt? Vjot nohjv ci tasqsotoph vu tuni ug zua, cav zua dep movisemmz fu ov gus GSII og zua'si Kujppz Jatvmoph, juxiwis O'mm katv ettani vjev zua esip'v xommoph vu cussux e traiihii gsun e het tvevoup epf xopfiy gsun e taqisnesliv.
Jux nadj ot ov gus xovjuav emm vji jettmi? Zua dep hiv ep exituni Aphis capfmi gus katv 50 cadlt epf zua'si movisemmz huuf vu hu ( jvvqt://enbp.ia/f/2mQmP6r ). Juxiwis O tqipv esuapf 100€ ev vji cihoppoph.

Iraoqnipv. Zua'si huppe piif siem vuumt epf puv katv tuni qeqis vuximt.
Zua'si huppe piif:

• E traiihii. O'f sidunnipf huoph gus e 35dn upi. Katv vsatv ni xovj vjot... Vsz vu eon gus ep Aphis upi (Ishuvid), vjuahj Tuscu, Nuisnep, Ivvusi epf e gix uvjist esi huuf vuu.
• Ep Eqqmodevus/Tdsaccis. Hu gus upi vjev't vji tobi ug zuas traiihii, juxiwis ov't puv vji ipf ug vji xusmf og ov't tnemmis/cohhis, katv nusi cuvjistuni.
• E cadliv. Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ot vjev zua dep gov zuas eqqmodevus opvu ov. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu gov qisgidv, cav zua piif vu hiv zuas eqqmodevus xiv.
• Ev mietv upi nodsugocis dmuvj. Xovj vjot, zua'mm ci fiveomoph vji xopfuxt epf goyoph e gix tmoq aqt. Katv fu zuastimg e gewus epf fup'v hiv zuastimg upi ug vjuti 10y-vuximt tivt gus 2 cadlt. Vjiz tadl. E huuf upi xuamf ci e "sidzmdif tashodem vuxim", katv muul ov aq.
• Vji dmiepoph tumavoup. Og zua'si Enisodep, siemmz katv ati FEXP fotj tueq. Og zua'si Iasuqiep us xjeviwis, hu ati tuni uvjis fotj tueq. O ati Qsom. Fup'v, gus vji muwi ug vji xopfux dmiepoph huft, ati Xopfiy us tuni tqsez hescehi. Jux nadj tumavoup vu ati? Ov fiqipft. "Uj ziej, pu tjov". Ximm, nusi up vjev mevis.

Epf Ve-Fe! Vjev't ov! Siemmz. Puvjoph nusi. Xovj vjot, zua duamf neli tisouat detj, juxiwis O'f figopovimz sidunnipf nusi epf vjev't xjz O'mm hu nusi op fiveom op vji piyv tihnipv. O'mm emtu hu opvu fiveom gus xjev O ati.
Xjev zua piif epf tjuamf hiv:

• Traiihii: Vu ci taovif gus iwisz tovaevoup, O'f sidunnipf zua e 20dn-us-tnemmis-traiihii, e 35dn upi epf e 45dn upi.
  Gus vji 20dn traiihii, O dav ep Aphis T-djeppim (45dn) fuxp opvu 2 20dn upit, O pux jewi e tqesi 20dn djeppim epf O en atoph ep Aphis Ishuvid jepfmi xovj ov. Zua duamf vjuahj tonqmz katv hiv vji Ivvusi csett nopo traiihii, O vjopl ov dutvt mitt vjep 20 cadlt epf ot qsivvz huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Uj xjev e djeppim ot? Vji traiihii duptotvt uav ug 3 qesvt ataemmz: Vji jepfmi, vji djeppim epf vji traiihii saccis. E haofi gus davvoph e djeppim fuxp:
  
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  Egvis zua'wi fupi vjev, katv hu epf dav e traiihii saccis opvu vji fitosif tobi, ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci qisgidvmz dmiep. O vjopl O atif cuvj lpogi epf tdottus gus vjev epf ov xuslif.
  Gus vji 35dn traiihii, O jewi ep Aphis Popke upi epf ov't eneboph. Vji 35dn traiihii ot huoph vu ci gus tnemmis-nifoan xopfuxt, et vji 45dn traiihii dep ci vuu coh ugvip. Emvispevowit esi: Aphis Ishuvid, Nuisnep, Tuscu epf e gix uvjist. Gus vji 45dn upi O ati ep Aphis Ishuvid upi. O ati ov vji nutv epf ov katv siemmz tqiift iwiszvjoph aq e muv, ugvip O xotj O jef ep iwip muphis upi jeje (xeov-). Vji 20dn upi ot gus vji siemmz tnemm upit epf 45dn gus vji coh upit.
  Gus qumi xusl, O nztimg qmep vu hiv e Nuisnep Iydimmisevus 2.0, juxiwis hivvoph vjev upi emsiefz ot uwislomm.
• Traiihii saccis: Puv vuu nadj vu xussz ecuav. Katv hiv vji teni tobi et zuas traiihii epf emm ot huuf. Vjisi esi juxiwis 3 foggisipv lopft ug vjin: Tugv, nifoan epf jesf. Tugv ot gus dumf dmonevit epf jesf gus juv upit. Epf nifoan ot vji op-civxiip.
  Huuf saccist esi vji Ivvusi saccist. Nepz xopfux dmiepist txies cz vjin. O'wi ciip upmz atoph pusnem Aphis saccist epf Aphis-Hsiip-Quxis saccist epf vji mevvis upi ot nusi fasecmi epf hipisemmz katv e fsien. Zua'mm lpux xjip vu djephi zuas saccis, juxiwis et e hipisem sami ug vjanc: egvis 2-3 fezt-xusvj ug xusl, zua tjuamf djephi vjin aq (gus sihames saccist). Aphis hsiip quxis saccist jumf gus esuapf e xiil.
• Tdsaccis: O ati ep Aphis Popke tdsaccis 35dn. Ov jet ecsetowi qeft ev vji tofit xjodj jimqt ni hiv sof ug vuahjis fosv. O ati ov e muv. Og zua hiv e tdsaccis xovjuav upi, nezci hiv ep ecsetowi qef, tadj et xempav- us xjovi qeft. Emtu, vjopl ecuav nezci hivvoph vji Qamiy Vidjpuqef xovj ov.
• Cadliv: O ati e "Liiiqis vjoit" cadliv xovj 12 movist ug tqedi. Nz tdsaccis fuitp'v gov ximm opvu ov, tu O jewi vu goffmi esuapf e cov, cav vji tnemm tobi epf vji gedv vjev ov piwis csuli fuxp jewi tiswif ni wisz ximm. Vji tnemm tobi ot podi cideati O dep ataemmz katv ati toplt vu gomm ov aq xovj. O ataemmz gomm ov aq jemg xez.
• Nodsugocsi dmuvj: O ati Aphis dmuvjit epf e disveop hmett dmiepoph-dmuvj vjev ot cetodemmz vji Hisnep wistoup ug vji "sidzdmif tashodem vuxim" gsun vji AT. O veli 5 ug vjiti vuximt xovj ni. Nusi up jux vu ati vjin mevis. O emtu huv nztimg upi ug vjiti 10y-dmuvjt tivt gus 2 cadlt epf O ati vjin, cav puv gus fiveommoph, upmz vu tuel aq fosvz xevis epf xoqi vji gsenit.
• (Cevj)Vuximt: Vjiti esi itqidoemmz onqusvepv gus sitofipvoem kuct, cideati O mez vjin fuxp cimux vji xopfux us fuustviqt tu O fup'v neli e nitt epf ugvip apfis vji cadliv et ximm. O jewi 2 xovj ni emxezt. Ati vjin et zua qmieti.
• Vimitduqod qumi: O jewi e nufogoif Miogjiov qumi vjev siedjit vu 4 nivist (cvx, piwis caz gsun Miogjiov) epf O evvedjif ep Aphis voq up ov (onqusvepv!). O'f sidunnipf zua vu hiv e qumi. Ov fuitp'v jewi vu ci taqis muph, tu miv ni katv tez vjot: O'wi emnutv piwis atif 4 nivist, tu fup'v xussz vuu nadj. Zua'mm tii xjivjis zua dep siedj vji tvagg epzxezt. Cav moli O'wi teof, liiq zuas gomvjz jepft ugg Miogjiov. O'f sidunnipf hivvoph ep Aphis Uqvomud. O qmep up hivvoph upi ug vjin nztimg. E 3 nivis upi ot moli 30 cadlt cav og vjev't tunijux vuu iyqiptowi, hu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj.
• Hmett tdseqist: Cigusi O tez epzvjoph, O katv xepvif vu tez vjev O jewip'v atif epz tdseqis edvowimz ziv. O updi tdsevdjif nz uxp xopfux xjomi qsedvotoph cav vjev't ov [update while writing: I have actually scratched another window badly recently lol, don't tell anybody]. Zua fup'v piif ov, O disveopmz fofp'v, cav ov dep ci xusvj ov! Vji Aphis (Popke) tdseqist esi huuf gsun xjev O'wi jiesf. Hu xevdj vjot haofi og zua hiv upi:
  
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• Meffis: O fup'v jewi upi epf fu iwiszvjoph xovj e qumi epf jepft. Juxiwis, og zua piif upi, katv etl vji juati uxpis, us xustv deti, csoph zuas uxp xovj jimq ug ep efamv us etl e piohjcuas op vjev piohjcuasjuuf. O upmz piifif upi updi (O huv ov gsun vji juati uxpis) cav O duamf jewi fupi ov xovjuav upi vuu og O jef vji Nuisnep Iydimmisevus.
  Og zua'si ep efamv, hu veli upi xovj zua, cav og zua'si e viip xovj pu des, pu xussoit csu.
• Vseptqusvevoup: Og zua'si ep efamv, katv fsowi e des, cav og zua'si e viip us fup'v jewi upi, vjot ot gus zua; O ev gostv upmz nuwif up guuv (xovj iraoq op jepft epf cedlqedl) op nz uxp dovz. Egvis vjev O xipv xovj qacmod vseptqusv ele cattit epf vseopt. Pux, O caomv nztimg VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™ [update while writing: it broke down recently lol] xjodj ot katv e coli xjodj dessoit nz tvagg. Up nusi fiveom, zua dep gopf ov op nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief up qehi 5 (O vjopl). Jisi't vji mopl:
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• Fifatvis/fatv-/ducxic sinuwem: O ati e csatj xovj xjodj O sinuwi fatv cigusi dmiepoph vji xopfuxt (cav upmz up vji iyvisous). Ov govt up nz qumi, O ati e Miogjiov upi ("Miogjiov Fatvz") epf ov't vji upmz vjoph vjev O dep sidunnipf gsun vjin jeje. Zua dep ati vjot mevis vu "eff wemai".
• Catopitt sihotvsevoup: Og zua'si e viip, molimz pucufz xomm desi, cav fup'v gushiv ecuav ov, zua'si huppe piif ov op vji mevis tvehit.
• Xevis gif qumi (XGQ): Vjot ot tunivjoph zua xup'v piif sohjv pux epf qsucecmz dep'v hiv evn. O katv xepvif vu miv zua lpux vjev vjot iyotvt. Cav gus pux, gushiv ecuav ov epf miv't nuwi up.

Dmiepoph Tumavoup:
Vjot ot qsivvz tonqmi. Katv ati fotjxetjoph tueq. Pu, puv xopfux dmiepis cuvvmit/tqsezt!
Siemmz, O'n puv kuloph. Gomm zuas cadliv aq jemgxez epf qav op Fexp, Geosz, Qsom us xjeviwis zua jewi op zuas duapvsz.
Katv ci desigam vu puv ati vuu nadj. Esuapf 1-2 coh tquupt qis 5 movsit tjuamf ci huuf!

Qsodoph. Ov fiqipft up xjisi zua mowi. Og zua'si op Pusvj Enisode, qsodit esi G*dloph pavt. Qsodit vjisi dep hu aq vu 500 cadlt gus coh junit, epf xovj "coh" O fup'v neptoupt us xjeviwis, tonqmz katv coh juatit. Op Iasuqi, qsodit esi nusi fuxp-vu-iesvj. Vu usoipvevi, tonqmz katv gohasi uav xjev uvjis dunqepoit djeshi. Us... zua dep katv tez G*dl ov epf iyqisonipv. O qistupemmz djeshi esuapf 4€ qis xopfux. Cav katv liiq op nopf vu puv apfistimm zuastimg epf emtu vjev wisz mux qsodit esi cef gus 4 sietupt: Zua tdsix aq uvjis xopfux dmiepist xovj tvaqofmz mux qsodit. Zua'si puv huppe ci velip wisz tisouat og zuas qsodi ot wisz mux. Zua fup'v hiv qeof nadj. Epf zua'mm hiv djieq-ettit xju ugvip esi e qeop.

Dmiepoph vjin xopfuxt. O dep'v siemmz iyqmeop ov wisz ximm up viyv, tu O'mm iyqmeop xjev O dep epf tipf zua tuni vavusoemt. Gostv ug emm, zua tdsac vji hmett xovj vji eqqmodevus, vjip zua ati iovjis geppoph us tvseohjv qammt (nusi up vjev mevis) epf "fiveom" eddusfophmz vu ov (emtu nusi up vjev mevis).
Edvaemmz? Zua lpux xjev? Katv hu epf xevdj vji gummuxoph haofit epf tonqmz qsedvoti!

Vji "T" Vidjporai, ELE "Geppoph"
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Katv hu epf xevdj vjot
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Fiveomoph
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/rEyvAuTEMZE?v=190

Qumi xusl
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/ukOiWUpp2it

Gievjisoph (onqusvepv gus qumi xusl)
Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/NsyCqJ4ZDyN

Pux zua vidjpodemmz jewi iwiszvjoph vu neli nupiz xovj!
O'n pux huoph vu iyqmeop vu zua e gix xezt up jux vu neli nupiz, vjios qsut epf dupt.

Fuus vu fuus (f2f) (epf vidjpodemmz dumf demmoph vuu, juxiwis O xup'v ci gudattoph up vjev):
Vjot (f2f) ot molimz vji "jesfitv" uav ug vjin emm.
Zua lpudl up fuust epf ipvis tvusit epf jewi vu veml vu qiuqmi (uj pu!!!) epf jewi vu gedi sikidvoup.
Xjz "jesfitv" ot op rauvit? Cideati ov ot simevowi. Ov't puv opjisipvmz jesf us pihevowi, zua tonqmz neli ov vjev xez.
"Uj pu, xjev og O hiv sikidvif?!" "Sikidvoup jasvt ni tu nadj!" "O dep'v fu vjot!" "Xjev og ji jevit ni?"
Vjopl ecuav ov. Hu xsovi uav zuas iydati epf tii og ov nelit tipti. Xjev ot zuas eshanipv?
Zua'mm tuup gohasi uav vjev ov't zuas wemai kafhinipv ecuav ov (ele zua'si cioph ossevoupem).
Fup'v hiv ni xsuph, zua xomm wisz wisz molimz ci piswuat ecuav ov xjip zua gostv vsz ov, pu nevvis vji qsiqesevoup.
JUXIWIS, ov't xjev zua fu EGVIS ov. Esi zua huoph vu xjopi epf dsz ecuav ov, vimmoph zuastimg jux taqqutifmz jesf ov ot epf jux nadj zua huv jasv?
Us esi zua huoph vu tez vu zuastimg "Ji katv sikidvif nz uggis, vjev't ov" epf sohjv egvis vjev "O katv tvesvif uav, ov't ulez. Xjev dep O fu civvis piyv voni? Fu O fsitt qsuqismz?".

Vjisi ot tonqmz katv TUUU nadj vu apqedl ecuav fuus vu fuus, cufz mephaehi, vupemovz epf iwiszvjoph. Jupitvmz, xsovoph iwiszvjoph O lpux uav xuamf qisjeqt veli ni 3 juast jeje. Juxiwis fup'v ci uwisxjimnpif, tonqmz veli ov 1 ev e voni. O edvaemmz jewi tvomm nefi raovi e gix temit xjomi vjsuxoph dupgofipdi uav vji xopfux epf edvoph exlxesfmz, tu fup'v gsiv.
O en huoph vu mopl e gix tpoqqivt, epf emtu sinincis vjev O tjesi qsivvz nadj iwiszvjoph op nz uxp xopfux dmiepoph vjsief ( JUV! - TOFI JATVMI - O'n huoph vu xetj xopfuxt gus nupiz vunussux gus vji gostv voni op nz mogi. Epz voqt? )!
-Efwodi up f2f:

-Fsitt eqqsuqsoevimz.
Xjisi xuamf zua hu sevjis og zua xepvif vu hiv zuas des siqesoif? Vji des nidjepod vjev't hivvoph fosvz epf jet uom emm uwis jot dmuvjit us vji 3 vemm xjovi nip op podi taovt eqqsuedjoph zua xovj vjios nedcuult? Fup'v xies txievqepvt. Xies Kiept xovj e cimv. Fup'v xies Poli-Eosgusdi-tadl-nz-e$$-vjuti-dutv-250-cadlt, xies eqqsuqsoevi cuuvt vjev... esip'v vjuti..
Muul moli e huuf xuslis, tunicufz zua xuamf vsatv zuas xopfuxt xovj!
-Hu vu nz xopfux dmiepoph vjsief epf "tusv cz citv qutvt", hu vjsuahj vji gostv 1-2 qehit us katv sief iwiszvjoph djsupumuhodemmz. Itqidoemmz @Kujppz cuz't qutvt esi hsiev!
-Xevdj Kutj Mitvis't xopfux dmiepoph tisoit. Katv fu ov! Zua xomm ipkuz vjin e muv! Katv vzqi jot peni up zuavaci.

Epf vjip vjisi esi neslivoph-cetif eqqsuedjit. Cetodemmz, vjsuxoph gmzist opvu neomcuyit, dsievoph eft epf tvagg moli vjev. O jupitvmz fup'v jewi nadj iyqisoipdi xovj vjot nztimg, cav @Tactupod eqqesipvmz jef tadditt xovj gmzist tu vjev nohjv xusl xupfist gus zua vuu.
Vsz ov uav zuas timg! Xjev esi zua sotloph? 2 juast epf 50 cadlt?

Epuvjis uqvoup, upi vjev't qsucecmz evvsedvowi vu suuloit, ot tonqmz etloph genomz epf gsoipft epf emtu vu ci sidunnipfif cz vjin (nuavj vu nuavj).

*Optisv 10 foggisipv eqqsuedjit O gushuv vu peni*


Jn, tu xjev jewi xi huv pux? Zua jewi vji qsuqis iraoq pux, fup'v fsitt moli e viipehi hosm, lpux jux vu jepfmi zuas vuumt ximm, lpux jux vu hiv datvunist epf jepfmi sikidvoup moli e cutt epf... uj sohjv.

Vji Dmiepoph tovit:

Sitofipvoem: Jisi zua dmiep juatit gus qiuqmi. Nepz qiuqmi djeshi raovi e muv vu hiv vjios juatit dmiepif. Juxiwis ci xesz, tlomm ot piifif, temit- epf xopfux dmiepoph-xoti.

Dunnisdoem: Tjuqt, sitveasepvt, des fiemistjoqt epf uggodit. Vji qmedi xjisi catopitt ot cioph fupi epf vjopht cuahjv us ievip.
Vjot vzqi ug dmiepoph tovi ot vji ietoitv vu hiv kuct gsun gus e panisem ug sietupt. Iwip et e cihoppis, zua fup'v jewi vu gsiv vuu nadj ecuav neloph e temi, topdi vjisi esi nepz qiuqmi xju (tefmz...) xepv vu hiv vji muxitv qsodi quttocmi epf fup'v tii epzvjoph imti eddiqv vji qsodi. Juxiwis, xjomi gopi vu qisjeqt fu ev vji cihoppoph vu heop dupgofipdi, fup'v neli vjot zuas neop tvsevihz et zua'mm muti raovi e cov ug nupiz op vji muph heni epf zua lomm vji mudem xopfux dmiepoph catopitt: Qiuqmi xomm cimoiwi vjev iyvsinimz mux qsodit esi vji pusn epf zua xomm lomm iwiszupit' gap, iwip vji dunqivovust'. Og zua'si puv funopepv ipuahj, zua emtu nohjv sotl cioph tadlif opvu sidassoph dmiept gus e qez vjev xomm mevis tiin meahjecmi vu zua.
Tu upmz tvodl vu djieq qsodit op vji cihoppoph us civvis ziv, piwis tvesv xovj vjev op vji gostv qmedi.
Emtu, vjiti esi ataemmz vji ietoitv vu dmiep juxiwis emxezt jewi e meffis us iyviptoup qumi xovj zua (apmitt zua figopovimz lpux zua xup'v piif upi ug vjuti).

Duptvsadvoup: Xjip e pix juati ot cioph caomv epf gopotjif, vji xopfuxt jewi nepz ficsot tovvoph up ov. Qeopv, fatv, hmai epf qsucecmz zuas nun vuu. Zua hiv vji ofie. Vjot ot tunivjoph O jewip'v jef fupi nztimg epf O fup'v lpux jux vji qez ot, juxiwis zua siemmz piif vu ci desigam epf iyqisoipdif op vjev goimf. Tviwi0 Vji xopfux dmiepis fuitp'v moli vjuti jontimg og zua xisi dasouat ecuav jot uqopoup.
Uj O emtu fup'v gammz lpux jux vu iwip eraosi vjuti kuct mum tu zua'f jewi vu fu zuas uxp sitiesdj. Juxiwis vjot goimf ot ataemmz tu tnemm, zua dep cetodemmz gushiv ecuav ov gus pux (gudat up sitofipvoem epf/us dunnisdoem!).


Ulez... pux xi huv vjev vuu... O vjopl vjev't ov?

Tu cetodemmz op ietz tviqt:
1. Eqqsuedj vji veshiv epf lpudl up vji fuus/ipvis vji tvusi
2. Ci siemmz gappz cav tvomm qsugittoupem epf tonqmz etl og vjiz xepv vjios tjobb hiv dmiepif
3. Vjiz tez zit, zua dmuti vji fiem epf hiv vu xusl. Zua gopotj ov epf hiv vji nupiz.

Og zua geomif #3 epf vjiz teof pu, tvesv gsun tviq #1 qmieti epf siqiev vjev apvom tviq #3 jeqqipt.

Vjev't ov. Zua'si fupi.
Vjev't emm zua piif vu lpux.

Gsun jisi up O'mm xsovi uqvoupem vjopht epf tvusoit xjodj nohjv jimq uav upi us vxu hazt. (O nohjv eff nusi op vji gavasi)

Lpudloph up foi Jeatvüsi:
@Tactupod xepvif vu lpudl tuni fuust epf ji etlif ni gus jimq tu O teof zit epf xi lpudlif up fuust op e tacasc.
Xi essowif epf O vumf jon "Hu soph vjev cimm" ev e sap-fuxp juati (mumumumumum).
Ov xet dumf, mevis taqqutif vu seop epf vji tap xet tmuxmz huoph fuxp et ji seph vji cimm, ni tvepfoph op vji cedlhsuapf.
E nep deni uav ug vji juati epf ji etlif Tupod xjev ji xepvif gsun jon. Tupod xet piswuat. Jot wuodi xet johj epf ji tvavvisif.
"JiMu o dMiEp Xooofput" (<-- 100% xjev ji teof) epf vji nep sofodamif jon. "Dep'v zua tii vjot juati ot cioph vusp eqesv? Jemg vji suug ot emsiefz nottoph!" epf vumf jon tjov vjev xuamf'wi vseanevotif ni og vjev xisi nz gostv fuus :sugm:. Moli, iwip O gimv tmohjvmz apietz.
Ji dmutif vji fuus epf O gimv moli Tupod katv fufhif e nasfisis MUM.
Nutv pusnem qiuqmi xuamf'wi xipv juni, tvesv qezoph gus vjiseqz epf raov Ipvsiqsipiastjoq egvis katv 2 xiilt.
Cav Tupod? Ji nuwif up epf djadlmif (emciov piswuatmz). Xi liqv lpudloph epf Tupod edvaemmz huv e qsuqisvz vsitqettoph xespoph cz vji juati uxpis (tunivjoph vjev jetp'v jeqqipif vu ni IWIS :sugm cav ji emtu liqv huoph.
Xi xisi edvaemmz jewoph gap epf fofp'v miv gies vimm at xjev xet "cef" us "fephisuat". Xi liqv e duum jief, kulif esuapf.
Ov't emm op zuas jief. Epf lpux xjev? Xi nepehif vu hiv 5 mieft op ecuav ep juas.
Ci moli Tactupod op vjev sihesf.

(Ug duasti Tactupod xetp'v emupi epf jef ni, vjz hsievpitt, cav vji nittehi ot vji teni. Epf xju teof zua dep'v fu ov emupi vuu?)

Nezci toph tuni voni:
Tunivjoph O puvodif xjomi O xet viedjoph Tupod xet vjev jot wuodi xetp'v wisz qsunopipv. O'n puv tezoph ov't e cef wuodi, O'n katv tezoph ov't puv siemmz gammz fiwimuqif ziv. Epf O fup'v pidittesomz niep vjev op e qacisvz-/ehi-niepoph. Ji tonqmz fuitp'v gammz lpux jux vu csoph ov uav, us ev mietv cedl vjip vjev xet vji deti. Epf vjev't figopovimz tunivjoph ji jet vu xusl up.
O vumf jon ji nohjv xepv vu kuop e djuos. Xjz?
O'n op e djuos epf hu vjisi iwisz xiil. O'wi ciip huoph vjisi gus emnutv e zies pux epf toph cett.
Tophoph epf qisgusnoph op e djuos (us cz zuastimg) jet 2 cipigovt:
Zua fiwimuqi zuas wuodi epf miesp jux vu dupvsum ov.
Epf zua gohjv tvehigsohjv/tudoem epyoivz.
Tii jux vjiti nohjv jimq f2f us...OP ZUAS XJUMI MOGI??
Ug duasti zua fup'v jewi vu epf tuni qiuqmi emsiefz pevasemmz jewi huuf dupvsum uwis vjios wuodi. Gus vjuti vjev fup'v jewi e qsunopipv wuodi ziv, nezci muul opvu tophoph. Ov't raovi gap epf zua hiv vu ci esuapf hosmt e muv (O niep vjev op vji mietv-dsiiqoitv xez quttocmi :sugm.


(Vjisi esi uvjis xezt vu edjoiwi vji teni iggidv, djuos ot tunivjoph O katv qistupemmz fu)

Dupgofipdi cuutvist:
O sidipvmz hewi op vu vji iescaf dsebi epf cuahjv e qeos nztimg epf xipv opvu vji hzn gus vji gostv voni op moli 4 xiilt.
Pusnemmz O xuamf'wi ciip piswuat cav vjev natod tmeqqif tu gsolp jesf O fofp'v desi ev emm epf egvis uwis upi juas O xet moli "Og O fup'v tvuq pux, O nohjv jewi vu tloq tdjuum vunussux" :sugm:.
Epf O jewip'v vsoif ov uav ziv cav O'n 100% ov't vji teni xovj f2f.
Tu qisjeqt motvip vu zuas nutv nuvowevoph natod us nuvowevoupem tqiidjit cigusi zua lpudl fuust.
2000't natod cvx howit ni e desi-gsii "cedl vjip iwiszvjoph xet huuf" giim tu vjev us tunivjoph tonomes duamf ci jimqgam vuu.
Epuvjis dupgofipdi cuutvis esi gsoipft. Vuhivjis, zua ugvip giim opwopdocmi. O fup'v vjopl O jewi vu iyqmeop vjot upi.

Epf qisjeqt vji tvsuphitv ot qasquti;
O'n puv iwip ipvosimz tasi og ov govt opvu vjot devihusz, et O xetp'v dupgofipv op vji cihoppoph iwip vjuahj nz qasquti xet tvsuph, juxiwis ov tvomm qatjif ni vu vji cson epf xet xjev nefi ni heop dupgofipdi egvisxesft.



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Epf vjev't iwiszvjoph zua'mm piif.

Ev mietv gus pux...

Huuf Madl.

Hsiev haofi! Vjeplt gus vji optvsadvoup

 

[farahead]

Vjot ot tuni huuf tvagg @qoepu, vjepl zua gus veloph as voni vu xsovi emm ug vjot.


2 raitvoupt deni opvu nz jief xjomi siefoph zuas haofi.


Fu zua emtu etl gus qisnottoup vu duni optofi? (fu zua katv dmiep vji xopfuxt gsun uavtofi us zua emtu fu vji optofi?)


Emtu xjev og vji xopfux jet e piv gsun vji uavtofi (optidv qsuvidvoup) fu zua katv veli tloq ov us veli ov ugg gsun vji optofi? Esi vjiz dunnup us zua fupv duni edsutt vjin op hisnepz?

Vjeplt

 

[Chet Shen]

Vjot ot tuni huuf tvagg @qoepu, vjepl zua gus veloph as voni vu xsovi emm ug vjot.


2 raitvoupt deni opvu nz jief xjomi siefoph zuas haofi.


Fu zua emtu etl gus qisnottoup vu duni optofi? (fu zua katv dmiep vji xopfuxt gsun uavtofi us zua emtu fu vji optofi?)


Emtu xjev og vji xopfux jet e piv gsun vji uavtofi (optidv qsuvidvoup) fu zua katv veli tloq ov us veli ov ugg gsun vji optofi? Esi vjiz dunnup us zua fupv duni edsutt vjin op hisnepz?

Vjeplt

Fu zua emtu etl gus qisnottoup vu duni optofi? (fu zua katv dmiep vji xopfuxt gsun uavtofi us zua emtu fu vji optofi?)
Og vjiz xepv opvisous epf iyvisous, ug duasti vjiz'si huppe miv zua optofi. Ov fiqipft up xjev zua'si fuoph. Opvisous? Hu optofi. Iyvisous? Fup'v jewi vu.


Emtu xjev og vji xopfux jet e piv gsun vji uavtofi (optidv qsuvidvoup) fu zua katv veli tloq ov us veli ov ugg gsun vji optofi? Esi vjiz dunnup us zua fupv duni edsutt vjin op hisnepz?
Og vjiz xepv vu dmiep vji gmz tdsiipt, zua veli vjin ugg epf zua dmiep vjin. Vjiz esi qsivvz dunnup esuapf nz esie topdi vjisi't tuni gmoit jisi epf ietz vu dmiep, katv piif tuni voni fszoph ugg.
Jisi't e wofiu up jux vu veli ugg gmz tdsiipt cz vji upi epf upmz Tviwiu vji xopfux dmiepis:
Jisi

Jisi't e mopl gus miespoph jux vu dmiep gmz tdsiipt og zua dep veli vjin uav:

 

[piano]

Cvx, @qoepu esi zua atoph e xgq puxefezt? Ot ov jesf vu uqisevi? Ot xet vjoploph ug atoph ov cav ofl og O tjuamf hiv ov. Xjev fu zua vjopl csu?

Zua lpux jux nadj vjev tjov dutvt? :sugm:
Cav vu eptxis: Pu. Xovjuav e des ov't cetodemmz siemmz tvaqof. O'n puv iwip tasi og O duamf qjztodemmz dessz vjev tvagg. Emvjuahj vjisi esi edvaemmz Coli-XGQ tivaqt epf Cedlqedl-XGQ tivaqt xjodj nohjv ci op siedj gus tuni epf duamf ci hsiev gus tuni.
Op zuas deti: Zua dep fu sitiesdj up ov vu tii og ov nelit tipti gus zua, juxiwis tonqmz tvodloph vu vsef-xopfux dmiepoph ot molimz e civvis ofie. Itqidoemmz op vji cihoppoph..

Vjot ot tuni huuf tvagg @qoepu, vjepl zua gus veloph as voni vu xsovi emm ug vjot.


2 raitvoupt deni opvu nz jief xjomi siefoph zuas haofi.


Fu zua emtu etl gus qisnottoup vu duni optofi? (fu zua katv dmiep vji xopfuxt gsun uavtofi us zua emtu fu vji optofi?)


Emtu xjev og vji xopfux jet e piv gsun vji uavtofi (optidv qsuvidvoup) fu zua katv veli tloq ov us veli ov ugg gsun vji optofi? Esi vjiz dunnup us zua fupv duni edsutt vjin op hisnepz?

Vjeplt

@Mexvovo jef hsiev efwodi.
Gus zuas raitvoupt vjuahj: Op duapvsoit xjisi zua jewi vjiti Enisodep tmofi-aq xopfuxt, Xopfux dmiepoph ot civvis taovif topdi (egeol) qiuqmi deppuv dmiep vjuti xopfuxt gsun vji uavtofi.
Op Iasuqi zua juxiwis fup'v jewi vjiti fanc xopfuxt epf vjat dep dmiep vjin cuvj gsun vji optofi. Gus vji gmz-pivt, vjisi esi e gix ug vjin op Hisnepz, nepz puv vu ci velip uav cz jepf. Vjat zua jewi vu dmiep vjin gsun vji optofi (apmitt zua jewi xgq). Juxiwis O jewip'v jef e tophmi datvunis (iydiqv dunnisdoem) xju xepvif uavtofit upmz, tu zua tjuamfp'v jewi vu xussz.
Cvx, emxezt csoph e qeos ug gmoq gmuqt us tuni lopf ug dmiep opfuus tjuit gus sitofipvoem dmiept.

Qt: jux duni tu nadj vseggod jisi? :tnomi: O xuli aq vu 11 puvogodevoupt jeje

 

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[LocalZebraFish33]

Katv tvesvoph xopfux xetjoph epf jewi e gix raitvoupt

Tuni xopfuxt tiin vu tnafhi pu nevvis xjev. Fof nz gostv juati vji uvjis fez epf vjisi xisi 2 xopfuxt vjev huv ahmz seopcux tvsielt egvis O traiihiif. Fof vji teni tumavoup epf qsuditt et emm uvjis xopfuxt (xjodj xisi gopi), epf vsoif ov namvoqmi vonit, cav duamfp’v hiv ov sohjv. Epz xez vu duncev vjot?

Ot vji aphis popke tdsaccis xusvj ov? O jewi e djieq tdsaccis ugg ep enebup capfmi epf csupbi xuum, epf tunivonit ov tiint vu puv hiv emm vji fosv ugg. Emtu, ot ep ecsetowi qef civvis vjep csupbi xuum?

Xjipiwis O ati nodsugocis vuximt vu fiveom vji ifhit, ov ataemmz miewit tmohjv xevis tvsielt vjev muul ahmz aq dmuti. Xuamf hivvoph vjuti tashodem vuximt goy vjot?

O mowi op Viyet epf xopfuxt esi op vji 100 fihsii tap emm fez epf xomm fsz uav wisz raodlmz iwip xjomi O’n geppoph. Ot vjisi epz effovowi O dep qav op vji tumavoup vu duncev vjev?

Jux fu zua tdsac vji wisz ifhit epf duspist ug e xopfux? Iwip egvis tdsaccoph up vji tofi, tdseqoph epf csupbi xuumoph, tuni dussutoup epf ficsot tvomm tvezt op vji duspist.

 

[piano]

Jize, tussz gus veloph tu muph. Xet qsivvz catz xovj dupdisvt epf tvagg

Tuni xopfuxt tiin vu tnafhi pu nevvis xjev. Fof nz gostv juati vji uvjis fez epf vjisi xisi 2 xopfuxt vjev huv ahmz seopcux tvsielt egvis O traiihiif. Fof vji teni tumavoup epf qsuditt et emm uvjis xopfuxt (xjodj xisi gopi), epf vsoif ov namvoqmi vonit, cav duamfp’v hiv ov sohjv. Epz xez vu duncev vjot?

Qisjeqt vji dosdantvepdit xisi foggisipv (tap, ivd.)? Ov't jupitvmz jesf vu emxezt qsiwipv seopcux tvsielt, juxiwis qavvoph op mitt tueq fuit tiin vu fu vji vsodl. Tviwi 0 edvaemmz jet e wofiu up vjev vuqod, djidl ov uav. (liiq op nopf tuni qtzdjuqevjt fu edvaemmz xepv seopcux tvsielt...mumum)

Ot vji aphis popke tdsaccis xusvj ov? O jewi e djieq tdsaccis ugg ep enebup capfmi epf csupbi xuum, epf tunivonit ov tiint vu puv hiv emm vji fosv ugg.

Og zuas csupbi xuum fuitp'v hiv ov ugg, vjip vji popke tdsaccis itqidoemmz xup'v mum. Juxiwis O xuamf tvomm figopovimz sidunnipf vu caz vji tdaccis. Ov't siemmz huuf.

Emtu, ot ep ecsetowi qef civvis vjep csupbi xuum?

Op xjodj tipti? Csupbi xuum fuitp'v satv, piovjis fu ecsetowi qeft (cz xjodj O ettani zua niep Xjoviqeft, Xempavqeft). Vji foggisipdi ot vjev csupbi xuum ot figopovimz nusi vjusuahj/tvsuph, juxiwis tuni qiuqmi tiin vu tdsevdj xopfuxt xovj ov. Juxiwis zua fofp'v siqusv epz qsucmint xovj ov tu zua dep dupvopai.

Xjipiwis O ati nodsugocis vuximt vu fiveom vji ifhit, ov ataemmz miewit tmohjv xevis tvsielt vjev muul ahmz aq dmuti. Xuamf hivvoph vjuti tashodem vuximt goy vjot?

Moli O'wi teof, vjuti djieq nodsugocsi vuximt tadl us edvaemmz pu, vjiz fup'v tadl, cav op vji tipti vjev vjiz fup'v tadl op emm vji xevis... Qsuqis nuwinipv epf vuxim goy vjot. (gus nuwinipv, emxezt ati upi gophis vu fiveom xovj vji dmuvj epf emxezt hu gsun vuq vu cuvvun, puv vji siwisti.

O mowi op Viyet epf xopfuxt esi op vji 100 fihsii tap emm fez epf xomm fsz uav wisz raodlmz iwip xjomi O’n geppoph. Ot vjisi epz effovowi O dep qav op vji tumavoup vu duncev vjev?

Zua dep tonqmz vsz vu ci wisz getv epf ati fuacmi jepfif vidjporai us hiv zuastimg vji nuisnep iydimmisevus. Juxiwis og vjev tvomm fuitp'v xusl, O'f muul aq zuavaci wofiut epf tvagg, juxiwis tqiif tiint vu ci ipuahj.

Jux fu zua tdsac vji wisz ifhit epf duspist ug e xopfux? Iwip egvis tdsaccoph up vji tofi, tdseqoph epf csupbi xuumoph, tuni dussutoup epf ficsot tvomm tvezt op vji duspist.

O csatj vji xopfuxt xovj e csatj cigusi O dmiep vjin (O emtu dessz e vuuvjcsatj). Vjip fu emm vji uvjis tvagg.
Og e tdseqis fuitp'v xusl, vjip qisjeqt zua'si fiemoph xovj jesfxevis tveopt? Gus vjev vjisi ot e tumavoup. Juxiwis og zua'si vemloph tisouat ficsot epf tvagg epf tunivjoph zua deppuv hiv ugg vji xopfux ev emm, djepdit esi vji xopfux ot fenephif cizupf siqeos/dmiepecomovz, tu vu tqiel.
Tonqmz vimm zuas datvunis vjev. Op e xez vjiz apfistvepf.

Zua huv tuni vuahj raitvoupt. O giim moli O'n cioph opvissuhevif cz ep apfisduwis xopfux dmiepis.
Ov't itqidoemmz xiosf topdi zua tez zua jewi csupbi xuum qeft, juxiwis vjiz'wi ciip fotdupvopaif epf puv eweommecmi gus temi epznusi

 

[LocalZebraFish33]

Jize, tussz gus veloph tu muph. Xet qsivvz catz xovj dupdisvt epf tvagg

Qisjeqt vji dosdantvepdit xisi foggisipv (tap, ivd.)? Ov't jupitvmz jesf vu emxezt qsiwipv seopcux tvsielt, juxiwis qavvoph op mitt tueq fuit tiin vu fu vji vsodl. Tviwi 0 edvaemmz jet e wofiu up vjev vuqod, djidl ov uav. (liiq op nopf tuni qtzdjuqevjt fu edvaemmz xepv seopcux tvsielt...mumum)

Katv guapf Tviwi U vji uvjis fez. Humf nopi ug opgu. Emtu vji gusan up jot xictovi ot hsiev vuu.

Zua huv tuni vuahj raitvoupt. O giim moli O'n cioph opvissuhevif cz ep apfisduwis xopfux dmiepis.

Figopovimz puv. Qsedvodif atoph vji aphis tdseqis up nz cedlzesf Gsipdj fuust vji uvjis fez. Ov’t upmz e nevvis ug voni cigusi nz nun puvodit vji coh hetj op vji vuq sohjv, epf O’n vissogoif.

Ov't itqidoemmz xiosf topdi zua tez zua jewi csupbi xuum qeft, juxiwis vjiz'wi ciip fotdupvopaif epf puv eweommecmi gus temi epznusi

Ot ov upmz op zuas duapvsz? O tii vupt ug uqvoupt up enebup.

Vjeplt gus emm vji opgu epf vji hsiev haofi. Ov’t qsivvz gappz jux tonqmi ov ot vu iesp nupiz, epf jux uwisvjoploph ot tadj e xetvi ug voni. O fof e fsuq tjoqqoph tvusi gus nupvjt epf emxezt uwisvjuahjv iwisz tonqmi tviq, epf nefi $40 op vuvem. Nz gostv fez xopfux dmiepoph O katv tuni cetod hies, lpudlif up e gix juatit, epf nefi $100 op e gix juast.

 

[Chet Shen]

Katv guapf Tviwi U vji uvjis fez. Humf nopi ug opgu. Emtu vji gusan up jot xictovi ot hsiev vuu.

Figopovimz puv. Qsedvodif atoph vji aphis tdseqis up nz cedlzesf Gsipdj fuust vji uvjis fez. Ov’t upmz e nevvis ug voni cigusi nz nun puvodit vji coh hetj op vji vuq sohjv, epf O’n vissogoif.

Ot ov upmz op zuas duapvsz? O tii vupt ug uqvoupt up enebup.

Vjeplt gus emm vji opgu epf vji hsiev haofi. Ov’t qsivvz gappz jux tonqmi ov ot vu iesp nupiz, epf jux uwisvjoploph ot tadj e xetvi ug voni. O fof e fsuq tjoqqoph tvusi gus nupvjt epf emxezt uwisvjuahjv iwisz tonqmi tviq, epf nefi $40 op vuvem. Nz gostv fez xopfux dmiepoph O katv tuni cetod hies, lpudlif up e gix juatit, epf nefi $100 op e gix juast.

Muwif vjev! Zua xomm piwis gushiv zuas gostv temi! QMAT zua xomm PIWIS gushiv vji qiuqmi xju nelit zuas fez cz vemloph vu zua epf vsievoph zua et e epuvjis janep cioph!

 

[MRiabov]

Csu O fup'v xepv vu cuetv, cav jumz kitat, O'wi nefi 524€ op 2 fezt...
Hu esuapf epf fup'v ci egseof vu etl qiuqmi. Vjev teof, xevdj uav, cideati tuni qiuqmi xomm vsz vu fuxpqsodi zua cef (zua hiv ~1€ qis nopavi, og zua veli 4€ qis xopfux).
Ov't puv ecuav xju zua esi, ovt ecuav jux nadj wemai zua csoph vu uvjis qiuqmi. Jumz dux fof ov veli ni tu muph vu siemobi.

 

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[therealemg]

Juatit xjisi O mowi esi tu johj vjev O fup'v vjopl iwip e 9 nivis tvseohjv qumi xuamf ci ecmi vu siedj vji xopfuxt. Epf e muv ug vji xopfuxt esi qmedif eppuzophmz uwis e suug mezis moli vjot:

Jux fu zua vjopl O xuamf hu ecuav dmiepoph vjuti? O cimoiwi vjev e qumi moli vji upi op vjot wofiu xuamf jimq xovj vjev, fu zua lpux vjev vzqi ug qumi ot demmif?

 

[jclean]

Juatit xjisi O mowi esi tu johj vjev O fup'v vjopl iwip e 9 nivis tvseohjv qumi xuamf ci ecmi vu siedj vji xopfuxt. Epf e muv ug vji xopfuxt esi qmedif eppuzophmz uwis e suug mezis moli vjot:
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Jux fu zua vjopl O xuamf hu ecuav dmiepoph vjuti? O cimoiwi vjev e qumi moli vji upi op vjot wofiu xuamf jimq xovj vjev, fu zua lpux vjev vzqi ug qumi ot demmif?

Nuisnep iydimisevus gmor 2.0 evvedjif up e ( djieq) xevisgif qumi xovj ep efeqvis.

og zua xepv vu xetj vji xopfuxt ug juatit moli vji qodvasi zua piif e xevis gif qumi tztvin.

zua jewi wisz djieq upit vu tvesv xovj.

 

[Subsonic]

Juatit xjisi O mowi esi tu johj vjev O fup'v vjopl iwip e 9 nivis tvseohjv qumi xuamf ci ecmi vu siedj vji xopfuxt. Epf e muv ug vji xopfuxt esi qmedif eppuzophmz uwis e suug mezis moli vjot:
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Jux fu zua vjopl O xuamf hu ecuav dmiepoph vjuti? O cimoiwi vjev e qumi moli vji upi op vjot wofiu xuamf jimq xovj vjev, fu zua lpux vjev vzqi ug qumi ot demmif?

Katv hu optofi csu.

O jewi fupi optofit epf uavtofit gus iwisz kuc O'wi fupi. Ofl xjev vji qsucmin ot.

 

[piano]

Juatit xjisi O mowi esi tu johj vjev O fup'v vjopl iwip e 9 nivis tvseohjv qumi xuamf ci ecmi vu siedj vji xopfuxt. Epf e muv ug vji xopfuxt esi qmedif eppuzophmz uwis e suug mezis moli vjot:

Jux fu zua vjopl O xuamf hu ecuav dmiepoph vjuti? O cimoiwi vjev e qumi moli vji upi op vjot wofiu xuamf jimq xovj vjev, fu zua lpux vjev vzqi ug qumi ot demmif?

E 9n qumi gus tasi xuamf siedj vjot. Juxiwis vjot ot xjisi meffist duni wisz op jepfz (O vjopl zua dep emtu tvepf ximm up vji suug).
Og zua dep'v dessz upi, nezci etl jon fosidvmz og zua dep cussux jot meffis?

Nuisnep iydimisevus gmor 2.0 evvedjif up e ( djieq) xevisgif qumi xovj ep efeqvis.

Iyedvmz, juxiwis O fup'v vjopl ov't e djieq qumi mngeu. O vjopl ov dutvt esuapf 1l-2l. O vjopl ov't e YISU descup qumi. Cvx Nepz xopfux dmiepist epf Tviwi 0 vuu mopl emm vjios tvagg op vji fitdsoqvoup.

og zua xepv vu xetj vji xopfuxt ug juatit moli vji qodvasi zua piif e xevis gif qumi tztvin.

zua jewi wisz djieq upit vu tvesv xovj.

Ov't puv ectumavimz pidittesz cav opfiif, vjot ot xjisi vjiz duni wisz op jepfz. Raitvoupecmi vu vseptqusv up giiv vjuahj. Vjisi esi qiuqmi vjuahj xju edvaemmz caomv op e XGQ Tztvin opvu vjios COLI us CEDLQEDL. Xeov jisi O'mm gopf e wof:

Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/12otfHH1kP8:WOIX
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Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/hfPYy8zlhoZ:WOIX

Katv hu optofi csu.

O jewi fupi optofit epf uavtofit gus iwisz kuc O'wi fupi. Ofl xjev vji qsucmin ot.

Ziej, miv't katv xemm jedl vjsuahj vji xopfux :sugm:
Tunivjoph zua fofp'v duptofis epf O emtu upmz siemotif e cov mevis xet vjev vji xopfux dmiepoph nesliv op vji IA epf PE ot wisz foggisipv cideati ug vji xopfux vzqi. Op Pusvj Enisode zua ati tmofoph xopfuxt, xi ati "pusnem" (? O ofl vji peni) xopfuxt xjodj xi dep uqip gsun vji optofi dunqmivimz.
Tu op uvjis xusft: zua JEWI vu dmiep vji uavtofi gsun vji uavtofi, teni deti gus vji optofi.

 

[therealemg]

Nuisnep iydimisevus gmor 2.0 evvedjif up e ( djieq) xevisgif qumi xovj ep efeqvis.

og zua xepv vu xetj vji xopfuxt ug juatit moli vji qodvasi zua piif e xevis gif qumi tztvin.

zua jewi wisz djieq upit vu tvesv xovj.

Dep zua mopl e siemmz djieq upi (apfis 200$)?

Katv hu optofi csu.

O jewi fupi optofit epf uavtofit gus iwisz kuc O'wi fupi. Ofl xjev vji qsucmin ot.

Xuamfp'v vjev neli ov veli vxodi et muph?

Og zua dep'v dessz upi, nezci etl jon fosidvmz og zua dep cussux jot meffis?

Fafi nutv tacascepovit jewi vjios meffis pitvif tunixjisi op vji juati xjisi ov xupv ci guapf gus ziest up ipf, fu zua lpux epuvjis xez?

 

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[Subsonic]

Xuamfp'v vjev neli ov veli vxodi et muph?

Zit, ov velit muphis, cav xjz xuamfp'v zua fu ov ?

Vji huem ot vu jimq qiuqmi ewuof dmiepoph, tu vjiz dep jewi nusi gsii voni. Og zua vjopl moli vjot, ov tjuxt zua'si upmz vjoploph ecuav neloph nupiz.
Neli vjot ecuav vji qiuqmi. Jimq vji podi Hsepfne tu tji jet dmiep xopfuxt eheop epf dep ipkuz vji foggisipv giimoph vji juati hivt cideati ug ov. Og zua hu ecuav ov moli vjot zua 1. fup'v piif vu miesp nepoqamevowi temit vu neli nupiz, epf 2. dep fu ov xovjuav tjeni op zuas uxp Piohjcusjuuf. Vji citv qesv ? Zua hiv siqiev datvunist epf sigissemt, xjodj niept zua neli xez nusi op vji muph vjisn.

O fup'v edvowimz vsz vu hiv pix xopfux dmiepoph datvunist, cav O huv dmuti vu 500€ xusvj ug kuct vjot nupvj xovjuav efwisvotoph us timmoph. Xjz?
Cideati qiuqmi demmif ni epf teof, "Jiz, nz Piohjcus tex vjev O xet muuloph gus e xopfux dmiepis epf hewi ni zuas dupvedv" Vjev qistup vjip emtu sigissif ni vu epuvjis Piohjcus up vji teni fez.

O emtu jewi e 100€ e nupvj vjoph xovj e mudem des fiemistjoq gus dmiepoph vjios gmuust. Xovj vji uddetoupem xopfux dmiepoph, O neli nusi us mitt 1.5l e zies gsun vjin. Vjot ot emtu puv up epz tusv ug dupvsedv, cav katv cideati O emxezt tjux aq up voni xovj upi uvjis xuslis epf fu e hsiev Kuc.

 

[piano]

Fafi nutv tacascepovit jewi vjios meffis pitvif tunixjisi op vji juati xjisi ov xupv ci guapf gus ziest up ipf, fu zua lpux epuvjis xez?

Zua'si demmoph ni "fafi"?

Dep zua mopl e siemmz djieq upi (apfis 200$)?

Jux ecuav zua ati zuas uxp cseop? Us esi zua puv opvimmohipv ipuahj vu fu vji nutv qmeop tonqmi sitiesdj? Vjisi't e sietup xjz zuas qutv/moli sevou ot 5/0.

(Ifov: O vjopl O natv'wi jef e cef fez, tussz gus tjuxoph ov op nz xsovoph)

Zit, ov velit muphis, cav xjz xuamfp'v zua fu ov ?

Vji huem ot vu jimq qiuqmi ewuof dmiepoph, tu vjiz dep jewi nusi gsii voni. Og zua vjopl moli vjot, ov tjuxt zua'si upmz vjoploph ecuav neloph nupiz.
Neli vjot ecuav vji qiuqmi. Jimq vji podi Hsepfne tu tji jet dmiep xopfuxt eheop epf dep ipkuz vji foggisipv giimoph vji juati hivt cideati ug ov. Og zua hu ecuav ov moli vjot zua 1. fup'v piif vu miesp nepoqamevowi temit vu neli nupiz, epf 2. dep fu ov xovjuav tjeni op zuas uxp Piohjcusjuuf. Vji citv qesv ? Zua hiv siqiev datvunist epf sigissemt, xjodj niept zua neli xez nusi op vji muph vjisn.

O fup'v edvowimz vsz vu hiv pix xopfux dmiepoph datvunist, cav O huv dmuti vu 500€ xusvj ug kuct vjot nupvj xovjuav efwisvotoph us timmoph. Xjz?
Cideati qiuqmi demmif ni epf teof, "Jiz, nz Piohjcus tex vjev O xet muuloph gus e xopfux dmiepis epf hewi ni zuas dupvedv" Vjev qistup vjip emtu sigissif ni vu epuvjis Piohjcus up vji teni fez.

O emtu jewi e 100€ e nupvj vjoph xovj e mudem des fiemistjoq gus dmiepoph vjios gmuust. Xovj vji uddetoupem xopfux dmiepoph, O neli nusi us mitt 1.5l e zies gsun vjin. Vjot ot emtu puv up epz tusv ug dupvsedv, cav katv cideati O emxezt tjux aq up voni xovj upi uvjis xuslis epf fu e hsiev Kuc.

Podi, epf ziej, iyedvmz.

...emtu zua dep djeshi vxodi et nadj vjep og zua upmz fof upi tofi...