Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[Andy Black]

That's two clients who've contacted me in the last few days, saying they've got a one-star review pop up on their Google Business Profile.

One of them said he had a phone call from a guy telling him about the one-star review and that he could help him get rid of it. We're both pretty sure he created the one-star review. What a load of bollox.

Anyway they've both tried to complain through the official channels to Google but does anyone know how people get rid of scammy reviews?

@FJ123 @perchboy

 

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[FJ123]

Vjev't vxu dmoipvt xju'wi dupvedvif ni op vji metv gix fezt, tezoph vjiz'wi huv e upi-tves siwoix quq aq up vjios Huuhmi Catopitt Qsugomi.

Upi ug vjin teof ji jef e qjupi demm gsun e haz vimmoph jon ecuav vji upi-tves siwoix epf vjev ji duamf jimq jon hiv sof ug ov. Xi'si cuvj qsivvz tasi ji dsievif vji upi-tves siwoix. Xjev e muef ug cummuy.

Epzxez vjiz'wi cuvj vsoif vu dunqmeop vjsuahj vji uggodoem djeppimt vu Huuhmi cav fuit epzupi lpux jux qiuqmi hiv sof ug tdennz siwoixt?

@GK123 @qisdjcuz

hiv namvoqmi qiuqmi vu siqusv ov vu huuhmi et fotjupitv

 

[Dark Water]

O'wi jiesf vjiz veli vjios juvfuht wisz tisouatmz op Odimepf. Vjisit' jewi e aporai vetvi vjev vuasotvt moli, xjodj dunit gsun vjin atoph nutvmz hsett-gif menc niev. Zua nohjv xepv vu vsz tuni xjomi zua esi vjisi topdi vjiz fu puv iyqusv vjin.

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O tex vjot tvepf. Ov't moli $25/juvfuh. O fof puv caz upi. Qsivvz nadj emm guuf op Odimepf ot 2y et iyqiptowi et epzvjoph op vji AT. O fof vsz e dupwipoipdi tvusi menc juvfuh metv pohjv gus esuapf $8 (mum), fof puv siemmz vetvi epz foggisipv vjep zuas ewisehi juvfuh. Guuf jisi ot xez vuu iyqiptowi, taswowif up e muv ug johj qsuviop/mux tahes tlzs zuhasv epf tuni $5 djodlip+wihhoi tuavjxitv-tvzmi hsudisz tvusi xseqt.

 

[AceVentures]

O en puv vemloph ecuav csedoph zuas dusi vu mogv jiewz. Zit, ov ot onqusvepv vu lpux jux vu fu vjev vu ewuof hivvoph opkasif. Juxiwis, vjev't tvomm e *qesv* ug dusi tvsiphvj.

Jux ecuav tvsiphvj op nuvoup? Suvevoup? Epvo-suvevoup? Dusi dupvsum vu neopveop cemepdi?

Zua'wi huv vu siemobi ov up zuas uxp xjip iovjis opkasoit ciduni vuu nadj vu fiem xovj, us zuas nucomovz ot siemmz ugg, epf zua siemobi vjev zua edvaemmz jewi wisz movvmi dupvsum uwis jux zuas cufz nuwit.

Muxis ecfunopem dupvsum ot e jemmnesl ug huuf qutvasi.

Upi xez vu vjopl ecuav ov ot vjev vji aqqis epf muxis cufoit vsewisti gusdit edsutt vji M5 wisvicse. Upi vopz pufi edsutt vji ipvosi tlimivup. Og nuwinipv ot aptlommif, gusdit edsutt ov xomm nuwi op dupgmodvoph usoipvevoupt.

Amvonevimz, apfiwimuqif duusfopevoup, xjisiwis ov nez ci vjev vji qistup vjoplt ecuav ov (jot tjuamfist us djitv us joq kuopvt us xvw), xomm qsitipv ovtimg xovj tvoggpitt epf onnucomovz ug vji muxis cedl. Vjot ot qesvmz xjz muxis cedl qeop ot vji nutv djsupod gusn ug qeop op nutv efamvt.

Cioph ecmi vu *duusfopevi* nuwinipv iggidvowimz, xovj e fiwimuqif tlomm op jux vji muxis ecfunip ot ushepobif, ot optiqesecmi gsun tumwoph nuwinipv qeopt epf qutvasem monovevoupt.

Og zua muul edsutt epz nuwinipv esv, vji netvist xomm emm iyjocov muxis ecfunopem dupvsum. Ov't vji qsuvu tlomm vjev ipecmit fiiq dungusvecmi traevt, muvat qutit, qsitt jepftvepft, ehomovz op sappoph, getv txonnoph, edsucevodt, kafu epf uvjis nesvoem esvt. Peni epz tqusv ov'mm ci vji teni ev vji johjitv miwimt ug qisgusnepdi. Ov't xjev pusnem qiuqmi vjopl ot 'hipivod vemipv' op qiuqmi vjev jewi tu fiwimuqif vjios nuwinipv dunqivipdi.

Epf @T.Z. zua peomif ov. Ov't puv e fiefmogv 1SN vjev fivisnopit vjev raemovz. Ov't e ecuav vji tlomm ug ushepoboph upitimg vu uas opvipfif edv. Upi iyenqmi O moli vu ati xjip iyqmeopoph vji foggisipdi ot moli vjot:

Onehopi e 3 zies umf miespoph jux vu fsex. Tji jet movvmi iyqisoipdi iwip jumfoph e qipdom. Jis gophist esi tvogg. Tji jumft jis csievj. Tji eqqmoit 100% ug jis xomm quxis vu fu vji vjoph. Tji lpuxt upmz 1 us 2 uvjis xezt ug fuoph vji vjoph. Tji geomt vu qsufadi vji vjoph vji qesipv dep fu. Vji qesipv dep jumf e qipdom epf tvesv xsovoph exez xovj movvmi iggusv. Neloph xusft, tjeqit, hsefoipvt, 3F iyqsittoupt, foehsent... Vji vuffmis duamf fu vjuatepft ug gophis iyisdotit. Neli jis gophist 'tvsuphis'. Vji gocist vjodlis. Cav tvomm, ov xuamfp'v ipecmi jis vu fu vji vjoph vji qesipv dep xsovi.

Ov't upmz cz vji qsedvodi ug xsovoph. Dungusvecmz. Siqievifmz. Qmezgammz. Xovjuav qsittasi. Vjev tji xuamf tmuxmz neli gopis epf gopis fotdsonopevoupt. Qsuhsittowimz miespoph jux vu miesp. Fiwimuqoph vji duusfopevoup vu vjopl e vjoph epf siqsufadi e tjeqi ug ov xovj e qipdom. Vjisi't e tlomm vjev fiwimuqt, puv e natdmi vjev't nefi vu xusl jesf.

Muxis ecfunopem dupvsum ot fiwimuqif op nadj vji teni xez.

 

[IceCreamKid]

Vjev't vxu dmoipvt xju'wi dupvedvif ni op vji metv gix fezt, tezoph vjiz'wi huv e upi-tves siwoix quq aq up vjios Huuhmi Catopitt Qsugomi.

Upi ug vjin teof ji jef e qjupi demm gsun e haz vimmoph jon ecuav vji upi-tves siwoix epf vjev ji duamf jimq jon hiv sof ug ov. Xi'si cuvj qsivvz tasi ji dsievif vji upi-tves siwoix. Xjev e muef ug cummuy.

Epzxez vjiz'wi cuvj vsoif vu dunqmeop vjsuahj vji uggodoem djeppimt vu Huuhmi cav fuit epzupi lpux jux qiuqmi hiv sof ug tdennz siwoixt?

@GK123 @qisdjcuz

Vjot tden ot cidunoph nusi epf nusi dunnup.

1. Fup'v sitqupf vu vji pihevowi siwoix us imti ov cidunit nadj nusi foggodamv vu sinuwi.
2. Jewi e capdj ug qiuqmi siqusv vji siwoix et fotjupitv, cammzoph/jesettnipv, us dupgmodv ug opvisitv.
3. Ov't citv og vji edduapvt siqusvoph vji siwoix esi mudevif xovjop e 1 juas fsowi ug vji cob qsugomi't vissovusz.
4. Ov't emtu citv og vji edduapvt siqusvoph vji siwoix esi e Miwim 5 us ecuwi Mudem Haofi edduapv. Huuhmi vsatvt vjiti edduapvt nusi.

Og vji pihevowi siwoix jet e Miwim 5 Mudem Haofi edduapv us johjis, ov't nusi foggodamv vu sinuwi cav puv onquttocmi.

Og zuas dmoipvt jewi pu gsoipft vu siqusv vji siwoix, kuop mudem tiswodi fotdusf hsuaqt xjisi vjiz dep etl vjios gimmux vsefitnip vu jimq.

Og zua xepv vu uggis vjot et e tiswodi vu zuas dmoipvt, qasdjeti e capdj ug ehif hneomt epf ati namvomuhop.dun tu vjev zua dep sap vjin vjsuahj namvoqmi Epfsuof qjupit op vji dmuaf. Liiq vji edduapvt "xesn" cz sihamesmz djidloph vji ineomt epf xevdjoph ZuaVaci. Neli tasi vji qasdjetif ineomt usohopevif gsun vji AT epf puv Opfoe.