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Your headline is your first impression. Yours sucks.
You should take great care if you want to post anything to post something someone will want to read.
Here are some recent headlines of threads I never even read:
"Hello"
"New Here"
"Fastlane"
"Hi"
"New kid"
"Is this Fastlane?"
A month from now, if people are searching for your thread, how will they know if it is the right one if the search results give them a headline that is "Hello?"
Spend some time writing a headline that people would remember.
If it is your first post, you can be forgiven and we might even change it for you so that people read what you write. You get a newbie exemption.
Some of you headline criminal violators have been here a long time. It's lazy. Why bother posting if you can't muster up enough wit or interest in your own posts to make them memorable?
Next time you post, ask yourself this question :
"Is that a**hole moderator going to move this into the [HASHTAG]#landfill[/HASHTAG] if my headline sucks too badly?"
Because... he might.
Feel free to contribute to this thread by adding headline common violation offenses.
You should take great care if you want to post anything to post something someone will want to read.
Here are some recent headlines of threads I never even read:
"Hello"
"New Here"
"Fastlane"
"Hi"
"New kid"
"Is this Fastlane?"
A month from now, if people are searching for your thread, how will they know if it is the right one if the search results give them a headline that is "Hello?"
Spend some time writing a headline that people would remember.
If it is your first post, you can be forgiven and we might even change it for you so that people read what you write. You get a newbie exemption.
Some of you headline criminal violators have been here a long time. It's lazy. Why bother posting if you can't muster up enough wit or interest in your own posts to make them memorable?
Next time you post, ask yourself this question :
"Is that a**hole moderator going to move this into the [HASHTAG]#landfill[/HASHTAG] if my headline sucks too badly?"
Because... he might.
Feel free to contribute to this thread by adding headline common violation offenses.
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