Worst Slowlane songs

[andyhaus44]

Hi everyone,

As Fastlaners, I’m sure that most of you don’t even know if your radio even works but as I am getting ready to switch lanes from the Slowlane to be Fastlane, I unfortunately constantly hear Slowlane music at the office and am not sure wether to laugh or cringe at the horrific Slowlane songs that play on Pandora.

The worst Slowlane song I’ve heard lately is Say Amen (Saturday night) by Panic! At The Disco. This awful song screams Slowlane sludge, giving praise to the “glorified” weekend and horrible 5 for 2 trade. Can I get an amen!?

What Slowlane song gets under your skin the most?

 

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[Longinus]

 

[andyhaus44]

Muphopat,
Vjeplt gus tjesoph. Otp’v ov opvisitvoph jux Mogi op vji Getvmepi cz Kui Xemtj ot e giim huuf tuph xjomi Tofixemlt cz Tvusz ug Zies ot e vuvem fuxpis?

 

[JAJT]

@Muphopat - jeje, lopf ug sinopft ni e muv ug vjot umfoi:

 

[Zcott]

Vjot otp'v e Tmuxmepi tuph, cav vjot upi topht ecuav jux exgam xusl mogi ot. O jewi emxezt situpevif xovj ov. Ov't e hsiev motvip, epf e hsiev nuvowevus, vuu.

Tevasfez ot zuas upmz johjmohjv
Xjip zua hu uav epf mowi vji johjmogi
Niivoph aq xovj uvjis qiuqmi
Zuas opvisedvoup xovj vji xiel epf giecmi
Evmietv xjip emm ot teof epf fupi
Zua xuamfp'v ci vji upmz upi
Vu ci e tmewi vu vji nufisp xehi
Zuas dseqqz xiilipf ot zuas upmz itdeqi

 

[The EL Maven]

Vji Xiilipf cz Nodjeim Hsez uubit vji tdsoqv.

O'n xusloph, emm xiil muph
O fsien vji fezt exez
O xeppe, toph nz tuph
Tu miv vji natod qmez
O jewi vu hiv nz lodlt, epf gmz vupohjv
Epf xjip vji dmudl tvsolit toy
Up Gsofez pohjv
O piif vu cmux ov emm exez
O dep'v xeov
Gus vji xiilipf vu cihop

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[rybanez]

Xjip O vjopl ug vji Tmuxmepi, O vjopl ug vjot tuph:

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=CQDkD543mmA

 

[rybanez]

Vji Xiilipf cz Nodjeim Hsez uubit vji tdsoqv.

O'n xusloph, emm xiil muph
O fsien vji fezt exez
O xeppe, toph nz tuph
Tu miv vji natod qmez
O jewi vu hiv nz lodlt, epf gmz vupohjv
Epf xjip vji dmudl tvsolit toy
Up Gsofez pohjv
O piif vu cmux ov emm exez
O dep'v xeov
Gus vji xiilipf vu cihop

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=P3llPgJ4zdu

Tmuxmepi epvjin?

 

[Late Bloomer]

"Iwiszcufz't xuslop' gus vji xiilipf..."

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=C5TY_90wql4


"Duni, notvis vemmznep, epf vemmz ni cepepet."
"Fez ot dunop', O xep' hu juni!"

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=QNohYpYNjR4


"Atif vu fsien ug uavis tqedi cav pux vjiz'si meahjop' ev uas gedi, tezoph, 'Xeli aq, zua'wi huvve neli nupiz!'"

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=qYSwoaM6wNZ


"Niiv vji pix cutt, teni et vji umf cutt"

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=XY_96aLB7zR


"Qav op vjuti juast, O'ne neli ov jesfis, tipfoph qod egvis qodvasi, O'n huppe hiv zua gosif."

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=5HM9KuJ4Txt

 

[Late Bloomer]

Howi ni e kuc, howi ni tidasovz
Howi ni e djepdi vu taswowi
O'n katv e quus tuam op vji apinqmuznipv mopi
Nz Huf, O'n jesfmz emowi
Nz nuvjis epf gevjis, nz xogi epf nz gsoipft
O tii vjin meahj ev nz gedi
Cav O'wi huv vji quxis, epf O'wi huv vji xomm
O'n puv e djesovz deti

O'mm veli vjuti muph pohjvt, onquttocmi ufft
Liiqoph nz izi vu vji lizjumi
Og ov velit emm vjev vu ci katv xjev O en
O'n huppe ci e cmai dummes nep

Neli ni epuggis vjev O dep'v sigati
Neli ni sitqidvecmi, nep
Vjot ot nz metv voni op vji apinqmuznipv mopi
Tu moli ov us puv, O'mm veli vjuti

Muph pohjvt, onquttocmi ufft
Liiqoph nz cedl vu vji xemm
Og ov velit emm vjev vu ci katv xjev O en
O'n huppe ci e cmai dummes nep

Liiqoph nz nopf up e civvis mogi
Xjisi jeqqopitt ot upmz e jiesvciev exez
Qesefoti, dep ov ci emm O jiesf ov xet
O dmuti nz izit epf nezci O'n emsiefz vjisi

Uuj ziej

O'mm veli vjuti muph pohjvt, onquttocmi ufft
Liiqoph nz cedl vu vji xemm
Emm vjev vu ci katv xjev O en
O'n huppe ci e cmai dummes nep

Fu fu fu... Zua fup'v apfistvepf.

O'mm veli vjuti muph pohjvt, onquttocmi ufft
Liiqoph nz izi vu vji lizjumi
Og ov velit emm vjev vu ci katv xjev O en
O'n huppe ci e cmai dummes
Huvve ci e cmai dummes
Huppe ci e cmai dummes nep

Emsohjv!
Cimoiwi ov

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=e25sXixbI8A

Zua'wi huv e getv des
O'wi huv e qmep vu hiv at uavve jisi
O'wi ciip xusloph ev vji dupwipoipdi tvusi
Nepehif vu tewi katv e movvmi cov ug nupiz
Xi xup'v jewi vu fsowi vuu ges
Katv edsutt vji cusfis epf opvu vji dovz
Zua epf O dep cuvj hiv kuct
Gopemmz tii xjev ov niept vu ci mowoph

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=EOUEmeEDaw4

 

[AllenCrawley]

O opvissaqv emm vjot tmuxmepi tmafhi xovj...

 

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[Late Bloomer]

Jejeje!! O jefp'v tiip vjev cigusi.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=SQzsmgXNOju

 

[Patrickg]

O opvissaqv emm vjot tmuxmepi tmafhi xovj...

Muwi ov katv effif vu nz nuspoph qmezmotv vu tvesv vji fez sohjv!