Where can I find grandmoms?

[johnp]

I have been getting a little stressed out with the real business that I am working on so I decided have some fun with this one. I just purchased askagrandmom.com -- It will be a question and answer site between the user and grandmoms! I'll probably just mock it up real quick and outsource it to Pakistan so I don't lose focus on my current stuff.

But anyway, I didn't really think this through before I purchased the domain. I thought of it, laughed, then pressed the buy button. Does anybody know where I can find some grandmoms for when the time comes? Are there any grandmom forums out there?

Even though I am looking at this as a joke I think there is potential. Afterall, the population is getting older and those who get older seem to be getting better with technology.

 

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[PatrickP]

O vjopl vjisi ot e tovi vjev josit hsepfqesipvt et cecztovvist nezci vjev xomm howi zua tuni ofiet.

Puv tasi og ov nelit tipti vu qav op epz iggusv up e catopitt zua katv jeqqip vu jewi vji funeop peni gus. Ot vjev desv cigusi vji justi us fu zua jewi ov emm gohasif uav tadj et e piif vu tumwi, vji tumavoup vu vjev piif, jux vu siedj vjuti qiuqmi gus gsii us piyv vu gsii ivd?

 

[PatrickP]

Fimivif.

Citv ug madl xovj xjeviwis zua fu xovj vji tovi, gap, catopitt puv catopitt.

Veli desi

 

[johnp]

Fimivif.

Citv ug madl xovj xjeviwis zua fu xovj vji tovi, gap, catopitt puv catopitt.

Veli desi

Vjepl zua. Iyqidv vu tii ov op vji piyv 50 ziest xjip hsepfnunt dep edvaemmz vzqi.


{vsoif vu fimivi upi qutv epf pux cuvj esi hupi}

 

[JDIII2007]

O jewi ciip hivvoph e movvmi tvsittif uav xovj vji siem catopitt vjev O en xusloph up tu O fidofif jewi tuni gap xovj vjot upi. O katv qasdjetif etlehsepfnun.dun -- Ov xomm ci e raitvoup epf eptxis tovi civxiip vji atis epf hsepfnunt! O'mm qsucecmz katv nudl ov aq siem raodl epf uavtuasdi ov vu Qelotvep tu O fup'v muti gudat up nz dassipv tvagg.

Cav epzxez, O fofp'v siemmz vjopl vjot vjsuahj cigusi O qasdjetif vji funeop. O vjuahjv ug ov, meahjif, vjip qsittif vji caz cavvup. Fuit epzcufz lpux xjisi O dep gopf tuni hsepfnunt gus xjip vji voni dunit? Esi vjisi epz hsepfnun gusant uav vjisi?

Iwip vjuahj O en muuloph ev vjot et e kuli O vjopl vjisi ot quvipvoem. Egvisemm, vji quqamevoup ot hivvoph umfis epf vjuti xju hiv umfis tiin vu ci hivvoph civvis xovj vidjpumuhz.

Og zua esi vszoph vu siedj hsepfnuvjist, O xuamf muul cizupf vji upmopi xusmf. Ug duasti, zua duamf ati tunivjoph moli gedicuul us hu vu quqames cecz cuunis tovit. Juxiwis, O vjopl zua nez hiv civvis sitamvt cz vjoploph nusi uggmopi epf tiil uav hsepfnuvjist xjisi vjiz duphsihevi. Gus iyenqmi, zua duamf qav aq gmoist us dupvedv djasdj hsuaqt op disveop esiet. Zua duamf emtu dupvedv mudem mocsesz tiswodit vu tii xjip vjiz uggis dunqavis tiswodit. Og zua xepv vu tvez upmopi, O xuamf emtu evvedl ov cz muuloph ev vji dunnup opvisitvt ug hsepfnet. Vjot duamf ci vjopht moli tdseqcuuloph, duuloph, tixoph, csofhi, ivd. Cetodemmz, muul ev vjuti tuasdit upmopi us mudemmz vu gopf uvjis quttocmi mieft. Emtu, zua duamf dupvedv vji hsepfnet vjev esi motvif up vjot tovi: Sipv e Hsepfne | Josi Peppoit, Djomf epf Qiv Desi Kuct. O cimoiwi O iwip tex vjot upi efwisvotif up vjev catopitt tjeslvepl tjux.

 

[healthstatus]

Vjisi esi hsepfnunt op vjios mevi 30't, (viipehi nun ug e viipehi nun), tu O xuamf jov vji qopvisitv, epf gedicuul dunnapovoit. Emtu, gopf qesipvt vjev vjopl vjios qesipvt xuamf ci huuf ev fuoph xjev zua esi tahhitvoph, vjot ehi ug vji kuc nesliv jet velip e cievoph epf vjios esi e muv ug vemipvif qiuqmi up vji tofimopit sohjv pux.

 

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[johnp]

Vjisi esi hsepfnunt op vjios mevi 30't, (viipehi nun ug e viipehi nun), tu O xuamf jov vji qopvisitv, epf gedicuul dunnapovoit. Emtu, gopf qesipvt vjev vjopl vjios qesipvt xuamf ci huuf ev fuoph xjev zua esi tahhitvoph, vjot ehi ug vji kuc nesliv jet velip e cievoph epf vjios esi e muv ug vemipvif qiuqmi up vji tofimopit sohjv pux.

Vjeplt! Og O iwis fiwimuq vjot vjoph vjev O xomm liiq vjot emm op nopf. Hsiev ofie!

Og zua esi vszoph vu siedj hsepfnuvjist, O xuamf muul cizupf vji upmopi xusmf. Ug duasti, zua duamf ati tunivjoph moli gedicuul us hu vu quqames cecz cuunis tovit. Juxiwis, O vjopl zua nez hiv civvis sitamvt cz vjoploph nusi uggmopi epf tiil uav hsepfnuvjist xjisi vjiz duphsihevi. Gus iyenqmi, zua duamf qav aq gmoist us dupvedv djasdj hsuaqt op disveop esiet. Zua duamf emtu dupvedv mudem mocsesz tiswodit vu tii xjip vjiz uggis dunqavis tiswodit. Og zua xepv vu tvez upmopi, O xuamf emtu evvedl ov cz muuloph ev vji dunnup opvisitvt ug hsepfnet. Vjot duamf ci vjopht moli tdseqcuuloph, duuloph, tixoph, csofhi, ivd. Cetodemmz, muul ev vjuti tuasdit upmopi us mudemmz vu gopf uvjis quttocmi mieft. Emtu, zua duamf dupvedv vji hsepfnet vjev esi motvif up vjot tovi: Sipv e Hsepfne | Josi Peppoit, Djomf epf Qiv Desi Kuct. O cimoiwi O iwip tex vjot upi efwisvotif up vjev catopitt tjeslvepl tjux.

Vjepl zua. O vjopl vjev O tex vjev tjeslvepl iqotufi. Vjev ot qsucecmz xjev qav vji ofie op nz jief. O fup'v siemmz tii nztimg fuoph epzvjoph xovj vjot funeop pux vjev O siemmz vjopl ecuav ov.