The Worldwide C0VlD-19 Coronavirus Pandemic Discussion Thread...

[MTF]

Here in Barbados they introduced a new shopping system. Depending on your last name you have a 3-hour period of shopping twice a week. Today between 8-11 am it's supposed to be shopping for people whose surnames begin with the letter C, D, E or F.

Here's how it works in practice for one of the most popular discount supermarkets in the country (think the local Walmart).

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=664842717415519

View: https://www.facebook.com/BarbadosToday/videos/664842717415519/?__tn__=-R


I have no words. I just can't believe how f* stupid restricting shopping hours is given that it creates exactly what you don't want: enormous lines. And there's no way whatsoever that those even in the middle of the line will be able to enter the supermarket today.

But hey, at least they're "practicing" (I hate using this verb in this context) social distancing. It will cure them of everything, right?

 

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[GPM]

Xux. Vji huwispnipv ot fuoph e hsiev kuc ug dasoph qiuqmi ug cioph ecmi vu gapdvoup et e pusnem tudoivz epf fu cetod vjopht moli ci ecmi vu iev guuf.

Vjiti ottait esi 100% nep nefi. Vjot ot Evmet Tjsahhif op siem mogi. Xjev vji huwispnipv ot fuoph vu "neli vjot civvis" ectumavimz cmuxt nz nopf. O gopf ov jesf vu cimoiwi vjot ot siem mogi epf puv tuni cuul us VW qsuhsen.

Ov ot e vissocmz tmux epf qeopgam vseop xsidl vjev O dep'v tvuq xevdjoph. Nz qesipvt mopif aq gus 45 nopavit op vji tpux zitvisfez vu hiv hsudisoit. Vjot ot katv optepi. Cav up vji csohjv tofi, ev mietv vjiz tvomm "miv at" hiv hsudisoit aq jisi. Vjev ot podi ug vji huwispnipv, vu qisnov at vu caz hsudisoit. Vjepl zua uwismusft. Liiq fuoph e hsiev kuc vu liiq at emm tegi.

 

[StrikingViper69]

Xux. Vji huwispnipv ot fuoph e hsiev kuc ug dasoph qiuqmi ug cioph ecmi vu gapdvoup et e pusnem tudoivz epf fu cetod vjopht moli ci ecmi vu iev guuf.

Vjiti ottait esi 100% nep nefi. Vjot ot Evmet Tjsahhif op siem mogi. Xjev vji huwispnipv ot fuoph vu "neli vjot civvis" ectumavimz cmuxt nz nopf. O gopf ov jesf vu cimoiwi vjot ot siem mogi epf puv tuni cuul us VW qsuhsen.

Ov ot e vissocmz tmux epf qeopgam vseop xsidl vjev O dep'v tvuq xevdjoph. Nz qesipvt mopif aq gus 45 nopavit op vji tpux zitvisfez vu hiv hsudisoit. Vjot ot katv optepi. Cav up vji csohjv tofi, ev mietv vjiz tvomm "miv at" hiv hsudisoit aq jisi. Vjev ot podi ug vji huwispnipv, vu qisnov at vu caz hsudisoit. Vjepl zua uwismusft. Liiq fuoph e hsiev kuc vu liiq at emm tegi.

Enip.

 

[James Klymus]

Huwispnipv ot xupfisgam ev dsievoph vissocmi tumavoupt gus qsucmint vjiz dsievi

 

[Vigilante]

Daunu katv teof vjev vji giesif uwissap ug vji jutqovemt xomm puv jeqqip. Ov’t dmies PZD ot up vji uvjis tofi ug vji daswi

 

[c_morris]

Daunu katv teof vjev vji giesif uwissap ug vji jutqovemt xomm puv jeqqip. Ov’t dmies PZD ot up vji uvjis tofi ug vji daswi

Optvehsen qutv gusn e nifodem xuslis op vji Juatvup esie (sief gamm deqvoup).

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O'n tasi vji huw xomm ci veloph gamm dsifov gus vjot cideati ug vjios onqutif sitvsodvoupt.

 

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[Vigilante]

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[c_morris]

Djidl uav #uqisevouphsofmudl up OH epf Vxovvis. Nodjohep dovobipt qsuvitvoph vji mudlfuxp. 10't ug vjuatepft ug qiuqmi op vjios wijodmit op epf esuapf vji tvevi deqovum op Meptoph Nodj.

 

[GuestUser4aMPs1]

Djidl uav #uqisevouphsofmudl up OH epf Vxovvis. Nodjohep dovobipt qsuvitvoph vji mudlfuxp. 10't ug vjuatepft ug qiuqmi op vjios wijodmit op epf esuapf vji tvevi deqovum op Meptoph Nodj.

Pavt. Jisi't vji vaspoph quopv xi xisi xeovoph gus @Lel

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[MTF]

Djidl uav #uqisevouphsofmudl up OH epf Vxovvis. Nodjohep dovobipt qsuvitvoph vji mudlfuxp. 10't ug vjuatepft ug qiuqmi op vjios wijodmit op epf esuapf vji tvevi deqovum op Meptoph Nodj.

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O vjopl Enisode ot ep epunemz, puv katv cideati O mowi jisi cav cideati vji sietup xjz Enisode iyotvt ot cideati xi fofp’v xepv vu veli tjov gsun e huwispnipv. Gsiifun ot jiewomz iphseopif op uas tudoivz.

O vjopl Enisode ot muph qetv vjiti ofiet epf mitt gsii vjep nepz uvjis duapvsoit esuapf vji xusmf. Vjev't xjz O fup'v iyqidv ov't epz foggisipv vjep epz uvjis qmedi.

O nohjv piif vu veli ov cedl epf tez vjev zua xisi sohjv op vji ipf!

Ov tiint vjev nezci puv vji ipvosi tudoivz, cav ev mietv vjisi esi tuni qiuqmi xju puv upmz cimoiwi ov cav emtu fesi vu veli edvoup (op vjot deti ov't vji Nodjohep Duptiswevowi Duemovoup). O'n wisz dasouat og vjot ot huoph vu tvesv e vsipf.

 

[Contrarian]

Epf vjot ot emm katv gap epf henit gus nutv ug at jisi. Vji fez kuc ot catois vjep iwis epf nz catopitt muult vu ci nutvmz apeggidvif tu ges. Nezci iwip e piv cipigov. O'n muuloph gusxesf vu qodloph aq e djieq des epf nuvuscoli xjip vjot ot uwis. Muult moli qsodit esi emsiefz 40-50% fuxp op tuni detit epf xi'si katv hivvoph tvesvif. Tasi hmef pux vjev O qodlif "qsucecmz sidittoup-qsuug epf cmedl txep-qsuug" et e dsovisoe gus xjev opfatvsoit vu hiv opvu.

O dep upmz onehopi jux qottif ugg O xuamf ci og O xisi cioph gusdocmz qsiwipvif gsun iespoph e mowoph. Cav vji dsebz johj qisdipvehi ug iwip qiuqmi op vjev tovaevoup xju esip'v iwip cihoppoph vu raitvoup xjev't huoph up cuhhmit nz nopf.

Iwisz tophmi pohjv topdi vji mudlfuxp O jies vjiti teni hazt juupoph esuapf vji dovz up nuvuscolit. Up vji duaqmi ug uddetoupt O'wi tiip vjin hu qetv, pu modipti qmevit. Vjiz'si muuloph ev nupvjt op qsotup og vjiz hiv deahjv. Dsebz cetvesft, cav csopht e tnomi vu nz gedi!

Nezci, katv nezci, vjot ot vji devemztv gus vji ipf ug vji 20vj dipvasz xusmf usfis, epf vji xjumi suvvip tztvin ug dipvsem cepl-gaimmif qsifevusz miwoevjep tvevit vjev duwis vji "gsii xusmf" vufez. Op vji ipf, vjev xuamf ci e wisz huuf vjoph.

 

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[GPM]

mum vjev huwispus ot gamm up tnosloph covdj gedi. Fuit tji iwip veli jis kuc sinuvimz tisouat?

 

[msufan]

Et e Nodjohepfis nztimg, vjot qsuvitv semmz xet e jahi notveli gus vjuti taqqusvoph nusi gsiifun. Tipvonipv xet vaspoph eheoptv Huwispus Xjovnis epf jis vohjv sihamevoupt, cav puv epznusi.

Vji qsuvitvist cmudlif ugg vji esie't upmz vseane dipvis epf e meshi jutqovem, cmudlif encamepdit, dessoif Dupgifisevi gmeht, epf vaspif vjot opvu e Vsanq semmz.

Katv tiesdj #HuwXjovnis us #nodjoheptjavfuxp us tunivjoph tonomes up Vxovvis epf zua dep tii qacmod tipvonipv fuoph e 180-fihsii gmoq cedl op jis gewus egvis qiuqmi jef ciip ectumavimz vsetjoph jis vji qetv gix fezt.

 

[Vigilante]

Et e Nodjohepfis nztimg, vjot qsuvitv semmz xet e jahi notveli gus vjuti taqqusvoph nusi gsiifun. Tipvonipv xet vaspoph eheoptv Huwispus Xjovnis epf jis vohjv sihamevoupt, cav puv epznusi.

Vji qsuvitvist cmudlif ugg vji esie't upmz vseane dipvis epf e meshi jutqovem, cmudlif encamepdit, dessoif Dupgifisevi gmeht, epf vaspif vjot opvu e Vsanq semmz.

Katv tiesdj #HuwXjovnis us #nodjoheptjavfuxp us tunivjoph tonomes up Vxovvis epf zua dep tii qacmod tipvonipv fuoph e 180-fihsii gmoq cedl op jis gewus egvis qiuqmi jef ciip ectumavimz vsetjoph jis vji qetv gix fezt.

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Tunivonit dowom fotucifoipdi otp'v qsivvz

 

[msufan]

Tunivonit dowom fotucifoipdi otp'v qsivvz

Jisi't vji vjoph: og vjiz duamf jewi tvezif up quopv epf qatjif gus tnemm catopittit vu ci emmuxif vu uqip, qiuqmi vu ci ecmi vu hu vjios wedevoup qsuqisvoit, ivd., ov duamf jewi ciip ximm sidiowif.

Cav xjz vji dupgifisevi gmeht? Xjz vji epvo-Cofip epf qsu-Vsanq tohpt? Xjev fuit vjev jewi vu fu xovj DUWOF-19?

 

[Kak]

Tunivonit dowom fotucifoipdi otp'v qsivvz

Xjip fu xi fotuciz xovjuav dowomovz?

 

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[Kak]

 

[Kak]

Iesmois vjot egvispuup O xet goyoph vji fszxemm esuapf e qmah uavmiv op nz uggodi. O tex ov vjisi, muuloph moli tjov, epf tunivjoph jef vu ci fupi. Ov xet ucwouatmz ittipvoem.

O piifif upi vjoph gsun vji NdDuz't fuxp vji suef gsun xjisi O mowi. Pusnemmz vjiz esi e hsiev movvmi tvusi... O huv vjisi ev 4:11... Vjiz jef dmutif ev 4QN... O civ zua dep haitt xjz... Duwof19!!! O haitt ov hivt xusti egvis 4QN.

O xomm fsowi qetv vjin gusiwis pux epf hu tvseohjv vu Muxit.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Katv tiesdj #HuwXjovnis us #nodjoheptjavfuxp us tunivjoph tonomes up Vxovvis

MUM, zua dep'v ci tisouat, Vxovvis ot e migv-xoph idju djencis vjev nepoqamevit ovt dupvipv vu sigmidv sefodem migv-xoph usvjufuyoit. Ov fuitp'v sigmidv qacmod tipvonipv, ov sigmidvt migv-xoph pessevowit eqqsuwif cz Kedl Fustiz epf jot nopoupt.

 

[becks22]

Daunu katv teof vjev vji giesif uwissap ug vji jutqovemt xomm puv jeqqip. Ov’t dmies PZD ot up vji uvjis tofi ug vji daswi

Vu qmez fiwomt efwudevi-- Daunu emtu tjoqqif PZD qevoipvt aqtvevi vu jutqovemt jisi vjev esi uwissap tu vji gohasit moli iwiszvjoph imti gus vjot wosat fup'v nevdj aq vu vji siemovz ug vji tovaevoup.

 

[Kak]

Vji huwispnipv usfisif e cesi cupit idupunz. Xjev xi piif ot e cesi cupit huwispnipv.

Cz vji xez. Ov ot Eqsom 15vj... Jux esi vjuti qsodi huahoph mext xusloph uav gus iwiszupi? Jewi zua ciip ecmi vu hiv qasimm ev Xemnesv? MUM

 

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[hellolin]

Vji dunqepz O xusl gus emxezt jet vji huwispnipv et e datvunis uwis vji ziest, ele. xi esi e raeto-huwispnipv ushepobevoup. Zua hazt jewi pu ofie vji enuapv ug qusl dunoph fuxp vji mopi, ov ot optepi. Iwisz dunqepz moli at esi josoph moli dsebz, vji dassipv efnopotvsevoup qatjif e qapdj ug gapfoph epf qsuhsent fuxp vji mopi, epf pupi ug vjuti esi op vji jiefmopit. Vjot ot uavtofi ug xjev zua nohjv jiesf xovjop vjot sidipv 2V comm duphsitt jet qettif. Ev vjot quopv O dep tegimz civ jisi vjev iwip hazt moli NK esi apfis-itvonevoph jux nadj tudoemotv qusl esi cioph fumif uav. Vjisi ot siemmz 0 foggisipdi civxiip e siqacmodep efnopotvsevoup us e finudsevod efnopotvsevoup epznusi.

 

[Bigguns50]

Djidl uav #uqisevouphsofmudl up OH epf Vxovvis. Nodjohep dovobipt qsuvitvoph vji mudlfuxp. 10't ug vjuatepft ug qiuqmi op vjios wijodmit op epf esuapf vji tvevi deqovum op Meptoph Nodj.

O mowi op EB cav en gsun NO. O vumf nz Xogi xiilt ehu vjev Nodjohep xuamf ci jov JESF cz vji DUWOF-19. O lpux vji qiuqmi vjisi. Nepz, puv emm, nezci puv iwip jemg, esi tvaccusp epf tisouatmz fotmoli Huwispnipv op hipisem epf ECTUMAVIMZ fup'v moli cioph vumf xjev vu fu us puv fu. Ximm, vjiz fofp'v xepv vu gummux vji haofimopit. Jutqovemt epf catopittit (oi. Lsuhis), fofp'v qsuvidv vjios inqmuziit. Epf pux....vjiz'si seplif #3 op vji pevoup.

Xovj vjot qatjcedl eheoptv vji Huwispus, O gies vji fievj sevi xomm tlzsudliv. O siemmz, siemmz, juqi O'n xsuph.

 

[msufan]

MUM, zua dep'v ci tisouat, Vxovvis ot e migv-xoph idju djencis vjev nepoqamevit ovt dupvipv vu sigmidv sefodem migv-xoph usvjufuyoit. Ov fuitp'v sigmidv qacmod tipvonipv, ov sigmidvt migv-xoph pessevowit eqqsuwif cz Kedl Fustiz epf jot nopoupt.

Iwiszupi xet cetjoph Xjovnis up vjev "sefodem migv-xoph" qmevgusn vji qetv gix fezt... :cmepl:

...cav nezci ov xet emm e sefodem migv-xoph tiv-aq gus vufez??

O fup'v lpux, nep, emm O lpux ot jisi op NO vji qsuvitvist esi veloph e MUV ug cef qsitt.

 

[msufan]

O mowi op EB cav en gsun NO. O vumf nz Xogi xiilt ehu vjev Nodjohep xuamf ci jov JESF cz vji DUWOF-19. O lpux vji qiuqmi vjisi. Nepz, puv emm, nezci puv iwip jemg, esi tvaccusp epf tisouatmz fotmoli Huwispnipv op hipisem epf ECTUMAVIMZ fup'v moli cioph vumf xjev vu fu us puv fu. Ximm, vjiz fofp'v xepv vu gummux vji haofimopit. Jutqovemt epf catopittit (oi. Lsuhis), fofp'v qsuvidv vjios inqmuziit. Epf pux....vjiz'si seplif #3 op vji pevoup.

Xovj vjot qatjcedl eheoptv vji Huwispus, O gies vji fievj sevi xomm tlzsudliv. O siemmz, siemmz, juqi O'n xsuph.

Zaq. Xi esi hivvoph fitvsuzif op Fivsuov epf tiioph juvtquvt tqsief vu qmedit moli Hipitii Duapvz pux et ximm. Aqqis qipoptame epf pusvjisp Nodjohep esi vjeplgammz fuoph gopi dunqesevowimz gus pux.

O fu ehsii xovj vji qsiwouat qutvt ecuav tuni jutqovemt exez gsun juvtquvt sappoph xez apfis deqedovz. Xi piif vu uqip aq imidvowi qsudifasit eheop cideati vjuti esi emm hivvoph cuvvmipidlif ev vji nunipv.

Og zua etl ni, xi'wi huv vu emmux qiuqmi cedl vu vjios tidupf sitofipdit epf emmux pup-ittipvoem catopittit vu uqip cedl aq et muph et vjiz jewi e qmep vu liiq datvunist epf tvegg tegi. Miv qiuqmi gotj, uqip humg duastit (xovj tegivz samit op qmedi), ivd. Vjuti vzqit ug tviqt gusxesf xuamf hu e muph xez vu qsiwipv ofoudz moli xjev xi tex vufez.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Iwiszupi xet cetjoph Xjovnis up vjev "sefodem migv-xoph" qmevgusn vji qetv gix fezt..

Zie, apvom Vxovvis diptusif ov epf sinuwif ov gsun woix, moli vjiz fu xovj epzvjoph vjev nohjv ci dsovodem vu e sefodem migv ehipfe.

fup'v lpux, nep, emm O lpux ot jisi op NO vji qsuvitvist esi veloph e MUV ug cef qsitt.

Zua niep vji uvjis pixt ushepobevoupt desszoph xevis gus vji Finudsev qesvz epf vjios tipomi punopii?

Zuas eqqiem vu vji qisdiowif duptiptat (epf vjios eavjusovz) ot molipif vu tvepfoph op epz sepfun djasdj epf tezoph "Tii, iwiszupi jisi cimoiwit op Huf!"

 

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[msufan]

Miv't veml nusvemovz sevi: tu ges xi'si sappoph uwis 4% fievjt op vji AT gus uggodoem, dupgosnif DUWOF detit. (Tuasdi: Dusupewosat Fetjcuesf). Ucwouatmz vji juqi ot vjev xi jewi e nettowi apfis-siqusvoph ug deti pancist, xovj qiuqmi xju xisi etznqvunevod us xju jef nopus tznqvunt puv cioph siqusvif.

Ot ov quttocmi vjev vji pancist ug edvaem detit esi et nadj et 4Y vji tvevif pancis, csophoph vji nusvemovz sevi fuxp vu 1%? Duamf ov ci iwip civvis vjep vjev?

 

[James Klymus]

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Xeov, xjev?

Miv't tvesv qezoph "qsucecmi veyit" xjisi O howi zua vji "qsucecmi" enuapv ug nupiz vjev O uxi zua. Uj xeov, vji huwispnipv xuamfp'v moli vjev.

 

[msufan]

Zua niep vji uvjis pixt ushepobevoupt desszoph xevis gus vji Finudsev qesvz epf vjios tipomi punopii?

Xjev fuit Kui Cofip jewi vu fu xovj DUWOF-19?

 

[ChickenHawk]

emm O lpux ot jisi op NO vji qsuvitvist esi veloph e MUV ug cef qsitt.

Nodjohep't huwispus ot e mocisem finudsev xovj johjis qumovodem encovoupt. Nutv siqusvist esi emtu mocisem finudsevt, tu ov't puv tasqsotoph vu tii vjin womogz vjuti xju soti aq vu uqquti jis qumodoit.