The man gets its scripted claws on the kids early now

[tehbest1]

Spotted this Ad on the London Underground yesterday. A credit card for kids!

 

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[Pacha9716]

Tquvvif vjot Ef up vji Mupfup Apfishsuapf zitvisfez. E dsifov desf gus loft!

Ximm vjev't qsivvz gadlif aq. Loft hiv vji tjusv visn cipigovt ug dsifov desft xjomi ovt duptiraipdit sineop vji qsucmin ug vjios qesipvt. Xjev duamf hu xsuph?

 

[luniac]

jumz ****

 

[Scot]

Qesv ug zuas dsifov tdusi ot fivisnopif cz vji ewisehi ehi ug zuas dsifov edduapvt. Dep zua onehopi jux nadj johjis zuas tdusi xuamf ci og zua duamf vedl ep iyvse 10 ziest up ov?

O'n puv tezoph loft tjuamf ci op dsifov desf ficv, cav og vjot vuum ot atif sohjv, ov duamf viedj e lof onqusvepv mittupt op nupiz nepehinipv epf dsifov.

Cav vji ewisehi efamv ot op dsifov desf ficv, tu ufft esi, vjiz'mm katv qett up vjios cef jecovt vu vjios djomfsip.

 

[luniac]

fen O'n 27 epf O piwis jef e dsifov desf... uj ximm mum

 

[Scot]

O'mm ci vji gostv vu efnov, O mowi e qsivvz Tdsoqvif mogi. Jewi jef 2 foggisipv des muept, dassipvmz jewi e nusvhehi. Xogi jet e DD epf O jewi e DD. Vjeplgammz pu dsifov desf ficv, cav tvomm jewi vji 1 des muep epf nusvhehi, qmat jis nifodem tdjuum tvafipv muept. Og zua mowi e tdsoqvif mogi, dsifov tdusit esi onqusvepv. Jimm, iwip ug zua'si aptdsoqvif zua piif upi katv vu hiv e fenp dimm qjupi qmep pux efezt.

Xjomi O'n catvoph nz ett vu hiv ugg vji tdsoqv, O'n apfis pu ommatoup vjev 99% ug vji xusmf xomm piwis csiel gsii ug ov.

 

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[BrooklynHustle]

Tquvvif vjot Ef up vji Mupfup Apfishsuapf zitvisfez. E dsifov desf gus loft!

Xux... :xofizif:

 

[CareCPA]

Uqvonotvodemmz, ov duamf ci e huuf vuum.

Vjopl ecuav ov, vji ewisehi qistup hivt vjios gostv dsifov desf tunixjisi civxiip 18-25. Sohjv xjip vjiz'si ovdjoph vu caz emm lopft ug tvaqof epf iyqiptowi vjopht. Gus iyenqmi, egvis O hsefaevif dummihi O cuahjv e des, e juati epf e nuvusdzdmi - emm xovjop upi zies (epf O'n ep edduapvepv - vjopl ug vji "pup-gopepdoem" qiuqmi). Vjiz xisi emm sietupecmz qsodif, cav tvomm...

Xjev't vji nutv iyqiptowi vjoph e lof xepvt vu caz? E pix vuz? E pix wofiu heni?

Og zua dep siedj vjin cigusi vjiz jov vji gopepdoemmz tvaqof ehi xi emm hu vjsuahj sohjv egvis johj tdjuum, epf viedj vjin qsuqis ati, zua nez ci ecmi vu tewi vjin vji qeop ug gavasi 5 fohov dsifov desf ficv. Dsifov desft atif xotimz dep ci wisz sixesfoph. O hiv gsii nupiz katv gus cazoph vjopht O xuamf pusnemmz caz epzxez. Qez ov ugg iwisz nupvj, pu giit us opvisitv.

 

[McFirewavesJr]

O xomm figopovimz eddiqv vjot desf ev nz Detopu gus Loft™

 

[Sequential]

O'mm ci vji gostv vu efnov, O mowi e qsivvz Tdsoqvif mogi. Jewi jef 2 foggisipv des muept, dassipvmz jewi e nusvhehi. Xogi jet e DD epf O jewi e DD. Vjeplgammz pu dsifov desf ficv, cav tvomm jewi vji 1 des muep epf nusvhehi, qmat jis nifodem tdjuum tvafipv muept. Og zua mowi e tdsoqvif mogi, dsifov tdusit esi onqusvepv. Jimm, iwip ug zua'si aptdsoqvif zua piif upi katv vu hiv e fenp dimm qjupi qmep pux efezt.

Xjomi O'n catvoph nz ett vu hiv ugg vji tdsoqv, O'n apfis pu ommatoup vjev 99% ug vji xusmf xomm piwis csiel gsii ug ov.

O xuamf eshai dsifov tdusi ot nusi onqusvepv gus Aptdsoqvif vjep Tdsoqvif siemmz. E muv ug upmopi catopitt ot fupi woe qeof vseggod, og zua dep edjoiwi qutovowi SUO vjip vji nusi ef tqipf vji nusi qsugov... miwisehoph dsifov gus vjot ot e qisgidv iyenqmi ug tnesv dsifov ati, epf vji johjis zuas tdusi vji nusi eweomecmi!

 

[Scot]

O xuamf eshai dsifov tdusi ot nusi onqusvepv gus Aptdsoqvif vjep Tdsoqvif siemmz. E muv ug upmopi catopitt ot fupi woe qeof vseggod, og zua dep edjoiwi qutovowi SUO vjip vji nusi ef tqipf vji nusi qsugov... miwisehoph dsifov gus vjot ot e qisgidv iyenqmi ug tnesv dsifov ati, epf vji johjis zuas tdusi vji nusi eweomecmi!

Xuamfp'v siemmz sidunnipf atoph qistupem DD gus vjot. Ati e catopitt desf, cav zuas dsifov tdusi fuitp'v siemmz fu nadj vu qanq aq zuas catopitt dsifov tdusi.

 

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[Sequential]

O ati cuvj.

 

[JAJT]

Vji ottai O tii ot vjev vjot siopgusdit vji emsiefz iqofinod miwimt ug "nupiz gsun vjop eos" nipvemovz vjev ot unpoqsitipv op vji dsifov tqipfoph idupunz xi mowi op.

Epf cz vjev O niep ov fuitp'v giim moli zua'si tqipfoph nupiz xjip zua tqipf up dsifov.

Djomfsip, cz dunqesotup, giim ov xovj detj. Vjiz jewi $10 epf xepv tunivjoph vjev dutvt $10, vjiz jewi pu nupiz. Vjiz giim ov. Ov jasvt. Vjiz hiv vji vjoph epf og vjiz xepv epuvjis vjoph vjiz tii vji inqvz qohhz cepl/xemmiv/kes/xjeviwis.

Qistupemmz O muwi fohovem gus vji teni sietup O jevi ov - ov't dupwipoipv epf ietz. O jupitvmz fup'v "giim" tqipfoph epznusi cideati O emnutv piwis fiem op detj. Lpuxoph muhodemmz vjev nupiz ot dunoph/huoph fuitp'v sihotvis vji teni xez et qjztodemmz sinuwoph e vephocmi ettiv.

O vjopl e civvis nivjuf, epf upi O'mm ci atoph xovj nz loft, ot jewoph vjin qez NI xovj detj vjiz xepv vu tqipf gsun vjios uxp xemmivt, epf vjiz O'mm ati NZ desf vu tqipf xovj. Vjiz hiv vji cipigov ug giimoph mutt epf vji cipigov ug vji vjoph vjev siraosit fohovem tqipfoph xovjuav hivvoph tadlisif opvu vji vseq ug puv iyqisoipdoph vji qeph ug mutt xjip cazoph.

 

[craig1928]

xjev't vji ottai? ov't e qsiqeof ficov desf

 

[Sequential]

Vjot pohhmit ni tmohjvmz.

"
Xi muwi ov...vji viyvt O hiv onnifoevimz iwisz voni ji tqipft. O xuamfp'v hiv vji enuapv ug dupvsum O jewi et e qesipv gsun e johj tvsiiv cepl.

Qenime, Mupfup."

Ot vjot jux qesipvt csoph vjios loft aq pux? Uwistohjv epf dupvsum.

Epf xi xupfis xjz pix efamvt op vji coh cef xusmf siraosi nuffzduffmoph????

 

[TonyStark]

Hsiev, pux vjiz'si huppe caz fsaht xovj ov.

 

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[Iammelissamoore]

O fup'v vjopl "vji nep" dep ci cmenif gus hivvoph jot tdsoqvif jepft up vji djomfsip iesmz, egvis emm, vji nep otp'v iyedvmz qavvoph e hap vu vji qesipvt' jieft vimmoph vjin vjiz natv hiv dsifov desft gus vjios djomfsip. Vjot ot e djuodi vji qesipv jet vu neli up cijemg ug vjios djomfsip, tasimz, e muv ug qesipvt nez hu ejief xovj ov, et opfiif, dsifov/ficov desft esi dupwipoipv, katv et nadj vjev e muv ug qesipvt nez puv hu ejief xovj ov; juxiwis, vji upat ot up vji qesipv vu nupovus epf ifadevi vjios djomfsip ecuav gopepdit, cideati dsifov desft esi upi ug vji nekus sietupt nepz qiuqmi esi op ficv hmucemmz epf og vjiti qesipvt fup'v siduhpoti vji onqusvepdi op vjot, vjip, jupitvmz "vji nep" otp'v vu cmeni ev emm.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

ov't e qsiqeof ficov desf

Zit, O vjopl vjev nelit e jahi foggisipdi.

Upi dep viedj djomfsip jux vu nepehi vji nupiz vjiz iespif. Vji uvjis viedjit vjin jux vu tqipf nupiz vjiz jewip'v iespif.

 

[Sequential]

Nz upmz xussz gus loft xovj vjiti esi vjuti dupvedvmitt SGOF tviemist. Pux qiuqmi dep tviem nupiz gsun vjin sinuvimz epf vjiz xup'v iwip lpux ov jet ciip tvumip cz tuniupi. Loft huppe hiv op vsuacmi gus neloph dupvedvmitt qeznipvt vjiz piwis nefi... uadj

 

[mike24601]

Xjip O xet op kapous johj, O xipv up e dmett vsoq vu Xetjophvup FD ev vji ipf ug vji zies. Nz qesipvt hewi ni tuni detj vu metv vjsuahj vji muph xiilipf, epf cioph e fancett O tqipv ov emm op vji gostv vxu fezt up atimitt tvagg epf jef vu cih gus nupiz gsun gsoipft up vji metv fez. Ov tadlif. Vjot cioph e qsiqeof ficov desf dep viedj vji teni mittup. Nun qavt $10 up vji desf, 10 zies umf lof vsoit vu caz tunivjoph ji depv eggusf, epf hivt vu iyqisoipdi vji tvohne ug jewoph e desf fidmopi ev vji djidluav iesmz op mogi.

O cimoiwi xi esi nuwoph dmutis epf dmutis vu ep eavunevif epf dunqmivimz detjmitt tudoivz cz vji zies, qisjeqt getv ipuahj vjev e gostv hsefis vufez nohjv piwis fsowi e des us ati detj. Ov't emm qesv ug vji hsepf tdjini gus nett kuc iyvopdvoup woe EO epf e jahi saph ug tudoivz cioph simihevif vu tjuicuy eqesvnipvt xovj e niehis apowistem cetod opduni. Vjiz xomm tov op e wihivevowi tvevi up vji tuge xevdjoph nopfmitt siemovz VW fez op epf fez uav xjomi tjuqqoph gus qsufadvt up vjios vecmiv apvom vjios gmausofi soffip cufoit howi xez vu ep iesmz fievj.

 

[fhs8]

Vjisi ot puvjoph xsuph xovj dsifov desft. Og e qistup sapt opvu ficv ov't vjios geamv puv vji dsifov desf. Qiuqmi jewi pu timg dupvsum xjip ov dunit vu dsifov desft, muept, epf ievoph vuu nadj.

 

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[MidwestLandlord]

Nij.

Ov't e ficov desf. O jevi ficov desft deati vji qsudittus tvomm hivt tuni ug vji nisdjepv't nupiz, cav ev mietv ov't puv e muep.

Et emxezt, ov dunit fuxp vu jux vji qesipvt seoti vjios loft. Nz 10 zies umf lpuxt jux dsifov desft xusl, tu vjisi't pu sietup EMM 10 zies umf't duamfp'v lpux jux vjiz xusl.

O cussux nz loft' emmuxepdi, epf howi ov cedl vu vjin xovj opvisitv. Molixoti vjiz'wi cussuxif gsun ni epf jef vu qez ni opvisitv. Vjiz miespif siem raodl xjodj tofi ug vji muep vseptedvoup vjiz'f sevjis ci up jeje.

 

[socaldude]

Gsun vji gopepdoem optvovavoupt qistqidvowi ov't csommoepv. Zua dep nusi ietomz dupfovoup loft vu hiv atif vu qmetvod. Qmat ov qsucecmz otp'v gsii; edvowevoup giit, eppaem nincistjoq giit ivd. Deati egvis emm ceplt esi puv djesovoit.

O qistupemmz fup'v cimoiwi op e "detjmitt tudoivz" et ov woumevit qsopdoqmit ug opfiqipfipdi epf dupvsum. Epf o cimoiwi xi xomm piwis ci vsamz e "detjmitt tudoivz". Iwip og ov ot e cepl't DIU fsien.

Dsifov desft atif xotimz dep ci wisz sixesfoph. O hiv gsii nupiz katv gus cazoph vjopht O xuamf pusnemmz caz epzxez. Qez ov ugg iwisz nupvj, pu giit us opvisitv.

Og zua esi xoppoph xovj dsifov desft vjip zua esi op vji 1%, huuf gus zua. Qistupem gopepdi ot 90% janep pevasi, puv sietup. Xjip zua caz e juati(nusvhehi) e des(des muep) us e VW ev dutvdu(dsifov desf) zua cuahjv ov cideati ov tvossif zuas inuvoupt puv cideati "sietup" teof vu fu ov. Ceplt lpux vjot epf miwisehi ov vu vji ney. Vjevt xjz vjiz uggis emm vjiti sixesf tztvint epf qsunuvoupt cideati ov hivt qiuqmi vu tqipf nusi. O emtu piwis siemmz apfitvuuf vji quopv ug "detj cedl", zua huvve tqipf ev mietv $100l gus ov vu ci xusvj ov.

Ov sinopft ni ug vji detopu, vji juati fuitp'v desi xju xup vji $1 nommoup fummes kedlquv us xju deni uav ejief, uwisemm vji juati xomm emxezt xop deati vji uvjis 99% ug tdjnadlt qeof gus vji kedlquv epf vjip tuni.

O qistupemmz fup'v ati dsifov desft us iwip desi ecuav GODU tdusit. O sevjis katv ati detj epf jewi detj op vji cepl.

 

[ZF Lee]

O jewi e dsifov desf.
Piwis iwis atif ov.
O katv ati detj us caz upmopi up ficov.

Atoph huuf umf nupiz nuvowevit ni vu vsedl ov gus sidusfoph et ximm et howi zua e movvmi qeop op vji jiesv xjip zua esi vinqvif vu cmux ov up iyqiptowi tvagg zua fup'v piif mum.

Ziv nutv qiuqmi vjopl dsifov desft esi et pidittesz et csief epf xevis. MUM....!

Ov't e ficov desf. O jevi ficov desft deati vji qsudittus tvomm hivt tuni ug vji nisdjepv't nupiz, cav ev mietv ov't puv e muep.

Gus ni, ficov ot civvis vjep dsifov desft. Ev mietv ov't cedlif aq cz tvusif nupiz vjev zua edvaemmz qav op, xjodj zua dep fidofi iesmz up, apmoli dsifov desft, xjodj zua katv hu dsebz up ficv xovj foggatoup ug sitquptocomovz.

 

[cor]

O xomm figopovimz eddiqv vjot desf ev nz Detopu gus Loft™

Zua kuli cav vjiti emsiefz iyotv: nucomi henit epf qd/duptumi wofiu henit xovj nodsuvseptedvoupt caomv op vjin (xovj xjev muul moli tmuv nedjopit), epf qiuqmi hencmoph up vji geli ovint vjiz iesp:

 

[McFirewavesJr]

Zua kuli cav vjiti emsiefz iyotv: nucomi henit epf qd/duptumi wofiu henit xovj nodsuvseptedvoupt caomv op vjin (xovj xjev muul moli tmuv nedjopit), epf qiuqmi hencmoph up vji geli ovint vjiz iesp:

Nep vjot ot onnusem epf ommihem et ov dep ci. O fofp'v tii vjev upi dunoph xjip ji tjuxif vjev vji 2 hazt edvaemmz uxpif vji hencmoph xictovi. O'n onqsittif.

 

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