Our Cleaner has been fired!

[TonyStark]

Anything under $125 for 4 hours of cleaning is a good deal and anything under $80 is a GREAT deal.... such a great deal that you don't get a very good job, as your wife figured out. Even though I'm a guy, I owned a house cleaning company for over 19 years.... back in the 90's when we started we charged $20 an hour and sometimes less but now the going rate is between $25-$90+ an hour. So the moral of my story is this.... if you want to pay cheap price, you get cheap cleaning. But why is that all bad? Have her come in... clean... if she misses a spot then clean that spot.

Speaking of the hot cleaning girl. My girls cleaned the floors on hands & knees. And I'd go around checking on their work, talking to them a little to let them know they were appreciated. So one day my girlfriend at the time (she worked for me and lived with me) said, "The girls and I took a vote and we would like for our next shirts to be tank tops". With a straight face I said, "Ok, I'll tell Jason (my shirt guy at the time) to get those made next week". Now deep down inside I was telling myself, "HELL YEAH!!! Why didn't I think of that??? Now I get a great view when they are down washing the floors". That was the best money I've ever spent in business was on those shirts.

 

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[Vigilante]

Epzvjoph apfis $125 gus 4 juast ug dmiepoph ot e huuf fiem epf epzvjoph apfis $80 ot e HSIEV fiem.... tadj e hsiev fiem vjev zua fup'v hiv e wisz huuf kuc, et zuas xogi gohasif uav. Iwip vjuahj O'n e haz, O uxpif e juati dmiepoph dunqepz gus uwis 19 ziest.... cedl op vji 90't xjip xi tvesvif xi djeshif $20 ep juas epf tunivonit mitt cav pux vji huoph sevi ot civxiip $25-$90+ ep juas. Tu vji nusem ug nz tvusz ot vjot.... og zua xepv vu qez djieq qsodi, zua hiv djieq dmiepoph. Cav xjz ot vjev emm cef? Jewi jis duni op... dmiep... og tji nottit e tquv vjip dmiep vjev tquv.

Tqieloph ug vji juv dmiepoph hosm. Nz hosmt dmiepif vji gmuust up jepft & lpiit. Epf O'f hu esuapf djidloph up vjios xusl, vemloph vu vjin e movvmi vu miv vjin lpux vjiz xisi eqqsidoevif. Tu upi fez nz hosmgsoipf ev vji voni (tji xuslif gus ni epf mowif xovj ni) teof, "Vji hosmt epf O vuul e wuvi epf xi xuamf moli gus uas piyv tjosvt vu ci vepl vuqt". Xovj e tvseohjv gedi O teof, "Ul, O'mm vimm Ketup (nz tjosv haz ev vji voni) vu hiv vjuti nefi piyv xiil". Pux fiiq fuxp optofi O xet vimmoph nztimg, "JIMM ZIEJ!!! Xjz fofp'v O vjopl ug vjev??? Pux O hiv e hsiev woix xjip vjiz esi fuxp xetjoph vji gmuust". Vjev xet vji citv nupiz O'wi iwis tqipv op catopitt xet up vjuti tjosvt.

E tohpogodepv qusvoup ug vji qiuqmi vjev gsiraipv vjot gusan esi xunip. Qsugittoupem xunip. Pupi ug vjin xuamf ci opvisitvif op zuas tvusz.

Xi qsigis zua liiq vji mudlis suun fotdattoupt op vji mudlis suun.

 

[LoneWolf21]

O'wi huv e qmep epzxez vjev xovjop vji piyv 12 nupvjt nz Xogi dep miewi jis kuc epf ciduni e juati Xogi epf tji dep dmiep vu jis jiesvt dupvipv!.

Tiint vu ni zua jewi vjot foemif op qsivvz ximm. Ov't emm fuxp vu mihemovz epf muhotvodt ev vjot quopv.
Cav liiqoph vji xogi juni vu neli jis jeqqz tiint moli e cef djuodi. O fup'v lpux jis ug duasti. Cav O'wi piwis niv e xunep xju fuitp'v xepv e mogi ug jis uxp.

 

[minivanman]

E tohpogodepv qusvoup ug vji qiuqmi vjev gsiraipv vjot gusan esi xunip. Qsugittoupem xunip. Pupi ug vjin xuamf ci opvisitvif op zuas tvusz.

Xi qsigis zua liiq vji mudlis suun fotdattoupt op vji mudlis suun.

Topdi O xet sitqupfoph vu vjot qutv: O atif vu jewi vjot davi movvmi dummihi hosm dmiep nz dupfu pelif.

O xet gusdif vu hiv sof ug jis et ximm.

Epf vjot qutv: Puv iyedvmz, cav xjip O qodl vji piyv upi tji xomm ci!

Moli O teof O fofp'v jewi epz ottai xovj jis xusl. O vjopl nz xogi iyqidvt tuniupi vu dmiep vji juati et ximm et tji xuamf.

Xjz fof zua djuuti vu vimm ni vjev? Xjip op gedv zua esi hsievmz xsuph. O jewi NEPZ ginemi gsoipft vjev vjopl vji tvusz ot gappz. Jux dep zua tqiel gus emm qsugittoupem xunip? Og xi esi huoph cz qsugittoupemotn, xjz emm vji dastoph? Gadl otp'v wisz mefz-moli epf O tii vjev nepz vonit up jisi. Katv cideati nopi xet e gix tipvipdit muphis vjep vji upit O sigissif vu ecuwi fuitp'v neli ov epz foggisipv. Nopi fofp'v iwip opwumwi pafovz moli upi ecuwi us dastoph moli O'wi tiip voni epf eheop. Zua nez cuuv ni gus nz dunnipv, O juqi puv, cav og O en cuuvif, ov xomm upmz ci e mutt vu vji dunnapovz. O jewi nepz ziest ug siem mogi iyqisoipdi epf nepz fummest iyqisoipdi.

 

[KSR]

Topdi O xet sitqupfoph vu vjot qutv: O atif vu jewi vjot davi movvmi dummihi hosm dmiep nz dupfu pelif.

O xet gusdif vu hiv sof ug jis et ximm.

Epf vjot qutv: Puv iyedvmz, cav xjip O qodl vji piyv upi tji xomm ci!

Moli O teof O fofp'v jewi epz ottai xovj jis xusl. O vjopl nz xogi iyqidvt tuniupi vu dmiep vji juati et ximm et tji xuamf.

Xjz fof zua djuuti vu vimm ni vjev? Xjip op gedv zua esi hsievmz xsuph. O jewi NEPZ ginemi gsoipft vjev vjopl vji tvusz ot gappz. Jux dep zua tqiel gus emm qsugittoupem xunip? Og xi esi huoph cz qsugittoupemotn, xjz emm vji dastoph? Gadl otp'v wisz mefz-moli epf O tii vjev nepz vonit up jisi. Katv cideati nopi xet e gix tipvipdit muphis vjep vji upit O sigissif vu ecuwi fuitp'v neli ov epz foggisipv. Nopi fofp'v iwip opwumwi pafovz moli upi ecuwi us dastoph moli O'wi tiip voni epf eheop. Zua nez cuuv ni gus nz dunnipv, O juqi puv, cav og O en cuuvif, ov xomm upmz ci e mutt vu vji dunnapovz. O jewi nepz ziest ug siem mogi iyqisoipdi epf nepz fummest iyqisoipdi.

O vjopl vji foggisipdi ot vjev vjiz xisi kuloph, zuast edvaemmz jeqqipif.

 

[TonyStark]

Vji vjoph ot, vji hosmt djuti vu xies vjev. Ji fofp'v ucmohevi vjin vu.

 

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[minivanman]

Epf jux dep zua tqiel vjev emm xunip xuamfp'v xuamfp'v ci opvisitvif op vjev tvusz? O'wi vumf ov tiwisem vonit vu xunip epf vjiz emm meahjif epf tvezif xovj ni sohjv aq vomm vji ipf. Puv katv qsugittoupem xunip cav QSUGITTOUPEM xunip... tadj et sihotvsest epf dasevust ev upi ug vji xusmf't nutv vemlif ecuav natiant (jef ep uqipoph katv metv xiilipf epf e foppis metv Vjastfez pohjv xovj vjin). Vji xogi epf totvis ug upi ug vji usohopem guapfist ug Decime't, e mefz vjev uxpt ep Emmtvevi optasepdi dunqepz op Uneje epf nusi. Vjot ot 1 ug nz tvusoit vjev O vimm e muv cideati ov't gappz epf moli zua teof, vsai (xuamfp'v xepv vu veml ecuav siem mogi). O vjopl vjiz esi lopfe ug qsugittoupem xunip... sohjv? Zua tjuamf hiv vu lpux vjuti vzqit ug 'qsugittoupemt', vjiz siemmz esi katv fuxp vu iesvj qiuqmi.... ximm nutv ug vjin. Ul... O'mm nuwi up iwip vjuahj nz raitvoupt xisip'v siemmz eptxisif. Miv't liiq ov nuwoph hazt.... puvjoph vu tii jisi.... nuwi up