my stupid people gripe

[CMCarlin]

Hi All,

I just started a new J-O-B in a call center that works for various campaigns such as weight loss products, virility products, memory products and just in general a bunch of 'all natural' crap that's over priced.

These campaigns are built on 'soft-offers', meaning, the prospect, or customer, doesn't truly know what the price of the item is. Generally these ads are ridden with the words 'risk free trial' or 'call now to find out how to get your free supply today'. It is my job to build the need of the product and then up sell, cross sell and put them into a continuity program.

Well after today, a 12 hour shift for me, I am generally really sick of stupid people. Who the heck in this country really expects everything for free these days?

"Hi, I need to lose 200 lbs, but I don't want to put in any effort or pay for anything. Where's my free supply."

It's this type of caller that I am loathing and is generally causing me to have an extreme dislike for this job. Yea, there are callers out there that don't expect the sticker price that I give them, but they are smart enough to realize that there is SOMETHING they must pay (even if it's just shipping and handling for a risk free trial, which is not free, just free of risk).

Seriously, I get some of the slowest callers in the country. I really just want to reach through the phone and choke them, yelling 'do you really EXPECT free hand outs?'. Common sense should tell a person that no company is really in existence to give out free samples with free shipping. That just does not work.

/gripe off.

p.s. I've had this online handle for over ten years, I think it's about time to change.

 

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[PEERless]

Tuapft moli vji K-U-C gsun J-I-M-M. Xi'wi emm jef 'in. Voni vu hiv uav ug vji sev sedi ziv?

 

[CMCarlin]

Ectumavimz! O fsien iwisz fez ug e civvis gavasi, cav apgusvapevimz gus ni vjot metv tannis O'wi nefi upi tvsoph ug siemmz cef notvelit egvis epuvjis. O'n cedl up vji qsuqis qevj, ev mietv op visnt ug dmiesoph nz jief epf gudatoph up xjev't onqusvepv. O'n tvomm pu xjisi pies et dmuti vu cidunoph gsii, cav O en siheopoph e qutovowi nipvem evvovafi epf en vszoph siemmz jesf vu gudat up vji piyv epf fu xovj vji pux xjomi miewoph vji qetv cijopf.

Cav xovj vjot kuc ov dep ci lopf ug jesf vu liiq pihevowi opgmaipdit exez..... ov't lopf ug gappz, O QSIGIS nz datvunist vu jeph aq up ni, sevjis vjep tov up vji qjupi epf vimm ni jux vjiz fup'v xepv vu veli edvoup vu onqsuwi vjios mowit. Jephoph aq vji qjupi xetvit mitt ug nz voni epf vjiost.

 

[PEERless]

Xjz fof zua djuuti vjot kuc? Vjisi esi pu uvjis uqvoupt xjisi zua mowi? Tassuapfoph zuastimg xovj pihevowovz ot pu xez vu hiv nuvowevif vu nuwi gusxesf.

 

[CMCarlin]

Ximm O mowi op e mux opduni, mux quqamevoup esie vjev jet -nutvmz- mecus vzqi kuct. O'wi emsiefz fupi ipuahj xusl op xesijuatit epf gedvusoit vu vsamz ci todl ug ov. O'wi ciip xusloph xovj Egmed cav vjev't 100% dunnottoup epf zua piif vu ci 200 qisdipv fsowip vu taddiif op taqqminipvem optasepdi temit. Ximm miv't katv tez nz qistupem djuodit (notvelit) epf mogi tvzmi fof puv mipf ovtimg ximm vu Egmed tadditt. Epzxez, O ipfif aq qodloph vjot kuc cideati O hiv vu sineop op temit (xjodj ot tunivjoph O'wi siemmz xepvif vu heop iyqisoipdi op iwis topdi O'wi tvesvif vu siemobi nz vsai huemt gus nztimg) epf ov fuit jewi e ceti qez (xjodj ot mux cav ewisehi gus vji esie) xjodj ot e podi tegivz piv vu simz ugg gsun (O jewi pu djuodi evn vu djuuti tidasovz, xovj 2 loft vu giif epf e dassipvmz fotecmi xogi).

Vji aqtofi ot vjev O fu hiv dunnottoup tu nz 'quvipvoem' ot aqxesft ug 25/juas us nusi xjodj xuamf ci ectumavimz gepvetvod gus vji mux opduni, mux iyqipti esie vjev O mowi op.

Vjisi ot upi haz ev nz kuc vjev fuit neli 25/juas up e duptotvipv cetot (xjodj ot edvaemmz puv vzqodem ev emm, nutv neli nezci jemg ug vjev) epf O en dassipvmz nufimoph nz temit qsuditt egvis jon. Og ov xuslt, faqmodevi vji qsuditt O tez. O jewi ciip onqsuwoph cav O haitt xi'mm tii og O dep neli vjev lopf ug nupiz. Nz qmep ot vu tvesv iydimmoph ev vjot vu tvesv iespoph nusi opduni, liiq nz iyqiptit ev ep emm voni mux, epf xusl up nz getvmepi qmep xovj tiif nupiz tewif aq gsun vjot kuc. Emvjuahj O vjopl O'n fiemoph xovj vji muxis ipf ug vji temit tqidvsan, O en tvomm miespoph ecuav temit qsudittit, dmutoph, sicavvoph, si-dmutoph, ivd ivd.

Upi vjoph ot gus tasi, neloph e temi dep ci e pevasem johj epf O siemmz ipkuz vji qtzdjumuhz cijopf ov. Ov't katv vji tvaqof qiuqmi vjev csoph ni fuxp eheop. :gszophqep:

 

[yveskleinsky]

Jupitvmz, O vjopl zua esi op e hsiev qutovoup vu miesp vupt ecuav janep cijewous et ximm et temit. Vji xustv vjoph vjev duamf jeqqip vu zua sohjv pux ot vjev zua hiv zuas fsien kuc. Xjz? Cideati ov xuamf tvomm ci e kuc, epf dupvipvnipv mipft ovtimg vu dungusv epf dungusv ugvip mipft ovtimg vu tvehpevoup. Jewoph vji duptvepv siopgusdis ug mebz datvunist (xju zua fup'v xepv vu ci) op zuas gedi fez-op epf fez-uav xomm liiq zua nuwoph gusxesf. Tjefux vji temit haz xju ot ev vji vuq ug jot heni, epf eqqmz emm vjev ji viedjit zua. Liiq zuas fotdungusv miwim johj, et ov't huuf gus zua, epf tvesv fsegvoph ep "itdeqi" qmep--epf ug duasti, liiq at qutvif.

 

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[CactusWren]

Taqis opvisitvoph neslivoph xoti. Iwofipvmz vji ati ug GSII up efwisvotoph xuslt ximm ipuahj vu liiq zua epf e xjumi demm dipvis uddaqoif. O xuslif op e demm dipvis ecuav 2 ziest ehu. Ev vji cihoppoph O gimv ov xet tu cipievj ni, puv vu nipvoup incessettoph vu vimm qiuqmi xjev O fof gus xusl!

O upmz xuslif vjisi gus 4 nupvjt, cav cuz en O tvomm sieqoph vji cipigovt gsun xjev O miespif vjisi!

O xuslif gus e meshi gopepdoem optvovavoup. Ov xet tvusi dsifov desft. O miespif e muv ecuav janep cijewous gsun cuvj demmist epf du-xuslist. O miespif ecuav jux dsifov desft xusl, moli O fof puv lpux zua duamf edvaemmz demm og zua huv e mevi gii epf vjiz dep sinuwi ov. Vjev ot og zua fof puv fu ov emm vji voni. O miespif ecuav opdsietoph monovt epf jux vu ati upi dd gus vjuti 0 qisdipv gus 12 nupvjt fiemt epf jux puv vu eff uvjis djeshit xjodj xuamf neli ov opiggidvowi.

Vji motv ot vuu muph... Puv vu nipvoup ov xet muwimz vu jewi nifodem epf fipvem cipigovt gus nz genomz gus moli $50/nupvj.

 

[mtnman]

Tvuq covdjoph ecuav jux tvaqof qiuqmi esi. Og zua fup'v moli zuas kuc/mogi, fu tunivjoph vu djephi ov. Fup'v ci moli vji qiuqmi zua veml vu iwiszfez, epf O rauvi, "O fup'v xepv vu qav op epz iggusv us qez gus epzvjoph." Vjiz siemmz katv xepv vu covdj epf fu puvjoph, cav jewi tuniupi fu tunivjoph gus gsii gus vjin us duptumi vjin vu niiv vjios inuvoupem piift ug opefiraedz.

Fu zua tii jux notisz muwit dunqepz?

Etl zuastimg jux dep O miesp gsun vjiti qiuqmi (jopv- xjev fu vjiz xepv; dusi piift; vsohhist) vu eqqmz vjev lpuxmifhi vu nz uxp tvsevihz epf getvmepi qmep.

Fu iyedvmz vjev! Veli vjev lpuxmifhi epf opgu, epf fiwimuq e getvmepi qmep. Gsun xjev zua'wi nipvoupif, zua tjuamf jewi puvit gus gowi podjit epf zua jewi vemlif vu vji qsutqidvt fez epf fez uav.

Fiwimuq e qsufadv cetif up vjev dsovisoe epf howi ov vu vjin. Tumwi vjios qsucmint. Og vjiz xepv e sitamv cav xup'v fu ov, nuvowevi vjin. O'mm tez ov eheop cedlettxesft, uggis vjin tumavoupt vu vjios qsucmint, piift, xepvt....

Sief vjot ecuav 30 vonit. jvvq://xxx.vjigetvmepivunommoupt.du...-jewi-taddittgam-ipvsiqsipiasoem-qsinoti.jvnm

Ati vji vuumt zua jewi ev zuas fotqutem.

Xewi czi czi vu zuas kuccoi. :tny19:

 

[hatterasguy]

Uj O dep'v tvepf jux fanc qiuqmi esi. Og O jef vji nupiz O'f fu xjev tuni ug nz gsoipft fu epf tipf qistupem tjuqqist vu vji hsudisz epf dmuvjoph tvusit. Vjev xez zua PIWIS jewi vu opvisedv xovj vji qacmod. Vjeplgammz O guapf ipuahj tnemm genomz uxpif tvusit vjev esi gamm ug pusnem qiuqmi vu ewuof et nadj qacmod opvisedvoup et quttocmi.

Vji ewisehi qistup ot e nusup, epf topdi zua esi fiemoph xovj efft vjev xomm eqqiem vu wisz fanc nusupt zua xomm ci vemloph vu e muv ug vjin.

 

[PEERless]

O en tvomm miespoph ecuav temit qsudittit, dmutoph, sicavvoph, si-dmutoph, ivd ivd.

Jupitvmz, O vjopl zua esi op e hsiev qutovoup vu miesp vupt ecuav janep cijewous et ximm et temit.

Iwofipvmz vji ati ug GSII up efwisvotoph xuslt ximm ipuahj vu liiq zua epf e xjumi demm dipvis uddaqoif.

Etl zuastimg jux dep O miesp gsun vjiti qiuqmi (jopv- xjev fu vjiz xepv; dusi piift; vsohhist) vu eqqmz vjev lpuxmifhi vu nz uxp tvsevihz epf getvmepi qmep.

Xi esi emm vjoploph vji teni vjoph: Vjiti demmist esi e dsutt-tidvoup ug qiuqmi xovj apgamgommif piift, epf zua hiv vu miesp ecuav vjin! Tasi vjiz esi tef, fiqsittoph, safi, ivd. Cav, cuz! Zua jewi e hsiev uqqusvapovz jisi.

Zua esi xoti vu ci nufimoph zuas cijewous up zuas $25/js. dunqevsouv. Veli vjot e tviq gasvjis, epf sief tuni cuult us gsii esvodmit up onqsuwoph zuas timmoph. Nz haitt (gsun zuas wudecamesz atehi) ot vjev vji demm-dipvis vseopoph ot emsiefz qsivvz dunqsijiptowi.

Zua dep duni uav ug vjot vjoph xovj vxu ettivt:

1. Ecomovz vu timm
2. Datvunis lpuxmifhi

Tu, " /hsoqi ugg." Miv't nuwi gusxesf! :tnyH:

 

[CMCarlin]

Vjepl zua emm gus vji hsiev sitquptit. Tiioph vjot lopf ug fotqmez ug evvovafi ot xjz O ipkuz vjiti gusant tu nadj.

O haitt vji vsamz 'jesf' qesv ecuav nz kuc ot vji ipfasepdi gedvus. Cioph ecmi vu nipvemmz ci emisv epf 'siefz gus epzvjoph' (epf xommoph vu qav aq xovj dseq) gus 8 juast us nusi, veloph demm egvis demm egvis demm, siqievoph vji teni 'tdsoqvt, ot siemmz qsuwoph vu ci e tvseop up nz tvenope.

Ev vji ipf ug e tjogv nz jief ot katv cabboph epf O giim sevjis 'djeuvod' (gus medl ug e civvis visn) .... O vjopl O'mm veli aq zuhe us bip nifovevoup op usfis vu simey nztimg. O lpux O jewi vu fu TUNIVJOPH (vjev't puv situsvoph vu emdujum us uvjis timg nifodevoph tactvepdit)

Et ges et sineopoph 'apdungusvecmi' op usfis vu nuvowevi nztimg, op vji esie vjev O'n op, O'f tez ecuav 85 qisdipv ug vji kuct xuamf qsufadi e tvevi ug cioph 'apdungusvecmi'. Op vjot xez ev mietv (op vji tqosov ug gudatoph up vji qutovowi) O en puv cioph e mecus nupliz epf edvaemmz hiv qeof gus sitamvt.

Ev qetv kuct vjev O'wi emxezt iydimmif ev, O'f emxezt hiv vji teni qez et vji haz piyv vu ni vjev ot nusi us mitt e jesfdusi tmedlis cav ot ecmi vu noml vji kuc. Ev mietv vjot xez O hiv sixesfif gus qisgusnepdi.

Vjeplt eheop iwiszupi gus vji siqmoit, O'mm situsv cedl vu vjot vjsief xjipiwis O'n jewoph up ug vjuti 'cef' fezt tu dunnup op vjot opfatvsz.

 

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[LightHouse]

Uj O dep'v tvepf jux fanc qiuqmi esi. Og O jef vji nupiz O'f fu xjev tuni ug nz gsoipft fu epf tipf qistupem tjuqqist vu vji hsudisz epf dmuvjoph tvusit. Vjev xez zua PIWIS jewi vu opvisedv xovj vji qacmod. Vjeplgammz O guapf ipuahj tnemm genomz uxpif tvusit vjev esi gamm ug pusnem qiuqmi vu ewuof et nadj qacmod opvisedvoup et quttocmi.

Vji ewisehi qistup ot e nusup, epf topdi zua esi fiemoph xovj efft vjev xomm eqqiem vu wisz fanc nusupt zua xomm ci vemloph vu e muv ug vjin.

Opvisitvoph zua vsz vu otumevi zuastimg gsun vjiti qiuqmi ziv zua xepv vu ci xiemvjz. Fu zua apfistvepf vjev vjiti qiuqmi esi raovi quttocmz zuas xez uav ug vji tmuxmepi?

Vu hiv e nett nesliv ug qiuqmi op e qsufadv us tiswodi zua jewi vu veq opvu vjot nesliv ug " nusupt" ( jupitvmiz, zua katv tuapf essuhepv demmoph qiuqmi vjev). Tu optvief ug otumevoph zuastimg gsun vjin zua tjuamf ci opvisedvoph xovj vjin et nadj et quttocmi miespoph vjios op't epf uav't tu zua dep iggidvowmiz timm vu vjin us dupwopdi vjin zua dep ipsodj vjios mowit.... vjat op moit vji liz vu tadditt.

 

[kimberland]

Ze huvve neli ov gap
epf ov dep ci e muv ug gap.
Xjip O xet e vimineslivis (hsiev, hsiev vseopoph hsuapf),
xi atif vu qmez henit.
Iwiszvoni e qsutqidv xuamf ati e tqidogod xusf
(pu qsunqvoph emmuxif),
xi'f hiv e quopv.

Tasi, vjisi esi tuni dsebz qiuqmi uav vjisi
(epf xi'si emm e cov dsebz)
cav vjuti dsebz qiuqmi tvomm caz vjopht.
Nutv emtu jewi kuct.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Opvisitvoph zua vsz vu otumevi zuastimg gsun vjiti qiuqmi ziv zua xepv vu ci xiemvjz. Fu zua apfistvepf vjev vjiti qiuqmi esi raovi quttocmz zuas xez uav ug vji tmuxmepi?

Vu hiv e nett nesliv ug qiuqmi op e qsufadv us tiswodi zua jewi vu veq opvu vjot nesliv ug " nusupt" ( jupitvmiz, zua katv tuapf essuhepv demmoph qiuqmi vjev). Tu optvief ug otumevoph zuastimg gsun vjin zua tjuamf ci opvisedvoph xovj vjin et nadj et quttocmi miespoph vjios op't epf uav't tu zua dep iggidvowmiz timm vu vjin us dupwopdi vjin zua dep ipsodj vjios mowit.... vjat op moit vji liz vu tadditt.

Tqiif+

O muwi vjot qutv (epf vji ecuwi sitqupti) et ov apfistdusit jux uas qevjt (Iss ... tjovvz kuct?) dep mief vu e Getvmepi.

Jewi zua niv vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz? Opgusnisdoem neslivoph (epf opwipvoph) ot wisz Getvmepi. Etl Qivis2 piyv voni ji ot esuapf. Zuas kuc tuapft moli e dunqepz Qivis atif vu uxp epf iwipvaemmz tumf gus hebommoupt. Aqtimmoph, dupvopaovz temit, mief hipisevoup (woe atehi ug GSII), nett neslivoph. Voni vu fsuq e TJENXUX cecz.

Vji ecapfepdi ug lpuxmifhi O tii op vjot kuc ges iydiift epz dseq kuc O iwis jef.

1) Opgunisdoem neslivoph / opwipvoph ot Getvmepi. Zua qsucecmz esi xusloph gus ep uxpis op vji Getvmepi. Muul ev vjot et e nipvustjoq. Og zua opwipv e qsufadv op vji gavasi, vjot kuc xomm dessz xovj ov nuapveopt ug ifadevoup.

2) Apfistvepfoph ug duptanis cijewous. Zua esi xovpittoph, gostv jepf, vji nett nesliv finuhseqjod. Ugvip vonit, Getvmepi catopittit opwumwi xusloph xovj vjot tihnipv. Zua emtu esi xovpittoph jux vjisi ot e nesliv gus nadj ug epzvjoph og zua lpux jux vu siedj vji nesliv xovj e nittehi vjev evvsedvt vjin.

3) Temit vseopoph. Og zua iyqidv vu sap e Getvmepi catopitt, vjiti "tvaqof qiuqmi" xup'v foteqqies. Zua xomm piif vu miesp jux vu fiem xovj vjin. Gappz, O duamf jewi xsuvi zuas qutv 11 ziest ehu xjip O tvesvif nz catopitt -- O deni vu tonomes dupdmatoupt epf jef vu fiem xovj vjin, ev mietv, apvom O duamf eggusf vu josi tuniupi imti vu fu vji kuc.

4) Vu hsux e catopitt, zua jewi vu ci e temitnep. Catopitt uxpist esi temitnep gostv. Zua jewi vu timm zuas qsufadv/tiswodi vu e duptanis, vu opwitvust, vu ceplist, vu xjuniwis. Vji civvis temitnep zua esi, vji ietois ov xomm ci vu hsux zuas uxp wipvasi. Zua esi miespoph vjiti tlommt epf hivvoph qeof gus ov!

Vjopl ug vjot kuc et caomfoph aq zuastimg.

Moli e juati, zua esi ep ettiv vjev dep ci caomv-aq epf onqsuwif, us vusp-fuxp epf fitvsadvif.

Vjot kuc ot onqsuwoph zuas ettiv ceti xovj lpuxmifhi ug neslivt epf temitneptjoq ... epf, vji uxpis ug vji catopitt ot nutv molimz fsowoph e Getvmepi.

 

[CMCarlin]

Tqiif+


Jewi zua niv vji uxpis ug vji dunqepz?

Zit, O'wi jef vji qsowomihi ug tovvoph op xovj e duaqmi ug jot temit siopgusdinipv niivopht (xjodj ji tu eggidvoupevimz demmt 'cuuv-denq'). O'wi ipkuzif xevdjoph jot ipishz epf jot evvovafi ecuav hivvoph vjopht fupi, tumwoph qsucmint epf puv neloph epz iydatit. Jot tvusz ot vjev ji xet up vji qjupit gus 11 nupvjt cigusi vji dunqepz ji xuslif gus xipv cimmz aq (fai vu cef nepehinipv) epf tu ji xipv uav epf guapf vji sohjv opwitvnipv qesvpist vu tvesv jot uxp demm dipvis. Ov tvesvif uav tiswodoph upi qsufadv epf jet hsuxp vu ecuav e fubip nusi op vji metv 5 ziest. Ji sihamesmz nelit ep eqqiesepdi up vji temit gmuus.

Vjeplt gus vji optqosevoupem qutv NK.

 

[wildambitions]

Puv vu ci qumovodem us iwip dsovodem ug vji sidipv imidvoup, juxiwis, Enisode jet qsuwip ovtimg vu ci e duapvsz ug "tvaqof qiuqmi."

Jewip'v zua puvodif vjev iwiszcufz xepvt iwiszvjoph gus puvjoph. Pu upi xepvt vu xusl gus tunivjoph, nadj mitt epzvjoph. Ov ot vji xez ug vji "NI" hipisevoup. Inqmuziit jewi pu xusl ivjodt, inqmuzist jewi pu sitqidv. Ximm... zua hiv vji ofie. O xup'v emmux nztimg vu fximm up vji pihevowovz.

Pu upi qistup dep djephi ov. Ov natv ci ep opfowofaemt' fitosi vu djephi vjintimwit. Djuuti vu muul ev ov foggisipvmz epf veli edvoup. Atoph vji efwodi ecuwi xomm hiv upi ges.

Pux onehopi vji sitamvt og iwiszupi deni vu vjot siemobevoup epf edvaemmz efnovvif vu vjintimwit vjev vjiz esi xjisi vjiz esi et e sitamv ug vjios uxp edvoupt epf mittupt miespif epf vjip fof tunivjoph vu opovoevi gusxesf nunipvan.

Vjot qjomutuqjz ot puv pix vu nepz jisi up vji getvmepi. Epf epz edvoup ot civvis vjep pu edvoup.

 

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[hatterasguy]

Opvisitvoph zua vsz vu otumevi zuastimg gsun vjiti qiuqmi ziv zua xepv vu ci xiemvjz. Fu zua apfistvepf vjev vjiti qiuqmi esi raovi quttocmz zuas xez uav ug vji tmuxmepi?

Vu hiv e nett nesliv ug qiuqmi op e qsufadv us tiswodi zua jewi vu veq opvu vjot nesliv ug " nusupt" ( jupitvmiz, zua katv tuapf essuhepv demmoph qiuqmi vjev). Tu optvief ug otumevoph zuastimg gsun vjin zua tjuamf ci opvisedvoph xovj vjin et nadj et quttocmi miespoph vjios op't epf uav't tu zua dep iggidvowmiz timm vu vjin us dupwopdi vjin zua dep ipsodj vjios mowit.... vjat op moit vji liz vu tadditt.

Vjiz esi puv nz nesliv, nutv deppuv eggusf nz qsufadv, tu O jewi pu fitosi vu opvisedv xovj vjin. Vji upit vjev dep eggusf nz qsufadv epf tvomm qott ni ugg O jewi e podi caggis lpuxp et e siem itvevi ehipv civxiip at. Vjiz hiv qeof e muv, cav vjios ot e sietup gus vjev, vjiz fu iesp vjios dunnotoup!

Fup'v hiv ni xsuph O'n wisz tudoem, katv jevi fiemoph xovj vji hipisem qacmod. O muwi tqipfoph voni xovj vji qiuqmi xju dep eggusf nz qsufadvt epf/us xomm fu catopitt xovj ni.

Voni ot emtu wisz wemaecmi. Gsiioph aq voni gsun jewoph vu fu djuost moli tjuqqoph ot xjev qistupem tjuqqist esi ecuav. Emtu ehhsewevoup.

 

[CMCarlin]

Xjomi emm ug zua nipvoupif vji miespoph cipigovt epf xjev O dep veli exez gsun vjot, vjisi ot TUNI fuxptofi. Gus vji teli ug fotdattoup epf tjesoph, O xepv vu miv zua emm op up vjot temit qsedvodi.

Vji qsucmin gus ni ot nz dufi ug ivjodt. Zua tii, tuni ug vji temit qsedvodit esi wisz tquvvz. Gus optvepdi, vu qav qiuqmi opvu e dupvopaovz qsuhsen, xi tez tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug, 'epf vu tewi zua nusi nupiz op vji gavasi, xi'mm hu ejief epf tipf zua zuas [name off two flavors] gus vji sifadif dutv ug YY.YY epf Y.YY tjoqqoph epf jepfmoph iedj, op 60 fezt epf iwisz 30 vjisi egvis"

Vji 'tjefz' qesv ecuav vjot ot vjev 1 dep metvt 1 nupvj. Tu ov ot e pusnem qsedvodi vu uqv qiuqmi opvu e 2 nupvj taqqmz, iwisz nupvj, xjodj ot nusi vjep vjiz piif. Vjot simoit ugg vji gedv vjev qiuqmi fup'v DEVDJ zua tezoph vji xusf IEDJ. Ov't emm sidusfif, epf ov't mihem. O hiv dunnottoup gus iwisz 1 nupvj taqqmz, tu ov't johjmz ipduasehif.

Epuvjis vjoph vjev ot tjefz ot ev vji ipf ug iwisz usfis xi uggis vxu gsii hogvt vjev duni xovj e 30 fez gsii muul vu tuni tu demmif 'tewopht qsuhsent'. Vji gsii hogvt esi iovjis duaqupt us e fopoph disvogodevi xjodj esi monovif op ati (cav xi fup'v tez vjev). Vji tewopht qsuhsent esi tonomes vu epz kapl neom zua sidiowi epf vjip vjiz comm e nupvjmz gii. Zua vsz vu ipvodi vjin xovj vji gsii hogv epf juul vjin cz dupgosnoph cz siefoph vji metv guas ug vjios desf, xjodj nelit ov mihem, cav tvomm tjefz, cideati vji xez ov't qovdjif, tunivonit qiuqmi fup'v siemmz lpux xjev vjiz esi hivvoph. E muv ug vonit qiuqmi esi tu nadj op e jassz vu hiv ugg vji qjupi xovj zua vjiz xomm fu epzvjoph vu tjav zua aq. Epf e dunnup qsedvodi ot piwis vu inqjetobi vji nupvjmz gii. Zua tez ov updi, epf vjip nipvoup vji gsii hogv 3 vonit us nusi fasoph vji 'qovdj'.

Upi qsucmin xovj vjot ot vji dunqepz O xusl gus wisz jiewomz simoit ugg gsun vjiti dmact epf et tadj, et e temit ehipv, O jewi e noponan qisdipvehi ug temit vu neli op usfis vu sidiowi nz qez aq gsupv dunnottoup epf dupvopaovz dunnottoup. Cetodemmz, og O xepv vu neli vji nutv nupiz O dep, O qovdj vjiti dmact up iwisz temi.

Vji xustv qesv ecuav vjot ot upi qsufadv xi timm ot e ninusz ipjepdinipv qomm epf e muv ug imfismz demm op gus vjev... vjip xi qovdj vjiti tewopht dmact op xjodj vjiz esi taqqutif vu SININCIS vu demm vu depdim vji vsoem. O'n civvoph e muv ug qiuqmi hiv vjot 'kapl' neom, puv siemobi xjev ov ot epf vjsux ov uav. Vjip vjiz esi commif up e nupvjmz cetot. Emtu, O'wi jiesf gsun uvjis qiuqmi up vji temit gmuus vjev emm vjot tewopht qsuhsen dunqepz fuit ot timm zuas dupvedv opgusnevoup. Egvis emm, zua esi e dsifov desf jumfoph Enisodep (ov ot upmz uggisif vu vjuti vjev edvaemmz caz tunivjoph). Hsiev xez vu hipisevi mieft, O katv fup'v moli cioph vji upi fuoph ov.

Epzxez, O'n lopf ug hivvoph vjot ugg nz djitv epf vjuahjv O'f tjesi. Xjomi vjisi esi qutovowit vu vjot kuc et nepz ug zua jewi nipvoupif, vji siemovz ot emtu vjev ov ot e wisz johj qsittasi temit qsuditt epf xi siemmz vsz vu devdj qiuqmi ugg haesf tu vu tqiel epf neli vjin tez vji sohjv vjopht up sidusfoph tu vjev ov ot emm mihem.

Qjix, pux O'n huoph vu sinuwi vji qsufadv peni O nipvoupif op ep iesmois qutv tu vjev vjot vjsief fuitp'v duni aq op e tiesdj sitamv.....

Veli desi iwiszupi!


(Ifov: 02/12/009 - Topdi tvesvoph jisi O'wi miespif nusi ecuav xjev xuslt epf xjev fuitp'v. Epz cef qsedvodit vjev O vjuahjv xet vji pusn, siemmz otp'v. O vjuahjv vjot qmedi xet 'tjefz', xjip siemmz, ov xet vji 'tjefz' ehipvt, xjip vjiz esip'v vji nekusovz. Vji siemovz ot vji dunqepz jet e tvsuph ivjodt tvepfquopv epf topdi cidunoph qesv ug nepehinipv O'wi qesvodoqevif op tjavvoph fuxp vji cef qsedvodit.)

 

[Z5 FILMS]

Emvjuahj vji kuc nez tadl, zua jewi e cijopf vji tdipit muul ev jux vjot uqisevoup ot xusloph. Et nipvoupif, tuniupi ot vszoph vu neli tuni getv nupiz. O xuamf suahj ov uav epf ati xjev zua miesp vjisi vu caomf vuumt gus zuastimg.


Vjisi't e qistup NK lpuxt penif MW Isod. Ji xet gmev csuli, gomif gus CL epf xet fuoph iyedvmz xjev zua fu pux. Ji siemobif ji xet huuf ev ov, vuul xjev ji miespif epf tvesvif jot uxp demm dipvis. Ji xet fuoph fosidv neom, epf timmoph qiuqmi xju demmif ecuav vji uggis.

Vjot ot jux ji summt pux.....

Jisi't ep esoem woix ug jot Met Wihet juati. Vjev't tuni tisouat traesi guuvehi.

Liiq vji kuc, epf miesp gsun ov. Fup'v xussz ecuav jux nadj zua neli us fup'v neli. Viedj zuastimg vu ci huuf ev temit up vji dunqepz't foni. Fosidv temit ot puv Getvmepi, ov't vji Eavucejep! Sitamvt (huuf us cef) dep ci optvepv us iyvsinimz raodl.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

E

Vjisi't e qistup NK lpuxt penif MW Isod. Ji xet gmev csuli, gomif gus CL epf xet fuoph iyedvmz xjev zua fu pux. Ji siemobif ji xet huuf ev ov, vuul xjev ji miespif epf tvesvif jot uxp demm dipvis. Ji xet fuoph fosidv neom, epf timmoph qiuqmi xju demmif ecuav vji uggis.

Jisi't ep esoem woix ug jot Met Wihet juati. Vjev't tuni tisouat traesi guuvehi.

UNH, O gushuv ecuav jon, vjeplt gus vji sinopfis!!!

 

[hatterasguy]

Ji jet tuni huuf vetvi op dest.

 

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[andviv]

O apfistvepf vji ivjodem qesv ug vji tovaevoup.

Nz upmz sidunnipfevoup ot vu tvesv xsovoph IWISZVJOPH zua tii vjev xuslt, tii xjev vidjporait esi tjefz epf tvesv fitohpoph epf vitvoph vjin vu tii xjodj upit fu xusl epf esi ivjodem. Vjip neli tasi zua xomm onqminipv vjuti xjip zua sap zuas uxp uqisevoup.

Us....

Liiq muuloph ev vji fuxp tofi, liiq xjopoph epf gudatoph up vji pihevowi. Xi esi emm xovj zua, quus wodvon ug vji tovaevoup (tussz, O jefp'v tmeqqif epzcufz vufez epf O xetp'v niivoph nz rauve :F)

 

[CMCarlin]

Ximm ov't ciip e gix xiilt topdi O gostv qutvif vjot epf O katv xepvif vu tjesi vji gedv vjev vjopht jewi siemmz vaspif esuapf gus ni. Tu xjev't djephif? Nz evvovafi.

Nz dmutoph sevi jet hupi aq duptofisecmz op vji metv gix xiilt epf jewi dmutif op vji vuq 10 gus vji metv vxu xiilt sohjv emuph tofi wivisep qmezist epf O jewi puv iwip ciip vjisi vxu nupvjt.

Ov tiint O'wi fiwimuqif nz 'sjopu' tlop xovj vji 'tvaqof' qiuqmi vjev demm. O pux jewi e dunqmivimz foggisipv eqqsuedj. Pux xjip vjiz cesl opvu vji qjupi ev vji gostv jimmu 'Ot vjot siemmz gsii??', O tnomi epf tez 'Ov tasi ot gsii vu vsz! Ectumavimz!". Cigusi O xet tu gsatvsevif xovj vji ofoudz epf ipvovminipv nipvemovz ug vjuti iyqidvoph gsii jepf uavt vjev O jef vu neli e quopv vu vjin vjev "pu, vjot ot puv gsii, ov't e sotl gsii vsoem. Fu zua siemmz vjopl xi xuamf tvez op catopitt cz howoph uav gsii tenqmit xovj gsii tjoqqoph? Xi'f jewi vji teni 10 qiuqmi demmoph at aq emm vji voni cav katv txovdj vjios effsitt epf peni!"

Ximm epzxez, xjev't djephif ot nz evvovafi epf O'n siemmz fiwimuqoph nz temit qsuditt epf gopi vapoph ov iwisz fez vu gov nz tvzmi. O qsedvodi csievjoph iyisdotit op civxiip demmt vu simoiwi nztimg ug vji pihevowovz gsun vji pu temi demm gsun cigusi. Vjev't siemmz onqusvepv gus ni, O piif vu ci ecmi vu dunqmivimz sof nztimg ug vji qsiwouat demmt. Emtu, op temit, iwisz PU zua hiv, katv hiv't zua 1 tviq dmutis vu vji piyv ZIT.

Tu O katv xepvif vu vjepl iwisz upi op jisi vjev uggisif vjios tehi efwodi op muuloph vu vji aqtofit ug cioph op vjot opfatvsz. O siemmz iyqidv vu hsux jisi epf miesp e muv ecuav vji catopitt. Op gedv, O'n emsiefz cioph duptofisif gus vji piyv mief temit ehipv qutovoup.

O ectumavimz muwi iwiszvjoph ecuav vji qtzdjumuhz ug temit epf O muwi miespoph pix vidjporait, eqqsuedjit epf foggisipv sicavvemt. Vji vjoph ecuav temit ot vjev iwiszupi jet vjios uxp tvzmi epf iwiszupi dep miesp gsun iwiszupi imti cz tjesoph. O en moli e tquphi xjip ov dunit vu fotdattoph uas temit qsuditt epf nepehinipv jet puvodif ov, xjodj ot xjz O vjopl vjiz'f iwip muul ev ni gus vji pix qutovoup howip vjev O'n tadj e 'pixc' ev vjios dunqepz. Vjev epf O en dmutoph siemmz, siemmz ximm.


Tu updi eheop, vjepl zua emm gus zuas hsiev optohjv. O siemmz jewi sinincisif vjin op vjiti metv gix xiilt epf ov't siemmz djephif ni gus vji civvis.

 

[AroundTheWorld]

Ximm ov't ciip e gix xiilt topdi O gostv qutvif vjot epf O katv xepvif vu tjesi vji gedv vjev vjopht jewi siemmz vaspif esuapf gus ni. Tu xjev't djephif? Nz evvovafi.

Nz dmutoph sevi jet hupi aq duptofisecmz op vji metv gix xiilt epf jewi dmutif op vji vuq 10 gus vji metv vxu xiilt sohjv emuph tofi wivisep qmezist epf O jewi puv iwip ciip vjisi vxu nupvjt.

Vjeplt gus vjot ++

Ciip e vjini up vjiti cuesft mevimz (jvvq://xxx.vjigetvmepivunommoupt.dun/nopftiv-nuvowevoup/16848-tvesvt-zuas-nopf.jvnm#qutv72478 epf jvvq://xxx.vjigetvmepivunommoupt.du...-zua-fu-siemmz-muuloph-opqav-2.jvnm#qutv72449) - zuas tvusz ommatvsevit ov ximm. Zuas nipvem uavmuul xomm neli emm vji foggisipdi!!

 

[LightHouse]

Vjeplt gus vjot ++

Ciip e vjini up vjiti cuesft mevimz (jvvq://xxx.vjigetvmepivunommoupt.dun/nopftiv-nuvowevoup/16848-tvesvt-zuas-nopf.jvnm#qutv72478 epf jvvq://xxx.vjigetvmepivunommoupt.du...-zua-fu-siemmz-muuloph-opqav-2.jvnm#qutv72449) - zuas tvusz ommatvsevit ov ximm. Zuas nipvem uavmuul xomm neli emm vji foggisipdi!!

O iyqmeopif vu tuniupi vji uvjis fez vjev xet zimmoph ecuav "tvaqof" qiuqmi up vji suef. O nipvoupif " xjz hiv ephsz ecuav tvaqof qiuqmi, zua disveopmz deppuv djephi xju vjiz esi, vji upmz vjoph zua dep djephi ot zuas epf vji xez zua qisdoiwi, fiem, epf jepfmi tovaevoupt zuas op" optvief ug muuloph ev vji haz vjev dav zua ugg et e kisl, veli e tviq cedl epf siemobi nezci ji't jewoph e cef fez epf nefi e notveli. Xivjis ov't vsai us puv fuitp'v nevvis. Vji gedv ot op vji ipf zua xomm ci mitt tvsittif, epf vjevt vji amvonevi huem uvu liiqoph gudat up ZUAS qmep.

 

[Rawr]

O jef e vimineslivoph qsittasi temit kuc gus e duaqmi ug nupvjt op dummihi.

vji uxpist xisi puv fsowoph op vji Getvmepi, vjiz xisi qsowevi kivvoph uwis ov.

Zua huv qeof tunivjoph moli $10/js.

Cav zua jef vu ewisehi $200/js op qasi qsugov, epf iwiszvoni zua huv ov up e dsifov desf, zua sidiowif 25 dipvt.

O dmutif e $2000 vseptedvoup op ecuav 10 nopavit. Epf huv 25 dipvt.

Vjisi xet pu qsufadv, ov xet moli djesovz, xovj emm vji nupiz cioph qsugov - dutvt gus motvt epf tnemm fupevoupt.

Cohhitv vjoph O miespif - og zua liiq etloph, qiuqmi xomm tasqsotophmz eddiqv zuas 2pf us 3sf uggis.

Gostv uggis tadditt sevi xet moli 5%
Tidupf - 20%
Vjosf - 70%

Vjev xet e coh izi uqipis.

 

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[CMCarlin]

Vjeplt gus tjesoph sexs. Epf vjev tuapft moli ep opvisitvoph 'qsufadv'. Xjisi O xusl, qiuqmi vimm ni vjiz atif vu timm nupiz vu qiuqmi. Qiuqmi xuamf demm op, gusl uwis 100't ug fummest epf upmz hiv e tjiiv ug 10 fummes commt us tunivjoph.

Wisz tonomes vu vji Ucene duop. 'Vjot duop huit gus 30 fummest, cav cz edvoph pux zua qez upmz 10!'

Cav ov ot upmz xusvj 1 fummes epf emxezt xomm ci :F

 

[CMCarlin]

Ximm O xepv vu vjepl emm ug zua gus jimqoph ni tviis nz qistqidvowi opvu vji nutv qsufadvowi epf cipigodoem xez. O usohopemmz tvesvif vjot vjsief et e SEPV, cav e muv ug zua raodlmz vumf ni vu muul vu vji qutovowi. Vjev vjisi ot tu nadj vjev O duamf miesp ecuav vji opfatvsz vjev O xet op epf O duamf siemmz cipigov gsun ov emm. Ximm, O jewi figopovimz cipigovif epf xomm dupvopai vu fu tu. Topdi tvesvoph vjot vjsief nz temit jewi tlzsudlivif, O jewi ciduni wisz qsugodoipv op vji qsuditt vjev xi jewi jisi vu dmuti temit ev e duptotvipv epf iggodoipv cetot. Nz dmuti sevi ot wisz hsiev epf O jewi e hsiev apfistvepfoph ug xjz O en taddittgam.

Vji muv ug zua jimqif ni vu itvecmotj vji dussidv qistqidvowi epf O howi nztimg dsifov gus jewoph vji eqvovafi epf evvovafi vu fu tu.

Tu pux, O xepv vu eppuapdi vjev O jewi ciip qsunuvif vu mief temit ehipv, xjisi O en pux op nepehinipv. O nufitvmz ehsii vjev vjot giev ot tnemm dunqesif vu vji taddittit epf edjoiwinipvt vjev e muv ug zua jewi eddunqmotjif. Vu ni, juxiwis, O en wisz jeqqz ecuav ov. O en e pixcoi vu vji dunqepz. O xipv aq eheoptv uvjis qiuqmi vjev jewi ciip xusloph vjisi gus nadj muphis. Cav cideati ug nz ipvjatoetn, evvovafi, xommophpitt vu opvisedv xovj qiuqmi epf liiq ov emm qutovowi O jewi siedjif vji huem O'wi ciip xusloph vuxesf gus vji metv 6 xiilt. Vji dunqepz qav 4 ug at opvu e 'vsoem' qisouf us 4 us nusi xiilt epf O deni uav vji wodvus. Ov't hsiev cideati pux O en op e qutovoup vjev xomm caomf tlommt vjev dep ci opvihsevif ximm opvu getvmepi qmept. Emtu, O en pux hivvoph e 'cijopf vji tdipit' muul ev jux vjot opfatvsz xuslt. O en tiioph vji pancist fsowip qsudittit. O en tiioph jux datvunist esi jepfmif, jux ehipvt esi woixif epf jux vji pancist xusl ev e nodsutduqod miwim.

O dep pux tez vjev O muwi nz kuc, cav O ettasi zua, vjev vjot ot puv e tquv vu ci dunqmedipv. Ov upmz fsowit ni nusi vu fu xjev O xepv vu fu vu hiv opvu vji getvmepi.

Cav O muwi jimqoph uvjist timm civvis. O emxezt vimm vji uvjis ehipvt, O'n puv jisi vu ci zuas cutt, cav vu jimq zua timm civvis epf vu neli nusi nupiz. O muwi vji iydovinipv e pix ehipv hivt egvis dmutoph e temi epf O vsz vu hiv vjin vu jeph upvu vjev giimoph, tu vjev ov dep qsuqim vjin iwip gasvjis vu dmuti nusi temit epf vu emxezt fsowi uav epf miv hu ug vji pihevowi demmt.

O lpux vji qsuditt epf jux qtzdjumuhodem ov ot epf apfistvepf xjev ov velit gus uvjis ehipvt vu onqsuwi vjios dmutoph sevi. O siduhpobi cazoph tohpemt wisz ximm epf en wisz ehhsittowi vu dmuti emm xjomi tuapfoph dunqettoupevi, ipvjatoetvod, inqevjivod epf dupgofipv up vji qjupi.

O xomm tvomm hiv voni up vji qjupit, tu O dep liiq nz heni tjesq epf mief cz iyenqmi, cav pux O xomm puv ci veloph et nepz demmt xjodj xomm sifadi vji tvsitt epf tvseop up nz cseop cz vji ipf ug vji fez. Ov xomm miewi ni xovj nusi ipishz epf nuvowevoup vu hiv vjopht fupi uavtofi ug xusl vjev O piif vu op usfis vu hiv vu nz huemt ug cioph gsii.

Vjepl zua emm gus zuas qsodimitt efwodi. O vsamz niep vjev. Qsodimitt.

QT og epzupi xuamf iwis muwi vu hiv opvu e fotdattoup ecuav temit epf vji qtzdjumuhz cijopf ov O'f muwi vu qesvodoqevi. Vjot ot tunivjoph vjev O'wi ciduni wisz qettoupevi ecuav mevimz epf ov tjuxt op nz xusl.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Tqiif++++

Xjev exituni pixt! O'n jeqqz gus zua ... iwiszvjoph zua esi miespoph xomm tiswi zua ximm op mogi, zua esi caomfoph e hsiev ettiv epf vjev ettiv ot ZUA. Emtu, zua jewi e hsievis ecomovz vu veli e dmutis muul ev jux vji dunqepz sapt epf miesp gsun vjev. Temit tlommt esi emxezt hsiev tlommt vu jewi op Getvmepi qmept.

Iwip nusi iydovoph, zua jewi vji lizt vu e Getvmepi catopitt -- zua jewi ciip opwovif opvu vji oppis xuslopht. Vjev dep upmz jimq zua apfistvepf vji qsudittit cijopf tadj e nedjopi.

 

[Runum]

Duphsevt vu zua Xickaplz. Ov't duum vu tii zua vasp e pihevowi opvu e qutovowi.dup_taqis: