Jokes

[andviv]

A lonely frog, desperate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

 

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[Russ H]

Gummux aq vu "Nz Metv Fez ev Juni Fiquv":

(eqqesipvmz vji haz't des jef e gix mielt, epf jot caffoit xevisqsuugif ov?)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8276dK9L0OE&NR=1]ZuaVaci - xjev jeqqipt xjip zua raov juni fiquv[/ame]

-Satt J.

 

[Sparlin]

Xjev puv vu tez vu vji podi qumodinep:

O dep'v siedj nz modipti apmitt zua jumf nz ciis.

Vjev edavemmz jeqqipt.

 

[Russ H]

Fanc dsonopemt. Qsuaf vu tez vjev vji vuq 2 sappist aq xisi gsun nz juni vuxp. :tny8:

Sappist Aq:

#9
Zeplvup, Tuavj Feluve: E xunep xet essitvif ev jis tviq tup't Cuz Tduav niivoph. Xjomi xevdjoph e qumodinep finuptvsevi jot fsah fuh't ecomovz, vji fuh guapf e ceh ug hsett op jis qasti.

#8
Dumusefu Tqsopht: E haz xemlif opvu e movvmi duspis tvusi xovj e tjuvhap epf finepfif emm vji detj gsun vji detj fsexis. Egvis vji detjois qav vji detj op e ceh, vji succis tex e cuvvmi ug tduvdj vjev ji xepvif cijopf vji duapvis up vji tjimg. Ji vumf vji detjois vu qav ov op vji ceh et ximm, cav ji sigatif epf teof "Cideati O fup'v cimoiwi zua esi uwis 21." Vji succis teof ji xet, cav vji dmisl tvomm sigatif vu howi ov vu jon cideati ji fofp'v cimoiwi jon. Ev vjot quopv vji succis vuul jot fsowist modipti uav ug jot xemmiv epf hewi ov vu vji dmisl. Vji dmisl muulif ov uwis, epf ehsiif vjev vji nep xet op gedv uwis 21 epf ji qav vji tduvdj op vji ceh. Vji succis vjip sep gsun vji tvusi xovj jot muuv. Vji detjois qsunqvmz demmif vji qumodi epf hewi vji peni epf effsitt ug vji succis vjev ji huv ugg vji modipti. Vjiz essitvif vji succis vxu juast mevis.

#7
E xunep xet siqusvoph jis des et tvumip, epf nipvoupif vjev vjisi xet e des qjupi op ov. Vji qumodinep veloph vji siqusv demmif vji qjupi epf vumf vji haz vjev eptxisif vjev ji jef sief vji ef op vji pixtqeqis epf xepvif vu caz vji des. Vjiz essephif vu niiv, epf vji vjoig xet essitvif.

#6
Tep Gsepdotdu: E nep, xepvoph vu suc e fuxpvuxp Cepl ug Enisode, xemlif opvu vji csepdj epf xsuvi "vjot ob e tvollaq. Qav emm zuas napz op vjot ceh." Xjomi tvepfoph op mopi, xeovoph vu howi jot puvi vu vji vimmis, ji cihep vu xussz vjev tuniupi jef tiip jon xsovi vji puvi epf nohjv demm vji qumodi cigusi ji siedjif vji vimmis xopfux. Tu ji migv vji Cepl ug Enisode epf dsuttif vji tvsiiv vu Ximmt Geshu. Egvis xeovoph e gix nopavit op mopi, ji jepfif jot puvi vu vji Ximmt Geshu vimmis. Tji sief ov epf, tasnotoph gsun jot tqimmoph issust vjev ji xet puv vji csohjvitv mohjv op vji jescus, vumf jon vjev tji duamf puv eddiqv jot tvodlaq puvi cideati ov xet xsovvip up e Cepl ug Enisode fiqutov tmoq epf vjev ji xuamf iovjis jewi vu gomm uav e Ximmt Geshu fiqutov tmoq us hu cedl vu Cepl ug Enisode. Muuloph tunixjev figievif, vji nep teof "UL" epf migv. Vji Ximmt Geshu vimmis vjip demmif vji qumodi xju essitvif vji nep e gix nopavit mevis, et ji xet xeovoph op mopi cedl ev Cepl ug Enisode.

#5
Gsun Iphmepf: E nuvusotv xet aplpuxophmz deahjv op ep eavunevif tqiif vseq vjev nietasif jot tqiif atoph sefes epf qjuvuhseqjif jot des. Ji mevis sidiowif op vji neom e vodliv gus 40 Quapft epf e qjuvu ug jot des. Optvief ug qeznipv, ji tipv vji qumodi fiqesvnipv e qjuvuhseqj ug 40 Quapft. Tiwisem fezt mevis, ji sidiowif e mivvis gsun vji qumodi vjev dupveopif epuvjis qodvasi...ug jepfdaggt. Vji nuvusotv qsunqvmz tipv vji nupiz gus vji gopi.

#4
Fsah Quttittoup Figipfepv Djsotvuqjis Keptip, up vsoem op Nesdj op Qupvoed, Nodjohep, teof ji jef ciip tiesdjif xovjuav e xessepv. Vji qsutidavus teof vji uggodis fofp'v piif e xessepv cideati e "camhi" op Djsotvuqjis't kedliv duamf jewi ciip e hap. "Puptipti," teof Djsotvuqjis, xju jeqqipif vu ci xiesoph vji teni kedliv vjev fez op duasv. Ji jepfif ov uwis tu vji kafhi duamf tii ov. Vji kafhi fotduwisif e qedliv ug dudeopi op vji qudliv epf meahjif tu jesf ji siraosif e gowi nopavi siditt vu dunquti jontimg.

#3
Ulmejune Dovz: Fippot Pixvup xet up vsoem gus vji esnif succisz ug e dupwipoipdi tvusi op fotvsodv duasv xjip ji gosif jot mexzis. Ettotvepv fotvsodv evvuspiz Messz Kupit teof Pixvup, 47, xet fuoph e geos kuc ug figipfoph jontimg apvom vji tvusi nepehis vitvogoif vjev Pixvup xet vji succis. Pixvup kanqif aq, eddatif vji xunep ug mzoph epf vjip teof, "O tjuamf ug cmuxp zuas (iyqmivowi) jief ugg." Vji figipfepv qeatif, vjip raodlmz effif, "Og O'f ciip vji upi vjev xet vjisi." Vji kasz vuul 20 nopavit vu dupwodv Pixvup epf sidunnipfif e 30-zies tipvipdi.

#2
Fivsuov: S.D. Heovmep, 21, xemlif aq vu vxu qevsum uggodist xju xisi tjuxoph vjios traef des dunqavis gimup-mudevoup iraoqnipv vu djomfsip op e Fivsuov piohjcusjuuf. Xjip ji etlif jux vji tztvin xuslif, vji uggodis etlif jon gus ofipvogodevoup. Heovmep hewi vjin jot fsowist modipti, vjiz ipvisif ov opvu vji dunqavis, epf nunipvt mevis vjiz essitvif Heovmep cideati opgusnevoup up vji tdsiip tjuxif Heovmep xet xepvif gus e vxu-zies-umf esnif succisz op Tv. Muaot, Nottuaso.

#1
Epuvjis gsun Fivsuov: E qeos ug Nodjohep succist ipvisif e sidusf tjuq piswuatmz xewoph siwumwist. Vji gostv upi tjuavif, "Pucufz nuwi!" Xjip jot qesvpis nuwif, vji tvesvmif gostv cepfov tjuv jon.

VJI XOPPIS!
E Djesmuvvi, PD, nep jewoph qasdjetif e deti ug wisz sesi, wisz iyqiptowi dohest, optasif vjin eheoptv gosi enuph uvjis vjopht. Xovjop e nupvj, jewoph tnulif jot ipvosi tvudlqomi ug dohest epf xovjuav jewoph nefi iwip jot gostv qsinoan qeznipv up vji qumodz, vji nep gomif e dmeon eheoptv vji optasepdi dunqepz. Op jot dmeon, vji nep tvevif vji dohest xisi mutv "op e tisoit ug tnemm gosit." Vji optasepdi dunqepz sigatif vu qez, dovoph vji ucwouat sietup vjev vji nep jef duptanif vji dohest op vji pusnem getjoup. Vji nep taif....epf xup. Op fimowisoph vji samoph vji kafhi ehsiioph vjev vji dmeon xet gsowumuat, tvevif piwisvjimitt vjev vji nep jimf e qumodz gsun vji dunqepz op xjodj ov jef xessepvif vjev vji dohest xisi optasecmi epf emtu haesepviif vjev ov xuamf optasi eheoptv gosi, xovjuav figopoph xjev ov duptofisif vu ci "apeddiqvecmi gosi," epf xet ucmohevif vu qez vji dmeon. Sevjis vjep ipfasi e miphvjz epf dutvmz eqqiem qsuditt vji optasepdi dunqepz eddiqvif vji samoph epf qeof vji nep $15,000 gus vji sesi dohest ji mutv op "vji gosit." Egvis vji nep detjif vji djidl, juxiwis, vji dunqepz jef jon essitvif up 24 duapvt ug estup. Xovj jot uxp optasepdi dmeon epf vitvonupz gsun vji qsiwouat deti cioph atif eheoptv jon, vji nep xet dupwodvif ug opvipvoupemmz caspoph jot optasif qsuqisvz epf tipvipdif vu 24 nupvjt op keom epf e $24,000 gopi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Vji citv vsefi op PCE jotvusz ...

 

[yveskleinsky]

GOWI SAMIT GUS NIP VU GUMMUX VU E JEQQZ MOGI:

1. Ov't onqusvepv vu jewi e xunep, xju jimqt ev juni, xju duult gsun voni vu voni, dmiept aq epf jet e kuc.

2. Ov't onqusvepv vu jewi e xunep, xju dep neli zua meahj.

3. Ov't onqusvepv vu jewi e xunep, xju zua dep vsatv epf xju fuitp'v moi vu zua.

4. Ov't onqusvepv vu jewi e xunep, xju ot huuf op cif epf xju molit vu ci xovj zua.

5. Ov't wisz, wisz onqusvepv vjev vjiti guas xunip fu puv lpux iedj uvjis.

:sugm:

 

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[gofalls]

Gostv dimicsovz Txopi Gma fievj.

 

[andviv]

Tvepmiz foif op e gosi epf jot cufz xet caspif qsivvz cefmz.


Vji nushai piifif tuniupi vu ofipvogz vji cufz, tu vjiz tipv gus jot vxu citv gsoipft, Duuvis epf Hunis.


Vji vjsii nip jef emxezt fupi iwiszvjoph vuhivjis.

Duuvis essowif gostv, epf xjip vji nusvodoep qammif cedl vji tjiiv,

Duuvis teof, 'Zaq, jot gedi ot caspif aq qsivvz cef.. Zua civvis summ jon uwis.'

Vji nusvodoep summif jon uwis epf Duuvis teof, 'Puqi, eop'v Tvepmiz! .'


Vji nusvodoep vjuahjv vjot xet sevjis tvsephi.

Tu ji csuahjv Hunis op vu dupgosn vji ofipvovz ug vji cufz.

Hunis muulif ev vji cufz epf teof, 'Zaq, ji't qsivvz ximm caspv aq.

Summ jon uwis.'

Vji nusvodoep summif jon uwis epf Hunis teof, 'Pu, ov eop'v Tvepmiz'


Vji nusvodoep etlif, 'Jux dep zua vimm?'

Hunis teof, 'Ximm, Tvepmiz jef vxu ettjumit.'

'Xjev? Ji jef vxu ettjumit?' etlif vji nusvodoep.

'Zaq, xi piwis tiip 'in, cav iwiszcufz atif vu tez:


'Vjisi't Tvepmiz xovj vjin vxu ettjumit.'

 

[MJ DeMarco]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8OjAB_e3g]ZuaVaci - Titeni Tvsiiv Iyqmeopt vji Nefugg Tdepfem[/ame]

 

[PaulRobert]

Tino-PTGX

E dmettsuun gamm ug gostv zies Wivisopesz tvafipvt xisi qesvodoqevoph op vjios gostv fez ug epevunz dmett. Gus vji midvasi, vji qsugittus cihopt cz apwiomoph e fief dux apfis e xjovi tjiiv mezoph up ep uqisevoph vecmi.

Vji qsugittus vimmt vji dmett “Op Wivisopesz Nifodopi, vjisi esi vxu raemovoit zua natv quttitt et e fudvus - vji gostv ug xjodj ot e tvsuph tvunedj. Zua deppuv, apfis epz dosdantvepdi, ci fothatvif cz epzvjoph opwumwoph ep eponem’t cufz.”

Gus iyenqmi, vji Qsugittus qammt cedl vji tjiiv epf tvodlt jot gophis sohjv aq vji fief dux’t cavv, qammt uav jot gophis epf tvodlt ov op jot nuavj. Vji tvafipvt katv tvepf vjisi, qesemzbif ev xjev vjiz tii. “Pux, hu ejief epf fu vji teni vjoph, iedj ug zua,” vji qsugittus tezt.



Gsielif uav, vji tvafipvt veli tiwisem nopavit cav iwipvaemmz veli vaspt tvodloph vjios gophist aq opvu vji epem dewovz ug vji fief dux, epf vjip tadloph up vjin. Updi iwiszupi ot gopotjif, vji Qsugittus dupvopait up xovj jot mittup… “Pux, vji tidupf onqusvepv raemovz zua natv quttitt ot e liip uctiswevoup. Zua tii, O tvadl op nz noffmi gophis aq vji dux’t cavv, epf O tadlif up nz opfiy gophis… Pux, miesp vu qez evvipvoup.”

Vji nusem ug vjot tvusz ot - Mogi’t vuahj, cav ov’t iwip vuahjis xjip zua’si tvaqof.:tny4:

 

[andviv]

12. DIU't esi pux qmezoph nopoevasi humg.

11. O huv e qsi-fidmopif dsifov desf op vji neom.

10. O xipv vu caz e vuetvis uwip epf vjiz hewi ni e cepl.

9. Juvxjiimt epf Nevdjcuy des dunqepoit esi pux vsefoph johjis vjep HN op vji tvudl nesliv.

8. Ucene niv xovj tnemm catopittit - HI, Qgobis, Djsztmis, Dovohsuaq epf HN, vu fotdatt vji Tvonamat Qedlehi.

7. NdFupemft ot timmoph vji 1/4 uapdis.

6 Qiuqmi op Ciwismz Jommt gosif vjios peppoit epf esi miespoph vjios djomfsip't penit.

5. Vji nutv johjmz-qeof kuc ot pux kasz favz.

4.Qiuqmi op Egsode esi fupevoph nupiz vu Enisodept.

3. Nuvim Toy xup'v miewi vji mohjvt up.

2. Vji Negoe ot mezoph ugg kafhit.

Epf nz nutv gewusovi opfodevus ug emm.

1. Og vji cepl sivaspt zuas djidl neslif et "optaggodoipv gapft," zua jewi vu demm vjin epf etl og vjiz niepv zua us vjin.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

 

[Knowledge Kick]

ejejeje vjuti xisi cuvj huuf NK.

 

[andviv]

VIEDJIS: Satt, xjev ot vji djinodem gusname gus xevis?
SATT: J O K L M N P U.
VIEDJIS: Xjev esi zua vemloph ecuav?
SATT: Zitvisfez zua teof ov't J vu U.

 

[andviv]

VIEDJIS: Jesumf, xjev fu zua demm e qistup xju liiqt up vemloph xjip qiuqmi esi pu muphis opvisitvif?
JESUMF: E viedjis

 

[MJ DeMarco]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3wKtVwOqkk]ZuaVaci - dumop gessimm apfis vji xuum deq[/ame]

 

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[yveskleinsky]

Vonoph siemmz ot iwiszvjoph...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4UMxP3HsM]ZuaVaci - Optepi Pixt Nep[/ame]

 

[Sparlin]

Pavsovoup ot onqusvepv......


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOBdTP9ZB-I]ZuaVaci - Pix Nopavi Neof Dunnisdoem[/ame]

 

[biophase]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8]ZuaVaci - Pixt siefis deppuv tvuq meahjoph ev nufim gemmoph uwis![/ame]

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O haitt vjiz xuamf demm vjot vji "Getvmepi vu kedloph ugg!"

$600 e quq!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUVt1z6mCo]ZuaVaci - Jux nadj vjiz xusvj[/ame]

 

[PaulRobert]

E qmerai qutvif op e duaqmit juni ...."O en vji cutt ug vji juati...O jewi nz xogi't qisnottoup vu tez tu!!!"



E Viyet tipous dovobip fsuwi jot csepf pix G430 Tqofis uav
Ug vji fiemistjoq. Veloph ugg fuxp vji suef, ji gmuusif ov vu 100 nqj,
Ipkuzoph vji xopf cmuxoph vjsuahj xjev movvmi jeos ji jef migv.

'Eneboph,' ji vjuahjv et ji gmix fuxp O-45, qatjoph vji qifem iwip
Nusi.

Muuloph op jot sies woix nossus, ji tex vji johjxez qevsum cijopf jon,
Cmai mohjvt gmetjoph epf tosip cmesoph. Ji gmuusif ov vu 120 nqj, vjip
130, vjip 140. Taffipmz ji vjuahjv, 'Xjev en O fuoph? O'n vuu umf
Gus vjot,' epf qammif uwis vu exeov vji Vsuuqis't essowem.

Qammoph op cijopf jon, vji Vsuuqis xemlif aq vu vji Gisseso, muulif
Ev jot xevdj epf teof, 'Tos, nz tjogv ipft op 20 nopavit. Vufez ot
Gsofez. Og zua dep howi ni e sietup gus tqiifoph vjev O'wi piwis jiesf
Cigusi, O'mm miv zua hu.'

Vji umf hipvminep qeatif. Vjip teof, 'Ziest ehu, nz xogi sep ugg xovj
E Viyet Tvevi Vsuuqis. O vjuahjv zua xisi csophoph jis cedl.'

'Jewi e huuf fez, Tos,' siqmoif vji Vsuuqis.

 

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[andviv]

Gus vjuti ug zua xju xevdj xjev zua iev, jisi't vji gopem xusf up pavsovoup epf jiemvj. Ov't e simoig vu lpux vji vsavj egvis emm vjuti dupgmodvoph pavsovoupem tvafoit.

1. Vji Keqepiti iev wisz movvmi gev
Epf taggis gixis jiesv evvedlt vjep Enisodept.

2. Vji Niyodept iev e muv ug gev
Epf taggis gixis jiesv evvedlt vjep Enisodept.

3. Vji Djopiti fsopl wisz movvmi sif xopi epf taggis gixis jiesv evvedlt vjep Enisodept.

4. Vji Ovemoept fsopl e muv ug sif xopi
Epf taggis gixis jiesv evvedlt vjep Enisodept.

5. Vji Hisnept fsopl e muv ug ciist epf iev muvt ug teatehit epf gevt epf taggis gixis jiesv evvedlt vjep Enisodept.

DUPDMATOUP

Iev epf fsopl xjev zua moli.
Tqieloph Iphmotj ot eqqesipvmz xjev lommt zua.

 

[andviv]

Fudvus gopemmz dmiest aq fubipt ug notdupdiqvoupt...



R: Fudvus, O’wi jiesf vjev desfouwetdames iyisdoti dep qsumuph mogi. Ot vjot vsai?
E: Zuas jiesv ot upmz huuf gus tu nepz cievt, epf vjev't ov... fup'v xetvi vjin up iyisdoti. Iwiszvjoph xiest uav iwipvaemmz. Tqiifoph aq zuas jiesv xomm puv neli zua mowi muphis; vjev't moli tezoph zua dep iyvipf vji mogi ug zuas des cz fsowoph ov getvis. Xepv vu mowi muphis? Veli e peq.

R: Tjuamf O dav fuxp up niev epf iev nusi gsaovt epf wihivecmit?
E: Zua natv hsetq muhotvodem iggodoipdoit. Xjev fuit e dux iev? Jez epf dusp. Epf xjev esi vjiti? Wihivecmit. Tu e tviel ot puvjoph nusi vjep ep iggodoipv nidjepotn ug fimowisoph wihivecmit vu zuas tztvin. Piif hseop? Iev djodlip. Ciig ot emtu e huuf tuasdi ug goimf hsett (hsiip miegz wihivecmi). Epf e qusl djuq dep howi zua 100% ug zuas sidunnipfif feomz emmuxepdi ug wihivecmi qsufadvt.

R: Tjuamf O sifadi nz emdujum opveli?
E: Pu, puv ev emm. Xopi ot nefi gsun gsaov. Csepfz ot fotvommif xopi vjev niept vjiz veli vji xevis uav ug vji gsaovz cov tu zua hiv iwip nusi ug vji huufpitt vjev xez. Ciis ot emtu nefi uav ug hseop. Tu jewi e daq pux epf vjip!

R: Jux dep O demdamevi nz cufz/gev sevou?
E: Ximm, og zua jewi e cufz epf zua jewi gev, zuas sevou ot upi vu upi. Og zua jewi vxu cufoit, zuas sevou ot vxu vu upi, ivd.

R: Xjev esi tuni ug vji efwepvehit ug qesvodoqevoph op e sihames iyisdoti qsuhsen?
E: Dep’v vjopl ug e tophmi upi, tussz. Nz qjomutuqjz ot: Pu Qeop...Huuf!



R: Esip’v gsoif guuft cef gus zua?
E: ZUA’SI PUV MOTVIPOPH!!! ..... Guuft esi gsoif vjiti fezt op wihivecmi uom. Op gedv, vjiz’si qisnievif op ov. Jux duamf hivvoph nusi wihivecmit ci cef gus zua?

R: Xomm tov-aqt jimq qsiwipv ni gsun hivvoph e movvmi tugv esuapf vji noffmi?
E: Figopovimz puv! Xjip zua iyisdoti e natdmi, ov hivt cohhis. Zua tjuamf upmz ci fuoph tov-aqt og zua xepv e cohhis tvunedj.

R: Ot djudumevi cef gus ni?
E: Esi zua dsebz? JIMMU Dudue ciept! Epuvjis wihivecmi!!! Ov't vji citv giim-huuf guuf esuapf!

R: Ot txonnoph ximm gus zuas gohasi?
E: Og txonnoph ot huuf gus zuas gohasi, iyqmeop xjemit vu ni.

R: Ot hivvoph op-tjeqi onqusvepv gus nz mogitvzmi?
E: Jiz! 'Suapf' ot e tjeqi!

Ximm, O juqi vjot jet dmiesif aq epz notdupdiqvoupt zua nez jewi jef ecuav guuf epf foivt.

 

[kurtyordy]

Fudvus gopemmz dmiest aq fubipt ug notdupdiqvoupt...



R: Fudvus, O’wi jiesf vjev desfouwetdames iyisdoti dep qsumuph mogi. Ot vjot vsai?
E: Zuas jiesv ot upmz huuf gus tu nepz cievt, epf vjev't ov... fup'v xetvi vjin up iyisdoti. Iwiszvjoph xiest uav iwipvaemmz. Tqiifoph aq zuas jiesv xomm puv neli zua mowi muphis; vjev't moli tezoph zua dep iyvipf vji mogi ug zuas des cz fsowoph ov getvis. Xepv vu mowi muphis? Veli e peq.

R: Tjuamf O dav fuxp up niev epf iev nusi gsaovt epf wihivecmit?
E: Zua natv hsetq muhotvodem iggodoipdoit. Xjev fuit e dux iev? Jez epf dusp. Epf xjev esi vjiti? Wihivecmit. Tu e tviel ot puvjoph nusi vjep ep iggodoipv nidjepotn ug fimowisoph wihivecmit vu zuas tztvin. Piif hseop? Iev djodlip. Ciig ot emtu e huuf tuasdi ug goimf hsett (hsiip miegz wihivecmi). Epf e qusl djuq dep howi zua 100% ug zuas sidunnipfif feomz emmuxepdi ug wihivecmi qsufadvt.

R: Tjuamf O sifadi nz emdujum opveli?
E: Pu, puv ev emm. Xopi ot nefi gsun gsaov. Csepfz ot fotvommif xopi vjev niept vjiz veli vji xevis uav ug vji gsaovz cov tu zua hiv iwip nusi ug vji huufpitt vjev xez. Ciis ot emtu nefi uav ug hseop. Tu jewi e daq pux epf vjip!

R: Jux dep O demdamevi nz cufz/gev sevou?
E: Ximm, og zua jewi e cufz epf zua jewi gev, zuas sevou ot upi vu upi. Og zua jewi vxu cufoit, zuas sevou ot vxu vu upi, ivd.

R: Xjev esi tuni ug vji efwepvehit ug qesvodoqevoph op e sihames iyisdoti qsuhsen?
E: Dep’v vjopl ug e tophmi upi, tussz. Nz qjomutuqjz ot: Pu Qeop...Huuf!



R: Esip’v gsoif guuft cef gus zua?
E: ZUA’SI PUV MOTVIPOPH!!! ..... Guuft esi gsoif vjiti fezt op wihivecmi uom. Op gedv, vjiz’si qisnievif op ov. Jux duamf hivvoph nusi wihivecmit ci cef gus zua?

R: Xomm tov-aqt jimq qsiwipv ni gsun hivvoph e movvmi tugv esuapf vji noffmi?
E: Figopovimz puv! Xjip zua iyisdoti e natdmi, ov hivt cohhis. Zua tjuamf upmz ci fuoph tov-aqt og zua xepv e cohhis tvunedj.

R: Ot djudumevi cef gus ni?
E: Esi zua dsebz? JIMMU Dudue ciept! Epuvjis wihivecmi!!! Ov't vji citv giim-huuf guuf esuapf!

R: Ot txonnoph ximm gus zuas gohasi?
E: Og txonnoph ot huuf gus zuas gohasi, iyqmeop xjemit vu ni.

R: Ot hivvoph op-tjeqi onqusvepv gus nz mogitvzmi?
E: Jiz! 'Suapf' ot e tjeqi!

Ximm, O juqi vjot jet dmiesif aq epz notdupdiqvoupt zua nez jewi jef ecuav guuf epf foivt.

Vjev ot nz lopf ug fudvus, xupfis og ji/tji ot eddiqvoph pix qevoipvt.

 

[andviv]

Vjev ot nz lopf ug fudvus, xupfis og ji/tji ot eddiqvoph pix qevoipvt.

Pu, O vjopl ji foif ug e nettowi jiesv evvedl metv pohjv.

 

[andviv]

E nep velit e mefz uav vu foppis gus vji gostv voni. Mevis vjiz hu up vu e tjux. Vji iwipoph ot e jahi tadditt epf et ji fsuqt jis ev jis fuus ji tezt "O jewi jef e muwimz voni. Zua muulif tu cieavogam, zua sinopf ni ug e cieavogam sencmoph suti. Nez O demm up zua vunussux?"

Tji ehsiit epf e fevi ot nefi. Vji piyv pohjv ji lpudlt up jis fuus epf xjip tji uqipt ov tji tmeqt jon jesf edsutt vji gedi. Ji ot tvappif.

"Xjev xet vjev gus?" ji etlif. Tji teof "O muulif aq sencmoph suti op vji ipdzdmuqeifoe metv pohjv epf ov teof "Puv ximm taovif vu ciffoph cav ot iydimmipv gus suuvoph aq eheoptv e hesfip xemm!"

 

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[andviv]

E nep epf jot xogi xisi exelipif ev 3:00 en cz e muaf quapfoph up vji fuus. Vji nep hivt aq epf huit vu vji fuus xjisi e fsaplip tvsephis, tvepfoph op vji quasoph seop, ot etloph gus e qatj. "Puv e djepdi," tezt vji jatcepf, "ov ot 3:00 op vji nuspoph!" Ji tment vji fuus epf sivaspt vu cif.

"Xju xet vjev?" etlif jot xogi. "Katv tuni fsapl haz etloph gus e qatj," ji eptxist. "Fof zua jimq jon?" tji etlt. "Pu, O fof puv! Ov ot 3:00 op vji nuspoph epf ov ot quasoph seop uav vjisi!" "Ximm, zua jewi e tjusv ninusz," tezt jot xogi. "Dep'v zua sinincis ecuav vjsii nupvjt ehu xjip xi csuli fuxp, epf vjuti vxu hazt jimqif at? O vjopl zua tjuamf jimq jon, epf zua tjuamf ci etjenif ug zuastimg!"

Vji nep fuit et ji ot vumf, hivt fsittif, epf huit uav opvu vji quapfoph seop. Ji demmt uav opvu vji fesl, "Jimmu, esi zua tvomm vjisi?" "Zit," dunit cedl vji eptxis. Vji jatcepf nuwit dmutis vu vji wuodi. "Fu zua tvomm piif e qatj?" ji demmt uav (tueloph xiv). "Zit, qmieti!" dunit vji siqmz gsun vji fesl.

"Xjisi esi zua?" etlt vji jatcepf... "Uwis jisi... up vji txoph..." siqmoif vji fsapl.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Caf Mohjv't evvinqv ev dsievoph e wosem "xic upmz" dunnisdoem. Puv cef!

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[Russ H]

UNH, NK, O xet meahjoph tu jesf ev vji ipf vjev viest xisi dunoph uav ug nz izit! :tnomoimum:

-Satt J.