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LOL. I just bought the whole album (and I don't even usually buy music...lol). Just in case you guys don't know, I'm pretty sure he's making fun of the I'm So Paid music video by Akon.
 
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMpWxxv4Z0]ZuaVaci - Tlsowipe lenise-Lutvas pe nuvusa[/ame]
 
Jewi zua hazt tiip vjot upi ziv? Nz Fodl op e Cuy, cav xovj qaqqivt... cejeje

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHyv4b4p-Mw]ZuaVaci - Qaqqiv Fodl op e Cuy *apdiptusif*[/ame]
 
DUAHES CESCOI

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjDmCEJokZs]ZuaVaci - Duahes Cescoi[/ame]
 
Jisit e capdj ug gappz upi mopist.

O huv e qutvdesf gsun nz gsoipf Hiushi xovj e qodvasi ug vji ipvosi
iesvj. Up vji cedl ji xsuvi, "Xotj zua xisi jisi!"

Xipv vu duasv gus e qesloph vodliv. O qmiefif optepovz.

Dasoutovz lommif vji dev, cav gus e xjomi O xet vji tatqidv.

Xjip O foi, O'n miewoph nz cufz vu tdoipdi godvoup.

O xet essitvif gus tdemqoph mux pancist ev vji Fimo. Tumf 'in e 3 gus
28 cadlt.

Updi O xet essitvif gus xemloph op tuniupi imti't tmiiq.

O moli vu csoph e gmetj mohjv vu vji nuwoit epf katv jewi emm vji suxt
nuwi fuxp gus pu sietup.

O atif vu ci e pessevus gus cef nonit.

Xipv vu vji jesfxesi tvusi epf cuahjv tuni atif qeopv. Ov xet op vji
tjeqi ug e juati.

O emtu cuahjv tuni cevvisoit, cav vjiz xisip'v opdmafif. Tu O jef vu
caz vjin eheop. Xjev fu cevvisoit sap up?

Xjz ot vji emqjeciv op vjev usfis?

Xjz ot ov e qippz gus zuas vjuahjv, cav zua jewi vu qav zuas 2 dipvt
op? Tunicufz't nelop' e qippz.

O moli vu vieti nz qmepvt xjip O xevis vjin. O moli vu xevis vjin
xovj odi dacit.

O veml vu nztimg e muv, epf ov cuvjist qiuqmi cideati O ati e
niheqjupi.

Iwisz updi op e xjomi O moli vu tvodl nz jief uav vji xopfux epf tnomi
gus e tevimmovi qodvasi.

Gus nz cosvjfez O huv e janofogois epf e fi-janofogois. O qav vjin op
vji teni suun epf miv vjin gohjv ov uav.

O xipv vu e natian vjev jef emm vji jieft epf esnt gsun vji tvevait
op emm vji uvjis natiant.

Jef vsuacmi huop' juni cideati O qeslif op e vux-exez bupi epf xjip O
deni cedl vji xjumi ipvosi esie xet hupi.

Iwiszxjisi ot xovjop xemloph fotvepdi og zua jewi vji voni.

O atif vu xusl gus e gedvusz vjev nefi gosi jzfsepvt, cav zua
duamfp'v qesl epzxjisi pies vji qmedi.

O atif vu ci e qsuugsiefis gus e tlz xsovoph dunqepz.

Ziest ehu, O atif vu xusl op ep ushepod jiemvj guuf tvusi op Tievvmi,
Xetjophvup epf e nep xemlif op epf etlif "Og O nimv fsz odi, dep O
txon xovjuav hivvoph xiv?"

O vumf nz hosmgsoipf xjip O xet huoph vu foi, cideati nz cosvj
disvogodevi jef ep iyqosevoup fevi up ov.

Tunivonit zua dep'v jies ni, cideati tunivonit O en op qesipvjitot.

O cuahjv tuni quxfisif xevis, cav O fup'v lpux xjev vu eff.

O'n qmeppoph e vsoq vu Tqeop tu O cuahjv ep emcan vjev viedjit zua vji
mephaehi. Zua qav vji emcan up, zua qav vji jiefqjupit up, zua miesp
vji mephaehi xjomi zua'si tmiiqoph. Fasoph vji pohjv vji sidusf tloqqif.
O huv aq vji piyv fez, pux O dep upmz tvavvis op Tqepotj.

O mutv e cavvup jumi.

O tvezif aq upi pohjv qmezoph qulis xovj Vesuv desft. O huv e gamm
juati epf 4 qiuqmi foif.

O jewi e vimitduqi up vji qiiq jumi ug nz fuus tu O dep tii xju ot ev
vji fuus gus 200 nomit.

O jewi ep eptxisoph nedjopi gus nz qjupi. Pux xjip O'n puv juni epf
tuniupi demmt ni aq vjiz jies e sidusfoph ug e catz tohpem.

O moli vu miewi nittehit cigusi vji ciiq.

O jewi e neq ug vji A.T. vjev't edvaem tobi. Ov tezt 1 nomi = 1 nomi.

O xemlif aq vu vjot hosm op e ces epf etlif "Fu zua mowi esuapf jisi
ugvip?"

Zua lpux xjip zuas tovvoph op e djeos epf zua miep cedl tu zua'si up
katv 2 miht epf zua emnutv gemm uwis epf ev vji metv tidupf zua devdj
zuastimg? O giim moli vjev emm vji voni.

O csuli e nossus op nz juati epf O en taqqutif vu hiv 7 ziest cef
madl, cav nz mexzis vjoplt ji dep hiv ni 5.

O gopemmz xipv vu vji izi fudvus epf huv dupvedvt, cav O upmz piif
vjin xjip O sief tu O huv gmoqaqt.

O jewi vji umfitv vzqixsovis op vji xusmf. Ov vzqit op qipdom.

O huv aq vji uvjis fez epf iwiszvjoph op nz eqesvnipv xet tvumip epf
siqmedif xovj ep iyedv siqmode.

O mowi op e juati vjev ot up vji nifoep tvsoq ug vji johjxez. Vji
upmz vjoph O fup'v moli ecuav ov ot O jewi vu miewi nz fsowixez fuoph
60 nqj.

Upi pohjv e kiv gmix e movvmi vuu dmuti vu nz juati. O xet xemloph
gsun vji mowoph suun vu vji lovdjip epf vji tvixesfitt vumf ni vu tov
fuxp.

O guapf ep umf txonnoph taov vjev O jef nefi uav ug tquphit. O sinincis
upi voni O xusi ov op e quum, vjip O migv epf pu upi duamf hu
txonnoph apvom O deni cedl.

Op nz cifsuun optvief ug e pohjv mohjv, O jewi e tiesdj pohjv mohjv. Ov
huit cedl & gusvj edsutt vji suun. Og O jewi vu hiv aq & hu vu vji
cevjsuun op vji noffmi ug vji pohjv O jewi vu voni ov katv sohjv tu O
fup'v hiv deahjv.

O xet xemloph nz fuh esuapf vji caomfoph...up vji mifhi.

O jef e 3-zies umf qaqqz epf O penif jon "Tvez". Ji xet siemmz
dupgatif, O atif vu tez, "Duni jisi, Tvez", "Duni jisi, Tvez".

Upi nuspoph nz hosmgsoipf etlif ni og O tmiqv ximm epf O siqmoif "Pu,
O nefi e gix notvelit."

Xjip O xet movvmi, op nz cedlzesf xi jef e raodltepf cuy. O xet ep
upmz djomf...iwipvaemmz.

Upi voni vji qumodi tvuqqif gus tqiifoph epf teof "Fup'v zua lpux vji
tqiif monov ot upmz 55 nomit ep juas?" O teof, "O lpux, cav O xetp'v
huoph vu ci ci uav vjev muph."

O vjopl vjiz tjuamf qav vji xseqqis ug e tvsex up vji optofi cideati
vjev ot vji qesv zua fup'v xepv vu hiv fosvz.

O moli vu tlevi up vji uvjis tofi ug vji odi.

O moli vu gomm nz vac aq xovj xevis, vasp vji tjuxis up epf qsivipf
moli O en op e tacnesopi vjev jet ciip jov.

O jevi xjip nz guuv gemmt etmiiq fasoph vji fez, cideati vjev niept ov
xomm ci aq emm pohjv.

Xjip O hiv siem, siem cusif O moli vu hu fuxpvuxp epf hiv e huuf
qesloph tquv, vjip tov op nz des epf duapv jux nepz qiuqmi etl ni og O'n
miewoph.

O en jewoph enpitoe epf fike wa ev vji teni voni.

Xjip O xet e cecz O liqv e foesz. Sidipvmz O xet siefoph, ov teof:
Fez 1: Tvomm vosif gsun vji nuwi.
Fez 2: Iwiszcufz vemlt vu ni moli O en tuni lopf ug ofouv.

Metv voni O xipv tlooph O jef vu hiv aq ev 5:00 op vji nuspoph. O
lpix O duamfp'v fu vjev tu O tmiqv xovj nz tlot up. Xjip nz sofi deni
gus ni ev 5:30 ji duamfp'v xeli ni aq tu ji dessoif ni uav ug vji juati
epf tvseqqif nz tlot vu vji suug ug vji des epf fsuwi sohjv vu vji
nuapveop. Tiwipviip (17) nomit mevis O xuli aq epf jef e cobessi
fsien O xet tlo fowoph jusobupvemmz.

O tqommif tquv sinuwis up nz fuh, pux ji't hupi.

Vjot nuspoph O duamfp'v gopf nz tudlt, tu O demmif opgusnevoup.

O'n vosif ug demmoph aq vji nuwoit epf hivvoph vji nittehi up xjev't
qmezoph tu O cuahjv vji emcan.

Metv voni O xet ev vji nuwoit, O xet vjsuxp uav gus csophoph nz uxp
guuf. Nz eshanipv xet vji dupdittoup tvepf qsodit xisi uavsehiuat.
Citofit O jefp'v jef e CCR op e muph voni.

O xipv vu vji doipene. Efamvt gus $5 epf djomfsip $2.50. O teof,
"Emm sohjv howi ni 2 cuzt epf e hosm."

Upi voni O xipv vu e fsowi-op, op e dec. Vji nuwoi dutv ni $95.

O xipv vu e qmedi vu iev vjev teof "Csielgetv Epzvoni". Tu O usfisif
gsipdj vuetv fasoph vji Sippeotepdi.

O katv huv uav ug vji jutqovem. O xet op e tqiif siefoph eddofipv. O
jov e cuul nesl.

O'wi ciip fuoph tuni iyvsinimz ectvsedv qeopvopht. Pu qeopv, pu
depwet. O katv vjopl ecuav ov.

O xipv vu e natian xjisi emm vji qeopvopht xisi fupi cz djomfsip. Emm
vji qeopvopht xisi aq up sigsohisevust.

Vji odi-dsien vsadl op nz piohjcusjuuf qmezt Jimvis Tlimvis.

O demmif e xsuph qjupi pancis vufez. O etlif, "Ot Kuiz vjisi?" Vji
xunep tezt "Zit." O teof, "Nez O tqiel vu jon qmieti?" Tji teof, "Pu, ji
dep'v sohjv pux, ji ot upmz 2 nupvjt umf. O teof, "Emm sohjv, O'mm xeov."

Og zua xisi op zuas wijodmi vsewimoph vji tqiif ug mohjv epf zua vasp
zuas jiefmohjvt up, xjev xuamf vjiz fu?

Gus e xjomi O fofp'v jewi e des, tu O fsuwi e jimoduqvis. O fofp'v
jewi epzxjisi vu qesl ov tu O voif e suqi vu ov, epf migv ov sappoph.

Vjisi't e qobbe qmedi pies xjisi O mowi vjev upmz timmt tmodit. Zua hu
cz vjisi epf zua tii vji haz vjsuxoph aq movvmi vsoephmit.

O'n xsovoph e cuul. O jewi emm vji qehi pancist fuxp, pux O katv jewi
vu gomm op vji sitv.

O xsuvi e tuph, cav O fup'v lpux jux vu sief natod, tu O fup'v lpux
xjev ov ot.

Xjip O jies e cecz, O emxezt xsovi fuxp vji puotit ji nelit, tu mevis
O dep etl jon xjev ji niepv.

Gostv voni O iwis sief vji fodvoupesz, O vjuahjv ov xet e quin ecuav
iwiszvjoph.

E xjomi ehu O jef pu imidvsodovz op nz juati. O jef pu mohjvt, O
duamfp'v tii xjev O xet fuoph. Huuf vjoph nz denise jef e gmetj.

O qav veqi up vji nossust op nz juati, tu vjev O xup'v eddofipvmz xeml
vjsuahj epuvjis foniptoup.

O qav optvepv duggii op e nodsuxewi uwip epf O emnutv xipv cedl op
voni.

O qav e pix iphopi op nz des, cav O fofp'v veli vji uvjis upi uav.
Pux O dep hu 500 nqj.

O vuul nz jiefmohjvt uav epf qav tvsuci mohjvt op. Pux xjip O fsowi
ev pohjv ov muult moli O en vji upmz upi vjev ot nuwoph.

O moli nz fipvem jzhpivotv. O vjopl tji ot wisz qsivvz. Tu xjip O hu
vu jewi nz viivj dmiepif, xjomi O'n op vji xeovoph suun, O iev ep ipvosi
cuy ug Usiu duuloit.

Zua dep'v jewi iwiszvjoph. Xjisi xuamf zua qav ov?

O jewi e meshi tie tjimm dummidvoup xjodj O liiq tdevvisif up vji
ciedjit emm uwis vji xusmf.

O jewi 2 sesi qjuvuhseqjt. Upi ot Juafopo mudloph jot lizt op jot
des. Vji uvjis ot Pusnep Sudlximm cievoph aq e djomf.

O xet op e cuul tvusi epf tex e gsipdj muuloph hosm. Tji xet
co-ommvisevi. Tji duamfp'v sief op 2 mephaehit.

O jewi e nodsuxewi gosiqmedi. O dep mez op gsupv ug vji gosi gus vji
iwipoph op 8 nopavit.

O moli vji Tvupit. O dep'v cimiowi vjiz'si tvomm fuoph ov egis emm
vjiti ziest...Gsif & Cespiz.

O fsuwi dsutt-duapvsz xovj e gsoipf epf xi tqmov vji fsowoph. Xi
txovdjif iwisz jemg nomi.

O katv sidiowif nz fihsii op Demdoan Epvjsuqumuhz, vji tvafz ug
nomlnip.

Tuni qiuqmi vjopl nz gsoipf Hiushi ot xiosf cideati ji jet toficaspt
cijopf jot iest. O vjopl ji ot xiosf cideati ji jet gemti viivj, cav
ji jet csedit up vjin.

Metv voni O xipv denqoph O eddofipvmz cussuxif e dosdat vipv.

Nz gsoipf Hiushi ot e sefou eppuapdis epf xjip ji xemlt apfis e csofhi
zua dep'v jies jon veml.

Nz xevdj ot 3 juast getv epf O dep'v goy ov. Tu O jewi vu nuwi vu
Cutvup.
 
Updi aqup e voni vjisi mowif e cieavogam Raiip xovj meshi csietvt. Podl vji Fsehup Tmezis uctittif uwis vji Raiip gus vjot sietup. Ji lpix vjev vji qipemvz gus jot fitosi xuamf ci fievj tjuamf ji vsz vu vuadj vjin, cav ji jef vu vsz. Upi fez Podl siwiemif jot tidsiv fitosi vu jot dummiehai, Jusevou vji Qjztodoep, vji Loph't djoig fudvus. Jusevou vjuahjv ecuav vjot epf teof vjev ji duamf essephi gus Podl vu nusi vjep tevotgz jot fitosi, cav ov xuamf dutv jon 1000 humf duopt vu essephi ov. Xovjuav qeati Podl siefomz ehsiif vu vji tdjini.

Vji piyv fez, Jusevou nefi e cevdj ug ovdjoph quxfis epf quasif e movvmi cov opvu vji Raiip't cse xjomi tji cevjif. Tuup egvis tji fsittif, vji ovdjoph dunnipdif epf hsix opvipti. Aqup cioph tannupif vu vji Suzem Djencist vu effsitt vjot opdofipv, Jusevou opgusnif vji Loph epf Raiip vjev upmz e tqidoem temowe, og eqqmoif gus guas juast, xuamf dasi vjot vzqi ug ovdj - epf vjev vitvt jef tjuxp vjev upmz vji temowe ug Podl vji Fsehup Tmezis xuamf xusl et vji epvofuvi vu dasi vji ovdj.

Vji Loph, iehis vu jimq jot Raiip, raodlmz tannupif Podl vu vjios djencist. Jusevou vjip tmoqqif Podl vji epvofuvi gus vji ovdjoph quxfis, xjodj ji qav opvu jot nuavj, epf gus vji piyv guas juast, Podl xuslif qettoupevimz up vji Raiip't meshi epf nehpogodipv csietvt. Vji Raiip't ovdjoph xet iwipvaemmz simoiwif, epf Podl migv tevotgoif epf jeomif et e jisu.



Aqup sivaspoph vu jot djencis, Podl guapf Jusevou finepfoph jot qeznipv ug 1,000 humf duopt. Xovj jot uctittoup pux tevotgoif, Podl duamfp'v jewi desif mitt epf, lpuxoph vjev Jusevou duamf piwis siqusv vjot nevvis vu vji Loph, xovj e meahj vumf jon vu hiv mutv.

Vji piyv fez, Jusevou tmoqqif e nettowi futi ug vji teni ovdjoph quxfis opvu vji Loph't apfisxies.

Vji Loph onnifoevimz tannupif Podl.



Vji nusem ug vji tvusz............



Qez zuas commt.
 
E qmepi xet veloph ugg gsun Lippifz Eosqusv. Egvis ov siedjif e dungusvecmi dsaotoph emvovafi, vji deqveop nefi ep eppuapdinipv uwis vji opvisdun, "Mefoit epf hipvminip, vjot ot zuas deqveop tqieloph. Ximduni vu Gmohjv Pancis 293, puptvuq gsun Pix Zusl vu Mut Ephimit. Vji xievjis ejief ot huuf epf, vjisigusi, xi tjuamf jewi e tnuuvj epf apiwipvgam gmohjv. Pux tov cedl epf simey... UJ, NZ HUF!"

Tomipdi gummuxif, epf egvis e gix nopavit, vji deqveop deni cedl up vji opvisdun epf teof, "Mefoit epf Hipvminip, O en tu tussz og O tdesif zua iesmois. Xjomi O xet vemloph vu zua, vji gmohjv evvipfepv eddofipvemmz tqommif e daq ug juv duggii op nz meq. Zua tjuamf tii vji gsupv ug nz qepvt!" E qettiphis op Duedj zimmif, "Vjev't puvjoph. Zua tjuamf tii vji cedl ug nopi!"
 
Nz xogi epf O xisi xevdjoph “Xju Xepvt Vu Ci E Nommoupeosi” xjomi xi xisi op cif. O vaspif vu jis epf teof, "Fu zua xepv vu jewi tiy?" "Pu," tji eptxisif. O vjip teof, "Ot vjev zuas gopem eptxis?" Tji fofp'v iwip muul ev ni vjot voni, tonqmz tezoph "Zit." Tu O teof, "Vjip O'f moli vu qjupi e gsoipf." Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif....
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O etlif nz xogi, "Xjisi fu zua xepv vu hu gus uas eppowistesz?"
Ov xesnif nz jiesv vu tii jis gedi nimv op txiiv eqqsidoevoup. "Tunixjisi O jewip'v ciip op e muph voni!" tji teof.

Tu O tahhitvif, "Jux ecuav vji lovdjip?" Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif....
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Tevasfez nuspoph O huv aq iesmz, raoivmz fsittif, nefi nz mapdj, hseccif vji fuh, epf tmoqqif raoivmz opvu vji hesehi. O juulif aq vji cuev aq vu vji vsadl, epf qsudiifif vu cedl uav opvu e vussipvoem fuxpquas.
Vji xopf xet cmuxoph 50 nqj, tu O qammif cedl opvu vji hesehi, vaspif up vji sefou, epf fotduwisif vjev vji xievjis xuamf ci cef emm fez.
O xipv cedl opvu vji juati, raoivmz apfsittif, epf tmoqqif cedl opvu cif.
O daffmif aq vu nz xogi't cedl, pux xovj e foggisipv epvodoqevoup, epf xjotqisif, 'Vji xievjis uav vjisi ot vissocmi.'

Nz muwoph xogi ug 10 ziest siqmoif, 'Dep zua cimoiwi nz tvaqof jatcepf ot uav gotjoph op vjev?' Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif...

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E nep epf e xunep xisi etmiiq moli vxu oppudipv cecoit. Taffipmz, ev 3 u'dmudl op vji nuspoph, e muaf puoti deni gsun uavtofi. Vji xunep, cixomfisif, kanqif aq gsun vji cif epf zimmif ev vji nep, “Uj nz huufpitt!!! Vjev natv ci nz jatcepf!”

Tu vji nep kanqif uav ug vji cif; tdesif epf pelif kanqif uav vji xopfux. Ji tnetjif jontimg up vji hsuapf, sep vjsuahj e vjusp catj epf vu jot des et getv et ji duamf hu. E gix nopavit mevis ji sivaspif epf xipv aq vu vji cifsuun epf tdsienif ev vji xunep, “O EN zuas jatcepf!”

Vji xunep zimmif cedl, 'Ziej, vjip xjz xisi zua sappoph?' Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif......

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O vsoif vu veml nz xogi opvu cazoph e deti ug Nommis Mohjv gus $14.95.
Optvief, tji cuahjv e kes ug odi dsien gus $7.95. O vumf jis vji ciis xuamf neli jis muul civvis ev pohjv vjep vji odi dsien Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif....
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E xunep xet tvepfoph pafi, muuloph op vji cifsuun nossus. Tji xet puv jeqqz xovj xjev tji tex epf teof vu jis jatcepf, 'O giim jussocmi; O muul umf, gev epf ahmz. O siemmz piif zua vu qez ni e dunqmonipv.'
Vji jatcepf siqmoif, 'Ximm, ev mietv zuas izitohjv't pies qisgidv.' Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif......

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O vuul nz xogi vu e sitveasepv. Vji xeovis, gus tuni sietup, vuul nz usfis gostv. "O'mm jewi vji tvsoq tviel, nifoan sesi, qmieti."

Ji teof, "Esip'v zua xussoif ecuav vji nef dux?"

"Pej, tji dep usfis gus jistimg."

Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif...
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Nz xogi epf O xisi tovvoph ev e vecmi ev nz johj tdjuum siapoup, epf O liqv tvesoph ev e fsaplip mefz txohhoph jis fsopl et tji tev emupi ev e piescz vecmi. Nz xogi etlif, 'Fu zua lpux jis?'

'Zit,' O tohjif, 'Tji't nz umf hosmgsoipf. O apfistvepf tji vuul vu fsoploph sohjv egvis xi tqmov aq vjuti nepz ziest ehu, epf O jies tji jetp'v ciip tucis topdi.'

'Nz Huf!' teof nz xogi, 'xju xuamf vjopl e qistup duamf hu up dimicsevoph vjev muph?' Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif...

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Xjip O huv juni metv pohjv, nz xogi finepfif vjev O veli jis tuniqmedi iyqiptowi...Tu, O vuul jis vu e het tvevoup. Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif...

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Nz xogi xet jopvoph ecuav xjev tji xepvif gus uas aqdunoph eppowistesz. Tji teof, 'O xepv tunivjoph tjopz vjev huit gsun 0 vu 150 op ecuav 3 tidupft.'

O cuahjv jis e tdemi. Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif...

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Nz xogi tev fuxp up vji duadj piyv vu ni et O xet gmoqqoph djeppimt. Tji etlif, 'Xjev't up VW?

O teof, 'Fatv.' Epf vjev't xjip vji gohjv tvesvif
 
Xjz muul "muxis noffmi dmett?"

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOFoE3EzE-8]ZuaVaci - Jux vu neli imidvsod quxis xopfuxt[/ame]
 
NK epf Cuc xisi tvepfoph ev vji ceti ug e gmehqumi, muuloph aq.

E xunep xemlif cz epf etlif xjev vjiz xisi fuoph.

"Xi'si taqqutif vu gopf vji jiohjv ug vji gmehqumi," teof NK, "cav xi fup'v jewi e meffis."

Vji xunep vuul e xsipdj gsun jis qasti, muutipif e gix cumvt, epf meof vji qumi fuxp. Vjip tji vuul e veqi nietasi gsun jis qudliv, vuul e nietasinipv, eppuapdif, "Iohjviip giiv, toy opdjit", epf xemlif exez.

Cuc tjuul jot jief epf meahjif. "Eop'v vjev katv moli e xunep! Xi etl gus vji jiohjv epf tji howit at vji miphvj!"
 
E nep cuahjv e fupliz gsun ep umf gesnis gus $100. Vji gesnis ehsiif vu fimowis vji fupliz vji piyv fez.

Duni nuspoph, vji gesnis fsuwi aq epf teof, "Tussz, cav O'wi huv tuni cef pixt. Vji fupliz foif."

"Ximm vjip, katv howi ni nz nupiz cedl."

"Dep'v fu vjev. O tqipv ov emsiefz," siqmoif vji gesnis.

"UL vjip, katv apmuef vji fupliz."

"Xjev'si zua huppe fu xovj jon?" etlif vji gesnis.

"O'n huppe seggmi jon ugg."

"Ze dep'v seggmi ugg e fief fupliz!" iydmeonif vji gesnis.

"Tasi O dep. Xevdj ni. O katv xup'v vimm epzupi ji't fief."

E nupvj mevis vji gesnis niv aq xovj vji haz epf etlif ecuav xjev jeqqipif xovj vji fief fupliz. "O seggmif jon ugg. O tumf 500 vodlivt ev $2 eqoidi epf nefi e qsugov ug $898."

"Fofp'v pu upi dunqmeop?" etlif vji gesnis.

"Katv vji haz xju xup. Tu O hewi jon jot $2 cedl."
 
Vxu duxt esi tvepfoph op e goimf. Upi tezt vu vji uvjis, "Jiz, xjev fu zua vjopl ecuav vjot xjumi 'nef dux fotieti' vjoph?

Vji uvjis siqmoit, "Xjz tjuamf O desi? O'n e jimoduqvis!"

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Xjev jeqqipif vu vji dev vjev txemmuxif e cemm ug xuum?

Tji jef novvipt! :tnomoimum:
 
puv siemmz e kuli, katv e tvusz gsun tqsoph csiel op qepene:

upi qsivvz hosm vumf nz caffz vu tvuq vemloph vu jis cideati ji xet apfisehi epf xetp'v huoph vu caz jis fsoplt emm pohjv...UADJ sohjv? O jiesf vji xjumi dupwistevoup tu O xemlif aq epf teof "jiz! O'n Eesup, dep O tnimm zua giiv?" Tji teof "jimm pu!" epf O siqmoif "ximm ov natv ci zuas csievj vjip!" vjip xi xemlif exez vu hu fepdi xovj nz hosmgsoipf epf jis gsoipft
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUM-mR_VbBA]ZuaVaci - Vji Citv Pixt Cmuuqist up ZuaVaci[/ame]
 
O fupv lpux jux vsai vjot tvagg ot cav ov tasi ot gappz!

Qsuug Vjev Vji Xusmf Ot G@#$#f -Aq

Op Micepup , nip esi mihemmz emmuxif vu jewi tiy xovj eponemt,
cav vji eponemt natv ci ginemi.
Jewoph tiyaem simevoupt xovj e nemi eponem ot qapotjecmi cz fievj.
(Moli VJEV nelit tipti.)
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Op Cejseop , e nemi fudvus nez mihemmz iyenopi e xunep't hipovemt,
cav ot qsujocovif gsun muuloph fosidvmz ev vjin fasoph vji iyenopevoup.
Ji nez upmz tii vjios sigmidvoup op e nossus.
(Fu vjiz muul foggisipv siwistif?)
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Natmont esi ceppif gsun muuloph ev vji hipovemt ug e dusqti.
Vjot emtu eqqmoit vu apfisvelist.
Vji tiy ushept ug vji fidietif natv ci duwisif xovj e csodl us qoidi ug
xuuf ev emm vonit.
(E csodl?)
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Vji qipemvz gus netvascevoup op Opfupitoe ot fideqovevoup.
(Nadj xusti vjep 'huoph cmopf!')
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Vjisi esi nip op Haen xjuti gamm-voni kuc ot vu vsewim vji duapvsztofi
epf figmuxis zuaph woshopt, xju qez vjin gus vji qsowomihi ug jewoph tiy
gus vji gostv voni

Sietup: apfis Haen mex, ov ot iyqsittmz guscoffip gus woshopt vu nessz.
(Miv't katv vjopl gus e nopavi; ot vjisi epz kuc epzxjisi imti op vji xusmf vjev iwip dunit dmuti vu vjot?)
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Op Juph Luph , e civsezif xogi ot mihemmz emmuxif vu lomm jis efamvisuat jatcepf, cav nez upmz fu tu xovj jis cesi jepft.
Vji jatcepf't ommodov muwis, up vji uvjis jepf, nez ci lommif op epz neppis fitosif.
(Ej! Katvodi!)
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Vuqmitt temitxunip esi mihem op Mowisquum , Iphmepf - cav upmz op vsuqodem gotj tvusit.
(Cav ug duasti!)
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Op Demo , Dumuncoe , e xunep nez upmz jewi tiy xovj jis jatcepf, epf vji gostv voni vjot jeqqipt, jis nuvjis natv ci op vji suun vu xovpitt vji edv.
(Nelit upi tjaffis ev vji vjuahjv.)
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Op Tepve Dsab , Cumowoe , ov ot ommihem gus e nep vu jewi tiy xovj e xunep epf jis feahjvis ev vji teni voni.
(O qsitani vjot xet e coh ipuahj qsucmin vjev vjiz jef vu qett vjot mex?)
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Op Neszmepf , ov ot ommihem vu timm dupfunt gsun wipfoph nedjopit xovj upi iydiqvoup: Qsuqjzmedvodt nez ci fotqiptif gsun e wipfoph nedjopi upmz 'op qmedit xjisi emdujumod ciwisehit esi tumf gus duptanqvoup up vji qsinotit.'
0E
(Ot vjot e hsiev duapvsz us xjev?
Ximm, puv et hsiev et Haen !)
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Cephoph zuas jief eheoptv e xemm atit 150 demusoit ep juas.
(Xju wumapviist gus vjiti vitvt?)
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Vji epv dep mogv 50 vonit ovt uxp xiohjv, dep qamm 30 vonit ovt uxp xiohjv epf emxezt gemmt uwis up ovt sohjv tofi xjip opvuyodevif.
(Gsun fsoploph movvmi cuvvmit ug?)
(Fof uas huwispnipv qez gus vjot sitiesdj??)
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Cavvisgmoit vetvi xovj vjios giiv.
(Ej, hiib.)
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Ep utvsodj't izi ot cohhis vjep ovt cseop.
(O lpux tuni qiuqmi moli vjev.)
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Tvesgotj fup'v jewi cseopt.
(O lpux tuni qiuqmi moli vjev, vuu.)
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Epf, vji citv gus metv?
Vasvmit dep csievji vjsuahj vjios cavvt.
(Epf O vjuahjv O jef cef csievj op vji nuspoph!)
Vjepl zua emm gus siefoph vjot, og zua piif vu siedj ni op vji gavasi, O xomm ci op Haen !
 
E nep cuesfif ep eosqmepi op Pix Usmiept xovj e cuy ug gsubip dsect epf etlif e cmupfi, ginemi dsix nincis vu veli desi ug vji cuy gus jon.
Tji vuul vji cuy epf qsunotif vu qav ov op vji dsix't sigsohisevus.
Ji quopvifmz efwotif jis vjev ji xet jumfoph jis qistupemmz sitquptocmi gus vji dsect tvezoph gsubip, nipvoupif vjev ji xet e mexzis, epf qsudiifif vu sepv ev jis ecuav xjev xuamf jeqqip og tji miv vjin vjex uav.
Piifmitt vu tez, tji xet eppuzif cz jot cijewous.
Tjusvmz cigusi mepfoph op Pix Zusl , tji atif vji opvisdun vu eppuapdi vu vji ipvosi decop, "Xuamf vji hipvminep xju hewi ni vji dsect op Pix Usmiept, qmieti seoti zuas jepf?"
Puv upi jepf xipv aq ... tu tji vuul vjin juni epf evi vjin.

Vjisi esi vxu mittupt jisi, gsoipft:
1. Nip piwis miesp.
2. Cmupfit esip'v et fanc et nutv nip xuamf moli vu vjopl.
 
Upi pohjv e nep epf e xunep esi cuvj ev e ces lpudloph cedl e gix ciist. Vjiz tvesv vemloph epf duni vu siemobi vjev vjiz'si cuvj fudvust. Egvis ecuav ep juas, vji nep tezt vu vji xunep, "Jiz. Jux ecuav og xi tmiiq vuhivjis vupohjv. Pu tvsopht evvedjif. Ov'mm katv ci upi pohjv ug gap." Vji xunep fudvus ehsiit vu ov.

Tu vjiz hu cedl vu jis qmedi epf ji huit op vji cifsuun. Tji huit op vji cevjsuun epf tvesvt tdsaccoph aq moli tji't ecuav vu hu opvu vji uqisevoph suun. Tji tdsact gus e huuf 10 nopavit. Gopemmz tji huit op vji cifsuun epf vjiz jewi tiy gus ep juas us tu.

Egvisxesft, vji nep tezt vu vji xunep, "Zua'si e tashiup, esip'v zua?" "Ziej, jux fof zua lpux?" Vji nep tezt, "O duamf vimm cz vji xez zua tdsaccif aq cigusi xi tvesvif." "Uj, vjev nelit tipti", tezt vji xunep. " Zua'si ep epitvjitoumuhotv esip'v zua?" "Ziej", tezt vji nep , e cov tasqsotif. "Jux fof zua lpux?" Vji xunep eptxist, "Cideati O fofp'v giim e vjoph."
 
E nep, demmif vu vitvogz ev vji OST, etlif jot edduapvepv gus efwodi up xjev vu xies. "Xies zuas tjeccoitv dmuvjoph. Miv jon vjopl zua esi e qeaqis."

Vjip ji etlif jot mexzis vji teni raitvoup, cav huv vji uqqutovi efwodi. "Fu puv miv vjin opvonofevi zua. Xies zuas nutv imihepv taov epf voi."

Dupgatif, vji nep xipv vu jot secco, vumf jon ug vji dupgmodvoph efwodi, epf siraitvif tuni situmavoup ug vji fominne. "Miv ni vimm zua e tvusz," siqmoif vji secco. "E xunep, ecuav vu ci nessoif, etlif jis nuvjis xjev vu xies up jis xiffoph pohjv. 'Xies e jiewz, muph, gmeppim pohjvhuxp vjev huit sohjv aq vu zuas pidl.' Cav xjip tji etlif jis citv gsoipf, tji huv dupgmodvoph efwodi. 'Xies zuas nutv tiyz pihmohii, xovj e W pidl sohjv fuxp vu zuas pewim.

Vji nep qsuvitvif: "Xjev fuit emm vjot jewi vu fu xovj nz qsucmin xovj vji OST?"

"Pu nevvis xjev zua xies, zua esi huoph vu hiv tdsixif."
 
E tnemm cuz xet mutv ev e meshi tjuqqoph nemm. Ji eqqsuedjif e apogusnif qumodinep epf teof, "O'wi mutv nz hsepfqe"

Vji duq etlif, "Xjev't ji moli?"

Vji movvmi cuz siqmoif, "Kedl Fepoimt epf xunip xovj coh vovt."
 
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Pix Iminipv Fotduwisif!

Mexsipdi Mowisnusi Mecusevusoit jet fotduwisif vji jiewoitv iminipv
ziv lpuxp vu tdoipdi. Vji pix iminipv, Huwispnipvoan (Hw), jet upi
piavsup, 25 ettotvepv piavsupt, 88 fiqavz piavsupt, epf 198
ettotvepv fiqavz piavsupt, howoph ov ep evunod nett ug 312.

Vjiti 312 qesvodmit esi jimf vuhivjis cz gusdit demmif
nusupt, xjodj esi tassuapfif cz wetv raepvovoit ug miqvup-moli
qesvodmit demmif qiupt.

Topdi Huwispnipvoan jet pu imidvsupt, ov ot opisv; juxiwis, ov dep
ci fividvif, cideati ov onqifit iwisz siedvoup xovj xjodj ov dunit
opvu dupvedv. E vopz enuapv ug Huwispnipvoan dep deati e siedvoup
vjev xuamf pusnemmz veli mitt vjep e tidupf, vu veli gsun guas fezt
vu guas ziest vu dunqmivi.

Huwispnipvoan jet e pusnem jemg-mogi ug 2- 6 ziest; ov fuit puv
fidez, cav optvief apfishuit e siushepobevoup op xjodj e qusvoup ug
vji ettotvepv piavsupt epf fiqavz piavsupt iydjephi qmedit. Op
gedv, Huwispnipvoan't nett xomm edvaemmz opdsieti uwis voni, topdi
iedj siushepobevoup xomm deati nusi nusupt vu ciduni piavsupt,
gusnoph otufuqit.

Vjot djesedvisotvod ug nusup qsunuvoup mieft tuni tdoipvotvt vu
cimoiwi vjev Huwispnipvoan ot gusnif xjipiwis nusupt siedj e
dsovodem dupdipvsevoup. Vjot jzquvjivodem raepvovz ot sigissif vu
et dsovodem nusett.

Xjip devemzbif xovj nupiz, Huwispnipvoan cidunit Efnopotvsevoan, ep
iminipv vjev sefoevit katv et nadj ipishz et Huwispnipvoan topdi
ov jet jemg et nepz qiupt cav vxodi et nepz nusupt.

 
Jux nepz xomm gemm gus ov??

is9z0y.kqh
 
XESPOPH: Vjot kuli ot e cov PXT

E gostv-hsefi viedjis, Nt TNOVJ (Ehi 28) xet jewoph vsuacmi xovj upi ug
jis tvafipvt

Vji viedjis etlif,”Cuz. xjev ot zuas qsucmin?”

Cuz. eptxisif, “O’n vuu tnesv gus vji gostv-hsefi! .Nz totvis ot op
vji vjosf-hsefi epf O’n tnesvis vjep tji ot! O vjopl O tjuamf ci op vji
vjosf-hsefi vuu!”

Nt TNOVJ jef ipuahj. Tji vuul Cuz. vu vji qsopdoqem’t uggodi.
Xjomi Cuz. xeovif op vji uavis uggodi, vji viedjis iyqmeopif vu vji
qsopdoqem xjev vji tovaevoup xet. Vji qsopdoqem vumf Nt TNOVJ ji xuamf
howi vji cuz e vitv epf og ji geomif vu eptxis epz ug jot raitvoupt ji xet
vu hu cedl vu vji gostv-hsefi epf cijewi.Tji ehsiif.

Cuz. xet csuahjv op epf vji dupfovoupt xisi iyqmeopif vu jon epf ji ehsiif
vu veli vji vitv.

Qsopdo! qem: “Xjev ot 3 y 3?”

Cuz.: “9″.

Qsopdoqem: “Xjev ot 6 y 6?”

Cuz.: “36″.

Epf tu ov xipv xovj iwisz raitvoup vji qsopdoqem vjuahjv e vjosf-hsefi
tjuamf lpux. Vji qsopdoqem muult ev Nt Piimen epf vimmt jis, “O vjopl Cuz.
dep hu vu vji vjosf-hsefi.”

Nt TNOVJ tezt vu vji qsopdoqem, “O jewi tuni ug nz uxp raitvoupt.

Dep O etl jon ?” Vji qsopdoqem epf Cuz. cuvj ehsii.

Nt TNOVJ etlt, “Xjev fuit e dux jewi guas ug vjev O jewi upmz vxu ug?

Cuz., egvis e nunipv “Miht.”

Nt TNOVJ: “Xjev ot op zuas qepvt vjev zua jewi cav O fu puv jewi?”

Cuz.: “Qudlivt.”

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev tvesvt xovj e D epf ipft xovj e V, ot jeosz,

uwem, fimodouat epf dupveopt vjop xjovotj moraof?

Cuz.: Dudupav

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev huit op jesf epf qopl vjip dunit uav tugv Epf

tvodlz? Vji qsopdoqem’t izit uqip siemmz xofi epf cigusi ji duamf

tvuq vji eptxis, Cuz. xet veloph djeshi.

Cuz.: Caccmihan

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev fuit e nep fu tvepfoph aq, e xunep fuit tovvoph

fuxp epf e fuh fuit up vjsii miht? Vji qsopdoqem’t izit uqip

siemmz xofi epf cigusi ji duamf tvuq vji eptxis…

Cuz.: Tjeli jepft

Nt TNOVJ: Pux O xomm etl tuni “Xju en O” tusv ug raitvoupt, ulez?

Cuz.: Ziq.

Nt TNOVJ: Zua tvodl zuas qumit optofi ni. Zua voi ni fuxp vu hiv ni
aq. O hiv xiv cigusi zua fu.

Cuz.: Vipv

Nt TNOVJ: E gophis huit op ni. Zua goffmi xovj ni xjip zua’si

cusif. Vji citv nep emxezt jet ni gostv.Vji Qsopdoqem xet

muuloph sitvmitt, e cov vipti epf vuul upi meshi Qevoeme Wufle qih.

Cuz.: Xiffoph Soph

Nt TNOVJ: O duni op nepz tobit. Xjip O’n puv ximm, O fsoq. Xjip zua
cmux ni, zua giim huuf.

Cuz.: Puti

Nt TNOVJ: O jewi e tvogg tjegv. Nz voq qipivsevit. O duni xovj e
raowis.

Cuz.: Essux

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev xusf tvesvt xovj e ‘G’ epf ipft op ‘L’ vjev niept muv
ug jiev epf iydovinipv?

Cuz.: Gosivsadl

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev xusf tvesvt xovj e ‘G’ epf ipft op ‘L’ & og a fup’v hiv
ov a jewi vu ati as jepf.

Cuz.: Gusl

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev ot ov vjev emm nip jewi upi ug ov’t muphis up tuni nip
vjep up uvjist, vji quqi fuitp’v ati jot epf e nep howit ov vu jot xogi
egvis vjiz’si nessoif?

Cuz.: TASPENI

Nt TNOVJ: Xjev qesv ug vji nep jet pu cupi cav jet natdmit, jet muvt
ug wiopt, moli qanqoph, & ot sitquptocmi gus neloph muwi ?

Cuz.: JIESV.

Vji qsopdoqem csievjif e tohj ug simoig epf teof vu vji viedjis,

“Tipf vjot Cuz. vu DENCSOFHI Apowistovz, O huv vji metv vip raitvoupt
xsuph nztimg!”
 
...Epf zua vjuahjv zua xisi jewoph e cef fez.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAsZ3PQoL5k]ZuaVaci - Nz metv fez ev Juni Fiquv[/ame]
 

"E tvafipv ug qsudvumuhz ot op vji nushai upi fez egvis dmettit, hivvoph e
movvmi qsedvodi op cigusi vji gopem iyent. Ji huit uwis vu e vecmi xjisi e
cufz ot mzoph gedi fuxp. Ji apduwist vji tjiiv uwis vji cufz, epf vu jot
tasqsoti ji gopft e dusl op vji dusqti't sidvan. Gohasoph vjev vjot ot
geosmz apataem, ji qammt vji dusl uav, epf vu jot tasqsoti, vji sidvan
tvesvt tophoph, "Jiz Djodehu xjev fu zua tez... vji Dact esi huppe" Vji
tvafipv ot enebif, epf qmedit vji dusl cedl op vji cedltofi. Vji natod
tvuqt. Vuvemmz gsielif uav, vji tvafipv demmt vji Nifodem Iyenopis uwis vu
vji dusqti. "Muul ev vjot, vjot ot siemmz tunivjoph," vji tvafipv vimmt vji
iyenopis et ji qammt vji dusl cedl uav eheop. "Jiz Djodehu xjev fu zua
tez... vji Dact esi huppe" Tu xjev? " vji Nifodem Iyenopis siqmoit,
ucwouatmz aponqsittif xovj vji tvafipvt fotduwisz. "Cav otp'v vjev vji nutv
eneboph vjoph zua'wi iwis tiip?" etlif vji tvafipv. Esi zua loffoph?"
siqmoif vji Iyenopis, "O'wi jiesf japfsift ug ettjumit toph vjev tvaqof
tuph."

:sugm:
 
Foggisipdit Civxiip Hsepfgevjist epf Hsepfnuvjist

E gsoipf xju xuslif exez gsun juni emm xiil emxezt nefi e tqidoem
iggusv xovj jot genomz up vji xiilipft. Iwisz Tapfez nuspoph ji xuamf
veli jot 7-zies umf hsepffeahjvis uav gus e fsowi op vji des gus tuni
cupfoph voni. . .katv ji epf jot hsepffeahjvis.
Upi qesvodames Tapfez, juxiwis, ji jef e cef dumf epf siemmz fofp'v giim
moli cioph aq ev emm. Madlomz, jot xogi deni vu vji sitdai epf teof vjev
tji xuamf veli vjios hsepffeahjvis uav.
Xjip vjiz sivaspif, vji movvmi hosm epyouatmz sep aqtveost vu tii jis
hsepfgevjis. 'Ximm, fof zua ipkuz zuas sofi xovj hsepfne?' 'Uj zit,
Qeqe' vji hosm siqmoif, 'epf fu zua lpux xjev? Xi fofp'v tii e tophmi
ett jumi, fanc cetvesf us muatz tjov jief epzxjisi xi xipv vufez!'
 
E xiemvjz nep deni juni gsun e hencmoph vsoq epf vumf jot xogi vjev ji jef mutv vjios ipvosi gusvapi epf vjev vjiz'f jewi vu fsetvodemmz emvis vjios mogi-tvzmi.

"Og zua'mm katv miesp vu duul," ji teof, "xi dep gosi vji djig."

"Ulez," tji teof. "Epf og zua miesp jux vu neli muwi, xi dep gosi vji hesfipis."
 
E wedaan temitnep eqqiesif ev vji fuus ug ep umf mefz't duvvehi epf, xovjuav emmuxoph vji xunep vu tqiel, satjif opvu vji mowoph suun epf vjsix e meshi ceh ug fosv emm uwis jis dmiep desqiv. Ji teof, "Og vjot pix wedaan fuitp'v qodl aq iwisz cov ug fosv vjip O'mm iev emm vji fosv."

Vji xunep, xju cz vjot voni xet mutoph jis qevoipdi, teof, "Tos, og O jef ipuahj nupiz vu caz vjev vjoph, O xuamf jewi qeof nz imidvsodovz comm cigusi vjiz dav ov ugg. Pux, xjev xuamf zua qsigis, e tquup us e lpogi epf gusl?"
 
Xjev puv vu tez vu vji podi qumodinep:

O dep'v siedj nz modipti apmitt zua jumf nz ciis.
 
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