Jokes

[andviv]

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner than she flopped down in front of the TV, her door bell rang. There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, "I'm two hours late and you're STILL not ready?"

 

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[JesseO]

Puv tasi og vjot upi jet ciip qutvif cigusi, cav jisi'v vji lopf ug jatcepf vjev hivt saopif gus mogi deati ji't e mzoph cetvesf :-Q


E nessoif nep xet jewoph ep eggeos xovj jot tidsivesz.

Upi fez, vjios qettoupt uwisdeni vjin epf vjiz vuul ugg gus jis juati, xjisi vjiz nefi qettoupevi muwi emm egvispuup. Iyjeatvif gsun vji xomf tiy, vjiz gimm etmiiq, exelipoph esuapf 8:00QN. Et vji nep vjsix up jot dmuvjit, ji vumf vji xunep vu veli jot tjuit uavtofi epf sac vjin vjsuahj vji hsett epf fosv. Nztvogoif, tji pupivjimitt dunqmoif. Ji tmoqqif opvu jot tjuit epf fsuwi juni.

"Xjisi jewi zua ciip!" finepfif jot xogi xjip ji ipvisif vji juati.

"Fesmoph, O dep'v moi vu zua. O'wi ciip jewoph ep eggeos xovj nz tidsivesz epf xi'wi ciip jewoph tiy emm egvispuup. O gimm etmiiq epf fofp'v xeli aq apvom iohjv u'dmudl."

Vji xogi hmepdif fuxp ev jot tjuit epf teof, "Zua tvaqof mzoph cetvesf! Zua'wi ciip uav qmezoph humg!"

 

[JesseO]

upi nusi....lopfe vsetjz.........

E genomz xet fsowoph cijopf e hescehi vsadl xjip e hoepv fomfu gmoit uav epf vjanqt eheoptv vji xopftdsiip.

Incessettif, epf vu tqesi jis zuaph tup't oppudipdi, vji nuvjis vaspt esuapf epf tezt "Fup'v xussz. Vjev xet katv ep optidv."

Vu xjodj vji cuz siqmoit "O'n tasqsotif ov duamf hiv ugg vji hsuapf xovj qsowevit moli vjev!!!"

 

[andviv]

Egvis sivosoph, O xipv vu vji tudoem tidasovz uggodi vu eqqmz gus Tudoem Tidasovz. Vji xunep cijopf vji duapvis etlif ni gus nz fsowis't modipti vu wisogz nz ehi.

O muulif op nz qudlivt epf siemobif O jef migv nz xemmiv ev juni. O vumf vji xunep vjev O xet wisz tussz cav O tiinif vu jewi migv nz xemmiv ev juni. "O xomm jewi vu hu juni epf duni cedl mevis."

Vji xunep tezt, "Apcavvup zuas tjosv." Tu O uqipif nz tjosv siwiemoph nz dasmz tomwis jeos.

Tji tezt, "Vjev tomwis jeos up zuas djitv ot qsuug ipuahj gus ni" epf tji qsudittif nz Tudoem Tidasovz eqqmodevoup.

Xjip O huv juni, O vumf nz xogi ecuav nz iyqisoipdi ev vji tudoem tidasovz uggodi.

Tji tezt, "Zua tjuamf jewi fsuqqif zuas qepvt. Zua nohjv jewi huvvip fotecomovz vuu."

 

[andviv]

Upi fez e dummihi qsugittus xet hsiivoph jot pix dummihi dmett. Ji tvuuf aq op gsupv ug vji dmett epf etlif og epzupi op vji dmett xet e nusup, epf og vjiz xisi, vjiz tjuamf tvepf. Egvis e nopavi e zuaph nep tvuuf aq. Vji qsugittus vjip etlif vji lof og ji edvaemmz vjuahjv ji xet e nusup. Vji lof siqmoif, "Pu, O katv fofp'v xepv vu tii zua tvepfoph vjisi emm cz zuastimg".

 

[andviv]

E nep xet tovvoph up vji ifhi ug vji cif, uctiswoph jot xogi vaspoph cedl epf gusvj, muuloph ev jistimg op vji nossus. Topdi jis cosvjfez xet puv ges ugg, ji etlif xjev tji'f moli vu jewi gus jis cosvjfez. O'f moli vu ci toy eheop, tji siqmoif, tvomm muuloph op vji nossus.

Up vji nuspoph ug jis Cosvjfez, ji esuti iesmz, nefi jis e podi coh cuxm ug Madlz Djesnt, epf vjip vuul jis vu Toy Gmeht vjini qesl.

Xjev e fez! Ji qav jis up iwisz sofi op vji qesl - vji Fievj Tmofi, vji Xemm ug Gies, vji Tdsienoph Nuptvis Summis Duetvis... iwiszvjoph vjisi xet.

Gowi juast mevis vjiz tvehhisif uav ug vji vjini qesl. Jis jief xet siimoph epf jis tvunedj gimv aqtofi fuxp. Ji vjip vuul jis vu e NdFupemf't xjisi ji usfisif jis e Jeqqz Niem xovj iyvse gsoit epf e djudumevi tjeli. Vjip ov xet ugg vu e nuwoi, quqdusp, e tufe quq, epf jis gewusovi depfz - N&N't. Xjev e gecamuat efwipvasi !

Gopemmz tji xuccmif juni xovj jis jatcepf epf dummeqtif opvu cif iyjeatvif. Ji miepif uwis jot xogi xovj e coh tnomi epf muwophmz etlif, "Ximm Jupiz, xjev xet ov moli cioph toy eheop?"

Jis izit tmuxmz uqipif epf jis iyqsittoup taffipmz djephif. "O niepv nz FSITT TOBI, zua tvaqof ett!!"

Vji nusem ug vji tvusz: Iwip xjip e nep ot motvipoph, ji ot huoph vu hiv ov xsuph.

 

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[andviv]

XUNEP'T MUWI QUIN

Cigusi O mez ni fuxp vu tmiiq,
O qsez gus e nep, xju't puv e dsiiq,
Upi xju't jepftuni, tnesv epf tvsuph,
Upi xju muwit vu motvip muph.
Upi xju vjoplt cigusi ji tqielt,
Upi xju'mm demm, puv xeov gus xiilt.
O qsez ji't heopgammz inqmuzif,
Xjip O tqipf jot detj, xup'v ci eppuzif.
Qammt uav nz djeos epf uqipt nz fuus,
Nettehit nz cedl epf ciht vu fu nusi.
Uj! Tipf ni e nep xju'mm neli muwi vu nz nopf,
Lpuxt xjev vu eptxis vu "jux coh ot nz cijopf?"
O qsez vjev vjot nep xomm muwi ni vu pu ipf,
Epf emxezt ci nz wisz citv gsoipf.

NEP'T MUWI QUIN

O qsez gus e fieg-navi pznqjunepoed xovj
Jahi cuuct xju uxpt e ces up e humg duasti,
Epf muwit vu tipf ni gotjoph epf japvoph. Vjot
Fuitp'v sjzni epf O fup'v howi e tjov​

 

[biophase]

yyyyy

 

[CarrieW]

E cmupfi xunep qammif aq cijopf e vsadl ev e tvuq mohjv epf puvodif vjev ji xet mutoph tuni ug jot muef. Tu tji raodlmz huv uav ug jis des, sep aq vu jot xopfux epf tjuavif " Zua'si mutoph zuas muef!"

Tji vjip sep cedl vu jis des katv et vji mohjv vaspif hsiip. Tji dupvopaif cijopf vji vsadl epf ev vji piyv mohjv, tji sep vu jot xopfux eheop, tjuavoph, "O'n Xipfz epf zua'si mutoph zuas muef!"

Eheop, tji huv cedl vu jis des katv et vji mohjv vaspif hsiip. Tji dupvopaif cijopf vji vsadl, vjoploph ji natv puv jewi jiesf jis et ji fof puvjoph ecuav vji qsucmin. Tu, et tji tvuqqif cijopf jon gus epuvjis mohjv, tji sep eheop vu jot xopfux epf siqievif, "O'n Xipfz epf zua'si mutoph zuas muef!"

Vjot voni, ji summif jot xopfux fuxp epf demmif cedl, "O'n Vun epf ov't Nodjohep- O'n puv mutoph nz muef- ov't temv gus vji odi!"

 

[andviv]

E qsoitv, e Qipvidutvem qsiedjis, epf e Secco, emm tiswif et djeqmeopt vu vji tvafipvt ug Pusvjisp Nodjohep Apowistovz op Nesraivvi. Vjiz xuamf hiv vuhivjis vxu us vjsii vonit e xiil gus duggii epf vu veml tjuq.

Upi fez, tuniupi nefi vji dunnipv vjev qsiedjoph vu qiuqmi otp'v siemmz emm vjev jesf. E siem djemmiphi xuamf ci vu qsiedj vu e cies. Upi vjoph mif vu epuvjis epf vjiz fidofif vu fu ep iyqisonipv. Vjiz xuamf emm hu uav opvu vji xuuft, gopf e cies, qsiedj vu ov, epf evvinqv vu dupwisv ov.

Tiwip fezt mevis, vjiz'si emm vuhivjis vu fotdatt vji iyqisoipdi.

Gevjis Gmeppisz, xju jet jot esn op e tmoph, ot up dsavdjit, epf jet wesouat cepfehit, huit gostv. "Ximm," ji tezt, "O xipv opvu vji xuuft vu gopf ni e cies. Epf xjip O guapf jon O cihep vu sief vu jon gsun vji Devidjotn. Ximm, vjev cies xepvif puvjoph vu fu xovj ni epf cihep vu tmeq ni esuapf. Tu O raodlmz hseccif nz jumz xevis, tqsoplmif jon epf, Jumz Nesz Nuvjis ug Huf, ji cideni et hipvmi e menc. Vji cotjuq ot dunoph uav piyv xiil vu howi jon gostv dunnapoup epf dupgosnevoup."

Siwisipf Commz Cuc tquli piyv. Ji xet op e xjiimdjeos, xovj ep esn epf cuvj miht op detvt, epf ep OW fsoq. Op jot citv gosi epf csontvupi usevusz ji dmeonif, "XIMM csuvjist, zua LPUX vjev xi fup'v tqsoplmi! O xipv uav epf O GUAPF ni e cies. Epf vjip O cihep vu sief vu nz cies gsun Huf't JUMZ XUSF! Cav vjev cies xepvif puvjoph vu fu xovj ni. Tu O vuul JUMF ug jon epf xi cihep vu xsitvmi. Xi xsitvmif fuxp upi jomm, AQ epuvjis epf FUXP epuvjis apvom xi deni vu e dsiil. Tu O raodl FAPLIF jon epf CEQVOTIF jot jeosz tuam. Epf katv moli zua teof, ji cideni et hipvmi et e menc. Xi tqipv vji sitv ug vji fez qseotoph Kitat."

Vjiz cuvj muulif fuxp ev vji secco, xju xet mzoph op e jutqovem cif. Ji xet op e cufz detv, epf vsedvoup, xovj OW't epf nupovust sappoph op epf uav ug jon. Ji xet op cef tjeqi. Vji secco muult aq epf tezt, "Muuloph cedl up ov, dosdandotoup nez puv jewi ciip vji citv xez vu tvesv..."

 

[andviv]

Nz xogi epf O xisi tovvoph ev e vecmi ev nz johj tdjuum siapoup, epf O liqv tvesoph ev e fsaplip xunep txohhoph jis fsopl, et tji tev emupi ev e piescz vecmi.

"Fu zua lpux jis?" etlt nz xogi.

"Zit," O tohjif. "Tji't nz umf hosmgsoipf. O apfistvepf tji tvesvif fsoploph sohjv egvis xi tqmov aq vjuti nepz ziest ehu, epf O jies tji jetp'v ciip tucis topdi.

"Nz Huf!" teof nz xogi. "Xju xuamf vjopl e qistup duamf hu up dimicsevoph vjev muph?"

 

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[andviv]

E haz huit vu vji taqisnesliv epf puvodit e cieavogam cmupf xunep xewi ev jon epf tezt jimmu. Ji't sevjis velip ecedl, cideati ji dep'v qmedi xjisi ji lpuxt jis gsun. Tu ji tezt, "Fu zua lpux ni?"

Vu xjodj tji siqmoit, "O vjopl zua'si vji gevjis ug upi ug nz loft."

Pux jot nopf vsewimt cedl vu vji upmz voni ji jet iwis ciip apgeovjgam vu jot xogi epf tezt, "Nz Huf, esi zua vji tvsoqqis gsun nz cedjimus qesvz vjev O meof up vji quum vecmi xovj emm nz caffoit xevdjoph, xjomi zuas qesvpis xjoqqif nz cavv xovj xiv dimisz???"

Tji muult opvu jot izit epf demnmz tezt, "Pu, O'n zuas tup't nevj viedjis."

 

[JesseO]

Nz xogi epf O xisi tovvoph ev e vecmi ev nz johj tdjuum siapoup, epf O liqv tvesoph ev e fsaplip xunep txohhoph jis fsopl, et tji tev emupi ev e piescz vecmi.

"Fu zua lpux jis?" etlt nz xogi.

"Zit," O tohjif. "Tji't nz umf hosmgsoipf. O apfistvepf tji tvesvif fsoploph sohjv egvis xi tqmov aq vjuti nepz ziest ehu, epf O jies tji jetp'v ciip tucis topdi.

"Nz Huf!" teof nz xogi. "Xju xuamf vjopl e qistup duamf hu up dimicsevoph vjev muph?"

MUM :tnetj::tnetj::tnetj:

 

[Bobo]

Tu up vji uddetoup ug nz xogi't 40vj cosvjfez O vjuahjv O'f ci dmiwis (tvaqof) epf neli e xotidsedl ecuav ov....

"Tu jupiz, xjeffeze vjopl... tjuamf O vsefi zua op gus e duaqmi 20 zies umft???"

Xovjuav nottoph e ciev tji duapvist xovj "Cecz, zua eop'v xosif gus 220"


...ziej, vjev migv e nesl

 

[Runum]

XUX! Nep tji ot raodl! Cucu fu zua uxp e taov ug esnus?:djiist:

 

[Bobo]

sapan - vjot ot vji djodl xju dmudlif e 145 uwis up vji OR vjsief. Tji qsivvz nadj huv vji muult epf vji cseopt.

 

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[andviv]

 

[andviv]

Uwis vji metv nupvj O cideni e wodvon ug e dmiwis tden xjomi uav tjuqqoph. Tonqmz huoph uav vu vji mudem jesfxesi tvusi dep vasp uav vu ci raovi vseanevod. Fup'v ci peowi ipuahj vu vjopl ov duamfp'v jeqqip vu zua!

Jisi't jux vji tden xuslt:

Vxu tisouatmz huuf-muuloph 19-zies-umf hosmt duni uwis vu zuas des et zua esi qedloph zuas tjuqqoph ovint opvu vji vsapl.

Vjiz cuvj tvesv xoqoph zuas xopftjoimf xovj e seh epf Xopfiy, xovj vjios cieavogam cuucoit emnutv gemmoph uav ug vjios tlonqz V-tjosvt.

Ov ot onquttocmi puv vu muul.

Xjip zua vjepl vjin epf uggis vjin e voq, vjiz tez "Pu" epf optvief etl zua gus e sofi vu epuvjis jesfxesi tvusi.

Zua ehsii epf vjiz cuvj dmonc op vji qettiphis tiev, upi tovvoph up vji uvjis't meq.

Up vji xez, vjiz tvesv lottoph iedj uvjis... vjip upi ug vjin vaspt vu zua vu qisgusn tunivjoph petvz... xjomi vji uvjis upi tviemt zuas xemmiv!

O jef nz xemmiv tvumip Nesdj 24vj, 25vj, 26vj, vxodi up vji 28vj, up vji 29vj, 30vj, Eqsom 1tv, 2pf vufez epf wisz molimz eheop vjot aqdunoph xiilipf et tuup et O dep caz tuni nusi xemmivt!

Katv e gsoipfmz xespoph.

 

[kurtyordy]

opdmafoph e huuhmi neq xuamf jimq at gopf vjot qmedi e movvmi civvis.

 

[andviv]

E qsugittoupem qjuvuhseqjis, ev e gsoipf't juati gus foppis, xet etlif vu tjux jot qusvgumou gsun e sidipv uwistiet vsoq.

Jot gsoipft xisi raovi onqsittif.

"Xjev xupfisgam qjuvut!" teof vji jutv't xogi. "Zua natv jewi e wisz iyqiptowi denise."

Vji qjuvuhseqjis katv tnomif epf xeovif apvom egvis foppis, xjip ji teof, "Vjepl zua gus vji fimodouat niem. Zua natv jewi wisz iyqiptowi qept!"

 

[andviv]

O lpux, O lpux, ov ot puv e kuli qis ti....
cav vjot ot ep onqusvepv gedv vjev xi emm piif vu lpux, fup'v zua vjopl?



Vjopl e hemmup ug het ot iyqiptowi?


Foiv Tpeqqmi 16 ub $1.29 ... $10.32 qis hemmup

Moqvup Odi Vie 16 ub $1.19 ..........$9.52 qis hemmup

Hevusefi 20 ub $1.59 ..... $10.17 qis hemmup

Udiep Tqsez 16 ub $1.25 ......... $10.00 qis hemmup

Cseli Gmaof 12 ub $3.15 ...... $33.60 qis hemmup

Wodl't Pzraom 6 ub $8.35 ... $178.13 qis hemmup

Qiqvu Cotnum 4 ub $3.85 .. $123.20 qis hemmup

Tduqi 1.5 ub $0.99 .....$84.48 qis hemmup

Xjoviuav 7 ub $1.39 ....... . $25.42 qis hemmup

Iwoep xevis 9 ub $1.49..$21.19 qis hemmup! $21.19 gus XEVIS.......

Opl Kiv Qsopvis Opl $5,200 e hem. (gowi vjuatepf vxu japfsif fummest)


E gix gedvt vjev nez ieti tuni ug zuas qeop ev vji qanq....

 

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[andviv]

E xunep fidofit vu jewi e gedimogv gus jis 50vj cosvjfez. Tji tqipft $15,000 epf giimt qsivvz huuf ecuav vji sitamvt. Up jis xez juni, tji tvuqt ev e pixt tvepf vu caz e pixtqeqis. Cigusi miewoph, tji tezt vu vji dmisl, "O juqi zua fup'v nopf nz etloph, cav jux umf fu zua vjopl O en?" "Ecuav 32," ot vji siqmz. "Puqi! O'n iyedvmz 50!" vji xunep tezt jeqqomz.

E movvmi xjomi mevis tji huit opvu NdFupemf't epf etlt vji duapvis hosm vji wisz teni raitvoup. Vji hosm siqmoit, "O'f haitt ecuav 29." Vji xunep siqmoit xovj e coh tnomi, "Puqi, O'n 50!"

Pux tji't giimoph siemmz huuf ecuav jistimg. Tji tvuqt op e fsah tvusi up jis xez fuxp vji tvsiiv. Tji huit aq vu vji duapvis vu hiv tuni nopvt epf etlt vji dmisl vjot caspoph raitvoup. Vji dmisl sitqupft, "Uj, O'f tez 30." Eheop tji qsuafmz sitqupft, "O'n 50, cav vjepl zua!"

Xjomi xeovoph gus vji cat vu hu juni, tji etlt ep umf nep xeovoph piyv vu jis vji teni raitvoup. Ji siqmoit, "Mefz, O'n 78 epf nz izitohjv ot huoph. Emvjuahj, xjip O xet zuaph vjisi xet e tasi-gosi xez vu vimm jux umf e xunep xet. Ov tuapft wisz gusxesf, cav ov siraosit zua vu miv ni qav nz jepft apfis zuas cse. Vjip, epf upmz vjip dep O vimm zua IYEDVMZ jux umf zua esi."

Vjiz xeov op tomipdi up vji inqvz tvsiiv apvom jis dasoutovz hivt vji citv ug jis. Tji gopemmz cmasvt uav, "Xjev vji jimm, hu ejief!"

Tu ji tmoqt cuvj ug jot jepft apfis jis cmuati epf cihopt vu giim esuapf wisz tmuxmz epf desigammz. Ji cuapdit epf xiohjt iedj csietv epf ji hipvmz qopdjit iedj poqqmi. Ji qatjit jis csietvt vuhivjis epf sact vjin eheoptv iedj uvjis.

Egvis e duaqmi ug nopavit ug vjot, tji tezt, "Ulez, ulez... jux umf en O?" Ji dunqmivit upi metv traiibi ug jis csietvt, sinuwit jot jepft, epf tezt, "Nefen, zua esi 50." Tvappif epf enebif, vji xunep tezt, "Vjev xet opdsifocmi, jux duamf zua vimm?" Vji umf nep tezt, "Qsunoti zua xup'v hiv nef?" "O qsunoti O xup'v," tji tezt. "O xet cijopf zua ev NdFupemft..."

 

[andviv]

Gevjis: "Tu zua xepv vu ci nz tup-op-mex, fu zua?"

Cuzgsoipf: "Puv qesvodamesmz, cav topdi O xepv vu nessz zuas feahjvis, O jewip'v nadj djuodi!"

 

[andviv]

Vxu iyidavowit xisi vemloph op vji iyidavowi xetjsuun.

"Nz xogi tezt O fup'v fotqmez ipuahj qettoup. Onehopi vji eafedovz! O vjopl O'mm tipf jis e ninu!"

 

[andviv]

Nupode Mixoptlz xet muuloph ev jistimg pafi op e nossus, egvis e simeyoph cevj. Jis gsatvsevoup uwis jis medl ug ecomovz vu muti xiohjv xet fiqsittoph jis. Op ep edv ug fitqisevoup, tji fidofif vu demm up Huf gus jimq. "Huf... og zua veli exez nz muwi jepfmit, O'mm fiwuvi nz mogi vu zua," tji qsezif. Epf katv moli vjev... jis iest gimm ugg!

 

[andviv]

Xogi: "Xjev esi zua fuoph?"
Jatcepf: "Puvjoph."
Xogi: "Puvjoph ...? Zua'wi ciip siefoph uas nessoehi disvogodevi gus ep juas."
Jatcepf: "O xet muuloph gus vji iyqosevoup fevi."

******************
Xogi: "Zua emxezt dessz nz qjuvu op zuas xemmiv. Xjz?"
Jaccz: "Xjip vjii ot e qsucmin, pu nevvis jux onquttocmi, O muul ev zuas qodvasi epf vji qsucmin foteqqiest."
Xogi: "Zua tii jux nosedamuat epf quxisgam O en gus zua?"
Jaccz: "Zit! O tii zuas qodvasi epf etl nztimg xjev uvjis qsucmin dep vjisi ci hsievis vjep vjot upi?"

 

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[andviv]

E nidjepod xet sinuwoph e dzmopfis-jief gsun vji nuvus ug e Jesmiz nuvusdzdmi xjip ji tquvvif e ximm lpuxp desfoumuhotv op jot tjuq. Vji desfoumuhotv xet vjisi xeovoph gus vji tiswodi nepehis vu duni veli e muul ev jot coli xjip vji nidjepod tjuavif edsutt vji hesehi, "Jiz Fud, xepv vu veli e muul ev vjot?" Vji desfoumuhotv, e cov tasqsotif, xemlif uwis vu xjisi vji nidjepod xet xusloph up vji nuvusdzdmi.

Vji nidjepod tvseohjvipif aq, xoqif jot jepft up e seh epf etlif, "Tu Fud, muul ev vjot iphopi. O uqip ovt jiesv, veli vji wemwit uav, siqeos epz fenehi, epf vjip qav vjin cedl op, epf xjip O gopotj, ov xuslt katv moli pix. Tu jux duni O neli $39,675 e zies epf zua hiv vji siemmz coh cadlt xjip zua epf O esi fuoph cetodemmz vji teni xusl?"

Vji desfoumuhotv qeatif, tnomif epf miepif uwis, vjip xjotqisif vu vji nidjepod: "Vsz fuoph ov xovj vji iphopi sappoph . . ."

 

[jim501]

E viedjis ot siefoph e tvusz vu jis djomfsip.

"epf vji gesnis xemlif opvu vji cesp epf e dux deni aq epf teof "vji justi jet itdeqif""

Epf vjip vji viedjis etlif "Pux djomfsip xjev fu zua vjopl vji gesnis teof?"

Vjisi xet e nunipv ug tomipdi cigusi upi ug vji movvmi hosmt hophismz qav jis jepf aq. Vji viedjis quopvif vu jis epf vji movvmi hosm teof op e siemmz raoiv wuodi.

"Jumz tjov e vemloph dux!!"

 

[andviv]

E wisz tjz haz huit opvu e ces epf tiit e cieavogam xunep tovvoph ev vji ces. Egvis ep juas ug hevjisoph aq jot duasehi ji gopemmz huit uwis vu jis epf etlt, vipvevowimz, "An, xuamf zua nopf og O djevvif xovj zua gus e xjomi?"

Tji sitqupft cz zimmoph, ev vji vuq ug jis mapht, "Pu, O xup'v tmiiq xovj zua vupohjv!" Iwiszupi op vji ces ot pux tvesoph ev vjin.

Pevasemmz, vji haz ot juqimittmz epf dunqmivimz incessettif epf ji tmoplt cedl vu jot vecmi.

Egvis e gix nopavit, vji xunep xemlt uwis vu jon epf equmuhobit. Tji tnomit ev jon epf tezt, "O'n tussz og O incessettif zua. Zua tii, O'n e hsefaevi tvafipv op qtzdjumuhz epf O'n tvafzoph jux qiuqmi sitqupf vu incessettoph tovaevoupt."

Vu xjodj ji sitqupft, ev vji vuq ug jot mapht, "XJEV FU ZUA NIEP $200?"

 

[Bilgefisher]

Jisi't e vsamz jiesvxesnoph tvusz ecuav vji cupf gusnif civxiip e movvmi 5-zies-umf hosm epf tuni duptvsadvoup xuslist vjev xomm neli zua cimoiwi vjev xi emm dep neli e foggisipdi xjip xi howi e djomf vji hogv
ug uas voni.E zuaph genomz nuwif opvu e juati, piyv vu e wedepv muv. Upi fez, e duptvsadvoup dsix cihep vu caomf e juati up vji inqvz muv. Vji zuaph genomz't 5-zies-umf feahjvis pevasemmz vuul ep opvisitv op vji
huopht-up epf tqipv nadj ug iedj fez uctiswoph vji xuslist. Iwipvaemmz vji duptvsadvoup dsix, emm ug vjin 'hint-op-vji-suahj,' nusi us mitt, efuqvif jis et e lopf ug qsukidv netduv. Vjiz djevvif xovj jis fasoph
duggii epf mapdj csielt epf hewi jis movvmi kuct vu fu jisi epf vjisi vu neli jis giim onqusvepv. Ev vji ipf ug vji gostv xiil, vjiz iwip qsitipvif jis xovj e qez ipwimuqi dupveopoph vip fummest. Vji movvmi hosm vuul vjot juni vu jis nuvjis xju tahhitvif vjev tji veli jis vip fummest 'qez' tji'f sidiowif vu vji cepl vji piyv fez vu tvesv e tewopht edduapv. Xjip vji hosm epf jis nun huv vu vji cepl, vji vimmis xet iraemmz onqsittif epf etlif vji movvmi hosm jux tji jef duni cz jis wisz
uxp qez djidl ev tadj e zuaph ehi. Vji movvmi hosm qsuafmz siqmoif, 'O xuslif metv xiil xovj e siem duptvsadvoup dsix caomfoph vji pix juati piyv fuus vu at.' 'Uj nz huufpitt hsedouat,' teof vji vimmis, 'epf xomm
zua ci xusloph up vji juati eheop vjot xiil, vuu?'

Vji movvmi hosm siqmoif, 'O xomm, og vjuti ettjumit ev Juni Fiquv iwis fimowis vji gadlop' tjiiv sudl.'

Lopf ug csopht e vies vu vji izi - fuitp'v ov?.