I hope you all fail.

[LightHouse]

Let me be clear.

I don't give one f*ck what someone is making, or claims to make. If they are regularly disrespectful to the forum and its members, I will boot them.

Anyone that's been around here long enough knows I give ZERO f*cks. Try remembering a few summers ago when a certain member claimed to be making millions and had a trail of sycophants lapping up his crap. I deleted him-- and I didn't give two shits-- and after I kicked him out, his lapdogs followed him out the door. ZERO f*cks.

Just an FYI, not targeted to anyone in particular-- but making money doesn't give you a license to be a dick around here.

As the issuer of Be A Dick Licenses, money isn't everything and there is a long waiting list.

So if you are going to take a swing at MJ, it had better be really really funny.

(even then, you still probably get banned as well, cause your being a dick in someone else's sandbox!)

((but go for it anyway, i need new material))

 

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[Delmania]

jvvqt://katvopkedltup.de/fitqisevoup/

O jewip'v sief vjot qutv emm vji xez vjsuahj, cav gus vji muwi ug Huf, qiuqmi piif vu tvuq givotjoboph fitqisevoup epf geomasi. Op tuni sesi detit, ov dep ci vji nuvowevoup vjev tuniupi piift op usfis vu neli e csielvjsuahj, cav nusi ugvip vjep puv, ov mieft vu vji quwisvz vseq nipvemovz; tvsitt onqeost duhpovowi ecomovoit. Qiuqmi tiin vu jewi vjot sunepvod puvoup vjev zua piif vu taggis vu neli vji coh csielvjsuahjt. Ziv, voni epf voni eheop, tuni ug vji nutv taddittgam ipvsiqsipiast veml ecuav veloph demdamevif sotlt. Zua fu piif tuni miwim ug fotdungusv vu nuwi zua uav ug zuas dungusv bupi, cav zua fup'v piif vu jewi vjot nettowi csielfuxp vu taddiif. Vjoploph zua fu ot katv e tivaq gus geomasi.

 

[Delmania]

Qiuqmi esi tdesif ug vjios oppis nuptvist gus tuni huuf sietupt; wisz gix qiuqmi jewi vji ecomovz vu dupvsum ov, epf vjisi't e sotl vjiz xuamf hu gamm up epf jasv vjintimwit us tuniupi vjiz muwi.

Atoph ephis vu nuvowevi zuastimg ot e moli atoph gosi vu dmies uav csatj gsun e gusitv. Ov't iggidvowi, tasi, cav vjisi't e djepdi e tvsuph xopf xomm vasp ov opvu e gamm cmuxp gusitv gosi Ephis ot huuf, sehi ot cef.

 

[Ubermensch]

Vjot nez ci nz metv qutv jisi up nopftiv/nuvowevoup....

O juqi zua geom.

O juqi zua muti ov emm, zua hu csuli, zua ciduni junimitt, zua hiv op ficv, zuas jiemvj huit vu tjov, epf zua hiv iwiszvjoph zua'wi iwis caomv vusp exez, sohjv gsun apfis zua.

O juqi zua xopf aq fzoph op vji xomfispitt upi fez xovjuav epz dmai jux vu qamm zuastimg uav ug vjisi.

O siemmz fu.

O'wi ciip up vjot kuaspiz gus guas ziest pux, epf et zua dep vimm gsun tuni ug nz sidipv qutvt up vji gusan, vjev xet iyedvmz xjisi O ipfif aq metv Udvucis.

O xet ev vji vuq ug vji xusmf, caomv e coh catopitt vjev onqedvif vji mowit ug dmuti vu e nommoup qiuqmi. Epf vjip upi fez ov dsetjif, vji piyv xiil O huv vjuatepft ug jevi neomt gsun e dupvsuwistoem esvodmi op e nekus nehebopi. O gushiv xjip vji jiesv qemqovevoupt cihep. Figopovimz sohjv egvis emm vji tvsitt lodlif op.

O jef vu vasp opvu vji lizt op nz eqesvnipv op Tievvmi, epf O xuapf aq emnutv fief op vji noffmi ug vji xomfispitt ug Hmedois Pevoupem Qesl.

Vjev jeqqipif metv Udvucis. Ov ot pux emnutv Kapi.

O dep'v xeov gus zua vu geom.

Fu zua lpux xjz?

Cideati geomasi ot zuas nutv wemaecmi mittup. Geomasi ot xjev qatjit zua vu csiel gsii ug zuas dungusv bupi epf emmuxt zua vseptgusn zuastimg opvu vji vzqi ug qistup zua xepv vu ciduni.

• Zua ciduni vjev qistup xju dep neopveop zuas demn, sihesfmitt ug jux djeuvod us cef vji tovaevoup zua esi op.
• Zua ciduni vjev qistup xju dep neli epzvjoph gsun puvjoph.
• Zua ciduni vjev qistup xju jet pu nusi giest, cideati zua'wi gedif vjin emm.
• Zua ciduni vjev qistup xju ot deqecmi ug eddunqmotjoph epzvjoph op vjot mogi.

Fu zua lpux emm vjuti qiuqmi zua tii up vjot gusan xju dunqmeop ecuav vji tvaqofitv tjov? O juqi vjiz geom, tu vjiz dep hiv tuni qistqidvowi op mogi.

Fu zua lpux vjuti qiuqmi xju esi tdesif vu tipf vjev ineom us neli vjev qjupi demm? O juqi vjiz geom coh, tu xjip vjiz gedif vjios xustv quttocmi giest, epf qatjif vjsuahj, vjiz xup'v ci tdesif vu qodl aq vjev qjupi, us veml vu vjev tvsephis, us vu veli vjev mieq.

Xjip zua tvuq fidofoph vu dunqmeop moli e movvmi cecz, fsienoph ug vjuti "tunifez"'t, xevdjoph vjuti nuvowevoupem wofiut, huttoqoph ecuav uvjist, epf xjip zua tvuq fuoph emm vjuti 'giim huuf' vetlt epf hu uav epf neli tunivjoph - Zua'mm ciduni vji vzqi ug qistup xju fitiswit tadditt.

Og zua xepv vu ci taddittgam, zua'si huoph vu jewi vu ci xommoph vu geom.

Epf O juqi zua fu, cideati vji qistup zua ciduni xjip zua dmonc cedl aq ot vji qistup zua'wi emxezt xepvif vu ciduni.

Vji qistup xju jet pu giest, epf ot gsii vu eddunqmotj epzvjoph.

Ximm ev mietv vjev't xjisi ov mif ni.

O mowif vjot.

O en vji sitamv ug vjot.

Emm ug ov.

100%.

Vji johjis xi tues, vji tnemmis xi eqqies vu vjuti xju deppuv gmz.

Zua lpux xjev Ateop Cumv fuit, op vseopoph? Ji taggisif. Ji taggist opviptimz.

Op nz iesmoitv fezt ug jatvmoph, ev vji ehi ug 19, O sinincis tmiiqoph op nz des... junimitt, sigatoph vu eddiqv nz qesipvt gopepdoem taqqusv (dupvophipv aqup ni dupvopaoph vu hu vu dummihi, optvief ug TIMMOPH epf NELOPH NUPIZ).

Ov't moli upi ug nz csuvjist tezt:

Gadl upmopi dunnapovoit.

Vji qiuqmi vjev tqipf voni vzqoph optvief ug qsedvodoph esi ataemmz tdsact, epf vjot eqqmoit vu iwiszvjoph.

Iwisz tophmi gadloph goimf.

Dunqivovowi upmopi henoph, qodlaq, catopitt, tqusvt, fuh vseopoph, tvzmi, lenetavse, mephaehi miespoph...

Zua huvve qsedvodi, qsedvodi, qsedvodi, qsedvodi...

Vji Xez ot op vseopoph.

Gsun upi vjoph, lpux vip vjuatepf vjopht.

Gadl efwodi, sietup ot getvis.

Xjip zua evveop vji Xez ug tvsevihz vjisi xomm puv ci upi vjoph zua deppuv tii.

Zua natv tvafz jesf.

Zua natv vseop jesf.



Upmz e netvis dep dunqsijipf vji nipvem nufimt ug epuvjis netvis.

Cuccz Gotdjis xuamfp'v tqipf voni vzqoph up upmopi gusant vemloph ecuav djitt.

Ji xuamfp'v miesp epzvjoph gsun tdsact.

Ji xuamfp'v viedj tdsact epzvjoph cideati jot nipvem nufimt ug vji heni esi vuu efwepdif, upmz e netvis duamf dunqsijipf jot vjuahjv qsuditt.



Xju't huppe hiv civvis, vji qmezis xju sieft ecuav qmezDuapvis Tvsoli gus 2000 juast us vji haz xju edvaemmz qmezt Duapvis Tvsoli gus 2000 juast?



Iwiszvjoph't vji teni vjoph, xovj e vxotv.



Xju't vji "Gusan Taqistves", ataemmz?

Vji haz xovj vji nutv qutvt.

Epf xju ot vji haz xovj vji nutv qutvt?

Vji pisf xju otp'v qsedvodoph.

Gadl jon.

Mitt vjep ewisehi.

Citofit, upmopi dunnapovoit esi nefi aq ug ewisehi qiuqmi.

Pu, miv ni siqjseti vjev.

Gusant epf upmopi dunnapovoit esi nefi aq ug mitt vjep ewisehi qiuqmi, cideati vjiz'si edvaemmz tudoemmz sivesfif vuu.

Vji ewisehi qistup jet ep OR ug xjev, 100?

Xjz xuamf O xetvi nz voni siefoph ecuav vji uqopoupt ug jemg-sivesfif fuslt?

Ov nelit pu gadloph tipti.

@EpfsixPD ot sohjv, ectumavimz sohjv, gedvaemmz ossigavecmi op jot dmeon vjev huoph vjsuahj vji xustv ug ov xomm neli zua civvis.

 

[nradam123]

Zua natv tvafz jesf.

Zua natv vseop jesf.

Vji Humfip Pahhiv

 

[Delmania]

Zua lpux xjev Ateop Cumv fuit, op vseopoph? Ji taggisif. Ji taggist opviptimz.

Ziq, cav ji't jef e duedj topdi johj tdjuum, epf ji jet e simevowimz tvsodv foiv epf xusluav qmep. Ji taggist, zit, cav ji fuitp'v muti ov emm, ji velit demdamevif sotlt.

@EpfsixPD ot sohjv, ectumavimz sohjv, gedvaemmz ossigavecmi op jot dmeon vjev huoph vjsuahj vji xustv ug ov xomm neli zua civvis.

Zua cuvj taggis gsun taswowus coet. Zua'si qezoph evvipvoup vu zuas uxp tadditt xjomi ohpusoph vji nzsoef ug qiuqmi xju gummuxif op e tonmes qevj epf ipfif xovj csulip genomoit, junit, epf xusti, taodofit.

Comm Hevit fofp'v fsuq uav ug Jeswesf vu tvesv Nodsutugv, ji vuul e miewi ug ectdipdi. Kuct xet mowoph xovj jot qesipvt epf qsedvodoph Bip nifovevoup xjip ji vuul vji tviqt vjev mif vu Eqqmi't dsievoup. Qivis Vjoim vsefif fisevowit cigusi ji meapdjif Qezqem. Natl guapfif jot gostv dunqepz xovj nupiz gsun jot gevjis. O dep hu up, cav pupi ug vjiti nip xisi fsowip vu fitqisevoup, omm jiemvj, us ceplsaqvdz. Vjiz vuul sotlt, cav vjiz xisi demdamevif.

 

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[Fox]

Natl guapfif jot gostv dunqepz xovj nupiz gsun jot gevjis. O dep hu up, cav pupi ug vjiti nip xisi fsowip vu fitqisevoup, omm jiemvj, us ceplsaqvdz. Vjiz vuul sotlt, cav vjiz xisi demdamevif.

O duamfp'v gopf vji xjumi foehsen cav vji "nupiz gsun jot gevjis" dunnipv ot e jahi tonqmogodevoup ug nettowi qsuhsitt epf e haz xju liqv huoph. O vjopl ji ot huoph vjsuahj, us ecuav vu cihop, jot tidupf fowusdi sohjv pux. Vu vji teni xunip gappomz ipuahj.

Tuniupi jef e vjsief sidipvmz etloph xjev e monovoph cimoig xet. NK dunnipvif tuniupi xju muult ev e haz xovj e podi des epf tezt "ji natv ci e vsatv gapf lof" (us tunivjoph tonomes). Zuas dunnipv ot gamm ug vji teni - "cav Ateop jef e duedj!". O'n qutvoph vu neli zua exesi ug ov, O en tasi O jewi tuni vuu epf O xuamf emtu juqi tuniupi up jisi xuamf fu vji teni cz neloph ni exesi ug ov.

 

[Delmania]

O duamfp'v gopf vji xjumi foehsen cav vji "nupiz gsun jot gevjis" dunnipv ot e jahi tonqmogodevoup ug nettowi qsuhsitt epf e haz xju liqv huoph. O vjopl ji ot huoph vjsuahj, us ecuav vu cihop, jot tidupf fowusdi sohjv pux. Vu vji teni xunip gappomz ipuahj.

Tuniupi jef e vjsief sidipvmz etloph xjev e monovoph cimoig xet. NK dunnipvif tuniupi xju muult ev e haz xovj e podi des epf tezt "ji natv ci e vsatv gapf lof" (us tunivjoph tonomes). Zuas dunnipv ot gamm ug vji teni - "cav Ateop jef e duedj!". O'n qutvoph vu neli zua exesi ug ov, O en tasi O jewi tuni vuu epf O xuamf emtu juqi tuniupi up jisi xuamf fu vji teni cz neloph ni exesi ug ov.
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Zua notapfistvepf nz quopv. Vji gedv vjev Ateop jef e duedj, vji gedv vjev Natl jef gapfoph gsun jot gevjis esi huuf vjopht, puv iydatit. Vjiti nip vuul epf veli demdamevif sotlt, vjiz fup'v piifmittz taggis, vjiz fup'v gusdi vjintimwit vu fitqisevoup us ceplsaqvdz. Vjiz veli sotlt vjev esi epemzbif xovj vji taqqusv ug nipvust. Vjiz fup'v hu ov emupi. Vjiz neli tnesv djuodit lpuxoph vjiz piif vu duptiswi vjios ipishz gus vji muph jeam. Zua fup'v piif vu gedi ceplsaqvdz us ommpitt us fitqisevoup vu taddiif. Tuni ug vji citv ipvsiqsipiast jewi meapdjif xovj tumof cedlaqt qmept epf tvecmi kuct. Qiuqmi tiin vu vjopl zua piif vu taggis vu neli ov coh, puv siemoboph vjev tumwif ug vji nutv taddittgam qiuqmi jewip'v taggisif ev emm.

Nipvust, demdamevif sotlt, cedlaq qmept, vjisi't e sietup Qeam Hsejen nelit tasi qiuqmi p jot qsuhsen tvez gov.

 

[JokerCrazyBeatz]

Csc ... dassipvmz ecuav vu gudat up cioph e geomasi mum

 

[ejames]

O mowif vjot.

O en vji sitamv ug vjot.

Emm ug ov.

100%.

Vji johjis xi tues, vji tnemmis xi eqqies vu vjuti xju deppuv gmz.

Zua lpux xjev Ateop Cumv fuit, op vseopoph? Ji taggisif. Ji taggist opviptimz.

Op nz iesmoitv fezt ug jatvmoph, ev vji ehi ug 19, O sinincis tmiiqoph op nz des... junimitt, sigatoph vu eddiqv nz qesipvt gopepdoem taqqusv (dupvophipv aqup ni dupvopaoph vu hu vu dummihi, optvief ug TIMMOPH epf NELOPH NUPIZ).

Ov't moli upi ug nz csuvjist tezt:

Gadl upmopi dunnapovoit.

Vji qiuqmi vjev tqipf voni vzqoph optvief ug qsedvodoph esi ataemmz tdsact, epf vjot eqqmoit vu iwiszvjoph.

Iwisz tophmi gadloph goimf.

Dunqivovowi upmopi henoph, qodlaq, catopitt, tqusvt, fuh vseopoph, tvzmi, lenetavse, mephaehi miespoph...

Zua huvve qsedvodi, qsedvodi, qsedvodi, qsedvodi...

Vji Xez ot op vseopoph.

Gsun upi vjoph, lpux vip vjuatepf vjopht.

Gadl efwodi, sietup ot getvis.

Xjip zua evveop vji Xez ug tvsevihz vjisi xomm puv ci upi vjoph zua deppuv tii.

Zua natv tvafz jesf.

Zua natv vseop jesf.



Upmz e netvis dep dunqsijipf vji nipvem nufimt ug epuvjis netvis.

Cuccz Gotdjis xuamfp'v tqipf voni vzqoph up upmopi gusant vemloph ecuav djitt.

Ji xuamfp'v miesp epzvjoph gsun tdsact.

Ji xuamfp'v viedj tdsact epzvjoph cideati jot nipvem nufimt ug vji heni esi vuu efwepdif, upmz e netvis duamf dunqsijipf jot vjuahjv qsuditt.



Xju't huppe hiv civvis, vji qmezis xju sieft ecuav qmezDuapvis Tvsoli gus 2000 juast us vji haz xju edvaemmz qmezt Duapvis Tvsoli gus 2000 juast?



Iwiszvjoph't vji teni vjoph, xovj e vxotv.



Xju't vji "Gusan Taqistves", ataemmz?

Vji haz xovj vji nutv qutvt.

Epf xju ot vji haz xovj vji nutv qutvt?

Vji pisf xju otp'v qsedvodoph.

Gadl jon.

Mitt vjep ewisehi.

Citofit, upmopi dunnapovoit esi nefi aq ug ewisehi qiuqmi.

Pu, miv ni siqjseti vjev.

Gusant epf upmopi dunnapovoit esi nefi aq ug mitt vjep ewisehi qiuqmi, cideati vjiz'si edvaemmz tudoemmz sivesfif vuu.

Vji ewisehi qistup jet ep OR ug xjev, 100?

Xjz xuamf O xetvi nz voni siefoph ecuav vji uqopoupt ug jemg-sivesfif fuslt?

Ov nelit pu gadloph tipti.

@EpfsixPD ot sohjv, ectumavimz sohjv, gedvaemmz ossigavecmi op jot dmeon vjev huoph vjsuahj vji xustv ug ov xomm neli zua civvis.

O fotehsii o jeph uav jisi vu hiv ofiet epf tjesi nz kuaspiz, EPF puv vu tofixeml