BADLY Describe Your Profession...

[Supercar]

I burn gas and tires, and try to crash cars that my employer makes. Last week I taught a new guy how to roll over and destroy a big truck. Unfortunately, I forgot to exit it before I let him loose.

At night I price gouge the kids and the elderly by selling them overpriced leftover car parts. They buy them because they can't drive or even sell their cars without them.

 

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[luniac]

i used to help people sue each other more conveniently.

 

[BrooklynHustle]

i used to help people sue each other more conveniently.

 

[BrooklynHustle]

Btw, @BrooklynHustle , do you currently have a business? Just curious, because I see you posting stuff in this section of the forum all the time (I appreciate it though!)

I have a web & mobile apps business. Check out some of the other posts in my signature, which talk about that a bit.

 

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[p0stscript]

I use to wash hundreds of pots in a big sink so they could be put in a dishwasher to make them even cleaner.

 

[JM35]

I am a rich person's b*tch

 

[journeyman]

I spend hard-raised funds to answer scientific questions no one asked OR needs the answer to, while generating tons of non-recyclable waste in the process.

 

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[GuestUser4aMPs1]

You listen to talk radio?​

I'm the reason your ears don't bleed anymore.​