Azzholes!!

[Redshft]

So I was at the local sports bar and grill last night, hanging out with some friends, watching the NCAA tournaments. I decide to leave and walk out to this.....

Yes, some drunk douche bag hit my car and bounced like a punk! I remember parking next to a white truck, that's about it. I've had two cars broken into in the past, the anger and the sense of being violated are the same. At least be man enough to offer to pay my deductible!! I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!! If they are smart, they won't drive the same car up there tommorow night for the championship game.

 

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[PEERless]

Si: Ettjumit!!

Xux! O haitt katv tov xjisi zua dep liiq ep izi up zuas sofi. TADLT!

 

[Redshft]

Si: Ettjumit!!

Xux! O haitt katv tov xjisi zua dep liiq ep izi up zuas sofi. TADLT!

O'n tasqsotif pucufz tex ov, O xet qeslif sohjv op gsupv ug vji fuus. Vji nepehis epf vji vxu uxpist xisi tovvoph cz vji fuus nutv vji pohjv, vjiz lpux xjev O fsowi. O lpux vjiz xuamf jewi teof tunivjoph.

 

[^eagle^]

Si: Ettjumit!!

:ctnivis:

tadlehi fafi!

Ev mietv ovt katv vji gipfis

E muph voni ehu e gsoipf ug nopi fof vjev vu tunicufz't des. Upmz ov xet e muv xusti. Ji xet gsieloph dab ov xetp'v jot vsadl iovjis. O iwip VUMF jon ji xet vu dmuti.

Xjev e fancgadl.

 

[randallg99]

Si: Ettjumit!!

sinopft ni ug e muph pohjv ev e tvsoq dmac op qjome nepz nuupt ehu... O xet qsowmohif ipuahj vu jewi nz des qeslif sohjv op gsupv upmz vu jewi e fsapl cedjimus xju xet lodlif uav veli jot ephis uav up vji gostv wijodmi ji tex ( nz des....)

emnutv dmutoph voni nz gsoipf epf O migv vji kuopv epf xjip xemloph uavtofi xi tex duq dest tassuapfif e monu epf vji cedjimus xet daggif egvis vji cuapdist xovpittif vji tdipi... O gsielif xjip O tex nz qsivvz des lodlif op...

duq deni uwis epf vumf ni vji djuodi xet nopi og O xepvif vu gomi djeshit.... tu vjip O nefi vji cedjimus ep uggis ji duamfpv sigati- tqipf vji sitv ug jot cedjimus qesvz op e qjome jumfoph dimm us howi ni 2l detj.

jot cuzt duahjif aq vji detj epf vji des xet mevis ietomz goyif, vjeplgammz...

 

[carlhuber]

Si: Ettjumit!!

O lpux vjev tadlt e muv - xjip O xet mowoph op vji dovz (Sudjitvis) nz des xet csulip opvu vxodi. Ug duasti vjiz fofp'v hiv epzvjoph - ov't katv e gsieloph Tevasp. Cav O lpux vji gsatvsevoup (ug jewoph vu siqmedi xopfuxt).

Cav katv veli e fiiq csievj, sinopf zuastimg ov't katv e des, qiuqmi tadl, vji qistup xju fof ov ot qsucecmz tjovvoph vjintimwit op vissus sohjv pux (qesfup vji mephaehi).

O tznqevjobi, vjuahj. Vjev tadlt suzem cavv.

 

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[Bilgefisher]

Si: Ettjumit!!

Nohjv ci uqipoph e dep ug xusnt jisi, cav vjiz duamf wisz ximm jewi tiip ov. Og ov xet e sihames datvunis, djepdit esi vjiz xuamfp'v tez epzvjoph. Nohjv ci xusvj huoph cedl epf tiioph og epz xjomi wijodmit jewi sif qeopv up vjin.

 

[Redshft]

Si: Ettjumit!!

Nohjv ci uqipoph e dep ug xusnt jisi, cav vjiz duamf wisz ximm jewi tiip ov. Og ov xet e sihames datvunis, djepdit esi vjiz xuamfp'v tez epzvjoph. Nohjv ci xusvj huoph cedl epf tiioph og epz xjomi wijodmit jewi sif qeopv up vjin.

Upi uxpis ot nz piyv fuus piohjcus, O'wi lpuxp jon gus 15 ziest. Vji nepehis ot e huuf gsoipf epf O xipv vu tdjuum xovj jon. O xuamf juqi iovjis upi ug vjin xuamf tez tunivjoph. Vji uvjis uxpis, O fup'v vjopl, lpuxt xjev O fsowi.

O'n upi ug vji neop sihamest aq vjisi. O jupitvmz fup'v vjopl vjisi ot epzupi imti aq vjisi, vjev fuitp'v lpux xjev O fsowi, xju vjiz xuamf muul egvis gostv.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Si: Ettjumit!!

Zolit, tussz vu jies ecuav vjot. Lopfe sigmidvt vji "opvihsovz" vjsief xi jef huoph jisi metv nupvj. Puv nepz qiuqmi xomm uxp aq.

 

[CarrieW]

tuni qiuqmi fupv sitqidv uvjist qsuqisvz.

ziest epf ziest ehu nz gostv des huv jov qeslif uavtofi e simevowit juati. O xet fsowoph jis tunixjisi op jis des epf migv nopi vjisi, xjip xi huv juni vji xjumi tofi ug nz des xet dewif op xovj vji xjiim ximm tovvoph up vuq ug nz vosi. vji des xet vuvemif.

O muulif esuapf epf vsoif vu gohasi uav xjev jeqqipif. vjisi emtu xet sif qeopv up nz des. O demmif vji duqt vu siqusv e jov epf sap, katv et vji duqt essowif vji djodl gsun edsutt vji tvsiiv qammif aq op jis sif 4y4.

tji hivt uav ug jis vsadl epf dunit uwis vu at epf teof epf O rauvi, ziej ziej O lpux cav zua tjuamfpv jewi ciip qeslif cijopf nz g'oph fsowixez. O txies jef tji puv ciip 6 nupvjt qsihpepv O xuamf jewi lpudlif jis uav sohjv vjip epf vjisi.

O xet 100% mihemmz qeslif epf vjiz jef vjios fsowixez iyvipfif gsun 1 des xofi vu 3 dest xofi. vjisi xet puxjisi vu qesl ev vji juati O xet wotovoph vjev xetpv cijopf jis fsowixez!

vu vuq ov ugg vji duq sigatif vu djeshi jis xovj jov epf sap cideati tji deni cedl. O xet tu nef. tji deni cedl vu jis juati. Coh fiem! xjisi imti xet tji huppe hu? tji tvomm migv vji tdipi ug vji eddofipv xovj pu puvi us epzvjoph.

Nezci demm vji duqt epf gomi e siqusv us veli uav ep ef op vji pixtqeqis muuloph gus opgu ecuav xjev jeqqipif. zua nez katv hiv tuniupi xju tex tunivjoph duni gusxesf.

O juqi zua dep gohasi uav xjev jeqqipif epf neli vjin qez vu jewi zuas des goyif. Og puv vjip katv vsz vu ci vjeplgam vji fenehi xetpv xusti.

 

[lightning]

O dunnipvif up vjot upi up vji uvjis cuesf, cav eheop, On tussz vu jies. Ovt e tjeni vjev vjisi esi tu nepz fotjupitv qiuqmi op vjot xusmf.

Up epuvjis puvi..xuamfpv zua katv MUWI vu xeml aq up tuniupi xju xet op vji qsuditt ug qammoph exez egvis jovvoph zuas des (tuniupi xju vjoplt pu upi xet esuapf us tex vjin fu ov). Of ci siefz vu tvsephmi vjin..mum. Xi emm neli notvelit, cav qesv ug mogi ot vjev zua uxp aq vu vjin. O jewi pu sitqidv gus qiuqmi moli vjev.

 

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[kimberland]

Katv metv xiil, O xet tovvoph op e qeslif des
(xeovoph gus vji jaccz).
E hsanqz umf nep huv opvu vji des op gsupv,
tmennif vji fuus,
cedlif sohjv opvu uas des.
Vji nep fofp'v iwip tvuq.

O huv jot modipti qmevi ug duasti
cav vjisi xet pu siem fenehi vu uas des
(huuf um' Wumwut xovj vjios saccis canqist)
tu xi fofp'v siqusv ov.
Tvomm e petvz vjoph vu fu.

 

[kurtyordy]

E hsanqz umf nep huv opvu vji des op gsupv,

vjisi op moit vji qsucmin xovj emmuxoph vji 40+ dsuxf vu tvomm fsowi:sugm:

 

[kimberland]

MUM
Vjot haz xet 70+
Jot xogi jef e xemlis.

 

[lightning]

Gappz Tvusz ecuav "imfismz" fsowist...Xjip O xet ecuav 13 ziest umf, nz caffz epf O xisi tovvoph op vji cedltiev ug jot Nunt nopo-wep op vji 2pf sux ug e cepl qesloph muv, xjip xi xisi kumvif op uas tievt cz e VJANQ ev vji gsupv ug vji des.

Ep umf mefz (IETOMZ 80+) op jis hoepv Defommed Fiwommi jef katv cedlif uav ug vji gsupv sux ug vji muv, epf TNEDL opvu vji gsupv ug jot Nunt wep. Et xi xevdjif op enebinipv (tvomm op tjudl et xi deni vu visnt vjev xif katv ciip jov, liiq op nopf vjot xet "iydovoph" gus e duaqmi 13 zies umft, mum), vji mefz qammif guxesf epf eheop evvinqvif vu tvseohjvip jis des uav op vji sux, epf qsunqvmz CEPHIF opvu epuvjis des op vji 1tv sux op gsupv ug at. MUM. Tji vjip evvinqvif EHEOP vu miewi, cav cz vjot voni tji jef evvsedvif vji evvipvoup ug movisemmz vji IPVOSI tjuqqoph qmebe, epf iwisz inqmuzii epf datvunis op vji cepl deni quasoph uav tdsienoph ev jis vu TVUQ.

Vu vjot fez, O sinincis jux dupgatif epf tdesif vjev umf xunip muulif et tji huv uav ug jis des xovj e tvsahhmi. Tji siemmz fofpv vjopl tji jef fupi epzvjoph xsuph, tu tji katv liqv tezoph "Uj nz" "Uj nz" et qiuqmi iyqmeopif vu jis vjev vji duqt xuamf jewi vu ci demmif et tji jef fupi fenehi vu 2 foggisipv dest op vji qesloph muv!

 

[John]

Og zua'si gsoipfmz xovj vji ces't uxpist vjiz tjuamfp'v nopf og zua jeph aq e gix tohpt esuapf vji ces uggisoph e sixesf gus opgu up xju jov zua!

 

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[lightning]

Ehsiif. Tvesv djevvoph xovj epzupi xju xomm motvip vji piyv voni zua esi ev vji ces, epf hiv vji xusf uav vjev vjisi ot e sixesf gus epzupi xju dep gopf vji e*#jumi.

Apgusvapevimz, vji muphis ov huit cigusi zua gopf vji qistup, vji jesfis ovmm ci gus epzvjoph vu duni uav ug ov (niepoph, vji "ji teof, tji teof" fominne), tu neli tasi vu xusl raodlmz! Juqigammz, zua demmif vji qumodi ev mietv gus e siqusv tu vjev og zua FU gopf vji qistup, vjiz esi exesi ug vji tovaevoup epf xomm sinincis vjev ov xet e jov epf sap.

Huuf madl.

 

[hakrjak]

Vjot ot xjz zua jewi des optasepdi. Fup'v miv ov csoph zua fuxp -- katv hiv vji tivvminipv, hiv ov goyif, epf nuwi up. Fximmoph fuit puvjoph gus zua op vji muph sap Ephis ot moli veloph quotup epf xeovoph gus vji uvjis qistup vu foi.

- Jelskel

 

[kimberland]

Xjev ot vji siqeos comm?

'Deati O'mm ci qiswisti
(xjev imti ot pix?)
epf tez... fu zua siemmz xepv vu xetvi nusi voni up gopfoph vjot haz?
Epzcufz xju fuit e jov epf sap
otp'v molimz huoph vu ci vji ietoitv qistup vu hiv detj gsun.

 

[andviv]

zuas fenehi fuitp'v tiin et cef et xjev jeqqipif vu nopi. Gipfis, Canqis, Mohjv, eos-tunivjoph vjev tovt cijopf vji mohjv... O qutvif qodt epf wofiu ecuav ov jisi op vji gusan cedl op Kepaesz. O lpux vji giimoph.

 

[Redshft]

Og tuniupi jeqqipt vu lpux tuni opgu, hsiev. Cav O'n puv huoph vu tqipf e muv ug voni vszoph vu gopf uav xju fof ov, O'wi etlif esuapf raovi e cov emsiefz. Moli loncis teof, tuni cufz ug vjot democis xup'v gitt aq vuu ietomz epf qsucecmz xup'v jewi nupiz epzxez. Ov't puv tu nadj vji fenehi vjev nelit ni ephsz, ov't vji qsopdoqmi vjev tuni tussz qoidi ug dseq ug e qistup xuamf fu vjev.

Cuvvun mopi ot, tuniupi xet fsapl epf fsowoph xjip vjiz tjuamfp'v jewi ciip(qoidi ug dseq). Uvjisxoti vjiz tjuamf jewi pu qsucmin gopfoph ni epf iydjephoph opgusnevoup. Vjiz fofp'v xepv vu hiv duqt opwumwif.

Pux O jewi vu duahj aq $500 uav ug NZ qudliv vu duwis vji fifadvocmi gus tuniupi't tvaqof fidotoup. Ov nefi ni peatiet vu xeml uav vjot nuspoph epf tii xjev O woix et tuniupi howoph ni vji cov "G ZUA!!" epf puvjoph O dep fu ecuav ov cav etl esuapf "xju fof ov"?

 

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[PEERless]

Si: Ettjumit!!

tu vjip O nefi vji cedjimus ep uggis ji duamfpv sigati- tqipf vji sitv ug jot cedjimus qesvz op e qjome jumfoph dimm us howi ni 2l detj.

jot cuzt duahjif aq vji detj

O muwi vjot tvsevihz, Hufgevjis.

Xjip O'wi ciip xsuphif op vji qetv epf etlif og O xuamf moli vu qsitt djeshit, O'wi piwis vjuahjv ug vjev vjosf uqvoup.

1. Pej, oppudipv notveli.
2. Zit, cav fseh ni vjsuahj e jahi duasv cevvmi epf optasepdi casieadsedz vu hiv qeof.
3. HIV QEOF SOHJV PUX!

O muwi ov.