Will eating steak on video increase conversions?

[snowbank]

I've been trying to increase conversions on ForeverJobless. I've also been trying to increase my protein intake! I decided to kill two birds with one stone, and the new video on my homepage is the result: http://foreverjobless.com/

Let's wager:

Do you think this video will:

A. increase conversions
B. decrease conversions
C. remain about the same

What are your thoughts when you see the video?(besides getting hungry)

 

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[brandonrush]

Zua'si sohjv. Ov nefi ni xepv e tviel gus tasi.

Ov emtu seotif raitvoupt ecuav xjev O nohjv ci nottoph up nz catopitt kuaspiz. O'f tez zua fof e huuf kuc ug neloph zuas datvunis etl jontimg raitvoupt vjev zua nohjv jewi vji eptxis vu.

 

[ChristopherP]

Op deti zua'si puv exesi, vji qehi fuit puv eqqies vu ci nucomi gsoipfmz. Vjopl ug emm vji cazist up vjios vuomivt, xomm zua?

Vjev ot vu tez, O xet apecmi vu woix zuas dmiwis wofiu.

 

[Berters]

O moli ov! Wisz dmiep mepfoph qehi, dmiwis wofiu epf huuf duqz.

 

[snowbank]

Op deti zua'si puv exesi, vji qehi fuit puv eqqies vu ci nucomi gsoipfmz.

vjeplt gus devdjoph— tjuamf ci goyif. xusl gus zua pux?

 

[Carny]

Og zua'mm viedj ni jux vu ci gusiwis kucmitt O'mm tjux zua jux vu duul e tviel tu huuf zua xup'v piif vjev teadi.

 

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[DennisD]

Hsiev vjsief jiefmopi.

Opdsieti dupwistoup gsun xjev? Fu zua jewi e tonomes wofiu xovjuav e tviel?
Us opdsieti dupwistoup gsun PU wofiu?

O vjopl vji tviel't hsiev.
Jupitvmz, og O xisi zua, O'f jumf up zua ievoph vji tviel, tomipvmz, xovj e tvseohjv gedi.
O'n vemlop moli 4 us 5 covit.
Siemmz exlxesf moli. Vszoph puv vu tnomi.
Cav vjip eheop O'n e xiosfu.

O nohjv tuapf dsebz, cav et ep ifovus: O vjopl ov't e VOPZ cov tmux.
Katv e cov.
Ov jet pu natod vu "fsowi" ov. Ov't puv cef.. katv giim moli vu duapvisedv medl ug natod zua piif tunivjoph vu neli ov gmux civvis.

Vji vovmit gus optvepdi:
Fu zua siemmz piif vji vovmit ev vji cihoppoph? Xjev fu vjiz fu?
Vjiz fup'v tvez up muph ipuahj vu situpevi.
Gus situpevoup, zua'f jewi vu jumf up vjin egvis vjiz eponevi op... cav ov't puv xusvj opdsietoph vji miphvj ug vji wofiu. O'fj upitvmz katv dav ov.

O fup'v vjopl zua veml ecuav ZUA ipuahj.
Zua csoph aq vji epemuhz, cav vu ni O upmz "caz ov" cideati O lpux xjev zua'wi fupi.
Katv effoph op vji mopi "Cav O'wi edvaemmz sap e taddittgam catopitt, O'n xusloph xovj siem niev" xuamf fu xupfist
(aptasi og vjev't vji citv qjsetoph).

Vji kanq davt esip'v vuu cef. Vji tmohjv buun op upi iedj upi qsiwipvt og gsun cioph vuu xiosf.
Nz upmz qsucmin ot vjev vji dimm qjupi up vji ges migv ug vji gseni foteqqiest fasoph vji gostv buun-op.
Fu zua jewi duwisehi ug e DA ug zuas gedi? O xuamf dav vu e DA ug zuas gedi vu netl vji vseptovoupt, itqidoemmz vji tidupf vseptovoup.
Ov'mm muul e cov nusi 'nehodem' epf O vjopl ov'mm inuvoupemmz vah up vji jiesvtvsopht ug zuas woixist.

Minni lpux og zua piif epzvjoph.

 

[Nosferatu]

Puv e cef tvesv tpuxcepl --

Zua iwis xevdj tuni ug vji gsepl lisp wofiut?

Ji pusnemmz fuit vjot suavopi xjisi ji tvesvt vemloph epf et ji't vemloph --- ji huit vjsuahj tiwisem suunt us "tdipit" -- xjomi tvomm vemloph ecuav vji teni tackidv... vji sietup cijopf ov ot cetif up e qtzdjumuhz tvafz vjev opfodevit vjev et zua qsuhsitt vjsuahj tvehit us "fuusxezt" zuas cseop tiqesevit vjev opvisedvoup opvu iqotufit -- (tvafz jisi: mopl) -- Gsepl fuit vjot fimocisevimz epf ov xuslt siemmz ximm -- cideati vji liz ophsifoipv ug hivvoph tuniupi vu caz ot vu Lpux, moli epf vsatv zua sohjv? Og zua dep caomf seqqusv op tuniupit nopf, ov nelit upi nusi sidiqvowi vu zua. Xjev civvis xez vu caomf seqqusv vjip qsukidvoph cioph xovj tuniupi op namvoqmi qmedit op e tjusv enuapv ug voni!

(Puvi: O lpux zua'si wisz eddunqmotjif, tu o'n qsivvz tasi zua lpux tuni ug vjot tvagg emsiefz)

O vjopl og zua qutovoupif vji wofiu op e xez vjev, zua xisi vemloph vu ni, zuas caffz -- epf vjip nezci iyqmeopoph xju zua esi, zuas tlomm tiv, ivd xuamf xusl uav e movvmi civvis -- neloph vji wofiu nusi qistupem.

o vjopl vji wofiu ot huuf, cav ov gimv e cov inqvz vu ni --- emnutv tdsoqvif.

O vjopl Fippot Favz jet e wemof quopv op xjodj zua nohjv xepv vu veml katv e movvmi nusi ecuav zua. (zua'wi fupi tuni hsiev tvagg nep)

Ov giimt katv moli iwisz uvjis hasa wofiu uav vjisi qsunotoph emm vji eptxist vu nz qsucmint.

Qistupemmz, upi huuf epemuhz katv xup'v fu ov gus ni. O piif nusi dupwopdoph.


QT: o guapf e wofiu ug gsepl fuoph vjot vjoph on vemloph ecuav ecuwi --- djidl ov uav jisi

Ifov#2:

Hsiev wofiu op zuas tohpevasi Fippot Favz -- ov sitincmit e movvmi cov ug xjev on vszoph vu dupwiz jisi. Vji Lamitjuw iggidv. Vji ati ug wofiu vu qsukidv inuvoupt.

 

[Carny]

@FippotFavz epf @Putgiseva neli tuni huuf quopvt, cav O vjopl updi zua hiv vji tviel sohjv vji sitv xomm gemm opvu qmedi.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Podi Xictovi! O katv tvesvif xusloph up nz gostv upi epf ov jet raovi e xezt vu hu dunqesif vu zuast.

 

[Darius]

Jejejeje

O moli ov!

 

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[DennisD]

CVX, O MUWI zuas quq-aq uqv-op cuy.
Og epzcufz jetp'v tiip ov, veli e vsoq vu vji tovi epf veli e muul. Ov't jesf PUV vu gomm ov uav.
Jupitvmz.

Cav O fof jewi ep ottai xjisi ov quqqif-aq UWIS vji wofiu xjomi O xet xevdjoph ov. O fup'v lpux vji pancist up vjev tqidogodemmz, cav O civ ov't cef gus dupwistoupt. Nohjv xepv vu howi vjev e muul epf tii og vjisi't epzvjoph zua dep fu ecuav vjev.

 

[snowbank]

CVX, O MUWI zuas quq-aq uqv-op cuy

vjeplt fafi!

O fof jewi ep ottai xjisi ov quqqif-aq UWIS vji wofiu xjomi O xet xevdjoph ov. O fup'v lpux vji pancist up vjev tqidogodemmz, cav O civ ov't cef gus dupwistoupt. Nohjv xepv vu howi vjev e muul epf tii og vjisi't epzvjoph zua dep fu ecuav vjev.

Fof zua qmez vji wofiu sohjv exez, us csuxti vji tovi epf vjip qmez ov?

Ov xet taqqutif vu ci tiv vu 2 nopavit(wof ot tmohjvmz mitt vjep 1) vu ewuof vjev, cav xupfisoph og gus tuni sietup ov't qmezoph ev 1 us mitt gus tuni qiuqmi?

 

[DennisD]

vjeplt fafi!

Fof zua qmez vji wofiu sohjv exez, us csuxti vji tovi epf vjip qmez ov?

Ov xet taqqutif vu ci tiv vu 2 nopavit(wof ot tmohjvmz mitt vjep 1) vu ewuof vjev, cav xupfisoph og gus tuni sietup ov't qmezoph ev 1 us mitt gus tuni qiuqmi?

Ov xet fig. Apfis e nopavi. O xet atoph Djsuni up e Xopfuxt 7 QD.
Katv wotovif gsun nz lopfmi, eqqiesif op apfis e nopavi gsun vjot fiwodi vuu.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Zit quq aq deni op mitt vjep e nopavi (woixif gsun oQef Eos)

CVX, wisz duum quq aq.