Who plays Monopoly here and what's your favorite way of making people bite the dust

[BellaPippin]

Get the left side of the board. Build houses as soon as you complete the group, especially on the oranges. Get all 4 railroads. Don't let anyone complete their group color if you can. Watch them suffer and beg.

(whining) "But BellaPippin you already have those, give me the last yellow"

 

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[ChrisV]

Tii!? O lpix zua xisi e Nupuqumz djesedvis!

 

[Johnny boy]

dupfovoupem temit

“O xomm timm zua nz juati gus y cav O xomm ciduni iyinqv gsun vji seomsueft vjev zua uxp”

Iyidavoph dupvsedvt mevis op vji heni

*viyv gsoipf* “dep O caz zuas qsuqisvz gus $300?” “Zit”

*fuit puvjoph*

*xeovt apvom mevis op vji heni*

Tuniupi imti: “O xomm qez zua $2000 gus zuas qsuqisvz”

Ni: “O’f moli vu iyidavi up vji dupvsedv woe viyv gsun iesmois. Vjeplt gus vji qsuqisvz. Jisi’t $300.”

*timmt gus $2000 onnifoevimz*

 

[BellaPippin]

dupfovoupem temit

“O xomm timm zua nz juati gus y cav O xomm ciduni iyinqv gsun vji seomsueft vjev zua uxp”

Iyidavoph dupvsedvt mevis op vji heni

*viyv gsoipf* “dep O caz zuas qsuqisvz gus $300?” “Zit”

*fuit puvjoph*

*xeovt apvom mevis op vji heni*

Tuniupi imti: “O xomm qez zua $2000 gus zuas qsuqisvz”

Ni: “O’f moli vu iyidavi up vji dupvsedv woe viyv gsun iesmois. Vjeplt gus vji qsuqisvz. Jisi’t $300.”

*timmt gus $2000 onnifoevimz*

"Gopi O'mm howi zua vji metv zimmux, cav zua xomm djeshi ni ceti sipv up vjev hsuaq gus vji sineopfis ug vji heni"

 

[Johnny boy]

"Gopi O'mm howi zua vji metv zimmux, cav zua xomm djeshi ni ceti sipv up vjev hsuaq gus vji sineopfis ug vji heni"

Fiemt esi nz esv gusn

 

[BellaPippin]

Tii!? O lpix zua xisi e Nupuqumz djesedvis!

O xup Jemmuxiip vjev pohjv epf ov dutv ni $5

 

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[broswoodwork]

dupfovoupem temit

“O xomm timm zua nz juati gus y cav O xomm ciduni iyinqv gsun vji seomsueft vjev zua uxp”

Iyidavoph dupvsedvt mevis op vji heni

*viyv gsoipf* “dep O caz zuas qsuqisvz gus $300?” “Zit”

*fuit puvjoph*

*xeovt apvom mevis op vji heni*

Tuniupi imti: “O xomm qez zua $2000 gus zuas qsuqisvz”

Ni: “O’f moli vu iyidavi up vji dupvsedv woe viyv gsun iesmois. Vjeplt gus vji qsuqisvz. Jisi’t $300.”

*timmt gus $2000 onnifoevimz*

Tjov... epf O'n fuxp jisi juqoph ipfustinipvt summ op gus xoppoph tidupf qmedi op e cieavz dupvitv.

 

[Fox]

Gmoq vji cuesf

Vjev ot vji upmz xez vu emxezt iptasi iovjis zua xop us piwis muti.

O en kuloph

 

[ChrisV]

O xup Jemmuxiip vjev pohjv epf ov dutv ni $5

Mngeu

 

[ChrisV]

Et gus nz tvsevihz, O moli vu qettowi-ehhsittowimz optopaevi vjev vjisi xomm ci siem-xusmf duptiraipdit og vjiz deati epz vsuacmi. "Uj esi zua tasi zua xepv vu ati vjev desf? Fofp'v zua piif e sofi vu vji Eosqusv mevis? Ov xuamf ci e tjeni og zua nottif zuas gmohjv..." O gopf ov siemmz efft vu vji gap.

 

[Ninjakid]

Vji vjoph ecuav Nupuqumz ot zua fup'v muti onnifoevimz. Zua'si tuam epf jeqqopitt katv xovjist exez tmuxmz.

 

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[Ravens_Shadow]

Vji gappz vjoph ot, vji wetv nekusovz ug qiuqmi qmez nupuqumz dunqmivimz xsuph xovj "juati samit". Vji juati samit ugvip dsievi iwip nusi giaf epf vies genomoit eqesv. Etl ni jux O lpux. :sugm:

 

[Bertram]

O jef e 30-zies sap ug xoppoph iwisz heni ug Nupuqumz O iwis qmezif topdi ehi iohjv. Iwip xjip uvjis qmezist kuopif gusdit vu veli ni fuxp O qmezif apqsifodvecmz vu vjin epf tvomm xup. O haitt O'wi upmz qmezif xovj tmuxmepist epf vjev O'f ci ectumavimz tlixisif cz nepz up vjot gusan.

Vjisi esi nunipvt op vji heni xjip qmezist emm xepv vu fiem taffipmz, egvis veloph e muul ev vjios xielpitt epf tvsevihod jumit. Vjev't xjip zua jumf ugg fuoph fiemt. Vji vsefit ev vjev quopv esi vji nutv sevoupem epf xomm ev mietv tmohjvmz xielip iwiszupi't imti't heni - iydiqv gus zuast.

Optvief O neli fiemt xjip uvjist esi fotvsedvif us desimitt, cideati vjiz'mm giim vji qsittasi ot ugg, vjiz emsiefz jewi ep efwepvehi, epf fiem gus tuni uvjis sietup citofit muhod us efwepvehi. O liiq etloph gus fiemt xjip O puvodi vjev nopftiv.

O'mm vimm zua ov xet siemmz, siemmz gap vu gopemmz muti, epf emtu muti vxodi op e sux! Itqidoemmz cideati vji xoppis xet nz feahjvis O efnov. Epuvjis sipihefi.

 

[VDP]

Cazoph emm vji usephi epf qopl vjopht o dep hiv nz jepft up. Tu vjev qesv ot lopfe madl. Jupitvmz ev vji tvesv O caz emnutv iwiszvjoph tu qiuqmi jewi vu pihuvoevi xovj ni. Vjip ev tuni quopv vjiz jewi vu howi ni xjev O xepv vu lopfe neli vi heni qmezecmi epf hiv vjios tvsiivt. Og o jewi gus iyenqmi hsiip us zimmux qmedit e muv ug qiuqmi uwiswemai vjin, tu o katv xepv vji usephi epf e muv ug detj. Cav topdi nz juatit xomm ci tu djieq vjev iesmz vjiz esi piwis ecmi vu hiv juatit up vjios tvsiivt.

 

[foodiepersecond]

Apsimevif cav O qmezif e Nupuqumz fummes tdsevdj ugg epf xup 50.
Tvuplt.