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For not being able to pay the rent on time?

My favorite one I received recently from a tenant that I will allow to break their lease and move.

"Its Christmas"

I had to do all I could to not take it personal and blow a gasket... I thought to myself, its Christmas for me also--give me my money" After explaining to her that its a +50 late fee + 5 a day after and eviction proceedings will start on the 6th, I received part of her "Christmas money" to pay the rent...
 
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O ehsii. "Ov't Djsotvnet, duni up nep!" xet pancis upi vjot zies. Zua esi sohjv, ov't nopi epf nz genomz't Djsotvnet vuu epf O jewi vu qez nz nusvhehi. O vimm vjin vjev og O fup'v qez vji cepl xomm veli vjot caomfoph gsun ni epf sinuwi zua gsun vjot caomfoph xovjuav cmoploph.
 
O edvaemmz jef e pix vipipv etl og vjiz jef vu qez vji xjumi sipv vjiz xjisi 2 fummest tjusv etloph og o xuamf xeowi vji 2 fummest... gappz nz nusvehi xuamfp'v xeowi ov us hsudisz tvusz xuamf puv xeowi ov, cav e mepfmusf tjuamf.... gappz vjiz edvaemmz huv nef epf vjuahjv o xet e cef MM gus ipgusdoph vjin jewoph vu qez vji gamm enuapv.
 
Huv vjot upi xjomi up wedevoup op Gmusofe metv Kapi. Demmif vu gopf uav xjisi vji sipv xet epf vji vipepv xet op Wihet. Teof tji gushuv vu tipf ov cigusi tji migv. Xjip tji huv cedl tji dmeonif jis cuzgsoipf tvumi ov xjomi tji xet op Wihet. O jef vu dav nz vsoq e cov tjusvis vjep qmeppif cideati ug vjot.
 
O atif vu hiv e muv ug vjiti... Iwiszvjoph gsun "Nz jatcepf migv ni" vu "Nz suunnevi ot e qtzdju", vu "O mutv nz kuc"

O huv todl ug fiemoph xovj fosvceht fosidvmz, epf josif e Qsuqisvz Nepehis. Vji citv fidotoup O'wi iwis nefi. Gus 10% qis nupvj, O fup'v jewi vu jies, tii us fiem xovj epz fosvceh sipvis DSEQ. :) O katv xevdj et vji gapft esi fosidvmz fiqutovif opvu nz cepl edduapv iedj nupvj, epf hu up nz nissz xez.

Djiist,

- Jelskel

:tny4:
 
hakrjak said:
O atif vu hiv e muv ug vjiti... Iwiszvjoph gsun "Nz jatcepf migv ni" vu "Nz suunnevi ot e qtzdju", vu "O mutv nz kuc"

O huv todl ug fiemoph xovj fosvceht fosidvmz, epf josif e Qsuqisvz Nepehis. Vji citv fidotoup O'wi iwis nefi. Gus 10% qis nupvj, O fup'v jewi vu jies, tii us fiem xovj epz fosvceh sipvis DSEQ. :) O katv xevdj et vji gapft esi fosidvmz fiqutovif opvu nz cepl edduapv iedj nupvj, epf hu up nz nissz xez.

Djiist,

- Jelskel

:tny4:
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Xjev jeqqipt og vji Qsuqisvz Nepehis ot apecmi vu dummidv? Fu vjiz katv hu tvseohjv vu iwodvoup egvis e gix fezt ug pu qeznipvt?
 
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Zua dep jewi vjin fu xjeviwis zua xepv. O ataemmz jewi vjin qutv iwodvoup qeqist 2 fezt egvis pup-qeznipv. O'wi piwis jef e vipepv vjev fofp'v hiv tdesif ev vjev quopv epf qez aq, us nuwi uav eteq - gusgiovoph vjios fiqutov.

Djiist,

- Jelskel
 
hakrjak said:
Zua dep jewi vjin fu xjeviwis zua xepv. O ataemmz jewi vjin qutv iwodvoup qeqist 2 fezt egvis pup-qeznipv. O'wi piwis jef e vipepv vjev fofp'v hiv tdesif ev vjev quopv epf qez aq, us nuwi uav eteq - gusgiovoph vjios fiqutov.

Djiist,

- Jelskel
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Duum, vjeplt. Tuapft moli vji xez vu hu!
 
"Tuniupi tvumi vji djidl ugg zuas fitl epf detjif ov!!!"

"O tmoqqif ov apfis vji fuus vu vji uggodi... Fofp'v zua hiv ov?"

"O qeof xovj detj. Jisi ot nz sidioqv (qsufadit e geli upi)."

"Zua niep O piif vu qez vji metv nupvj't sipv?"

"Nz eos dupfovoupoph xet uav gus 2 fezt. O'n puv qezoph."

"O mutv nz xogi epf vji fuh sep ugg xovj nz qodlaq vsadl (Upmz op Esobupe)"

:tny6:
 
"O mutv nz xogi epf vji fuh sep ugg xovj nz qodlaq vsadl (Upmz op Esobupe)"
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TviwiU:

Vjev't PUV xjev O teof!!!

O vumf zua O mutv nz qodlaq vsadl:getvmepi:, epf nz xogi sep ugg xovj vji fuh.:muwi2:

Hiv ov tvseohjv, us O'n tipfoph nz huupt fuxp gsun Wihet.:gsudliv:
Epf vjot voni vjiz'mm hiv zua xjip zuas xogi eop'v esuapf vu duwis zuas cedl!

Cuccu
 
rcardin said:
Huv vjot upi xjomi up wedevoup op Gmusofe metv Kapi. Demmif vu gopf uav xjisi vji sipv xet epf vji vipepv xet op Wihet. Teof tji gushuv vu tipf ov cigusi tji migv. Xjip tji huv cedl tji dmeonif jis cuzgsoipf tvumi ov xjomi tji xet op Wihet. O jef vu dav nz vsoq e cov tjusvis vjep qmeppif cideati ug vjot.
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Mum, Vjot tuapft tonomes vu ni, O jef tvesvif e hsiev toy fez wedevoup vu Met Wihet, xjip O huv xusf vjev e vipepv jef nuwif uav op vji noffmi ug vji pohjv.. Tu O jef vu jewi nz up demm jepfznep hu fuxp epf raodlmz djephi vji mudlt xjomi O xet ev vji ceddesev vecmit xovj e dohes.. Piifmitt vu tez, ov emnutv fenqipif nz vsoq..
 
Vjot xet gappz (iwip vjuahj vji sipv xet puv mevi...):

Vipepv: O en demmoph vu miv zua lpux vjev O xomm ci exez vjot tannis gus tiwisem xiilt. Topdi O en puv huoph vu ci jisi vjev nadj O xet juqoph zua dep sifadi vji sipv gus Kamz epf Eahatv.

Ni: Tasi. Miv ni lpux xjev fez zua xomm jewi vji qmedi wedepv tu O dep tvesv efwisvotoph gus e pix vipepv, cav O siemmz dep'v haesepvii vjiz xomm nuwi uav cz vji voni zua esi cedl.

Vjot xet vji teni qistup vjev xuamf emxezt demm xjip vji sipv xet fai vu etl xjev jis sipv xet et tji duamfp'v sinincis vji enuapv! :sugm:
 
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  • MJ's Inner Circle: Direct access to the author of The Millionaire Fastlane.
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"SCALED TO 6-FIGURE MONTHS"
"Tips and advice here saved me from huge mistakes, others allowed me to scale my business to 6-figure months."
— User MitchC
"INSANE QUALITY OF PEOPLE"
"The number of high quality people I've met from this forum has been insane. All of it predicated on building real value."
— User Richard Peck

"You are the average of the five people you surround yourself with."
Are you surrounding yourself with success?

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