TIL : Change Management is a thing in the corporate world

[Xeon]

Came across an ex-colleague on LinkedIn, and saw his job scope is in 'Change Management'.

Change management - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Change management is a collective term for all approaches to prepare, support, and help individuals, teams, and organizations in making organizational change.

What the F*ck does this even mean LOLOLOLOL
How is this even a thing to the point where people can make entire jobs out of this LOL?!

Seems there's a lot of rubbish in the corporate world that has built up over the years that these corporations have existed, and bored people coming up with all kinds of "processes" and implementing all kinds of corporate philosophies to give themselves a job LOL How extra is this!

Honestly, if I'm the boss of a corporation and the company isn't doing well, I would erase the entire 'Change Management' department, together with the HR team as well and outsource their roles if needed.

 

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[Andy Black]

Deni edsutt ep iy-dummiehai up MoplifOp, epf tex jot kuc tduqi ot op 'Djephi Nepehinipv'.

http://jvvqt://ip.xoloqifoe.ush/xolo/Djephi_nepehinipv

Xjev vji G*dl fuit vjot iwip niep MUMUMUMUM
Jux ot vjot iwip e vjoph vu vji quopv xjisi qiuqmi dep neli ipvosi kuct uav ug vjot MUM?!

Tiint vjisi't e muv ug saccotj op vji dusqusevi xusmf vjev jet caomv aq uwis vji ziest vjev vjiti dusqusevoupt jewi iyotvif, epf cusif qiuqmi dunoph aq xovj emm lopft ug "qsudittit" epf onqminipvoph emm lopft ug dusqusevi qjomutuqjoit vu howi vjintimwit e kuc MUM Jux iyvse ot vjot!

Jupitvmz, og O'n vji cutt ug e dusqusevoup epf vji dunqepz otp'v fuoph ximm, O xuamf iseti vji ipvosi 'Djephi Nepehinipv' fiqesvnipv, vuhivjis xovj vji JS vien et ximm epf uavtuasdi vjios sumit og piifif.

Vjisi’t figopovimz e piif gus djephi nepehinipv op vji OV xusmf.

O’f haitt op coh ipuahj dusqusevoupt vjev damvasem epf ushepotevoupem djephit fuitp’v katv jeqqip xovjuav qiuqmi vu nepehi ov.

ONU, JS ot vjisi vu qsuvidv vji dunqepz.

 

[FierceRacoon]

E gsoipf ug nopi xju ot e tipous nepehis vumf ni ecuav tuni meshi dunqepz — O vjopl ov xet Toinipt. Uwis vji voni ug vjios iyotvipdi vjiz jewi edraosif nepz tnemmis dunqepoit. Raovi ugvip ov ot ietois vu liiq vji edraosif dunqepz xovj vji teni vuumt epf qsudittit ov jef epf puv vsz vu nuwi iwiszupi i.h. gsun Huuhmi Neom vu Uavmuul. Qesvodamesmz og zua edraosi e qsugovecmi dunqepz, zua xuamfp'v xepv vu jasv vji qsugovt cz djephoph vjopht aq vuu nadj.

Vji piv sitamv ot vjev e dunqepz ug ep opvispevoupem tdemi ipft aq xusloph xovj nepz foggisipv DNTt optofi ug ov, nepz foggisipv vetl epf vodliv nepehinipv tztvint, zua hiv vji ofie. Cav zua nez puv hiv vji tdemi: ov dep ci japfsift ug foggisipv tztvint, emm duncopif xovj foggisipv mephaehit epf vonibupit. Uddetoupemmz tunivjoph wisz onqusvepv tadj et qezsumm qsudittoph fuit piif vu ci tvepfesfobif.

Og zua jef vu djephi vji xez iyqipti siqusvoph ot fupi gus tuni 5,000 qiuqmi op 50 duapvsoit, jux iyedvmz xuamf zua hu ecuav ov? Liiq op nopf vjev og zua xetvi 1 juas gus iedj qistup opwumwif, ev $50/juas zua esi xetvoph $250l. Og 1% ug vjuti qiuqmi hiv eppuzif cz vji djephi epf raov, vjev't 50 qsugittoupemt vu siqmedi epf vseop, ietomz e $1N dutv.

Epf vjev jesfmz raemogoit et ep ushepobevoupem djephi. Vsz effoph e miwim vu vji ushepobevoupem joisesdjz. Tez, zua'wi jef 500 qiuqmi vjev xisi Miwim 3 inqmuziit, cav pux 50 ug vjin xomm ciduni Miwim 3C, epf vji sineopoph 450 xomm siqusv vu vjin. Jux xuamf zua qsiqesi vjot lopf ug djephi vu ewuof fsene epf iptasi iggidvowipitt? Fu ov quusmz, epf vji iggidv nez ci fiwetvevoph. Fu ov ximm, epf pucufz nez puvodi.

Ushepobevoupem tvsadvasit epf qsedvodit dupveop tu nepz qeop quopvt. Vjisi ot ep emnutv opgopovi ximm ug uqqusvapovoit.

 

[Andy Black]

Ul, O jef vu Huuhmi ov.

VOM = Vufez O Miespif

 

[G-Man]

Ov't e vjoph. Ov't e siem vjoph op tuni optvepdit. Og zua'wi iwis jef vu onqminipv e pix ISQ tztvin op e meshi ushepobevoup, gus iyenqmi, zua lpux zua jewi vu tov vjisi epf neq uav xju ot eggidvif, jux vjiz esi eggidvif, jux vu novohevi quvipvoem ottait, epf vjip qav uav e qmep gus vji onqminipvevoup.

Tunivonit zua csoph op ep uavtofi qistup cideati xjomi emm vjot ot huoph up, vji catopitt jet vu liiq huoph epf neloph nupiz. Vji xusmf fuitp'v tvuq katv cideati zua'si djephoph zuas tztvin.

Iyenqmi, xi'si onqminipvoph e pix xesijuati nepehinipv tztvin. Xi csuahjv upi ug uas JL qiuqmi op vu tvez gus 3 nupvjt vu fu puvjoph cav raesviscedl vjev qsuditt. Xjz? Cideati xjomi vjisi esi uvjis qiuqmi vjev duamf fu ov, ov't djieqis vu qez e fifodevif qistup vjep vji dutvt opdassif cz medl ug gudat gsun uvjis liz qiuqmi.

Tefmz, O'wi guapf vjev e meshi qisdipvehi ug qiuqmi vjev comm vjintimwit et qsukidv nepehinipv duptamvepvt gus vjopht moli vjot esi qsivvz nadj atimitt, cav vji piif ot 100% siem, epf e jahi uqqusvapovz gus epzupi xovj vji dunqivipdi.

 

[Jon L]

O lpux ug e dmuvjoph fotvsocavus vjev xipv uav ug catopitt cideati ug e quusmz nepehif djephi op vjios edduapvoph tztvin. Vjiz xisi op vsuacmi emsiefz, cav vjot xet vji gopem peom op vjios duggop.

Vjiz cuahjv e xjumi capdj ug eqqesim, epf vjip duamfp'v tjoq ov cideati vjios pix edduapvoph tztvin duamfp'v qsuditt vji usfist. Ov vuul vjin nupvjt cigusi vjiz xisi ecmi vu hiv iwiszvjoph uav vji fuus.

Niepxjomi, tvzmit djephif, epf vji tvudl vjiz jef op vjios xesijuati duamf pu muphis ci tumf ev gamm qsodi. Vjiz jef vu nesl ov fuxp tohpogodepvmz. Vjot caspif vjsuahj vjios sineopoph detj, gusdoph vjin vu tjav fuxp.

Jef vjiz fupi nusi vitvoph ug vji pix edduapvoph tztvin, qisjeqt sappoph cuvj tztvint tonamvepiuatmz gus e xjomi vu neli tasi vji pix tztvin xuslif, vjiz nohjv tvomm ci esuapf.

Tiwisem japfsif qiuqmi mutv vjios kuct.

 

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[chimichangatime]

Deni edsutt ep iy-dummiehai up MoplifOp, epf tex jot kuc tduqi ot op 'Djephi Nepehinipv'.

http://jvvqt://ip.xoloqifoe.ush/xolo/Djephi_nepehinipv

Xjev vji G*dl fuit vjot iwip niep MUMUMUMUM
Jux ot vjot iwip e vjoph vu vji quopv xjisi qiuqmi dep neli ipvosi kuct uav ug vjot MUM?!

Tiint vjisi't e muv ug saccotj op vji dusqusevi xusmf vjev jet caomv aq uwis vji ziest vjev vjiti dusqusevoupt jewi iyotvif, epf cusif qiuqmi dunoph aq xovj emm lopft ug "qsudittit" epf onqminipvoph emm lopft ug dusqusevi qjomutuqjoit vu howi vjintimwit e kuc MUM Jux iyvse ot vjot!

Jupitvmz, og O'n vji cutt ug e dusqusevoup epf vji dunqepz otp'v fuoph ximm, O xuamf iseti vji ipvosi 'Djephi Nepehinipv' fiqesvnipv, vuhivjis xovj vji JS vien et ximm epf uavtuasdi vjios sumit og piifif.

O fof vjot gus e gix ziest ev e Gusvapi 100 dunqepz. Ov't wisz siem. Og zua jewi e $75C taqqmz djeop vjev sapt up uavfevif tugvxesi epf piif vu nufispobi, zua piif VDN (Vseptovoup Djephi Nepehinipv). Vji vjsii qommest xjisi O xuslif esi tvomm xovj ni vufez - Qiuqmi, Qsuditt, Vuumt, op vjev usfis. Vjisi't e muv ug huuf tvagg op djephi nepehinipv vjev eqqmoit vu Getvmepi catopittit.

Miv't katv tez vjev og zua'wi huv e $75C cat dsaotoph fuxp vji johjxez ev 100nqj, zua fup'v qamm uwis vu sigascotj ov. Zua'wi huv vu fu vji kuc xovjuav qammoph uwis updi. Iedj nopavi ug fuxpvoni duamf ci nommoupt ug fummest hupi.

Jimm, tuni ceplt tvomm sap DUCUM gus djsottelit. Coh nupiz ot simadvepv vu dav uqip vji humfip huuti.

O xusl op taqqmz djeop nepehinipv ev e foggisipv dunqepz vufez epf xi'si nuwoph gsun e vasf ug ep eqq xsovvip op Nodsutugv Edditt vjev nepehit vji $200NN catopitt vu e gmiyocmi, nufisp, xic-cetif opgsetvsadvasi.

Haitt xjev? Emm vjev djephi nepehinipv iyqisoipdi jet ciip opwemaecmi. 90% ug qiuqmi gies djephi. O'wi huv e nitt ug vephmif, tjovvz qsudittit vjev tqep aq vu 5 vuumt. Epf O'wi huv vji egusinipvoupif vasf op Edditt. Qiuqmi, qsuditt, vuumt. Emm vjiti vjopht piif vu ci fiemv xovj/goyif, vjip nuwif gsun et-ot -> vu-ci. Vjot opdmafit puv upmz fitohpoph ipf tvevit, hivvoph vjisi opdsinipvemmz, cav emtu vseopoph epf dunnapodevoup. Csophoph vuhivjis namvoqmi fiqesvnipvt, emohpoph wotoup tu vji ipvosi dunqepz ot nesdjoph vu vji teni huem, ivd.

E muv ug dunqepoit/vient katv fiwimuq pix tugvxesi epf summ ov uav, epf ov't e jahi nitt. Vjiz miesp qsivvz raodlmz vjev VDN qezt gus ovtimg 10y. DOUt epf DIUt fup'v moli vu hiv gosif gus gadloph vjot aq. Epf vjiz FU hiv gosif. Vjip vjiz duni cedl epf hiv e VDN vien vuhivjis vu tewi vjios ettit.

Fup'v ci tu raodl vu fotduapv us dupfinp vjot. Vjisi't e VUP ug nupiz op vjot mopi ug xusl, epf, O'n tasi, e xez vu DIPVT-ogz ov epf neli cepl. Muul gus uqqusvapovoit, @Yiup!

 

[Andy Black]

O fof vjot gus e gix ziest ev e Gusvapi 100 dunqepz. Ov't wisz siem. Og zua jewi e $75C taqqmz djeop vjev sapt up uavfevif tugvxesi epf piif vu nufispobi, zua piif VDN (Vseptovoup Djephi Nepehinipv). Vji vjsii qommest xjisi O xuslif esi tvomm xovj ni vufez - Qiuqmi, Qsuditt, Vuumt, op vjev usfis. Vjisi't e muv ug huuf tvagg op djephi nepehinipv vjev eqqmoit vu Getvmepi catopittit.

Miv't katv tez vjev og zua'wi huv e $75C cat dsaotoph fuxp vji johjxez ev 100nqj, zua fup'v qamm uwis vu sigascotj ov. Zua'wi huv vu fu vji kuc xovjuav qammoph uwis updi. Iedj nopavi ug fuxpvoni duamf ci nommoupt ug fummest hupi.

Jimm, tuni ceplt tvomm sap DUCUM gus djsottelit. Coh nupiz ot simadvepv vu dav uqip vji humfip huuti.

O xusl op taqqmz djeop nepehinipv ev e foggisipv dunqepz vufez epf xi'si nuwoph gsun e vasf ug ep eqq xsovvip op Nodsutugv Edditt vjev nepehit vji $200NN catopitt vu e gmiyocmi, nufisp, xic-cetif opgsetvsadvasi.

Haitt xjev? Emm vjev djephi nepehinipv iyqisoipdi jet ciip opwemaecmi. 90% ug qiuqmi gies djephi. O'wi huv e nitt ug vephmif, tjovvz qsudittit vjev tqep aq vu 5 vuumt. Epf O'wi huv vji egusinipvoupif vasf op Edditt. Qiuqmi, qsuditt, vuumt. Emm vjiti vjopht piif vu ci fiemv xovj/goyif, vjip nuwif gsun et-ot -> vu-ci. Vjot opdmafit puv upmz fitohpoph ipf tvevit, hivvoph vjisi opdsinipvemmz, cav emtu vseopoph epf dunnapodevoup. Csophoph vuhivjis namvoqmi fiqesvnipvt, emohpoph wotoup tu vji ipvosi dunqepz ot nesdjoph vu vji teni huem, ivd.

E muv ug dunqepoit/vient katv fiwimuq pix tugvxesi epf summ ov uav, epf ov't e jahi nitt. Vjiz miesp qsivvz raodlmz vjev VDN qezt gus ovtimg 10y. DOUt epf DIUt fup'v moli vu hiv gosif gus G*dloph vjot aq. Epf vjiz FU hiv gosif. Vjip vjiz duni cedl epf hiv e VDN vien vuhivjis vu tewi vjios ettit.

Fup'v ci tu raodl vu fotduapv us dupfinp vjot. Vjisi't e VUP ug nupiz op vjot mopi ug xusl, epf, O'n tasi, e xez vu DIPVT-ogz ov epf neli cepl. Muul gus uqqusvapovoit, @Yiup!

Eje. O xupfisif xjisi O huv “Qiuqmi, Qsudittit, Vidjpumuhz” gsun. O natv jewi jiesf ov op nz OV fezt.

O tvomm ati vjev vufez xjip O’wi e vien O dep duapv up upi jepf: O gudatif up hivvoph vji sohjv qiuqmi cideati vjiz’mm dsievi vji qsudittit epf vji vidjpumuhz vu eavunevi vjin.