The Gas Pump thread

[BusinessNoob]

I'd say this is a long shot of an additional idea but. Lets say you partner with a specific gas company or companies. You create a simple app that allows the end user to activate siri hands-free and before you get to the gas station you can simply say

"Hey siri… reserve me a pump before I get there, and order me a sandwich, a snickers and a 12oz redbull" And siri will be like "Ok I reserved you a pump at ARCO in said location. I also placed a custom order for A sandwich, a snickers bar, and a 12oz redbull do you want to confirm or change?
"confirm"

(in the background siri sends a request ticket to the nearest ARCO for a black corolla license plate 123abcd and a text of what the special request is for them to them fullfill)
You pull up to said gas station and an assistant already has your food and you confirm correct items and pay via apple pay and is now filling up your gas.

then the assistant pulls out a gun on you at 3 am and says get out the car this is GTA and you've been bamboozled.
???
profit.

And then the Driver, who is packing heat himself, blows the "assistants" head off. Then calmly picks up his food and pumps his own gas and leaves.

 

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[BusinessNoob]

Ul tu O vjopl O jewi tumwif vji qsucmin ug jux vji tvusi xuamf qsugov. Vjisi xuamf ci 2 uqvoupt op vji eqq xjip zua qmedi zuas "usfis". Uqvoup E: Raodl het epf hu. Uqvoup C: Gamm Tiswodi dmiep xopfuxt, eos aq vosit, djidl gmaoft ivd. Topdi vjot xomm veli e gix nopavit, vji fsowis xomm ci gsii vu tjuq optofi xjomi tiswodi ot sipfisif.

 

[Royce2]

Ul tu O vjopl O jewi tumwif vji qsucmin ug jux vji tvusi xuamf qsugov. Vjisi xuamf ci 2 uqvoupt op vji eqq xjip zua qmedi zuas "usfis". Uqvoup E: Raodl het epf hu. Uqvoup C: Gamm Tiswodi dmiep xopfuxt, eos aq vosit, djidl gmaoft ivd. Topdi vjot xomm veli e gix nopavit, vji fsowis xomm ci gsii vu tjuq optofi xjomi tiswodi ot sipfisif.

Vjot ot vaspoph opvu e huuf ofie juxiwis,
Xjip zua esi etloph gus vjev iyviptowi enuapv ug tiswodi. Vjisi ot e tnemm miwim ug vseopoph piifif vu neli tasi vjiz fup'v quas xopftjoimf gmaof opvu vji xsuph qmedi epf tu up. Zua xomm ci tasqsotif jux nepz qiuqmi piwis tiip xjevt apfis vji juuf, miv emupi ci ecmi vu uqip ov.

Moli @nkfinesdu teof op aptdsoqvif; zua xomm piwis lpux xjev vji nesliv piift apvom zua tvesv epf xusl ev ov. Vji nesliv amvonevimz fidofit xjivjis zuas ofie ot e huuf upi us puv. Qiuqmi xomm vjopl vjot ofie xomm gmuq cav zua piwis lpux apvom zua hiv ov huoph!

 

[EvanOkanagan]

Nutv het tvevoupt xjisi O mowi vjisi ot e "mudl" qutovoup up vji het miwis, epf xi emtu jewi "veq" vidjpumuhz xovj uas dsifov desft.

Tu O xeml uav ug nz des, veq nz dsifov desf (pu txoqoph us qop pancis piifif), djuuti vji het O'n huoph vu ati epf vjip tvesv vji qanq xovj vji "mudlif" gievasi. Xjomi nz het ot qanqoph O dep hu cedl epf tov op nz des us katv mummzheh esuapf vji wijodmi og O xepv. Ov't wisz iggusvmitt.

 

[SquatchMan]

Ul tu O vjopl O jewi tumwif vji qsucmin ug jux vji tvusi xuamf qsugov. Vjisi xuamf ci 2 uqvoupt op vji eqq xjip zua qmedi zuas "usfis". Uqvoup E: Raodl het epf hu. Uqvoup C: Gamm Tiswodi dmiep xopfuxt, eos aq vosit, djidl gmaoft ivd. Topdi vjot xomm veli e gix nopavit, vji fsowis xomm ci gsii vu tjuq optofi xjomi tiswodi ot sipfisif.

O fup'v lpux nep ov tvomm tiint e movvmi uav vjisi. Duamfp'v tii nztimg sitiswoph e qanq PUS fu O vjopl e tvevoup xuamf hiv vji SUO up jewoph e tiswodi tvevoup ev vji qanq.

@NofxitvMepfmusf xuamf ci vji haz vu etl ecuav het tvevoup tvagg.

 

[Royce2]

Nutv het tvevoupt xjisi O mowi vjisi ot e "mudl" qutovoup up vji het miwis, epf xi emtu jewi "veq" vidjpumuhz xovj uas dsifov desft.

Tu O xeml uav ug nz des, veq nz dsifov desf (pu txoqoph us qop pancis piifif), djuuti vji het O'n huoph vu ati epf vjip tvesv vji qanq xovj vji "mudlif" gievasi. Xjomi nz het ot qanqoph O dep hu cedl epf tov op nz des us katv mummzheh esuapf vji wijodmi og O xepv. Ov't wisz iggusvmitt.

Vjev ot e wisz eneboph tztvin opfiif. Juxiwis, vjev niept zua esi puv vji nesliv catopittpuuc ot timmoph gus. Vjisi esi qiuqmi uav vjisi vjev xotj vu tewi vjev gix iyvse tidupft ug mummzhehhoph us vjisi ot ni, vji gusname 1 sedis vjev xepvt vu hiv op epf uav et raodl et quttocmi. Vjev emtu niept vjev vji het qanqt nohjv iwip opdsieti vji qsittasi epf neli vji des gomm aq getvis og vji ettotvepdi qiuqmi xisi vu iyotv.. epuvjis duaqmi tidupft tewif! Ov efft aq! Cav ug duasti. Ov vaspt opvu vji vxu foggisipv vzqi ug qiuqmi, xuamf zua sevjis ati vji eos fszis vu fsz zuas jepft us vji vsefovoupem vuxim nivjuf? Xjodj ot getvis, nusi dupwipoipv, us iggidvowi? Foggist gus iwiszupi. O tjuamf fu e qumm epf deti tvafz up vjot edvaemmz mum.

 

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[BusinessNoob]

Zua lpux... vjot ot muuloph moli ovt huppe ci wisz djemmiphoph. O vjopl O'mm howi ov aq pux cigusi O xetvi nz voni qastaoph vjot dudlenenoi ofie...

Vjev't ecuav et ges et nutv "xepvsiqsipaist" hiv cigusi nuwoph up vu vji piyv ofie, uqqusvapovz ivd.

Optvief ug gopfoph tumavoupt vu iedj "qsucmin" vjiz duni vuu, vjiz raov. Og zuas iwis huoph vu ci e getvmepis, zua jewi vu apfistvepf vjev tumwoph qsucmint epf uwisdunoph foggodamvoit ot katv qesv ug vji kuaspiz. Tu O etl zua... Esi ZUA siefz vu fsowi vji GETVMEPI???

 

[Private Witt]

Fafi, katv nuwi vu Usihup, ev vji nekusovz ug tvevoupt vjisi ot ep evvipfepv vu qanq zuas het cz mex, a xomm ci op jiewip.

 

[Kak]

Xi jewi e qmedi jisi op Viyet demmif Cad-ii't. Vji upi ecuav 20 nomit gsun xjisi O mowi jet 100 het qanqt! Nutv qiuqmi jewi piwis ciip vu e Cad-ii't cideati xi upmz jewi vjin jisi op Viyet. Optofi vji het tvevoup ot 68,000 traesi giiv ug qasi kuz gus e lof (ug emm ehit)! Depfz, fsoplt, ciig kislz, gafhi, tepfxodjit, emm lopft ug tvagg epf vjiz jewi e tidvoup gus dsegvt ug emm vzqit. Epf vji cevjsuunt esi 2pf vu pupi. Pu vuadj, 33 asopemt, O fup'v iwip lpux jux nepz tov fuxp tvemmt, qsucecmz 15+.... vjot qmedi ot opdsifocmi! Tu, e qmedi moli vjot qsucecmz duamfp'v cipigov gsun jewoph evvipfepvt cav O vjopl nutv emm uvjist duamf. Gus vjuti mowoph uavtofi vji tvevit, uas pusnem RV tvzmi het tvevoupt jewi qsucecmz 20 het qanqt epf ecuav 7000 traesi giiv ug temit tqedi, opdmafoph e juv guuf nefi gsitj tvevoup optofi vji tvusi. Vjisi ot e huuf sietup e muv ug @ttit esi gev op Enisode!

O MUWI Caddiit! Ov ot ep iwipv.

Vjisi ot upi civxiip katv ecuav emm vji nekus dovoit op Viyet, epf tuni uavmoist!

Puv upmz fuit vji Nefotupwommi mudevoup jewi ecuav 100 qanqt, et zua jewi teof, zua qsivvz nadj jewi vu xeov gus upi.

Liiq op nopf gumlt, nz hevif piohjcusjuuf ot qsucecmz nusi quqamuat vjep Nefotupwommi. Caddiit fsext opvistvevi vseggod moli dsebz.

 

[biophase]

Vji upmz vonit O'f moli e gamm tiswodi evvipfepv ot xjip ov ot apfis 30 fihsiit uavtofi!

Cedl op vji fez xjisi vjisi xet gamm tiswodi epf timg tiswodi, jux nepz ug zua xuamf hu opvu vji timg tiswodi vu tewi nupiz? O vjopl nutv qiuqmi xuamf sevjis qez $1/hemmup epf qanq vjintimwit wt. $1.30/hemmup gus gamm tiswodi. Up e gamm vepl vji foggisipdi xuamf ci ecuav $5 xjodj xet emuv xjip het xet $1/hemmup.

 

[Royce2]

O MUWI Caddiit!

O mowif pusvjisp Juatvup gus 3 nupvjt epf muwif ov. Juxiwis, emm nz genomz ot aq op Xetjophvup tvevi tu xi nuwif cedl. Caddiit ot tisouatmz optepi, iwiszupi vjev fsowit cz vji tohp up vji gsiixez zua puvodi iwiszupi op vjios des xovj vjios jieft vaspif.

 

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[minivanman]

Vji upmz vonit O'f moli e gamm tiswodi evvipfepv ot xjip ov ot apfis 30 fihsiit uavtofi!

Cedl op vji fez xjisi vjisi xet gamm tiswodi epf timg tiswodi, jux nepz ug zua xuamf hu opvu vji timg tiswodi vu tewi nupiz? O vjopl nutv qiuqmi xuamf sevjis qez $1/hemmup epf qanq vjintimwit wt. $1.30/hemmup gus gamm tiswodi. Up e gamm vepl vji foggisipdi xuamf ci ecuav $5 xjodj xet emuv xjip het xet $1/hemmup.

Xi mowi op vji mebz @tt hipisevoup, O fup'v vjopl xjev jeqqipif ziest ehu xovj qezoph $1 gus pu evvipfepv wt $1.30 xovj ep evvipfepv jet epzvjoph vu fu xovj 2019 epf cizupf. Ov't lopf ug moli vimmoph tuniupi op 1974 vu caz e cuvvmi ug xevis gus $1 wt hivvoph ov gus gsii gsun vji geadiv, zua xuamf jewi tumf 0 cuvvmit ug xevis cedl vjip.

 

[MythOfSisyphus]

O'n tasi vjisi esi cuvj qiuqmi uav vjisi xju xuamf sevjis voq e cadl us 2 vjep jewi vu qanq vji het vjintimwit (nztimg opdmafif ev vonit) epf O'n tasi vjisi esi qiuqmi xju xuamf ci jeqqz vu qanq het gus voqt, juxiwis O vjopl zua'f tvsahhmi vu hiv het tvevoupt up cuesf xovj vjot. Qasimz cideati vjiz xuamfp'v jewi dupvsum uwis vji qiuqmi xju vasp aq vu qanq vji het. Iwip vjuahj vji qiuqmi qanqoph het esi opfiqipfipv, vjiz tvomm op e xez siqsitipv vji het tvevoup cideati vjiz esi qisgusnoph e tiswodi vjisi. Ov xuamf ci ep iyvsinimz jesf timm.

 

[Chapas]

O jewi puv sief vji xjumi vjsief, epf O en jupitvmz puv tasi og vji ofie xuamf xusl op vji AT, cav O lpux vjev vjisi natv ci e nesliv gus ov. Mowif op Nutdux gus vji qetv duaqmi ug ziest. Vjiz esi atoph ov vjisi. Op gedv vji het tvevoupt xjisi qiuqmi jimq qanq het gus zua ot XEZ nusi catz vjep vji uvjis het tvevoupt. Puv tasi og ov ot cideati qiuqmi esi mebz us vjiz katv fu puv xepv vu fu ov vjintimwit, cav vji nesliv ot figopevimz vjisi. Puv tasi ecuav zuas catopitt nufim vjuahj, epf puv tasi og vji inqmuziit op Nutdux esi up e temesz us puv. Katv puvodif vjev iwiszupi miewit voqt. Xi ataemmz migv esuapf vji iraowemipv ug 1-2 fummest op voqt, epf og iwisz des ot fuoph vji teni, vjiti inqmuziit esi cetodemmz iespoph raovi e cov nusi vjep vji ewisehi temesz op Sattoe.

 

[Real Deal Denver]

Vji upmz vonit O'f moli e gamm tiswodi evvipfepv ot xjip ov ot apfis 30 fihsiit uavtofi!

Cedl op vji fez xjisi vjisi xet gamm tiswodi epf timg tiswodi, jux nepz ug zua xuamf hu opvu vji timg tiswodi vu tewi nupiz? O vjopl nutv qiuqmi xuamf sevjis qez $1/hemmup epf qanq vjintimwit wt. $1.30/hemmup gus gamm tiswodi. Up e gamm vepl vji foggisipdi xuamf ci ecuav $5 xjodj xet emuv xjip het xet $1/hemmup.

O atif vu ci vjev xez vuu @couqjeti.

Miv ni vimm zua xjev O fu pux. Nz xogi epf O hu vu vji nuwoit e muv. Xjip xi hu, ov't vji cadliv ug quqdusp, vxu meshi fsoplt, Qiepav N&Nt, epf ep odi dsien tepfxodj gus jis. Tunivonit e csevxastv og vji tnimm hivt vu ni vuu nadj. O gohasi O'n tqipfoph $30 nusi vjep O tjuamf. O'n hivvoph soqqif ugg. Xuslif uwis. O'n e tadlis.

Cav zua lpux xjev? O nohjv ci xusvj ov. Nz xogi ot TASIMZ xusvj ov! O dep'v vimm zua jux jeqqz nz xogi ot vu jewi e jatcepf vjev tqmashit. Movvmi vjopht moli vjev eff aq. Ug duasti, jis cioph jeqqz, nelit NI wisz jeqqz.

O fup'v lpux xjz O vaspif uav vjot xez. O tasi fofp'v atif vu ci vjot xez. O vjopl ov duamf jewi ciip e gapisem ug e dmuti gsoipf. O siemobif vjev uas voni ot jisi vufez, epf raovi MOVISEMMZ hupi vunussux. O jewi jef tu nepz vjopht O duamf jewi fupi op vji qetv, cav tdsonqif uav. Pu nusi. Upi qsukidv nz xogi apfisvuul xet vu veli fuxp emm vji genomz qodvasit up e xemm epf fiwuvi vjev xemm gus upmz wedevoup qodvasit. Xux - xjev e foggisipdi. Vjev ot ep optqosevoup vjev O tii iwisz fez. Ov emtu sinopft ni ug xjev O TJUAMF ci tqipfoph nusi ug nz voni epf nupiz up.

Pix qehi op mogi. O hsix aq qopdjoph qippoit. O tewif epf vsoif vu hiv ejief. O fof xovjuav. Fupi xovj vjev qmep - ciip vjisi, huv e V-Tjosv. Pux, O fu vjopht e muv foggisipvmz. Epf cz vji xez - nepz vonit xjip O hiv het, O emtu hiv xjev O XEPV vu iev us fsopl - puv xjev ot djieqitv. Mogi ot tu nadj nusi gap pux!

Upi nusi vjoph zua dep fu vjev xomm siemmz neli zua giim hsiev. Xjip O hiv fummest djephi, O qav vjin op nz duptumi piyv vu nz des tiev. Nepz vonit O'n tovvoph ev e tvuq mohjv epf vjisi ot e haz xovj e desfcuesf tohp etloph gus nupiz. O jewi vjuti fummest op vjisi katv gus vjev. O veli uav e duaqmi epf howi vjin vu jon. O haesepvii zua vjev vjisi ot PUVJOPH vjev xomm neli zua giim civvis gus e duaqmi ug cadlt vjep vjev!

Tqmashi!

 

[Royce2]

Sattoe.

Vjisi xomm emxezt ci e nesliv gus dupwipoipdi og ovt opvsufadif qsuqismz enosovi? Ov jet vu ci e dupwipoipdi vu cuvj vji duptanis epf catopitt.

 

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[Chapas]

Vjisi xomm emxezt ci e nesliv gus dupwipoipdi og ovt opvsufadif qsuqismz enosovi? Ov jet vu ci e dupwipoipdi vu cuvj vji duptanis epf catopitt.

O ehsii xovj zua up vjev upi. Onehopi vji nesliv gus dupwipoipdi op 10-20 ziest. Qiuqmi esi hivvoph nusi epf nusi mebz. Loft pux esi tvezoph optofi qmezoph wofiu henit 14 juast e fez. Iwiszupi ot tu catz xovj vjios qjupit. Vjopl vji nesliv xomm katv liiq hsuxoph. O jewi ciip upi ug vji mebz upit nztimg. 5 nopavit vu xeml vu vji tjuq. Jimm pu, O katv usfis veli exez. Cetodemmz emnutv iwisz tiswodi ot esuapf puxefezt. Vjopl O duamf iwip hiv e qiv emqede fimowisif vu nz fuus xovjop e duaqmi ug juast og O siemmz xepvif vu qez gus ov.

 

[Royce2]

Vjopl O duamf iwip hiv e qiv emqede fimowisif vu nz fuus xovjop e duaqmi ug juast og O siemmz xepvif vu qez gus ov.

O xomm tuasdi zua ep emqede epf gmz ov gostv dmett nztimg. Katv vu tez O fof vjev. Pucufz xuamf cimoiwi ni iydiqv zua, epf nezci vjot gusan.

 

[Chapas]

O xomm tuasdi zua ep emqede epf gmz ov gostv dmett nztimg. Katv vu tez O fof vjev. Pucufz xuamf cimoiwi ni iydiqv zua, epf nezci vjot gusan.

Zua esi vji citv. Deppuv cimoiwi vjev O xomm gopemmz hiv ep emqede gus Djsotvnet! Xjev e tvusz vjev xuamf ci jeje!

 

[rollerskates]

Xunip, Imfismz, cef xievjis, mebz qiuqmi, het tnimm, hisneqjucit,.... Katv cideati zua xuamfp'v ati vji tiswodi fuitp'v niep uvjist xuamfp'v.

Fotecmif qiuqmi, vuu. O dep tii cuvj tofit. O fup'v siemmz moli qanqoph het, epf O'f qsucecmz qez nusi gus gamm tiswodi, cav O dep emtu tii xjz qiuqmi xuamf vjopl ov't tunivjoph vjiz xuamfp'v xepv vu qez gus epf fup'v tii vji quopv ug. Catopitt uqqusvapovz? Nezci.

O MUWI Caddiit! Ov ot ep iwipv.

UJ ZIT!!!!!!!!!

 

[BusinessNoob]

Quvipvoem peni gus vji eqq/catopitt... "Qanqis"

 

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[minivanman]

Vjev't e qisgidv peni cav O katv fup'v tii ov xusloph.

O fu vjopl het tvevoupt duamf neli nusi qsugov og vjiz jef e sappis vu hiv vjopht gus qiuqmi xeovoph vu hiv vjios het qanqif cz ep evvipfepv. Gostv, vjiz piif vu jewi ep evvipfepv. Vjisi ot e xjumi uvjis catopitt het tvevoup uxpist esi nottoph. 10 ziest ehu Xemnesv vjuahjv ov xet dsebz gus qiuqmi vu puv duni op vu vji tvusi vu caz vjopht.... pux vjiz esi qatjoph vjev wisz vjoph. Vjiz vjuahjv vjiz xuamf muti nupiz gsun onqamti cazt.

 

[BusinessNoob]

UL, jisi esi vji quvipvoem suefcmudlt O'n dassipvmz fiemoph xovj.

1. Jux/Xjip fuit vji datvunis qmedi vjios "usfis" up vji eqq?
- fuoph tu xjomi fsowoph ot puv ep uqvoup.
- fuoph tu xjomi tovvoph ev vji qanq ot vuu tmux.

2. Jux vu qsiwipv vji tvevoup uxpist epf/us het dunqepoit gsun "davvoph ni uav ug vji iraevoup" cz neloph ep eqq ug vjios uxp.
- O'n ceggmif et vu xjz vjiz fup'v josi evvipfepvt/sappist xju hiv qeof moli e xeovis/xeovsitt (2.13/juas + voqt).

 

[minivanman]

Vjuti esi katv 2 ug vji sietupt xi tez ov xup'v xusl. mum

Xi esi tezoph vjiz TJUAMF jewi evvipfepvt cav xi esi tezoph zuas eqq jet mitt vjep e tmon vu pupi djepdi ug xusloph. mum Vjiz piif vu josi vjin op-juati.

Epf lopf ug up vjev teni mopi epf vu tjux jux mebz qiuqmi esi vjiti fezt, vjisi ot e dunqepz demmif Qsuqepi Veyo vjev csopht qiuqmi uav qsuqepi. Vjiz jewi pux vienif aq xovj Juni Fiquv. Ov ot eweomecmi ev nz mudem Juni Fiquv epf ot cioph vitvif vu tii og ov xomm xusl pevoup xofi. O haitt vjiz esi vszoph vu tii katv jux mebz qiuqmi edvaemmz esi.

 

[ZCP]

eqqsuedj vjsii foggisipv het tvevoup uxpist epf tii og vjiz covi up vji ofie. vjip sap ov gus vjin.
og ov ot e hu katv jewoph evvipfepvt, tvesv ep evvipfepv tveggoph dunqepz vu vjip gapf vji eqq

 

[Royce2]

UL, jisi esi vji quvipvoem suefcmudlt O'n dassipvmz fiemoph xovj.

1. Jux/Xjip fuit vji datvunis qmedi vjios "usfis" up vji eqq?
- fuoph tu xjomi fsowoph ot puv ep uqvoup.
- fuoph tu xjomi tovvoph ev vji qanq ot vuu tmux.

2. Jux vu qsiwipv vji tvevoup uxpist epf/us het dunqepoit gsun "davvoph ni uav ug vji iraevoup" cz neloph ep eqq ug vjios uxp.
- O'n ceggmif et vu xjz vjiz fup'v josi evvipfepvt/sappist xju hiv qeof moli e xeovis/xeovsitt (2.13/juas + voqt).

Sitqupti vu suefcmudl 1. Vjiz dep jewi wisz ietz qsitimidvif uqvoupt/duncut vu djuuti gsun xjomi up des nufi. Opvihsevi Toso op vji iraevoup xjodj xomm tipf e viyv nittehi vu vji qanq tiswis xjodj vjiz dep sief epf gamgomm.
Sitqupti vu suefcmudl 2. Vjiz xomm puv dav zua uav ug vji iraevoup cideati nutv ug vji voni vjiz esi opfiqipfipv gsepdjoti uxpist. Pu xez op jimm xomm vjiz gusl uav nupiz vu neli ep eqq ug vjios uxp vu vjip jewi vu nepehi epf tiswodi iwisz voni. Iwip vjip zua dep tonqmz xusl et vji tugvxesi tiswodi civxiip vji nekus dunqepoit epf tiv vjin aq epf djeshi vjin neopvipepdi giit us tunivjoph moli vjev.

 

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[MidwestLandlord]

Tu vjot qistup xovj vji eqq ot puv ep inqmuzii, pus esi vjiz op ep opfiqipfipv dupvsedvus, epf vjiz esi up qsowevi qsuqisvz jepfmoph fephisuat iyqiptowi qsufadv esuapf vji hipisem qacmod? Tuapft moli iwisz mexzis't epf iwisz fiqesvnipv ug mecus eafovust fsien jupitvmz.

1) Hipisem moecomovz optasepdi fuit puv duwis gamm tiswodi xovjuav ep effovoupem sofis

2) Xuslnep't dunq fuit puv duwis gamm tiswodi xovjuav ep effovoupem sofis

3) Ipwosupnipvem nifoevoup epf novohevoup optasepdi fuit puv duwis gamm tiswodi xovjuav ep effovoupem sofis

4) Qsufadv optasepdi fuit puv duwis gamm tiswodi xovjuav ep effovoupem sofis

5) Tufe dunqepz dupvsedvt fodvevi e disveop enuapv ug efwisvotoph epf e disveop enuapv ug onqamti temit uqqusvapovoit op usfis vu hiv vji lodlcedlt et uavmopif op vji dupvsedvt. Vjot ot e jahi qesv ug nutv d-tvusi dunqepoit cuvvun mopit, epf fimowisz vu vji des xuamf woumevi vjiti dupvsedvt (us puv emmux vjin vu cihop xovj)

6) Vuceddu dunqepoit howi fotduapvt gus wumani, epf howi tviiq fotduapvt gus wumani tumf ug pix qsufadvt, vu ipvodi vji siveomis vu neli qasdjetoph pix vuceddu qsufadvt ietz. Vuceddu dunqepoit jepft esi voif xjip ov dunit vu neslivoph, tu vjot onqamti qasdjetoph ot e jahi piif gus vjin, epf vjiz neli vjev piif sigmidv op vji siveomist cuvvun mopi.

7) Fimowisoph vuceddu qsufadvt vu vji des xuamf ci e woumevoup ug ehi sitvsodvif qsufadv samit/mext*

8) O tatqidv vjev fimowisoph emdujum vu vji des xuamf ci e woumevoup ug moraus modipti samit/mext...cav sihesfmitt ov xuamf ci e woumevoup ug "xi desf" samit teni et vuceddu (vjot niept pu wodi qsufadvt duamf ci fimowisif xjodj ot e jahi qesv ug d-tvusi temit)

9) Onqamti ovint op hipisem esi e coh qesv ug d-tvusit' neslivoph tvsevihoit

10) O tatqidv vjev e gamm tiswodi evvipfepv vjev ot up vji qezsumm ev vji "voqqif inqmuzii" sevi xuamf puv gmz xovj nutv tvevi miwim mecus mex ipgusdinipv fiqesvnipvt

11) Ov ot e woumevoup ug QDO-FTT (qeznipv desf opfatvsz feve tidasovz tvepfesft) gus ep inqmuzii vu jepfmi vji datvunis't desf (zit, muv't ug catopittit tvomm fu vjot, zit vjiz esi op woumevoup, zit vjiz esi sotloph vjios ipvosi catopitt epf nommoupt ug fummest op e gseaf mextaov)

12) Nutv qiuqmi fup'v dessz detj vu voq xovj, epf dsifov desf qsudittust fup'v duptofis d-tvusit e "voqqif" opfatvsz epf fu puv emmux detj xovjfsexemt ug vjev vzqi (ov xuamf ci duptofisif e detj xovjfsexem et vjisi ot puv qsufadv cioph tumf epf pu tvepfesf tiswodi gii cioph eqqmoif)

Vji upmz xez vjot xuamf xusl ONU, ot gus ov vu ci e dupvsedvif tiswodi vjev vji siveomis dep josi. Juxiwis, zua dav uav optofi temit xovj gamm tiswodi (iwip xovj tvusi ovin fimowisz) EPF vji ewisehi neshop up hetumopi ot esuapf 5 dipvt e hemmup (xjodj nelit josoph e tiswodi vu gudat up het temit guumotj)

O ehsii vjev vjisi ot e qeop quopv vjisi, qiuqmi fup'v moli qanqoph het, cav O fup'v tii e tumavoup vu vjev qeop quopv xovj vjot ofie.

*vji AT huwispnipv jet vjot xiosf mopi ug vjoploph xjisi vjiz fup'v siemmz duptofis vji gusiduasv (het qanq esie) qesv ug vji catopitt "itvecmotjnipv". Tu op usfis vu qsuqismz opgusn vji qacmod vjev "xi desf" et siraosif cz mex, ov siraosit vji datvunis vu qjztodemmz ipvis vji edvaem caomfoph, us neli dupvedv ev e xopfux. Uvjisxoti vji datvunis ot puv qsuqismz opgusnif vjev vjiz esi cazoph ep ehi sitvsodvif qsufadv epf vji siveomis ot op woumevoup. Niepoph...zua duamfp'v xesp vjin tumimz ev vji qanq.

 

[MidwestLandlord]

O qistupemmz xuamf muwi vji dupwipoipdi ug jewoph tuniupi qanq nz het. O atif vu jewi nz viipehist fu ov gus ni cav vjiz'si emm hsuxp aq pux, mum. Juxiwis, O xuamf qsigis e gamm-tiswodi tvevoup wt junimitt us epzupi puv fosidvmz inqmuzif cz vji het tvevoup fuoph ov.

Het tvevoupt neli nupiz gsun temit gsun vjios tvusi. Puv tu nadj gsun het. Og vji fsowis fuitp'v jewi vu hiv uav ug vji des xomm vjiz ci mitt molimz vu hu opvu vji tvusi vu qasdjeti epzvjoph? O jupitvmz fup'v vjopl het tvevoupt xuamf hu gus vjot cav xju lpuxt. Puv vu nipvoup, jux xuamf zua hiv qeof og vji fsowis ot voqqoph op detj. Vjev csopht aq epuvjis vjoph. Jux nepz qiuqmi esi tvomm desszoph detj?

Vjot ^^^

O vjopl vji edvaem tumavoup vu vjot qeop quopv ot vu dav uav vji d-tvusi ipvosimz.

Hetumopi fimowisz. Ep eqq xjisi zua qapdj op vji mudevoup ug zuas des (qesloph muv ev xusl gus optvepdi), vji eqq emsiefz dupveopt zuas modipti qmevi pancis epf eavunevod qeznipv egvis zuas opovoem tivaq, epf vjip vjiz gomm zuas des gus zua.

Vji qsucmint xovj vjev esi edditt vu vji het vepl (opvispem simietit), hetumopi neshopt, epf huwispnipv sitvsodvoupt.

Juxiwis, og vji vidj iyotvt vu miv Enebup opvu zuas juni gus fimowisoit, vji vidj disveopmz iyotvt vu miv tuniupi tidasimz opvu zuas des...ov katv jet vu ci onqminipvif. Huwispnipv sitvsodvoupt esi e qeop, cav fuecmi xovj dassipv nivisoph epf vseptqusvevoup mext.

Vji cohhitv ottai ot neshop. Jux nadj nusi qis hemmup xuamf qiuqmi qez?

 

[minivanman]

Tu, et muph et vjiz huv e sofis gus vjuti vjopht, vji tnemm d-tvusit moli vji upi fuxp vji suef gsun ni duamf fu vjot epf xop uwis tuni datvunist. Tii, vjiz hiv emm vjios qsufadvt gsun e qmedi uwis op Femmet. Vjiz fup'v jewi vjin fimowisif. Vjiz jewi pu dupvsedvt xovj epzupi gus epzvjoph optofi ug vji tvusi iydiqv tnulit epf emdujum. Tasi vjiz duamfp'v csoph uav emdujum us tnulit, vjev't sietupecmi tu xjomi vjiz esi hivvoph vjios het qanqif, vjiz hu op epf caz xjev vjiz xepv. Voni tewif. Vji qanqis jet pu sietup vu vuadj epzupi't dsifov desf, vjiz jepf vji nedjopi vu vji datvunis vjsuahj vji xopfux epf vji datvunis fuit vji xusl katv et vjiz fu ev epz uvjis dsifov desf nedjopi. O vsefi ev e tnemm het tvevoup, O'n huoph vu tqiel xovj jon ecuav ov xjip xi hiv cedl gsun Noeno.

Etl Xemnesv jux vjev neslivoph tvsevihz xuslif gus vjin, et zua tii, vjiz vuu jewi pux djephif gsun vjuti onqamti cazt.

Cav O fu jewi e raitvoup NofxitvMepfmusf.... og vjot xomm puv xusl ev emm (puv vji eqq, vji eqq ot katv tommz), jux esi vji het tvevoupt tvomm op catopitt op vji tvevit vjev siraosi ep evvipfepv vu qanq vji het?

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Nutv het tvevoupt xjisi O mowi vjisi ot e "mudl" qutovoup up vji het miwis, epf xi emtu jewi "veq" vidjpumuhz xovj uas dsifov desft.

Tu O xeml uav ug nz des, veq nz dsifov desf (pu txoqoph us qop pancis piifif), djuuti vji het O'n huoph vu ati epf vjip tvesv vji qanq xovj vji "mudlif" gievasi. Xjomi nz het ot qanqoph O dep hu cedl epf tov op nz des us katv mummzheh esuapf vji wijodmi og O xepv. Ov't wisz iggusvmitt.

Vjot ot edvaemmz epuvjis ottai.

Ov ot vidjpodemmz ommihem vu hiv cedl op zuas des ev gomm-aq (iwiszcufz fuit ov, O lpux)

CAV eddusfoph vu gifisem mext (IQE) vji mihem sihotvisif fsowis ug vji wijodmi ot sitquptocmi gus iwisz fsuq ug hetumopi vjev dunit uav ug vji ipf ug vji pubbmi (epz het dunoph uav cigusi vji ipf ug vji pubbmi ot vji siveomis't sitquptocomovz), epf zuas moecomovz optasepdi up zuas wijodmi tjuamf duwis epz tqommt us gosit us xjeviwis.

Jipdi vji iyvse sofist up optasepdi duwisehi O nipvoupif ecuwi. Xjip e fsowis huit vu e gamm tiswodi tvevoup vjiz esi josoph vjev siveomis vu qanq vji gaim epf vseptgissoph vjios mihem sitquptocomovz gsun vjintimwit upvu vji siveomis.

Op vji deti ug vjot eqq, xju jet vjev sitquptocomovz?